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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,674 --> 00:00:03,257 (bell ringing) 2 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:10,174 (upbeat pop rock music) 3 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:15,530 ♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say 4 00:00:15,530 --> 00:00:18,507 ♫ I heard it all before just another day 5 00:00:18,507 --> 00:00:21,445 ♫ January, February all the same 6 00:00:21,445 --> 00:00:23,920 ♫ March, April, May's coming back again 7 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,796 ♫ Oh, why 8 00:00:26,796 --> 00:00:30,043 ♫ 'Cause it's the worst year of my life again 9 00:00:30,043 --> 00:00:33,239 ♫ It's looped around and called me back in now 10 00:00:33,239 --> 00:00:37,529 ♫ Yesterday has come again, oh, no 11 00:00:37,529 --> 00:00:38,961 ♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 12 00:00:38,961 --> 00:00:43,044 ♫ The worst day of my life again 13 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:49,087 (alarm buzzing) 14 00:00:49,986 --> 00:00:52,986 (upbeat rock music) 15 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:12,554 (slow rock music) 16 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,097 - [Alex] What are you doing? 17 00:01:16,097 --> 00:01:19,888 - Practising my slow-motion running, obviously. 18 00:01:19,888 --> 00:01:22,880 You know nothing about lifesaving. 19 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,528 - I know that it involves moving at a normal pace. 20 00:01:25,528 --> 00:01:27,011 How are you going to rescue anyone like that? 21 00:01:27,011 --> 00:01:28,802 - Rescue who, exactly? 22 00:01:28,802 --> 00:01:30,864 They haven't let us do anything yet. 23 00:01:30,864 --> 00:01:33,520 No mouth-to-mouth, no rescues. 24 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,586 No shark warnings. 25 00:01:34,586 --> 00:01:36,308 That's un-Australian. 26 00:01:36,308 --> 00:01:37,813 You told me that signing up for this was the way 27 00:01:37,813 --> 00:01:39,321 to impress every girl on the beach. 28 00:01:39,321 --> 00:01:40,883 - And it will be. 29 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,803 But Jamieson won't let us do any of that 30 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,677 until we've earned our Bronze Medallions. 31 00:01:44,677 --> 00:01:46,513 - I'm sick of Jamieson. 32 00:01:46,513 --> 00:01:47,638 I wish the club was run by someone 33 00:01:47,638 --> 00:01:49,800 who wasn't such a stickler for the rules. 34 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,277 - Here are the rules! 35 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,920 Right, number one! 36 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,241 - Norris. - Get in the line! 37 00:01:54,241 --> 00:01:56,416 In line, in line, in line, in line! 38 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,753 Number two, shut up! 39 00:01:58,753 --> 00:02:00,779 (whistling) 40 00:02:00,779 --> 00:02:01,612 Okay! 41 00:02:01,612 --> 00:02:04,280 Today's club fundraiser is top priority! 42 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,483 I need people on the new rescue boat, 43 00:02:06,483 --> 00:02:10,908 the lifesaving demonstration, and the sausage sizzle. 44 00:02:10,908 --> 00:02:12,328 Any questions? 45 00:02:12,328 --> 00:02:13,861 - Um, where's Mr. Jamieson? 46 00:02:13,861 --> 00:02:15,044 - He's moved away, or died. 47 00:02:15,044 --> 00:02:16,710 Maybe both. Who cares? 48 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:18,835 I'm here now and I'm going to make 49 00:02:18,835 --> 00:02:21,835 this squad the best in the business! 50 00:02:22,803 --> 00:02:24,628 - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Norris. 51 00:02:24,628 --> 00:02:25,730 I got hit by a bus. 52 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:26,563 - Not good enough! 53 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:27,505 No excuses. 54 00:02:27,505 --> 00:02:29,203 You're out of the squad! 55 00:02:29,203 --> 00:02:30,036 Right! 56 00:02:30,036 --> 00:02:32,330 Who wants to help launch the new rescue boat? 57 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:33,633 We'll run the sausage sizzle. 58 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,883 King, sausage sizzle. 59 00:02:35,883 --> 00:02:36,930 Troy-- 60 00:02:36,930 --> 00:02:39,095 - Sausage sizzle? 61 00:02:39,095 --> 00:02:42,240 How am I supposed to impress anyone with a sausage sizzle? 62 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,560 - Look at Toby. 63 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,293 We want to stay away from anything 64 00:02:45,293 --> 00:02:48,077 that could get us in trouble or we're out. 65 00:02:48,077 --> 00:02:50,840 The sausage sizzle is nice and safe. 66 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,114 - Right, King. 67 00:02:52,114 --> 00:02:54,113 Mess this up and you're in big trouble. 68 00:02:54,113 --> 00:02:55,257 Out of the squad! 69 00:02:55,257 --> 00:02:58,390 I've forked out $200 of my own money on these sausages. 70 00:02:58,390 --> 00:03:02,256 I expect twice that back from a squad under my command. 71 00:03:02,256 --> 00:03:03,256 Get to work. 72 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,798 - You, he was talking to you 73 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:12,023 'cause I'm not going anywhere near a sausage sizzle, King. 74 00:03:12,023 --> 00:03:12,856 So lame. 75 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,210 Sausage sizzles are awesome. 