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In here, babe.

Honey.

Something wrong?

No. No.

Well, I guess you two don't need any introductions, do you?

He knows.

Please, Mark, forgive me.

I'm sorry. I love you. I really should be going. Sit down. Please, I won't do

it again.

Please. Please forgive me. What do you think, Sam?

Think she'll do it again? Look, it happens.

She's sorry, me too.

Let me go and you'll never hear from me again.

You stay a while.

I want you to do something for me. Please, Mark, let him go.

Don't, Sam, please. Just get out of here. Just leave us alone.

You cocksucker!

You think you can fuck around with other people's wives and split when the going

gets rough?

What are you going to do?

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, I'm really sorry.

You like my wife, don't you?

I think she's a very sweet girl.

Actually, I think I'm in love with her.

Very touching.

How about you, my dear?

Do you like Sam?

You were always away. He was just someone.

Tell me something, Sam.

You think my wife's a good fuck?

Huh?

Cat got your tongue?

Did she give you good head?

I think she gives great head. What's the purpose of this?

Fuck my wife, Sam.

No. You shut up. You're gonna fuck my wife one more time, Sam.

Look, enough is enough.

Sit down!

You fucked my wife behind my back, you're gonna fuck her again now.

Why, Mark, why?

You like being deceitful?

I like being kinky.

This is insane.

You're going on a little cruise, my dear.

Please don't do this.

Well, I'm going out of town for a little while.

Why are you doing this? You just better enjoy this, because this is going to be

the last fuck you get for a while.

I'm going to send you on an all-girls cruise.

How do you like that?

Okay now, cocksucker. You fucker.

You better make it a worthy performance or you're dead.

Okay, you cocksucker.

Licker pussy.

You insist.

Okay, get that tongue in there.

Licker pussy.

Yeah, long strokes.

Stick your tongue in there and move it around.

Yeah.

Now you like that, huh?

Spread it so I can see it.

See, it gets pretty hot, huh, Sharon?

Fuck her, Sam.

Yeah, you better enjoy this, bitch.

You're not going to be getting it for a long time.

Fuck her, Sam.

Fuck her harder.

Harder. Come on, you son of a bitch.

Yeah, anyway stick it all the way in Hope it hurts yeah fucker hearty you son

of a bitch

Let me see it come in her face.

So you like that, huh?

Yeah.

Good.

Come on, Sam.

Abuse her.

Come on, let me see you come, you bastard.

There you go.

Now you get the fuck out of my house and don't ever let me see you around here

again. All right.

You come with me, damn it.

Wait, go with me. You'll see. Come on.

Gee, I wonder if I'm getting sunburned.

Hi, Mark.

How you doing? Hi, baby.

What took you so long?

This bitch here.

Come on.

Do you want to go for a swim later on?

Let go of me.

Just shut up.

Put me down. God damn it. Put me down, you bastard. Shut up, you bitch. You

stand still.

Untie me, you goddamn bastard.

Fuck around on me. We'll see how much fun it is.

Sit there and watch this.

Untie me. God damn it. I'll untie you when I'm good and ready. Shut up and

watch. Mark, please.

Hi, girl.

Sorry it took me so long over there. It's your turn now.

I had to take care of that.

Oh, good.

You eat your heart out over there.

Yeah, how's it look to you? I hate you.

Isn't this fun to watch?

Bastard. Boy, you work fast.

Why don't you get undressed, too?

Damn.

Why don't you lay

back?

All right.

Get to the good stuff.

Ooh, look at that.

What a pretty thing.

It feels so good.

Hope she's watching all of this.

Oh, she is.

What

a

way to get even.

You want to get involved in this?

Yeah, Mark.

Okay, let me lay down and how about a double hit of blowjob?

Oh, that sounds cute.

Oh,

that's good, girls.

Now, now, let's not get greedy.

There's plenty to go around.

