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Oh, she's getting frisky again.

I better find a new victim to hold off the evil.

What do we have here?

There's no hero cops, they're all bastards.

Well then, Wally.

I guess we see who just won our little contest.

Now will you be stupid enough to fall for my trap.

I want a free vacation to sunny amityville.

I don't remember entering a contest.

I don't know how they got my name or my address or why I got the contest award

winning letter in a blank envelope with no return address.

But it looks like a really cozy little bit of breakfast and, you know, if I don't

accept it, they're just going to give it away to someone else.

And we can't have that.

So, you know what?

I think I'm going to go ahead and take this trip.

Because heck, I can't remember a time when it was so quiet at this time of year.

Usually we're always doing something at around Christmas.

But now this year, this year, I think I'm due for an amityville Christmas vacation.

Okay, whiskers, I'm going to go finish getting ready.

Now the trip's not too long.

And I know you can take care of yourself.

But I'll just be gone tomorrow and Christmas Eve.

I will be back Christmas today so that we can celebrate.

Were you going to be up to?

You know, sometimes I wonder what you're saying when I can't hear you.

Oh well, I know you and the boys are going to have fun.

All right, Marley and Marley, you keep an eye on her.

Whiskers things she's smarter than she is.

You boys have a lot of fun too, okay?

I'm going to go shave and get that suitcase out of here.

I'll see you later Whiskers.

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Oak Christmas tree, Yes christmas tree,

Oak Christmas tree Ok Christmas tree, Ok Christmas tree, Ok Christmas tree,

Oh Christmas tree,

Wow, let's place Looks really evil.

Like something horrible has happened here.

And something terrible was waiting for me inside.

It's good thing I'm saying it that house.

Nothing bad has ever happened there.

You must be our lucky contest winner.

Yes.

Wally Griswald.

And you are?

I am Samantha Swanson, the owner of this Christmas getaway.

And we're honored to have such a hero staying with us.

Oh, I'm no hero.

I just do what any person would do in that situation.

Protect the innocent, help people abuse my power, you know, usual police stuff.

Of course.

This place is really amazing.

I may never want to check out.

Oh, you won't be.

What?

You won't be able to leave without relaxing it is here.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I believe it with the tree and the roots.

Oh, I can't wait to put on some record later.

And wow.

I just feel so lucky to finally have something good happened to me.

Or like, no one's trying to hurt me or do something bad to me.

You have no idea how much space?

How do I even win this contest?

Well, a few times a year we always look for a special guest.

And there are always the kind of people I hate.

Huh?

Hate to never experience this.

Many names are automatically entered into the contest.

It's a bit complicated.

I mean, I bet it is, but I don't need to worry about that.

All I know is that I won, Rick didn't, and that's what matters.

Well, I'll take my leave and I'll check on

you Christmas Eve to see if you need any help.

What was that?

Ah, there's another guest staying with you.

She's upstairs.

Okay.

Okay, that makes sense.

I didn't realize I was going to be staying

with someone else, but it's a Ben breakfast.

There's multiple rooms.

I hope that she's nice.

Oh, trust me.

Her company is to die for.

All right.

I'm going to switch into my pajamas.

I am going to relax.

I'm going to have a good time, and I'm not putting

my clothes back on unless I need to help someone.

Oh,

my gosh, I'm so sorry.

I didn't realize these were your cookies.

I completely forgot that we shared this common speech.

Here.

Here's your cookies back.

I just took them.

I apologize so much, but they're delicious.

Thank you so much.

It's so kind of you.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't know you were in here.

I didn't have a lot of running.

I just thought the shower was empty.

I'm so sorry.

I'm going to go ahead and leave.

Just let you know.

I don't want to come off as man's planning

here, but I had a lot of trouble with this.

When you lock the door, you're going to have

to lift up the door as you turn the lock.

Otherwise, the lock won't take.

Okay, that's it.

I'm so sorry.

Goodbye.

Wow, doing yoga, huh?

You're really good at that.

So remember, huh?

Maybe some time you can teach me a trick or two.

Anyway, I'm sorry.

I just wanted to apologize for walking in on you in the bathroom earlier.

So I made some peppermint hot chocolate, my own special recipe.

