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She came from those pits one black and gloomy day.

She came from those pits where Lucifer stays.

She made a deal and Lucifer agreed.

Set her free and bring back the deed.

Now Lucifer awaits for her back in hell.

Jezebel.

That's Jezebel.

She has her way with men.

She teaches 'em how to sin.

She knows what to do,

when she's through,

to bring back the soul to Lucifer in hell.

That's her job

to please him.

And she'll tease you

and please you.

And then she'll turn around

and you'll see her,

Jezebel!

That's her name, Jezebel.

It's still the same, look around.

There's a lotta people like her walking around today.

They have different names though,

but they're still Jezebel.

There's no getting away from them.

They're here to do a job and they do it well.

Lucifer,

he teaches them right.

That's his job, waiting for his Jezebel.

Waiting for Jezebel.

Why did I have to be born with such a stubborn sister?

I'm sorry Ruth, but I won't marry Jeremiah.

Must I explain to you again

that if you don't marry Jeremiah,

he'll withdraw his troops from Joshua.

Why does Joshua need his army?

Jezebel has been dead for over a week.

Well, that's true, but she still has many followers

that could be a threat to Joshua.

But I can't marry Jeremiah.

Why not?

Because I don't love him.

Love!

If you don't marry him

neither of us will ever enjoy love.

Why?

Because Joshua will have us both

cast to the dogs,

like Jezebel.

I don't understand.

Why would he punish you, his future wife?

To satisfy Jeremiah's wounded pride.

Why don't you wanna marry Jeremiah?

Do you love someone else?

You know I don't.

I am going to have to leave you now.

Give some thought to either being Jeremiah's empress,

or food for the dogs.

Consider my words carefully, dear sister

or we both end up like Jezebel.

End up like Jezebel,

end up like Jezebel.

End up like Jezebel!

End up like Jezebel!

Don't bust your zipper.

By the damn gods, how dumb can they be?

They got to be nuts.

Why don't you cool it, you creep.

I'm not laughing at you, Jez.

I was just thinkin',

if they only knew up there, how,

how well you have it down here.

They'd uh,

they'd all want to end up like Jezebel.

Keep your cotton-pickin' hands to yourself!

You can't say that yet, Jez, it hasn't been invented.

You're cool, man, real cool.

What you're doing in hell, I'll never know.

C'mon Jez,

join the party.

You've been here a whole week now,

relax.

Relax, your ass!

How can you expect me to relax when I'm still burning

over the way that Joshua betrayed me?

Big deal, who the hell told you to ball him?

That rotten bastard.

Do you know he stole my jewels

and then used them to hire an army to attack me?

Hell, I've been trying

to attack you ever since you got here.

Then he threw me to the dogs.

Those dogs were no fun, let me tell you.

Oh, I don't know, some broads I know

dig dogs.

Would I like to get my hands on that Ruth,

she introduced us in the first place.

How would you like to return to Earth and,

and teach them all a lesson.

You putting me on?

I could arrange for a, uh,

short leave of absence.

That is, if you're interested.

I am greatly interested, oh Lucifer.

I thought so.

By what manner do I return to Earth?

Very simple.

Just give my,

weapon a shake and,

in less than a second you'll be there.

Really?

Augh, easy!

I can do anything with it.

Well, why don't you give it a shake

and provide me with a costume for my return?

That's easy, watch.

Just a second, my dear.

Well, that's what I call a weapon.

It can take it away just as easy.

Wait!

Why don't you save that beautiful thing

'til after I've completed my mission?

Hmm. Very well,

continue my dear.

Save yourself, oh mighty Lucifer.

It is not me I'm concerned with,

it is it you must save.

I will be in much better condition

to attack it upon my return.

But before you leave, there is one condition

that must be fulfilled.

Condition, what condition?

That's enough, my dear, don't get greedy.

Take yourself to the lower catacombs and

get in line again, now.

Oh mighty Lucifer, but I'm not finished.

Maybe not my dear, but I certainly am,

now get thee lost.

Go on! Get outta here!

Will you get to the point?

In order for you to leave,

you must find a soul to replace yours,

in order to balance the books.

Balance the books?!

What the hell?

Aren't you the head man around here?

Ahh, head.

I'll have you know I'm the greatest...

headhunter in hell.

That's not what I mean, and you know it.

I thought you were the boss around here.

No dear, I don't own the place, I just run it.

