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Good, you're awake.
I'm just here to do some laundry, some tidying.
Aw, thank you so much, Evie. You're a godsend.
It's okay. I'm just doing my job.
You know, I'm going insane on bed rest.
The surgery was so minor and I feel fine, but you know, doctor's orders.
I've really appreciated having you around to help my wife and I.
You'll feel better soon.
I just know it.
I'm going to go get some more supplies. I'll be right back. Okay, sure thing.
Hey, I wanted to thank you as well for looking after my wife's needs while I'm
out of action.
Yeah, I don't usually take care of needs like that, but just seeing the two
of you together is so inspiring. The way you guys are both so just open-minded
and affectionate with each other.
Honestly, it's my pleasure to do anything and everything that you guys
need. I do love that girl.
Did she leave you a lot of washing this week?
Yes, but I don't mind. I actually love folding laundry.
I've been telling her for ages, though.
She makes me... You don't need to change outfits twice in a day.
But she looks so good.
Yeah, I guess, but still.
She can look good in one outfit as well.
And save you work.
More time I get to spend around here. Yeah, I guess I shouldn't really
complain though because normally it's me doing it. So at least I don't have to do
it at the moment.
How are you feeling overall?
Honestly, I feel okay actually. I'm not in too much pain. Okay.
I like her voices.
Hi, welcome sweetie.
Hi honey, how are you? Good, how's work?
Oh god, it's Johnson again.
I'm just waiting for them to sack that guy. It's driving me insane.
You always have a lot to say about him, but I'm sure you're not the only one by
the sounds of it. No, you know it, but I don't want to talk about work.
How's your day been going? How are you feeling?
Yeah, okay. I mean, I've been good today. Okay. Stayed in bed, watched some
TV shows.
What TV shows? They better not have been any of ours.
Plus not. You would kill me if I did that. No way.
I just watched some crappy, I don't know, like, you know, reality TV stuff.
All those streaming platforms. It's just a bunch of gobbledygook. Yeah. All the
ones that you say that are ridiculous.
Well, as long as you enjoyed yourself and it was a good day. Yeah.
It was pretty good, yeah. Although I'm going crazy in this bed.
I know. I can only imagine.
Yeah. But you're doing so good.
Yeah. I heard that there was quite a bit of washing this week.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah. You've been having too much company. It's my fault.
But I want to keep you entertained while you're on your back.
You don't have to get dressed a million times in a day to entertain me, though.
Wow. I mean, you look beautiful. Thank you. Some things call for a costume
change. Yeah.
True, I guess.
I don't know.
I need to go get my nails done this week.
Actually, that's not a bad idea. I'll have the manicurist come.
Where do you get your nails done? Well, I was about to ask you because your
nails look beautiful, Evie.
Oh, they do.
I just got them done just when I was heading over here. Oh, that's really
convenient.
I'm a saint.
Why are you?
Giving me shit to Evie. Well, I just know that you can be a little demanding
when you're bored.
Yeah, fair.
But I need something to do, so I might as well... Have you tried Sudoku?
I got you that book last week. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I just find it
really boring. Maybe I should buy some paint-by-numbers or something.
Oh, that's not a bad idea, actually.
You just hang them all over the... You know that space out in the living room
that I've been wanting to put something on for ages?
Oh, my God. Yes, perfect. And it'll be your own little masterpiece.
Yeah. What a good idea.
I don't know what to put on it. We could invite over the neighbors.
We could have a whole paint-by-numbers party.
No. You know I hate them.
Sorry, but... Amanda's so stuck up.
They're the only ones that are, like, in the close proximity. And you know I like
using their lawnmower.
I have something to admit with the neighbors.
You're going to kill me. Oh, you haven't.
You haven't. I've been pranking them when we've been over there.
Say it again. I've been pranking them while we've been over there. What have
you been doing?
So, last time we were over there, you remember her birthday? Uh-huh.
That was the luau, right? Yeah, I switched the salt and the sugar.
Oh, you can.
You're so not.
And then I also might have put their dry clothes back in the washing machine.
And now they smell like mold.
But she just thinks, don't you hear her scream sometimes and she thinks she's
losing her mind and it's kind of fun and I just want to keep doing it. I wonder
what she's screaming about.
Well, she thinks she's going crazy, but it's just me.
That's what she gets for...
Being up until 3 a.m. in the morning, I can't take it anymore.
Well, I think this is a good outlet for you, so I'm not as disappointed as, you
know, what you did last time with our last neighbor.
