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No, no, no!
You've lost your pride.
No.
Please.
Please.
I have a daughter.
Action.
And that was the best day ever.
Pretty good, right?
It's 'cause you're such a good director, Zadie.
That's why.
Do it again, Dad.
Again? No way.
It was perfect
- Again. - Okay.
She wants me to do it again.
Miss him?
Was he really that bad in the end?
He was crazy.
He dressed in camouflage
and ran around in the woods until somebody shot him.
Must have been hard on you.
We were separated a long time.
Now, your Uncle Shizzle,
now that's the kind of crazy that worked out.
Breakfast?
But I wanna play Bruce Lee.
Let your Grandpa Shizzle sleep.
He was at an after party with Martha Stewart last night
and he needs his rest.
But I wanna play.
Come on, do what you're told.
Where am I?
No matter.
Somebody there?
We have met before.
Who are you?
I must speak to you of Zadie.
Biggie, is that you?
You can call me Le Grand Pied.
Thanks.
It's good, thank you.
What?
Updates to the personal checklist?
Changed some of the words.
Made it a little easier to remember.
Can we go through it?
I'm not really in the mood to do that, you know?
Well, in light of you getting this new gig, might be.
Yes.
Yeah, okay.
You're right. - Mm hm.
And thank you again for the NASA video.
Don't sell yourself short.
You got that all on your own merit.
Okay.
- Is that Kaya? - Mm hm.
Yeah, we're getting dad's old lenses today.
Uh, okay, but does he have to be in on this?
I mean, he's my best friend.
And my DP, so yes.
He doesn't always get along.
Yeah, that's true.
But, he'll be doing the filming, I'll be doing the talking.
It's okay.
Let me out, let me out
Or you're gonna have a new best
Maybe if we seriously kill it on this video,
it'll lead to something real.
Like the ocean.
Gimme a, gimme a gig
I am a real thing
Let me out, let me out
Let me go have a real bad time
Oh, your father was cute.
Yeah, the ladies really liked him.
Ah, I bet the boys too.
Huh?
Oh my God.
Look?
Cool, plug it in.
- We'll give it a second. - Yeah.
Hey, here we go.
- Oh. - Ready?
Dun dun duh duh!
Ah.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
Yeah, these are great.
I mean, I need to get an adapter to fit,
but they should function.
Of course, I have to do image test first.
Hitler jokes
aren't funny.
I know, I'm sorry
Ah.
Should I do a 9/11 joke or?
No? - Please don't.
No? Okay.
It's hot.
Oh my God.
This thing is ancient.
It's back when people had home buttons.
Yeah, it's quaint, you know?
Press a button, you go home.
On the cave walls in Normandy,
I saw fresh paintings with the same carotenoid pigments
as those used by Neanderthals.
But as a scientist, let me assure you
that what I saw was something more, something magical,
which gave me an orgasmic tingle through my entire body.
What?
Whoa.
Doesn't seem crazy.
He doesn't seem crazy to me.
Orgasmic tingle?
Bigfoot is French?
Yeah, seems crazy to me.
Well then, something like this could be proof, yeah?
Seemed like he thought it was some kind of caveman.
And that didn't seem crazy.
But this,
no, it's probably a fake.
Even if it is,
this is what we've always been looking for.
A juicy story.
I know, it is so juicy.
Mm hm.
It would make a great duck.
It would.
Yeah.
Someday, okay?
Because in a weeks' time, using only the magic of cinema,
we have to turn 85 NASA administrators into straight up Gs.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Didn't even know that thing worked.
Hello?
Little Zadie, that you?
Um, yes, Uncle Shizzle.
I need to see you, immediately.
They don't even know it is
They're living the life
Their life, their time
You cannot control them
Let me out, let me out
Let me go have a real bad time
I had a dream about a magical creature.
And you were in it.
Your dad was telling the truth the whole time.
The reason I know, I had an encounter myself.
With Bigfoot?
Yeah, little Kayla.
Well, my name is actually--
In my dream, he went by Le Grand Pied,
and he was a badass.
I'm looking after my grandson.
Knows I'm in monk training,
and could think of nothing better than to get my goat.
