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[rock music]

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What is that?

It's nothing, babe.

[rock music]

I have to take a piss, babe.

[whistling]

Naughty girl.

[snarl] - Ahhh!

- Ahhh!

[ominous music]

[rock music]

[screaming]

He's right behind me.

Ah, no, please.

[rock music]

[rock music] [lightning]

[riser]

[ominous music]

[monster roar]

[panting]

[title music]

[funky music]

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

[coughs]

What are we doing here?

So first and foremost, baby doll,

I want to let you know that

you are looking sexy.

You understand what I'm saying?

[ominous music]

It's a little hot in here.

And I just want to say thank you

for taking this meeting with Duffy

from Bitch Ass Records.

See, we call ourselves Bitch Ass Records

because we like bitches of ass,

and right now...

I'm seeing both, baby.

You know what I'm saying?

But you see your son up there, baby.

He got that gift of voice.

He got that... - Mi... Michael?

Yeah, now, we can't really market his look,

[thunder crash]

but we just want to buy his vocal chords.

I don't have to do anything?

You see this suitcase full of money right here?

Go on, take that.

Sign a little paperwork.

Collect a paycheck?

Baby, I'm talking life changing,

you understand what I'm saying?

[ominous sounds]

Go ahead and take that. Take that.

Open it?

Go ahead, baby.

Is that real?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Michael, I don't hear you singing!

[sigh]

That's what you're saying, baby doll.

We got a deal?

Sir, we have a deal.

I'mma just need you to sign a little paperwork.

[tense music]

Once they took his vocal cords,

James, now a mute,

was never the same.

Until one day,

he decided

he wanted to become a serial killer.

I can smell Grandma's Hamburger Helper.

You've been vamped, buck oh.

[funk music] [gun shots]

Hello, little one.

The name is Charles.

Call me if you ever need me.

Okay?

[police siren]

We were never here.

Until we meet again.

[police sirens]

[car burning rubber]

Move, brah.

[ominous music]

[knock knock]

What?

[funk music]

Ahh.

What the fuck!

Ahh!

No, no, no, please, please, please,

I want this shit.

[funky music]

Yeah, yeah.

I've been waiting my whole entire life for this,

motherfucker, come on, what you got?

What the fuck?

[funk music]

Whoa!

That's some white people shit.

Bull yeah.

Talk to these hands because my face don't give a damn.

Whoa!

[chuckle]

Hey, that was fun.

[ominous sound effect]

[ominous music]

Nope.

[rock music]

What are you doing here?

Get a life, you fucking loser!

[crying]

[rock music]

[ominous music]

[birds chirping]

[horn]

[slow motion]

[explosion]

[rock music]

[ominous music]

[rock music]

[ominous sounds]

[dog bark]

Keep quiet, boy.

[ominous sounds]

[techno music]

Put it back.

Put it back before I go,

white girl crazy on your ass?

Alright, hurry up,

hurry up.

Hurry up.

Okay, now that's just rude.

[techno music]

[ominous music]

[rock music]

[huuuh]

I'm the president of the HOA,

and a blackbelt in Tai Bo, motherfucker.

Billy Bob, go away.

[rap music]

[ominous music]

[rap music]

[ominous sounds]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

Hi there.

[rock music]

[blender]

[sigh]

[ominous music]

Ah, get him, Jimmy.

[yelling]

[ominous sounds]

[rock music]

This is gonna be the bomb!

[ominous sounds]

Damn girl, you look fucking fly.

[riser]

That ass is fat.

Ooh, swing.

Chill.

Girl, it's probably just

some butt head in the woods.

I don't know.

I totally heard a sketchy

sound in the woods just now.

Whatever, come here, boo.

[riser]

If my parents catch us out here,

I'm so busted.

There's nobody around for miles.

Chill.

You know you about to get this business, right?

This is the bomb.

[screaming]

[ominous music]

[inaudible sounds]

[tire gravel]

Beautiful.

[ominous music]

[ominous sounds]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[R&B music]

[panting]

[R&B music]

[waterfall]

Birthday day.

Excuse me.

Can I use your phone?

Charles!

[rock music]

Remember when you said that

if I ever needed a favor,

I could just give you a call?

