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Music.

Adana Turkish music.

What are you telling the man? Don’t provoke him, or he’ll shoot.

It would be cool on stage, but not like this at all.

top this nonsense! He’s about to kill us.

Brother, honestly, we’re just a small band.

We’re from Adana, just musicians, we did nothing.

Brother, we’ve been here for three days.

We’ve had so much stress. We’re just here to work.

Please lower the gun.

What?

He wants a song.

What?

Then sing something.

3 DAYS EARLIER

Inayet, seriously, this isn’t fair, please.

Did I ever not pay? I swear I’ll pay, brother.

I swear. Things are bad, we’re totally broke.

Vurali fell in love, Saki already has a daughter.

We brought a dancer from Istanbul, haven’t even paid her fee.

I swear I’d even put my wife on stage.

If I’m lying, may lightning strike me.

Please, brother, don’t do this, I’m begging you.

Hello? Brother, it’s super loud here.

Brother, I’m going on stage!

Dear audience,

in this special part of our show,

give them a round of applause,

the barefoot dancer

Nevra!

Why did you say barefoot?

Because she’s barefoot.

Looks like you were paying close attention to notice that.

What are you talking about? Is this the time for that?

She really can’t control herself.

We’ll deal with this at home, you and me.

Don’t stress me out.

I danced too, wasn’t that enough?

I just don’t want you to exhaust yourself.

She’s about to faint, watch out!

She’s just chasing tips.

What are you talking about tips! Can’t you see she’s swaying?

She’s there for tips, what else?

What is this, brother?

She was hired as a dancer, but she can barely stand.

Unbelievable.

Nevra is totally fixated on him, this is going to cause trouble.

Get her out of there, please!

Hey sister, hey!

Come on, let’s go back calmly.

Come on.

No, Saki, that jerk didn’t like my dance.

I’ll show him some moves.

Wait.

She wants to show him something, I’m coming.

It was kind of forbidden, but oh well…

Sister, what are you doing?

What did you do?

Everything okay, boss?

You and your boss…

Why are you hitting me?

I don't hit a women!

-Oh, that’s what you mean. -Exactly.

Who do you think you are?

-Saki, what are you doing? -You bastard!

Stop dancing around, get lost!

You bastard!

-You bastard! -Saki, stop!

Man, not even a single night goes peacefully for us.

I told you not to bring her, she drinks. She’s completely out of control.

It’s normal, she’s a dancer.

Are you defending her?

What defending? She’s just working.

Working? She just drinks!

What do you have against her anyway?

Do you think I have a problem with her?

I don’t have any problem with her.

-Hello. -Hello, Hayati.

- How are you? -Hey, Commander!

What happened?

You’re calling me?

Do you remember me?

Of course I remember.

What we went through…

The devil!

The snake!

-What are you talking about? -You’re the best, Commander!

Are you calling from Incirlik or from America?

No, no. I’m not in America.

I called you

about a new job.

Really?

I want to organize an entertainment night for soldiers.

Don’t worry, we’ll handle it.

-What did he say? -Where? When?

Do you know Al-Chat?

Of course I know Alaçatı, I spent my youth there.

Alaçatı?

How much will you pay, tell me first.

I pay well,

but I’ll cut you off if you try your last trick.

Now you’re being rude, you’re really hurting me.

Money isn’t an issue between us.

Come on, let’s settle this.

Then let’s do this,

we still have a show tonight.

Just send us a car.

I’ll send you the location.

It’ll pick us up at night.

We’ll leave and be there by morning.

Okay?

In Alaçatı?

Alright Hayati, see you.

Okay, see you later, Commander.

Hayati.

Why are you grinning?

Honestly…

He really didn’t forget me!

Who? Who did you talk to?

The commander, he still remembers me.

-The colonel? -Yes.

You said Alaçatı?

Yes, Alaçatı.

We’re going to Alaçatı?

-Yes, just a normal gig. -What do you mean normal?

You say Alaçatı, is that normal?

It’s normal, we’re just playing.

Try to be a bit classy.

Yesterday we were in some cheap nightclub,

tomorrow on the Alaçatı-Kordon.

Of course I’m excited, my reputation is at stake.

-My mom is calling. -Say hi.

Mom, I'm going to tell you something quick, listen, okay?

Hayati says hi.

Mom, he’s taking me to Alaçatı.

Mom, I told you, the ring is real.

I asked five shops, it’s already spreading.

I told you it’s real.

In the name of God.

What’s going on, Nevra? So bold this morning.

Don’t talk nonsense.

Where is my money?

What money?

I wake up, my bag is empty.

Or did you spend it without me?

Are you crazy?

Maybe you should stop taking Etoril.

Yesterday you headbutted a guy.

We even paid him!

Hayati, do you remember when you hit someone back at the millennium?

Year 2000, backstage at Kristal Gazino in Ankara.

Those were probably the hottest days of your first marriage with Serenay.

Don’t talk nonsense. If anyone hears this, we’re in trouble!

You won’t shut me up for free.

I’m here to make money.

If you say,

"Nevra, I didn’t bring you to Adana for your art,

my goal is sex."

Then say it openly.

Where did sex come from?

Are you crazy? Are you sick or what?

My first and last love is Serenay, everyone knows that.

Sounds more like a headache.

-Where is my money? -No money.

-Where is my money? -No money.

Okay, okay.

Honey!

Serenay, should I tell you a crazy story?

Listen, year 2000.

Half the tip is yours.

Mom, okay, hang up now.

-Say hi. -Okay!

I said hang up!

But you didn’t pass my greeting.

What was that? What new year?

Uh… year? What?

What was 2000, Hayati?

No idea, she didn’t tell me.

I changed my mind.

I’m not telling you the story, it’d be a shame.

Where is mine?

What “where,” Hayati? What is she talking about?

Enough!

Don’t start this nonsense so early.

-Give me the money. -Here, take it, take it.

Go buy yourself something to drink.

-Get lost! -Come to your senses!

What’s going on here?

-Calm down! -I’m about to lose it!

-What’s happening? -What the hell is going on?!

Get some cologne, he’s nervous.

What’s wrong?

Honey, stop, your voice is breaking.

You’ll ruin your voice.

What’s wrong, Vurali?

Brother, better like this.

Here, see for yourself.

Wait, it’s upside down.

Who is this?

His girlfriend!

Oh shit!

Because I messed everything up, she’s gone too.

You don’t give a drummer a woman.

Why do you say it like that?

Even Turgut Özal married his daughter to a drummer.

-What? -Don’t exaggerate,

don’t confuse the kid.

Brother, is marriage easy today? No, right honey?

Of course not, honey, it’s not easy anymore.

We were married for 15 years, Hayati and I,

then we broke up.

We’ve been engaged for two years and still can’t get married.

It’s just timing.

No, we have debts, you know that.

When the debts are gone, we’ll marry.

Why are you saying that in front of the kid?

Maybe it’s better this way.

What’s better about that?

Do you want to end up like me?

Aysel left me with a baby.

Should I care for the child or my mother?