76 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:17,476 I've always said so, you know, 77 00:03:17,476 --> 00:03:20,001 'cause nutrition is really important for lifesavers. 78 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:22,362 It helps build the muscles. 79 00:03:22,362 --> 00:03:23,195 Enjoy. 80 00:03:26,037 --> 00:03:27,445 - It's not so lame now, is it? 81 00:03:27,445 --> 00:03:30,341 - Uh, it has its moments. 82 00:03:30,341 --> 00:03:31,868 (loud thud) 83 00:03:31,868 --> 00:03:34,123 Beats doing that, anyway. 84 00:03:34,123 --> 00:03:38,237 We just need to stand here and chill out. 85 00:03:38,237 --> 00:03:39,645 You do that on purpose, don't you? 86 00:03:39,645 --> 00:03:41,525 - Sausage, please. 87 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,047 - Bread! - Bread. 88 00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:44,550 - Sausage! - Sausage. 89 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:45,948 - Sauce! - Sauce. 90 00:03:45,948 --> 00:03:48,198 - I prefer to do it myself. 91 00:03:58,356 --> 00:04:01,660 - Huh, I'll have one of those. 92 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,345 - Can I have the sauce back, please? 93 00:04:03,345 --> 00:04:06,812 - But your sign says free sauce. 94 00:04:06,812 --> 00:04:08,018 - Yes, but you don't get to keep it. 95 00:04:08,018 --> 00:04:09,523 You're meant to use it and then give it back. 96 00:04:09,523 --> 00:04:11,216 - Then your sign shouldn't say free sauce. 97 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:12,954 It's seriously misleading. 98 00:04:12,954 --> 00:04:14,460 - Sauce! 99 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:15,293 - Sauce. 100 00:04:15,293 --> 00:04:16,138 - Sausage! 101 00:04:16,138 --> 00:04:17,554 - Sausage. (screams) 102 00:04:17,554 --> 00:04:19,208 (screams) 103 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:21,385 - Oh, I'm so sorry, sir! 104 00:04:21,385 --> 00:04:24,297 Here, have another one, free. 105 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,763 I hope you catch a big one. 106 00:04:25,763 --> 00:04:28,180 (man snarls) 107 00:04:29,258 --> 00:04:31,397 - So, how's it going? 108 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:32,922 - Oh, uh, great, sir. 109 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:37,172 Check it out. (van honking) 110 00:04:37,172 --> 00:04:39,022 - [The Gal] And The Gal from EZ1-FM, 111 00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:41,095 rocking your summer with great prizes. 112 00:04:41,095 --> 00:04:42,245 - It's going really well, sir. 113 00:04:42,245 --> 00:04:43,245 Almost $400. 114 00:04:44,336 --> 00:04:45,169 - [Norris] Hey! 115 00:04:45,169 --> 00:04:46,844 That's not a toy! 116 00:04:46,844 --> 00:04:48,110 What did I say to you? 117 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:50,000 That is not a toy! 118 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,833 - No way. 119 00:04:51,812 --> 00:04:54,385 - Have people been paying you in tentacles? 120 00:04:54,385 --> 00:04:55,218 Cool. 121 00:04:55,218 --> 00:04:56,518 - The fisherman must have taken the one 122 00:04:56,518 --> 00:04:58,268 with the money in it. 123 00:05:04,545 --> 00:05:05,378 Which one was it? 124 00:05:05,378 --> 00:05:06,961 - Ah, he had a rod. 125 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,095 - Really narrowing it down, mate. 126 00:05:11,095 --> 00:05:14,595 (apprehensive rock music) 127 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,487 - It must be him. 128 00:05:24,487 --> 00:05:25,487 - You think? 129 00:05:32,122 --> 00:05:33,072 - You! 130 00:05:33,072 --> 00:05:34,728 Barbecue boy. 131 00:05:34,728 --> 00:05:35,880 What do you think you're doing? 132 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,935 - Ah, there's been a mix up and we've swapped boxes. 133 00:05:38,935 --> 00:05:40,400 Simon, can you give him his box? 134 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,283 - I don't have his box. 135 00:05:41,283 --> 00:05:42,298 Why would I have his box? 136 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,548 Maddy, do you have his box? 137 00:05:46,705 --> 00:05:48,296 - Your box is back at the barbecue, 138 00:05:48,296 --> 00:05:49,284 but this one's definitely ours. 139 00:05:49,284 --> 00:05:50,258 If you just-- - Wait! 140 00:05:50,258 --> 00:05:52,720 Get your grubby hands off my bait box, you little ratbag! 141 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,787 - See, if you just open it, 142 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,328 you'll see that there's actually coins in there-- 143 00:05:55,328 --> 00:05:56,783 - Never! 144 00:05:56,783 --> 00:05:59,533 - Fine! (screams) 145 00:06:08,174 --> 00:06:10,117 (screams) 146 00:06:10,117 --> 00:06:11,367 - I'll get you! 147 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,492 - Norris is going to kill us. 148 00:06:25,492 --> 00:06:27,138 And then kick us out of the squad. 149 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:29,105 - It's only $400. 150 00:06:29,105 --> 00:06:31,317 We've got plenty of sausages left. 151 00:06:31,317 --> 00:06:35,484 We're just going to have to charge a little bit more. 152 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,145 - Oi, Toby, where'd you get that? 153 00:06:38,145 --> 00:06:39,061 - Oh, there. 154 00:06:39,061 --> 00:06:40,965 They're giving them away. 155 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:41,798 Delicious. 156 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:48,967 - Can't take the sauce! 