But as you could see , I am unmoved.
Love that kid.
That's quite charming.
Back in the day, I was in Paris,
and found out my friend Shaka
grew up near where your dad was running around in the woods.
So we went to visit,
figured I could talk some sense into him.
First night there, I was out having my nightcap smoke.
We look around, he came out the trees,
he locked eyes with me,
and I felt the tingle all through my body.
It's just like--
Your dad made me swear not to tell.
Said I saw a magical beast.
Did you?
All these years, I never knew.
Until today, when in my dream,
he asked me to send you to France 'cause he needs your help.
Me?
Why me?
What sort of help does he need?
Didn't say
Hyah, hyah.
Stand down, Ricky Santino.
Hyah, hyah!
You leave me no choice!
Sweet dreams, little warrior.
Now, I'm not going to tell you how I know this,
but I've learned in my life when a magical creature calls,
you better listen.
And from the tone of this one, sounds urgent.
So, if you want to go find Le Grand Pied,
I'll be happy to send you.
Me too?
Yeah, lil Kayla.
I figured you could be Zadie's protector.
My name's Kaya, but yes, I will do this.
Can we have a sec?
Of course.
The video's in six days.
So we do this first, and we get back before.
We get back in time?
Yeah.
We're in.
All right, I'll tell Shaka you're coming.
I'll be busy, but you can call me on this.
This is for you, protector.
Make sure you keep her safe.
Yeah, understood.
Word of warning.
Your dad told me
that when Le Grand Pied talks in people's minds,
it brings danger.
I thought he was paranoid, but after my dream today,
y'all can't be too careful.
Grandpa, you don't fight 'cause you scared.
Bawk bawk, Grandpa.
Oh hell no.
That's gonna be consequences, Ricky Santino!
Oh, it's so cool, I'm literally shaking.
I know.
But is this a bad idea?
I'm supposed to be responsible.
This is a great idea.
Think about it.
You might even find out what happened to your father.
Okay.
Okay. - Okay?
Yeah? - Yeah.
Yah, yah!
Where's it goin'
I believe in the tale of the women
The cat shit in the garden?
Look.
Hi, Mom.
Are you in bed yet?
Um, no, not yet.
You?
I'm in bed, but I'm not sleeping.
Where are you?
Uh, Kaya and I are at a screening of a foreign film.
Alright, funsies.
Okay, well I feel better.
I can sleep now.
Thank you. - No problem.
But listen, we should go because it's about to start.
Enjoy (chuckling).
Feel completely lost.
Look, locals.
Okay.
Hi, Do you guys know we're at 31 du Valle is?
Aren't you going to ask me if I speak English?
Right.
Sorry (chuckling).
Um, do you?
This is 31 du Valle.
It's just very hard because it doesn't have any numbers.
Mm hm.
Yes, it is that way for a reason.
We're here to see Shaka Pari.
You're here to see Shaka Pari?
No, no.
A lot of people are client.
But you can't just walk in here and see Shaka.
Oh, well we're expected.
My uncle's an old friend and he called ahead.
Who's your uncle?
Right, who the hell are you?
Look, Kaya, it's fine.
I'm Zadie James and my uncle is Shizzle.
It's Shizzle.
Okay (laughing).
Prove it.
Prove it, okay.
Do you guys have like a secretary
or somebody else
I could talk to?
I don't know what you're saying.
Hey, hi.
You Zadie, right?
- That's me. - Cool.
My name is Akil.
- Hi. - Nice to meet you.
So if you guys come with me, then we'll just, um.
Come.
Bonjour, I'm Shaka.
I have to say I'm not very happy with the Shiz.
He calls after years, and doesn't ask about my life.
Nothing.
Just wants a favor.
Oof.
Yeah, that's not nice.
Not cool.
I thought he would congratulate me for my album.
No.
He gave me no attention.
Nothing.
Ah!
Well, you know, I'm sure he will.
He's just been really busy watching his grandson.
Yeah, it's true.
Ms. Pari?
Shaka.
Honestly, I never heard of you before today,
but now that I have,
I'm gonna listen to everything you've ever written.
Because you're one of the coolest people
in the entire world.
Yeah, so cool.