I’m just saying maybe it’s better.

Yes, but that’s you, I’m different.

What can I do? I love this girl.

What am I supposed to do, rip her out of my chest?

God forbid.

No, don’t do that, but don’t fall apart either.

Everything can change, pull yourself together.

Tonight we still have a job, then a surprise.

Yes, surprise, Alaçatı.

What?

I said it, I want to go there too.

We got the job in dollars.

If I get three more jobs like this…

What did I tell you, boy?

We’ll throw a wedding for the kid, I’m telling you…

It’ll be classy…

A dark blue suit, Italian fabric.

And on the back of the car, "Today wedding, tomorrow twins."

-For real? -Of course.

Of course we will.

Why not? Who do you think we are?

Did we forget who we are?

We’re a band, like one person.

Like organs of a body.

We are one!

For example, you.

Our voice, our language. That’s you.

You.

You.

Our lungs, our breath.

I am the head, mind, idea, leadership.

You are our heart.

Without rhythm, nothing lives here.

We are a band together.

Exactly.

-And this? -Without an ass, no body.

He’s our everything.

Sure, sure.

Let’s go.

Tonight we’re going to Alaçatı.

Get ready.

WEDDING HALL: GÜL 2

Brother, honestly, what NATO base is that?

Brand new, first stop.

We were invited for the opening.

What are you planning?

-In Alaçatı? -Alaçatı.

Have I ever lied to you?

Rich people come here to spend money.

And that’s why they built NATO there.

Halime, do you know these musicians?

Yes, I do.

It’s a band from an old friend.

I invited them.

I invited them myself.

Shame on you, Hayati.

Aren’t I your brother?

Playing at the wedding of my beloved?

You’ve messed with me many times,

but I never expected this.

What do you want from me?

Am I the registrar?

They said wedding, we came.

If there’s a bit of money involved, you’d even play at my wedding night.

Typical you, Hayati!

Do you even realize what you’re saying?

Do I love money that much?

Do I really love money?

You all know money means nothing to me.

I’m done.

I’m done, do whatever you want.

I’m staying here, I’m not going anywhere.

What, you’re not going on stage? We still haven’t been paid!

No…

I mean, we’re professionals.

We are professional musicians.

Even if your father dies, you go on stage and play.

At the end you grab the mic,

look her in the eyes

and sing Nikah Masası .

You pull her in completely, your name spreads.

Nice explanation, you convinced the kid.

Then let’s get headbands made.

"We are all Vurali, we are all idiots."

Alright, enough.

That’s it for me, I’ve had it.

Wait, I’ve got an idea.

Let’s kidnap the bride.

What?

But first we’ll check if she agrees.

Otherwise I won’t do it.

She agrees.

-When? -Now.

Are you crazy? They’ll kill us!

They’ll kill us…

or I’ll kill myself, honestly.

I’ll hang myself with my tie.

Stop talking nonsense, go away.

Dead people, funerals… I’ve had enough problems.

We’re doing this.

You said your name will be known.

There’s no better advertising, we’re doing it.

Okay, let’s do it.

If I had known earlier,

I would’ve called the police.

We’d have him checked.

Maybe he has problems.

Alright, let’s think.

Man…

The Americans pick us up at midnight.

Between 23:30 and 23:45,

it has to work.

Otherwise we’re done for.

First we separate the bride and groom.

We split them up.

Then you, Nevra, go in, dance in front of the groom,

do a few moves, get him to drink.

Get him drunk—your specialty.

Don’t start arguing now.

If your highness agrees,

you're doing your hip dance.

That move that makes a man tremble, that's my patent.

Then, Saki, it’s your turn.

You go and say,

"Man, what kind of state is this?"

"Who gets drunk at their own wedding?"

"You won’t be able to perform tonight."

"I’ve got something…"

"Take this, you’ll feel better again."

You pull him out of there and bring him here.

But don't be too rough.

It's not his fault.

One or two hours away is enough.

Without your conscience, you’d be unbearable.

Yeah, my good heart that’s why I always lose.

Then it’s your turn.

You go to the bride and say, "Girl, what is this?"

Lure her out with some excuse, bring her here.

"Are you planning to run off with Vurali?"

What am I supposed to go with? I don’t even have a reason.

Think of something yourselves too! Do I have to do everything?

-Your ass is sweating there. -What are you talking about?

Come on, we’ll fix you up upstairs.

BRIDE’S ROOM

Do you love Vurali?

Of course I love him! Take me with you, get me out of here!

Wow, you’re crazy.

-Did she show interest? -She did, she did!

Okay, then it’s my turn.

-Where is she from? -Hopa.

Alright, I’ll throw in a dance.

"Hemşin-Horon"

While they dance, you slowly head for the door.

Then I’ll grab the gold from the groom’s sister and get out.

That’s basically theft, perfect then.

What theft, man?

I’m using my charm.

No, that’s not how it works, Hayati.

Don’t do it.

Relax, just go through with it.

Keep going.

Alright, fine!

You go and get the gold.

We’re broke, we can’t get there like this.

I’ll handle it, don’t worry.

It’s that simple. Then we leave.

We get in the car.

And off to Alaçatı. Done.

Honestly,

the plan is mediocre, but whatever.

What else?

Brother...

How can I ever thank you?

Oh come on…

What thanks? Stop kissing my hand!

-Two seasons, half the salary. -Holy shit.

What are we supposed to do? Eat rocks?

Shut the place down? We need to make money too.

Help one person, another… How are we supposed to live?

Please.

That guy doesn’t drink.

Screw your plan, Hayati.

The groom doesn’t drink, he’s probably on antibiotics.

Again, again. Go on, keep at it.

Guys,

we’re switching to Plan B, this isn’t working.

I’ll start the Horon now. Then we slowly pull out.

-B. -B, b!

Come on, come on!

Screw it! Don’t touch the gun,

or I’ll blow his head off!

You know how crazy I can be.

It's 2025!

And you’re still forcing women?

What do I do with this? Am I supposed to grow old with him?

Am I supposed to marry this wine bottle?

I’ll take the one I love.

Vurali, do you want me?

I’d walk through fire for you, Halime.

Good. Then kidnap me.

Go! Go!

Go!

Are you just leaving me here? Am I supposed to die?

Wait!

-Uncle Ayhan, the bags! -Oh my God!

If I die, you’re next!

What is your brother-in-law’s car doing here?

Come on, let’s go!

Stop! That’s a military vehicle!

-What is it? -I’m not coming!

What do you mean you’re not coming?

Who are they?

Damn it!

Is everyone okay? Anyone hurt?

We’re fine, Hayati. But the bags are empty.

Another performance for nothing.

We only took a sip, but her…

I don’t know how she’ll act after this.

Guys, we’ve got the bride, we’re getting out, okay?

Alright, if the bride is here, I’ll keep partying!

Man, we barely got out alive, don’t mess this up!

Bring the henna, mom…

-Bring the henna… -Shut up already!

Pull yourself together! Be quiet, please!

Hayati!

-I’m completely done. -Sister, are you okay?