It's a very, very aged chocolate, shaken, not stirred, extra chocolate.

And I also put in a little bit of extra crushed peppermint,

which I think really pushes the drink over the edge.

It's really refreshing.

And also makes me feel good.

Anyway, anyway, let me just hand in.

And you know, you enjoy it.

You drink it when you want.

And I'll leave you to your little workout routine here, all right?

Goodbye.

Oh my god, are you okay?

You must have cut yourself so bad here.

You're just set the knife down.

Oh my goodness.

What are you doing?

Well, I need to clean the wound in order to find it for the bandage.

You're helping me?

Yeah, of course.

Why?

Well, calping people is always the right thing to do any time of year.

But at Christmas time, it's especially important.

Nobody ever sees me.

Normally I just kill all the people that come here.

What?

Nothing.

I'm a really grizzly.

What's your name?

Jessica.

Jessica DeAngelo.

Well, it's nice to officially meet you, Jessica.

You too.

I can't find a cut to put the bandage on.

That's because it's not my blood.

Oh, cutting up some Christmas meat warrior.

Something like that.

Oh, man.

I can't get enough of just a good Christmas turkey.

I'm old fashioned like that.

I should have picked one up to cook here.

That's probably too late.

It's already Christmas Eve.

You're?

Nice.

I'm not used to nice.

Well, you're lovely.

What?

Lovely.

To be around.

Yeah, just lovely company.

That's what I was saying.

That's what I meant to say completely.

Good job, Wally.

Total safe.

She has no idea what you actually meant by that.

I haven't smiled in a long time.

Well, I'm happy to help.

So, what brings you to this lovely bed and breakfast?

Oh, I'm trapped here.

Oh, that big of a fan, huh?

Oh, I can't blame you.

The location is great.

The decorations are lovely.

And I guess the service must be top-notch.

No, I'm a spirit.

I'm cursed.

I'm trapped to hot here.

I don't even know why.

I know what you mean.

Sometimes, work makes me feel like I'm just stuck.

Like, with just chains holding down, forcing me

to do the same thing over and over and over again.

I mean, I'm literally a ghost.

I hear that sister.

But you know what I do?

I just enjoy what I love the most.

It helps free me.

How often do you get out?

I never do.

I don't know.

I think I can.

I feel compelled to hunt this house, but I don't think I'm stuck here.

See, you're never stuck.

You can always go out.

Now, I know that there's a park nearby where the sun is melted all this snow.

And I know that Christmas shopping is still happening

at the moneribyze for the hustle and bustle.

So, what do you say?

How about if I take you out to how we feel better?

You mean like a date?

A date?

I'll date with me.

I'll date together.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

I mean, I don't know.

I'll mean a date.

I just mean, you mean hanging up together alone.

I don't know how to be happy and happy.

It sounds like a date.

I don't know.

I mean, if you're up to it, I don't know if I'm up to it.

If you're up to it, I definitely want to date.

I don't know whatever likes me.

That sounds great.

Then, yes.

Let me take you on a Christmas date.

But, Wally, nobody can see me except who I choose to hunt.

Well, I know what you mean.

Sometimes I feel invisible, too.

But don't worry.

I'll make sure you know that I can see you the whole time.

Is this me?

No.

That ghost is nowhere near as cute as you.

I love him.

What the hell?

How was he still alive?

She normally kills whoever I hand her by now.

Are they?

Are they exchanging presents?

That ghost has gone soft.

I need to take care of this.

Cats and Christmas, how did you know?

Well, whenever you were asking about my interests, the only

other things you talked about were Christmas and your cat.

Sorry, if that was annoying.

No, it was sweet.

I think anyone who has that much passion about their interests is, well,

you're pure.

I could never hurt you.

No.

Well, that's good to know.

I'm closing off that I hurt myself enough.

Missile, too.

I wonder how long that's been there.

I wonder how long that's been there.

You know, let's talk to me, deadly if you eat it.

Hmm, yeah, I guess.

I read that.

Oh, be right back.

Good job, Wally.

Way to mess it up.

What sort of a social weirdo would ever see that line in a situation like this?

Yes, I'd like to speak to my supernatural case worker.

Oh, Jessica, it's good to see you.

You two Zelda.