157 00:06:51,597 --> 00:06:53,987 We've got one sausage left. 158 00:06:53,987 --> 00:06:56,237 - So we charge $400 for it. 159 00:06:57,710 --> 00:07:00,600 - Why does this stuff always happen to me? 160 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,990 - I told you the sign was badly worded. 161 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,717 Now it just says Sausages Free. 162 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:08,080 - We've got one sausage left, we've got no sausages left 163 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,852 and we've lost Norris's money. 164 00:07:09,852 --> 00:07:11,424 How are we meant to pay him back? 165 00:07:11,424 --> 00:07:13,458 - Okay, who wants to score some cash? 166 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:14,435 Gibbo and The Gal here, 167 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,477 we've got 500 big ones to give away right now. 168 00:07:17,477 --> 00:07:18,918 Now, don't forget, we're still waiting 169 00:07:18,918 --> 00:07:20,418 for one lucky listener to win 170 00:07:20,418 --> 00:07:23,335 this fantastic 59 inch 3D HD LCD TV 171 00:07:24,306 --> 00:07:25,627 with the Phrase That Pays! 172 00:07:25,627 --> 00:07:27,974 - It's been two months now, so if nobody gets it right, 173 00:07:27,974 --> 00:07:29,759 I might have to take it home myself! 174 00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:31,425 - (chuckles) Good one, yeah. 175 00:07:31,425 --> 00:07:34,822 All right, now, it's time now for our daily Cash Conundrum. 176 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,763 You find the mystery object that we've hidden out there 177 00:07:36,763 --> 00:07:39,750 somewhere and you'll take home 500 big ones, okay? 178 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,200 Here's the clue for today. 179 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,824 Rock your world, make others see red. 180 00:07:44,824 --> 00:07:47,657 They'll turn green when you win the bread! 181 00:07:47,657 --> 00:07:48,877 Okay, go to it, kids. 182 00:07:48,877 --> 00:07:49,793 - This is easy. 183 00:07:49,793 --> 00:07:51,520 He said rock, so it's on the beach. 184 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,953 - Beach, of course, brilliant. 185 00:07:52,953 --> 00:07:54,559 - Turning green, that must mean the park. 186 00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:56,294 - Park, of course, brilliant! 187 00:07:56,294 --> 00:07:57,717 Beach, what are you on about? 188 00:07:57,717 --> 00:07:59,760 - Fine, you two go look in the park, 189 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,927 but I'm looking on the beach where it definitely is. 190 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,331 "Rock your world, make others see red." 191 00:08:10,331 --> 00:08:11,498 Rocks and red. 192 00:08:12,403 --> 00:08:14,000 And there's the red, it's the flag! 193 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,998 - What are you doing? 194 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:17,430 - Uh, nothing, it's... 195 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,687 What are you doing? 196 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:20,462 - I'm meant to be running the lifesaving demo 197 00:08:20,462 --> 00:08:22,149 with Parker and Howe, but they keep messing 198 00:08:22,149 --> 00:08:24,083 about with their resuscitation dummy. 199 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:25,523 - That's three dummies then. 200 00:08:25,523 --> 00:08:28,648 - Who are you calling a dummy? (screams) 201 00:08:28,648 --> 00:08:29,798 - Dummy. 202 00:08:29,798 --> 00:08:30,631 Dummy. 203 00:08:31,903 --> 00:08:34,348 You're going to need resuscitating when I'm done with you. 204 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,739 - Yeah. 205 00:08:35,739 --> 00:08:38,552 Hey, don't we need our Bronze Medallions before we do that? 206 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,552 (lively drum music) 207 00:08:42,825 --> 00:08:44,324 - [Photographer] Okay, so guys, just group together, okay. 208 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,942 - Like this? - Yeah, okay. 209 00:08:46,942 --> 00:08:49,942 (upbeat rock music) 210 00:08:53,613 --> 00:08:55,681 - Ah, beaded taffeta with empire bodice 211 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,189 and princess ruche skirt. 212 00:08:57,189 --> 00:08:58,022 Lovely. 213 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,393 - Oi! 214 00:09:13,168 --> 00:09:14,001 King! 215 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:14,834 - Parker! 216 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:16,464 Howe! 217 00:09:16,464 --> 00:09:18,390 You're meant to be helping the tall girl. 218 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,773 The demo starts in five minutes. 219 00:09:19,773 --> 00:09:21,982 Where's the resuscitation dummy? 220 00:09:21,982 --> 00:09:23,282 - We left it on the beach. 221 00:09:23,282 --> 00:09:24,967 - Well, it's not there now. 222 00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:26,932 We are having this demo. 223 00:09:26,932 --> 00:09:31,506 So if you've lost the dummy, bullet head, fungus, 224 00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:34,662 you'll be doing mouth-to-mouth on each other. 225 00:09:34,662 --> 00:09:35,798 Move it! 226 00:09:35,798 --> 00:09:36,631 Move it! 227 00:09:38,193 --> 00:09:40,905 Come on, get to it, you lazy individuals! 