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Hey, Finn.

Oh, hey. What's up?

I broke it off with Ben.

Whoa. I'm sorry.

It's fine.

It was for the best. So I wanted to thank you.

For what?

You were the one that talked some sense into me.

I wasn't thinking clearly.

Honestly, I was scared I would offend you. I can be a little blunt sometimes.

No, not at all.

It reminds me of Bailey, actually.

So does that mean she found out?

No, but now she doesn't have to.

Listen, I know it probably sucks right now, but you deserve somebody who

doesn't want to hide you. Trust me, I've been there.

Thanks, Finn.

But now that we're being honest with each other, you and Ivy?

Sorry, I'm shameless. I gossip.

But I heard you two were dating.

Oh, yeah.

We're definitely dating.

Cool.

You two just don't seem... What?

Never mind. That was totally unfair.

I have my own issues with Ivy. But good for you two.

Thanks. See you later.

We fly so high We fly together We are

a girl gang like birds of a feather We fly so high We fly

together

We are a girl game like birds of a feather.

Guess what

time

it is?

Too early in the morning o'clock.

No, silly. It's showtime. Today's the double date with Theo and Petra.

Oh. Right.

This is our chance to show everyone how in love and perfect we are for each

other. I don't know, Ivy. That kind of thing is hard to fake.

No, it's not. Trust me. All you have to do is look cute and be affectionate.

Leave the rest to me.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

I didn't mean it like that.

Trust me. It'll be fine.

You're a poet.

Dazzle them with your words. And remember, there's a prize at the end of

all of this.

Sweet, sweet relief.

No more poppy.

Dude, you have to start distancing yourself from girls before things get

too serious.

That's what I did with Chelsea.

It's okay, Zander.

We all know Chelsea dusted you with the text. You don't know the real story.

Chill, Zander. She dumped you for the new kid. We all know that. If you don't

shut your mouth. Hey, hey, hey.

Both of you break it up right now. This isn't your business, Stiles.

Get out of the way. Well, it will be my business if half the football team is

beat up over a joke.

Maybe we should have gotten rid of both of you.

What do you mean by that?

Nothing.

Oh, you've got something in your hair.

Oh, Finn, you have something on your shirt.

Boys can be so messy.

Right, but me and Theo really balance each other well.

So, how'd you guys meet?

Oh, um, at English class, I asked for her number. He wrote me a letter. I

wrote her a letter, and I asked for her number in the letter.

Sweet, right?

Adorable.

I was actually the one who asked out Theo.

We had been friends for so long, but I felt something, and I really wanted to

take a chance.

Big step for this Pisces.

Wow, yeah.

Sometimes you really have to go after what you want.

Thanks, babe.

This is great. You know, we never get time with other couples.

We should plan something else.

What do you guys like to do?

Oh, um, you know, the usual couple stuff.

Picnics, watching movies together.

Partaking in conversation.

Par what?

He means talking on the phone.

Oh, yeah, and, um...

Listening to music.

Like what?

Taylor Swift. Pink Floyd.

Pink Floyd?

It's for sure more of Finn's thing, but you know, relationships are all about

discovering each other's interests.

And now it's like my number one.

What's your favorite album?

Oh, uh, the... Wall.

The Wall.

See? Duh! We're already finishing each other's sentences.

That is so sweet. I could never get into views.

brainy robotics and crossword stuff.

It's always good to be self-aware.

Wait, that's what I always say.

Wow, you guys are so great. We should really do this again.

I gotta go and finish the essay, though, so I'll see you guys later, okay?

See ya!

Whoa! Why can I never get this?

You just need to be patient with it.

There you go.

You are a wizard.

Hey, what's going on? I've barely seen you.

Nothing.

I just wish you'd talk to me.

I... Honestly, I was a little thrown off by you joining the team.

Of course. I would be too if it was the other way around. But it was stupid. I

don't want to let anyone or anything get in the way of our friendship.

Me neither.

And now that you're on the team, we have to look out for each other even more.

Even Ivy and JJ.

It is what it is.

I'm heading home, but I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

Hey, want to get a coffee at Junior's? Maybe I still owe you one. I'm sorry, I

really have to go home.

What's going on at home?

Excuse me?

You're always tense when you get a text.

And that bruise on your wrist the other day?

JJ, you can talk to me if something's not right at home.

I just have things to take care of.

I don't have a brother to share the responsibilities like you, so... JJ, I

just want to help.

Well, you can't.

Come on, man.

Spit it out, huh?

What was Xander talking about?

Bailey.

Bailey?

What about Bailey? We thought... We knew she wasn't going to work out with the

team. She didn't have the chops to get us to state, so we... So you what?

A few of us thought it would be better to handle it earlier rather than later,

so I... I handled it.

So you're telling me that you got Bailey kicked off the team because you missed

her kick on purpose?

Whoa, whoa.

It's not all on me, man. I asked you which side you were on, and you said you

were with us.

Dude, you're our captain.

She would only take away from your spotlight.

We were only doing what we thought you wanted, deep down.

This?

This isn't what I wanted.

Ungrateful, good-for-nothing moocher! After everything that I have done for

you! Oh, please!

The government is paying for everything, including your booze! What'd I tell you

about smart-mouthing me?

Don't you walk away from me!

9-1-1, what is your emergency?

I... I need help.

I think my friend is in danger.

Next time on Chicken Girls.

Ivy, you've been here for like five minutes.

Attaway Dance is an institution.

Have you even heard of Chicken Girls? If we really want to sell this whole

relationship, we really need to get to know each other better.

How? My boss, she spends with my ex.

Remember Spike?

Yeah, totally.

Hard to forget.

Next time on Attaway General.

Are you still upset about that guy dying?

Really? Yeah.

Really.

Next time on Juniors. My mom doesn't get off work until 7.

We could have the whole house to ourselves.

How long are you going to be mad at me for that stupid picture? You're

rationalizing your behavior.

You know your mom would do in this situation.

Why do you keep comparing me to her?