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How are you still not ready?

I am ready.

Looks like you're on your phone.

Let me guess, texting with Eggie?

Um, no.

Honey, you don't have to keep it a secret.

We all know you went to the pep rally together.

But mom.

No but momming me.

Eggie and his family will be over this weekend for the chowder bake. So until

then, school over boyfriend.

He's not my boyfriend.

School also comes before future husbands.

So go get ready.

Kids these days

We fly

so high We fly together We are a girl gang

like birds of a feather We fly so high We fly together

We are a girl gang like birds of a feather

i was juniors fine i think i'm dan's team manager now oh careful

the dance team tends to change people yeah so how did it go with the boys

oh terrible wait what happened what'd they say i will fight them no not like

that i i didn't tell them oh don't rush it if you're

not ready it's not that

I was going to tell them, but I overheard Walker admitting he has a

crush on me.

Oh.

I know.

Yeah.

Can we not do this right now? Of course.

And Harmony, thanks.

You're pretty cool.

You're pretty cool too.

So then Jen runs to the Radley place and touches the house to see if Boo will

appear since supposedly he's scary.

Isn't he scary to the children, Claire? As anyone who has read To Kill a

Mockingbird knows, Boo is not actually scary.

Claire, not everyone's read it already.

We're only on chapter one.

She's a genius.

No, you are. You are.

But Claire is going to be the death of us all. Claire?

Whoever put those two together created a monster.

All right, let's pair up for chapter two summaries. These are new Monday people.

And let's mix it up this week. Claire, you're with Harmony.

Eggie, you're with your pal Darnell.

Don't worry. We can still study together.

You're the best.

I'll see you after school. That's something I ask you. Of course.

Can

I tell you

a secret?

Sure. I think I'm in love.

In love?

You're like 12.

Life and love are very precious when both are in full bloom.

Little woman, remember?

No. Can't say I do.

You'll understand one day.

But Harmony, I need to thank you.

You're the one that saw something in me. The real me.

Maybe it was in there all along.

True. But I couldn't have done it without you.

I'll have to find a way to repay you.

Maybe you can buy me an ice cream sandwich at lunch.

Lunch is when I practice conjugating my verbs with senior singer.

Of course you do.

Dear cuz, don't feel bad about the pep rally.

Help is on the way. Be at the parlor today at 3 o'clock. Your cousin, TK.

Yes?

Three things.

Three things?

One, I know you gave Claire a makeover, Brittany told me. Two, I know you want

to be dance team manager, Katie told me. So glad I can trust everyone.

And that brings me to three. I'm willing to make you be dance team manager, but

you have to do me a favor.

Eggie can't bring Claire to the chowder bake.

Remind me what this chowder bake thingy is.

It's this tradition for me and Eggie's family where everyone bakes chowder. But

listen, you created Eat Claire, you can put a hold on it.

Have you ever considered they might actually like each other?

Eggie will eventually realize that Claire isn't right for him. But for now,

I need Saturday to go well.

Why?

Things with our family are complicated. They have these expectations.

But I just need Eggie to have my back at the chowder.

Okay.

So you're saying if Claire isn't at this chowder thingy, Then I

can manage the dance team. Correct.

And you'll stop turning Katie and Brittany against me.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Do we have a deal?

No promises.

But I'll see what I can do.

Hey, where have you been?

Where else would I be? Little town called Attaway.

Something wrong?

Nope, nothing.

You?

Clearly it's not nothing. You've been blowing us off since the night of the

pep rally.

Did something happen with Jordan?

No. I've just had a lot of homework.

Okay, are you gonna stop being weird and start hanging out with us again?

I'm not the one being weird. You're being weird.

Hey, bud.

You gonna join me or...

I know you still need a little help in the love department.

So, I'm here to offer you some pointers.

Oh, that's really nice.

I'm no girl expert, but I know a thing or two.

So how do you do it?

Well, it's all about listening and reacting.

When a girl says she's cold, offer her your sweater. When she says she's upset,

ask her why.

Okay. Girls are pretty tough.

They don't need you to be their knight in shining armor.

But they do need you there by their side when things get tough.

So how do you, you know, talk to a girl?

We'll start at the beginning.

Why don't you grab some combs and then we'll get started.

With a little practice, Senor Singer says I can pass Spanish, French, and

Italian by sophomore year in high school so I can take a gap year in Paris before

I start Princeton.

Then all you gotta do is learn Igpe Atene.

excuse me pig latin in uh pig latin oh eggy you're such a

kidder now wasn't there something you wanted to ask me ask you oh so i was

thinking on saturday you can come to my family right saturday so the chowder

bake about that claire um so i have like a bunch of family stuff going on and

this saturday is my only free day to do the english project oh but eggy i'm only

available in the afternoon right around lunchtime dang but i get it school comes

first but i gotta get to class harmony i'm sorry we better get an a

on this project we will i gotta run to practice see you in the weekend

And what I learned from my first girlfriend... Was that Quinn?

No, Quinn was fake.

It was this girl I dated here, but not really because I kind of like Rhyme. And

that's bad?

Yes, that's bad. You're not supposed to date someone unless you actually like

them. But what if you don't know if you like them or not?

Well then, you're friends with them first, then you get to know them.

But I want a girlfriend now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Patience, grasshopper.

I'm never gonna get a girlfriend.

Hey, you're okay.

Coolness runs in your veins. Have you seen Birdie?

Yeah, you're right.

Thanks TK Yeah,

now you look like okay All

right girls, let's take a beat

As captain, I need to focus on routine, costume, and spirit.

And if we're going to win regionals this year, we need organization.

So that's why I'm announcing our new team manager, Harmony McAdam!

Is it done?

Next week on Chicken Girls.

It's not my fault we have homework.

It's your fault for scheduling it on the same day as Eggie's chowder bake. Hey!

Look at those two finishing each other's sentences.

Mom! It warms my heart. If you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm Astrid. I'm

Layla. Thanks.