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( grunts )

Tell me again how you don't need a guardi--

( groans )

- Flynn, that wound is bad. - Excalibur.

- Lamia got the crown and she had control over excalibur. - Let me treat the bleeding--

You can't treat it. It's a magical wound, i need um--

Wait! We got to go find cassandra.

No, she's the one who let them in.

Well, my lack of faith in humanity is restored.

Ugh!

Yeah, that's better. That helps with pain.

- The bleeding stopped. - Slowed. Not stopped.

Bathsheba's oil of healing.

If it had been an ordinary wound it would have stopped,

But it's a magical wound so it's gonna slow it

Long enough so that we can find charlene.

I passed her in the shelves.

She said something about meeting her deep in the library.

Something about the corridor of doors?

Let's go. Let's go!

Any artifacts which can move, prep them for transport.

- Yes, ma'am. - Get going, let's go!

Did you really have to do that?

You've seen the power the librarians are hiding down here.

How much knowledge is locked away,

Far from the people it can help the most.

So you're telling me that you're the good guys?

We're going to use the library's powers to change the world.

Let's go.

How big is this library?

As big as we need it to be.

( bell tolling )

Oh, no, that's the countdown clock.

Flynn, what happens when the bell stops?

Charlene, no!

Come on, let's go!

What do you mean "the library is cut off from the outside world"?

Get out! Grab what you can and get out!

You mean like locked doors?

Look around you, girl!

Can anything this big really just lie underneath

The streets of new york city?

The library exists in its own pocket dimension,

Anchored to our reality here.

At this single physical place.

And the first librarian just cut the anchor chain.

( bell tolling )

- What now? - Four bells!

I don't know. I've never been this deep in the library before.

That's three bells!

Charlene! She'll know what to do!

She's not coming.

All right, judson, he's always here!

- He's not coming! - Two bells! Pick a door!

What the hell?

Judson! Charlene!

Where are we?

When are we?

It's day. We time-travelled.

Time travel. Ick.

Time travel's not all it's cracked up to be.

Hey. Blood. Mine.

It's crimson.

I need to eat more calcium.

- Whoa. - Let's not panic.

There's a logical way to approach being trapped in the past.

Okay.

We find the local king, tell him about our powerful magic,

Invent a steam engine, and he gives us a duchy.

Eventually, we use our superior technology to take over the land.

I hate to break it to you

King jones the first, but i got cell service. American carrier.

Of course, we didn't travel through time, we traveled through space.

We came west. It's still night in new york,

But the sun's still up on the west coast.

Gps coming online.

Latitude would put us exactly in--

- Oregon. - Oregon.

See, i still got it. Oof.

We got to get him to a hospital.

Road's this way. Don't see a hospital though.

He's bleeding real bad.

Well, we better get a move on, then.

- Hi. - Howdy.

Your friend does not look well. You need a ride?

I'm colonel eve baird, uh,

Do you mind if we explain in the car?

No need to talk.

I hate to pry into people's business.

What were you doing out here?

Waiting. I do that.

( engine starts )

Hang in there, flynn.

How far to the hospital?

Hospital? Oh, no, no, no.

Why would we take him to a hospital?

We're almost there.

Wait, wait, wait. We need a hospital!

He's been stabbed. He's bleeding out.

Hospital won't do him any good.

Wounds caused by excalibur don't heal.

Magic!

Wait a second.

How do you know about excalibur?

Please forgive the dust.

Hasn't been used in ages, of course.

And how do you know about magic?

Ah!

I know all about you, flynn carsen.

I don't understand. What is this place?

- Who are you? - Who am i?

Jenkins, of course.

As far as this place...

Well.

( snaps fingers )

You're in the library.

Aww.

Say, you wouldn't happen to have a cold beer, would you?

Uh, no.

As this is the library and not a rodeo or a hobo camp

Or wherever it is people like you gather in crowds.

Mm-mm. Don't, don't! Don't move too much.

What did you stuff it there, with duct tape?

- Glue? - Yes, actually.

- The bleeding won't stop. - No, it won't stop.

It's a magical wound from excalibur.

( sighs )

Oh! God, what--? ( grunts )

Don't touch anything!

I think you broke africa.

This is my workplace, not judson's

And i'm doing very important research!

- We're in the library? - Ah!

Judson! Charlene!

Where's the library?

No, no, no, this is the same room.

Hey, i swear this is the same room.

Yes, of course it is.