228 00:09:40,905 --> 00:09:43,421 - [Alex] Maddy, I've found it! 229 00:09:43,421 --> 00:09:44,254 - What? 230 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:46,903 - Simon! - Ow! 231 00:09:46,903 --> 00:09:48,012 What? 232 00:09:48,012 --> 00:09:49,170 - Look out for the cake! 233 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:50,327 - What? - The cake! 234 00:09:50,327 --> 00:09:51,276 The cake! 235 00:09:51,276 --> 00:09:52,334 - Snake! 236 00:09:52,334 --> 00:09:53,640 Snake, snake! (crowd screaming) 237 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:54,931 Come on, snake! 238 00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:56,014 Break for it! 239 00:09:57,047 --> 00:09:58,130 Snake, snake! 240 00:09:59,255 --> 00:10:00,088 Snake! 241 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:11,007 - Why would you shout snake at a children's party, Alex? 242 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:12,244 That's horrible! 243 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,775 - I wasn't shouting snake. 244 00:10:14,775 --> 00:10:16,838 I was shouting cake! 245 00:10:16,838 --> 00:10:19,088 - Why would you shout cake? 246 00:10:22,283 --> 00:10:24,917 - At least we'll get 500 bucks for Norris. 247 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,633 That's more than he expected. 248 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:30,070 We'll be his favourite junior lifesavers. 249 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:31,229 - Here you go. 250 00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:32,262 - [Gibbo] Huh? 251 00:10:32,262 --> 00:10:33,795 - Can I please have the cash? 252 00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:34,840 - What? 253 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,640 We didn't hide a flag. 254 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,717 - It was Cracker the Rock Croc. 255 00:10:38,717 --> 00:10:40,803 - It looks like a Chester to me. 256 00:10:40,803 --> 00:10:42,643 Some kid found it in the park. 257 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:43,918 - But hey, chill, dude. 258 00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:47,403 You can still win the TV with the Phrase That Pays. 259 00:10:47,403 --> 00:10:49,286 - I'm putting this back. 260 00:10:49,286 --> 00:10:50,119 Come on. 261 00:10:55,883 --> 00:10:57,422 - Look at that. 262 00:10:57,422 --> 00:10:58,997 That should be us. 263 00:10:58,997 --> 00:11:01,600 - Oh, don't worry, when Norris finds out about the money, 264 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,089 he'll probably take us out in it 265 00:11:03,089 --> 00:11:05,575 and then chuck us overboard into the propellor. 266 00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:07,258 - It was an accident, Alex. 267 00:11:07,258 --> 00:11:10,553 He might understand if you explain it. 268 00:11:10,553 --> 00:11:11,743 - Nope, we're stuffed. 269 00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:14,153 - No more Bronze Medallion. 270 00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:15,736 No more lifesaving. 271 00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:18,495 No more girls. 272 00:11:18,495 --> 00:11:21,757 - And worst of all, we've lost 400 bucks. 273 00:11:21,757 --> 00:11:23,007 I'm going home. 274 00:11:27,225 --> 00:11:30,800 - Mention this to anyone, you're toast! 275 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,751 - You know, you need to moisturise. 276 00:11:31,751 --> 00:11:33,834 Your lips are really dry. 277 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,445 - King! - Actually, yeah, 278 00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:42,070 maybe you're right, let's go and explain it to Norris. 279 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:43,250 - Ah. 280 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:47,713 Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 281 00:11:47,713 --> 00:11:49,854 Look at those clean lines. 282 00:11:49,854 --> 00:11:50,771 The design. 283 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,993 - He does look kind of happy. 284 00:11:54,993 --> 00:11:56,935 Maybe now is a good time to come clean, 285 00:11:56,935 --> 00:11:58,068 offer to pay him back. 286 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,228 - Ah, it's not coming out of my allowance. 287 00:12:00,228 --> 00:12:03,023 I have a lifestyle to maintain. 288 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,521 - Where are they going? 289 00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:05,812 Idiots! 290 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:06,645 You can't go there! 291 00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:07,978 There's too many rocks! 292 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,528 Rocks! 293 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:10,744 Stay back! 294 00:12:10,744 --> 00:12:11,919 Rocks! 295 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:13,719 (hissing) Oh, no! 296 00:12:13,719 --> 00:12:15,543 (water bubbling) 297 00:12:15,543 --> 00:12:18,431 Well, can't they see the warning? 298 00:12:18,431 --> 00:12:20,066 Where's my flag? 299 00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:21,553 - Here you go, sir. 300 00:12:21,553 --> 00:12:23,220 Just returning this. 301 00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:30,697 King, I'm going to make sure you have the worst year ever! 302 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,850 (alarm buzzing) 303 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:41,850 (elegant pop music) 304 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,668 (whistling) 305 00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:46,501 Okay! 306 00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:49,298 Today's club fundraiser is top priority! 