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He's watching you now.

Oh man, this is going to be so cool.

Hey guys, my name's Arlie. And this is a little behind the scenes action of me

becoming a filmmaker.

I want to be the next Michael Rock.

My housemate Philbert doesn't know yet, but he's gonna be my co-star come with

me while I tell him the great news

Ali, get that camera out of my face.

Don't be a weirdo.

What type of movie?

A found footage horror movie.

Are you kidding me?

I hate found footage movies.

It usually takes forever for something to happen.

And when it finally does, there's always a reason why they're recording instead

of just, you know, leaving and staying alive.

This will be different.

We'll make a movie that makes a little more sense. No, whatever you do, don't

stop recording and garbage like that.

Come on, it'll be fun.

We'll have monsters and everything.

Monsters?

I'm going to go along with this, just so I can see what kind of monsters you can

come up with.

While having no money.

When are we filming?

Where are we going?

Yes, you won't regret this, Filbert.

I'll gather some things, and we'll go to the woods to film.

I don't have a script, though, because I want it to be more natural when we talk.

So we're going into the woods to make a foul-footed choreo movie.

You have no money.

And you have no script.

I'm already regretting this.

Let's go get ready for an adventure!

Okay, we got water for hydration, protein bars, brand new tent, lucky

stabbing knife, ooh, and toilet paper. Okay.

Oh, oh, and I'll have Filbert wear this.

Hey, Filbert, I have a camera for you. Come here.

Oh, joy.

Oh, that looks great, my dude.

I'll finish getting extra batteries, SD cards, lights, and some other supplies

together, and then we'll head out.

We have some driving to do. I want to get away from people.

Yeah, you do that.

I'm going to go try to find a will to live and wait in the car.

You're so funny, Filbert.

I'll be there in a second.

really have to drive an hour to come make this movie a movie that you don't

even have a script for oh that's not all my lavender skin friend i pulled up a

trail and found a hidden lake to film at uh it'll take about an hour hike to get

there an hour of hiking you better have some sandwiches

judging by the size of your backpack you don't have much in there

So I won't get my hopes up about food. Oh, trust me, old buddy. I have

everything we need in this backpack.

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised when we get there.

Let's get going.

Oh, such a beautiful day out here.

You're driving on the way there.

Well, shouldn't be a problem.

When we camp out tomorrow morning, it'll be fine.

Wait.

Is your license still suspended?

Well, I mean, I think I have one infraction, but I won't get caught.

Yeah.

Yeah, you won't be caught.

We're good.

We're fine.

You won't get caught.

We'll be good.

Always fine.

Thanks for doing this, Filbert.

I know you've always been camera shy, but you've got such a pretty face.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, you're welcome.

You owe me.

Yes.

Stop, stop, stop.

What is it, Filbert?

Ollie.

Look over there.

Uh-huh.

That's a lilt.

You didn't mention anything about hills.

It's the woods, Philbert.

It's all terrain.

We get to put our chevrolet legs in our F shoe fitties. Come on. Let's go.

I hate you.

Yeah,

you owe me.

This stream really makes me have to pee.

Do puppets pee?

What's a puppet?

Oh, the trees are so beautiful up here.

It's good to get some fresh air, right, Filbert?

Yeah, I agree.

It's a heck of a workout.

Well, if we film more of these, you'll have plenty of opportunity to get into

shape.

One and done, Ollie.

One and done.

Oh, don't you worry.

The amount of awards we're going to get for this?

This is going to be amazing!

A whirlwind!

What kind of award do they give for found footage?

Is there something called a foundie?

I don't think so, Ollie.

I don't think enough people watch this stuff.

Oh, you'd be surprised what people watch on the internet, Filbert.

Yeah, if anything.

If this movie is horrible, at least I have nature.

So, thanks for that, I guess.

Oh, come on, Filbert. It's not that bad.

Oh, the sun is shining and birds are singing and everyone's having a grand

old... Shut up, Ollie!

Nobody wants to hear a musical.

I mean, every good movie has a musical number.

Ali, I'm dying.

Ali, I need a break.

