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Hi.

Sorry to bug you.

I know you're working, but I know this is kind of awkward, but do you care if I

take a nap in here?

Take a nap in here? Don't give me that look. In my room?

Why do you want to take a nap in here?

The AC in the living room doesn't work, and I didn't sleep at all last night. I

have an apartment tour in three hours, and I just need to rest for a tiny bit.

Listen.

You're lucky that we're letting you stay here after you got dumped and kicked

out. Not to be harsh, but you are.

So I think you kind of need to pull it back with the favors and just maybe show

some gratitude.

No, I'm super thankful. Maybe make us dinner.

Come on. I can make dinner.

Yeah, I can do that.

I'll make a really good spaghetti.

I have a special recipe.

Is it really that hot in the living room? yeah it's like i literally like

didn't even sleep last night and the sun is just like baking the living room oh

my god okay well if you take a nap you need to be so silent you better

not snore i don't because i i'm almost done i cannot be distracted right now

okay yeah i'm totally fine with that like just like want me to lay on the

other side or whatever I'll be quiet as a mouse. Yeah, I'll lay on the other

side. Dude, you are lucky that you're my boyfriend's best friend in the whole

world because there's nobody else that could invade my space like this.

I swear to God.

No, you seem like a really nice girl and I'm glad I finally got to meet you.

Okay.

And I mean, I genuinely mean that. And like, I know I'm kind of being a little

invasive. All right. Get in the bed and go to sleep.

Okay.

Are you going?

Yes, I'm sorry. I'm tired. I'm not thinking straight.

I'm working.

I'm so tired.

Good night.

I promise.

I don't snore, but if for some reason I did, you can just kick me.

Oh, don't worry. I'll be kicking you if that happens.

Back's so cold.

You know what?

I think I'm going to take a nap too.

Okay.

It's fine.

It's your bed.

It is my bed.

So just remember, you stay there.

Your side.

Yeah, it's big enough.

Don't come on my side.

I won't.

It's going to kill me.

I would kill you. Yes, I don't... It's a bee, thanks.

And don't worry, you won't get hot because I only have a sheet.

That's funny.

Are you asleep?

What? Are you asleep?

I'm sorry, am I on your side or?

I don't think you're on my side.

Okay.

Not to, like, overstep or anything, but, like, is this... Are you meaning to do

that?

What do you think?

Listen,

my bad.

My rules.

Unless you want to go sleep on the couch again.

No, I'm down with whatever rules there are. I'll follow them. Okay.

I just finished work, and I'm horny, so... Oh, okay.

Do with that info what you will.

Please.

Bye. Bye.

What is this happening?

Can I come on to your side?

Yes. Okay.

Dude,

my ass made you so fucking hard.

Look,

obviously this goes without saying, but...

We're not telling him.

So don't even think about it.

You have all these like little fuzzies.

Are the fuzzies alright?

It's okay, I got them out.

You're welcome.

This is the best hospitality I've ever gotten.

It's not about you.

Like I said, it's what I wanted.

Maybe it's what I wanted since the day you showed up here two days ago.

Maybe I've been plotting this.

Maybe I turned the heat up way high.

You'll never know.

Like...

You like them?

Oh my god.

I just had a thought.

What if we shouldn't be doing this right now?

I mean, I don't think we really should. I know, and I just got, like, a wave of

guilt, and I think we should just go back to napping and pretend none of this

happened. Okay. We didn't have sex.

Yeah, no. So, it's fine. Do you want me to go to the living room? No, no, no.

Just, you know, stay on your side.

Okay.

Sorry if that was, like, awkward. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay.

Bye.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

I feel so good.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, well, it doesn't work out.

What?

Hehehe.

Yeah. Oh my god, you're funny.

Fucking god, it's so good.

Oh my fucking god.

Oh my god.

Good Oh

My

god

Fucking tits, please. Yes, yes.

Yes.

It seems like we're breaking some rules.

I know, we're breaking all the rules.

Well, to be honest with you, I've always wanted to do something like this.

But I've never had the chance.

So... Yeah.

But I'm being a slut.

No.

You thought I was like so average and boring, didn't you?

You just have such a professional job, I thought.

You kept it in line.

Oh, well, if I have a professional job, then I need to be unprofessional in

other areas of my life.

You seem pretty professional at this. At this? I seem like I know what I'm doing.

Maybe I'm just a good actor.

That was a really nice one.

uh-huh um

Oh my god.

I kind of want to keep going.

Yeah. I need to talk.

I don't have to be anywhere until 6, so.

Okay, good.

I think I'm going to sit on it.

Is that crazy?

Not at all.

I mean, maybe a little.

Maybe a little?

Wait, don't make me not do it.

Look to be honest with you.

I've always wanted to try this position and I've never done it before because

Well, he doesn't like it because he thinks it's too corny I'm like,

it's hot So, you know what?

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. This feels so fucking good.

How does it look? Oh, that looks fucking amazing.

I never would have known.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I keep sleeping on it so bad.

Yeah, right there. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my fucking god.

Yes, yes.

I can give it to you. Fuck.

Yes.

I'm just gonna wait over the neighbors.

Oh my god.

Fuck yes, girl.

What if I fuck you the other way again?

Yeah. Just one last time.

Just one last time.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You almost came inside me.

I pulled up. I know. But almost.

Oh, fuck.

Well, did you enjoy your nap?

Oh, fuck. What's wrong with this shit?

You have to go, Gary. I gotta get out of here.

Do you need water?