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(school bell ringing)
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(upbeat pop music)
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♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say
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♫ I'd heard it all before
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♫ Just another day
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♫ January, February all the same
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♫ March, April, May's coming back again
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♫ Oh why
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♫ 'Cause it's the worst
year of my life again
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♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in
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♫ Now yesterday has come again, oh no
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♫ Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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♫ The worst year of my life again
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(alarm buzzing)
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(acoustic guitar music)
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- Valentine's Day. It's so stupid!
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It doesn't even mean anything!
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Just invented by card
manufacturers to sell cards.
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- Mmmm. Didn't get any then?
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- I didn't want any!
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The whole thing's just a big con.
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Only losers care about Valentine's Day.
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- The homeroom is going to look amazing.
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- I still can't believe the school
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doesn't want to do anything.
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- Valentine's Day is the most
important day of the year.
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- [Loren] Nicola, how
many cards did you get?
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- You're going to buy
her a card, aren't you?
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My heart is aking for you.
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What does that mean?
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- It's not aking, it's aching.
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I only spelled it A-dot-King,
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as in Alex King!
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Because you can't put
your real name on the card
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so you just leave a little clue.
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- Yeah, but wouldn't she actually have
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to know your real name for that to work?
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Look, face it mate, you're
not even on her radar.
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(romantic piano music)
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- I will be after this.
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- Yeah! She'll be all
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"hey, there's that boy who got me
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"that really small, really cheap card!"
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and can't spell aching.
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- Ah!
(water splashing on floor)
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It's a-c-h...
- I know
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how to spell aching, Maddy.
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This was all I could afford.
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Size doesn't matter, anyway!
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Maddy, if you were a girl
you'd be happy with this?
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- Yes!
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- See! Now all I have to do is get
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it to her before class.
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Then, even if she gets loads more,
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- Which she will.
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- She'll always remember
that mine was the first.
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I just have to sneak it in her locker
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before she gets her books out.
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- Oh it won't work.
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You can't fit anything under them.
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I just checked mine, there's no cards.
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- Maybe that's because
nobody sent you any.
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- As if!
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No, the doors are too long,
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you can't fit anything under them!
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- And there you go!
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And perfect!
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- And, that's not my locker.
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- What?!
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(hits locker)
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- Great, thank you, it's too late now,
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thank you very much, Simon.
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So who's locker is it?
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- Oh, it's Parker's.
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- How would you know that?
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- He's opening it now.
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(fast rhythmic music)
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(shoes squeaking on wet floor)
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(boys hitting floor)
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- What are you doing down there?
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- Don't know. What am I
doing down here, King?
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- Uh, beating me up?
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- Good guess.
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(snaps fingers)
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(garbage falling to floor)
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- That showed him!
(boys laughing)
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(garbage falling to floor)
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- Good job, they legged it.
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I was just about to step in.
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- You've got detention this afternoon,
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haven't you, King?
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- No sir, I don't think so.
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- Think again.
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Get to work.
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Move!
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(sighs)
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- I rescued the card!
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- Brilliant! Thanks Mads!
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Maddy?
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Come on, I've got a plan.
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(dramatic, chiming music)
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- What's he doing?
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(girls chatting about Valentine's day)
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- I don't kiss and tell.
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(shoes crunching on hand)
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- It's very red.
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- That's what happens
when someone stands on it!
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- Love hurts!
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- Shut up!
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- Hey Nicola, what time's net ball?
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- This is perfect!
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Maddy, you take the card
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and slip it under the toilet cubicle.
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- No way! I don't want
to go in those toilets!
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- Why not?!
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- The hand dryer, it
looks like an angry face!
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Freaks me out!
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Then you go and turn it on it
sounds like it's screaming,
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it's like
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(blowing and screeching)
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- Right! Fine!
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I'll do it, but you two keep watch!
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(dramatic, chiming music)
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If any girls come, you
have to distract them.
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- No problem.
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I have a brilliant distraction technique.
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(sighs)
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(dramatic music intensifies)
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- What are you doing
in the girls' toilet?!
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(flustered mumbling)
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You creepy weirdo, get out!
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(falls to floor)
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- Um, who were you shouting at?
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- Alex King.
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- What are you doing?
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- He pretended to faint.
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- Why?
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- Distraction technique.
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Did it work?
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- Just get up!
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- Alex, do you think Nicola is,
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you know, your type?
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- She's the hottest girl in school.
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Yep! She's my type!
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- I heard she's got a real temper.
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Someone nudged her once
when she was putting
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on lip gloss, so she tried to stuff them
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in their own backpack.
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And it was a very small backpack, Alex.
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Very small.
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- That's not true!
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And even if it was, it's a good thing!
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It means that she's edgy.
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Edgy, blonde, beautiful.
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- Fast!
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- Yeah, that too!
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(Nicola chatting on phone)
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(dramatic, chiming music)
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- Oh no! Nicola wasn't in there!