What did she do last time?
Oh, my goodness. Would you believe that's why the HOA is pissed at us?
What did you do?
They got mad at us because of the mailbox.
Yeah, I know. I put a fish in that mailbox.
a fish yeah it's like so my friend is very naughty and she she taught me how
to do all this bad stuff to people if they piss me off so basically if you
mail someone a fish it starts to rot on the way in the post and then by the time
it arrives it'll just destroy the place that smell
If anyone ever pisses you off, I'm the girl to come to.
She's talented, this one. You should see what she's able to do when she's not on
her back.
This is why she's so kind to me. Because if she pisses me off...
But sometimes I like pissing you off.
I love y'all's relationship.
We have fun here. Thank you.
I'd never do anything like that to you, Evie, but don't worry because you're so
good at your job and I would be nowhere without you.
Oh, I love taking care of both of you.
She is so good. Have you seen what she did downstairs?
No, what did she do? I mean, I'm stuck up here.
Can you take photos and send me? She alphabetized a spice rack. My God. She's
incredible. I would literally cum in my pants if I could see that right now.
It's just more efficient.
It's very efficient.
She's so good at it. There's just something about a really clean wardrobe
or a really clean cupboard or anything like that that just really gets my
energy going. You know what I mean? Oh, I do know what you mean.
I just love being efficient. It's so important to me.
You're right. Well, then you're in the right business, I guess. I mean, I like
it when other people do it. I'm just really not great at it myself. That's
why you have me. You don't have to worry.
Exactly.
Oh, by the way, honey.
Yeah? We have to remember to put in that donation for the charity ball at some
point this week. Oh, God.
Thank you for reminding me. I completely forgot about that.
Which charity?
Sophie's obsessed with saving the turtles.
Oh, that's so cute.
You're so sweet.
Yeah, it's only because I went and studied ecology in college.
She's got all of the ologies.
Geology.
You always rev me up so much, baby.
Well, I'm proud of you. I appreciate it. You guys are just so cute.
I don't know. I just think it's really important to understand the world.
It's a big world.
Yeah. You know, we don't know half of what's going on in the ocean. We know
more about space than we do the ocean. Is that true? Did I make that up? No,
no. I think that's true. It's true.
Yeah. And the ocean has so many little communities that we don't even know
about.
There's whole octopus kingdoms.
Oh, now that's cool.
Yeah. I see you've been really keeping up to date on all of the animal things.
All the animal things, yes.
Anyway, that's enough about my college studies.
It gets boring. She always talks about it. When we have dinners with friends
and stuff like that, she always brings up what I studied, and then we end up on
these two-hour-long conversations about cool facts, which is fun and all, but
she's heard them all.
She's trying to show you off. I think that's so cute. I know, but still.
Oh, actually, that reminds me. I bought new cleaning products and they are ocean
safe. So you'll have to let me know if they're good or not.
Yes, I will.
I'm actually, this one is one of those. I knew you'd want me to use this one.
Yeah, I'm just curious. That's where you put the tablets in the water.
Yeah, but I haven't tried it yet. So I'm curious to see what you think,
especially from a professional.
You got it. I'll make sure to tell you.
I think I want to buy that dress that I was showing you last night for the gala.
Okay. Yeah. But is that going to go with what we already have down there?
Yeah. I think it'll be fine. I was just worried that you would get mad at the
price because it's technically not on sale anymore.
Okay. Well, we really should have gotten that while it was still Labor Day. I
can't help it now, can I?
All right. Well. If I buy that, maybe then I'll buy you.
what have you been wanting a lot lately? Have you got that espresso machine that
you've been wanting? Oh, I would like that. That's like total girl math,
right?
And I know you love a girl math that if I buy something that's expensive and
then you get something that's expensive, then it cancels itself out, right? I
heard that.
Yeah, okay, deal.
I will sort that out because I've got all these hours sitting here doing
absolutely nothing.
You're not doing nothing.
You're learning about the world.
I'm doing a lot of shopping.
Wait, besides the damn dresser, what did you get this week? Nothing.
That doesn't sound very sure.
Just some books and a really nice little bracelet that you will like.
Nothing.
And just a little bracelet and I
might have gotten us a new couch.
And that's it. That's it. You got a new couch. We just got the last one. But
it's round.
It's useless. Look at it sitting in the back there. Like, it's just like a weird
shape. Oh, you mean the one up here? Yeah. Okay, fair. I think you made the
right choice. You've been complaining about it for ages, so we might as well
just get rid of it. And I think someone will buy that really quickly.