Now I have no doubts left.

She’s just lost it, nothing we can do.

I told you not to shout.

In situations like this

we really don’t need someone like you.

And look at him…

So lost, exhausted, just cheap.

Even when you’re angry, you still look good.

-Your lines even rhyme. -Hayati…

Flowers and jokes won’t do it.

-What else am I supposed to do? -With everyone else it works…

-What? -But not with me…

Whatever, I’ll find comfort in songs.

Good night.

-What are you doing? -Hey, hey!

What are you doing, man?

Shame on you, in front of your wife!

In front of your wife!

What are you even talking about?

-Give me my money. -What money?

-Give me my money. -We barely escaped!

Give me my money, I’m telling you Kristal, Millennium, Backstage…

Shut up!

Take the money and shut up!

Here, stuff it!

What is this? This isn’t even…

How much is this? It’s nothing!

-Money? -I don’t have more!

So this is you? Seriously?

-Halime. -What?

-Halime. -What?

Aren’t your people chasing us?

Let them come, am I afraid?

Then you stand there

and say give me the girl or I’ll shoot you all.

Say that, Vurali, say it to me.

"I’ll shoot you all."

For God’s sake, Halime. Don’t be crazy.

I’m running away with you, don’t you get it?

If you back out now, I’ll be humiliated.

Be a man.

Okay, fine…

Halime, take off the dress.

We’ll get you something proper.

-No, I can’t. -Why not?

If you take the dress off too early, you stay single for seven years.

That’s what they say where I’m from.

I’m not waiting seven years.

I wore it, there’s no turning back.

Not for me, for someone else.

I gave you my word.

A man keeps his word,

and if it falls, it hits.

God bless.

Give me your hand.

Guys, wake up, we’re here.

Hey!

My butt is completely numb from sitting.

Oh!

-Brother, I want to ask you something. -What?

-This is Alaçatı, right? Are you sure? -Why would I lie?

-So it is Alaçatı. -Then why can’t I see anything?

-Look. -Cataract, comes with age.

Hey, if this weren’t an official place I’d say something else.

Be grateful you’re here.

Don’t drive me crazy, calm down.

Come on, let’s go.

He says “let’s go” all touristy here.

Alright then, let’s go.

Morning.

Wow, so much security here.

Of course, it’s a NATO base,

you should be grateful you got in.

Here you go.

You know what? There’s zero Aegean vibe here.

Not even a bit of wind. I’ve been saying that all along.

What can they do? Move the barracks to the sea?

What are you talking about?

Hopefully at least our hotel is by the sea.

I want to take photos,

with the sea in the background, Hayati

Your mood is really annoying me.

Pull yourselves together, they’re saving a country.

We’re just saving the day, that’s it.

I’m not shouting! I’m just hungry.

I’m not shouting, I’m just hungry.

-Hayati! -My dear commander! Look at that.

What a pleasure. I missed you, man.

Wait, how did it go again?

-Wow, you didn’t forget. -I didn’t forget.

How did it go again?

"We are from Adana…

We are men of God."

We love meat and fun!

I kiss your heart, brother. Respect!

My orchestra.

My dear Serenay.

Nevra, the dancer.

Nice to meet you. Likewise.

Saki.

Vurali and the new bride.

-new bride? -Bride. Yes.

Very good. We’ll give you a tracksuit.

-It’s difficult like this. -He means you.

-What did he say? -He said tracksuit…

-it’s hard like this. -Why?

-Oh God… -I can’t get this dress off.

My mother said

whoever takes it off too early brings bad luck.

What do I do now?

Okay, go.

-Yes. -Let's go.

-Let's go. -Let's go.

Guys.

Welcome to the US missile base Al-Chat.

-Thanks. -Thanks, boss.

How was the trip? First time in Syria?

What trip? We’re in Alaçatı, are we supposed to pose or what?

Al-Chat, Syria.

Wait, wait.

Syria? What Syria?

-Syria. -You coward!

-Al-Chat. -I meant “You coward!”

-Didn’t you say Alaçatı? -Al-Chat, Syria.

-Al-Chat. -I did say it.

Al-Chat. Al-Chat. I’m thinking.

I’m thinking.

I saw Arabic signs and thought…

-Are we in Syria? -Syria.

Damn it, I’m really screwed.

Brother, what’s going on?

Guys, it’s fine. This is just their Alaçatı.

What do you mean? My feet are dead, explain!

Long story short, we’re in Syria.

-Is there no sea here? -No.

-Hotel? -No.

You idiot!

When did we cross the border? No one asked for passports.

Don’t talk nonsense, we’re in Syria!

Exactly! Why didn’t anyone ask, Hayati?

We don’t always ask either, does that count?

Let me tell you…

I once scammed him out of a few dollars. Maybe he’s getting revenge?

That guy is really smart.

With the dollar rate rising, his revenge rises too, obviously.

I feel like a gold coin in the middle of a military base.

Alright, enough. Isn’t this a gendarmerie zone?

I’ll call Muharrem, he’ll fix it.

Call him, please call the Gendarmerie HQ in Damascus.

-Shut up, you Damascus devil. -The colonel is watching!

So what? Who cares?

Is there a problem?

No, no, everything’s fine. Just a small issue.

We agreed on the money, right?

If we agree on the money, then no sea it is.

Please be quiet. The whole of Syria is watching us.

-Everyone is staring and touching me. -Thanks.

You’re welcome.

What are you staring at?

That’s goatskin. It’s an instrument.

Come on, they’re waiting.

-Okay, okay.

Kid, come here.

Help me with this, come on.

-Kid? -Yes.

Are you talking to me?

Lieutenant Harper, Lieutenant Scarlett.

Saki,

I’m Saki, clarinetist. I used to be a corporal.

Nice to meet you, corporal.

Maşallah.

Masallah?

Your Turkish is really good.

When did you learn it?

-I’ll help you. -It’s fine, thanks.

I’ll take it.

-You okay? -Okay.

Did you always want to be a soldier?

Yes.

Good decision. It really suits women.

A woman? Didn’t you just think I was a boy?

I must’ve seen wrong don’t rub it in.

Where did you learn Turkish?

I spent three years in Incirlik.

-But I never saw you off base. -What do you mean?

I never saw you.

I don’t know.

This way.

We’re safe here, right?

This is US territory.

You’re safe here.

What’s that? Red light?

Control center.

The biggest missile here in the Middle East.

Range: 3000 miles.

How much is that in km?

About from here to Algeria.

Adana? I’d rather aim it at my hometown.

Don’t worry. The US and Turkey are friends.

-Yeah, sure. -Sure.

That’s why this missile must never fall into enemy hands.

No problem, you won’t hear a word from us.

It’s confidential. Eyvallah. Secret code.

What?

-Can you explain? -Yes, sir.

If anyone talks to you, just say the password.

Otherwise they’ll think you’re enemies and detain you.

-Okay, what do we say? -Very simple.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Forget it, we’ll never say that!

They’ll take us immediately! Change it!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

-Is that his code or yours? -What are you doing?