Yeah.
So kind.
I'm cool.
Cool person.
Cool chick.
Alright, Zadie James, I'm gonna help you and your boyfriend.
- Oh, God no. - Oh, what?
No.
- But first. - Eh, screw it.
You better hear what I have to say.
Back in the day,
I took Shizzle to the village where I grew up.
The first night there, he saw something,
which to me sounded like a circus bear.
I hate circuses.
So naturally, I didn't wanna talk about it.
He seemed to think it was more than just a bear.
Yeah, he did.
Well, whatever it was,
I'm afraid you may be too late.
About a month ago, the country policeman shot two bear
in the woods near our village.
So, well, there's a good chance
that what you're looking for is already dead.
So, are you sure?
We have to find out for ourselves.
Yeah.
Let's go.
These tracks from when I was 12 years old
living in Atlanta.
You believe that?
No, wow.
Been rapping my whole life, you know?
Always a fan of Shizzle, LBC, Hood Life.
You know what I mean?
- I do, yeah. - Yah, yah.
But I think when I put out a single,
it's gonna be beatboxing.
You know why?
Because that's my fucking gift.
I love that, beatboxing.
So, your single's just going to be beatboxing
and nothing else/
- Yeah, exactly. - That's great.
I think it's a good idea.
But here, let me just throw some at you, okay?
Okay, okay.
Sure. - Sure.
- You ready? - Yeah.
Listen.
That's so good.
You like it?
- Oh yeah. - Yes.
Wow.
Can't wait to listen to a whole song of that.
Thanks for sharing that with us.
Yeah.
We're here.
Wake up, guys.
Welcome in Normandy, guys.
Oh my gosh.
Okay guys, so for lodging here, you have two choices.
You can first stay at the hostel, run by the mayor,
or if you want, you can rent a room
from Jean-Claude, the angry farmer.
On the right side.
- Hostel. - Hostel, yeah.
Hostel. - Yeah.
Okay, but one thing you should know
is people here generally fall in two factions.
Okay, those who love the mayor and those who hate her.
Which side are you on?
You know, me and Shaka are on team Mayor
'cause she's a big fan of Shaka
and she lets me crash in the town hall sometimes.
So, you know.
That's nice.
Yeah, of course.
Hey, what does that sign say?
Closed.
Mayor at meeting.
Rule-breakers will be punished.
Yeah.
Ah.
Okay.
Norby, my man.
Akil!
Royalty in the house from LA.
California, baby.
- Hi. - You don't say.
Home of the silver screen.
Come on then, what are we drinking?
Um, anything local we should try?
Cider made from apples grown right around here.
- Delicious. - Okay, yeah.
This place is really charming.
- Yah, it's really cute. - Thank you.
I run it with my partner over there.
He's been putting up with me for 20 years.
Barely.
So, we hear that there's a feud going on.
Which side are you on?
Ah.
Me, I'm Switzerland.
Never take sides, never get upset,
unless of course you insult my favorite band, AOB.
Oh yeah, of course.
Who is AOB?
Ace of Base, obviously.
Look, I might be neutral, but the pub's not.
The drunks in here,
they're all on the side of the mayor's older sister,
Lady Noire, who they knew as an opera singer in her youth.
So what started all of this?
Well, after Lady Noire inherited everything
from her parents, her little sister became mayor.
She then passed a law
saying that no one in the village
was allowed to speak to her.
Lady Noire now lives cooped up
with her maid in the family mansion.
That's so sad.
Yeah, but she's not forgotten.
One night a month, folk round here raise a glass
when Lady Noire sings to the setting sun.
- Sounds nice. - Yah.
So I have to ask, why Ace of Base?
Was this like something that you grew up with?
Why?
Because they're the best European band ever.
Undisputed.
Well, I think that maybe, actually,
that Abba is what you're saying.
Abba?
- Yeah. - Abba are drivel.
AoB's got meaning.
Abba's just dancey shite.
Yeah, but Abba is, you know, has a larger fan base.
- Kaya. - Has way,
what are they called?
Way more hits and singles. - Get out.
You know that they were offered half a billion.
I'm sorry.
