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- Attention!

Salute!

- Commissioner Yuen, welcome to Thailand.

This is my assistant, Major Ching.

- Nice to meet you. - Likewise.

- This is the Deputy Director of Protocol.

- Hello. - Welcome, Commissioner Yuen.

- And this IS our...

- What are you doing?

Help!

- Protect the commissioner!

- Don't shoot!

- Let go of me!

- President,

the first stage of the mission in Thailand is complete.

The kamikaze and the Vietnamese official have both been blown to pieces.

The second stage is in motion.

- Very good!

Well done.

Very well done.

Beautifully done!

- Good morning.

- Good morning, sir. How can I help you?

So you're Mr. Fong?

Welcome. - Thank you.

- Mr. Harrison is waiting for you in the conference room.

If you don't mind, just show yourself in.

- Thank you.

- One more thing, Mr. Fong.

This tag is for you. You don't have to wear it,

but I have to give it to you.

- I understand.

- Go straight, and then a right.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Thanks.

- Miss, is this the conference room?

- Yes, just over here.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Hi, I am Dick Harrison, Director of the Asia Division.

You must be Alex Fong. - Yes, I am.

- You are Angel Number 12?

This is Mark.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Here, they all call him Computer.

- Computer? Very interesting.

- Come in. - Thanks.

- Anything to drink?

- Yes, please.

- What would you like?

- White wine?

Thanks.

- Let's sit over there.

We have a tough case on our hands,

and we'd like to bring in the Angels.

Mark, go ahead.

- Alex, Thailand's economy has soared in the last few years.

It's now the fifth dragon of Asia.

- Everyone knows that.

- Someone has hired international terrorists to cause unrest.

Our intelligence indicates that

these terrorists are

ready for suicide missions.

Last Monday, a Vietnamese official paid Thailand a visit.

A terrorist in a bomb vest grabbed the man and blew them both apart.

- That's awful.

- These people will do anything.

Their aim is destruction.

They'll do anything

to destroy the new diplomatic relationship of these two countries.

- Recently, we learned that

they have hired killers from the USA

to commit a series of missions.

We have a good sense of the situation in Japan,

but despite our efforts, we're coming up empty in the States.

- We've increased our manpower on this project

but Alex, we really need your help.

So you'll do it? - Wait a minute.

I was only told to come and listen.

Did he make any guarantees?

- Is that right?

But your team has already started working.

Didn't your boss tell you?

- Are you alright?

I'm sorry.

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

- Hurry up!

- Please, wait!

I'm sorry.

- It's fine.

- Please come with me.

This is your compartment.

- Thanks.

- Is this the right compartment?

Oh, it's you!

Traveling alone?

Isn't it hot today?

What do you think you're looking at?

What bad luck... there's a jerk everywhere I turn!

- Lady, what are you doing?

- You're asking me what I'm doing?

- What are you doing?!

- I didn't do anything!

What did you do?

I didn't do anything!

Why are you screaming?

- He... he touched me!

Help!

Help!

- What happened?

- He... he...

- Lady, tell me what's wrong.

- He... he... - Forget it, I'm leaving.

Is there a seat in the next compartment?

I want to change seats.

- Give me your ticket.

Come with me.

- She's crazy.

- Over here.

- What a creep!

Are you from here?

Or are you also from Hong Kong?

Try some, they're delicious!

They're a local specialty, it's delicious!

Your ring IS gorgeous!

Where'd you get it?

That one is lovely too!

Where did you buy it?

- Are you from here?

- Do | look local?

Can I look at it?

You're SO mean!

Who cares about your stupid ring?

What a bad day.

First that creep,

and now a mean lady.

This day Is hopeless.

- Yoko.

Hello.

Please come with me.

Get in!

We're here.

Come with me.

Please enter.

Take off all your clothes and throw them to me.

- What are you trying to do?

- Sorry, but those are the orders.

Please do as you're told.

Even your undergarments have to go.

Everything you're wearing has to come off.

Please.

There's a set of clothes above you.

Put them on and come out.

Put your gun away!