And unless I follow certain rules and regulations, I...

could end up in the pit of nymphs.

What the hell

is the pit of nymphs?

Come my dear, I'll show you.

Come, come. It is an experience

unique in hell.

This is the pit of nymphs.

Rather ingenious idea, don't you agree?

Wow,

doesn't look like hell to me.

Are you sure you haven't made a mistake?

No mistake, Jez.

That's the worst kind of hell.

Look at them,

Complete and total frustration,

seeking and never finding.

Desire without fulfilment.

What do you mean?

They can't get enough.

They rape men over and over again.

He has no chance.

Soon he will turn to dust.

What a great way to go!

Too much of a good thing will kill anybody.

Lucifer,

here at the bottom of the pits of hell.

Want to gather more souls for your harem.

Make a deal.

Jezebel. Haha wench!

She'll go outside and gather more souls for you.

You're evil, but you live on evil, don't you?

Evil's all around you everywhere,

you go from pit to pit laughin'

at your victims, don't you?

Jezebel'll bring her back through.

She has so much revenge for a few people up there.

You don't have to worry about that,

you've got the power to transform her

into another body at will.

You've got many powers, Lucifer.

Jezebel wants to work for you.

Oh, she'll do such a good job.

But you better watch her, Lucifer.

She might just change her mind

because once she's up there in somebody else's body,

she might not come back.

You thought about that, Lucifer? Hmm?

And then the joke would be on you with

one less soul in hell.

Oh, you're so cruel.

Bent? So is Jezebel.

Anyway, where do I find a soul?

Well, what about Rachel?

What about her?

A fresh, sweet soul, why not talk to her?

Why not talk to her?

She has problems right now

and may be interested in making a deal.

Well, I don't know.

She's such a square chick and a virgin yet.

I know, I know.

In all my centuries down here,

I have never had a virgin,

and my weapon just quivers at the thought.

That's your problem.

Mine is to convince her to make the switch.

Rachel,

Rachel.

Rachel.

Rachel.

Don't be frightened, Rachel.

Who's there?

It is I, Jezebel.

Jezebel, how can that be?

You were thrown to the dogs last week.

Why does everybody have to keep bringing that up?

This must be a dream.

It's no dream, my sweet.

Please, be gone!

I've come back to help you.

I feel faint.

Do you want to marry Jeremiah?

Oh no!

Then hear me out.

But are you really real?

Here, see for yourself.

'Tis true, by the gods, 'tis true.

Now listen closely.

I wanna teach that traitor Joshua a lesson.

- Joshua? - Yes.

But I need your help.

And in return, I promise that you will never have

to marry Jeremiah.

In what manner may I be of help?

I want the use of your body for a few days.

What?

I want change places with you, temporarily.

But how? I'm too frightened.

If you help me now, I promise

that your sister Ruth will never bother you again

about marrying Jeremiah.

But can you do as you promise?

Am I not here?

I can do anything.

Then I agree.

But on one condition.

Conditions!

Always conditions.

You must guarantee my safety.

Believe me, when you return,

you will still be as pure as the driven snow.

Then it's a bargain, how will the change be made?

I'll show you.

And now for Joshua.

I must remember to speak

with Rachel's softness.

Rachel,

Rachel!

Don't get lost, baby, wherever you are.

Rachel,

Rachel,

blast that Jezebel!

She has betrayed me and hidden the girl!

Well, I burned with ten thousand years of desire

to taste sweet juices of a virgin.

Jezebel!

Can you hear me?

Jezebel, you bitch,

answer me!

Yes, Lucifer, what do you desire?

Where the hell is Rachel?

In hell naturally.

Don't get cute, girl.

Or I'll bump your ass right back here.

Not 'til you satisfy that weapon.

You can't fool me.

I'll find her.

Even if I have to search all the corners of Hades,

and when I do,

all hell will break loose!

Yunno, I've been a soldier all my life.

I've met many types of women.

They have enjoyed my company and

I have enjoyed theirs.

And now, through the help of my good friend Joshua,

I shall experience the charms of a tender virgin.

You do me much honour, my good friend Jeremiah.

But if Rachel herself did not admire you,

all of my efforts would have been to no avail.

Whatsoever I have you to thank

for tomorrow's good fortune.

- Agh! - A toast.

A toast to my fair

and blushing, timid bride to be.

A toast!

A toast, you scurvy dogs.

A toast!

A toast to the great Jeremiah.

To Jeremiah.

