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Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Layla.

Happy birthday to you.

You guys.

Your two passions?

Chicken girls and skateboarding. Oh my gosh, I love it.

In more good news, I got a rehearsal early so we can do Tuesday tea.

What? I have election stuff.

My grandma's doing cake.

So? It's just me and Belle then.

Oh, sorry.

Leo McCoy asked if I want to go to the mall tonight.

Oh. Cool.

Happy birthday.

Thanks.

thou lovest me then steal forth thy father's house tomorrow night very

close might i say the burp was a nice touch it's all a jitterbug i've learned

these lines cold though because my dad is taking paid leave to watch the show

tomorrow you've got this

Hello? Gus?

You're the one that sent me this?

Lock the door.

Are you sure it's really the best idea to be meeting in the girls' bathroom?

It's the only place where Eggie can't find me.

What about Simone?

She's making Six Raiders redecorate her locker.

Don't ask.

Why should I trust you?

Eggie's my best friend, but he has a lot of growing up to do before something

like this. You can say that again.

Most people are nerds and jocks and Harry Potter fans.

They live in awe of the popular kids.

But they also could turn against them. Popular kids are the 1%. You need to go

after the other 99.

Just a sec!

Morning, Brittany!

Who are we talking to in here? No one.

It's not like you were talking to someone.

No, really. I was just singing.

What song?

I don't... I don't... Whoa, wait! I really wouldn't go in there.

Gross.

I was thinking we go to the food court and get an order of fries.

Harm, are you even listening?

Sorry, I'm just nervous about rehearsal.

So you don't have a problem with me dating Leo?

Nope. Of course not.

I just think you should be careful.

Careful? Why?

I just don't want you to get hurt.

Isn't it kind of weird how all of a sudden he just started liking you?

Instead of you, you mean? No, that's not what I meant.

Good. So then we won't have a problem.

Nope. I gotta go practice my lines.

Jealous?

I didn't take you for the decorating type.

All of the younger girls want to be on Power Surge, so they'll do anything I

ask. Were you always this evil?

My locker's spreading cheer and joy.

What you did to Belle was cruel.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

What did Belle even do to you?

Not Belle. Harmony.

You should watch out for her. She'll be your best friend one day and cut you the

next. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get my Spanish textbook.

Also, happy birthday.

Your plan is ambitious, but will anyone care?

The zero carbon clear plan is what Attaway needs and wants.

Some students say Eggie's plan offers more immediate benefits.

Anyone who thinks phone time is more important than breathing clean air

should transfer schools.

Can I quote you on that?

Yeah. Go for it.

Eggie used to be my boyfriend, so I can tell you firsthand that his whole

campaign is built on empty promises.

No pop quizzes, free snacks, cell phones.

The popular kids need to lie to stay together, and that's exactly what Eggie

is doing to win.

So, is this election about popularity?

You bet your socks it is. I am running on behalf of the everyday kid in

Attaway. The one who got bullied by Eggie, or teased by Simone, or put down

by any of these so-called cool kids.

Have you experienced this personally?

Not only has Eggie bullied me, he has copied my homework and nearly got me

suspended.

That's quite the accusation. I know.

Let me be very clear. If Eggie gets elected, Attaway will look just like his

report card. A total failure.

Don't you need someone else to play?

I'm just practicing, but yeah, generally a two-person game.

You could teach me.

Since when are you interested in board games?

Since I found out that cool guys like you were into it.

You didn't think I was cool last semester.

Well, I was younger then, less mature. My standards for boys were way too low.

But now I know I'll catch when I see it.

Sure, whatever.

Listen, I'm going to cut to the chase with you because that's who I am.

You and I should go out. I mean, we would be great together. People are

already shipping us.

Jitany, Borden.

I'm cool with either.

You do realize I have a girlfriend.

Let's be honest, you and Harmony are cute, but you're not endgame.

And Katie says she's already moved on to that Leo kid.

I'm just suggesting that maybe you do the same.

Just think about it.

Why are you doing this dumb play?

You're not an actor.

I'm basically as much of an actor as you are a politician.

Well, I'd be doing better if my campaign manager was working harder.

What are you trying to say?

I used to be up ten points.

Clearly you're not working hard enough.

And where were you this morning?

I was in the bathroom.

Well, you better step it up, Gus.

What are they all looking at?

Why are they all looking at me?

You're gonna want to see this.

What?

You got my vote, Claire.

Eggie stinks.

What is happening?

Looks like my last interview paid off.

Are you sure that's a good idea? You don't really want to stoop to Eggie's

level, do you?

Sometimes in politics, you have to sling the mud.

It ain't pretty, but it works.

Okay, whatever you say. I gotta get to rehearsal.

You nervous?

You look like that one time you ate too much cotton candy, then went on the tilt

-a-whirl.

I'm pretty sure that was your idea, and you're the one who laughed at me when I

threw up.

Good times.

I'm sure you're gonna be great, though.

Yeah, I just gotta keep on cramming.

Come here. Lie centered.

Yep.

Remember, you two have left your whole lives behind so you can be together.

You're exhausted, and you're lost, and you're setting up camp for the night.

Whenever you're ready.

We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good, and Terry for the comfort of the

day. Be it so, Lysander.

Find you out a bed, for upon this bank will rest my head.

One turf shall serve as pillow for us both.

One heart, one bed.

Two bosoms and one trough.

Nay, good Lysander, for my sake, my dear, lie further off yet, do not lie so

near. Oh, take the sense, sweet of my innocence, love takes the meaning in

love's conference.

Wait,

Harmony, wait up.

Harmony, wait up.

What is wrong with you? That was disgusting.

I just had too much jitterbug. That was humiliating. Do you think toying with

people is funny?

How am I toying with you? It's just a play. It's not real. It's make-believe.

I am such an idiot. Maybe I don't mean anything to you, but you don't get to

treat people like that.

That's not what I meant.

Okay, am I interrupting something here? Because I thought we had plans.

Well, now isn't really the best time.

Right. I see how it is.

You okay?

Yeah, I just need a minute. We're taking ten.

I promise I'm not crying. It's just so stupid.

You shouldn't feel stupid. He was a jerk, but a total charmer.

What he did wasn't cool.

You were doing great before he messed you up. You're gonna be amazing.

Ready to go back in there?

Not in the mood right now.

No, you're gonna want to see this She

tearing down her own flyers, what do we do with this we leak

it Next

week on chicken girls

Sorry, I'm late.

How's it going? Not well.

Nobody's buying my donuts.

Maggie has dirt on me, and he's planning to leak it on Monday. I thought you told

Leo you weren't interested.

I don't get it, Harmony. You don't change your bio, and then you lie about

talking to him? What else don't I know?