He didn't mean to insult you or anything--
Out, before I beat you with a bat.
I'd like to see it over Ace of Base.
- Come on, Kaya. - Really?
Off you go, south rat.
Completely better.
Why'd you say that?
You always piss people off.
Sorry, but I'm right.
Zadie.
Zadie James!
I heard you were coming.
So now, I will book you into the hostel.
But, quickly.
If you leave everything as you found it,
there will be no problem.
Otherwise, cleaning fee.
For untidiness, you will be blamed,
as there is no one else here.
Of course.
Question.
Have you heard about anyone seeing a Bigfoot around here?
In French, you call it Le Grand Pied.
Young woman, we do not talk of this thing.
Our village is known for cider, not conspiracies.
Filthy animal.
Now, we check the wound for damages.
Seems extreme.
Follow me.
Okay.
Since you were in the pub,
I'm sure you heard there's a village ordinance.
Don't talk to your sister.
Correct.
She influenced voting and must suffer consequences.
It seems more personal than that.
It is.
I despise her.
Because of the inheritance?
Because I was in love with a woman
and she turned our Catholic parents against me.
But now, she cannot have what she truly craves.
Attention.
Seems extreme.
Keep up.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Why not?
We can't sleep.
Yah, this will be good.
So, maybe we walk and talk this way.
- Okay. - Right.
All right.
I'm ready.
On this dark night in the forest of Normandy,
we are here seeking evidence of the supernatural.
Apparently, the mysterious Bigfoot is in France,
and he has invited me to an audience.
Is that cheesy?
Yah, it is cheesy.
Okay.
Why don't you go shoot B roll and I'll gather my thoughts.
Cool.
Okay.
Um,
uncovering the truth
insight of a myth.
Bigfoot is in France.
Zadie.
Yeah?
I think you need to come take a look at this.
Oh my God.
You think? - I don't know.
But whatever made this definitely had opposable thumbs.
Yeah.
Okay.
We are here seeking evidence of the supernatural.
And I think we may have found something.
The twisting of these branches
could only be done by something powerful,
perhaps even primal.
Uh, how was that?
Little late for hunting.
Come on, let's get the hell out here.
I think somebody didn't want us
up there. - Oh my God.
13,
14.
3 o'clock.
We overslept.
Oh.
- Kaya. - What?
Kaya, get up.
We have to go.
I keep it now.
Well, that was rude.
Uh, no, I have not seen this, but I know one who has.
Come.
His name is Jean-Claude.
Oh, what, like that hunky farmer guy
with all the rooms for rent?
Mm.
Oh, were you lovers?
In love, but too scared to say.
- So sad. - Yeah, very sad.
From the mud of a stream, he made a plaster.
And when he left it in the pub, I took it.
I will give you this proof
if I can have private time with him.
What?
Private time?
What, for what?
To feed him and watch him eat.
Ew. No.
That's creepy, clog lady.
No, no.
I'll do this.
Yah. - What?
Look, we need to evidence.
Plus, I'm not not into it.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
That's huge.
Yeah, well, you know they say about big feet.
Big clog.
You sure you're gonna be okay here?
Yah, mm hm.
Okay.
Um, well I guess while y'all are here,
I'll just go check out the farmer
and see what I can coax out of him.
You know, maybe rent a couple of rooms
with like actual beds.
Yah, do that.
Okay.
- Alright. - Yah.
- Okay. - Go.
So, we're going to be eating something, huh (laughing)?
Here we go.
Jean-Claude's chateau.
Are you not coming with me?
He knows you're coming.
I gotta buy you some smoke
for my homeboy before he runs out.
You feel me?
Okay.
Hi.
I'm Zadie.
My friend and I are renting a couple of rooms.
Akil said he called you.
Hi.
You must be Jean-Claude.
I don't speak French.
That sounds so pretty.
Wow.
How many rooms are here?
Do you rent all of those?
So cool.
Here we are.
Great.
And the other room is--
Can we rent two rooms please?
Okay, geez, we'll make this work.
Hey.
Here we are.
Oh, this is charming.
Again, not a word.
In English.
Thanks.
You know, you're not so mean.
Are you sure you don't speak a little English?