The main library can only ever be anchored

To one specific place in the world.

What if the librarian needed to gain access

To the library's knowledge. But was far from the front door?

This is an interface.

Judson ran the library while you were out here in an annex.

Yes. Separate, but connected.

And oh,

Name a book, something you know is only in the main library.

Isaac newton's principia mathematica,

The unedited version.

Section f, row 9, shelf aa2,

Right behind the little shifty looking fellow.

( tinkling )

"the mathematical principles of natural philosophy

As derived by the wondrous thinking machines of atlantis"?

Like i said, the unedited version.

I am afraid, as judson has cut the connection

Of the library to the physical world,

This room is all we have.

Access to information, but no way in or out

Of the main library.

Uh. Typical judson, so rash.

Hey, watch your tone when you speak about judson.

Judson and i never agreed on anything.

I mean, i realize that the library is best used

For research, not for gallivanting about

Fighting monsters, seducing princesses. Oh.

Guessing with that attitude,

That's why you're probably stuck out here

In the "annex", huh? Not at the home office.

Very happy here. It's quiet.

I can focus on my work, not bothered by...

The greatest collection of magic in the world.

I should have seen it coming.

Cassandra, they had leverage on her.

I should've seen it. I should have seen all of it.

Why didn't judson warn me?

Maybe judson trusted you to figure it out on your own.

How could i not see that they were killing librarians?

People are dead because i just wasn't good enough.

You're opening your wound.

It doesn't matter. Magical wound.

It won't ever heal.

I'm going to die.

Tell 'em.

- What? - Tell me what?

I can pump him full of fluids,

But if he keeps bleeding...

24 hours.

He's dead in 24 hours

Yeah, um... Isn't he supposed to be in charge?

Yeah, this is not good.

Cassandra!

So glad you managed to avoid the insane suicide plan

Of the librarians.

Do you know if the others got out?

Ezekiel and stone?

Well, i dearly hope so.

You see the lengths the librarians will go to

To hide the gift of magic from the world?

Destroy anything, anyone,

To keep their secrets.

If you can cure me--

When the key is joined to the lock and magic

Is returned to the world...

We can absolutely cure you.

You have to share it.

You have to help all of the people that science can't save.

Cassandra, that's why you're here,

To help us bring magic back to the world

And help those who cannot be helped by other means.

We're going to change the world.

Now, you'd best get some rest.

Hmm?

Why'd you stop me?

New rug.

And even with excalibur there are bound

To be impediments accessing the lock.

Having a librarian, even half a librarian may prove useful.

But mostly the rug.

I need flynn to pull it together.

I'm too new to this world.

Well, then you need to go and pull him together.

You're his guardian.

That means more than merely keeping him alive.

It means keeping him in one piece,

Both mentally and physically.

Didn't do a great job of that.

So he got stabbed.

Librarians get stabbed and shot and bitten

And cursed all the time.

He's gonna die.

Soon.

We're all gonna die soon if you don't get in there.

Now, look, guardian, if he fell into a river

You would reach in and pull him out.

Yes? Before he could drown.

Judson was everything to flynn.

As was charlene, who, quite frankly, i always liked better.

To lose them both?

Right now, he is drowning.

Right now.

Go save him.

Flynn?

"higher dimensional quantum

Translocation theory"

By albert einstein.

Original edition.

I think...

I think i figured out a way back to the library.

Is that really where we should be going?

Yeah, we've got tools there. We've got artifacts there.

We've got resources that we're gonna need

If we're gonna fight the serpent brotherhood.

In the few days we've known each other,

I haven't seen you use any tools

Or magical equipment or--

Or artifacts.

Just your brain.

That's why judson chose you, right?

I don't--

You're brain is a weapon and a tool

And a library all wrapped up into one.

Judson chose you because in the end,

You don't need anything.

Yeah, but, charlene could still be alive.

Judson could still be--

The right thing to do is to find the library.

If that were the right thing to do, flynn carsen, you'd be doing it.

Not reading about it.

No. No.

This is your way of hiding.

I bet--

I bet that's what you were like before all this.

You hid in books.

That's the life from which judson pulled you.

That's what you were.

Judson and charlene,

They made you what you are.

Well...

I'm gonna be dead tomorrow.

So how would they want you to spend your last day?

They'd want me to save the world one more time.

So tell me, librarian,

How you gonna do that?

You...

Are--

Key!

I'm "henge" and "key".

She said "key"!