How are we supposed to say that?

Wait, maybe it works.

He says it again, we repeat it.

Okay.

Massachusetts

Institute of Technology.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

-Technologie right. -Right?

Yes, exactly.

Can you take them to their rooms? They’re tired.

Yes, Sir.

I’ll take you to your rooms.

She’ll take us to the rooms.

If you weren’t tired, you could say it.

Sure, he gives you the code because he likes you.

Don’t get so worked up.

Forget the code, he should give me my money first!

This place is really nice.

This is your accommodation, the guest quarters.

Have breakfast first, then we’ll meet. We’ll show you the base.

Let’s meet again after that, that would be good.

Thank you, really. Very hospitable.

Very helpful, everything’s great.

-Good rest. -Good rest.

Thanks.

Damn it, Hayati.

Damn it, Hayati.

Don’t curse me, honey, it’ll come back to you.

Don’t say “honey”! You said Alaçatı, we ended up in Syria!

You say “sea,” it’s desert! Hotel? Barracks!

And if that missile goes up there,

at least I’ll finally have peace!

-God forbid! -She’s right.

Shut up, you idiot!

We barely escaped because of you!

Because of her we almost died. Look at her dress,

-it’s all wrinkled. --She looks like Nevra.

-Why are you coming at me? -You annoy me too!

Not at all, I’ve got no problem, I can dance anywhere.

A barracks is a barracks, I sleep anywhere.

Everyone in Adana knows that.

-Hey… -Hey!

Don’t get on my nerves. I want respect!

I am your boss. Your leader.

I am your boss!

Pull yourselves together!

Take it off, Halime.

-What? -This reminds me of the wedding.

Take it off, come on! Don’t you dare touch it!

Whoever touches another man’s bride brings demons upon themselves.

That’s what we say.

Yeah, yeah, you people say a lot.

If you had done something useful,

the Black Sea region would be Silicon Valley by now.

It’s all hunger stress.

Let’s eat something, then we’ll feel better.

Come on, to the table. Come, darling.

If stress, then stress, Hayati.

A crepe in one hand, a tray in the other.

My heart stayed in the Aegean, Hayati!

-You like crepes, right? -That’s not a crepe, it’s Kaygana.

We’ll eat and look at the weapons.

-You’re not going anywhere. -Why?

There are 200 soldiers outside, am I the idiot here?

But how am I supposed to see Syria again?

I want to walk around.

Halime, I said you’re staying here.

Look at him puffing himself up.

This is how I want to see you, Vurali.

If you talk like that, I’ll stay.

I’m not going anywhere. Tie me up then.

-Darling… -They don’t have napkins.

I’ll give you salami, give me a grapefruit, darling.

Come on, let’s make up. Life is short.

-Wow! -They’re nothing special.

You should’ve seen us. We were in top shape.

Bang, bang.

Damn.

Look at him climbing!

Nah, he’s super slow.

-Wanna compete with us? -That watch will be mine.

-It’s real. -Me too, my friend.

Careful, you’ll fall! We’ve got a show tonight!

It’s fine, I’ve got this.

Are you crazy? Stop it!

Relax, I can do it.

Pedro.

-Yes, sir. -Relax, I can do it.

Our guest here, okay?

Okay, let’s start.

He says we’re starting! Are you insane, Vurali?

Hold this, I’m about to sweat. Halime doesn’t like it.

Roll up your sleeves.

Tonight is our wedding night! Careful, you’ll fall!

You’re going to embarrass yourself!

Why are you shouting that here?

-What do they understand? -We do!

Like we don’t know this stuff.

Ready?

-Three. Two. One. Go! -Go!

Go, Vurali!

Come on!

My God!

-How are you, kid? -Commander.

Well done, my boy, come here!

Too bad Halime didn’t see that.

Yeah, would’ve been good.

Pedro is our champion. How did you win?

With these hands I play Trakya Kasabı.

Well done.

Come on, to the concert area.

Wait, what time is it?

Oh come on…

He says he’s taking the watch he actually takes it!

Nothing gets lost with us.

Can you put this on my wrist?

Oh my God! Stop!

-Is it shooting time? -No, sir.

-Go. -Too late.

-No need to be afraid. -You really tried to kill me.

Put on your protective coat.

Then it’ll be fine.

You’re a damn asshole.

That’s not fair, you’re hurting me.

Where are you going?

-Halime! -Vurali!

Come, experience this with me!

What are you doing outside in a dress? I told you to stay inside!

Calm down, Vurali.

I looked out the window, saw the weapons…

I couldn’t help it.

Here’s a target. How can I not shoot?

I just wanted to shoot.

Well, you didn’t hit anything.

You’re talking nonsense because you’re stuffed.

If I had aimed at him, I would’ve hit him.

I aimed at the other one.

-You hit it! -Yeah, a little.

Respect, sister!

-Wanna try too, corporal? -I’m a pacifist, lieutenant.

-No war! -Against war?

And when you were a soldier?

I was in the orchestra, flag bearer. Just a corporal.

I see.

-Come on, move on. -Let’s go.

Go in front of me and stay with me.

Why are you so angry? I only fired three times.

-Is the food here always served on trays? -Yes.

-Ah! -Saki, what happened?

Um…

I wanted to pick you flowers…

but they had thorns.

Almost all plants here have thorns. Don’t touch them.

Yeah, if I had known.

Your daughter?

My daughter. My treasure. Nehir.

Very beautiful. Nehir.

I’d like to have a child too…

but it’s hard with the military.

I already have one ready?

What?

Oh, nothing.

Serenay.

What are you doing?

Why do you keep making that face again?

-Is this always going to continue, Hayati? -What?

Didn’t you say…

that later everything would get better, that we’d be happier… where is it?

How far is “later”?

Will it come? How long?

My grandma used to say…

wood came, coal went.

Wisdom came, life went. The end.

That’s probably how it’ll end for us too.

We fall asleep thinking…

tomorrow will be better.

And wake up in the same mess again.

The same mess.

Why are you coming at me like that?

What?

I’m just exaggerating.

Just ignore me.

We’re supposedly going to a concert,

but it ends up being a military farewell party.

Backstage? No, we change in the bathroom.

Cake and lemonade for dinner.

Car broke down, I pushed the tour bus.

Five slipped discs already in my stage outfit.

At my age.

I’m supposed to sing any lights? "Sure, Serenay."

And I sing under hallway lighting.

I say print a poster just print it!

Raise Serenay’s name. Raise me.

He prints a poster, I think, “Rest in peace.”

I’m already praying. This isn’t what I imagined.

What kind of life is this?

Every day new decisions,

all wrong, Hayati.

Stage wrong, song wrong, voice wrong.

Audience wrong.

Everything wrong.

I’m the soloist of the wrong ones.

“Why are you coming at me like that?”

You ask like it’s the first time.

We brought Vurali here.

Kidnap her, we said. We’ve got your back.

We saved her from three guys…

We brought her in a wedding dress in front of 822 soldiers.

What am I supposed to do? You told me!

How was I supposed to know we’d end up here?

