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Original subtitles

if you're so brave

kiss the mummy

i hate all of you

this is a terrible idea come on one kiss

unless you're scared

i'm not scared

i'm employed

this is how horror movies start three one

this is how i lose my job

OK that felt wrong

what was that

nope we're done joke over wait

you saw that right

saw you kiss a mommy yeah forever

OK that was weird

no no no no no

what the hell

what the hell

please be a gas leak

i can understand a gas leak

you are loud

OK no

why is there a half naked guy in my storage room

you still see me still

what does still mean

do not panic

definitely panic

why is he literally upgrading like a final boss

this is officially the worst job in human history

your fear is noisy

that is not helpful

they are near

storage check

what are you doing in here

inventory check late shift

at this hour

museum scheduling is a crime

what are you looking at

you don't see anything

i see you acting weird

why is storage case seven open

temporary removal

i was told to log it

who told you

my supervisor

you know how he is yeah i know lock it

then go home absolutely

going home right now

he couldn't see you no

but i can

yes

why me you woke me

that was a dare

still yours nope

not thinking about that sentence

your mind hides nothing OK new rule

stay out of my head impossible

this is how i lose my job and my sanity

great ghost physics

do not follow me

you cannot leave me here

i absolutely can OK good great

problem solved

no mommy no ghost king

normal night safe

how did you get in

this is where you live wow

rude for a homeless ghost

i am not homeless

you appeared in my apartment

that is textbook homeless behavior

OK powerful homeless behavior

we need rules

i do not obey rules great

then guidelines rule one

you stay in the living room

this is not a room for living

it's literally called a living room

poorly named

rule two bathroom is private

private from whom

from you do not imagine him near the shower

do not imagine that

you imagined it

i did not consent to mind reading

your mind is loud

why does the box breathe cold

that's a fridge

a cold tomb for food

hmm honestly not wrong

you can't touch it not yet

that sounded lonely nope

forget i thought that i heard it

you sleep here

i do not sleep on benches couch

a weak bench

it folds out

great save i will be able to

why did that sound hot no

absolutely not

you stay on the couch

one night i survive one night finally

this bed is too small

how are you worse than a cat

why are you still here

you told me to stay on the bed

i said couch of course

my life was too peaceful

where are you

the patron preview starts in thirty minutes

patron preview

try to look useful for once great

rich people

ancient curses

and no coffee

do not touch anything

i cannot touch anything good

keep doing that

you look like you slept in a supply closet close

studio apartment

bring the Egyptian amulet to the preview room

don't embarrass us on it

you know this thing

it belong to my court great

family drama jewelry shh nope

i did not do that

it answered you Mr vale

this is our Egyptian collection prep area

beautiful

this is Evan

one of our storage assistants

hi

Evan did i interrupt something

no nothing

does it always glow with you

stay in the back tonight

do not talk to donors understood actually

i'd like to have him on the floor tonight mr val

he's not trained for donor facing work

then i'll train him

why does the rich guy sound nice suspicious

very suspicious

stay close tonight Evan

since mrvale trusts you so much

go greet the donors wait greet who

the people paying for your paycheck great

rich people names

my natural enemy

good evening

good evening

Mrs whitmer

it's Whitman right Whitman i'm sorry

i am gonna be murdered by a vowel

Mrs Whitman

thank you for coming

the amulet is already on display of course mr vail good

i almost died correctly

and recovered

you handled yourself well

i misread a rich woman's name

and you recovered

suspicious

make yourself useful

this is a disaster with bubbles

careful

don't

you almost made the lights exploded

he stood too close

that's not a crime

it should be

why did that sound possessive in a hot way

taking a break

trying not to destroy donor relations Evan Evan yeah

who are you looking at

the wall the wall

old building

weird walls Evan

since you're so trusted tonight

come help move a piece great

manual labor

my true calling

take it to the central display table this one

do you see another one

do not drop the cursed cat

it is not cursed

not helping

what did you say

i said not heavy

careful i'm fine see

you're nervous

i'm carrying a relic

then act like you deserve to

居家好物

让你的家更温馨

wait what is that

that that

do not move

he broke it

i didn't

you were the only one carrying it

wasn't he the storage assistant

do you understand how valuable this is

yes

then explain why it broke in your hands

do not answer him

answer me

can i ask you something first

