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Hey, hi'ya pooch!

Hey Phil. Welcome home.

Thanks How ya feeling?

A month off does wonders. I'd like to find out.

Have a good one, huh?

Okay.

Ah, this is gonna hurt.

Hi Hellen.

Bobby. How was Baltimore?

Quiet.

Mail for Caldwell.

I was sorry to hear about your friend's mom.

Sounded like a wonderful woman.

It must have been hard for you.

Yeah, but I got my head straightened up.

Looking forward to getting back to work.

It's great to be back.

Elliot?

Dr. Caldwell, good to see you.

Let me get this for you.

Thanks.

Anything new since I left?

Well, you can hardly tell, but the gift shop was blown up.

I just drove 400 miles.

Don't kid me.

I'm not.

Phil Chandler was in the explosion.

He looked fine when I saw him.

Yeah, but you should see him jump when you pop a paper bag behind his back.

Anything else?

Uh, let's see.

Uh, Jack slipped on some vomit and really tore up his knee.

Rosenthal's son's a mess, but Lucy dropped the lawsuit.

John Doe finally found out who he was, and Augusta Endicott is here with cardiac problems.

Senator, why is it so important to you that Mrs. Endicott have the quadruple bypass?

My mother's the heart and soul of our family.

The rest of us have our troubles and differences, but around her, we're united.

We need my mother at the helm.

Dr. Craig says this operation could prolong her life.

Surgery is probably the preferred option.

She told me she didn't want the procedure.

That's because the facts weren't explained to her in the right light.

Horse pucky.

Dr. Auschlander, St. Eligius, needs obvious capital input.

I'd like to pry some funding loose from Washington.

I see.

Buying off the opposition?

Oh, for crying out loud, Daniel.

This isn't Teapot Dome.

Now, Mrs. Endicott can either have the bypass or be managed with medication.

But what have we got to lose by encouraging surgery, if it'll benefit the hospital?

What else?

Santa Claus died, we got rid of the Valaires, Wayne got engaged, but that ended when his sperm got...

put into a stranger, and I took care of a gorilla that lost her anyway.

A gorilla?

No, the keeper.

My mother told me what happened between you and my father.

I'd like to make up for his unfortunate slur on your heritage.

Next time, Michael.

Oh, right, the tie's the image.

Judge McGinnis is in saying hello to Grandmother.

Aunt Maggie and Uncle Gareth are on their way.

Patricia's due in from Washington this afternoon.

Everyone else is in the conference room.

Oh, by the way, Mom called.

Your mother should be here.

Yep.

Yep, she's in Africa, and you're divorced.

You know, Mom saw an elephant give birth.

Incredible, huh?

Come on, Michael, let's go for a walk.

Look, I may be wrong about the surgery.

As soon as everybody gets here, I'll canvass my entire family.

I'll abide by their decision, and Mother will, too.

Boy, Daniel, you really pick at a scab.

Old man Andicott circumcised you 40 years ago, and you're still kicking dirt on his grave.

You know something, Michael?

You're a dork.

Hey, Chandler, you're looking beat.

How far did you go?

Two blocks.

Couldn't get it up today.

My brother Michael.

This is Dr. Chandler.

Phil and I have puked on each other's shoes in a couple of marathons.

Michael?

You know, I met this Dr. Wade today in my grandmother's room.

Is she into the making of a president's son?

Dr. Ehrlich, this last patient is yours, I believe.

Yes, sir.

White female, 32, admitted for hysterectomy for intractable pain from endometriosis.

This is THBSO.

It was performed two days ago.

Patient is a febrile and doing well.

If she tolerates normal diet, I anticipate this side.

Dr. Scott London, OR2.

Dr. Scott London, OR2.

Helen, did you see which way Rons went?

Dr. Barton's, Dr. Meldrum's, or Dr. Graybow's?

Dr. Westphall's.

Sorry.

Homer!

Wait, I was just looking for you.

I thought you were on rounds.

Lost him in the stairwell.

Uh, when I pick Pete up at daycare, do you want me to bring him here or take him to my place?

Oh, also, I need some money for his class photo.

Uh, your place.

Backpack.

Homer, why don't you take some time off to recuperate?

How are you supposed to keep this up?

No sympathy for sick residents.

Wait, I'll get it.

Want some coffee?

Yeah.