She called excalibur a key!

She didn't "sword", she didn't say a "weapon",

She said "key", and think about it.

You're the serpent brotherhood, you want to bring magic back to the world.

How are you gonna do that with just one sword?

Excalibur is pretty powerful.

Still just a sword.

I mean excalibur against a tank or an f-15.

I'm betting on the military.

That's right. It's not an end goal.

It's a key. And what does a key do?

- Jones! - It goes in a lock.

That's right, and we all remember the legend.

Excalibur was locked in once before, it had to be pulled free.

You must be feeling better. You're not making any sense!

The stone.

The legend is arthur pulled excalibur from the stone.

After it had been charged with magic.

And where is that stone, stone?

If arthur was roman, it'd be at the biggest empire settlement in britain.

Londinium. Modern london.

Look,

There's a big ley line running right underneath.

Come on, let's go get that stone.

Whoa. Us too?

Well, they've got the most powerful weapon in the world.

Judson's gone. Charlene's gone.

The library's gone, i'm bleeding to death,

So, yeah, working alone doesn't seem

Like the best idea right now.

Good, you're leaving. I can get back to my work.

Jenkins, book us tickets to london.

I'd do it myself, but... I'm dying.

Hey. Excuse me.

You didn't turn off the glowy globe.

You got--

( claps )

( sighs )

Hope it's on a timer.

There's a magical stone out there somewhere.

I've got about 12 hours before i'm dead

And the end of the world will probably come before that.

- Full day ahead. - How do we find the stone?

What we need is a compass.

The stone that excalibur was pulled from is almost pure magic.

It should attract any other magic item in the city.

Let's just take another magic artifact,

Rig it into the compass. Piece o' cake.

It is a piece of cake.

'cause i know just the artifact.

Now the imperial state crown

Was made in 1937..

- The crown jewels. - We are not--

Shh.

We are not stealing the crown jewels of the british monarchy.

Of course not.

We're stealing that one.

The star of marrakesh.

John dee used it to save the life of elizabeth the first from magical assassination.

Actually, really funny story--

So, we're not stealing the crown jewels.

We're stealing a priceless artifact

From right next to the crown jewels.

Oh, not we.

Now i know why the library chose you.

Vibration detectors on the glass

And it's got a pressure plate.

Can't tell when the weight changes.

It's actually not too difficult.

Please, don't let this be something too unsavory.

No, not at all.

We just need to steal a wheelchair.

I can't believe i'm doing this.

Really? All you do is push people around.

Oh! I'm so sorry. It was an accident.

- That's the third time this week. - Are you okay?

I keep telling you to slow down.

Not a race. Not a race.

Sorry.

Seriously? You're gonna put your gum

On a stone worth seven million euros?

Omni arcanum directio.

Omni arcanum directio.

That's pretty--

( alarm goes off )

Where to?

Follow the gem!

Lost 'em.

We've got about five minutes before the police show up.

- The gem can find it in three. - And then?

We're gonna have to keep them from putting

Excalibur back in the stone.

Why would they want to put excalibur back into the stone?

It would be like a jump start.

Like jumpstarting a car?

Exactly.

Excalibur is one of the few great items of magic remaining.

It contains unbelievable power.

Power that was siphoned from the ley lines of magic

Centuries ago,

And now those ley lines are dormant.

But if we were to suddenly shock them

By returning excalibur's power back to the earth,

It would begin a chain reaction.

The energy would build on itself.

Magic would spread back out through the ley lines

And magic would return to the entire world.

This was a river, you know.

The tyburn.

I remember when it ran above ground.

Through meadows.

We found the chamber holding the stone by using sonar.

Decided coming in from the side was the best bet.

Required drilling, air recycling,

But still better than coming in from the top.

There are magical traps at the proper entrance,

Plus the human security.

Human security?

You didn't think the location of the stone

Was a complete secret, did you?

The royal family's been hiding it for centuries.

Is that--

That's buckingham palace.

Good news. There's a charity event on tonight.

I bet i can forge us some invites.

We just robbed the tower of london

And now you want us to break into buckingham palace.

It's more fraud than it is breaking and entering.

Listen to me, can you make me a duke?

Sure.

What's next? The vatican?

The taj mahal? The white house?

She'll be back.

Maybe.

( chamber music plays )

( chattering )

You okay, cowboy?

My first suit.

I'm rocking it.

Where's baird?

She's not gonna get in without an invitation.