you're not in a position to ask questions

then i guess i'll ask anyway

the brake is dusty what

if it broke just now

the dust would be on the tray

but it's on your glove

show us your hand

this is absurd

you told me not to move

you picked up the piece

anyone could have dust on a glove

not before touching the piece

and yours did

this is where the tray was set down correct

yes there's another piece under the table

it broke here

that proves nothing

it proves it didn't break in my hands at the display table

good eye

the piece will be examined before any report is filed

this isn't over

i know not here

i almost got fired by a cat statue

you saw the truth

you showed me where to look

you chose to speak

that was almost a compliment it was

you handled that well

i got lucky no

you always know where to look

what does that mean

you handled tonight well

almost got fired by a cat statue

and still proved your point

come tomorrow night to what

a private dinner small room

fewer people

better wine why me

because you notice things other people miss

bring whoever makes you brave

of course even humiliation has a dress code

what is wrong nothing

i own clothes

you are lying

i'm being financially realistic great

funeral intern

this is formal attire

this is survival attire

they'll know i don't belong there

it's fine it's just dinner

it is not just dinner to you

i don't want to look like a mistake

you are not a mistake

you don't have to fix this

i am not fixing you

i am correcting what they made you believe

what are you doing

you can touch this for you it listens

do not blush over magical tailoring

you are blushing

i'm stressed

you are beautiful

you can't just say that i just did

they'll stare good

now they will look

Mr Evan just Evan

welcome Evan

they're staring

they are absolutely staring let them

that is not as comforting as you think

you came

you invited me

i'm glad i did

that makes one of us

and you didn't come alone

what makes you say that

you keep leaving space beside you may i

may you what

walk you in

you are standing too close

and you are

are you hurt

no no one is hurt

he's with me

you are not theirs

amari please

you are mine to protect

that is not helping my breathing

then protect him well

but tonight he is my guest

guest is a fragile word

so is trust great

dinner has a custody battle now

stay near me

stay where you choose

are you OK yeah totally

just personal space

he stands too close

i didn't mean to make you uncomfortable great

mission failed but noted

you keep looking away

i'm admiring the walls the walls

very expensive walls

you lie poorly

is someone here with you Evan no

unless you count anxiety

i usually do

we need to leave

i can still stand

you are literally in ghost mode

i am not a ghost

leaving so soon

early shift tomorrow

at the museum you already work in exactly

very demanding commute

i have to go of course there better

i was never weak

you just reloaded like a haunted statue

you're solid again

because we are alone right great weird rule

very normal

that switch is hurting you

it is nothing

don't do that

don't lie to the guy who can see you disappear

Evan

i'm leaving

alone

yes

i hate this it keeps them blind

it also makes you look like bad wifi

you compare kings to broken tools too often

stop glitching and i'll stop

your hands shake

i'm not used to sneaking visible pharaohs home

i am not invisible to you yeah

that's the problem

you're back i never left sit

i do not take orders fine

royal suggestion sit

OK solid good

we like solid

can you hold this

i can hold glass barely

don't glare at me while looking like you're about to collapse

i'm doing this because humans do blankets

i am not human tonight

you're blanket compatible

you said you're not a ghost

i was not dead

then what were you

buried alive

between life and death

who did that to you

i do not remember all of it OK

memory trauma

veryon brand for ancient curses

you make fear smaller with foolish words

so what happened

i was not dead

i was cursed

cursed by who

i remember the throne

i remember gold under my hands

you were royalty

i was pharaoh OK

that explains the attitude

not the time got it

my name was carved into stone imhotep

part of it part of your name

they broke the rest

who are they

i trusted them

they betrayed you

they feared what i would become

so they cursed you

they sealed my body

they buried my name

and they left me awake in the dark how long

long enough for kingdoms to become dust

more than your world remembers

a thousand years i woke you

yes i didn't know i know

i thought it was a dare it was and still

you woke me

why does everything he says sound like a prophecy and a flirt

your mind is still loud

you were telling a tragic curse story

my brain panicked good

it means you are still here

i don't know how to fix ancient curses

i barely know how to fix my wifi

but i can look why

because no one should stay buried

SPK0

this is a terrible idea

then why are you here

because apparently i make terrible ideas with emotional depth now