Because that chair is very retro, and retro's in right now.
It's just annoying me. We do love our mid-century modern.
You're such a mid-century modern girl.
I am.
I wish I could still prank Amanda at the moment. I wonder, maybe I should do the
fish thing on her.
Well, I think maybe that one's starting to, they're going to know.
They're going to know.
Let's get creative.
No, we can go see her this week. It's fine. I would really appreciate that. I
don't want to ostracize ourselves from the entire neighborhood.
Evie, you can come if you want.
Oh, I'd love to. Are you sure, though? I don't want to be a bother.
How could you be a bother?
You're practically part of the family now. Oh, well, I hope I'm around for a
while. Oh, we'll definitely be keeping you around.
Yeah, I just... Also, I find them easier to deal with when there's more people
because I, you know, I can only take them in small doses, but if they are
having to talk to 20 people, then I get them in small doses and I don't have to
stress about it.
You just have to focus on healing. That's the most important.
Really? I thought you meant healing psychologically from Amanda. And I was
like, what?
No. She is a bitch, but she's not that bad.
I only have five days left, really. I think I should be able to do everything
now. I just can't wait to get out of this damn bed.
Well, don't rush it. You know that your rest is important for your recovery.
I really just want to go bike riding again.
Where do you go?
We go to this, like, park at the Seawall. Do you know the one? Oh, yes. I
love that park.
Actually, I have been doing yoga there, and I saw that you guys had a yoga mat,
so I cleaned that one up.
Oh, that's actually not mine. That's Gloria's. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm
definitely not a yoga person. That's all her.
Oh. We love doing yoga together sometimes, but we go to that park, and
we have a picnic after every time. Oh, that sounds amazing.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. I've been trying to get more limber. I mean, maybe it would have
helped me avoid the surgery, honestly, if I had listened to you more. I will
give you that, honey.
Well, it's not just good for the body. It's good for the spirit, too.
I know.
I just, I don't know.
I mean, look at me. I, like, struggle to sit still even in this bed. What am I
going to do with yoga for an hour?
Like, I can't meditate. Center yourself.
I can't meditate.
It's more active than that, of course. Oh, my God. Am I the only one?
Apparently. Well, you're definitely not the only one.
Yeah, let me take it.
Oh, thank you, honey. You're welcome.
I'm more of a Pilates girl myself.
Oh, are you? Yeah. I've done it a few times, but I can't really get into it.
Maybe I'm doing something wrong.
She likes all that extra machinery.
Oh. It's fun.
My abs burning as well. I love the feeling of that. Yeah.
It makes me feel really powerful.
And it's so much harder than it looks.
It definitely is. I love the simplicity of yoga. You're just focused on your
breath. And that keeps me so centered. And I find that just invaluable.
Especially if I've had a hard day on my knees a lot. I just really love that
being able to reconnect with my body. Yeah. It'll be really good when my
reformer that I bought arrives next week.
You bought a whole reformer? What'd you do?
Nothing. I hear there's some sort of new piece of machinery I have to have in my
house. Maybe.
You'll make it fit. I know you will.
Yeah, it's fine.
I worked hard before I had this surgery.
I had some little bit of savings.
And I'm getting you an espresso machine now. So stop your complaining.
She has to have her coffee.
Plus, the doctor said that after my surgery is all healed, I need to start
exercising lightly again. And I think that a reformer machine counts as
lightly. So I'm only doing what the doctor ordered.
She's being very good.
You are a great patient.
She's been here cleaning every day. She knows I've been behaving. I promise.
I've been very good in bed.
You are very good in bed.
I love these sheets, too. Where did you guys get them? Because they're so
comfortable. I think on our last trip to Bali, we were looking at...
linens or something yeah you can't really get them here unfortunately but
we go every couple years and we're kind of due for a trip soon so if we go i'll
let you know beforehand and we can pick you up some if you like oh my god that
would be so sweet of you guys you really don't have to do that it's okay it's um
it's by this like you could do older
local lady and she like hand weaves certain shit and it's really not that
expensive for how much work is put in oh my gosh that is amazing purple is my
favorite color so if they have a purple one i would love that i can tell
purple's your favorite color it really suits you thank you just like green
suits you you always have such good style thank you where should we go for
our next vacation though that's a good question i deserve a treat speaking of
Africa and the bees and the giraffes.
That's nice.
A little safari.
Yeah.