I'm out of shape.

I'll get you a banana.

You'll kick your bananas away from me.

Potassium is necessary. You'll cramp if you don't have it.

I'll give you a cramp.

Just trying to keep you hydrated.

I think I see a rock over there.

Go ahead.

Oh, they're stubborn.

Oh, he doesn't see me.

Oh, this would be a perfect opportunity to scare him.

I see you, you idiot.

Get back down there so we can get back to hiking.

All right, fine.

Set the stick there.

We're almost there.

I can feel it in my felt.

Must be the humidity.

There we are nice pristine lake as promised dude Wow

All right

This is actually really nice even if this movie is a pile of hot garbage

At least there's a nice lake I Have no faith in you or this movie.

I Also have no phone signal here Who needs phones?

We need to enjoy the nature and film murders.

Yep.

Sounds like a horror movie to me.

Let's set up and film this thing.

All right. I'll grab everything out of the backpack.

Hey, everyone.

My name's Ollie, and this is my friend Philbert.

We're a team that investigates local legends, anywhere from things like

aliens, monsters, and even Bigfoot.

Okay, Filbert, you're going to introduce yourself and say we're looking for a

fishman-like creature.

Hello, everyone.

I'm Filbert, and we've been hot on a trail of a fishman-like creature.

Do you have a fishman-like creature in your back?

Well, I mean...

Hello everyone, I'm Philbert and we've been hot on a trail of a local legend.

A giant fish man like creature.

We've tracked him to these woods and we're going to see if we can get some

footage of him to prove he exists.

We have our gear, our cameras, and our investigative skills.

Come on folks, let's go on an adventure.

Holy crap, you're good at this.

Okay. Let's grab the camera and bags, and we'll go film us a creature.

Oh, my God.

What was that, Wilbur?

I'm so startled.

I think it was a chipmunk.

Wilbur, we're filming a horror movie.

It's got to be something scary.

Oh, all right. My bad. Sorry.

It might have been a fish man.

Keep on the lookout.

Fish man.

Here, fishy, fishy.

Fish man.

Fishy, fishy, fishy.

You know, Ollie, I've been meaning to ask. Why fish man? Like, we're in the

woods. What kind of fish would be walking around in the woods?

Well, it's part man, Philbert.

I mean, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, good point.

Fish man!

Fish man!

Don't worry.

We'll carpe that diem.

Get it?

Carpe. He might be a carp.

This guy.

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.

I think he's playing coy with us.

So many spooky sounds.

I think I heard something over here.

Oh, my God.

What could it be?

Oh, hey, it's Milbert.

Hey, where'd that sound come from?

Thanks, Milbert.

Bitch creature.

Oh, man.

That felt good.

Man, Filbert, you've had to pee a lot today.

I'm proud of you for staying hydrated.

Oh, thank you. Either that or your prostate's enlarged.

Hey, I was thinking, since we're looking for a fish man, I've got a joke.

So there's these two fish, right? And they're in a tank.

One fish turns to the other fish and says, Do you know how to drive this

thing?

Let's go make the movie.

That was terrible.

Oh, I feel the rich of batter again.

That's how they get to lay off the prune juice.

Okay.

Filbert told me he's going to the bathroom, but he's been gone for a long

time. The scary thing is, I heard a yell.

I'm a bit nervous, but I tried calling out to him, but he hasn't responded.

Wait, I think I see something.

Oh my God, what's that?

Dang it.

I can see your arm, Filbert.

That's so stupid.

Is this the best you could come up with?

You gotta trust the process.

You gotta have faith.

Don't worry.

Once it gets dark, we'll film some real scary stuff.

The darkness is your ally.

Why are you talking like that?

Are you trying to do an impression?

What?

You don't know what that movie is?

Filbert, you're gonna be a filmmaker now.

We need to start watching more movies.

Maybe you're right.

Well, maybe you just need to kiss that.

All right, Gilbert.

Once you finish your hot cocoa, we're going to head out.

I don't want you too grumpy.

I went out and put some monsters up. I'm not going to tell you where I put them,

though. As we're walking, I want to get your natural scared reaction.