307 00:12:49,298 --> 00:12:51,406 I need people on the new rescue boat, 308 00:12:51,406 --> 00:12:55,742 the lifesaving demonstration, and the sausage sizzle. 309 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:59,363 - Can Simon and me set up the lifesaving equipment? 310 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:00,898 - [Alex] Jackets. 311 00:13:00,898 --> 00:13:02,164 - [Simon] Jackets. 312 00:13:02,164 --> 00:13:03,414 - [Alex] Float. 313 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:05,858 - [Simon] Float. 314 00:13:05,858 --> 00:13:07,528 - [Alex] Flags. 315 00:13:07,528 --> 00:13:08,361 - Flags. 316 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,785 - [Alex] Dummy. 317 00:13:10,785 --> 00:13:15,035 - I can't believe you got us stuck doing this stupid job 318 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:18,418 while those two meatheads get the girls. 319 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:21,397 - Trust me, you don't want to go anywhere near the sizzle. 320 00:13:21,397 --> 00:13:23,655 Last time, we lost the sausages. 321 00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:25,098 We lost the money. 322 00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:26,248 We got beaten up. 323 00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:28,189 We ruined a kid's birthday party. 324 00:13:28,189 --> 00:13:30,498 We got blamed for sinking the new rescue boat 325 00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:31,947 and, because of that, 326 00:13:31,947 --> 00:13:35,054 Norris made my life hell for the rest of the year! 327 00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:36,359 Dummy! 328 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:39,584 - You must have been extremely naughty in a previous life. 329 00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:41,642 - That's why we're not selling sausages 330 00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:44,429 or going anywhere near the rescue boat. 331 00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:46,063 Dummy. - Just because you sank 332 00:13:46,063 --> 00:13:48,633 the new rescue boat, doesn't mean I would. 333 00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:50,187 I'm not an idiot like you. 334 00:13:50,187 --> 00:13:51,676 (screams) 335 00:13:51,676 --> 00:13:53,517 - Hi! - You do that on purpose. 336 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,517 - I got us all sausages. 337 00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:00,520 - [Alex] Simon, dummy. 338 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,495 - All yours, mate. 339 00:14:02,495 --> 00:14:03,464 - Thank you. 340 00:14:03,464 --> 00:14:04,881 - You're welcome. 341 00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:07,167 - No sauce. 342 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,000 No sauce? 343 00:14:09,513 --> 00:14:11,717 - What's with the sauce again? 344 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:12,550 - It's mine. 345 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:13,383 The sign said-- 346 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:14,333 - [Maddy and Alex] Free sauce. 347 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,997 - I know, the sauce is free, not the bottle. 348 00:14:16,997 --> 00:14:19,092 You're meant to use it, and then give it back. 349 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,099 If Parker and Howe-- 350 00:14:20,099 --> 00:14:20,983 - [Parker] King! 351 00:14:20,983 --> 00:14:22,391 - Uh, hi! 352 00:14:22,391 --> 00:14:23,885 Um, great sausage. 353 00:14:23,885 --> 00:14:25,520 It's uh, it's really sausage-y. 354 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,496 - What's behind your back? 355 00:14:26,496 --> 00:14:28,996 (loud squish) 356 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:34,779 I am going to squeeze your head like a sauce bottle! 357 00:14:34,779 --> 00:14:36,779 - You've got a customer. 358 00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:45,920 - This isn't over yet, King. 359 00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:49,425 - But sir, I didn't even see the bus! 360 00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:50,258 - I don't care! 361 00:14:50,258 --> 00:14:51,099 They are the rules. 362 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,016 You're out! 363 00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:55,760 Have you got everything for the demo? 364 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,335 - Oh, well, like the dummy and the flags and stuff, sir? 365 00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:02,173 Yeah, of course, check it out. (van honking) 366 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:04,000 - [Gibbo] Okay, beach bums, it's Gibbo. 367 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,959 - [The Gal] And The Gal from EZ1-FM, 368 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:07,925 rocking your summer with great prizes. 369 00:15:07,925 --> 00:15:10,333 - I think we should set up further down the beach, 370 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,445 away from all the noise. 371 00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:12,953 - Okay, just hurry it up. 372 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:16,703 The mouth-to-mouth demo starts in 15 minutes. 