Seems like only yesterday.

That's when this was made.

You used to get up in the morning, put on one of my shirts.

First I'd sniff the pits.

Then you'd go make coffee, come back to bed, and then we'd... Boomer, old days.

L'histoire.

Oh, I sure miss them.

I can't stop thinking about you, dreaming about being together.

Don't do it.

Don't say I love... I love you.

We've been through this before.

We're friends, that's all.

Please, not the hurt puppy look.

It's not gonna work.

It's working.

Boomer, stop.

Pathos is not love.

Well, yeah, I...

Well, no, no, it's just that...

Okay, I've been thinking, I've been thinking about my birthday tomorrow.

And last year, you know, you and I were together, and it was only the best birthday I've had since I was three.

I got a Fanner 50 cap gun.

Okay, I'll throw you a birthday party.

Right here in the back.

In the hospital.

I don't like cake.

I know, I remember.

Boysenberry pie, just like Mommy used to buy.

You're weird, Boomer.

I'm gonna go make arrangements.

Oh, what do you want for your birthday?

Knitting needles.

Oh, darling.

Yeah, no, everybody keeps stealing mine.

Boy, they choose it's the only way I can reach it.

Bye, Boomer.

Bye.

We're on a road to nowhere.

Come on inside.

Taking that... That ride to nowhere.

We'll take that ride.

Michael.

Yeah.

Talking heads.

Where?

Oh, David Byrne.

Don't you remember I played the album for you last week?

Ah, yes.

Where's your father?

Ah, news interview.

Can you be a little more specific?

Interview about what?

I don't know.

I'm not really sure.

I'm not really into what he thinks.

I see.

Well, he's not into what I think.

When he's running for president, you'll be out campaigning for him.

And what if somebody better's running against him?

There won't be.

Ooh, my endicott, right or wrong.

You'd do well to emulate your father, if for no other reason than to prepare for your time in public service.

Oh, no, no, no.

That's Dougie's back.

You're more like him than Douglas.

Oh, and I thought you loved me.

You know I do.

And you, Graham, are the only one I care about in our whole tribe.

What happens when I'm not here anymore?

I'll go dog sled racing in the Arctic.

You've got to figure out what you're going to do with your life.

Ah, but I already know.

Mother.

Oh, Maggie.

Gareth.

I'm here now.

Everything's going to be okay.

Michael, dear, give auntie a kiss.

I'd rather be maimed.

Oh, see ya.

Hey, Uncle Gary.

Dr. Craig, I have a consult before meeting with the Endicott family.

See me later.

This is about Mrs. Endicott, sir.

Her latest EKG show any problems?

No, it's not related to the ischemia.

Well, talk fast.

Well, have you noticed any enlargement of her liver?

And if I had?

I took the Liberty of ordering liver tests.

They indicate early cirrhosis.

Is this your way of telling me that you have a liver problem?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Are you telling me that Mrs. Endicott is a secret lush?

Sir, I rechecked her chart.

She's also mildly diabetic and her serum iron is off the scale.

That could mean... I know what it could mean, damn it.

Why don't you tell me about this sooner?

I went to Mount Tears Farm to sort my life out.

Started at the bottom, cleaning out cattle pens.

Granted, I got my perspective back.

Yeah, the kind of peace of mind I thought I was gonna get in Ethiopia.

I want to cheer you out the face with the scar taken care of.

Gonna need a couple days.

That's fine.

Tell you the truth, that thing could use some work.

You okay?

Yeah.

I barked myself up at the farm.

Got infected.

Hurts like hell.

Bob, get that taken care of, will you?

Yeah.

Hi.

Hi.

How's Jeff doing?

You'll have to ask his commandant.

He looks so good in khaki and epaulettes.

You put him in a military school?

He's protecting the Falmouth Coast from enemy attack.

What the hell's that?

Hey!

Guy who slapped this together must have been having an acid flashback.

Flashback?

I think it was peaking.

Yeah, I've seen turkeys trust better.

Yeah, well, I've been meaning to drive on up to the cape and sugar the fuel tank and assess them.

Well, it's amenable to revision.

We excise the scar tissue, pull the skin tight, you wink funny for a week or two.

You know, Harper, I carried you through residency.

That's because I knew you were the best.

Mm-hmm.

After me.

Well, that may be, but I've got it all over you in style.

