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So... I know what you're thinking.
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Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog
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being chased by a mad man
with a mustache from the civil war?
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Gotta be honest, it feels like
I've been running my whole life.
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Is this too much? Am I going too fast?
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It's kinda what I do.
You know what? Let's back up.
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This is the island where I am from.
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It had everything: sandy beaches,
cascading waterfalls,
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public access to loop-de-loops.
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And I never had to catch a school bus
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because I can run across the entire island
in less than two seconds.
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Also, there was no school.
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I know, pretty sweet island, right?
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I was born with extraordinary powers,
and was told to keep them in secret.
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And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.
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That's Longclaw, she took care of me.
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She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi,
if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.
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Sonic, someone could've seen you!
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No one saw me. I am too fast!
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And, I wanted to bring you this.
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Get down!
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Turns out with great power
comes great power-hungry bad guys.
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And I let them right to us.
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Listen carefully, Sonic.
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You have a power unlike anything
I've ever seen.
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And that means someone
will always want it.
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The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.
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This word is on the farthest side
of the universe. You should be safe there.
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-I don't wanna go without you!
-You must!
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These rings will be your most important
possession.
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If you ever discovered, use one.
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Never stop running. Now go!
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Longclaw!
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-Goodbye, Sonic.
-No!
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No!
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C'mon, one car?
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I'm bored.
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Tom, do you read me?
Are you there?
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No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht
in Barbados
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with Rihanna.
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OMG. That's amazing, please send pics.
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No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap.
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Already? How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean.
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Hang on, I think I got something.
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Hey, buddy, where's the fire?
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We've got kids living around here.
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It was kinda funny, sorry.
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What?
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Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
There's been a violent gang shoot-out.
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Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel.
But they do need it back.
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Buddy, you almost got yourself killed
out there.
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What are you, some kind
of an adrenaline junkie?
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Must be rough being slow all the time.
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I'll tell you what,
today is your lucky day.
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Have you ever felt so alive?
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This is great, you're doing amazing.
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Oh, jeez!
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Good recovery!
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Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
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You never saw me.
I was never here.
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So, what were you expecting?
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A dirty little hedgehog eating berries,
and struggling to survive?
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Think again, because I am living
my best life on Earth.
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I've got a library.
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A home gym.
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And a state of the art security system.
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Oh, no!
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And if I ever discovered,
I'll follow Longclaw's instructions,
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and use my rings
to escape to a new planet.
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A nice, safe little world
filled only with mushrooms.
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Gross, smelly mushrooms...
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I hate mushrooms.
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But let's not worry about all of that.
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This is Green Hills.
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The greatest place on Earth.
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These are my people, and there, I say,
I am their lovable space creature.
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So what if they don't know I exist?
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My favorite person is the Donut Lord.
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Protector of this town,
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and defender of all creatures,
big and small.
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Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy.
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Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.
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She is super nice to animals,
and strangely was born without bones.
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There is one person in town
who's actually onto me.
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He calls me The Blue Devil.
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-I almost caught him last night.
-Say hello to Crazy Carl.
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We have fun together.
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I know you're out there!
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And I know you're real!
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No, I'm not.
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Movie night is my favorite.
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Please, please...
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Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure.
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-When I find you--
-Pop quiz hot-shot.
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There's a bomb on the bus.
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Pop quiz hot-shot.
The classic line.
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Basically, we're like a family,
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even though we haven't met yet.
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You don't think your prolonged isolation
is making you a bit crazy perhaps?
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Crazy? Me? No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.
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And despite all these
so called friends of yours,
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deep down you are still rather lonely?
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Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?
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Hey! No, no...
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Get out of there! Come on!
Oh, come on! Get out of there!
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Get out of there, you trash pandas!
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Maddie, as Green Hills
most respected veterinary,
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what is the fastest way
to exterminate a racoon?
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Hi, Ozzy. Hello.
You're glad to see me?
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You don't eat garbage, do you?
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What's that?
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-Is that what I think it is?
-Open it.
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-It's kinda small, is that bad?
-Just... open it.
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Dear Thomas, we have reviewed
your application
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to the San Francisco Police Department,
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and pending inter departmental review
and background check.
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And we are happy to inform you that you
have been selected to join our team.
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Wow! Oh my God!
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San Francisco sucks?
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Wrong one.
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-You never had a doubt, huh?
-No!
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-I can't believe this!
-I know. You did it!
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What are those?
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Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.
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I though Ozzy and I
can fly there tomorrow,
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and check out some neighborhoods.
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I mean, this is all happening so fast.
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Man, it's the craziest thing,
you apply for the job, you get the job.
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-Well, pending a background check.
-Oh, man,
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hope they don't find out about that time
you used the neighbor's WiFi.
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Correction, I'm still using
the neighbor's WiFi.
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But, Maddie...
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Are you sure you're okay with this?
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Thomas Michael Wachowski,
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what did you do the entire time
I was in a veterinary school?
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I worked the second job
to pay the rent, and--
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A third job to pay tuition.
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You sacrificed for me,
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
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Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
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I mean, there's been a Wachowski
protecting this town for more than 50 years.
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This is a big change.
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I'm positive.
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It's time for this guy to get out there
and prove himself.
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I love Green Hills, but...
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You know, I wanna help people
in real trouble.
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I want someone to turn to me
in a life-or-death situation,
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and I'll be there for them.
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-I get it. I'm so proud of you.
-Thank you.
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And so it is with a heavy heart,
that I tell you all
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that I've accepted a position
at the San Francisco Police Department
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effective immediately.
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It's gonna be tough to leave my home town,
and all my friendships.