Good evening.

Welcome. Good evening.

And these are your invitations?

Could you wait here?

And please don't try to leave.

You know what i'm thinking?

That your forgeries are crap?

No, i'm thinking i can run faster than you

Because you've been stabbed.

Oh, here we go.

( clears throat )

They're with me.

Orders from the director of counter-terrorism.

Stay sharp.

All right, gentlemen. Welcome.

The royal family must have created an access to get to the stone.

Look for a secret passageway.

Something out of the ordinary.

Undercover, librarian.

Can't hold you up all night.

How about for the next five minutes?

All right, look for anything out of place.

We've got to find the secret passage.

Well, if we find it, it's not so secret then is it?

Profoundly influenced by the landscape artist

Robert bevans,

Who originated this style.

Notice the subtle use of the color purple

In the upper right hand corner.

Hey, hi. Pardon me.

Did you imply that turner was influenced by bevan

- Rather than robert wilson? - I did not imply.

I mean, wilson was a bit of an influence.

Surely, you've read turner's correspondence with john ruskin?

The pre-eminent art critic of the 1800s?

He was part of an unbroken line of influence

From wilson through turner--

- Champagne, sir? - Hey, how are you?

- I'm well, sir. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

Actually, can i get a beer?

Hello, gorgeous.

This is nice.

Yes, it is.

We can completely move around the room

And check for secret passages without seeming suspicious.

Exactly that.

Do you think stone and ezekiel are, uh--

Not doing what they're supposed to be doing?

Probably not.

We've dropped them into a completely ridiculous situation

With absolutely no training.

It's what happened to me.

They don't train the librarian?

Well, how'd you do on your first mission?

I got completely distracted, nearly died about 9 times.

And would have if it hadn't been for my--

Guardian.

For what it's worth, i'm glad you didn't die.

I found out there's magic in the world.

I owe you that.

We should schedule a dance some time

When you're not slowly bleeding to death.

Let's save the world first.

You ever get used to saving the world?

( chuckles )

I don't even bother to put it on my to-do list anymore.

Mr. Dulaque, we cannot thank you enough for your donation.

Ambassador, i've always said if you want to change the world,

You can't wait around for other people to do it for you.

We're running out of time.

Get me through that wall.

( grunts )

Bring in the lights and the air hoses.

( men shouting )

The stone of king arthur.

I want everything in here now!

Let's go, bring the rest in.

Here you go.

- Cut through this. - Yes, ma'am.

( screams )

- Hold up! - Right, new plan.

What is this?

It's high enochian.

It's a mathematical language based on ancient greek and hebrew.

And you can crack it?

Given time.

Take all the time you need.

The crown, ma'am.

( whirring )

They're running standard counter-terrorism along the perimeter

And soft threat assessment on the inside.

Which mean's their attention's on the vips

And the interior guards are guarding the doorways

And the corridors, which begs one question.

Why is that guard standing at the wall?

That coat of arms belonged to john sheffield, duke of normandy.

Original architect of buckingham house.

- Secret door. - Secret door.

I think i might be fading a little faster than i thought.

Certainly you can't argue that joseph turner simply changed styles.

I'm not arguing with you, i'm telling you.

From the plates of lugares to the iron,

You can see the reflections--

Stone, got to go.

And so, that's pretty much exactly why--

Really?

You, uh, dropped these.

( gasps )

How very--

And these.

( chamber music plays )

( phone keys clicking )

Buckingham palace.

I was really expecting a better secret door.

Oh, write a letter. Let's go.

You ain't looking so hot.

No matter what happens, get the crown.

If you drop,

We'll leave you and move on.

Wait... Why would you go there?

That's a horrible thing to say.

( clicks, rumbling )

( whirring )

( clanking )

Nice work, little librarian.

Palaces have dungeons, right?

Find a cell, stick her in it.

Yes, ma'am.

You said you're going to help people.

We are. We're bringing magic back to the world.

The whole world, all at once.

Technology ends, magic returns

And we control it.

Let's go.

Return to us, oh, ancient world of wonders.

- Return and be ours! - ( zapping, crackling )

It's the old section.

George the third's time.

- ( crackling ) - uh, oh.

( zapping )

( clamoring )

Welcome back.

The sword's rejoined the stone.

Magic's coming back.

That's a magic wound.

Hello, darling.

A 1811 chateau d'yquem. Stole one of these once.

Worth about $100,000.