You ever think of coming to BG?

I work under you.

What would I want to do that for?

A lot better skirt than the dog pound you're working in.

Come on, pal.

I'm doing medicine over there.

You reflector heads haven't even dreamed of.

Right.

All right, here's the program.

Come in next week.

We remove the zipper and restore you to your original ugliness.

Fine.

What's the price?

Seven figures.

Some professional courtesy.

Phone number.

Those twins you were with at Foley's a couple months ago.

You got it.

Oh, and, uh, I don't want a transfusion from your local stock here.

Bobby, we're talking simple facial surgery here.

We're not gonna snag an artery.

Besides, you're not gonna get contaminated blood.

All the same, I'd just like to leave a couple units with you just to be on the safe side.

Fine.

Whip off a pint now.

I'll take it down to the blood bank.

Fine.

So you got this thing set on the worst setting.

Mother will live a longer, higher quality life.

I'm not disagreeing with you, Gordon.

The problem is convincing her to accept the risk.

Aunt Maggie, Uncle Gordon, just don't badger her into a decision.

Concentrate on having your baby, Sarah, dear.

Leave this discussion to the grown-ups, huh?

Has anybody seen Michael?

Not lately, sir.

You must allay Mother's fears.

Mother is not afraid.

Fear is a cardinal sin in your book, isn't it, Maggie?

We're all so afraid of being afraid.

That's why Franklin took his life, his only escape.

There was no other way out of this family.

Your stunned deans never drop.

Hello, Senator.

Ready to meet the whole clan, Dr. Craig?

Yes, but first, I think you should know we've uncovered something else about your

mother's health, apart from the heart disease.

Tests seem to indicate that she has the symptoms of hemochromatosis, a relatively

rare disorder characterized by excessive iron accumulation in the body.

Is that dangerous?

Yes, without careful control.

However, judging from the history, her condition appears to be inherited.

And that trait is passed on.

All of you are, potentially, carrying the disease.

Let's join the family.

All right.

Okay.

Bye.

Wayne.

Hey, don't look at me.

Ehrlich stole Jack's knitting needles.

No, listen, I need your help.

I'm gonna throw a birthday party here for Boomer tomorrow.

I need you to spread the word.

I can spread it.

I don't know if anyone will bite.

Oh, please.

You'll kill him if I don't come through on it.

All right.

Now, the thing I don't understand is why you still keep going out of your way for Jack.

It makes me feel better.

About breaking up with him?

No, about being turned on by one of his friends.

Who?

I really enjoyed going out the other night.

Oh, wait a second.

We just had pepperoni and mushroom with Pete.

Yeah, but more importantly, we had fun.

Yeah, but... We enjoyed the same things.

We have similar natures.

Yeah, but... I know.

I mean, I'm just as surprised as you, but I can't stop thinking about you.

Dreaming about being together.

But since then, I'm engaged again.

Or I will be as soon as I patch things up with Mona.

Thank you.

Okay.

Still time to have a V8.

Did you use polythene, Pam?

Tell me about the tingling in your toes.

I had a frostbite when I lived in the Rockies of Colorado.

It was in advertising.

Be bolder.

Build a better Boulder.

That was mine.

Okay, you feel this?

Doc!

You feel that?

Ow!

Yes!

And it hurt!

Thank you very much!

I heard on TV you got the Indicott dame here.

All that money.

Always making donations to big causes.

Yet the family never pays the check in the restaurant.

Like everyone owes them.

My cousin had a diner.

Flo and Eddie's.

They barely made a living as it was without getting stiffed.

Uh, let's just assume for today your reflexes are fine and you have feeling in that foot.

I was sitting in Angelo's in 79 when I heard the good news.

The oldest son, uh, what's his name?

Oh, Franklin.

Franklin took a Roman holiday and twin-bladed his wrists.

He's got Fort Knox as a trust fund.

And he uses a 49-cent razor.

It made my day.

I bought every one in the bar around.

Nobody knew why.

Except me.

Now you.

Mr. Lennox, I've got to draw blood for glucose tests.

Over your dead body.

I've got business to take care of.

No problem.

Your choice.

Come back whenever you want.

You ever wonder why it's always you?

You were in the shower forever.

What are you doing?

Well, this is the only way I can get a chance to talk to you and see what I've been missing.

Get out.

