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Bleh!

- Shopkeep! - >> Oh! Uh, Mr. rich Steve,

Oh! Uh, Mr. rich Steve, you're early.

Oh! Uh, Mr. rich Steve, you're early. I thought we'd agreed that...

You're early. I thought we'd agreed that... >> is it ready?

I thought we'd agreed that... >> is it ready? >> Uh, yes, sir.

Is it ready? >> Uh, yes, sir. I put the finishing touches on

uh, yes, sir. I put the finishing touches on it just this morning.

I put the finishing touches on it just this morning. Behold!

It just this morning. Behold!

Behold!

Before you stands the greatest

Before you stands the greatest tailoring in all of human

before you stands the greatest tailoring in all of human history.

Tailoring in all of human history. Note the understated

history. Note the understated pinstriping,

note the understated pinstriping, Brazilian wandering spider

pinstriping, Brazilian wandering spider silk lining, an unprecedented

Brazilian wandering spider silk lining, an unprecedented two interior pockets and, of

silk lining, an unprecedented two interior pockets and, of course, embedded military-grade

two interior pockets and, of course, embedded military-grade weaponry, which allows the

course, embedded military-grade weaponry, which allows the wearer to annihilate anything

weaponry, which allows the wearer to annihilate anything that stands in his way.

Wearer to annihilate anything that stands in his way.

That stands in his way. I think you'll find that this

I think you'll find that this suit is certain to Grant you the

I think you'll find that this suit is certain to Grant you the unconditional respect of your

suit is certain to Grant you the unconditional respect of your peers.

Unconditional respect of your peers. You've done well, my friend,

peers. >> You've done well, my friend, and I treat my friends right.

You've done well, my friend, and I treat my friends right. >> Um, sir, this is not the

and I treat my friends right. >> Um, sir, this is not the price we agreed upon.

Um, sir, this is not the price we agreed upon. >> Listen, pal, I didn't get

price we agreed upon. >> Listen, pal, I didn't get stupid rich by paying people

listen, pal, I didn't get stupid rich by paying people what I owed them.

Stupid rich by paying people what I owed them. >> This suit represents the apex

what I owed them. >> This suit represents the apex of human ingenuity!

This suit represents the apex of human ingenuity! If you won't pay what it's

of human ingenuity! If you won't pay what it's worth, I have many buyers who

if you won't pay what it's worth, I have many buyers who will!

Worth, I have many buyers who will! Oh, big mistake.

Will! >> Oh, big mistake. Guards!

Oh, big mistake. Guards! >> Aah! You're not worthy of my

guards! >> Aah! You're not worthy of my creation!

Aah! You're not worthy of my creation! Ain't nobody gonna wear this

creation! >> Ain't nobody gonna wear this suit but me.

Ain't nobody gonna wear this suit but me. Hold this.

Suit but me. Hold this. And this.

Hold this. And this. When my new suit and I are a

and this. When my new suit and I are a safe distance away, blow this

when my new suit and I are a safe distance away, blow this guy to smithereens.

Safe distance away, blow this guy to smithereens. >> Uh, do we have to stay in

guy to smithereens. >> Uh, do we have to stay in here?

Uh, do we have to stay in here? Couldn't we, like...

Here? Couldn't we, like... >> shut it!

Couldn't we, like... >> shut it! I'm not paying you to not blow

shut it! I'm not paying you to not blow yourselves up!

I'm not paying you to not blow yourselves up!

Yourselves up! Father! Nooo!

Father! Nooo!

Father! Nooo! Come back here.

Come back here. Come back here!

Come back here. Come back here! Guards, stop him!

Come back here! Guards, stop him! Oh, right.

You can't hide forever, suit! I paid $10 for you! I own you!

I paid $10 for you! I own you! You... You... You!

One mounted fish. Got it.

Got it. Let's go borrow Benson's car and

Let's go borrow Benson's car and go to the mall.

Let's go borrow Benson's car and go to the mall. Yeah, he won't care if

go to the mall. Yeah, he won't care if we're gone all day.

Yeah, he won't care if we're gone all day.