Did I know?

I did everything! What more do you want?

I swear, once we get the money…

we’ll go on a double honeymoon!

Your watch is fake, your ring is fake…

Even the diamonds you bought me are fake.

At least you stay consistent. That’s really you!

You really disrespect me!

I swear, once we get the money I’ll take you to the Maldives.

The Maldives? If you’re going to lie, at least say it right.

What’s so bad about that?

We don’t have to visit every single island.

We don’t need to go through all of them.

Shooting star. Did you see it?

Or was that a rocket?

Nah.

If it were a rocket, we’d have heard it.

I made a wish. Hurry, make one too!

Nah, I’ll pass. For my wish to come true,

the whole universe would have to shift.

The universe.

Hello. I brought you some blankets.

It gets really cold here at night.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-Good night. -Good night, Scarlet.

Oh, if only you knew…

We will waste away from sorrow…

Pour it out, Saki, we drink

Pasific.

Wasn’t this war supposed to be dangerous?

Of course. Where did that come from?

You got caught by that soldier girl.

Nonsense.

She’s American.

What would she want with a musician like me?

Besides, trust me…

she’s into guys like generals and doctors.

You take what’s in front of you.

No, no, no.

Don’t say that.

Yes, yes.

She’s set for life.

If I shout into my wallet,

you’d hear an echo. I haven’t paid rent in eight months.

But you know what’s even worse?

Not even getting to marry her,

I can’t even perform at her wedding.

EDon’t say that, man. If the heart wants it…

I’ve seen it-she likes you too.

She looks at you with those eyes.

I can tell these things.

Trust me. Make a wish.

My back is freezing.

I’m freezing.

It’s really cold.

The ground is freezing.

-Let’s go inside. -Why?

I’m cold, let’s go in.

Where?

Let the kids hang out a bit.

Let’s be a bit romantic too.

They shouldn’t hang out— we shouldn’t either.

Didn’t she say we shouldn’t be alone before the wedding?

Demons will get us.

Ever since I heard that, I’m out.

Forget the demons.

Let’s just stay here.

-Come here, I’ll hug you. -No.

Stop running away!

You already have sore spots, I swear I’ll die!

-I’ll die first! -What’s going on?

What is it? Why do you have scissors?

Why do you have scissors?

Like a crab with claws, man.

Bro, she won’t take off the dress.

That’s your problem?

There are 300 soldiers outside.

Am I the only one who finds this weird?

Stop talking nonsense.

Stop talking nonsense.

-Our first fight… -No, seriously!

He said take off the wedding dress!

I said no.

We’re looking for the zipper, but there’s a string.

And he’s about to grab scissors and cut it.

He’s lost it.

They’re strangers anyway, whatever.

Oh my God!

Come on, let’s go outside, bro.

Careful, he’s got scissors.

-I’ll keep an eye on him. -Go, come on.

-Come on, this way. -Wait for me!

What a shitty evening.

Come on, stay away from here or your dress will catch fire.

If it burns, the whole army gets warm.

-Come. -We’re done for, come on.

You’re making a mistake, bro.

Seriously, you’re making a mistake.

Like my neighbor Seçkin who works on set.

Listen, bro.

Why are you showing a girl scissors?

Bro, I see her in a wedding dress and I lose it.

I’m just a real man.

Yeah yeah, very manly.

You should try being like that too.

Fix your relationship, maybe you’ll get a lieutenant.

Bro, I’ve become a joke, I’m ashamed.

Ashamed of what?

You love the girl. We’ll get flowers…

go to Texas and propose.

Seriously?

Why would I lie to you?

-Stop. Password. -Shit!

-I don’t have a passport. -Not passport, man—password!

They said it’s this…

Masha-chuttes.

Grab them!

Arrest them!

The colonel showed us everything!

-You’re done! -Scarlett!

-You messed up! -Scarlett!

-I banish you all! -Scarlett! She’s my honor!

My honor. Lady, hear me tonight.

I send you into exile!

Where else? We’re already in Syria!

Don’t take it personally, just because we took out your soldiers!

Look, the commander’s watch is here.

Lower your weapons! I’ll finish you!

I’m giving you a name.

-Don’t you have a god, damn it? -Scarlett. Don’t you know Scarlett?

Call the corps command at the end of nowhere, Hayati!

-Darling. -Sister.

What are you doing here?

Massa...

Maccac...

Masterchef.

-Etimesgut? -No, Sincan.

Every time you say “darling,”

I end up in trouble, do you know that?

You really managed,

to ruin my life even more.

I’m at the top now, I can’t see anything below anymore.

No problem.

I know Levent at the Foreign Ministry,

he’ll get us out of here. All good.

Besides, this isn’t a prison.

Custody.

I’ve already been in prison, don’t be unfair.

Halime.

I hurt you a lot.

-Yeah,I'm hurt.

I’m hurt too.

But I don’t make a scene in front of strangers.

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.

What is that supposed to be?

Who is that?

Look at the beard he probably lives here.

You’re really a scandal, Hayati!

What scandal, man, you’re driving me crazy!

We couldn’t say it from excitement.

You couldn’t either, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

I was excited. Now I can.

Then say it.

Massachutated International Technology.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

If you knew it, why didn’t you say it?

What are you doing here?

Probably an Arab.

-What did he say? -I think that was his country,

and they built the base on top of it.

They probably couldn’t agree on compensation during expropriation…

What did he say?

He said it’s God’s will.

What did you say to him that made him insult you?

He only said his name, no insult.

-His name? -Yes.

What a strange name.

What does it mean, I wonder?

-Yours is coming. -Saki?

Don’t say it like that.

Scarlett.

-Are you okay? -We’re fine.

We’re great, Scarlett, no problem.

Only the massage unit next to the jacuzzi isn’t working.

Can’t you see what we look like?

What kind of question is that?

Scarlett is doing her best, please let her.

Sorry, there was a misunderstanding.

Sergeant, let them out.

They’re letting us out.

Then I won’t call anyone at the Foreign Ministry.

No, don’t.

I want this embarrassment to stay between us.

Relax, it’s fine.

Come on.

Let’s go, Hayati.

Look.

What are you doing?

I gave him my card, maybe something comes of it.

Who even is that guy?

Leader of a local terrorist group.

Has beheaded 150 people in two years.

I gave him my card with our address on it.

He won’t cut our heads off, right?

Don’t worry.

He can’t harm anyone anymore.

If he wants, he has our address.

He won’t easily find a victim.

He’ll come find you and kill you.

Hey, why are you saying that?

I gave him the card, maybe something comes of it.

Why did you give him your card?

He’ll eat you alive, man!

What kind of suicide is that?

No idea, maybe weddings,

engagements, henna nights,

military farewells…

Money, basically.

They were just really stressed…

Alright, we’ve seen prison now too.

-What? -We’ve got a story now.

Saki.

You’re not mad at me because of that, right?

No, why would I be?

You actually saved us.

I still couldn’t say it properly.

I said something like "Masha-shushes."

Probably wrong.

Massachusetts.