Mona, okay, I was wrong about trying to push up the wedding date and press you into motherhood.

I'm sorry.

I want you back.

Wayne, look at our relationship.

It's like a merry-go-round without the gold ring.

We go from argument to argument.

Mona, I love you.

I can't stop thinking about you and dreaming about being together.

I don't think we're compatible.

You kidding?

Your software?

My hardware?

See you, Wayne.

Mona, wait.

At least let me invite you to Jack's birthday party.

Tomorrow in the third floor nurse's lounge.

Great.

I'll see you there.

You're invited too, Snooki.

Fiscus, get out of here.

Gordon, have your office send a family photo to the kitchen staff.

They have duplicated my flan recipe to perfection.

We had it brought in.

Mother, the family held a summit today.

Really?

Who lived?

The Bypass is in your best interests, and Dr. Craig is with us on this.

You told me the decision was up to me.

It still is, but there's sufficient room to reconsider.

I've accomplished all that's necessary as a wife, a mother, and a grandmother.

Let me live out my life as a woman in one piece.

Do you want to quit?

Bow out gracefully.

I can't play to the image any longer.

I'm tired, dear.

So am I.

I'd rather be with my sons out sailing, but I can't.

Father wanted a son in the White House.

And when Franklin couldn't handle the pressure, I inherited the burden from him.

All of us have ultimately had to surrender our personal desires to the family's wishes.

Excuse me.

Stay, Dr. Craig.

Mother, we have at our disposal the medical technology to keep you with us.

You don't have to die.

It isn't 1936.

Oh, I wish it were.

Huh?

I was pregnant with you.

Franklin and Maggie already knew how to manipulate the nanny.

Little Richard came down with pleurisy.

I sat by his bed night after night, watching him slip away.

It was the first time I both doubted my faith in God and reaffirmed it.

I promised him then, always to.

Dr. Craig, my son is right.

But I was being selfish.

You may operate.

Yo.

Robbie.

Harper.

Look, I left my address book at home.

Besides, I'm not going to give you the twins' phone never until after.

After I see your work.

Fine.

What's up?

How about dinner?

What, are you crazy?

I got crap a mile thick around here.

We ought to talk.

Fine, sit down.

Bobby, the blood bank called a little while ago.

They ran a routine panel on that pint of blood.

T-cell count was off.

And there was presence of HDLV3 antibodies.

Not funny.

It's not a joke.

How you been feeling?

Fine.

Healthy as all hell.

Look, I've been pitching bales of alfalfa for the past month.

It's gonna be some snafu at that hot dog institution of yours.

No, I checked the tests.

Duncan.

I checked the tests, Bobby.

Positive HDLV3 antibodies.

Have you found any lesions?

Bobby?

Look, you see, I've got the virus.

That doesn't mean anything.

Odds are the disease won't manifest.

Bobby, we don't know what the odds are.

Hell, Duncan, you're a doctor.

You're supposed to be an optimist.

Then you haven't noticed anything?

Right, I thought it was an infection.

Kaposi's sarcoma?

I've got AIDS.

You're absolutely sure?

Double-checked the blood panel.

Ran a biopsy on the sarcoma.

Look, Bob, they're bearing down on this virus more every day.

There could be a breakthrough.

You really believe that?

Yes, I do.

We'll get on top of this thing.

Yeah, in time.

Right now, I'm trying to make myself understand that I have about 15 months to live.

But I can't.

It just doesn't make sense.

I mean, all my life I've been taught to win.

There's no way that the clock's run out.

What do you want to do?

Well, hell, Donald, I don't want to just roll over and die.

I don't even want to think about it.

I'm putting myself on treatments.

And I want to keep working.

You know, I can't even count the number of women I've rolled in clover with.

When I got lonely, I went looking.

And when I found something, it could have been a lot of people.

Maybe I deserve this.

I'm afraid visitors are not allowed beyond this point.

Sarah, I expect you to take good care of my first great-grandchild.

Baby, I'll be spending lots of time with you when you're better.

Your father was my firstborn.

You can't give him too much love.

You'll be fine, Mother.

That's in God's and Dr. Craig's hands.

We'll see you in a few hours.

Gordon, talk to Michael.

Don't shut your son out.

Let's get her into a walk.

You having trouble?

Oh, no, just every time I go in and out.

Let me help you.

Here.