We're gone all day.

What's the matter?

What's the matter? I thought you loved logging the

What's the matter? I thought you loved logging the lost & found items.

I thought you loved logging the lost & found items. No, I do.

Lost & found items. No, I do. It's just... I feel like I've

No, I do. It's just... I feel like I've tried everything to get people

it's just... I feel like I've tried everything to get people to respect me.

Tried everything to get people to respect me. I've tried screaming, yelling,

to respect me. I've tried screaming, yelling, furiously pointing... nothing

I've tried screaming, yelling, furiously pointing... nothing works.

Furiously pointing... nothing works.

Works. Some life for a manager.

Some life for a manager. Huh? What's this?

Some life for a manager. Huh? What's this? Wow.

Huh? What's this? Wow. Who lost this... the president?

Wow. Who lost this... the president? Man, I bet a guy could get some

who lost this... the president? Man, I bet a guy could get some real respect in a suit like

man, I bet a guy could get some real respect in a suit like this.

Real respect in a suit like this. It looks like your

this. It looks like your size.

It looks like your size. You should try it on.

Size. You should try it on. Huh.

You should try it on. Huh. Not bad, right?

Huh. Not bad, right? Lookin' sharp.

Not bad, right? Lookin' sharp. Makes my butt look a

Lookin' sharp. Makes my butt look a bit flat, though.

Makes my butt look a bit flat, though.

- Bit flat, though. - Nice.

Nice. You know what?

Nice. You know what? Nobody ever comes back for this

you know what? Nobody ever comes back for this stuff, anyway.

Nobody ever comes back for this stuff, anyway. I'm gonna keep it.

Stuff, anyway. I'm gonna keep it.

I'm gonna keep it. Morning, everyone.

Morning, everyone. Dang!

Morning, everyone. Dang! Sick duds, bro.

Dang! Sick duds, bro. Indeed.

Sick duds, bro. Indeed.

Indeed. Uh, thanks.

Uh, thanks. Anyway, I, uh...

Uh, thanks. Anyway, I, uh... Aw, man, we're

anyway, I, uh... Aw, man, we're late.

Aw, man, we're late. I told you we didn't have time

late. I told you we didn't have time to get tacos.

I told you we didn't have time to get tacos.

- To get tacos. - Nah, we're fine.

Nah, we're fine. He's not even here.

Nah, we're fine. He's not even here. Wait. Who's the new guy?

He's not even here. Wait. Who's the new guy? Did Benson get replaced by a

wait. Who's the new guy? Did Benson get replaced by a millionaire or something?

Did Benson get replaced by a millionaire or something? Very funny, guys.

Millionaire or something? Very funny, guys. Try to be on time, okay?

Very funny, guys. Try to be on time, okay? That is Benson.

Try to be on time, okay? That is Benson.

That is Benson. Sweet threads!

Sweet threads! Dig up a rich old uncle?

Sweet threads! Dig up a rich old uncle? I didn't dig anybody

dig up a rich old uncle? I didn't dig anybody up, but thanks.

I didn't dig anybody up, but thanks. I feel... Good.

Up, but thanks. I feel... Good. Well, we're sorry

I feel... Good. Well, we're sorry for being late.

Well, we're sorry for being late. Yeah.

For being late. Yeah. Won't happen again, sir.

Yeah. Won't happen again, sir. Wait. Who?

Won't happen again, sir. Wait. Who? Me, sir?

Wait. Who? Me, sir? Yeah you, sir.

Me, sir? Yeah you, sir. You're the boss, right?

Yeah you, sir. You're the boss, right? Yeah, I am the boss.

You're the boss, right? Yeah, I am the boss. Let's get this day started.

- Yeah, I am the boss. - Let's get this day started.

He-y-y!

Hey, Joe. The usual, please.

Hey, Joe. The usual, please. Looking classy, Benson.

The usual, please. >> Looking classy, Benson. On the house.

Looking classy, Benson. On the house. Well, don't mind if

on the house. Well, don't mind if i...

Well, don't mind if i... >> aaah!

I... aaah!

Aaah!

Huh?