Look, see, I have a problem.

Problem.

Alright, well, that's the first for you.

I mean, I haven't heard from you and you haven't really

called in since the very day in your icicle murder, so.

Well, I don't know what to do.

Isn't this your job as a counselor?

Okay, okay, okay.

Calm down.

Sorry.

What's the problem?

I'm in love with the human.

What?

I'm in love with a human.

Yes.

A human man or woman.

A man.

So, you aren't going to kill him?

Definitely decided against that.

Well, I mean, frankly, I mean, that goes against protocol, but...

Hold on, just let me...

I know, this is crazy.

I've never felt this way before.

He's just really, really special.

He makes me feel like I could just give up this job and get out of this place.

I've never felt that before.

The right, right, right, right.

Okay, just relax, okay.

I'm just trying to see what spirit resources says.

All right, well, I mean, this is a very rare situation.

You know, I'm not really feeling it.

But, I am seeing...

It's not unique, okay.

I'm just... I'm trying to look at other cases of ghosts and humans.

You know, what?

Let me each other and...

Okay.

Okay.

Tell me, do you have a machine in your house that

maybe turns ghosts into humans that you could use?

What?

No.

Okay, what about a spirit medium?

Here we go.

A spirit medium.

That you could possess while you're working with clay.

How does that solve my problem?

Also, no.

Okay.

Do you currently hold the necomionicon?

And you're able to convince your human love to recite

the correct passages to give you a physical form.

Of course I don't.

You know, we don't know where that book is.

Anyone could have bought it.

Well, well, just... I'm sorry.

You know, it's just...

I don't know what to tell you.

All of these situations, it's rare for a ghost to fall in love with a human.

I mean, much less one that they were supposed to be the victim of.

I mean, kind, seriously.

Most of these cases that I'm looking at just have these weird special situations

that are able to be used.

I'm sorry.

But that's not you.

Oh.

Figure something out.

Is that guy really this special?

Like, actually really this special?

He's the...

The cat's meow.

Yeah, that sounds like an inside joke.

Maybe maybe just tell him how you feel.

Wild?

Maybe you'll figure it out?

Can I help you, sir?

The name's Great and Spook.

Some say...

I'm a hunter.

Oh, you must be one of those guys that does like video reviews for alcohol and

different spirits and stuff.

Really interesting.

I was invited here by Samantha Swanson.

Send here by Samantha Swanson.

Oh, you must be another hotel guest.

You must be one of the contest winners.

Getting here kind of late though.

It's already crispy, even dusk.

So, are there a lot of guests here tonight?

Well, it's just me and Jessica.

She's really great.

It's been wonderful to get a chance to help her feel

better, but I think she has some bad Christmas memories.

Do you mind if I look around?

You're... you're a guest here at the Bad and Breakfast.

So, so you can do what you want.

I'm gonna clean up over here.

While I guess you get settled in.

Jessica, let's just me and help help the bad Christmas.

Why are you in there?

Oh, nothing like some really, really loud Christmas music.

And noise cancelling headphones to ring in Christmas Eve.

It would have been terrible if some small noise distracted me.

Jessica?

Jessica?

Wait a second.

Spirit is another word for ghost.

Somebody call me a hunter.

I mean, I'm literally a ghost.

I have a funny feeling.

Jessica might be a ghost.

And this guy took her.

Good job, Wallie.

Another expertise example of being a detective.

Figure it out all by yourself.

See where this guy is.

Hmm.

He doesn't come up in the search results.

Better do what any police officer would do in this situation.

Abuse the system for self-benefit.

I love the show coach.

So good.

Look at Luther.

Oh, a lovable scamp.

Wallie.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Rick.

How are you doing?

I'm great.

It's so nice to have a holiday that I could spend with my real family.

My family that I definitely didn't make up.

Definitely real.

And here with me right now.

Actually, my son butters took his first steps today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's great, Rick.

Look, I need a favor.

Something really important came up.

Is everything okay?

I thought you were on vacation.

I should be.

But I think one of the guests staying here got kidnapped.

I have his name.

But it's not coming up in any of the searches that I'm doing.

And I don't have access to our database here.

Could you give me any information you can on a Creightened spook.

Business name.

The spirit snagger.