Oh it'll be a long night 'til tomorrow.

Ah! I'll fix that up.

Here.

Hot wench.

Take this maid here,

to help you pass the night.

Get this off.

Ahh.

A most tempting offer.

Mmm. It would be a most

delicious experience, my Lord.

Thank you, but my thoughts are only with Rachel.

Oh, if thy desire for Rachel is so great,

why wait 'til tomorrow?

What do you mean?

Well see, being that she's staying at my palace with Ruth,

why not pay her a visit tonight?

Well?

Ha-ha! We have plans to make,

why not join the others?

Come.

Have your eyes ever feasted on anything as lovely?

Can't just walk in unannounced.

Just salute her.

And after a few moments, enter.

Would you rather wait 'til tomorrow?

I would feel more secure if you would be the one

that would summon her.

As you wish.

Rachel?

Rachel! Jeremiah is here to visit with you.

Joshua and Jeremiah.

What luck.

Now to take care of those bastards.

One moment, milord,

give me time to ready myself.

Was I right, the shy young creature

has been anticipating your arrival.

Oh, I can hardly believe my good fortune.

In a few moments, that sweet, innocent,

tender young girl will be mine.

Enter, milord.

I'll be at the tavern.

Don't wait up.

Greetings Rachel.

Do not be alarmed at my presence here tonight.

I am not alarmed, milord.

But you took so long getting here.

I could no longer,

no longer control my desire

to be with you.

I can't tell you how frustrated I've been.

Well, what do you mean?

I've been waiting for over a week

for you to come to me.

Do you mean that you share the same

overflowing love for me that

I feel for thee?

Overflowing love camel shit.

I'm just plain horny!

Are my ears deceiving me?

I haven't had a piece of ass since you've arrived,

But, but Joshua said.

Joshua didn't wanna spoil my reputation and

I've been going outta my mind.

Oh, can this be the same Rachel I've

so revered these two long years?

Come milord, I'm aflame with hunger for thy body.

Can this be happening?

Oh baby,

my body needs it like wow.

Now meaning now,

give, give.

Like, wait one minute,

I crave your pardon,

but I must go and discuss with my captain my withdrawal.

Thank the gods Jezebel has kept her promise.

Rachel,

Rachel!

Please don't let him find me.

Hurry, Jezebel, complete thy mission.

Come my flower.

You are too far down Lucifer's list.

You will die of frustration before then.

You are so wise, old Solomon.

True, true.

Also a little horny, show me thy beauty.

Rachel,

Rachel!

Ah, the old bastard's on the prowl again,

hide my sweet, quickly.

Gruff, Dart,

get rid of her garments.

Solomon, have you seen a virgin soul

pass through your portals?

No, mighty Lucifer.

You know I do not partake of such mortal desires.

I know you don't indulge,

personally I think you're queer

with all these damn donkey men hanging around.

Then how would I know a virgin if I saw one?

Who the hell knows?

But pay heed old wise son of a bitch,

if she should wander through your area,

get in touch with me right away!

Fink!

Someday during one of those bumps of his,

I hope that damn thing falls off.

Okay baby, it's all clear.

Oh Solomon, you're so much better than your donkeys.

Isaac, Saul, awake the troops, we return home at once.

Return home at this hour, for what reason?

I've been duped.

The fair Rachel, whom I believed to be a virgin

is nothing but a most foul whore.

How can this be?

She was used by that shrewd Joshua as

bait for me to place my army

at his disposal.

Oh, but her virtue is renowned

through all corners of the land.

Renowned, ha!

More like renounced,

by her own lips she herself admitted to me her looseness.

But even if this were true, milord,

why such haste to rush out into the cold night

when comforts such as this at your disposal here?

What Isaiah says makes sense,

just because one dish is burnt, why spoil the meal?

Why don't you join us, milord?

On your feet!

Oh, Jeremiah, what news?

Ahh, that traitor himself.

- Traitor! - You take me for a complete ass?

Jeremiah, what is the meaning of this discontent?

Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, that's what!

Rachel? But I thought...

You thought like a fool!

You best be gone or I'll cut out your tongue

like the thieving bastard beggar that you are.

You bitch!

You lying, cheating bitch!

Let me go, please let me go!

Virgin sister, hell!

Your virgin sister has caused

a serious rift between Jeremiah and me.

I don't understand.

I have just come from Jeremiah

who was about to return home with his troops.

He informs me that your sweet sister

is nothing more than a prostitute.