Huh? Aah! My legs!

Huh? Aah! My legs! What's going on?!

Aah! My legs! What's going on?!

What's going on?! Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Ohh!

Ohh! Whoa.

Ohh! Whoa. >> Nice work, son.

Whoa. >> Nice work, son. Looks like you could show us

nice work, son. Looks like you could show us boys in blue a thing or two.

Looks like you could show us boys in blue a thing or two. Shame about the suit, though.

Boys in blue a thing or two. Shame about the suit, though. Aah!

Easy. Just a dab. Huh. That was easy. No, no!

Huh. That was easy. No, no! No, no, no, no!

No, no! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! Noooo!

- No, no, no, no, no! - Noooo!

Suit, you were the best thing that ever happened to me. You made me feel

That ever happened to me. You made me feel alive, full of power, full of

you made me feel alive, full of power, full of strong... Ness.

Alive, full of power, full of strong... Ness. To you, suit!

Strong... Ness. To you, suit! May we meet again in the next

to you, suit! May we meet again in the next life!

May we meet again in the next life!

Mm. Good morning.

Mm. Good morning. Huh? That's impossible!

Mm. Good morning. Huh? That's impossible! This is either a miracle, or

huh? That's impossible! This is either a miracle, or I've gone insane.

This is either a miracle, or I've gone insane. But who cares?

I've gone insane. But who cares? I look good.

But who cares? I look good. You sure do, Benson.

I look good. >> You sure do, Benson. Thanks.

You sure do, Benson. Thanks. Wha... who said that?

Thanks. Wha... who said that? >> It's me, Benson... the suit.

Wha... who said that? >> It's me, Benson... the suit. You can talk?

It's me, Benson... the suit. You can talk? >> I can do many things.

You can talk? >> I can do many things. Why didn't you say

I can do many things. Why didn't you say anything before now?

Why didn't you say anything before now? I wanted to be certain that

anything before now? >> I wanted to be certain that you were worthy.

I wanted to be certain that you were worthy. Incompetence aside, you showed

you were worthy. Incompetence aside, you showed me that you cared about me when

incompetence aside, you showed me that you cared about me when you tried to clean that stain.

Me that you cared about me when you tried to clean that stain. I was created for a dark

you tried to clean that stain. I was created for a dark purpose, Benson... to be a

I was created for a dark purpose, Benson to be a status symbol for evil men...

Purpose, Benson... to be a status symbol for evil men... evil, mysterious, powerful,

status symbol for evil men... evil, mysterious, powerful, handsome, wealthy men.

Evil, mysterious, powerful, handsome, wealthy men. But after these last few days,

handsome, wealthy men. But after these last few days, I've realized that I would

but after these last few days, I've realized that I would rather be worn by someone with

I've realized that I would rather be worn by someone with absolutely none of those

rather be worn by someone with absolutely none of those qualities.

Absolutely none of those qualities. I want to live a simple life as

qualities. I want to live a simple life as the suit of a simple man.

I want to live a simple life as the suit of a simple man. You are that man, Benson.

The suit of a simple man. You are that man, Benson. Cool.

You are that man, Benson. Cool. I'll never leave you, Benson.

Cool. >> I'll never leave you, Benson. Also, if you're interested, I

I'll never leave you, Benson. Also, if you're interested, I have a few ideas for keeping

also, if you're interested, I have a few ideas for keeping mordecai and rigby in line.

Have a few ideas for keeping mordecai and rigby in line. Let's go manage a

mordecai and rigby in line. Let's go manage a park.

Let's go manage a park. I don't know how

park. I don't know how you did it, bro, but wearing

I don't know how you did it, bro, but wearing that suit two days in a row made

you did it, bro, but wearing that suit two days in a row made it look even better.

That suit two days in a row made it look even better. Yeah. It's awesome.

It look even better. Yeah. It's awesome. Looks great.

Yeah. It's awesome. >> Looks great. Right?

Looks great. Right?

Right? Get used to it.

Get used to it. I'm gonna be wearing this thing

get used to it. I'm gonna be wearing this thing for the rest of my life.