Yeah, that’s kind of what I said.

Massachusetts.

Masha-shushes.

Okay.

Repeat after me.

Ma.

Ma.

Sa.

Sa.

Chusetts.

Schschsch...

Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Wow.

Perfect.

Yes.

Good night.

Right, man.

You really only learn languages through contact.

Hey, hey, hey!

I also need to rehearse.

Can I get a turn?

What kind of crazy person are you?

Can’t you see I’m rehearsing? What do you even want to rehearse?

Always the same moves.

The floor.

The floor is important.

Sorry.

I didn’t know.

She wants to check the floor.

She’s doing it on purpose.

Continue.

Oh come on…

If this keeps going, it’ll blow up tonight.

It’s fine.

She’s already getting excited this is going to be interesting.

How do I even laugh at my own joke?

It’s making me sick.

Seriously, I feel nauseous.

Come on, let’s…

Laugh!

Laugh, damn it!

-Ready? -Let’s go!

-Yes! -One, two, three, four!

Shit! What’s going on, man?

What’s going on, man?

Serenay! Come here!

Scarlett!

Scarlett!

Guys!

Drop the darbuka!

-It was expensive! -We’ll buy a new one!

Come on, let go!

Let it go, we’ll buy a new one!

We’ll buy a new one!

We’ll play again!

-I’m scared! -Don’t be scared.

-Come on. -Come on.

What’s going on?

I don’t want to die, I want to kill Vurali!

Halime, calm down!

Guys, quiet for a second please!

Everyone quiet, nobody dies!

-Scarlett, say something! -Who are they?

Go!

Helaim-Brigade.

Most dangerous group here.

Come on, kids, Gen Z, harmless.

They stack heads and practice aiming.

What?

Wait, I didn’t even react properly!

-Wait, what? -Stay calm!

React calmly, I’ve got you!

Guys, stay calm!

Can any of you handle a weapon?

Scarlett is really hyping me up right now!

Halime, enough!

-I can! -Okay.

Me too, but I need a target!

Show me one, I’ll shoot!

I’ve never shot at people.

I’ve shot at the sun, but not at people.

Weren’t you in prison?

For forged documents.

Look at him!

Soon he’ll be a Texan.

The Major, we can hold the base. We can fight back.

Yes, sir! Shit!

Sergeant, activate Blue Code alarm.

We are evacuating the base ASAP.

Yes, sir!

I don’t want to die at 27 on a US base!

Are you even 27?

Don’t believe her!

She lies about her age.

-If I catch you… -Sister!

-Hey! -Quiet!

We’re in the bunker!

Like refugees!

We are women!

No matter where, we get involved!

If something happens, we’re in it!

My God, if you kill by age,

Halime is the youngest, just so you know.

-Shut up now! - Blue Code. Blue Code.

Blue Code. Blue Code.

This is not a drill.

Blue Code. Blue Code.

Blue Code?

What is that, honey?

Blue Code.

Seriously?

If we were in a private hospital,

I’d think someone just died.

-Dude! -What happened?

What’s wrong with my accent?

It’s from shock! I’m telling you, shock!

Scarlett, please say something!

Okay, stay here.

I’m going outside to check.

Then I’ll come back.

Should I come with you?

No, stay here.

Take care of yourself.

Careful.

-Go, man! -Go!

She has a plan!

Definitely!

I’m going to die a virgin!

Vurali, I can’t die without sleeping with you!

Oops, we forget that part.

Alright, then just sleep together.

We’re not looking.

Ready?

Go, go, go!

The terrorists are entering the base!

This is not a drill!

Colonel, is the Kadli order confirmed?

Confirmed, Lieutenant.

We are evacuating the base immediately.

Okay, I’ll handle transporting the Turkish guests.

Wait.

Our priority is evacuating our soldiers first.

But sir, they are guests.

We can’t just let them die.

That’s a direct order.

We evacuate our personnel.

Back to your post and do your damn job!

Yes, Sir.

Am I the only one working here?

Move!

I’m calling Yalçın at General Staff,

they’ll launch an operation and get us out.

You know what?

It suddenly got quiet outside.

Yeah, what happened?

The Colonel must’ve pushed them back.

Give me my coat, I’m losing it here.

Sitting around is killing my back and neck.

Give it here, brother. my neck matters more.

-Give it here, brother! -No, no.

No, no!

-Give it to me -No!

-Then we’ll watch together. -Yes, together.

Okay, let’s do it like this,

We go in front, you follow.

Okay, you go first.

You go behind them.

I’ll stay at the very back, covering you…

They’ll shoot us from behind!

I’m behind you.

I’m not scared for myself, Hayati.

You’re here.

If something happens, it’ll hit you first.

So I’m not scared.

Don’t be scared.

So?

Where are the Americans?

Why did he get scared?

At the corpse.

George! James!

Where are you, man?

Don’t shout!

Hey seriously, don’t shout.

But this silence…

It doesn’t feel good. Maybe they left the base.

Come on, never. They wouldn’t leave everything.

Otherwise thieves would come in.

Vurali is right.

That’s suspicious.

Don’t talk nonsense.

Do you really think Scarlett would leave us here?

Dude, you’ve known her two days!

How can you trust her like that?

You can see how smart she is. She’s already gone.

Watch what you say about Scarlett!

Put that thing down, don’t point it at me!

Don’t make me angry! She’s gone!

Mind your own business!

I’m calling the Foreign Ministry now, they’ll send me a car.

Hayati, call them.

Make the call.

-Come on, call them. -Yeah, I will.

Call them! Interior Ministry, Foreign Ministry, General Staff,

Colonels, majors, call everyone!

My data’s gone, calls are expensive.

The state will pay for it! Are you insane?

What was the guy’s name at the Foreign Ministry?

Recai.

I deleted him.

Call the General Staff.

He got transferred.

Call the night watchman.

His wife had a baby.

So who’s left now?

Where is this going?

Mine Koşan.

Mine Koşan?

Why?

What does that mean?

Why?

Also, Mine Koşan...

She’s a famous singer.

I’ve shared a stage with her often, she has contacts in Ankara.

She won’t leave me hanging.

The phone rings.

Sister!

Yes, yes, it’s me, Hayati.

Respect.

Respect.

What did Mine Koşan say?

Very clear.

Listen up.

Let’s say the Americans left,

where are the terrorists then?

Right.

There’s no one here.

-He’s right. -Seriously.

Man, shut your mouth…

Hayati, this might be it…

Oh God!

-Sister! -My livelihood!

-What’s going on? -My livelihood!

Wait, I got scared!

I thought I was dead!

Scarlett! Scarlett!

What did I say?

Didn’t I say she wouldn’t abandon us?

I only just found you, why would I leave?

Respect, seriously!

We were just talking about you five minutes ago.

I said you were strong.

Exactly, you did.

I told you!

But we have a problem.

The terrorist group is very large.

We have to hide immediately.

She says we need to hide.

Okay, we’re still alive, but we need weapons.

There’s the weapons depot.

-Run! -Fast, this way!