He's lying, I swear it!

Rachel is as innocent as a

a newborn babe.

I haven't put up with you all this time

to have my plans go amiss

because of your sister's stupidity.

Put up with me?

You were useful to me, so I could meet Jezebel

and I thought you could control Rachel!

Why else do you think I've been putting up with you?

Then you never intended marrying me.

Ha! Why should I marry

you when I can have my pick

of any woman in the city?

I am here today only because my soldiers

respect me as a real man.

Please, please, I don't want to hear anymore.

Feel fortunate that I was able to convince Jeremiah

to visit Rachel once more.

I'm gonna tell Rachel everything!

You will do as I say or you won't live

long enough to tell anybody anything!

More!

More baby, more.

More, please baby more.

More, more.

Please more.

More, please more.

Yeah, ohh.

Hurt me, oh please, yeah.

More.

Hurt me, oh please, yes.

More, please, more.

Oh no.

Oh yeah.

Excuse me, sire.

I thought you were one of those imps

that's always teasing me.

I'm sure I could find better things to tease.

Every time I'm not looking,

they poke me in the ass with a red hot spear.

Well, Goliath, what do you expect

when you let a mere stripling

kill you with a slingshot and a pebble?

That little runt caught me by surprise.

Next time he won't be so lucky,

anyway, I did his job much better.

Baby more, more.

Man, everyone to his own bag.

Pardon, sir.

You look like you've been through hell.

Listen big ass,

did you see a young virgin like thing float through here?

A virgin, down here?

It could happen, you know?

God damn!

You big blundering bastard!

To the pit of nymphs with you!

No sir, not in my condition!

Goliath, the strong man?

Oughta watch that Jezebel.

She may just turn around and play a trick on you or two.

And you'll be caught without her again.

Don't worry Lucifer, she'll do a good job.

She knows how to turn men on.

That's how she got here in the first place.

I guess it's ready to go visit the pits

and see how the sinners are doing.

But Jezebel, she has a big job to do.

And when she does it,

you will be condemned.

Unusual, isn't it Lucifer?

Very unusual.

That Jezebel has got a big job ahead of her.

Lucifer, what are you grinning about?

You don't grin down here.

There goes Jezebel.

Uncross those fingers,

you don't cross your fingers down here.

Mmh, follow me?

Back to Lucifer, he waits.

He waits for Jezebel, Jezebel and Lucifer.

Now Lucifer waits back for her.

Watch it.

She'll take you back in,

Lucifer waits for her return. Beware.

She doesn't care, not when she's with Lucifer.

That's Jezebel,

that Jezebel.

That one's Jezebel.

Oh, you big, big

beautiful thing.

They'll destroy my beautiful body!

Ruth, what brings you here at this hour?

What ails thee?

Joshua beat me because of

some fanciful story told of thee by Jeremiah.

What tale is this?

No matter,

what is more important that you

and Jeremiah must we tomorrow,

or Joshua's going to punish us both.

But why are you crying?

You also wanted the marriage.

It's true.

But I ask for your forgiveness.

Dear, dear sister,

Josh oh, Joshua

only used me to help him defeat Jezebel.

How do you know this?

Joshua told me himself,

and he said he'd be a fool to marry me.

But why?

Because he claims that,

he claims that it would

hurt his image with his soldiers.

That bastard.

I mean that swine,

after you betrayed Jezebel to help him.

Your touch eases my sadness.

What gentleness you possess in your hands?

I'd like to wrap them around your throat.

Rachel,

Rachel baby.

Well, where the hell are you?

Rachel!

Dear Rachel,

I never really knew what joys you possessed.

It's a sister's love, dear Ruth.

But what of Joshua?

I still love him.

Stupid of me, isn't it?

If you still desire to wed Joshua,

I have a plan that can make it possible.

I do, I really do.

What a hell of a situation.

Everybody's getting laid except me.

Aw, Eve.

Ahh.

Eve, sweet baby doll, Eve.

Sweet baby doll, Eve.

Whaddaya say we make it?

I'm, I'm ready to explode!

Damn, I forgot to deuce her awake.

Go the hell you dirty, rotten son of a bitch.

The last time I made it with you,

it costme the Garden of Eden!

Who the hell needs you,

you apple-eating drag.

What a hell of a waste.

Oh well, I got a virgin down here some place.

Rachel,

come to papa.

Rachel,

come to papa.