373 00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:21,898 - I don't believe it. 374 00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,603 Now the tubs have been swapped! 375 00:15:23,603 --> 00:15:26,396 Like the money last time! 376 00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:29,896 (apprehensive rock music) 377 00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:38,923 - Which ones are they again? 378 00:15:38,923 --> 00:15:40,308 - Green ones. 379 00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,852 - Yeah, really narrowing it down, mate. 380 00:15:42,852 --> 00:15:43,685 - Shut up! 381 00:15:49,054 --> 00:15:50,823 Where are they? 382 00:15:50,823 --> 00:15:52,073 - I don't know! 383 00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:57,182 But we'd better find them and make it snapper! 384 00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:58,945 Stop floundering around-- 385 00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:01,027 - Oi, ex-coit, what are you doing? 386 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:04,120 Get your grubby fingers off my tubs, you little ratbags. 387 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,153 - There's been a mix up. 388 00:16:05,153 --> 00:16:06,123 We've swapped gear. 389 00:16:06,123 --> 00:16:06,956 - It's all right. 390 00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:09,098 Your friend's got it back already. 391 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:09,931 - What friend? 392 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:10,764 What's his name? 393 00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:13,428 - What, am I a mind-reader? 394 00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:15,672 That angry boy with the sauce in his hair. 395 00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:17,320 - Parker. 396 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,786 - Jeez, he's covered in stress. 397 00:16:19,786 --> 00:16:21,298 Do something. 398 00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:24,088 - You look like you've been a sensible little sausage. 399 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,850 But you've spent far too much time in the sun. 400 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,288 - Hey, Howe. What's up? 401 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,826 - Oh, I'm just talking to some, 402 00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:32,867 I mean, I'm definitely not talking to the sausages. 403 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:33,903 - Where's the dummy? 404 00:16:33,903 --> 00:16:36,123 - [Parker] Who are you calling a dummy? 405 00:16:36,123 --> 00:16:37,283 - I need it. Where is it? 406 00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:38,841 - Dunno. 407 00:16:38,841 --> 00:16:40,785 I do know that Norris isn't going to be happy. 408 00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:42,144 - You can't do that. 409 00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:44,868 If Norris finds out that I lost the dummy, he'll be furious. 410 00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:46,982 - Then you shouldn't have squirted sauce in my face. 411 00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:48,075 - You've got to tell me. 412 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,075 - Just forget him, mate. 413 00:16:50,941 --> 00:16:52,400 What's the worst that could happen? 414 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,629 - Norris will make us do mouth-to-mouth on each other. 415 00:16:54,629 --> 00:16:56,160 - Where is it?,You've got to tell me! 416 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,327 You've got to tell me now! 417 00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:03,175 - Really? 418 00:17:03,175 --> 00:17:06,233 You really want to know? - Yes! 419 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,658 Yes, yeah. 420 00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:09,191 - You're both losers. 421 00:17:09,191 --> 00:17:10,024 Rack off! 422 00:17:11,258 --> 00:17:12,898 - I don't care about your year. 423 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:16,265 If you give me mouth-to-mouth, my entire life is over. 424 00:17:16,265 --> 00:17:17,098 - We'll find it. 425 00:17:17,098 --> 00:17:17,956 We have to. 426 00:17:17,956 --> 00:17:19,148 It's going to be on the beach somewhere. 427 00:17:19,148 --> 00:17:19,981 - It's too obvious. 428 00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:21,332 - Exactly! 429 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,793 Parker thinks that's what we'll think, 430 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,504 so he put it in the place we won't think he's thinking of! 431 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:26,504 - You think? 432 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,603 - Oh, no, I didn't follow any of that. 433 00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:30,862 I think it's in the park. 434 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:31,930 - Fine. 435 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:33,371 Me and Maddy will check the beach. 436 00:17:33,371 --> 00:17:34,527 You can look in the park. 437 00:17:34,527 --> 00:17:36,610 - Where it definitely is. 438 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,550 - The universe is trying to stuff me around again, isn't it? 439 00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:46,595 Well, this time, I'm not going to let it. 440 00:17:46,595 --> 00:17:48,478 - You all right? - Like this? 441 00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:49,311 - Okay. 442 00:17:51,674 --> 00:17:54,686 - Ah, beaded taffeta with empire bodice 443 00:17:54,686 --> 00:17:56,590 and princess ruche skirt. 