Get in the car.

- Are you Yoko?

- Yes.

- You're really Yoko?

Now, don't make any sudden movements...

Fantastic.

You didn't even need a gun to kill them.

Listen up.

This is Miss Yoko, from Japan.

She is your new deputy captain.

She's in charge when I'm not around.

Anyone disobedient will be killed.

Do you understand?

- Yes, Ma'am!

- Sissy is a good girl.

I love you.

Be good now.

I'll be right back.

- Brother, why am I always on the earlier flight?

Next time, you should wait for me.

- That's just the way things are.

My number comes before yours.

Of course you have to wait.

Don't let it bother you, kid.

- Hey, you're here on your own?

- Don't worry, we've brought in the cavalry.

Mark.

- Hi.

- This is Mark, but everyone just calls him Computer.

- How are you? - Hi.

And one more.

Come.

Hi.

This is Angel 21, Miss Kharina.

- Hello!

- This is Mark.

- How are you? - Hi.

Let's go. - Sure.

- Who does she think I am?

My number is smaller than yours and you're still so arrogant.

- Are you sure Moon fooled the Vietnamese woman??

- Yes. They got in a tricycle.

I was able to trace her to the latrine.

But when I got there, only her clothes were left.

- Wow, that's tantalizing!

- Any other clues?

- I think Moon must've been forced to change clothes

to ensure no one could track her,

and then the whole tricycle would have gone into a container.

The truck would then take them to the compound.

Even Moon doesn't know where she is.

- Makes sense.

- Did you see it with your own eyes?

- He might as well have!

That's why they call him Computer.

Let's go.

- This isn't cyanide.

It's another poison.

It's a plant-based poison that's more deadly than cyanide.

This plant can only be found in Libya.

- Libya?

Gaddafi?

- Yes, Gaddafi is the man behind the scenes.

- Kharina, get the report from the airport bombing.

- Okay.

- Kharina, zoom into that gold tooth.

Look at the gold tooth.

That's where the poison is.

- That's horrifying! It's like the kamikaze!

- Exactly.

- We have to tell US headquarters at once.

I will ask the CIA for more code breakers

to decipher the recent codes coming out from Libya.

We'll have good news soon.

- Good.

- Where are you infiltrators from?

- We are not infiltrators.

- Then why did you try to escape?

Don't you know that the punishment for desertion is death?

Don't say I show no mercy.

If you can beat her,

you can live.

To fight her is to die!

- You can fight her armed with these.

If she bleeds,

you win.

And if you don't fight her,

then you die now!

- Yes.

They're just lackeys.

I hear you're a master at flying daggers.

I'd love to see some day.

- We have a much better idea of the situation now.

Thank you for the valuable information.

Thank you.

- My pleasure. - Goodbye.

- Goodbye - Goodbye.

Goodbye.

- It looks like the Vietnamese ambassador trusts you.

- Why shouldn't he?

The airport bombing was a nightmare for him.

- Can we really trust Computer?

- The CIA should have some standards.

- I hope so.

What's in it for us to tell the Vietnamese anything?

- If the terrorists really do attack and they manage to catch one or two,

and if they're all nice as we are,

and hand the terrorists back to us,

then that'd be pretty sweet.

- Really?

- What are you looking at? Someone hijacking a plane?

- Don't you know the phrase, "shooting for the stars?"

- Knock it off kid, let's go.

- How many people were inside?

- About forty.

- That's it? Forty isn't enough.

- Don't underestimate them.

They expelled 400,000 American soldiers.

- If you say so!

They're just sitting in there waiting for the terrorists to attack.

When will that be?

If I were a terrorist, I wouldn't attack in the open.

I'd ambush them when they come out.

I don't believe the ambassador will ever come out.

- Kwai, you've smartened up since we started working together.

- My mouth is dry from all this talking. Let's get a Coke.

- Wait. - What is it?

- There weren't so many stalls when we went inside.

- Yeah?

All the more reason to take a look.

Two cokes please. - Alright.

- Keep the change.

- Miss, I'd like a pineapple.

