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The ocean is so much bigger than the tower. I know I say that. I'm gonna keep

saying that. You've mentioned.

I lived in a closet with a view for 18 years. I get to mention it. Drink your

champagne, Rapunzel.

You wanted me.

You're gonna make me do something unqueenly. That's the whole point of a

boat.

I don't like that. It's just the sky being dramatic. I respect it.

Okay, I respect it less.

Hold the rail! I'm holding you!

That's not a plan.

Then swim!

I'm not letting go. Good.

There's land.

There's land!

I have never been so happy to see dirt.

Swim. I am swimming. This is me swimming. This is the worst and best

night of my- Rapunzel.

I'm here.

Best. Party.

Ever. If you are dead, stop talking.

Not dead.

Sandy. Hi.

The itinerary did not include this. Well, fuck.

Signal?

Please say the floating lights are cell towers.

No. Okay.

New itinerary. We have a camera.

We have a dead radio.

We have a camera. Elsa, we're two princesses on an empty island with a

camera and no chaperone. Don't. You already know what I'm going to say. I

sent the crew home so I would not have an audience.

And now we have an island.

That's not an audience. That's a set. It is sand.

It's a set.

Be honest. If we are stuck here, the only thing we actually know how to do?

Survive. Rule. Not die. Is look good and film porn. I have never filmed

pornography. You've thought about it. I saw you last night. On the boat. Before

the sky got involved. I am a queen. You're a queen who wanted me on a boat

with no staff. That's not a government. That's a scene. We are not filming

pornography on a beach because we missed a yacht. Say pornography again.

One take.

We stay dressed.

For now.

For now.

Hi, we're lost. This is the itinerary now. The itinerary did not include this.

For now, just expired.

Take two. You put it where it can see.

You aren't wearing anything.

The itinerary was supposed to improve.

It did.

Okay, that's a queen.

That's a queen on my...

I'm talking to you. It happens to be filming.

Rapunzel. Say pornography.

No. Say my name like that again.

Rapunzel. Good.

I can't believe I did this. I can't believe I did this. You can.

You are.

Good. Stay there. The camera likes you on your back. I like you on your back.

Then do something.

Slow.

I know.

I know. I've thought about this.

Longer than the tower.

That is not a unit of time.

It is now.

That's your mouth.

That's a queen's mouth.

I can't... Look at me.