I'm gonna be wearing this thing for the rest of my life. >> Unfortunately for you, that

for the rest of my life. >> Unfortunately for you, that ain't gonna that be long.

Unfortunately for you, that ain't gonna that be long. Huh?

Ain't gonna that be long. Huh? Who are you?

Huh? Who are you? >> I'm the rightful owner of

who are you? >> I'm the rightful owner of that fancy little three-piece

I'm the rightful owner of that fancy little three-piece you're wearing.

That fancy little three-piece you're wearing. And I'm giving you until the

you're wearing. And I'm giving you until the count of 10 to hand it over

and I'm giving you until the count of 10 to hand it over before my goons flatten this

count of 10 to hand it over before my goons flatten this park like a well-ironed shirt.

Before my goons flatten this park like a well-ironed shirt. Suit, is that true?

Park like a well-ironed shirt. Suit, is that true? Who is this guy?

Suit, is that true? Who is this guy? It's true.

Who is this guy? >> It's true. His name is rich Steve...

it's true. His name is rich Steve Steve for short... and he killed

his name is rich Steve... Steve for short... and he killed my father.

Steve for short... and he killed my father. He must've tracked me down from

my father. He must've tracked me down from my built-in GPS signal.

He must've tracked me down from my built-in GPS signal. That's horrible!

My built-in GPS signal. That's horrible! What the heck is

That's horrible! What the heck is going on?

What the heck is going on? And is Benson talking

going on? And is Benson talking to his suit?

And is Benson talking to his suit? I don't know, but

to his suit? I don't know, but that dude looks pretty evil.

I don't know, but that dude looks pretty evil. Come on!

That dude looks pretty evil. Come on! Benson, I don't want to be

come on! >> Benson, I don't want to be worn by this... this monster.

Benson, I don't want to be worn by this... this monster. Will you help me?

Worn by this... this monster. Will you help me? We're family now,

will you help me? We're family now, suit.

We're family now, suit. Of course I will.

Suit. Of course I will. The suit belongs with me, Steve.

Of course I will. The suit belongs with me, Steve. Besides, you and your goons are

the suit belongs with me, Steve. Besides, you and your goons are outnumbered.

Besides, you and your goons are outnumbered. You should leave while you still

outnumbered. You should leave while you still can.

You should leave while you still can. I see how it is.

Can. >> I see how it is. Well, let's see how you like

I see how it is. Well, let's see how you like these numbers.

Well, let's see how you like these numbers.

These numbers.

Your move, Benson... the suit

Your move, Benson... the suit or your life.

Your move, Benson... the suit or your life. Uh, maybe just give

or your life. Uh, maybe just give him the suit.

Uh, maybe just give him the suit. This guy's hired an

him the suit. This guy's hired an entire army!

This guy's hired an entire army! The six of us can't fight an

entire army! The six of us can't fight an army!

The six of us can't fight an army! No. Not the six of us...

Army! >> No. Not the six of us... just you and me.

No. Not the six of us just you and me. What?

Just you and me. What? Aah! Suit, no!

What? Aah! Suit, no! Benson, wait!

Aah! Suit, no! Benson, wait! Aaah!

Benson, wait! Aaah! What are you doing?!

Aaah! What are you doing?! This is crazy!

What are you doing?! This is crazy! Just trust me.

This is crazy! >> Just trust me. I'm gonna die!

Just trust me. I'm gonna die!

I'm gonna die! Aah!

Aah! Whoa.

Aah! Whoa. >> Benson, work with me.

Whoa. >> Benson, work with me. If we fight as one, we can't

Benson, work with me. If we fight as one, we can't fail.

If we fight as one, we can't fail. I don't know anything

fail. I don't know anything about fighting.

I don't know anything about fighting. Just let loose.

About fighting. >> Just let loose. Channel your anger.

Just let loose. Channel your anger.

Channel your anger.

Ow!

Ow! Anger, huh?

Ow! Anger, huh? Well, I've got plenty of that.

- Anger, huh? - Well, I've got plenty of that.

- Well, I've got plenty of that. - >> Aah!