Phone number is KL52369.

Spirit?

Snagger?

Wait, isn't that that team that has the gorilla?

No, no, that's a totally different team.

Okay, okay.

Well, like I said, I'm kind of surrounded by family members right now.

Celebrating the holiday season.

They love me so much.

I'm definitely not alone.

Rick.

I feel like a jerk asking you for help.

Today of all days.

But this is important.

Look, just just get the information.

Get back to me and then get back to your family.

Look, Rick.

I need my brother on this one.

All right, detective.

You got it.

I'll call you back soon.

Huh.

Philip Vincent II.

Paranormal Expert Emergency Services.

Hello, Dr. Phil.

Thank you for this emergency meeting.

My colleague seemed to avoid your email.

I was told to expect a cat.

What?

Never mind.

What may I do for you?

I think I'm in love with a ghost.

What?

I'm in love.

With a ghost?

Yes.

A ghost man or woman?

Woman.

I think.

I'm not exactly sure how ghost gender is work, but I know she uses she her pronouns.

Let's start with the address of the haunting.

Six, six, six.

Ocean Avenue.

Andyville, New York.

Wait.

You're in the second most notorious house on Ocean Street in Amityville.

The place where 10 people have died every year for the last 10 years?

That information was not in the contest, Pamphlet.

Conveniently, for you, I've already done a lot of research on that building.

It looks like it's either a... Are you in any danger?

No, she likes me.

She...

She said she doesn't want to hurt me.

Fascinating.

I've never heard of a violent spirit changing their mind.

Look, Doc.

Is there a way to help her to break her curse or whatever?

It has been known to happen before.

Yes.

But breaking curses and even returning spirits to their physical form.

If you do love her, that would be step one.

Another major factor is an external positive force.

Something that overcharges positive energy in the environment.

Something like a miracle.

Like...

Christmas?

I'd say that's the perfect example.

I can't promise anything.

But if... what you both feel is real, then you might have a chance.

Tonight is the best night to try.

Thanks, Vince.

I'll give it a shot.

I appreciate the help.

Happy to help.

I'll be sure to bill you for the $5,000 emergency consultation fee.

$5,000?

Rick, what's up?

Well, hey.

Got that address for you.

That was fast.

Yeah, I'll let the cheap know it was up.

He expedited this.

Good, it's extra to you.

But it seems to be this Creighton's home address.

Seems that's where he runs his business out of too.

No other known locations for this guy.

Look, if he took this woman, she'll most likely be there.

Thanks, Rick.

You need any help?

No.

I'd love to get some help, but I've taken you away from your family too many times,

especially on Christmas.

You stay home tonight, Rick.

What about a warrant?

I might be bending the law a bit on this one.

I don't think the local precinct covers ghost napings.

This woman?

Is it ghost?

Yeah.

Is that weird?

After what I've seen in my life, no.

No, it's not.

Well, good luck.

I hope you could save her.

Thanks, Rick.

I hope you have a Merry Christmas and say hi to the family for me.

I will.

I hope you get a Christmas miracle tonight, Wally.

I'm just like the detective, Wally, as well.

His back.

On duty.

Wally?

Wally.

Jessica?

Wally?

You came for me.

Well, of course.

I would never abandon anyone, especially you.

I don't know what happened.

A ghost hunter caught you.

Speaking of, you're ghost.

I absolutely told you that more than one time.

I thought you were speaking in metaphors.

What about the Christmas tree?

I purposely floated to the top to put the star on to prove to you.

I thought it was a magic trick.

But wait, what?

I believe you now.

I'm sorry I didn't understand it first.

Are you okay?

No.

Yeah, I'm just kind of stuck.

No.

I mean, ghosts usually are ghosts because something's not okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay with that.

I'm with you.

But I don't know.

I was just so angry.

There was something missing inside of me for so long.

I haven't been myself for years.

Do you remember what happened?

I don't know.

That's always been kind of fuzzy.

I feel like I should know.

But I just always feel like I've been in that house in the present.

So you're the ghost of Christmas present?

Never say that again.

I'm sorry.

I could never stay mad at you.

So, now that we've established your ghost, why can't you face through this cage?

I don't know.

I must be some kind of special containment device.

Okay, I need to get you out of this.