Okay, good.
We're getting along.
So, can I show you something?
The lovely clog lady gave us this.
And she was saying that you might have had a sighting of--
Yeah, okay, fine.
Take it.
You know what, I take it back.
You are mean.
And I was only asking
because I was called to find Le Grand Pied.
That was a start.
It was so delicious.
Like, and the entire time I was eating,
she kept calling me Jean-Claude.
She really loves him.
It's quite beautiful.
Yeah, well I don't see why.
He's a maniac.
Wouldn't let me translate with my phone.
And then he started crying like out of nowhere.
Ah.
Don't worry.
I'll get us in.
I don't know how.
Um, so he's still mad.
Yeah. - Okay.
But he's gonna let us sit in the back.
- Good. - Come on.
I wonder what's going on out there.
Tonight's the night Lady Noire sings to the setting sun.
Will we be able to see her from here?
No, not from here.
But if you creep up on her, I won't tell my partner.
Okay.
Sounds good, thank you.
But if by chance you see her wooden arm,
don't say anything.
People are protective of Lady Noire.
She has a wooden arm?
Shh.
She has a wooden arm.
Psst, Lady Noire.
Lady Noire!
Oh my God.
He's here. - Bigfoot?
He likes the singing.
Come on!
These shoes were meant for fashion, not running.
Do you see him?
Do you see where he went?
Did you get anything on your phone?
'cause I didn't. - I didn't have my phone out.
He really blends in with everything, doesn't he?
Sick of "Where's Waldo" here.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Big girl.
You're a big, big girl, yes.
Let's go.
Filthy girl.
Hello?
Madam Mayor, I need your help.
Shaka.
It is so good to hear from you.
How can I help?
Zadie James and her friends need to go.
Can you find a reason to throw them out of the village?
I think so.
But why?
We are organizing a hunt, you and I.
And it's best if they're not there.
But it is not hunting season.
For me, it is.
Shaka.
13:06 o'clock?
Dang it.
Why?
Come on, we have to go.
We overslept.
We don't have to do anything.
Stop.
If you're going to spank me, at least do it harder.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Oh, what the hell is with this jet lag?
I'm so tired, I want to kill a baby duck.
A duckling?
Yeah, whatever.
I don't care.
Just kill it.
How about coffee instead?
Oh my God.
Mm.
The hell is that?
Yeah, what the F?
I can't deal with her right now.
You're gonna have to deal with this and talk to her soon.
I will tell her the truth.
I will.
Okay.
Now, if I was a hunky farmer, where would I hide my key?
Now, where would you hide your key?
Is it one of those?
No.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know, Kaya.
He could be back any minute.
Hey, no risk, no frisk, baby.
All right.
I can do this?
You got this, queen.
Thanks.
You wouldn't believe
how much NASA spent on my dinner last night.
Mom, I need to tell you something.
All right, sneaky little farmer boy.
Oh.
Ooh?
Moo, moo,
you sneaky little devil, you.
Ah.
I am serious, Mom.
Zadie, don't be foolish.
What you saw was fake.
Okay, whatever it was, I need to find out.
'cause I need to know what happened to Dad.
So this is about your father.
You're turning into your father.
No, I'm, I'm not, okay?
But I just,
I won't be home in time for the video.
I'm sorry.
Apology not accepted.
You better get your ass back here
or you'll never be hired by NASA again
and you'll be fired as my roommate.
What does that even mean?
It means
that you will have to find your own damn place to live.
- Mom-- - Don't mom me.
I trusted you, and you're letting me down.
Sorry.
But I'm staying.
Zadie.
You have to see this.
A sneaky farmer.
It's a secret.
- Oh. - Mm.
Ooh, what's this?
This is the Pacific Northwest.
Yeah, he's been posting pics and vids
of sightings there for years now.
Whoa.
Yeah, and then using an anonymous server
to cover his tracks.
So, rugged farmer and tech nerd?
- Mm. - That's kinda hot.
Mm.
But why would he do all of this?
To protect Le Grand Pied, of course.
You speak English.
Your father saved the creature
by fooling the Hunter and leading him astray.
Wait, who's the Hunter?