I'm more scared of sleeping in this tent with you than of a $20 monster mask.

Especially with how you've been eating today.

I told you, jerk!

That wasn't me earlier.

It was probably a dead animal.

Try to hurry, though.

I want to finish this before it gets dark.

We're in the middle of the woods and... Things can come out at night.

I'll finish as long as you stop with the goofy impressions.

Hey, Ollie.

I've been meaning to ask you something.

Yeah?

How the heck did you fit all of this stuff into that little backpack of

yours? Movie magic, my dude.

Movie magic!

That, uh... That doesn't make sense.

Yes, it does.

Okay.

So, are we supposed to be acting now?

Anything specific that you want me to say, or just roll with it?

Just act natural. And don't overthink it.

If you're scared, be scared.

Try not to sweat too much.

Because then we'll get an R rating.

So, monsters, horror, and murder are okay.

Pooplemouth?

Not okay.

Makes sense.

That was the brief, kid.

So many rocks out here.

Somebody should really come out here and sweep up the place.

It's called the wood snack of rocks.

All right, folks, we can find a creature in any minute. Just keep an eye out.

What's that?

Oh, my God. Look out.

Jesus Christ.

Run.

Hey, cardio.

Come here, I'm watching wrestling right now.

Where's Ollie?

Ollie!

Ollie, where'd you go?

Where is that idiot?

Ollie!

Do you want me to come to you?

Are you done?

You better be.

I hear making me tired.

I don't know what's going on right now.

My friend is missing.

There's a creature out there.

I'm so scared.

Are you serious?

You're really doing planned out movie trumps right now?

The audience is going to eat this up.

Idiot.

We got some pretty good footage.

There are a couple more monsters hidden out there that'll give you a good scare.

The last monster, you'll run off.

In reality, you'll go and puppet it, and it'll kill me.

After it kills me, we'll switch, and I'll have it chase you through the

woods, and it'll kill you.

Sound like a plan?

Sounds like a magnificent plan.

Then we'll go home, right?

You don't want to...

Camp out here in the woods. That's why I set up the tent.

I think it'll be fun.

Home it is.

Let's get going.

Okay.

Let's head out this way.

We're going to act now.

I don't know what that was, Filbert, but I'm scared.

I hope there aren't any more of those things out there.

I should have brought a gun.

Coming out into the woods, looking for a creature without a gun.

Yeah. That wasn't our smartest idea. Please just let us go!

No!

Do you have someone out here screaming?

Okay.

Now that got me.

No, dude.

I just have some props set up. See?

I have no idea what that was.

What's going on? Or what that scream is?

I think it came from over there.

Let's check it out.

Cue the horror music.

I think I'm getting closer to where the scream is.

I think so, too.

Oh, my God.

What the hell is going on here?

I don't know.

This is nothing to do with me.

Let's get behind this rock.

What the hell is going on here?

I have no idea.

This has nothing to do with me.

I don't like this.

What are they going to do?

Should we try to help?

No.

I want to help too.

But we're in the middle of the woods.

Unnumbered.

And they have weapons.

They're going to end up killing us.

Yeah, you're right.

Please!

Please!

We were just camping!

Please just let me go!

Please!

Please! We were just camping!

What are you doing?

Please let me go!

They see us! Oh my god! They see us!

My god.

Oh god. Well, hello there, friends.

This is a little awkward. You caught me and my buddies on our yearly hunt.

How about we save some time and you come on down here? I'm confident we could get

this all worked out.

It's a hard pass, buddy, but thanks.

We'll just leave.

Get them.

Get up and move.

Now!

Run!

Filmmaker! I don't want to die!

Come on!

They killed them!

Whatever you do, Filmmaker, don't stop filming!

You son of a bitch! You're still on the phone for this garbage!

I can't help it! I'm a filmmaker!

You're going to be a dead filmmaker if we don't get out of here!

Come on!

Come on. We need to hide.

We need to figure this out.

Get it. We need to go to my house next to me.

Okay.

Come on.

Go over here. We have to hide.

We got to figure things out.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Here's what we know.