I need a favor.

We'll be on our way.

[delightful]

Sorry, that time of the month.

[ominous sounds] I didn't know others could smell it.

[snarling]

Sorry.

[muffle sounds]

Just a little snack.

[rock music]

Yo, this place is sick.

Pretty dope. - Look at this place.

Yo, this place is a fucking vibe.

It'll do, I guess.

It's like it's been waiting for us.

Oh girl, tonight I'm gonna devour Jack.

I bet this house has a fucking killer chimney,

and I call dibs on the couch.

Got my shit, babe.

Ohh, look at this wood.

It's aged beautiful.

[rock music]

Ew.

Darling. Darling.

Is this...

Does this belong to any of y'all?

Smells new.

Put that shit down.

Spectacular.

Got the brews for the crew.

Yo, this place is gnarly, dude.

It is, man.

We're living in a fucking vibe.

Oh my god.

Babe, look at this fireplace.

It's like state of the art.

You should jump in.

This is so me. This is so us.

I'm gonna go outside.

Huh.

[ominous sounds]

Babe...

the woodwork here is so nice.

I know.

What do you think about,

a family...

Here?

Just the two of us.

Babe...

I told you that

you have to wait a hundred years.

I don't want to wait

another hundred years.

Honey,

this is part of my family tradition.

Okay, I am of royal bloodline.

Respect it.

Drop it.

Fine.

Hey girl,

when you gonna let me slide like six flags.

Oh, you know, just thinking about that

gets me so wet,

the long lines,

the overpriced poison.

I'm just so...

sober.

You know, you're right.

Let's just fucking vibe.

Let's just vibe.

[ominous sound]

[chuckles]

Oh, dude!

You know what time it is?

You know what time?

Fucking vibe.

Yeah, man.

[rock music]

Cheers - Yeah.

It's the vibe, it's the vibe.

It's the vibe.

Yeah, okay, in your fucking dreams.

No, you like, he is.

Are you like actually joking?

No, look at him.

Look at Jack.

There's no competition.

Okay.

Push up competition.

A push up contest.

You're so embarrassing, dude. - Oh my God.

I'm sorry,

Bobby's probably gonna win though.

Have you seen Jack?

Yeah.

Yeah, no.

No offense though - Oh wait, are you serious?

No, like I wasn't being like rude

or anything, I'm just saying like

Bobby,

don't fucking embarrass me.

I won't, babe.

And take your jacket off too.

For sure.

Babe, show them.

You bet your ass, babe.

Come on.

Dude, Jack looks so good.

[background cheering] He's gonna look even better on me.

Let's go, Jack!

Oh, you're bad.

No, you're bad.

[background cheering]

No, you're bad.

No, you're bad.

No, you're bad.

I mean,

you're bad.

I feel the pump too, man.

I wanna be like you.

I wanna win.

Babe, I'm thirsty.

[group cheering]

Babe, I said I'm thirsty.

I'm still going, bro. - Like. Like now?

Yes.

Okay. - I'm still going.

[cheering] - I'm still going.

I win!

Loser!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Loser.

He won! - Shhh.

What? - The fuck is that, bro?

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[guitar rift]

Yo, we should do something.

Like. Like a game.

Like charades or Twister?

Yeah, I'll pass.

Unless I'm playing with you, babe.

Ew, bro.

Get a fucking room.

[guitar rift] - Yeah, get a fucking room, bro.

You love me.

Yes.

Don't say it unless you mean it.

That's a strong word.

I do.

You do?

[ominous music] [chuckles]

I don't, I don't mean to

kill the vibe, but I'm getting…

a really weird feeling that…

someone is…

watching, babe!

[rap music]

Babe, how are we gonna get out of this?

Babe, watch out!

Babe!

Watch out!

Go for the woods!

Huh?

What about truth or dare?

Ooh, yes.

I like that.

[quirky music] What?

You afraid you're gonna have

to tell the truth for once?

Let's do it.

No, dude, that's a terrible idea.

You know how this group gets.

Okay, maybe not truth or dare.

But ghost stories?

I mean,

this place feels like haunted.

Haunted?

This place feels like a

regular cabin, Amber.