Look at that bitch. I got tied up over there fuck around on me

Go

down

on it all the way

It's great.

Who can suck it all the way?

Head away.

Give some to Cindy now.

Love it.

That bitch gets her eye full of this.

Oh, Mark.

Why don't you come up here and do a little puppy position?

You can bring up the rear.

Is she watching?

That's enough for you.

Your turn, Colleen.

Lay down.

At least let me come in and join you.

I loved you.

I love you too, babe.

And now we understand each other.

Have a good time on your cruise.

Because I'm going to have a ball.

Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to help us into the car?

Right away, ma'am.

People coming to, I ask myself.

People daydreaming, thinking of God knows what instead of getting on with

what they're meant to be doing. Quit it, Aunt Martha.

The princess, oh, and don't drive too fast. Don't pick on everyone.

You should learn to have more respect, Laura. Your father wouldn't approve, you

know.

It's a good thing I'm sending you on this cruise.

You do appreciate that, Laura, don't you?

You have a chance to do some serious thinking without hindrance from any

persistent young gentleman.

Yes, I'm glad there won't be any men on board.

It's a good thing Agnes Middleton told me about this cruise.

Don't worry, Laura, you won't have any problem finding some compatible

companionship. The entire ship will be filled with rich young ladies.

I've even heard that many men that have to go away on business are sending their

wives on board.

Makes sense to me with all this unashamed adultery going on.

Don't think that I don't know what smutty indecency goes on these days.

It's filth, that's what it is.

Filth. Men aren't men anymore.

They don't even look like men with their long, greasy hair.

Agnes Middleton was shopping on Main Street last week when she saw this man.

She thought it was a woman at first. I'm not surprised from what she told me.

Long hair I'm getting used to, but he had painted fingernails and earrings.

Agnes said he was so dirty his smell was making him really ill.

It's a good thing you're getting away from some of that smut, Laura.

Soon you'll be 18, unfortunately.

Then you'll most probably do as you please. But right now you do just as

you're told, and believe me, one day you'll thank me.

Driver, how much longer is it now?

I'm nearly there.

Brilliant idea, this all-ladies cruise ship. Quite remarkable to have a female

captain. I'm not contradicting myself, Laura. Even emancipated women can retain

their grace and femininity.

I'm all for you being a career girl, you know.

We'll soon be there.

Now, Laura, let's have a look at you.

Laura, what are you doing?

Yeah, I know the boat. It's 3,000 bucks per trip. Even the crew's all female.

You're wasting your time. It's impossible.

It's fantastic.

Just imagine a boatload of delicious, horny, mouth-watering broads on an ocean

cruise for six weeks and not one dude aboard.

Yeah, well, a lot of guys have tried it. We won't even get past the guards.

We won't, huh?

Is that everyone on the list?

Apparently, we have everyone checked off.

Okay, let's inform the captain. We're ready to go.

Okay, Lieutenant, let's put some juice into those engines.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Cast off lines.

How should I know?

I thought you said you knew this boat.

I said I knew of it.

Somewhere in here there's a dormitory.

Way to go, man.

That was mine.

Oh, man, I love her.

Pick your own, man. Just enough to choose from.

You're mine. Thank you.

What's your name?

My name?

You're a big girl, aren't ya? Yes, I was born this way.

Eat my pussy now!

Nobody's perfect.

Hey, I got a good idea.

Why don't the three of us, uh...

Go somewhere else.

I'm feeling sexy.

You're getting very, very horny.

I'm getting horny.

Pussy's getting very hot and very wet.

It's getting hotter and wetter.

I'm getting wet.

It's so hot and wet.

Horny.

Very horny.

Pussy is pulsating.

It needs a cock.

It needs a big, hard cock.

What does your pussy need?

My pussy needs a cock.

I think so, too.

Oh, you're cute.

You're cute, too.

I think he's the best-looking girl around.

Oh, yeah, suck a dick.

That's nice and hard.