you fear a small moving box

it has wheels and no soul

any familiar

copies you can tell from across the room

i was buried with better things

of course you were

south wing clear you OK move no no come on

it denies you

it's a card reader

not a priest

OK maybe my supervisor's terrible at inventory

you steel well under pressure

that better not awaken something in you

solid again

this room holds dead voices

we call them records

do not think about how close he is archive curse focus

you are not focused

i am extremely focused

your name's not here

they erased it

then i need something connected to you that mark this my house

they didn't know where you came from

they forgot

you know that one

curse objects

someone took the page

that means something to you

it should have been buried with me

can it break the curse

it can open what was bound OK OK

that sounds extremely relevant it's here

transferred

checking lower level

does that hurt

no

you answer too fast when you lie

you know we can't see you right

i can still stand between

that is not comforting this opens

i'm absolutely not telling hr

you fear small offices more than tombs

hr can bury you with paper bork

i really need to return these keys before i come a criminal stay close

you say that to me now

for curse reasons row c

case twelve no

it was here

where is it

someone took it today who Adrian

he has what was sealed with me he knew

he knew before we did

then he has been hunting the relic

we're finding him

he texted me first

he wanted us to find the empty box yeah

absolutely not suspicious

you will not go

he has your relic hmm

he has bait

then we see the trap

stay behind me

he can't see you you can

subtle your museum sells the dead beautifully you came

you invited me with stolen property

temporarily transferred

that's rich and stealing with paperwork

i wondered how long it would take you to find the missing page

you tore it out

i preserved it

that is also rich and stealing

is he here who

the one you keep looking at no

it reacts to names that were erased

sounds fake

and yet you came running

the relic belongs to a buried Royal line

and something about you woke it up

do not answer

he tells you what to say

you're talking to yourself no Evan

i'm watching you listen

you protect him

i protect museum property too

don't flatter yourself

give it back i will

if you help me understand him

he's not yours to study

you say that like he's a person he is

imagine what he could do for us

i can help him stay

you don't even know who you're talking about no but you do

the relic responds to him

you mean the stolen relic borrowed

stolen with a signature

call it whatever helps you breathe

what is that

rooms even donors can't enter

objects no curator wants to touch

he could help me open them no

you haven't heard the rest

i heard enough

he can read what no one else can

he may even pass where no one else can

think bigger Evan

i'm thinking you should give that back before i do something stupid

do not trade with him

he told you not to

you're guessing

you're answering him before you answer me

i'm not asking to hurt him

you're asking to use him

i'm asking to understand power everyone else buried

he's not power

then what is he

a person

you're attached

you're creepy

here is my offer

i let you take the relic

you bring him to me when i ask

he helps me identify sealed objects

you want a supernatural lock pick

i want access

to things that are sealed for a reason

reasons are usually written by cowards

he would open tombs with blood still inside

what did he say he said no

you can walk away

he will fade again

how many times he switch for there's nothing left

you don't know that no

but this might help me

and you get to save him refuse

and you don't get to save him

leave then here are my terms your terms

you want access

i want the relic

that sounds like a trade no

sounds like you returning stolen property

you're very brave for someone with no leverage

i have your signature

temporary transfer after hours

missing archive page

that's a lot of paperwork for someone trying look innocent

you learn fast

i work in a museum

we weaponize labels first term

the relic leaves with me second

you don't call him in like a dog

him

yes

you speak for him

no i speak to you because he shouldn't have to

you think this is noble

i think you're trying to put a leash on a cursed man

and if that cursed man is dangerous

then i talk to him

and if he refuses

still not yours

let's be practical

the relic may stabilize him

but you don't know how to use it

i know people who can find out

more people

experts

no

you say that a lot

you keep earning it

without me he fades there

do not

that look that's where he stands

if you can hear me

understand this

i can keep you here

don't talk to him

my final term

you deal with me

you don't own him

you don't summon him

you don't study help

you give me the relic

you're protecting the wrong king

what does that mean

you don't know what you woke