Maybe it's not

the house that's haunted.

Maybe it's you.

Shade.

That's fucking shade.

That's fucking shade.

No, something's out there.

I saw it in the trees.

What do you think it is?

A tiger?

Rawr!

Rawr! Ooh, Simba.

You're tripping the vibe, can we not?

Take a chill pill and sit, daddy.

Dude, this was supposed to be fun.

You're acting like we're in a

goddamn horror movie!

I know, babe.

I'm scared. - Yes, babe. Yes, babe.

[awkward music] Comfort me.

Love me. - Ohh.

Ooh, babe. Babe.

Ooh.

Don't get jealous, man.

Yeah, fuck off.

Ha ha, to Pluto?

To Mars.

Aren't we?

We're eight idiots...

in a cabin

in the middle of nowhere.

I've seen this one before.

[rap music]

Babe, watch out!

It didn't have a shape,

it just felt dense.

[ominous music]

Fuck it.

I'm in.

Truth or dare?

Fine, truth or dare.

All right, I'll be the

first one to flame it.

Okay.

I dare you

to kiss Leon.

[group oh]

Fine.

I like that.

[rap music]

Where'd he... - Ahh.

Watch it, watch it.

Err. Err. Err.

Err. Err. Err. Err.

Burrr. Burrr.

Brrrrrrrr.

Dude, you're a star dude.

Dude like the labels should be

paging you right now.

Yeah dude totally.

I should be a star.

You know it.

My girl knows it.

Bobby and Jack

you all know it.

Yo, you guys ever heard of the throat killer.

[ominous music]

And I'm not just talking about Sally.

Ooh, sounds erotic.

Fuck no, bro.

What's a throat killer?

There's no such thing,

fucking idiot.

[ominous music]

Well, supposedly,

in this area

there's a killer.

That wears a mask.

And he kills his victims

by slitting their throat.

Fucking Leon.

Shut up, bro.

Oh, I can definitely fill some throats.

Oh, yeah.

You're such a pig.

Mmm.

Oink. Oink. Oink. - And I love it.

[pig noises]

Bro, speaking of pigs,

I mooned a gas station clerk

in Idaho, and I oinked at her.

Ew, freak nasty.

Hmm.

Stop.

You're a hulkamania legend, bro.

[ominous music]

I told you we shouldn't

have fucking took a taxi here.

It wasn't my fault.

All right, all right, all right,

everybody calm down.

I just want to

give a toast.

[ominous sounds]

Me and Mary, baby, are having a baby.

I'm just playing. Ha. Ha. Ha.

All right, enough of your shit.

[ominous music]

Babe?

Dare.

Dare, babe.

Oh, don't call me Bobby anymore.

Call me PePe.

Okay,

not to kill the vibe or anything but

can somebody go with me

to scatter my mom's ashes?

Can it not wait?

No, not really.

You still have your mom's ashes?

All right, babe, I guess we can go.

But can I drink your walk?

Jack, get up.

Where did he go?

I don't know.

I told you we shouldn't

come on this damn trip.

I just wanted to get away.

Have a, have a good time. - No. No. No.

[tense music] Look, I'm not trying to die.

Come on, we were just gonna…

- Ahh! - Fuck it.

Morgan! - Ah!

[grunting]

[ominous music]

[panting]

So I

this spot we're looking for,

you got something specific in mind?

Just somewhere quiet.

My mom loved the woods.

You know, whenever I was little,

she used to take us hiking and…

to tell me stories

about these trees, like,

like they were alive or something.

I…

Yeah that's cool my a…

My mom, she's more of a city person.

How'd she die?

Garlic.

Fucking garlic.

She was allergic.

Aren't we fucking all?

[ominous music]

I don't know.

I kind of feel like she's still wandering

around out here like those wolf men.

Does that sound weird?

Well, not at all.

I think it's kind of beautiful.

[ominous music]

[monster roar]

[waterfall]

Here.

This is it.

I love you, Mom.

And I miss you.

And I really wish

you could see this place.

I think she'll love this spot.

You hear that?

Probably just an animal.

Right?

Yeah, I got you, it's probably just an animal.

[brash sound]

No.