Not a chance this staying in a wine cellar,

I don't care whose wine cellar it is.

Hang on.

( rumbling )

We're not alone.

- They tunneled in from-- - shh!

( whispering ) they tunneled in from the side.

That's much smarter than what we did.

We have worked long and hard to achieve,

What stands before us today, brothers.

The goal

Of returning magic to the world.

It is but moments away.

( zapping )

Okay, we got trained killers.

One of them's has got a crown

That's allowing her to control the most deadly weapon on earth.

Ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas?

I have some ideas.

Hey, kid.

Uh, no thanks. You already sold us out once.

She had her reasons. Let's get her out of there.

Wait a minute.

Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no.

You all ganged up on me and said,

Let's do this together. So let's do this together.

Get her out of there.

Come on.

Okay, what's the big idea?

Okay, come here.

Come on.

Okay, so,

That's the drill that they cool with ice-water pipes.

That's the air recycler.

And then the electrical wires on the generator and then--

I got you, metal pipes.

Very good plan. Distraction, then action.

This is gonna work. But it's gonna take all of us.

Stone, your knowledge of mechanics.

You need to re-route that ice water coolant

Into the warm air recycler.

That's gonna give us our cover.

( machine whirs )

( hissing )

Librarians. Find them.

Yes, ma'am. Come on.

Ezekiel, you're hacking.

You got to rewire that generator panel.

Give me alternating current very strong when i yell for it

At the frequency that cassandra gives you.

Six, seven, one, four.

Eve, you're gonna keep them distracted while i get to lamia.

( grunting )

( grunting )

I hear you librarian.

Give me the crown. Stop this.

Stop this?

( grunting )

Oh, ow.

Hey, what are you doing? Watch out!

Magic is returning to the world.

It's flowing out through the ley lines,

Creeping back into every corner of this planet.

Magic you control

It's a power i can't let you have.

( groaning )

And how are you going to stop us?

Hmm? With your little knock-off librarians?

( grunting )

One doomed by her gift,

One who fled his gift,

One who abuses it?

Or your little soldier girl?

No, i'm the librarian.

Librarians win with knowledge.

Librarians win with science.

Librarians win with electromagnets!

Cal, come!

( shouts )

( excalibur whimpering )

( excalibur whimpering )

What's happening?

Most of the magic's gone back into the earth.

He's dying.

I think we both are.

( moans )

Listen, the power that's left is almost all raw magic.

It can help you.

It can save you.

- Flynn. - It's okay.

Judson's gone. Charlene's gone,

Excalibur's dying, it's time.

Flynn...

Just touch it to your head.

( sobbing )

( grunts )

Oh, no.

No, that was supposed to be for you.

You already have saved me.

( whimpering )

It's okay.

It's okay, old friend.

Once again, magic is defeated by wisdom,

Proving that there is nothing,

There is no situation that can't be solved

By thinking.

Get your hands up!

- So... - I'm thinking.

Colonel... Colonel baird?

Hawkins?

No, no.

Sorry to interrupt your thinking.

No, no, that's okay. Go ahead.

Gentlemen, funny story.

Your airline tickets.

That's mighty generous of you.

Ah, well, not really.

All the miles a librarian racks up every year,

You can trade those in for a seat on a flight

To the secret moon colony.

Hmm.

Oh, you don't know--

Well, uh...

Ha!

So that's it?

For you, yup.

But we have transferred some rather generous--

- Not too generous. - Stipends into your accounts

And arranged for your travel home.

Thank you very much.

I don't think it's fair or safe to involve you in this life any longer.

A life that would have been ours had luck broken just a little differently.

Mm. Maybe not.

So back to our lives.

Yep.

Knowing that magic is real,

- Knowing the world is-- - so big.

The world is so big.

I mean, what if we can't just move on?

Well, jenkins.

Yes.

You've also all signed non-disclosure forms

So as not to tell anyone of the events

Which occurred, the existence of the library,

The librarian, of magic and secret conspiracies

And... Well, anything.

- Or else? - Please, tell people

About the magic library and excalibur

And how you broke into buckingham palace

Because king arthur is really roman.

I'll come visit you, make sure the straight-jacket's not too tight.

What about temporal resonance?

If we could get a crystal skull--

Sir, sir, i've--

I tried everything.

The card catalog is still anchored to this reality.

It can still access the records of the library:

Books, manuscripts, but the library itself

And all of its artifacts are cut loose from this world.

The library is adrift in time and space.