There's a group of psychos chasing us. Uh-huh, and we saw them kill a couple of

people that were just camping We're also in the middle of the woods far

from the road and anyone that can help Do you remember which way the car is

I'm not sure between my nerves being shot Being terrified and running off

when they saw my mind is all messed up Yeah

Yeah, me too I hear them don't make any noise Where

are

they worry about it they won't get too far

They went that way.

If they could kill

the people with the pickaxe. I don't know. I don't want to axe him.

Okay, okay, I think they're far enough.

Let's go this way. Are you sure?

No, but some of those guys went that way.

Another one broke off over there.

I think there's no way in hell we're going back.

And there's no way in hell we're going back to where the dead people are.

Yeah, I don't recommend that.

Bro,

they straight up murdered those people.

Why are they doing this?

They said something about a yearly hunt.

I don't know why they're doing this.

But I'm willing to bet this isn't the first time they've done it.

You mean they're not virgins?

Yeah. Holly!

Holly, we're so damn lost.

Come on, let's go.

We'll find our way, Wilbur. I know we will.

Watch out for those trees.

How many beer cans?

Oh, God, Filbert.

This is crazy.

Look, Phil.

There's a tent.

Campers, Ollie.

They can help us.

They can tell us how to get out of here.

Let's go see if anyone's around.

Another phone.

Satellite for me.

Hello?

Anybody?

Campers?

Oh, what's that?

What is that?

Ollie.

Ollie, what happened there?

Oh my goodness.

This is terrible.

What did we get ourselves into?

It must have been those guys, Ollie.

They must have did this.

Why? Why is this happening, Ollie?

Why would somebody do this?

Ollie.

Those guys have to have done this.

They must be some kind of cult or something because... Ollie, why the hell

is this happening?

I don't know, Bill.

I'm so sorry.

This is turning into a real...

I didn't mean for any of this.

Stop.

This isn't on you.

You wanted to go out and make a movie.

I'm not putting any blame on you.

Ollie, we have to get out of here, though.

Or they're going to find us and kill us, too.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Is anyone alive?

Hello?

What a garbage.

Sure am glad we weren't invited to this party.

Oh man.

Are you dead?

I think he's dead.

Oh my god.

Oh no.

Looks like these two are stuck together.

It's so gross.

Phil, don't do it. Oh, my God.

No, Phil.

So gross.

You did eat my tacos.

I'm sorry.

I was going to have them on Sunday night. I'm sorry, Allie.

Oh, my God.

Bad roommate right there.

It's so gross.

Oh, no.

Poor lady.

Don't puke on her, too. She doesn't deserve it.

Oh.

You look like such a sweet angel, Ollie.

No, but you're being a little creepy.

What? It's been a while.

All right?

Sorry. I know they say you need port in a storm, but that's not what they meant.

Shut up. Let's go.

Hey.

are you alive yeah i think he's sticking around huh oh god oh no

oh my god ollie

oh my god ollie is that what

we look like inside oh god oh my god

Oh, this guy.

Guy!

Guy, are you alive?

He's twitching, but I think he's gone.

Oh, no.

Oh, Ollie. This guy was definitely a gusher.

Oh, no.

Sir,

you've got a little bit of red on you.

Oh, no.

Ollie.

Ollie, let's get out of here.

Come on.

We gotta go.

Do you think they have any beer left?

I love Willow Rock.

It's great beer, but it didn't do these people well, so I'd rather not.

There's a tent over there.

It's moving.

It's moving?

Yeah.

Maybe we'll go see.

Leave it.

Let's get out of here. It might be the bad guys.

No, Phil.

What if someone's in there and they need our help?

Yeah.

Well, I guess you're right.

Okay.

Okay, Allie, let's go check it out.

You gotta be careful, though.

You hear that?

That's crazy.

What's going on?

Allie, there are two wounds tied up in a tent.

Help me get them loose.

I'll be right there.

Ollie, come on, man.

Sorry, gummy.

Okay, ladies.

I don't want to hurt your mouth.

Go ahead and take your tape off.