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But this is something
I feel like I need to do,
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to grow, as both an officer, and a man.
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What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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Now all I gotta do is...
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tell everyone who isn't a donut.
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Whoa, the play-offs.
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So cool.
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We're at the ninth, tie score.
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And exactly who you want at the plate
with a game on the line, Sonic.
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But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound
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is the most fearsome southpaw
in Green Hills, also Sonic.
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Okay, focus, Sonic.
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If you win this game you'll be
the most beloved kid in Green Hills.
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Hit it to the guy in left,
he's a real space case.
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I can't with that guy.
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Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic,
is so in batter Sonic.
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I got it, I got it...
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I don't got it.
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Go home! Go home!
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Come on!
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Safe!
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Yes! Yes! I did it!
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Did you see that? I did it! I did it.
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I really am alone.
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All alone. Forever.
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I'm sure no one noticed
that giant blue explosion, right?
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-Hey, Wade.
-Hi, Tom. Wade here.
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What is going on?
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-Oh Gosh, I think the power is out.
-Yap, dur.
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The lights are out.
The whole town is freaking out.
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-What should I do?
-Okay. Relax.
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Take a deep breath, call Gil,
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see if they can locate
the down line, then...
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call Zim, and see if he can get
his generator over to the Super Cue
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-so the food stays fresh.
-Call Zim before Gil?
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-Call Gil-- Hello? Wait. Wait!
-I'll call you back.
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Hello? Was that the end
of the instructions?
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Okay. All right. You can do this.
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What was the first thing he said to do?
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Right. Relax.
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Twenty minutes ago an energy surge
knocked our power
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across the entire Pacific Northwest.
What do we know?
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Our first instinct was it was an EMP.
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But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.
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NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.
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The Department of Energy says
it's not a power plant malfunction.
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Sounds like we're really good
at figuring out what it wasn't.
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This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.
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I'm suggesting we scramble
the fifth and sixth regiment. - No, no...
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This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
Someone who understands technology.
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-You wanna send in a lab rat?
-Not just any lab rat.
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A lab rat with the teeth.
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You're not suggesting who I think
you're suggesting.
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-I know he's a little weird--
-Weird?
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-No, no. No way!
-He's a psychological terrifier.
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But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs.
IQ off the charts.
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And his drone tech is revolutionary.
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-You're sure he can handle this?
-He has a perfect operations record.
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-Remember the coup in Pakistan?
-No.
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-Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
-It's not even a country.
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Exactly. And you can thank
Robotnik for that.
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I can't believe you're bringing
that freak into this.
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Neither can I, but...
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We have no choice.
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Guys, coming up!
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Yes, Major.
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What a--
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Are you in charge here?
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-Yes, I am.
-No. Wrong!
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-Name--
-I'm in charge!
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-Me!
-Is Major--
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-Ben--
-I'm in charge.
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You've never seen anything
like this before?
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It says I'm a top banana in a world
full of hungry little monkeys.
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Allow me to clarify.
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In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
based on level of critical importance
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the disparity between us
is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.
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-The Doctor thinks you're basic.
-I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
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Ten miles in every direction
should suffice.
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-Is he still looking at me funny?
-Yes, he is.
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Tell him to stop or I'll pull out
his search history.
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If you don't stop looking, the Doctor,
he'll take a closer look--
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-I'm not deaf.
-And tell him his men report to me now.
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Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you're realize--
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I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?
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-Benning--
-Nobody cares! Nobody cares.
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Listen, Major Nobodycares.
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You know why
nobody cares who you are?
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Because nobody cares about your feeble
accomplishments.
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And nobody cares about how proud
your Mommy is
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that you're now reading
at a third grade level.
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Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet?
Spoiler alert, she dies in the end.
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But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.
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Oh, my babies.
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Look what came out of my egg sac.
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You know what I love about machines?
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They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.
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They don't need time-off to get drunk,
and put the boat in the water.
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And you do what you're told.
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Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss.
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And watch my machines do your job.
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-Can you feel it, Stone?
-I can feel it, Doctor.
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It's evolution, Stone.
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It's evolution!
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-Agent Stone?
-Doctor.
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Do you see anything useful in this image?
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-Nothing at all, Doctor.
-Of course you don't.
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Your eyes weren't expertly trained
to spot tracks
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by the Native American Shadow Wolves.
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That's extraordinary.
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No, what extraordinary is...
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I determined the exact height, weight,
and spinal curvature of this creature.
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And my computer can't find
a single match for it, anywhere
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in Earth's animal kingdom.
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This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
and that's no baby Bigfoot.
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This guy is something else
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entirely.
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Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.
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That's one small step for man,
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one giant leap for me.
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Okay, okay. Everything is fine.
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You played some baseball,
got a little upset.
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Lightning shut out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.
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All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.
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Time for plan B - Mushroomville.
I gotta take my stuff.
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Okay, essential items only.
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Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
hair gel, night light, funny hat.
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This half-eaten cantaloupe,
and my scented candle.
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My entire comic book collection.
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Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair
fit in the backpack? No, no.
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Of course not. That's stupid.
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Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course!
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Here we go. Ring time.
Mushroom planet, here I come.
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Oh, no! They're right outside,
I gotta go somewhere else.
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Goodbye, cave.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.
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That sounds half-fun.
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Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.
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The whole town went dark.
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It was like a sign telling me
to get outta Dodge.
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-Wade must've lost his mind.
-Yeah.
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And he does not have much to lose.
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How's your sister? Does she
convince you to leave me yet?
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No, but she did tell me to check
your phone for dating apps.
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The only apps on my phone
are the ones that came with it.
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-And the Olive Garden.
-Ah, because when you're there--
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You're family.
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