i know who he is

you know what he told you

he knows nothing there

he speaks and you change

don't open that

then tell me why it frightens him it doesn't hmm

you answered too fast

so he stands there

can you hear me

i still talk to him

i'm not talking to you

move no

he could change everything

he doesn't owe you anything

sealed rooms

lost langues

objects no one can touch with him

impossible things become available available

a buried asset

say that again an asset

one that happens to follow you do not if he wants to stay in this world

he will need someone who understands value

he needs the relic

he needs a handler

and you are too emotional to be useful good

finally listening

there he is

touch him again

you just showed me exactly where to press

movement in gallery c

movement in gallery c

do not risk it go ahead

show me how far you'll go for him

hello anyone in there

sorry in advance

i just stole from a guy who stole first

you are injured

i'm morally injured your hand

still attach come on come on

must be nice being illegal through doors

you chose the slower body

i did not choose biology

almost home you should not have taken it

you needed it

you do not know what it opens

i know what Adrian wanted to do with it

you bled for me

technically i bled Adrian

don't make it dramatic it is OK

we are officially criminals

give me your hand why

because you are hiding it badly it's fine

you're really solid

because we are alone

is this going to explode no

you sounded only seventy percent sure

why is my suit still involved you OK

they knew my name before they broke it it worked

you struck him for me

he put his creepy hand through your chest

he could not touch me he tried

can't just touch my face after a felony

you are shaking

adrenaline crime

ancient jewelry pick one

ask me to stay

stay

what is that noise

a travel ad

they call everything mystery

when they forget the truth

you're judging a thirty second ad

it deserves judgment

you wish to go there no

i mean sure

in the way people wish to own a castles or sleep eight hours anyway

i can't afford Egypt

my bank account sees international travel and starts laughing

you wanted to see my world

i said Egypt

not your world

huge difference

the video shows a shadow of it

it has drone shots

it has errors

why are you walking like you just decided something ancient

is it doing the glowing thing again

it remembers roads

that is not a normal thing for jewelry to remember imora

what are you doing

you showed me your small home

you gave me a place to remain

now i will show you a place that remembered me

so what i close my eyes and get cursed by premium tourism

you close your eyes

if this kills me

i'm haunting your dynasty my butt

close your eyes Evan

then i will show you mine

oh this is the river

this is not a travel ad no

this is aggressively not a travel ad

i mean decent production value

my world receives your approval

you're completely solid here

it remembers me

so ancient boat ride

you wanted Egypt

i wanted financially impossible Egypt

not emotionally intense Egypt

step carefully

i do not love how narrow that is

it carried Kings

Kings had better balance some did OK

the boat is alive

it is water

do not defend the boat

your hand still hurts

my hand is enjoying historic transportation

you lie poorly

you've mentioned yes

are you agreeing with me or doing the mysterious ancient thing both

i told you to step carefully

i was carefully falling

you are difficult to keep safe

you volunteered for the job

you can let go now

you are not steady

there is more i want you to see more boats no a garden OK

no more narrow boats after this

we will see

i survived the boat barely

ancient boats are rude

the boat did nothing

because nothing here is trapped behind glass

why are you holding that like it has plans for me it does no yes

i'm not a decorative vase no

this is way too much gold no no

it suits you

gold should be worn by what is worth keeping

you can't say things like that in a garden

where should i say it

nowhere ideally nowhere

i look ridiculous

you look seamed

used to come here

when i wanted silence

and now you brought me yes

terrible choice

i'm not quiet i know

i brought you anyway

is that allowed

it is mine to give

is this a royal tour souvenir

it is a memory

it's beautiful

yes

wait wait

it came back with us

guess the souvenir policy is terrible

it was still real to you

yeah it was

for the record

your memory tourism is dangerous

you did not fall

because you grabbed me like a royal seat belt

you needed holding

do not open it

i wasn't planning to invite murder vibes in Evan of course

we need to talk no we don't

you took something that doesn't belong to you

that's hilarious coming from you

the relic museum property

temporarily stolen by private patron

you're making this harder than it needs to be

open the door no no

he said that too didn't he

why are you here Adrian

to collect what you stole

you mean the relic you had signed out after tearing a page from the archive careful