Ollie. Do it slowly.

Ollie, you were no help.

Don't wax off your mustache.

Don't wax off your mustache.

You were no help, Ollie.

What? What? I was catching footage.

No one's going to believe this.

Come on, ladies.

It's okay. You can come out. We're not bad guys.

I promise.

Come on, Marley. I'll help you.

Are you guys okay?

You're pregnant.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I'm okay.

They can learn friends and put us in here?

Why do they do this?

Do you know who they are?

We saw them kill somebody earlier.

They said they were on their annual hunt.

Annual hunt?

What the hell? Is this all just a game to them?

We need to get out of here, Marley. Are you sure you're okay?

No, but it doesn't matter. We need to get out of here or they'll kill us.

We have no idea where we are or how to get back to the road.

Do you?

Yeah, I think I remember.

One of our friends that those bastards killed let us out here.

How far did you hike out here? You hiked pregnant?

She's pregnant, not crippled. Pregnant people can hike, you know.

Yeah, dummy.

Okay, let's go.

Hey, real quick.

What are your names?

I'm Marley. This is Jasmine.

I'm Filbert.

This is Ollie.

Let's go.

That guy went down his trench.

Oh yeah.

Watch out for that guy.

He's so tall.

Shocked they were able to take him down.

Hey Jasmine, are you hurt?

I mean, I tweaked my ankle a little bit when they grabbed us, but it should be

okay.

Oh no.

Okay.

We'll go as fast as you're comfortable with.

We can't make a splint with this.

There's plenty of places to get splinters.

Wrong time, Ollie.

Wrong time.

Sure glad Marley knows where to go.

We would have been screwed.

We would have wound up like those people.

We just need to get the hell out of here.

Marley, do you remember where our car was?

I think so.

Oh, we've been walking for a while now.

Are you sure you know where we're going, honey?

I thought I did.

I don't know. I don't know anymore.

We're going to die in the woods because I wanted to go camping.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's not your fault.

A lot of crazy stuff happened.

Here, let's take a little break and talk about other things.

Let's go right over there.

I can't pounce down.

Of course you do.

How far along are you?

About six months.

I wanted to come out here and have some fun before the baby arrives.

I'm in full mom mode.

Where's the dad at?

You're the smooth talker between the two of you.

It's okay.

He's probably with his other family right now.

We were seeing each other for about six months.

Turns out he was seeing his wife for six years.

He's an independent filmmaker, so he was making up excuses about having to leave

for long periods of time.

Independent filmmaker, huh?

Sounds like a winner.

Has he made anything anyone's heard of?

He's most known for a trilogy of god-awful found footage Bigfoot movies

that he and a friend made.

So lame.

I hate found footage.

Ah, she said the thing.

You know you're better off without him, right? Yeah.

Well, funny that you mention independent filmmaking and bound footage.

Uh, Filbert, let's change off these batteries so we can go.

Oh, that's why you guys are filming.

I thought you were just creeps.

Not just creeps.

Finally.

Okay, there you go, Filbert.

Let's go.

These woods have to end eventually.

You guys hear that?

Yeah.

Yeah, I heard that.

Come on. No, it's the hunters.

How did they find us? We need to hide. We need to hide. We need to hide.

We need to hide.

We need to hide.

We need to hide.

We need to hide.

Hunters.

How did they find us? They were going in the opposite direction.

Come on.

Come on, let's go hide.

Ollie, you dropped your camera.

Shh. I know.

I'm just so scared filming.

Here they come.

Go make a sound.

Okay. Okay, I think they're far enough.

Let's get out of here and go where they're not.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, good idea.

Come here, guys.

Ollie, don't forget your camera.

If they come back, Filbert and I will distract them while you run and get

away.

Well, we're so brave.

Thanks for being brave, Ollie, but we're going to get out of here together, okay?

Come on.

Let's go over there now.

Hey, Jasmine.

Yeah? What are you going to do when you get out of here?

I don't know. I'll probably never leave my house again.

That's a good idea.

We'll just be homebodies forever.

Yeah, me too.

Being in the woods makes you guys agoraphobic, huh?