I don't want a cut one.

I'd like a whole pineapple.

- Kwai, are you sure you can handle it?

- I won't be able to if I don't get my pineapple.

Miss, what about this one?

- This one Isn't ripe yet.

Take this one.

- Kwai, I think the one you chose is better.

- Not bad.

Why is the pineapple open?

- Look out!

- Think you can run?

- You won't give up?

Speak up! Who sent you?

- Alright, I'll come pick you up!

- Buddy, I'm going to need to borrow your wheels.

Sorry!

- Sit.

Sit up straight.

Anyone in this seat has to sit up straight.

Do you understand?

You know, not everyone can take this seat.

I am responsible to my men in arms.

The situation with the ambassador is in shambles.

The greatest disappointment is that you don't know who they are.

I'm starting to doubt you and your men's ability.

Men like you

are better off dead.

- You wouldn't have called on us Angels

if you could solve this just by looking at the computer.

How will we find Moon if all we do is sit here?

We have to do the legwork!

You're so bored you're reading the classifieds?

- Computer, how many boxing rings are there in Bangkok?

- Seventeen.

- How much is the prize money?

- This one stands out.

It's usually fifty or sixty thousand baht,

but the champion here gets hundreds of thousands of baht.

Find out why their prize money is so high.

- That's not all.

If you kill your opponent, you get 2 million baht.

- How long has this been the case?

- Not too long, roughly three months.

- Strange.

- Of course it's strange! Why should boxing end in death?

- Let's go. - Where to?

- Just come with me.

- Break it up!

Go!

- Beat him up!

- One, two, three, four...

Get away!

Five!

- Find me a good seat.

- Okay!

Stop!

- The guy's a cheat.

- Stay cool, you've got this.

Keep going until he's dead.

- Hey, what are you thinking?

- Use more straight punches!

- That there might be a miracle.

- Alright, I'll place bets.

Hey pal, what are the odds on the guy in blue?

- Eight to one!

- Wow, eight to one. I'll put 5000 baht on that!

Remember me!

Odds are eight to one. If 1 win, I'll be rich!

- Break it up!

- Bravo!

- The odds are looking bad. Looks like I won't get rich.

- That's it!

- Hey! That's against the rules!

What are you trying to do?

- What are you trying to do!?

He surrendered, are you trying to kill him?

- Who the hell are you?

This is none of your business!

So what if I kill him!?

I'll beat you too! Come up here if you dare!

Come up!

Come up!

- You've got this! Go up there!

I'm betting on him! Who's betting on the Thai?

I can match any offer!

Go! Fight him!

- Come on up!

I'll kill you!

- You've got to win.

- Make me rich!

- You can hit anywhere but the groin.

Is that clear?

- I'm going to kill you.

- Break it up!

- Come on! - You!

- How do you feel?

- The That's punches are very strong.

- What? They can't be stronger than the pressure I'm under.

I've taking on forty thousand side-bets.

I'm counting on you!

- I'm betting another thousand!

- Got it! Concentrate!

Give it your all.

- Go straight, and then a side punch!

- Stay focused, you can't lose.

All my chips are on you!

- Second round!

Go!

Break it up!

Break it up!

- Hit me!

- He hit me!

- Don't stick so close to him, give yourself some space.

Straight punch! Alright?

- How's it looking?

- Bad.

- You can't lose.

Eighty thousand is at stake.

If you lose, neither of us gets out of here alive!

- Beat him!

- With eight to one odds, we're screwed!

- Who cares, take their money!

Go! Take the money!

- Wait! No foul punches!

- Knock him out! Come on!

- Knock me out if you can!

- One, two, ready?

- Kill him!

- Knock him out!

Kill him!

- Out of my way!

- Yay! We won!

Eight, ten.

Six, eight,

it comes to eighty thousand!

Fair's fair, pal.

We'll split the profits down the middle, okay?

Yours, mine...

Yours, mine, yours...

Here, this Is for you.

I don't want it, you can keep it all.

- Are you sure? You did the hard work.

- It wasn't so bad. And it'll only get worse.