I would love to see a giraffe in real life.
Yeah, right?
You know, they have blue tongues.
Do they really?
Isn't that something?
That's amazing.
You guys know so much.
Well, you don't see blue a whole lot in nature. It's a really unique color.
That's so true.
So there's this hotel that started popping up on my social media and you go
there. And they have giraffes free living at this hotel.
And so they'll like wander around and eat trees right next to the windows.
Really? And you're eating breakfast. And I feel like that would be really fun,
baby. I think that's a great idea.
Oh my god, baby. I completely forgot to tell you. What?
Our anniversary restaurant down the road closed.
It closed?
It closed. Oh my god. We can't go there anymore.
The fried calamari. I know.
There's a new restaurant opening there. Okay. Well, I'm sorry.
Just one sec. Do you know what it is?
Yeah, so apparently it's some kind of a fusion restaurant, like Thai
Mediterranean, which I haven't actually heard of.
Yeah, I don't think... I mean, we've been to Thailand. We've been to the
Mediterranean.
So surely you'll like it. I would hope so.
Yeah. That'll be interesting.
But I was kind of sad because... Oh, I know.
What are they going to do with the message we wrote on the bathroom wall?
Well, hopefully they keep it, but I doubt they will.
Yeah, before they consolidate everything, I can get that for our next
anniversary present.
If they wipe it off, fuck them. I'll just write it back on. It was a little
inappropriate, so I'm pretty sure they're going to take it down.
We just graffiti it again. Whatever. Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Yeah, I just, I don't know. I know you hate cooking as well, and I feel really
bad that you've been cooking every night. I've never been much of a
domestic goddess.
Yeah. That's really more... This one's... Happy to be of service.
Of the best service.
And at least it'll give you a break then for a night.
Mm-hmm.
Do you cook a lot, Evie, out of interest?
Are you a cooker as well, or just a cleaner?
I have been starting to do my mom's recipes.
Yeah,
I'm not very good yet, but hopefully I will be very soon.
What kind of stuff does she cook?
She likes to cook all the classics.
She's very...
She likes to make a lot of German classic meals, like she makes a
schnitzel. She does this really amazing schnitzel.
If you guys want, I can bring it with me next time. Oh my god, yes. We love
schnitzel. You do?
Yeah, well, because I'm from Australia, we have this weird little dish that's
kind of like a schnitzel, but not.
Oh, really?
Yeah, chicken parmigiana.
Do you know what chicken parmigiana is?
No. Oh my god, it's so good.
So you have the schnitzel, right, but then you put almost like a pizza sauce
on top of it, and then you melt cheese.
on top of that. And then you can also put ham as well.
Honey, I think that's Italian.
Yes, that does not sound very German. But it's an Australian like...
Australia's obsessed with it. It's become an amalgam now. It's a cultural
smorgasbord of culture.
I really like to put a little bit of pineapple on top.
Whoa!
I'm learning so much about you today.
You've had nothing but time to think while you've been in bed.
I know. I'm an enigma, this girlie. I love learning things about you still.
But maybe then you'll fall out of love with me because you'll learn too much
about me. Oh, heavens no, that's not true. Hey, Kathy.
That's why I fell in love with you, because you are that enigma. I feel like
you can learn too much about someone, though.
I suppose, but I don't think you've got any...
Skeletons in your closet you need to be scared of.
Well. Not that you know of. Besides her.
But that skeleton can stay in the back.
I'm learning so much about both of you today.
Hopefully you don't fall out of love with us. I don't think that's possible.
I feel like secrets are the spice of life, though. Surely you have secrets as
well. I have a couple of secrets.
See?
Well, you're right.
You're always right.
Tell us your secret.
I can't. I can't.
We won't tell anyone.
Exactly.
What would your secret be if I could guess?
Yes, guessing is way more fun. I'll tell you if you're getting hotter or colder.
You cheated in college.
I've never cheated on a test.
Can't say that much for us.
You're naughty. You cheated outside of college.
I did cheat a little bit at my first job.
How do you cheat at your job?
Well, the guy next to me... Actually, I can't tell you that story. It's too
much. I can't incriminate myself.
You signed an NDA.
I wasn't even thinking job when I was saying I was meaning that maybe you were
naughty with someone that you shouldn't have been. Oh, no, I'm very loyal.
I'm a very loyal person. That's so sweet. Well, that bodes good for us.
Loyalty is very important to me.
When I was younger, I wanted to be a CIA agent.