How can you break Lucifer's spell?

All depends on how you're hung.

Never has so little given

given so much to something so large.

I'm too pooped to pop.

Ooh.

- Milord. - What the hell

do you want?

There's a messenger here to see you.

I'm in no mood.

He is from Horfi with offers for men

and arms for hire.

Arms, why the hell didn't you say so?

Well, send him in at once.

Do not ride anymore.

My eyes are tired from my journey.

Have some wine.

If you please.

My throat is dry from my ride.

What is this news of men and arms?

To a most noble Lord.

A man and arms.

My king hath for hire 5,000 fully armed soldiers.

Are you interested?

Perhaps, how much?

Ten drachmas per man.

It's a deal, when can they be here?

They can be in your city fully armed in...

Milord, does something ail thee?

Blasted wine, must be fermented.

Oh, I feel dizzy.

Here, let me loosen your garments.

Oh.

Oh milord, we have many soldiers in our ranks like me,

and since you love boys.

Bah! A boy!

By the gods!

A boy, by the gods

I made love to a boy!

What're you screaming about?

Why did that boy run out?

Did he say anything?

What were you doing?

What did he say?

He said something about being raped.

Raped?

He said his master would learn of the way

he had been treated.

My soldiers get word of this,

they'll desert me to a man.

Not necessarily.

What do you mean?

If you were married,

do you think your army would believe some boy's story?

You're right, we'll be married right away.

No, we won't.

You'll do as I tell you, or else.

Strike me and by sundown, the whole city will know

what happened here tonight.

So be it, I'll marry some other girl.

I don't think so.

What are you talking about?

If you marry another woman, I'll still spread the story.

Well then, what the hell do you want?

You will be king of Asia, but I will run the show.

You, never.

Very well,

then Rachel shall live with Jeremiah

and I will live with her and you,

you will be the laughingstock of all of Asia.

You can't do this to me.

You have no alternative.

Curse on all women.

Well?

So be it.

I've been pondering over Rachel's actions.

What think you?

It's possible she was overawed by your

legendary powers,

and sought to make you comfortable

by such a lusty welcome.

Could that be so?

Might well be the answer to her strange behaviour.

Why not go back to the palace and see her one more time.

By the gods, I think you're right.

I'll return to the palace immediately.

I wonder if I'm gonna be up to it

when I do find that bitch.

Oh, Lucifer,

why do you go traipsing all over hell?

You know you're always welcome here with me.

Oh, shut up and stay in your cave.

Jeremiah has been taken care of.

Ruth has been cured of interfering,

and Joshua has been defeated.

Now, back to hell.

Rachel, it is, Jeremiah.

Oh well, hell can wait.

Enter, Jeremiah.

Oh Rachel, Rachel,

oh baby please don't touch him,

Oh, Rachel!

Oh, Rachel, Rachel.

Ugh! Oh, Rachel.

Ohh, Rachel!

Baby, where are you?

Rachel!

Oh, by all that's hell,

must I accept lust's offer?

But she is no virgin,

and every soul in hell has had her at least once.

Jezebel,

Jezebel, your days are numbered.

What's that?

Sounds like a bitch in heat.

A man, a man!

I need a man!

Rachel!

Rachel,

is that you?

Yes, yes, oh mighty Lucifer, come.

Oh mighty Lucifer,

come!

Come to my welcome breasts.

Jezebel, what the hell's going on?

Where's Rachel?!

But I am Rachel.

I'm just using Jezebel's body while I'm here.

Hmm.

Jezebel's body!

Mmhmm, come on,

come on.

Don't you want me?

I'm burning with desire.

I want the virgin body of Rachel.

Surely you're not gonna let a little thing

like a body spoil your enjoyment.

Everyone has had that body!

Come.

Oh, come Lucifer.

Wait, I know what to do.

I don't care what you do.

Let's get it on.

Don't you dare soil that virgin flower, you creep.

Rachel, my love, my sweet.

Oh, Jeremiah baby.

My angel.

And away we go,

and now,

now for the crowning experience!

Oh, now,

now, please.

Oh now,

now please.

Now.

Oh, Rachel, Rachel.

Curse the gods, I'm seeing ghosts.

A horse, a horse,

my kingdom for a horse!

No wonder Jeremiah had a fit.

Lucifer must have changed me back.

Oh well.

Rachel.

Rachel,

Rachel!

I'm ready to return now.

Later baby, much, much later.

That's Jezebel.