- Hey asshole, give me back my money!

- I risked my life, while you placed bets!

I don't know you!

The money has nothing to do with me!

Good luck, kid.

- Hey, Alex!

- Think you can run?

- Don't move!

Fine. Here's the money, come and get it!

- Let's get out of here.

Let's go. Let's go, man.

- We'll let it go this time!

You scared the shit out of me.

- Just a small reminder of how that easy money was made.

- Good evening.

You're quite impressive fighters.

- What's that got to do with you?

Hey, I don't think you lost any money on the ring...

Is this supposed to be a robbery?

If that's the case, I'd be happy to show you two the way out!

- What do you want?

- I've got a job for you.

- Hire us? Can you afford it?

- $20,000 USD each.

- 20,0007

- For one job.

- What's the job?

- You don't need to know.

Join us, and we'll pay you half as a deposit.

When the job is done, you'll get the remainder.

- What do you say?

- Twenty grand! Where would we find that?

But tonight we hit it big and are going to let off some steam.

- Sounds about right.

- Sure. We'll see you here tomorrow night.

- Damn, we let him get away.

- What now?

- Let's go.

I was looking all over for you!

What are you doing with those guns?

- Be careful not to misfire!

- Don't move!

- Who are you?

Why did you follow us?

- You offered us 20,000!

How could we know if it was real? So we thought we'd follow you.

- That's right.

- This isn't what I want to hear.

Speak!

- What else can we tell you?

$20,000 USD! Where else could we find that?

20,000! Is that a joke?

We'd work our whole lives and never make that much.

Who do you work for?

Why do you pick people out of the boxing ring?

- Tell us!

How dare you!

Will you tell us or not?

- You have news on Moon's whereabouts?

- No, but we can intercept Gaddafi's coded messages now.

- You two really deliver.

- Of course, or why would they call me Computer?

- Hey, tell us what you've found.

- These were the most complex codes we've seen yet.

Basically, the big plan is to kill four important Thai ministers.

- With the King's strong grasp of the country,

Thailand will not fall easily.

But if Thailand were to lose several ministers,

there would be chaos.

At that point, the Libyan maniac would be celebrating.

- We've informed the Thai forces

and they will tighten up security.

- Then our job is done?

- Are you kidding?

What about Moon?

- Don't worry, Moon will be fine.

Angels are invincible, no?

- Hello?

This is she.

We're ready.

Don't worry, Boss.

Everyone is in top shape.

I promise the mission will be completed.

Yes, I know.

Go ahead.

Tuin.

Konserensie.

Swen.

I understand.

Have you confirmed the guest list?

Remember, don't tell anyone anything until an hour before the mission.

That includes Yoko.

I don't know,

something's off with Yoko.

She's supposed to be Japan's most vicious assassin,

but she just doesn't look it.

Bring me my clothes.

- Yoko!

No one can enter this room without the commander's permission!

What are you doing here?

Catch her!

- What the hell are Angels?

So what if they're Angels?

What are Angels?

What do they do?

What do they do?

Why are they so afraid of her?

I don't care if she's an Angel or a demon...

I never want to hear the name Angel again.

No one can stop me.

I want the whole world to know

the powers of Gaddafi!

- Yes!

- Come on!

Cheers!

- See, I told you Angels are invincible!

Especially Moon! She's a great actor.

I right?

- Come take a look, come here.

- What is it?

- Take a look at this. What does this mean?

These African words mean nothing in a sentence.

In translation, it says,

Garden, swimming, conference.

I don't get it.

- Garden, swimming, conference?

Moon, did you hear anything else that day?

- No, I forced myself to remember those three words.

- Garden, swimming, conference.

Garden...

Is there really no connection?

- Let me try.

Well, if I expand the meanings:

Garden, mixer, event...

Party?

Garden Party!

- Kharina, find out if there are upcoming garden parties.

- I see here the King is attending

a garden party for a medal ceremony.

It's this afternoon.

- Who's on the guest list?

- It includes the Secretary of State, Minister of Defense,

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Minister of Finance...