Nice big clits.

Nice big cock.

Yeah,

share that hunk of meat.

Alright.

all right

Of course, I'm going to ride you like one god damn it.

You want to get sucked in?

hot drink and some wine.

Look at you. Your mascara's a mess and you look like a damn whore.

I wouldn't talk if I were you, sweetie pie.

This is ridiculous.

What are we doing here?

He came straight out of screaming.

That's preposterous.

Lieutenant, have the guards search the deck. I'm going to get to the bottom of

this.

Uh-uh.

No Rose Wells.

That's funny. I wonder who that was then.

I don't know, but I'll tell you. There's a couple strange things going on around

here. This morning a couple deckhands said they saw a flying monster.

Flying monster.

I wonder.

I better go check this side. Okay.

How ugly can one get?

Don't be mean. They can't help it.

Looking for Cinderella.

What do we do now?

Stack natural.

See the movie 10?

Well, there goes a couple of ones.

Oh, hi there, sweetie.

What's your name?

I'm Laura Lloyd Walker. What's yours?

Um...

I'm not sure, Captain, but there is a possibility that there's a stowaway

aboard. In that case, Lieutenant, I suggest you find her.

Hey, Roscoe, how about getting some of that fruit medicine now?

Yeah, you bet.

Fuck, it's locked.

Shit.

It's a maid.

I don't want to fuck the maid. She's not my type. Fuck the maid. She's got the

key. Come on.

Yeah, okay.

Oh,

hi,

Melanie. Oh, yeah. Well, is it right?

Yes, I just came by to... Throat medicine, you promised me.

By the way, what room are you in?

Well, what difference does it make?

Yes, well... Well, how about it then?

How about what?

Are you kidding?

Well, you've got some kind of nerve.

What do you think you're doing?

She says sure of it.

Well? Well.

Hey,

you've got a great body.

You think she has a great body, Ross?

Real nice.

You think you're very clever, don't you?

Hey, you want to eat her pussy first?

That's okay. You go ahead. Oh, thanks.

Well, I'm not going to fight you.

Hey, I think you should get some head.

You think you should get some head, Ross?

Yeah, she owes me some. Yeah, I think she does.

Hey, it's so wet.

what is the mouth oh yeah no i don't have to

join it

I think she wants to get a spot for me ass, don't you think so?

I think she needs to get a spot. Hey, why don't you switch places with her?

You're on. All right.

I'm shy.

You don't always get an opportunity like this.

As they say in the major leagues, double play.

Nice tush.

She's got a great tush, you know that, Ross?

Yeah.

She's a good head.

You hear me complain?

Oh, down they go.

A person's job is never done. Oh, right.

I should have pursed her lips.

Yeah, there's some work.

I gotta hand it to you.

I gotta hand it to her.

Take your hand.

What? Are you crazy?

Fuck her, Roscoe. Fuck her.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. God.

Now let me see. You were making beds when all of a sudden two ugly women

burst in and ripped off your clothes? Yes.

Yes. Oh, you better take the rest of the day off. Lieutenant, will you see

Harriet to her quarters?

I can't.

Trouble. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. This is a small boat.

Whoever it is, we'll find them. We better, Lieutenant. We've got far too

much at stake this trip for anything to go wrong.

Far too much at stake.

Banzai.

I'm telling you, that's a guy.

She does look kind of muscular.

She's a he.

I'm Chanel.

What? Do you mean he's one of those transvest whatever?

Transvest my ass. He's a horny mother.

All right, Nancy.

One hundred dollars.

She's a guy. You keep it.

But if she's a she, you don't worry.

She ain't.

Oh, oh, pardon me. It's me. Oh, my mistake.

Oh, would you like to dance?

Fine. Okay.

So what does a bosun do?

I take care of the ducks.

Oh, would you like to go down on the deck with me?

I can't go six weeks without a cock.

Well, I've never been without one.

I've heard rumors there was a man on board.