An evil spirit created to kill magical creatures.
For 10 years, I held up the ruse
and kept him on a false trail in America.
Oh.
Young lady, it was I who frightened you in the forest
to try and scare you away.
You see, if Le Grand Pied contacts you in your mind,
it will bring the Hunter here.
So, you must leave (sobbing).
No, I can't leave.
I have to find out what it wants from me.
Why so emotional?
Because I love Le Grand Pied, and have seen him suffer.
It's unbearable.
What did you see?
I saw him lose his mate.
Mate?
A month ago.
He was killed by the country policeman
who thought he was a bear.
How terrible.
Yeah.
Le Grand Pied keeps to himself.
But from afar, I have watched him suffer.
Oh my God, yikes.
Gorgeous.
Yah, go ahead.
Do we really think her singing
will draw him out of the forest?
It's worth a try.
Okay.
The law says you cannot be seen talking to mademoiselle.
She's a perfect Catholic and cannot cause a lie.
So, you will wear these.
What about you?
Follow this string to where she waits in the salon.
I apologize for not greeting you.
I must wear the mask as well if I cannot be dishonest,
even with the cruelty that has been thrust upon me.
Um, that's okay, Lady Noire.
You sound close.
So, let's be almost there.
Zadie.
Made it.
Bloody hell.
Oh. - Monsieur,
there will be no cursing in this house, young man.
Kaya.
I'm trying.
I'm sorry.
Shh.
Sorry.
Now, what brings you here today?
We are filmmakers.
We heard you sing, and we wanna film you singing.
Yah, to the setting sun.
Surrounded by nature.
How thrilling.
Oh merde, let's take off these silly things
so that way we can see each other.
Now, you are an American film director?
I am.
Mm, too bad.
I hate American film.
They lack style.
This one will be more European in style.
Really?
- Mm hm> - Yah,
I'm the cinematographer and I'm from Austria.
Hmm.
Well, his dad is a famous DP.
Huge.
Yah, huge.
Well, in that case, I will do it.
When do we start?
Today, if possible.
Wonderful.
Yah.
But before we work together,
it is important that I share with you
the truth about my sister.
- Sure. - Yah, okay.
Marie-Claire,
tea by the fire.
She was always evil, my sister.
She hated me because I had all of the talent
and she had none.
So I begged my parents to exorcise her,
but alas, they did not.
Marie-Claire, you may remove the mask.
It is no longer needed.
No, mademoiselle.
When she was a teenager, my sister went wild.
Taking drugs,
having delusions that Shaka Pari had kissed her.
But there was no kiss.
What really happened
was she was arrested for stalking Shaka.
My parents were so embarrassed that they disowned her.
And then they died.
Left, left, yep.
Yep, yep.
Yep.
Marie-Claire, you are ridiculous.
I'm keeping the honor of the house, madam.
No, you are making a fool of me.
Can you not remember your place for once?
Oui, madame.
Oui, madame.
Forgive her.
She means well.
Blessings on you.
Are you out of your goddam mind?
I am free from his constraints.
Yes.
But if you're referring as Zadie,
I sent her after being contacted by the supernatural.
Oh, is that it?
You did that without consulting me first.
You would've said no.
Damn right.
Because it's nonsense, dangerous nonsense.
I disagree on this, sister.
Shizz, I wanna believe in this stuff, I do.
If I found out there were supernatural beings,
I'd put my feet up and start smoking pot again.
But it's not true.
It's fantasy.
I respectfully disagree.
Look alive.
What is that?
Oh, that's my new iguana, Sophie.
Disgusting.
We will talk about it later.
You are needed on a mission for me and Shaka.
Yes.
This is the place.
- Yah. - Yeah?
Ah, the beauty of nature.
You look wonderful.
Okay, are we rolling?
Rolling.
And.
Not bad.
Yah.
Hope this works.
Me too.
Come on, where are you?
Zadie, blessed daughter.
Yes?
Oh, shit.
Mm.
What's going on?
I don't know, you tell me.
I was just having a dream about.
Le Grand Pied.
Yeah.
Well, I was having a dream about him too.
Yah?
Okay, so you're not the only one that's special.
What is that supposed to mean?