- Where? How far is it from here?

- In Pattaya, about 80km away.

- That's far.

We might not have enough time.

Tell them to be prepared.

We'll head there right away.

Moon, stop the King from going.

- Okay. - Kwai, come with me.

- Congratulations.

- Smile! Thanks.

- Please!

- Quite a crowd!

- Lots of people showed up. - Yes.

- You pass it from your right hand to your left hand and back again.

- Help yourself.

- Sure, thanks.

- Sir!

- Excuse me, please enjoy yourselves.

- Of course. - Excuse me.

What's the matter?

- We've received information that something might happen.

- Tell the Defense Minister to increase security.

- Yes sir!

- Well? What are you talking about?

- Will your wife go to the derby with us?

- Sir!

- The Defense Minister wants to increase security.

- Go tell all units to call for backup. Go.

- Yes, sir!

- The ceremony is about to start everybody.

Thank you.

- It's about to start. Let's head over there.

- It's over there.

- Just another minute.

The King should be here any moment.

- Today's security IS quite impressive.

- I've grown used to such protocol.

- Congratulations on another medal!

- I'm honored.

- Get down! Get down!

- Everyone calm down!

It's so quiet! Go see what's happening!

Report back right away!

- All of the motorcyclists are dead.

- Oh good, we're fine.

- Stay calm!

- It'll be fine! Backup is on its way!

It'll be fine, calm down. - What's happening to him?

- We're sitting ducks!

Do you want us to die here?

- Get someone to take us to a safer place!

- Yes, sir!

Lieutenant, come here!

Come here!

Take the ministers to a safer location!

- I can't-- the other side Is crazy! They're suicidal!

- Do you want to die? Hurry up!

- Yes, sir!

- What should we do?

- How's it going?

- We can't get out right now, they're overpowering us.

- You're telling me we should wait here to get killed?

How the hell did you get to be the Defense Minister?

- If we're going to die anyway, let's try and make a run for it!

- Alright, let's make a run for it!

Let's make a run for it!

It's safer inside the house!

- We're sitting ducks here!

- Kwai, stick to the plan!

- Alright, cover me!

- Stay on top of them!

- Hey, we're the Angels!

We're here to save you!

We need to run!

- He's here to save us!

- Run towards the house!

- Let's go to the house!

- Quick! Get inside!

- Hurry up!

- Let go of me!

- Hurry up!

- Get up there!

- I setup a remote bomb.

Take cover!

- You missed.

Come on!

- Hey, look.

The flowers are gorgeous.

- Take a boat ride with us!

- Get in.

- Please get in.

- Hi, hey!

- Where are the women? Get them into the boat.

- Why can't you?

- Oh, I thought you liked women.

- Sure, but not them.

Yes they are women, but they could also kill me.

Hey, hi!

- Do you like it?

- Not bad, let's go.

- Come for a boat ride!

We're leaving soon!

Anyone else?

Be careful!

This isn't a tanker, it's just a sampan.

- Computer, is that a new invention?

- Yes, I've just invented a bomb detector.

- Bomb detector! That's old news.

- Oh sure!

But mine is more sensitive than your run-of-the-mill ones.

- Those jerks, leaving us behind!

- Hurry up.

- Be careful.

Watch out.

- Sit tight. Start the cruise!

Hold on, we're moving!

- It's beautiful!

- Ladies and gentlemen,

this is Thailand's famous South Chao Phraya River.

- Are you sure? I say it's the North Chao Phraya River.

- North Chao Praya River?

Is there such a thing?

- Of course! We're going backwards on the river,

so it's the North Chao Praya River. You've got no funny bone.

What kind of tour guide are you?

- Hey, pineapple girl! Over here!

I'd like a pineapple.

Miss, are your pineapples sweet?

- Very sweet. - Yeah?

As sweet as you?

Look.

- Looks great.

- There's a bomb nearby!

- No way!

Another bomb?

- It's going to blow in three seconds!

- Look at the two of them!

How are you two?

Is the water sweet?

- You think that was funny?

- Well, what else can you expect from cheap electronics?