Smells off.

Jack, something's wrong.

We need to get back now to the others.

I can feel it.

All right, come on, let's go.

Stay close.

To Amber's mom.

To Amber's mom.

Cheers.

Glad I killed that bitch.

Ooh, you feisty.

Mm.

Chop. Chop.

[ominous music]

[laughing]

E.T. go home.

Or is it, or is it E.T. come home?

No, bro, it's E.T. phone home. - Facts.

Nah, dude, they didn't have a phone.

He's a bitch anyway.

It doesn't even matter, dude.

He should have just stayed Northridge, dude.

Got all the poon.

Charles, slow down.

You're gonna puke.

Dude, a dare is a dare, Sally.

Like, I'm a fucking vibe

on a Tuesday at Blockbuster.

Haha!

Slow down dude.

Mmm.

The fucking fairy elves are fire.

Did I get your accent right?

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, bro…

Where the fuck is Amber and Jack?

They've been gone a while.

[ominous music]

Can't be too far. - Where is he?

[powerful smash]

They're probably just

getting it on in the woods.

You know, Jack's been hella sprung

on that girl all weekend.

Oh my God. - It's kind of tragic.

Leon, you're awful.

Let Jack have his moment.

He's been trying to get with her since like…

1942 or something.

I wish someone would try to get with me.

Oh, Charlie.

Babes…

you know my requirements are for the kingdome.

Chill, little momma.

Mmm.

Yes, Charles, we all know about your

royal bloodline shit.

Just give her the goods already.

Trying to kill my vibe.

Tainted. - Tainted.

Mm-hmm.

To Jack and Amber

getting freaky in the woods.

[group] To freaky in the woods!

Ahh!

Sit down.

All right, come on, Sal.

Let's go get a room.

I'm tired of these dares for now.

Okay.

I like this confidence.

You know, you trouble right?

Get enough loving for me, girl.

Right, Charlie?

All right.

Guys, come on.

The main event's about to start.

To bad for you?

I know.

Fuck.

Oh, I'm so glad you could join us.

Mm-mm-mm.

It's time.

[ominous sounds]

Wait.

Hmm.

Do we think she's worthy?

[ominous music]

She's pretty weak.

Most don't survive until the turn.

I want to be like you guys so bad.

I want to be immortal just like you.

I promise I can take it.

Yeah, I like that answer.

We're fucking gods.

[laughing] - Fucking gods, bro.

She's not worth it.

Why do you think I'm not worth it?

You think I can't take it?

I like you.

Are you sure you want to live forever?

I'm more than sure.

You guys can do it.

So. So can I.

You know, life without death

becomes very cumbersome.

You guys…

You guys are doing it great.

So, why can't I join?

Just to be like you guys?

I say we put it up to a vote.

What do you guys think?

Mary?

Come with us.

Be one of us.

If she votes for you,

then I vote for you, of course.

I really like her enthusiasm.

I think we should give her a chance.

I'll bite her.

Huh.

I'll bite the bitch.

[riser]

[rock music]

She'll wake up different

if she wakes up at all.

Yeah, so exciting.

Ooh, I'm so happy.

Sleep now,

the transformation is coming.

[rock music]

Oh my God, her blood feels like fire.

I feel so alive.

Yeah, I know.

Lucy's strong though.

She'll be with us soon.

I don't know.

I don't know. I think something's wrong.

Scent is different.

[ominous music]

Smells like death.

[shutter sound]

Where the hell are Jack and Amber?

[ominous music]

They've been gone a long time.

They've been gone a

pretty long fucking time.

Like, what the fuck?

Wait, wait.

They're probably fucking dead.

Yeah, they're probably fucking dead.

I don't like this.

The scent Nikki just caught

is still outside somewhere.

Yeah, she's right.

Smells like blood.

But not Lucy's blood.

Hmm, they're Vampys.

Chill, like everything's gonna be fine.

Vampys can take care of themselves.

We should all go look for them.

Fucking fetch.

Stay with me.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Where the fuck are they?

Where are you?

I swear to God, I'm gonna

find these fuckers, man.

Look, babe...

I'm gonna get Rambo.

No. No. No.