Isolation.

It's got to be my patient, right?

Oh, I hear today's your birthday.

Yep.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

You doing anything to celebrate?

Yeah, there's a party.

Oh, I know.

I meant tonight.

Um, no.

Well, how about letting me take you out to dinner?

What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you mean, just you and me?

What about, uh, uh, what, what, Wayne?

I return the engagement ring.

Besides, it's more fun just you and me, don't you think?

Um, I don't, uh, well.

I don't know, no, I say I'm not sure.

You know, the hardest thing about deciding to marry Wayne was forgetting about you.

We don't even know each other, though.

Well, I know you don't know me, but I've been watching you a lot,

and I can't stop thinking about you, dreaming about being together.

Oh, well, I never noticed.

I mean, I think, I, I, I think you're nice.

Um, well, this is really a, a, a surprise.

Well, the offer's open, Jack.

Anytime.

Happy birthday.

Your turn, Michael.

Did you see what my dumb bunny of a brother did, Phil?

Anything to keep from shaking hands on the campaign trail.

The hose deserved it.

This, uh, disease gonna get in the way of my long-distance running?

Well, if we catch the signs early, it shouldn't be limiting.

That's why we want to test all of you.

And then what?

Well, those of you with high serum iron will have to give blood periodically to remove the excess.

For how long?

As long as it takes.

You're next.

Oh, I don't want to know.

Get off it, Sarah.

Oh, sure, you don't care.

It's just another trial by fire you can overcome.

You just love a contest.

I have a baby on the way.

Well, pregnancy depletes iron.

Women who bear children rarely manifest the disorder till much later in life.

But we want to test you just to be sure.

Okay.

I had to thought of my baby growing up with this.

The family curse.

Due's time pay with our own blood.

You know, Grandpa made a pact with the devil.

Satan gives us everything, and God takes it away.

And your kid's gonna be more fodder.

Shut up, Michael.

Hold my hand.

Just relax.

Bob wants to keep his job.

Should we allow that?

How can we stop it?

With the risk to patients and staff of being exposed.

We're in brand new territory here, Daniel.

Daniel, no one knows how this virus behaves.

Yes, that's sufficient reason for alarm.

Besides, the public's scared half to death.

If they find out that the doctor here has AIDS, there won't be a patient left in the whole place.

I know it.

Scares the hell out of me, too.

You know, some people are saying that the only way we're going to stop this thing

from spreading is to round up all the potential carriers and isolate them.

We don't have a system for that.

Society would have to change its whole concept of individual freedom.

Listen to us.

Worrying about this hospital when this young man just... found out he's going to die.

We have to worry about the hospital.

Well, what would you think if they asked you to quit because of your liver cancer?

People have tried.

The man sat there in my office not knowing what hit him, and I kept thinking, thank God it's not me.

BP's 106 over 62.

I'm ready to unclamp the cranula and go to the pump.

Hold it.

What do you mean, hold it?

Ready?

Here we go.

Mrs. Endicott's blood will be filtered and perfused with oxygen.

She'll be totally dependent upon modern technology for cardiopulmonary function.

I'll put a muzzle on it.

Cramping the ascending aorta.

Broca.

Dr. Kiley, stop the horse.

How do you plead your solution?

What is it about the Endicott family that captures our imaginations?

The American dream, Wade.

He went to this country penniless and built an industrial empire.

Mrs. Endicott's husband has counseled every president since Coolidge.

And now his son may be our next commander-in-chief.

You know, the first thing Americans missed after the revolution was royalty,

the ruling dynasty.

Searched for it ever since.

Endicott's fit the bill.

They're famous.

They're famous for being famous.

They're people of deeds, not just words.

Carly, where do we stand?

She's totally on the machine.

Perfusing well.

Mean arterial pressure, 75.

Sound like quite the booster, sir.

Guess I know who you're supporting for president.

Don't be silly, Wade.

These people have all they need.

They want to give the country away.

I wouldn't vote for an endicott if my life depended upon it.

Sponge.

Okay, you said you had fun at your third birthday, so... That's all.

Happy birthday!

Kids party.

Enjoy.

Thanks for helping me set this up, Wayne.

I think you and I make a very good team.

Hey, Jack, congrats.

I hope this year is better than the last one.

Why, me too.

Happy birthday again.

Thanks again.