Hey, did you hear the one about the two women and two puppets getting hunted in

the woods?

That joke's a real killer.

Oh, wait.

Sorry, guys.

Too soon, Ollie.

Too soon.

I'll work on my timing.

You guys want to play 20 questions or something?

Get to know each other a little better?

Not right now, Ollie.

I'm just... We're going to stay alive.

I'm just saying, it's not safe to walk in the woods with strangers.

We're not strangers.

We thought of it as...

I like family now.

Does anybody have any extra water?

And can we take a break?

This extra weight is killing me. It's like I'm going to pass out.

Yeah.

Yeah, Allie's got a little bit of food and water in his backpack.

Oh, yeah.

If we take a break, that'll give me time to change out my battery and get my

camera working again.

Yeah.

Now let's go right over here.

Just over here to the right?

Yeah, I know.

It's a fallen tree.

Old logs.

Someone's walking.

Yeah, here's a good spot.

Yeah, you ladies take a load off and I'll grab stuff out of my backpack.

How's your ankle?

It's fine.

I just want to get out of here.

Okay.

Water's over there.

While you guys rest up, I'm gonna go, uh... I'm gonna go film some stuff.

Don't go too far, Ollie.

I don't know where those guys are.

I'll be right back.

Alright, guys.

I've got something to say.

Ollie here.

Little quick information on what's going on.

My buddy Philbert and I... went into the woods to make a found footage horror

movie. We ended up witnessing a real murder.

We found a campsite with mangled bodies and two women. One of them is pregnant.

They were tied up and we're being chased by murderers.

This has turned out to be a real life horror movie.

If we get killed...

And, um, our footage is found. Please, uh, turn this into a movie so we don't

die for nothing.

Oh, and, uh, if you could, uh, find our killers and bring them to justice and

all that. Okay, cool. Thanks. Okay, goodbye.

Are you serious right now? Huh?

You're an idiot. Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Where's the damn road?

I know you're tired, but sound travels far here.

Those guys are gonna hear us and then we're dead.

I don't even care at this point. We're all gonna be dead anyways.

At least you guys get your footage, right?

Hey, I know you're tired and scared, but these guys saved us. They shunned us in

a tent after our friends were murdered.

Yeah, it's weird that they're filming us. Yeah, but I get it. All this is

evidence, so when we get out of here, we can blind those bastards.

Okay. Fine.

Hey, guys.

Alright, I'm sorry. I just really want to get out of here.

If it wasn't for you guys, we'd still be in the tent or dead, so... Thanks, guys.

I'm sorry.

It's all good, Jasmine.

We get it.

none of us expected this and some of your friends are dead i can't imagine

how any of you are feeling right now come on let's keep going

i'm

sure we're close i'm sure it's any minute now

We'll fight for civilization.

I thought you were watching me do that musical number, huh?

You know, Ellie, good musical number sounds good about right now.

Oh, we're running for our lives. Wait, wait.

What? I changed my mind.

Don't sing.

Come on. You always get my hopes up, don't you?

We'll find the road.

They just lost their friends, Ollie.

We have to consider that.

Put a song in your heart. It makes everything better.

Tell you what, Ollie.

We make it out of here alive.

I'm buying you tickets to a good musical.

Yeah? Yeah.

Did I just change my master on ice?

Yeah. Oh, I love that one. I won't be there, but I'll buy you tickets.

I've heard that one's better than Coma the Musical.

It dies in a coma the whole time.

Oh, my God.

It's horrible.

I'm sure we're almost there.

Just a little farther.

We can't lose hope, Jasmine.

Right, Mandy?

Marley?

How the hell is there no road?

Knowing us, we've been going in circles.

Yeah, you're probably right, Ollie.

Film her remind me to put dramatic music during this scene.

It's not for the jolly people are gonna hate that Let's build up the suspense I

agree Yeah, let's put music

We're going over the middle.

Right through the woods.

What? Where?

Did you hear that?

Yeah, I did.

But I don't think it was an animal.

I don't think so either.

Come on.

Come on, guys. Let's hide.