I had a connection with him.
Me too.
I could smell him.
I took in his scent.
Oh, you didn't take in his scent, did you?
He made eye contact with me and he spoke into my mind.
I doubt he made eye contact with you.
The lighting wasn't right for it.
Oh, yes it was.
You can't be too sure.
Oh, I am sure.
Shall we check the footage?
I didn't film.
What?
Are you serious?
Oh my God.
You didn't film anything?
I was having an experience.
Okay, so you couldn't point the camera
in the right fricking direction?
I'm sorry.
Sorry?
Oh, Kaya, we have nothing to show now.
I said I was sorry!
Sorry's not good enough, okay?
My mom was right about you.
Okay, there you go.
Crying.
Cool.
Yeah.
Okay, Kaya, fine.
I'm sorry.
No.
You do this by yourself.
What?
You do this by yourself?
Look, Kaya, hey, I said I'm sorry.
I don't care what you want.
Doesn't matter what you say.
Ah ha.
If you cannot follow the rules,
then you must leave at once.
What are you talking about?
I had Akil follow you,
and he said you broke the unbreakable law.
That can't be a real law.
Don't worry, I'm getting away from here
and all of you rotten French people.
I just need a ride to the train station.
Akil will drive you boat to Paris.
That is it.
I'm not going with her.
If you can't give me a ride, I'll walk.
Wait.
Kaya. - Stupid girl.
I told you Le Grand Pied was in danger.
You must go.
Le Grand Pied?
Ridiculous.
Akil saw only a circus bear.
No, please just let me stay.
No.
If you are not out as a village in one hour,
I will have the country policeman drag you out!
Hi.
You don't sound so good.
Everything fell apart.
What happened?
We saw Le Grand Pied,
and I thought that it spoke to me in my mind.
But-- - You may have imagined it.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
Thanks.
You know, if you hurry,
you can get back in time for the job.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll hurry.
Sorry about the way things went down.
You know, I only threw those firecrackers
'cause I thought you were in trouble, you know?
Maybe it's for the best.
And, uh, what happened out there?
Honestly, I am so exhausted, so I don't even know.
Well, it's a sad day for everybody, I guess.
What do you mean?
Until today,
I thought Shaka was sending my demo to your uncle.
But actually, she doesn't care for Shizzle no more, so.
Why not?
I'm not sure.
Her perimeter has been pushing the whole mean girl thing.
Together, they're going to hunt down Shizzle's bear.
Wait, hunt it?
Yeah, and then like TikToks about it.
Stuff like this, you know?
No, but they can't do that though, can they?
Already started.
It's set up for later today.
What's her promoter's name?
Oh, calls himself Monsieur Hunter.
According to Shaka, he's legit.
Hunter.
Oh no.
Okay, petrol time.
Let's go.
I am gonna take a walk.
Okay, take your time.
Cashier is a friend of mine,
so I'm gonna see if he wants to buy a selfie off me.
Don't be foolish.
What you saw was fake.
Whatever made this definitely had opposable thumbs.
Our village is known for cider, not conspiracies.
What do I do?
This is about your father.
You're turning into your father.
What am I supposed to do?
I have to watch him suffer.
Oh, oh my God (sobbing).
Don't cry, little Zadie.
It's okay.
Uncle Shizzle, is that you?
Not exactly.
Shizzle's asleep, so you're hearing his spirit.
Where are you?
In the water, lil Zadie, the water on the wind.
Uncle Shizzle.
Destiny ain't easy, baby girl.
And you are doing great.
Thanks.
But, what do I do?
You gotta defend the ones you love.
But how?
What does that mean?
You gotta fight for 'em.
Wait, don't go, don't go.
With all your heart, Lil Zadie,
- Don't go! - With all your heart.
I don't speak French.
I need a ride.
- Where to? - West.
Cool.
Yeah, we're headed out west.
Gonna check out the.
Wait, where are you going?
- Welcome aboard. - Thank you.
Let's do it.
Thank you.
A support team will be assembled and waiting.
Excellent.
Now put the village on emergency curfew.
But I don't know if I can--
Don't let me down.
We'll be there soon.
Thank you.