Thought about the invitation?

Yeah, I... Boomer!

I see some mothers.

I don't know.

Jack's so sweet.

But no, I licked him.

Mona, listen, uh, yesterday, I meant it about missing you.

I think I want to Bob for apples.

Wayne, how you doing?

I've got to get that girl back.

Give me the dirt.

What do you know about Wayne?

No.

I room with the guy.

No more than I want to.

Slob, raconteur, often sports no underwear.

He's bright, witty.

Are you kidding?

His clothes are so loud, they kept me awake at night.

Which one's Mona?

Every man's dream over there.

What boob job have I ever saw one?

Are you kidding?

Thumbbags?

Mother Nature is not that kind.

I think a surgeon would know.

Only if the alignment's off.

Thanks.

Well, it's some party.

Yeah, it sure is, and it's all thanks to Clancy.

Boy, she is terrific, isn't she?

Maybe it's not such a bad thing I tore up my knee.

Brought her back to me.

Okay, time to play pin the high point of the donkey.

Come on, come on, be a good sport.

Here we go.

Wait, hold on to this.

Come on.

Play along.

Roundy round.

Then we'll do some Bobby for French fries.

One more time.

There you go.

Go get them, killer.

I'm through, Boomer.

Here you go.

Okay.

Ah, cold, Jack.

Cold?

Cold.

Point me to Victor.

Freeze and turn around.

Uh-oh.

Uh, no, no.

No?

No.

No, no, no.

I'm going to come back for you.

Warmer.

Warmer.

Hot.

Hot.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Any word?

I got tired of waiting with the body watch upstairs.

My father never believed in God, but he crossed himself on his deathbed, just in case.

I don't want to lose Grammy.

Neither do I, Michael.

It must be weird, Dad, having control over everything but death.

Do you really think we're better than anyone else?

No.

Dougie does.

You, Doug, and your cousins inherited fame without understanding.

Your grandfather worked very hard to amass a fortune.

And my generation acquired the power.

All that was left for your generation was the shell of celebrity.

It's an empty legacy.

We should give it all away.

Start over.

Lao Tzu hopped on his ox and rode out beyond the Great Wall.

You think you'll run for president?

I have no choice.

Well, I do.

I don't want to be forced to support your family.

Your ambitions.

No, you'd rather go hitchhiking through Mexico, get arrested in Machu Picchu,

set up that windmill energy fiasco.

Don't you see, all I wanted to do was get you involved, to give you some direction.

Grandma thinks you and I are alike.

Yeah.

I did stupid things when I was young, too.

I know the Endicott name is a heavy load to bear, especially for your generation.

So far removed from your grandfather's vision, yet still expected to serve him.

It's whacked out in the 80s.

Son, if you have something better to do with your life, something you really feel

passionate about, then for God's sake, go and run, no matter what the family says.

Senator Endicott?

I'd like to shake your hand.

No!

Oh, please!

What do we got?

GSW chest, pulse 140, sinus 10.

I've already heard a VV at 40.

Senator Endicott?

Yes, I'm not hoping.

I'll put him in the tunnel.

Take your time there.

Take your time.

That's great.

Get another crash cart, would you?

Where the hell is everybody?

Pam?

I'm on the central line, Pam.

Ringer's wide open.

Order some blood stat in.

Let's get a chest tube, Trey.

I'm set up.

You can hand it to me outside.

Title volume 800 at a rate of 16, 100% oxygen.

Okay, no breath sounds on the left side.

I want a Kelly and a chest tube.

What caliber was the gun?

I don't know.

You should have checked.

It might help us find out what type of damage he could have.

Hey, catch the guy?

Yeah.

Let's go, Pam.

I want you to find out the type of ammo and the caliber of the gun he was using, okay?

All right.

BP's falling.

We're going to need type-specific blood.

We won't have type.

We'll cross-match.

Can we get a credit?

21.

This guy's losing blood like crazy.

Hi.

Jack's mom always bought it.

You know, you got to give her credit.

She's got a great sense of humor.

I never met his mom.

No, I mean Clancy.

Always gets my jokes.

Mona never met a punchline she liked.

You know, if you get right down to it, Clancy and I have much more in common.

Gotta give Boomer credit.

He does take a lot of kidding.

He deserves a lot of kidding.

It's funny, I know a whole other side to him than you do.