444 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:57,423 Lovely. 445 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,055 - We're running out of time. 446 00:18:03,055 --> 00:18:06,352 - If you have to do the mouth-to-mouth demonstration 447 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:09,507 with someone, I suppose I could help. 448 00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:10,798 - No, no, don't be silly. 449 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,298 It's got to be the dummy or nothing, 450 00:18:12,298 --> 00:18:15,197 and it has to be around here somewhere. 451 00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:19,128 - [Maddy] Maybe you should just use that one instead. 452 00:18:19,128 --> 00:18:20,628 - Oh, Parker! 453 00:18:20,628 --> 00:18:22,612 Come on, I've got to get it down! 454 00:18:22,612 --> 00:18:24,862 (grunting) 455 00:18:29,203 --> 00:18:30,694 - You can't reach it. 456 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:31,997 - I know that! 457 00:18:31,997 --> 00:18:32,830 - King! 458 00:18:36,222 --> 00:18:37,818 What the hell are you doing, King? 459 00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:39,434 - Just doing some exercise, sir. 460 00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:41,212 Getting ready for the demonstration. 461 00:18:41,212 --> 00:18:43,757 - Glad to see you're finally taking something seriously. 462 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:46,164 Even if you do look like an idiot. 463 00:18:46,164 --> 00:18:47,172 Boots! 464 00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,255 Five minutes! 465 00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:58,367 - I couldn't find the dummy, but I found... 466 00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,132 - Oh, that's Cracker the Rock Croc. 467 00:19:00,132 --> 00:19:01,074 Hold on to that. 468 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:03,741 - Looks more like Chester to me. 469 00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:07,156 - You're doing it all wrong. 470 00:19:07,156 --> 00:19:08,868 - [Alex] Oh, really? 471 00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:10,334 - [Simon] Come on, hand it over. 472 00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:11,582 This is a man's job. 473 00:19:11,582 --> 00:19:12,415 - Sweet. 474 00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,014 - Careful, it's sharp. 475 00:19:15,014 --> 00:19:16,181 - You'll what? 476 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,989 - It's sharp. 477 00:19:18,989 --> 00:19:20,938 - What? - It's sharp! 478 00:19:20,938 --> 00:19:22,229 - Shark! 479 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,562 Shark! (crowd screaming) 480 00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:30,742 - I didn't say shark, I said sharp! 481 00:19:35,105 --> 00:19:36,346 - The cake! 482 00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:37,437 - Snake? 483 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,520 Snake, snake! 484 00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:47,845 (screams) 485 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,174 - [Alex] Tell me you saw that! 486 00:19:53,174 --> 00:19:56,250 - Why would you shout shark and snake at a wedding, Alex? 487 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,133 That's horrible. 488 00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:59,032 - But I beat the universe, Maddy! 489 00:19:59,032 --> 00:19:59,932 You saw me! 490 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,363 This time I saved the cake! 491 00:20:02,363 --> 00:20:03,604 - Great! 492 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:06,479 Exactly what all superpowers should be used for. 493 00:20:06,479 --> 00:20:08,882 What about the dummy, dummy? 494 00:20:08,882 --> 00:20:12,129 (loud squish) 495 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,055 (screams) 496 00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:14,888 - Get him! 497 00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:17,055 - Go, Maddy, go! 498 00:20:17,055 --> 00:20:20,055 (upbeat rock music) 499 00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:26,978 Find them! 500 00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,686 Bridesmaids go right, go! 501 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,519 This way! 502 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,545 - Well, at least we won't be doing mouth-to-mouth 503 00:20:33,545 --> 00:20:34,695 on each other. 504 00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:36,235 The worst thing that could happen now is that 505 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,530 we get kicked out of the squad for being late to the demo. 506 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:39,563 - No way! 507 00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:41,080 I'm not going to let it happen again! 508 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,880 I'm going to get this dummy to the beach on time. 509 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,102 I'm not having another year of Norris on my case! 510 00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:46,935 - Oh, yes! 511 00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,727 You'll never make it. 512 00:20:51,037 --> 00:20:51,870 - Won't I? 513 00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:55,712 (lively rock music) 514 00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:57,400 (Nicola screams) 515 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,957 - Alex, my skateboard! 