i'm indoors very safe

you don't understand what you're keeping in there

don't call him what

so he is in there i knew it

not tonight

give me the relic Evan

and stop pretending you can hide him from me

i know he's in there

for the record

you came here uninvited

you're learning

you're leaving

i know he's in there

not like this

he came to your door

and he wants me to open it angry

so i'm not doing that

you're standing outside my apartment at night asking for stolen museum property

careful Evan i am

that's why i'm recording

i have your transfer record

the relic left the museum under your name

properly authorized

after the archive page went missing

and after you lured me into gallery c with a photo of it

you stole it from me

then report it

what was that

you should leave

you don't know how to use it

i know enough

he needs guidance

he needs choice

he's not a relic

he's not an asset

and he's not yours

this isn't over

for the record

you came here uninvited

hmm

you're learning

you're leaving

it is for tonight

you stood between him and me

you were literally behind me holding ancient mood lighting

yeah i did

oh no please don't be fire

please don't be ancient fire

what are you doing

i am commanding the bitter machine

you made coffee

it resisted

it's a coffee maker

not a prisoner

it screamed

that is steam

a dramatic tic machine i'm fine

you say that when you are not

that is unfairly observant don't move

the sofa is negotiating with death

this seat is weak

that's its personality

you struck him because of me

i struck him because he was extremely punchable

and because of you

breath i am breathing

you are arguing with pain

pain started it

you're good at this

i have dressed wounds before

thanks oh my god

this coffee could wake the dead

then it is strong enough

how many pods did you use five

five is a crime

you committed theft last night

do not compare my felony to your coffee murder

another box of heat yes

this apartment is mostly boxes with opinions

do not attack the toast it left

that's breakfast

this is food barely but yes i mean me it is dry

welcome to adulthood

is this what staying means yeah

we really need a bigger place eating

repairing what hurts

and surviving old cringy old coffee

ow seriously

the table attacked you

it has been plotting for months

this apartment is legally a closet

we really do need a bigger place

i mean i need for my bones and furniture crimes

why do you look like you have a plan

come with me

that is historically how people die

you survived the boat barely

according to you

where are we going

to see space

like outer space no Mr Evan just Evan of course

congratulations

congratulations on what shall we oh

this is not a closet

no

you knew

i arranged it

you arranged an apartment

a home

the property is under your name

my name i'm sorry

this is legally impossible

everything has been processed through the authorized trust

please tell me you didn't threaten a realtor

i did not threaten anyone

that pause was suspicious

the funds came through the sale of authenticated historical assets

you sold ancient royal stuff legally

you bought me a house

yes people don't just buy people houses

you gave me a place to exist

i give you a place to live

larger than yours

my bed is not the point

we need a picture

a picture proof

new house near death sofa retirement

historic moment

you need proof of a room

no i need proof of us in the room for inventory purposes

us is inventory

that came out wrong

oh OK

that's fine

that's phones are rude great

solo homeowner energy

i wanted one thing that showed he was really here

no big deal

we have memories and probably legal paperwork

you wanted proof

maybe it looks like i'm alone

what are you thinking

that the room is wrong

please don't insult the house you bought

not the house

the picture

is this safe

for a picture

you say that like ancient magic has never overreacted there take it

you're really here yes it worked

it is not perfect no

it's exactly us

mostly real

slightly haunted

you call me haunted often

affectionately i mean

technically

is this proof enough

yeah proof you stayed

i am still staying

good

still there you checked again no

i was checking the time

the time has your face beside mine

modern clocks are advanced

you look at the picture often

it's a good picture

i am a blur

you're my blur

i mean technically stored in my phone

so property of my cloud subscription

that stupid ad started all this no no

you wanted to see

i thought i wanted to see Egypt

then you showed me the river and the garden

and i thought that was what i wanted was it not

it was beautiful

but when it disappeared

i didn't miss the river first

i didn't miss the garden first

i missed you standing there with me Evan

what do you want

affordable health care

and maybe a couch that doesn't threaten people

and coffee that won't kill me

Evan

i don't know how to want things like this

i'm good at wanting normal stuff rent sleep

not getting fired but this you

say it plainly

you really are impossible yes

i think i think i want wherever you are

which is a very inconvenient thing to want by the way

then i should be careful where i stand

that's not normal glowing no

is it calling you back

it was my home

i mean no pressure

ancient Kingdom

big dramatic river

probably better furniture

and i have boxes

half a couch

probably unpaid utilities

you think i compare them

anyone would

i am not anyone

i was buried with gold with names

with prayers

with things men thought could follow me into forever

but forever was silent

then you made noise

that sounds like an insult

it is a blessing

very weird you don't have to stay because i asked

you don't owe me that

i woke you by accident with a terrible day and one extremely questionable kiss but staying

that should be yours

if you choose the river

i'll understand

please don't choose the river

the river remembers me

the sun once rose over my name

my kingdom was mine

at your side i will always be there for you

but you are where i remain

then stay

i already chose

even after another thousand years

even if kingdoms fall

even if the gods forget they once favored me

as long as the Nile still flows

as long as the sun still shines

my devotion to you will never fade

that was unfairly good

say it plainly

i want you to stay

then i stay

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