And when it's like to wake up with him, you probably don't realize what a great partner he is.

He's strong and he's sexy.

He's a tiger in the sack.

You want to know something else?

No.

Seeing him in a cast turns me on.

Having fun?

What do you think of Mona?

I think you're asking the wrong person.

I've been watching her.

Her great body.

I mean, she's pretty.

Sure wouldn't mind getting into her bed.

I think you ought to look before you leave.

Clancy's been hanging around Wayne for most of the party.

I wouldn't worry about it.

I can't stand the thought of Wayne being with another woman.

It drives me crazy.

Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to break off our engagement.

Jack.

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

What?

Would you be offended if I would ask Clancy out?

I don't know.

Well, would you be offended if I, uh, if I asked Moe out?

No.

Well, then I guess it's all right then, right?

Good.

Hi.

Excuse me.

Hi.

I, uh, I've changed my mind.

I would, I'd like to take you up on that offer.

I'm sorry, Jack.

I have other plans.

Wayne just said you said it's all right for him to take me out?

No, it's not.

I want to be with Wayne.

I want to be with Clancy.

I want to be with Boomer.

I want to be with Mona.

I want to see Mona with Clancy.

How's the OR coming?

The team will be ready in 10 minutes, but the heart-lung's in use.

Okay.

Four units supplied, 2,000 cc ringers.

What's his status?

He's lost 1,600 cc supplies.

He's got a lot of blood since we put the tubes in.

There's a lot of damage.

I hope we can hold him for the OR.

I got a sign for the blood.

Let's forge it.

Can't do that.

Get out of here, please.

Next way's here.

Okay, let's try and get some flow.

Anything I can tell the family?

Uh, don't run for public office.

VTAC!

Damn it!

All right, let's get X-ray out of here.

Uh, Lidocaine.

I'm gonna have to shock the paddles.

Clear.

It's on this rhythm, 140, and I can't find the pulse.

I felt you were gonna have to crack this chain.

It's just a heart's pumping, no blood at all.

Okay, I'm gonna have to re-glue.

Give me a rib spreader and a blade.

Charlie?

Looking fine.

She's still in fibrillation.

What's your temperature?

36, 3 liters per minute.

Let's defibrillate now.

Clear?

VTAC.

I'll put a light again.

Nothing's happening here.

Cardiovert, clear.

Come on, Augusta.

How much Lidocaine are you giving her?

Four milligrams per minute.

That's enough.

Again.

Clear.

Sinus rhythm.

Pressure holding at 76.

All right, let's get her off the pump.

This party's turning into a drag.

Don't you think?

Looks like the right time to spring my surprise gift.

See you, Ellen.

Where are you going?

Guess I'm not really in the party mood.

Can I have everybody's attention, please?

We've got a small presentation here.

Boomer, can I stand up?

Before we get back to the grim business of body repair, I'd like to present you with my special token of esteem.

A little present I cooked up.

Oh, Fiscus, thanks.

Happy birthday.

Uh-oh.

You jerk.

Wait a second, Boomer, that's only half the gift.

See, I only hit you with one pie.

This is the good part.

You get to hit me with the other.

You like this?

Uh-huh.

All right.

Okay?

Hit me with your best shot.

Right here.

Right here.

Yeah.

All right.

Right here.

Yeah.

Hey.

Boysenberry.

Still no pressure.

Oh, it's not filling.

Can you take over here, Dr. Westphall?

They're setting O.R.

Keep begging them.

The bullet tore through the pulmonary artery.

Make the A.O.D.A.

How long we been here?

Forty minutes.

Your call, Phil.

I hate to say it, but he's...

He's had his time.

We could sew up the heart.

Nothing to sew.

That's it.

I'm done.

Dr. Kiley, it's anesthesia's job to pull her off the drugs and keep her stable.

I want a good rhythm and pressure.

BP's 105 over 48, pulse is 58.

You're letting it fall there.

BP's 90, pulse is 48.

They're trying out loud, you knucklehead.

Her vitals are dropping like a rock.

Give her some atropine.

Half milligram atropine.

Increase it.

BP's 82, pulse 38.

Damn it, Kiley, you're killing her.

We just sweated through four hours of surgery while you sat on your can and dreamed about the Dow Jones.

Now get it right.

90 and 62, coming up.

About time.

All right, let's close.