It'll be okay, Ollie.

It'll be okay.

Too many hunters.

Do you see anything?

No, I don't see anything.

Oh, man.

Marley. Maybe it was an animal.

I just, I want to go home and eat my tacos.

If somebody else didn't eat them already.

They're still on those tacos.

Well, they're not in you anymore.

I'm sorry.

I puked on one of your friends.

You what?

Never mind.

How do they keep finding us?

Maybe it was an animal.

I don't see anything.

Oh no.

You hear that?

Oh no.

Oh no!

They're getting closer.

I'm sorry, I don't mean to keep breathing in your ear.

It's okay Ollie, you're safe.

I'm so scared.

Yeah, me too, Ollie.

Robert, did we re-up the life insurance?

I think I canceled mine.

It was too expensive.

Oh, God.

Guys, if we all die, tell my mom I love her.

I tell her that all the time.

You tell her I love her? Yeah.

You're so sweet, Filbert. Yeah, she's hot.

Wait. What?

Nothing.

Oh, God.

Did you hear that? Oh, no.

It's getting louder.

It's getting closer!

Oh no! There they are!

There they are! Shh!

Shh!

Shh! There they are!

Okay! There they are!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Please!

We gotta be quiet!

Okay, enough of these games. What are you doing?

Marley!

Marley!

Have you been having fun?

It has been a blast. Thank you so much for letting me come do this. Oh, of

course. Do you think our baby knows?

What the hell?

What the hell is going on?

You're a part of this?

How do you think they kept being able to find us?

I have a beacon in my pocket.

Surprise.

You killed our friends, you psycho bitch!

No, they weren't my friends.

I've been slowly setting this up since I first met you guys for our annual hunt.

The whole, I want to go out and have some fun before I become a mom.

All part of the game.

She's cutting it. You're a fucking freak.

This is insane.

Why are you all doing this?

What's the point of it all?

You know, some people collect baseball cards.

Some people make found footage films.

We like to hunt campers.

You realize we've orchestrated this whole thing and brought you right to

where we want you.

You guys need a new hobby! Silver, get the girl.

No, no, no, no, no!

Don't touch her! No!

Leave her alone!

boss, would you like to do the honors?

Yes, I'd love to, but I think we're going to change things up a little bit,

and I think I will give the honor to my dear wife.

Wife! You didn't tell us you were married! No!

It's my pleasure.

Mom's gotta eat.

No, don't do it! Leave her alone!

You psycho bitch!

Sorry, pretty girl. We're definitely getting an R rating now!

Okay, bye!

Make sure you guys get this on film.

You're sick. You're making a movie.

You're demented. Found footage movie?

I hate found footage.

He's not the thing, but we don't like him.

What do we do?

I don't know.

Don't do it.

She stabbed her.

She stabbed her.

Ellie.

What are you doing?

Come on, stop. That's your friend.

No.

What are you doing? Are you going to eat her?

No. Oh.

Oh, you're not supposed to eat Jasmine like that. No. What are you doing? No.

Oh, my God.

They're eating her, Ollie.

Oh, Filbert.

Filbert, oh, God.

Ollie. It's so disgusting.

Ollie knows our time. Come on, let's go. We got to get out of here.

Come on.

Where are you going? You don't want to have any Jasmine? No.

Drop the camera.

Maybe if we drop the cameras with the evidence, they won't chase us.

What?

Are we going to lose all our footage?

All our evidence?

No way, dude.

What the hell with the movie, Allie?

We're talking about staying alive here.

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Come on Donnie, let's do this.

Alright, let's make some memories.

Alright.

Let's get a group photo, let's go buddy.

Let's do this.

Wait, who are you guys?

Alright guys, take five and then we'll get back to filming.

You know, actually...

I got a job with the Royal Shakespeare Company right after I graduated from

Juilliard.

But, you know, I'm reading a script right now for Avengers.

I don't know what that is, Avengers.

They want me to play a Dr.

Mombato.

So what do you have going on next?

Okay. And... Done.

Thanks for making the world a better place, my friend.

You will be missed.

Ah, he said the thing.