516 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:02,040 - Thanks, Nicola, you're a lifesaver! 517 00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:15,303 - [The Gal] Come on, all you funky dudes and chicks. 518 00:21:15,303 --> 00:21:17,810 We're still waiting for the Phrase That Pays. 519 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:18,862 - Righty-O, wrap this up. 520 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:22,102 Hand over the cash and head down to the demonstration. 521 00:21:22,102 --> 00:21:24,210 What's that doing there? 522 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:25,301 - That? 523 00:21:25,301 --> 00:21:26,134 King. 524 00:21:26,134 --> 00:21:27,677 - King? 525 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,093 - He left it here he went to look for 526 00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:31,393 the resuscitation dummy he lost. 527 00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:32,709 - What? 528 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:33,689 King! 529 00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:34,887 He's gonna pay for this. 530 00:21:34,887 --> 00:21:36,678 Where are you, King? 531 00:21:36,678 --> 00:21:38,269 Come on, King! 532 00:21:38,269 --> 00:21:39,935 Come and face the music! 533 00:21:39,935 --> 00:21:40,768 - Ah! 534 00:21:40,768 --> 00:21:41,621 "Come and face the music." 535 00:21:41,621 --> 00:21:43,244 That's the Phrase That Pays. 536 00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:44,227 We've got a winner! 537 00:21:44,227 --> 00:21:46,477 After two months, that TV's finally been won 538 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:48,668 by this weird short dude. 539 00:21:48,668 --> 00:21:49,501 - What's going on? 540 00:21:49,501 --> 00:21:54,328 - You've just won a brand new 59 inch 3D HD LCD TV! 541 00:21:54,328 --> 00:21:55,415 - I have? 542 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,203 - Sir, do you want us to take out the rescue boat? 543 00:21:57,203 --> 00:21:59,920 - Who cares about some stupid boat? 544 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,337 I want my brand new 3D 59 inch HD LCD TV! 545 00:22:05,118 --> 00:22:06,215 - [Gibbo] There you go. 546 00:22:06,215 --> 00:22:07,048 Fantastic. 547 00:22:08,175 --> 00:22:11,175 (lively rock music) 548 00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:14,855 Come on, hold it straight, straight! 549 00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,253 Properly. 550 00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,003 This way. - Are we on? 551 00:22:19,268 --> 00:22:20,723 - Okay, here we go. 552 00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:21,556 Fantastic. 553 00:22:21,556 --> 00:22:23,366 Another lucky EZ1-FM listener. 554 00:22:23,366 --> 00:22:24,399 - Awesome. 555 00:22:24,399 --> 00:22:25,820 (crowd cheers) 556 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:26,708 - Okay. 557 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:27,541 Right. 558 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:28,374 Let's get out of this hole. 559 00:22:28,374 --> 00:22:29,440 Come on, move that, come on, quickly. 560 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,717 - Oh, he's so grumpy. 561 00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:35,884 - Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 562 00:22:43,544 --> 00:22:44,794 - Oh, look out! 563 00:22:48,498 --> 00:22:51,415 (crowd chattering) 564 00:22:53,447 --> 00:22:54,823 - [Alex] Whoa! 565 00:22:54,823 --> 00:22:56,793 (grunts) 566 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,960 - [Norris] No! 567 00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:11,426 - Uh-oh. - Oh, no! 568 00:23:17,888 --> 00:23:20,721 (slow rock music) 569 00:23:28,447 --> 00:23:30,697 (snarling) 570 00:23:45,097 --> 00:23:46,713 - King. 571 00:23:46,713 --> 00:23:47,546 That's it. 572 00:23:49,207 --> 00:23:52,064 I can dump you from the lifesaving squad, 573 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,939 but unfortunately for you, 574 00:23:53,939 --> 00:23:56,538 I cannot dump you from my classroom. 575 00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:59,063 I'm going to make this the worst year of your life. 576 00:23:59,063 --> 00:23:59,896 Ever! 577 00:24:01,054 --> 00:24:02,554 Starting tomorrow! 578 00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:08,067 Have you got anything to say about that? 579 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:09,638 - Here you go, sir. 580 00:24:09,638 --> 00:24:11,305 Just returning this. 581 00:24:22,787 --> 00:24:25,298 - [Woman] Oops, sorry. 582 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,232 - No sauce? 583 00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:28,149 - Again with the sauce. 584 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,683 - Your arm's all wet. - Beautiful burn. 585 00:24:32,683 --> 00:24:34,433 - I don't believe it! 586 00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:36,940 Now the... 587 00:24:37,815 --> 00:24:38,833 I don't-- - Come back just to 588 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:39,943 the last little bit, here we go. 589 00:24:39,943 --> 00:24:40,776 - Hoo! 39327

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