Well, you would have been so good, except for all the secrets that you keep
telling.
Do you have a dream job that you always wanted to do, Evie, or have you always
wanted to be a cleaner?
I really wanted to be an astronaut.
Oh, wow.
I even went to space camp twice. That's so sweet.
What did you want to do in space, though? What was in your head the end
goal? In my head, I just got to hang out in space and see new planets. And in
reality, it's a lot of math and science.
And I did not want to do that.
So I decided to do other things with my time.
Yeah, that's fair.
Maybe like one day you can just, because the pods will get cheaper that are going
up to space, right? So one day you can just get a little pod and go float
around a bit and then come back and you'll, yeah. I would love that. Oh,
honey, could you hold this for me? Oh, yeah, of course.
Of course, honey.
Yeah, I think that would be really fun.
It wasn't to, like, meet aliens or anything like that. No, I just wanted to
see the stars up close. That was gonna be so cool. Or go to a planet that no
one's ever been on before. I love that idea.
So staying on a space station for months at a time never bothered you too much?
I don't think that I thought about that part.
That part does not sound so good.
I think it takes a special kind of person, and you certainly have found
your calling, I would say. I think so.
I have a service-oriented heart.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Guess what Gloria wanted to be when she was younger. What did you want to be?
She wanted to be a cowgirl.
Ooh, just riding all the time.
Well,
I just like the idea of being with the animals.
Yeah.
That's why we're so passionate about all this charity stuff.
You love the turtles, but I really just think that we need to focus on the
wildlife. You know, cows are very happy creatures. They should be able to jump
around and stuff.
Yeah. They're so cute when they're all cleaned and fluffy.
Yeah. Oh, those curly cows are so fun.
She's also really good at lassoing things every now and then when I'm
bored. And I'm teasing her. I make her.
Get out the old lasso from the cupboard. I'm surprised you haven't come across it
while you've been cleaning.
I have come across some special items, but I just, I'm very professional. I
just tidy it up and I put them back where I found them. The bedroom lasso,
not the actual lasso. No, I did notice that the writing prop was particularly
spotless this morning.
Yes.
I do really want to buy a ranch one day though, baby.
We'll get there.
Let's figure out what's going to happen at this gala, and maybe we'll get that
investment we're looking to.
Yeah.
When is the gala?
I think he said it was next week. Yeah, I think he said about eight days, nine
days, something like that. I was an idiot and pulled my name down to help
with the organization, and now it's just a mess at the moment.
So the caterer pulled it out really last minute.
Oh, no. And so I had to fix that.
And then a bunch of people said they were donating things for the gala so
that we would have things for the raffle to give away. And then a few of them
have not gotten back to me. And so that's a shit show at the moment because
I am trying to organize advertising these things that people can win, but I
don't actually know if they can win them or not now.
You'll figure out something.
So, I don't know. I'll work it out.
I know you will.
You're very talented.
You should come to the gala. Are you sure? I don't think I have anything nice
to wear.
Oh, I have so many things. Oh, my goodness. We have too much nice things
to wear. You absolutely should come. You'd fit right in. Are you sure? Yeah.
Oh, my goodness. You're such a delight.
Yes. And we're kind of similar sizes, so I feel like you would be able to fit my
clothes. Oh, really? Yeah. I would love that. I've never been to a gala. Really?
No, never.
Every girl needs to go to a ball.
We'll turn you into Cinderella for the day. Yes, please.
Be my fairy godmother.
Deal.
Couldn't be the first time.
You're just so generous.
You are really generous.
I like people that I like. Otherwise, not particularly.
Unless your name's Amanda.
I can be a bit of a cunt to people that I don't like.
She knows it as well.
What did Amanda do? I have to know.
The fish.
Well, that's what I did to her. Oh, right, right, right.
I just think, you know how you meet some people and they just can't help but
stick their nose into everything?
Absolutely. Like, everything is their business, and when you go to talk to
them about things, it's kind of like, you could say, like, I went skydiving
with this really abstract person, and they'd say, oh, yes, well, I, and I, and
I, and I, and this, and... Oh, one of those.
Yeah. And maybe it's just because she reminds me a lot of my mother, but I'm
just... Yeah, it's one of those.
She just reminds me of my mother. Oh, no.
Is that a bad thing?
Yeah, I mean, I can tolerate her in small doses, but we have about a five
-day limit, and then I lose my mind.
So it's kind of like living next to my mom because she comes over all the time.
Oh, no.
