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Couldn't you survive one night without your new friend's rhyme?

I'm surprised you noticed since you're always on your phone. Stop fighting, you

guys! I'll be quiet, Quinn. Why are you always defending her? Because you and

Ash are always ganging up on her. Because she's a bad friend.

Is something burning?

Guys!

We fly so high.

We fly together.

We are a girl gang like birds of a feather.

I realize I haven't been the best friend.

Understatement of the year?

Sorry. Kidding.

No, I mean, you're right. I've missed a ton of Tuesday Teas. I don't want to

make it up to you guys. So what do you have planned?

I ordered pizza.

It's on the way, and there's also cookie dough to bake later. No eating raw

cookie dough, Quinn. That was one time!

That's the pizza.

I'll get it.

Okay, so what kind of pizza did you order?

Uh, hiya, Mrs. Simpson.

You're not the pizza guy.

Have you seen my dog, Reggie?

Um... No, I'm sorry. Did he get out? No, he's home. He got groomed. He looks

fabulous. Okay.

Well, have a good night.

Ready to make some movie magic?

Alan, for the film, it's due Monday.

We don't really got a choice.

That's not exactly the can-do attitude I was hoping for.

Hopefully he came with some Oscar-winning ideas.

I was thinking a buddy cop movie about two friends from Millwood.

No. How about a boxer that learned how to cook?

Seriously?

Jeez.

Okay.

Who's bluffing?

I don't know.

I guess we'll find out.

Alright,

well, I raise you two hair ties.

And a scrunchie.

I fold.

You're not showing your whole hand if you keep squirming like that.

Sorry, guys. It's Robbie. I just never know when he's going to be able to

respond. How is Robbie? He's great. We're great.

Nobody said you weren't. You guys are legit couple ghouls. Yeah, honestly, if

anyone can survive long distance, it's you two.

Um, so, anyone going to call my bet? Not me.

Okay.

Um, okay.

What about a horror film?

Ketchup is never believable as blood.

What about a comedy? Not feeling funny.

I've got it. What about a murder mystery about a guy that kills his film partner

for being a total toolbox?

Whatever, dude. Don't whatever dude me. I've given you like 20 ideas and you

shot down every one of them. Because they all have bait. Then do something

better.

Listen, I don't know what your problem is, man, but if you didn't want to be

film partners, you already had an out.

Okay, hold up for a second.

I'm so happy the pizza finally got here. I'm starving.

Are you sure you don't want any, Quinn? Yeah, I already ate. I'm okay. All

right, there's more if you change your mind.

Next game.

Never have I ever.

Ooh, this will be okay.

Okay, um, never have I ever been in love with a ketchup packet.

Oh, no!

Okay, um, never have I ever dressed up like a chicken before.

Ouch. Ouch.

Not it. I'm gonna go put the cookies in the oven.

Hey, wait.

Um, you do one first.

Um, fine. Never have I ever ignored my boyfriend to hang out with my cool older

friends.

Good one. Never have I ever tried to steal my cousin's boyfriend.

How does Robbie have time to work when you're always texting him?

If you must know, I'm texting a classmate about the debate team.

Hey!

Doesn't look like you're texting Carlos only about debates.

Geez, don't you have an ex-boyfriend to stalk on social media or something?

Don't you have boyfriends to juggle?

Saved by the bell.

Whatever.

Got your mail.

Gemma, what are you doing here?

Party tonight, at the club. You're coming with.

Tonight? I thought it was 18 and over on the weekends. What, are you scared?

No, it's just I have a couple friends over. The club isn't open for an hour.

We can pre-party here.

What are you guys doing here?

I didn't know this was an open party.

Jim, I just wanted to say hi.

What are we playing?

Uh, Never Have I Ever, but that's probably too childish for you. No.

I actually love that game. I'll go first.

Be our guest.

Okay.

Never have I ever kissed a boy at the spot.

Oops.

Okay. Um, never have I ever written snail mail love letters to an ex before.

Rhyme, you're such a romantic.

Never have I ever written love letters to an ex who didn't even bother to read

them.

Oh, this is getting juicy.

Be honest.

This is about rhyme, because if you're mad at me for dating her, you can just

say it.

It's not about rhyme.

Not exactly.

What is it?

It's been really hard coming back to Ottawa.

A lot harder than I thought.

I miss football.

I miss my life.

And most of all, I miss my girlfriend.

I didn't know you were dating someone.

I am.

Or at least I was before I left.

It's okay, bro. You can answer.

You got a girlfriend, too.

Quinn? Oh.

I was putting the cookies in the oven and I got hungry.

Quinn.

I only had a couple pieces. It's no big deal.

You've skipped a lot of meals lately.

I noticed you didn't have lunch almost at all this week.

I just haven't been feeling well. That's all.

I'm fine. I promise.

Bye.

So you're gossiping about us now? Oh, and you finished all the pizza.

Super. It's fine. We can grab something on the way to the club. The club?

I thought you planned a sleepover for us.

Couldn't you survive one night without your new friend's rhyme? I'm surprised

you noticed since you're always on your phone. Stop fighting, you guys! Oh, be

quiet, Quinn. Why are you always defending her? Because you and Asher are

always ganging up on her. Because she's a bad friend.

Is something burning?

The cookies!

Rhyme, there's smoke coming from your house.

We burnt some cookies, Mrs. Simpson.

I like my cookies soft, not crunchy.

Well, the cookies aren't for you.

Well, I'll remember that next time I'm going to bring you a casserole.

Wynne doesn't feel well, so Rooney's coming to pick her up. And we're going

to hang out at Ellie's.

Fine by me.

So, time for the club?

What you were saying before about, you know, leaving home, coming back.

I feel like that'd be a good jumping off point for our movie.

Alienation's a pretty universal feeling.

Alienation-like.

Outer space.

You know, loneliness, isolation.

I was never a big vocabulary guy.

Wait, let's run with that. We use your story, but with creatures from a

different planet.

I like that.

I'm so glad we ditched those Debbie Downers. Such bad vibes.

All right, now how am I gonna get in? It's 18 and up.

Gemma thinks of everything, babe.

This is supposed to be me.

Just be confident. The bouncer is totally oblivious. Trust me.

That's my girl.

See you inside.

Next time on Chicken Girls.

Glurp Gleep or Blurp Gleep?

Definitely Glurp Gleep. Gleep Glurp. Gleep neighbors.

Gleep the lovers.

Glurp Glurp. Glurp Gleep. Wait, you guys, does anybody know something about

this?

Yeah, that it's kind of dumb.