Really?

Wish you'd pay me a visit.

I'm sorry.

share myself anytime.

Take him away.

What the fuck is this?

Hi there.

Oh. All right,

all right, all right, all right.

I'll be fair to you girls. Viv, you help me afterwards.

Rescue your friend?

Exactly. You fuck us all?

All of you. It's a deal. All right.

Good. Hot spot there.

I can't wait.

Eternal time.

Why don't you pass it along?

I bet that feels good.

That's it. Suck my cock, baby. Suck it.

Let's give somebody a little chance here.

I don't think

it'll

reach that far.

But we'll try.

We'll try.

I'm a man of my word.

I promise you're fucking.

I'm going to give you a fucking.

Thank you.

You like that, huh?

Oh, you like it.

Yeah. Give it to her.

Push.

Look good?

Look good?

Oh, I bet you like it.

Now it feels real good.

Hey,

it's my turn. Your turn? Yeah.

I feel so good.

got a special treat

is missing, everyone will think that she's fallen overboard, until of course

they receive the ransom demand from the kidnappers.

Then we'll simply have the patrol officers search Laura's cabin, whereupon

they'll conveniently find Captain Scabbard's calling card. This doesn't

sound too kosher. Captain Scabbard. Seems like I've heard that name

somewhere before.

You have. He's a ruthless white slave trader.

Then we'll have the unfortunate task of radioing the mainland that the most

notorious pirate of this century has just kidnapped for ransom one of our

passengers

No. No.

What are you going to do?

Give me no trouble, girl.

Trumpets my name. Now blow it.

What are you going to do?

No, don't.

Don't.

That's it.

Blow that trumpet.

I like some big and strong.

Tiger, my man, she's all yours.

I'm after something a little more dainty. Come here, pussy.

I like some with fire.

I'm going to get you. Here I go.

having a little fun.

Fun? They just raped half my ship.

Well, you should be grateful they haven't raped the other half.

Now, about my reward.

Reward? Yes, my reward.

Come here, you little tart. Let's scabbard tickle your little hair pie.

Get away from me. Come on now.

No, no.

Sit down here.

One more word and I blow you apart.

Come on, take these things off. Let's scabbard see.

Come on.

Don't waste any time, you little tot. Take it off. I said take it off. No.

Tot.

Oh, what do we hear?

Oh, my goodness. Look at those little nouns.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Get your hands off of me. Oh, you're going to like this, you little

tot. No.

Let the scabbard suck your little jewels.

Come on, take those things off.

Yes, you're going to like that.

Take this off now. Come on.

Scaven will help you.

Yes.

Back up in the chair now.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's scaven see what your little fur pie looks like.

Let's see.

Let's see what a pirate looks like under this.

Turn around, let's scab and fuck you.

Come on, you little wench.

Go deep inside.

And you're mine.

sticks.

Well, are we ready? Let's go get them.

Come on, you louts. Where are you?

Drop it. Beak. Tiger face.

Get in here, you horny bastards.

Well, blow me.

patty cake

So,

God, I'm coming.

Don Perignon, 1962.

How many kids should we have?

At least a dozen.

You know? What?

I was just thinking if my Aunt Martha could see us now.

Oh, baby, I missed you so much.

Can you ever forgive me for being such a bastard?

Sure, honey, I love you.

You had a nice vacation.

Anything exciting happen in the cruise?

Are you kidding? I've never been so bored in all my life.

First of all, the moment I stepped on the boat, I was seasick. I spent the

rest of the time in my cabin.

It was, oh, it was just dullsville. I don't see how anything like that could

be termed exciting.

I have some ship's business to attend to. I'd be more than happy to

accommodate you all a little bit later. Is that all right? Can you just hold on

a little while, please?

Just a little while. I will be back.

Good morning, Lieutenant.

Good morning, Captain.

Shall I set up a new course, Captain?

Yes, you can come straight here.