Aah! Hey, Steve!

Aah! Hey, Steve! Think fast!

Hey, Steve! Think fast! >> Human shield number 1, get

think fast! >> Human shield number 1, get into position!

Human shield number 1, get into position! >> Yes, sir!

Into position! >> Yes, sir! Ohh!

Yes, sir! Ohh! >> Human shield number 2, you

ohh! >> Human shield number 2, you are now human shield number 1.

Human shield number 2, you are now human shield number 1. >> Yes, sir!

Are now human shield number 1. Yes, sir!

Yes, sir! Debra?

Debra? Guess who just got that

Debra? Guess who just got that promotion!

Guess who just got that promotion! Ohh!

Promotion! Ohh! >> Artillery, attack!

Ohh! Artillery, attack!

Did you guys know Benson could fight like this?

Did you guys know Benson could fight like this? I wasn't even sure

Benson could fight like this? I wasn't even sure Benson had a pulse.

I wasn't even sure Benson had a pulse. Air attack!

Benson had a pulse. Air attack!

Air attack! Hyah!

Hyah!

- Hyah! - Aah!

Aah! Benson, you rule!

Aah! Benson, you rule! Yeah, Benson!

Benson, you rule! Yeah, Benson! Let's see you dodge this!

Yeah, Benson! Let's see you dodge this!

Let's see you dodge this!

Aah! Retreat!

Retreat! Get back here!

Get back here! Your contracts stipulate that

get back here! Your contracts stipulate that you fight to the death!

Your contracts stipulate that you fight to the death! Is that all of them?

You fight to the death! Is that all of them? >> Not all. Where's Steve?

Is that all of them? Not all. Where's Steve?

If I can't have that suit, no

If I can't have that suit, no one can!

If I can't have that suit, no one can!

One can!

Yes!

That all you got? >> Raaaaghh! Aah!

Raaaaghh! Aah! Benson!

- Aah! - Benson!

- Benson! - Eat that!

Eat that! What the...

Eat that! What the... No.

What the... No. Stay dead!

No. Stay dead! "Tanks," but...

Stay dead! "Tanks," but... Wait.

"Tanks," but... >> Wait. No "tanks."

Wait... No "tanks." >> Aaaaah!

No "tanks." Aaaaah!

Aaaaah! We did it. We're... Alive!

We did it. We're... Alive! Benson!

Are you sure about this?

Are you sure about this? >> Yes. As long as I exist,

this? >> Yes. As long as I exist, there will be power-hungry men

yes. As long as I exist, there will be power-hungry men willing to kill to wear me.

There will be power-hungry men willing to kill to wear me.

Willing to kill to wear me. You know what you must do.

You know what you must do.

You know what you must do. I'll miss you, suit.

I'll miss you, suit. I'll never be respected the way

I'll miss you, suit. I'll never be respected the way I was when we were a team.

I'll never be respected the way I was when we were a team. >> You didn't need me to earn

I was when we were a team. >> You didn't need me to earn respect, Benson... all you

you didn't need me to earn respect, Benson all you needed to learn was to take

respect, Benson... all you needed to learn was to take control of your life and respect

needed to learn was to take control of your life and respect yourself.

Control of your life and respect yourself. So, it really wasme

yourself. So, it really was me doing all the fighting?

So, it really was me doing all the fighting? >> No, that was pretty much all

doing all the fighting? >> No, that was pretty much all me.

No, that was pretty much all me. You don't have to tell mordecai

me. You don't have to tell mordecai and rigby, though.

You don't have to tell mordecai and rigby, though. I won't.

And rigby, though. I won't. So, what now?

I won't. So, what now? >> You'll have to lower me since

so, what now? >> You'll have to lower me since I can't deactivate myself.

You'll have to lower me since I can't deactivate myself. But, also, I can't really reach

I can't deactivate myself. But, also, I can't really reach the rope.

But, also, I can't really reach the rope.

- The rope. - >> Time to get really clean.

Time to get really clean.

- Time to get really clean. - Goodbye, suit.

Goodbye, suit.

Goodbye, suit. Goodbye, Benson.