Okay, that way, go!

-Forward, forward, forward! -Saki, run!

Go! Run!

Damn it!

Do you just leave your wife like that?

What kind of war is this, man?

You take her, catch up!

She has the weapon!

Guys,

we absolutely have to reach the weapons depot.

How many were there?

I saw five more.

Then take them out!

You already got two, finish the rest!

I’ve got four bullets left.

Then one of us dies.

Are you crazy? Why would one of us die, Hayati?

She has four bullets left, there are five men total.

One is left over.

Meaning one of us dies.

-What? -Five minus four is one.

Guys, if we stay here,

they’ll kill us all.

I’ll go out, distract them,

you go to the weapons depot, okay?

Scarlett, you’ve got the gun, better stay with us.

Serenay should go out.

She draws attention everywhere.

Oh come on.

You’ve been dancing for hours, you go out.

Guys!

I can go out and distract them too.

In that outfit you’ll stand out a lot.

-Am I right? -No.

Okay, I’m going out. Ready?

Scarlett, I’m really scared.

Saki, don’t worry.

I told you,

I found you, I won’t lose you again.

Wow, how romantic.

Damn it!

A rocket almost hit me in the head,

and you don’t even kiss me!

My dick shrank from fear!

-Come on, we have to move. -Let’s go, everyone!

What are they doing?

The world is ending and they’re kissing!

Go ahead, kiss!

Say that word again in front of her and I’ll finish you!

Then I’ll just say “thing”, I don’t care.

I’m going to distract them.

You go to the weapons depot, okay?

-Okay. -Fine.

Wow, she really fights well.

Told you.

Who fired?

That one over there.

Was that ours?

Now there are four.

Damn it, hit from behind.

-I told you… -They’re taking her.

They’re taking Scarlett!

-They’re taking her! -Wait!

They took her!

Yeah, and now what? Am I supposed to fight with a clarinet?

-Yeah, true. -Wait!

The smartest thing now is to get to the weapons depot as fast as possible.

I’ll go ahead and signal you.

You follow me, okay?

Yeah, he’s right. I just got confused for a moment.

Halime.

What is it? What’s he saying?

Two words. Local.

Foreign. Porno with story.

What are you talking about? Is this a silent film or what?

Calm down, are you crazy?

Wait, I’ll check.

Freedom.

-With Nevra. -All good.

He says groups of two every 15 seconds.

No way, there are five of us!

How do I divide five by two?

You’re bad at geography, and math is a disaster for you!

You go in pairs.

I’ll come last alone.

-Who’s coming with me? -Me.

-Hayati. -Yes, darling?

-What was that just now? -Why are you looking like that?

I thought you were walking together chatting.

We’re wasting time, let’s go!

Saki, go with Nevra, come on!

Go, move!

Quiet, slow, no stress.

-Be quiet! -Slowly!

Crazy, sign language and dialect use the same movements!

One finger means "go" or "continue"

Seems like it’s really ingrained.

-Seems so. -Yeah…

Vurali, Halime, where are you?

We’re coming!

What’s that look?

I used to be a commando soldier.

Halime, come on.

I’m coming.

What’s wrong with you?

In our place it’s like this…

Yeah yeah, I know…

We can see what’s going on with you!

I can’t really express myself.

Honestly, I can’t do it.

My girlfriend, my beloved

she’s with them!

And this guy is weird too.

He’s got a clarinet but no gun.

"My girlfriend" and all that… He wants to keep his options open.

What do we do now?

What do we do now?

Hey, commando soldier, make a plan!

Yes sir, brother.

Halime, check the base and make a plan.

Got it. Plan’s ready.

Man, we say “plan” and she turns it into a blueprint.

It’s in her genes, building is in her blood.

So…

…we’re here.

The terrorists are here.

Where is Scarlett?

Doesn’t matter where she is.

I’ve got a plan, we’ll get her out.

How?

Simple.

We give El-Siki,

get the woman.

We get the woman, give El-Siki.

A trade.

Without a single shot.

Okay, let’s get this done quickly, that name is driving me crazy.

El-Siki?

Hey!

-Don’t say it! -Okay, Hayati.

Hayati,

do you really think they’ll agree to this?

Of course, that’s exactly what they want.

I told you, it’ll work.

Alright, I trust you.

Don’t worry.

Attention, attention!

I’m talking to you!

Listen carefully!

As a sign, I’ll put my weapon down.

Brother, you need to speak Arabic.

The subtitles are in Turkish.

Are you crazy?

Uh… hello!

Uh… honorable people!

Say we’re making a trade.

Say we are Turkish.

Uh… we Turkish.

The American woman is our wife.

-Our sister-in-law. -Ours, yes.

El-Siki is your leader.

Give the woman, take El-Siki.

Trade!

Listen!

Did you hear "El-Siki"?

Don’t say his name again!

If you agree…

…if possible…

shoot a flare!

Ten seconds.

Did you really say "flare"?

How else are we supposed to know?

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Nice flare.

It disappeared fast.

Damn it.

He’s dead.

-He’s dead. -I know.

Then there’s no deal.

They’ll kill Scarlett.

The deal is off.

Hayati.

His head is completely ruined, what do we do now?

Only we know this.

They don’t.

With good makeup we can fix this.

Okay, I can barely see anyway. Fine.

It turned out great.

Really good, respect.

Pass the blush.

Here.

Use your finger, I don’t have a brush.

Just get some color on his face.

-Finished, right? -Enough. Give me the lipstick.

What are you doing?

Hurry, they’re coming!

Hayati.

We’re doing makeup.

Yeah, but does it have to take this long?

They don’t understand how important makeup is!

Don’t talk from back there!

Just do what you always do!

We’re doing stage makeup, not a corpse, damn it!

Hayati.

Hayati, look at me.

I’m literally doing makeup on a dead man.

We’ve long crossed the limits of our nightmares.

Don’t look at him too long, you’ll dream about him.

Come on, let me see.

Let go, I’ll do it.

A bit of sadness,

like “you sold me out, left me alone”…

Hayati.

Look.

Yeah.

I tilted his head slightly to the side.

What is that?

What is that? He looks like a clown!

I said just a bit of powder!

Don’t you like it?

-Doesn’t it look good? -It looks completely awful!

Give it here.

The eyeliner is a bit too much.

Saki, are you stupid? That’s Arabic makeup!

They do their eyes like that on TV too…

Do they not realize he’s dead?

Oh come on,

we’ll just slip this guy to them,

get the girl and get out.

Hayati Abi.

They’re here.

Bring him.

I made makeup that makes the dead look alive!

Come, see for yourself.

Scarlett!

If you harm a single hair on her, I’ll burn everything down!

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do, you clarinet guy?

I’m going to burn it down!

Hello… people.

The American woman is ours, your commander is with you. Exchange.

Hm?

Bismillah… protect me.

Well then, good luck.

Saki!

You risked your life for me.

I would burn the world for you.

Attack!

-Run, run! -Go!

Run! Don’t scream!

Hayati!

Vurali, the gun is jammed!