The library, sir, is lost.

( knocks twice )

Hello, flynn.

Ha, ha! Jeez--

Judson.

Is the library--

Intact?

Certainly.

And charlene?

She's with the library.

She's tougher than she looks, you know.

- And you? - I'm, uh,

My, my time is done.

You're ready to move on.

No, you're ready.

You know, judson, i never, um,

I never had a father.

And i never had a son.

Well, now we're both liars.

I'm gonna find the library.

I'm the librarian.

Nothing's impossible.

The serpent brotherhood failed,

But they released an enormous amount of magic into the world.

Things are going to get a little...

Little mad out there.

You're in charge now and--

And you're not going to have time...

To search for the library.

No, not if i try to do it alone.

Flynn, i'll always be--

Flynn?

I'm the librarian.

I'm in charge.

Oh... Kay.

So it's time i started making up some new rules.

New plan.

Although i suspect it's the old plan, i'm just figuring it out.

Open your envelopes.

Our airline tickets?

Go ahead.

- I left mine back at-- - look again.

Just as i suspected.

We have a lot of work to do.

I think that this will be a perfect base of operations.

You'll have access to the archives

If not the artifacts

And jenkins here will teach you how to research

And supervise your training as librarians.

What are you talking about? We do not train librarians.

Yes, and isn't that stupid?

We take a highly intelligent

But totally unsuspecting individual,

Drop them in a world of magic and then expect them

Not to die before they learn where the toilet is.

That is how it's always been done.

Now that i'm librarian, we're not doing it that way anymore.

Meet, the librarian-ettes.

No, meet, the librarians-in-training.

The l-i-ts. My little lits.

But they're not qualified.

Then we'll qualify them.

I'll still handle the big stuff.

They'll handle all the, you know,

Slightly less apocalyptic stuff.

And this will free me up to find the library

And bring it back.

That is impossible.

Oh, impossible, pipsy posh, pipsy posh! Jenkins!

People keep saying that as if we don't eat the impossible for breakfast every day.

I'm offering you a life

Of mystery...

And misery,

Of loneliness and adventure,

But more than that i'm offering you

An opportunity to make a difference.

And save the world every week,

Twice before friday.

Are you in?

Even her?

Yeah.

She sacrificed her own life to save flynn's.

I trust her.

I'll give it shot.

If we're helping people? Sure.

It will provide an opportunity to steal new things.

I'm in.

Hey.

It's your library now

At least this little part of it.

And don't worry, i'll be back to check on you in a few weeks.

Try not to die.

Oh, joy.

We'll need to find them a guardian.

Stone's the only one who can handle himself

In a bar fight and i don't think you'll find

Too many magical artifacts in dive bars.

I've already found their guardian.

Flynn, no.

With judson gone, who can you trust?

Well, that's just it.

With judson gone, and the library gone,

If anything were to happen to me,

They're the future.

I haven't met anybody that i trust in the last five years.

I trust you to protect them.

But i thought you needed a guardian.

The library chose you to be a guardian.

I think the library chose you to be...

Their guardian

And lord knows they're gonna need protecting.

Way more than i need--

More than i want

To be traveling the world with you.

Librarian and guardian.

The job's more important than what we want.

No, don't say that.

That's the old way.

But for now we have to work separately.

Come back alive, librarian.

I come back, yeah,

Well, come back, i'll talk--

Uh, sorry, i'm, i'll call you,

No, i'll text you or you text me, or we'll text each other.

It'll be one of those things--

Okay, so, yeah, okay.

Now, um,

I know that flynn is technically the librarian.

And i technically work for the library.

Vis a vis, etcetera, etcetera-- the librarian.

But i don't--

--Really have a choice.

These three will be using this as a base of operations

And i'll be supervising their security

So make yourself useful

Or make yourself gone.

You're bluffing.

Ooh. She doesn't bluff.

Not so much threats as promises.

Yeah, she can and will kick your ass.

I suppose there's always the clippings book.

What's a clipping book?

Oh, child of the annoying digital age.

It is how we used to gather information about news stories.

Each page has clippings from different sources

Detailing a bizarre mystery.

Well, we really don't need a book full of old newspaper articles.

Oh, silly midwestern person.

This clipping's book is the library's clippings book.

Every night, there is a new page.

New information about a new mystery happening that very day.

Come, let's begin.

Oh, oh, this is fascinating.

You will never solve this one.

( chuckles )

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