I'm going to try to find a key.

The key could be anywhere.

I can't just leave you here.

I know, but your terrible joke from earlier gave me an idea.

I'm going to call a friend.

Ghosts have cell phones?

Yeah, we all get them.

Okay, he's on his way.

Oh God!

You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I, you.

Wally.

This is my friend, the ghost of Christmas future.

Hey, how's it going, pal?

Just said wonderful things about you.

Good?

Oh, yeah, and relax.

You love Christmas.

You treat people mostly well.

You're good in our book.

No change in your future.

And trust me.

I can see it.

Could you?

Look into Wally's future and see where the key is to this cage?

Oh, yeah.

Already saw it.

Crane is going to come down to stairs.

Wally is going to the very badly lie.

Then taste the man.

Crane has the key.

Wait a minute.

I am great in lying.

I thought I heard something.

What are you doing here?

Uh... I am a police detective.

Uh, I have a very legitimate search warrant.

That's not real.

Did you break into my house?

I... Stop resisting!

What did we do?

You saved me.

Well, I don't want to risk you going to ghost heaven.

Or I guess ghost hell with all those people you killed.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I understand the curse.

Made you do things that you didn't want to do.

We can figure that out later.

But right now we need to get you out of here.

Let's go.

What the hell are you doing?

Samantha, it's okay.

The only way I was able to stop you from killing me

was promising to bring you new victims every year.

10 years of serving new victims.

And just now you decide to stop?

Wally unlock something in me.

Something I didn't know could be unlocked.

He helped me.

I didn't know.

Isn't that convenient?

It's okay.

You don't have to do that anymore.

And Wally and I are going to find a way to get me free of this house.

Don't you get it?

At first I was scared.

I wanted to throw up.

I couldn't do anything.

Just let people die.

I think that's a crime.

Shut up.

Fair, fair.

This isn't my time right now.

I know.

I'm so sorry for what I put you through.

I'm not finished.

After that, I started to like it.

It was fun.

Fun to decide when a life ends.

I've never had that kind of power in my life before.

Samantha, I'm sorry.

I did that to you.

We can stop now.

I don't want to stop.

I want to keep killing.

And I want you to keep helping me.

It's what you are.

We can't stop now.

After all we've done.

After all we've accomplished?

No.

I can't.

I'm done.

Then all to it.

You'll have to go through me.

Why do you care about this guy?

Why protect him?

Why can't you kill him?

Because... I love him.

You... Do?

Yeah, Wallie.

You're sweet and kind and caring and selfless.

And what you helped me out of a very dark place.

A place I didn't think I could leave.

So... I love you.

I love you too.

Wait.

I don't understand.

Ghost need a special condition to have a happy ending.

Well... There's almost nothing more special than Christmas.

Almost nothing?

You mean you think there's something more special than Christmas?

You.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

This isn't how it ends!

If you want to it, then I will.

Wait!

Miss Swanson.

I... I understand what you experienced.

The PTSD that you've gone through has turned you into someone that you're not.

I know you can change.

Just like Jessica did.

So put down the knife.

Come on.

It's Christmas Eve.

It's the one night of the year where everyone smiles a little easier.

Everyone cares about each other a little bit more.

It's the one night of the year when we can be the people we've always wanted to be.

So let's sit down.

Let's have some eggnog.

Let's talk and just have fun on the most magical night of the year.

And then tomorrow on Christmas Day You'll be a fresh start.

A whole new year.

We'll forget about everything that happened.

So what do you say?

Nope.

I hate Christmas.

Godspeed Samantha Swanson.

There you are.

Yeah, get this ghost out of here.

What the heck?

What the heck?

That worked out.

Well, it's Christmas.

Things usually do.

It's not Christmas yet.

Actually, it's 1202.

So it is Christmas.

Well, then Merry Christmas, while he grew as Walt.

Merry Christmas.

Just kidding, Angela.

Maybe the first of many, many years.

Oh, holy!

Another ghost haunting?

I guess I'll take care of this problem for you.

Say it in a way.

This is...

No...

No, no, no, no... Why is he doing that?

No need to think we wallay.

Oh, and of course this is your Christmas gift.

Oh, I have to go!

I have to never be happy!