- I'm gonna get Terminator. - Get him.

Okay.

Hmm.

Nice.

It's nice and big, right?

Nah.

When we find these fuckers...

They're fucking dead.

[horn]

Come on, babe.

I'm coming, babe.

[thunder sound]

[panting] [ominous music]

[riser]

I can't believe they're still missing.

I know.

Yeah, I'm gonna go spring a leak.

Okay.

[ominous music]

[monster snarl]

What's taking him so long?

[ominous music]

[screaming]

Big strong muscles.

Hey, man, I almost fucked you up, bro.

What's wrong with you?

Dude, you're so black.

- Bro, I am caramel. - Yeah.

And is that a new choker?

Bitch.

Ew. - Ew.

Have you guys

Have you guys had any luck?

We can't find them.

I think they're fucking dead.

Why would you say that?

[music] I. I just...

They're probably dead.

Ah you know,

Sometimes you could be such a...

[ominous music]

Fun person.

Thank you.

Guys, I think we should split up

some more, cover more ground.

Yeah, I agree.

Okay, you guys can go that way.

We'll go this way, okay?

Toodaloo.

Okay - Oh. Oh. Oh

Oh...

That's my man.

He's not your man. - I'm

No, I mean like my bro.

Ah, they are such a good couple.

Cut the shit, Charles.

We came here for a job

and now our friends are missing.

What do you want from me, Mary?

You're insane.

You know that?

Insufferable even.

Oh, okay.

Maybe we should split up.

Yeah, maybe we should.

Fine. Hmm.

[ominous sounds]

Babe? - Yeah.

When we're done here.

You're gonna take me on a nice vacation.

Paris.

I'm tired of hanging out

with these fucking losers.

[ominous music] I know, babe.

They're all fucking lame.

I'll take you wherever

you want to go, okay?

I fucking love you.

You hear me?

I fucking love you. - Wait.

You smell that?

What the fuck. - Babe.

You don't need that.

[rock music]

Gunner! Ah.

Where the fuck is he at?

Jack!

Jack!

[ominous music]

[panting]

Hey, guys.

Uh, hello?

I don't know where everyone went, but…

I guess I'll just

lounge here until they get back.

Let's see how you handle this.

[rock music]

what the fuck? Where are they?

Oh, shit.

[rock music]

[panting]

come on Lucy, we gotta go

we gotta go! - What's going on?

[ominous music]

what is going on?

Come on, Lucy

I don't have time to explain.

Just get in the car.

Fuck.

Girl, the keys are inside.

Let me go get them. - Lucy no.

[ominous music]

holy shit, I got him.

I got the keys.

Yes, yes, Lucy.

Okay, come down

come down, please.

[ominous music]

come down, please,

no, Lucy, no, no!

Okay. Okay.

Bob, Bobby.

Bobby has keys.

[ominous music]

[ominous sounds]

I'm gonna kill him

[roar]

Bombaclot

[rock music]

[rock music]

one action

oh for fuck sake

ok got em

guys. Guys. Wake up

get up - What?

Up. No up. - Are you okay? Are you okay?

Yeah. - Cut the shit everybody.

Cut the shit everybody.

Cut. Cut. Cut. - I don't know

two one action

it's a vibe bro - This place is sick

[laughing] Alright

you guys look at this place

yeah this place is a fucking vibe

that'll do I guess

[ominous sounds]

shit.

All right,

fuck it, wake up.

Hey, wake up.

The jig is up.

All right, everybody.

Come on out!

Ha. Ha. Ha.

The jig is up!

[laughing]

the jig is up!

We're done here, okay?

We're fucking done here!

[rock music]

fucking crazy there. - Ha. Ha.

And where the hell have you guys been?

I mean, come on,

we've been looking for you for days.

[laughing]

and look who finally decided to show up.

[laughing]

man, I haven't had this much fun on a job

ever.

How was my first death?

Wasn't it great?

I'm so proud of you.

You left me, bitch. - Oh?

What the fuck?

What's up, man?

You know, we're not thesbians, but…

we try our best.

Mary over there did a really good job.

Go ahead.

No, chill. Chill. Chill.

Go back that way.

Ooh.

Ugh.

[growling]