And then she's inviting us to things all the time, and that sounds really sweet,
and I guess, yes, it's sweet. Like, she's a sweet lady, I guess.
But I think she's got a touch of the narcissist.
Oh, that's so hard. I wish you could meet my mom. She's so sweet. She would
love to cook for both of you. Really?
Yes. Like I said, she's trying to teach me all of her recipes, and I'm doing
okay at it, but I would love for you guys to experience her food firsthand.
So she lives here?
She does, yeah. Oh, wow. That's so cool.
Oh, fuck.
Well, I mean, fuck, share the recipes.
Because I'm the cook of this house, so once I'm better, I'll just go cray-cray.
I finally have something to do. She's very talented in the kitchen.
Oh, really? Yeah. What's your favorite type of thing to cook? I like making a
pavlova. A pavlova? What is that?
It's like a meringue cake. And my one that I make has these big chocolate
chunks in it, which is really rare. So it's like a chocolate pavlova.
And my trick with it is you put a little bit of vinegar in with it to make it
slightly less sweet.
It gives it complexity.
Yeah. Oh my gosh. And then you put cream and berries on top and it's so good.
I'm a chocolate fiend, so that sounds so good. Oh, you would die then. It's like
my favorite thing to eat. Death by chocolate.
Yes, absolutely.
The problem is no one here knows how to make it, so I would love to fucking eat
it while I'm stuck in this bed, but... Sorry, I can only... I can order
something for you if you just tell me where, but you're such a picky lady.
I can't find it anywhere.
Well, we need to get some more Australian patisseries in the area.
We should have just flown one of my family members. Oh, that actually would
have been a good idea.
Yeah, it would have made much more sense.
Oh, well.
Live and learn.
So where's your family originally from?
My family is originally from Ohio.
Oh my god, we love Ohio.
I've never met someone from Ohio that I didn't get along with.
I've only been there once though.
So I don't know a lot of the area.
Well, from what I understand, it's not really worth knowing.
It's about the people, right?
Yeah, anyone who lives there actively wishes that they didn't and anyone that
left is glad that they did. But I just don't know what it is. It breeds a good
stock of people.
They're really excited about the world because they left.
I think everyone that I've met so far from my heart has been like an angel.
Yeah. Oh, fuck.
Well, how long have you been here?
I've been here for... Six months?
Eight months.
Oh, that's cool.
And you like it?
Good, I'm glad.
I remember when you first started that the work had been a little slow to pick
up here. Is it picked up now?
It ebbs and flows a bit.
Yeah, okay.
But I do love it here. I feel like I'm making so many new friends and I'm
learning so much. I just am so grateful to be here. You know, that's the first
thing I said about her when I met her. That is one friendly gal. And she's
going to do great here.
Yeah.
There's so many rich people here.
A bunch of snobs. Yeah, no one wants to clean. It's like the perfect city to be
really busy.
I feel like as a cleaner.
Yeah, I mean there's so many people that I can recommend you to actually I mean I
know that you picked up Susie told me that she contacted you It's been so nice
just interacting with her you can tell she's just one of those sweet old ladies
that really just wants to hang out She really is and now That's where we got
the pavlova recipe.
She's a delight, that Susie. You're taking the pavlova recipe from me?
How dare you?
That's my recipe.
Oh, shoot, you're right.
Now, she gave us the, um, what's the other thing they do with the kiwis?
The tart, the fruit tart.
I don't remember. Fruit tart?
Oh, is that what it was? Yeah. Well, I'm not very cultured here.
Can you tell she doesn't cook at all? Just a little bit.
Sorry,
baby, I didn't get that.
You don't like to cook at all?
No, I've never been a fan.
Oh, okay. I don't have a head for those kinds of things.
You have a head for other things.
Thank you for noticing.
I really love a creamy tart.
It's so delicious.
As much cream as possible.
Fruit.
It tastes so good.
Yeah, I love a fruity tart.
Well, ask and you shall receive.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's such a pleasure having you.
I live to serve.
You're the sweetest.
Goodness. You're the best, Amy.
Well, I should probably finish cleaning.
All right. Well, you have a good day. I just have the bathroom left, and then
I'll be out of your hair. All right. No worries.
Thank you so much, Evie. Be safe.
Oh, you're so welcome.
All right.
Do you want to get caught up on our shows? Yes. Why do you work so much?
I've been wanting to finish these cliffhangers all day.
Well, I'm home now. Okay. Well, you have to find the remote, though, because I'm
not allowed to get up.
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