Take care now, you hear?
Come on.
Answer.
Please answer.
What do you want?
Hi.
Um, I need your help.
Yeah.
It's nothing new.
Are you already on the train?
No, I'm not even up the station.
This country's so stupid. - Oh, thank goodness.
Listen, I'm sorry I was mean to you.
Okay? - Yah, you should be.
The Hunter is on his way to the village
to kill Le Grand Pied.
He's what?
He and Shaka are hunting it.
Not okay.
That is the only creature to have ever caressed my soul.
We've gotta defend it at all costs.
Yah.
How do we do that?
Well, the Hunter will have guns, so we need some too.
Guns.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
Alright.
I am coming.
All must be inside and businesses must close.
All business must close.
I don't think so.
It is my decree and you will obey.
I don't take sides, but this pub don't close,
'cept bank days and holidays.
And only the king can change that, governor.
Yes, it's a hilarious thing to say.
It's so good to see you, Shaka.
Your support team.
Fine.
Let's get started.
Do you forgive me?
Yah, totally.
Okay, then let's do this.
Yeah.
Looking for this?
How did you know?
I could tell that you both had encounters,
felt love, and would return,
but I said nothing
because I was jealous.
Shame on you!
No, it's okay.
We were jealous, too.
We both wanted to possess love instead of setting it free.
But now, the hunt is on,
and we need to fight with all of our hearts.
- Yah. - I will fight beside you.
But not with this.
Le Grand Pied flees from guns,
so we could accidentally force him
into the hands of the enemy.
Fine.
That's fine.
We don't need guns or bullets or bombs.
What we need is to remember
what every single kid learns in theater camp,
that imagination is power!
Sacre bleu!
What are you here for?
For the love of nature.
Come on.
Come on, please answer.
If you get this, I really need your help.
Let me know when you're in position.
They are in place and ready.
If it runs that side, do not hesitate.
Understood.
Don't hesitate to kill.
And report suspicious activities immediately.
Understood.
Immediately.
Shh.
Here's where I'm feeling.
Le Grand Pied.
You're in danger!
Le Grand Pied!
Let us help you!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, turn it around, Sauerkraut.
No, you just must listen to me.
It's important.
You're not welcome here.
I know it's the fault of my sassy mouth,
but Norby, what is happening right now
is bigger than you and me.
It's as big as love and life.
What are you on about?
The mayor,
she's trying to kill a creature of rare beauty,
and we need to stop her.
Not a chance.
Norby, I know that you're not Switzerland.
I know that you are a lover of the drunks
and the derelicts, of the singers and the dreamers.
And right here, right now, they need you.
They need all of you to join the resistance!
Yah?
Oh, he's listin' to the left.
Ooh.
Come on!
That's him!
Go on without me.
Okay.
Gentle Zadie, I know the kindness you have arranged.
Shizzle will ship me to Canada
to live with the last of my kind.
That's right.
It's all arranged.
Unfortunately, Le Grand Pied cannot accept,
for his fate must end here.
But we can get you out.
I need not escape.
What I need, I can only entrust to one as pure as you.
I'm gonna kill you!
Take good care of her.
I will.
You must hurry.
Where is he?
He's not coming with us.
She is.
Aw.
No!
Friends!
You have to go.
Look up here!
I'm sorry.
That's the orders.
Akil, as a fellow artist, we're begging you.
Let us get to the chopper.
No way.
Please.
I swear to you.
Ain't nothing you can say.
I swear to you on my dead father's grave,
I will give your demo to Shizzle if you just let us go.
- Hip, hip, hip! - Hooray.
- Hip, hip, hip! - Hooray.
Morning.
It's my first day, so I'm gonna make breakfast and,
starting with a smile?
Mm, good for you.
Action.
This is a story about innocence
finding safety among magical creatures.
Now their whereabouts will be kept secret,
but we filmmakers hope that anyone
who sees a magical creature
will treat it with the same love
that it brings into the world.
Yeah, it's Before Boy
Hey
It was amazing
Yes, you look amazing
You can run like your ma and pa
Or see me
Hey
It was amazing
Yes, you look amazing
You can run like your ma and pa
Or see me
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