Come with me to the depot!

Run, save yourself, Halime!

Go!

I can’t take this anymore.

I don’t want to die with secrets!

Serenay, I slept with Hayati in 2000.

Damn it!

That’s why you’re on my nerves!

That’s how I react when I’m embarrassed.

And what am I supposed to do with that?

You were married anyway.

Girl, we only got married in 2001.

He lied to you. Why do you even believe him?

-He played with your pride. -That asshole!

Ah whatever, it happens.

The women before me with Hayati don’t interest me.

Then don’t care who he is with after you.

Hayati! Are you okay?

I’m fine…

Shit.

Best regards.

Music.

Adana, Turkish music.

Brother, I swear we are musicians.

We’re from Adana, we didn’t do anything.

Damn, I told you we’re musicians, he keeps asking the same thing!

Say something like "We’re drifting somewhere, no idea where."

I’ll knock your poetry over your head!

Brother, we’ve been here for three days.

We just wanted to earn money. Please, put that down!

He wants a song.

What?

Sing something.

What am I supposed to sing, Hayati?

Sing something by Ümmü Gülsüm.

If I could sing like that, I wouldn’t be here!

We’re not arguing now, you sing better.

You know…

Nevra…

Come on, show what you can do.

I can’t sing in front of Serenay.

-I’d rather die! -Then die!

-Oh God! -Oh God!

Damn!

What’s going on?

What happened?

Halime!

The madman is here!

Damn, I got scared to death!

What a fire! What a burst! Awesome!

Come here, come here!

II took them all out! I’m the best!

Bravo!

What luck! We’re alive, Hayati!

Congratulate Scarlett too!

Scarlett, God bless you!

Respect!

-Congratulations, sister. -Thanks.

She really loves us, thank God.

-Oh my God. -What is it?

-The alarm. -Fire alarm or what?

No, worse… missile…

Launch in five minutes.

Come on, let’s go.

-What missile? -It’ll just fly over us.

It’ll pass us.

Hey, be a man, stand still!

The missile will fly over!

That’s how missiles work.

That guy is completely shredded.

When it launches, it just goes over us, right?

Let the people behind us deal with it, right?

Look at that, totally shredded! Half of him!

Well…

Didn’t work.

I’ll try, but it won’t work.

Say something, what’s going on? Say something!

In two minutes the missile will hit.

They are really angry at you.

Why are they angry? Did we occupy their country?

We’re musicians, we do concerts!

-Hayati! -What?

They’ve set Adana as the target.

Shit, what?

Adana? No way!

Do they want to kill us?

He’s right, enter a code, any code!

I don’t know the code, only the colonel knew it.

Where is that idiot, did he run away?

I don’t have his number.

So Adana will be gone in two minutes?

That’s what you’re saying?

According to Turkish time or what?

What are you talking about, Serenay?

I don’t even know!

Adana is gone, my gold is gone!

Scarlett, my daughter is in Adana,

let’s at least enter something!

Okay, what should I enter?

When was America’s Independence Day?

-Come on! -July 4th!

Type it!

Zero-four-zero-seven.

Doesn’t work.

Maybe something from us…

Maybe October 29th?

Two-nine-one-zero.

Still doesn’t work.

We’re doing it wrong, he lived in Adana for years!

He drank şalgam, raki, ate kebab, went out partying…

He’s one of us, almost Turkish!

Move aside.

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.

One-two-three-four.

Dude!

The missile stopped!

Damn, you’ll be telling this for 25 years!

I shut down the US system!

-Wait, the password was 1234? -Yes.

Nobody would think of that.

If the devil saw you, he’d question himself, Hayati.

Are they going to put a statue of me in Adana?

Look at him…

Dude!

Saki!

Damn, we were just heroes!

Down!

Damned traitors!

You killed our sheikh!

Do you think this will go unanswered?

What is he saying?

Just put your hands up, surrender.

I’ll give you time.

Pray as much as you can.

-What? -He says say your last prayers.

I know four surahs, that’s enough.

May God accept them.

Unfortunately…

Not accepted.

Ready to die?

No!

You dog!

Son of a bitch!

Damn you!

You bastard!

Do you know who we are?

Do you know what that means?

No war!

Leave the Middle East alone, you pigs!

Translate it!

What am I supposed to translate? You already took him out!

Saki…

Saki, you’ve been hit.

I’m fine, just a graze.

It’s nothing.

Don’t you dare pass out!

As if I would…

Hayati, the colonel is coming!

And now he’s coming!

Alright!

Are you all okay?

He says “alright”!

Man!

Are you back?

We’re here, Hayati.

I swear, you’re a pure-blood American asshole.

You messed everything up, everything escalated.

Just when things calmed down, you appear like the US cavalry out of nowhere.

-Respect, man. -Respect to you too.

Darling?

What?

Darling?

Since when is she your darling?

Did you come back for me?

He said “darling.”

Since when does he say that?

No idea…

Don’t get clingy or you’ll get the bill.

This explodes like a volcano.

We were welcomed like pashas and we’re leaving like kings, right Hayati?

But this oxygen is making me dizzy.

Hayati bro, you really can’t do anything.

You should’ve at least booked economy.

Why are we in first class, Hayati?

We don’t even deserve it.

You’re a total disaster, Hayati.

Everything I was afraid of, I experienced with you.

That’s true. That’s true.

What’s next?

Are we going to install my grandpa’s pacemaker into a remote control?

Everything that happened is your fault.

Who knows what’s coming next…

It was good though.

So we fix everything and I’m the one to blame?

They bombed us!

What were we supposed to do?

They had no cars, no buses…

Were we supposed to jump on a missile and escape?

I just found a train.

Hey, Hayati.

What is it, scaredy-cat?

Traitor.

No, we’re busy right now.

We’ve got lots of wedding gigs.

Henna nights and stuff, we can’t come.

What? Moral night?

Where?

-Kabul. -Kabul?

That was the capital of…

Afghanistan.

He says Kabul.

Nah, probably Kuşadası.

-No way. -Never.

Kabul? No way!

I’m not even driving to Pozantı!

Listen, commander,

your money doesn’t work on us.

Exactly! Well said!

You think money can buy everything.

-Respect. --You can’t buy this!

-100.000 dollars? -What?

What?

100.000 dollars?

What do you think?

-He’s offering 100k? -200k.

100,000 dollars? We’re in!

You know what? Never say never.

-True, brother. -Or?

-Anything is possible in life. -Count me in!

Let’s grab that 100k immediately!

-We’re in, brother. -We’re in, we’re in!

Why are you stopping him? Just say we’re in!

-Send me the info. -Are there bombs in Kabul?

Say hi to Nevra for me.

And from me too! Respect!

Respect! The best!

Kabul is in Afghanistan, right?

We’re flying, don’t worry.

If needed, we’ll walk.

I can handle weapons, even bombs.

There are flights to Kabul!

-He greets you too! -Of course!

-200,000! -Okay, enough!

I’m going crazy with excitement

Oh my God…

-What are you doing, belly dancer now? -Exactly.