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(school bell rings)
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(upbeat acoustic guitar music)
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(girls chatting)
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- Oh that's so cute!
(all laughing)
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- I knew she'd get loads.
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I bet you whoever got her
one first is her favourite.
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- Mmmhmmm. I bet it's bigger
than the one you got her!
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- Bigger!
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Bigger!
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That's it! I need to go bigger!
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Forget cards, do a big romantic gesture!
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Girls like romantic gestures, don't they?
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Get some flowers, and
viola! I get the girl!
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- No, nope. Don't get it.
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What am I doing again?
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- Look, it's simple.
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Nicola always goes to
netball practise at four,
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before the other girls,
and sets up the court.
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Alone!
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It's perfect!
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I can walk in with a big bunch of flowers,
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and as I do, you play some romantic music
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over the speakers.
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It'll be like a scene from a movie!
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- I like movies about sharks!
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- Right.
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Well, maybe we can reenact
a shark movie another time.
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For now, let's just stick
to a romantic chick flick.
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- Have you seen that one where the shark
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eats the woman in the bath?
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Oh, no no no no!
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It wasn't a movie, it was a dream I had.
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Make a good film, though. Bath Sharks!
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- Maybe you could
download some violin stuff
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on your phone?
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- Violins, oh alright.
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But don't tell anyone.
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- What's this?
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Giraffes? Who got me this?
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(upbeat rhythmic music)
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(record scratch)
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(upbeat rhythmic music)
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(light switch flicks)
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- [Simon] 'Cause it
doesn't even make sense!
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- Why?!
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- Because it's stupid, that's why!
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How would the shark even get in the bath?
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- Through the taps.
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- Big taps!
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- Maybe it's a small shark.
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(upbeat electric guitar music)
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(sniffs)
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- Alex King!
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(record scratch)
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I got your card.
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Then I followed your petals.
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What a big romantic gesture!
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Come here, Valentine!
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- Stop it! I never sent you a card!
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- Yeah you did!
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- I never got you a card.
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Oh! Oh! You're the giraffe!
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- That's horrible!
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I wouldn't be your Valentine
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if you were the last boy on Earth!
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(light switches flick)
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- And then the sequel,
I'd call it Shower Gator!
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- What? Wait, why have
the lights gone out?
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Must be my cue for the music.
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(phone button chimes)
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(dramatic violin music)
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- Hello?
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Who's there?
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- Uh, probably should've checked it first.
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- I like it!
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- This isn't funny!
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Amy? Lilly?
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Kate. Rhiannon? Jody?!
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Krissy? Trish! Emma?!
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(music quickens and intensifies)
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(screams)
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(clock clicking)
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(alarm buzzing)
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(upbeat acoustic guitar music)
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- Let me get this straight.
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You're living through this
time repeat thing, yeah?
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You basically know the future,
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and what do you do with
this awesome power?
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You fight crime, become
famous, win the lottery?
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No, you want to buy a
better Valentine's card
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than last time.
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- Uh, Valentine's Day is like
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the most important day of the year.
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- Says who?!
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- Valentine's Day is like
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the most important day of the year.
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- [Loren] Nicola, how
many cards did you get?
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- Uh, yeah I hate you!
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- My heart is aking for you.
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Aking for you?
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- Don't start that again.
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And don't drink that!
Or you'll choke on it
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when Maddy makes you jump.
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- Why would I make Simon jump?
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(Simon laughs nervously)
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- I hate you!
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Why can't it be me repeating the year?
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It's wasted on you.
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- The universe doesn't think you need
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to learn the same lesson as Alex.
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- That's true.
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00:12:10,988 --> 00:12:13,064
I am pretty perfect.
272
00:12:13,064 --> 00:12:15,154
Hey, Alex! Last time around,
273
00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:17,092
how many Valentine's cards did I get?
274
00:12:17,092 --> 00:12:17,925
- None.
275
00:12:17,925 --> 00:12:19,859
(water splashes on floor)
276
00:12:19,859 --> 00:12:20,720
- Don't be stupid.
277
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,101
I bet I did! I bet I did,
I just didn't tell you
278
00:12:23,101 --> 00:12:25,027
to spare your feelings.
279
00:12:25,027 --> 00:12:27,472
- Actually, I did get one.
280
00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:28,592
From Big Hannah.
281
00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:29,425
- Big Hannah?
282
00:12:29,425 --> 00:12:31,160
- Yeah, it's a long story.
283
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,920
One that involves a great deal
284
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,661
of pain, humiliation, tripping,
285
00:12:34,661 --> 00:12:36,171
bins on the heads, crushed hands,
286
00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:37,301
falling down, detention,
287
00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:38,781
and making Nicola think
I was gonna chop her
288
00:12:38,781 --> 00:12:40,152
into little pieces!
289
00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:43,559
- Fairly standard day for you, then.
290
00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:46,440
- Anyway, this time all
of that can be avoided
291
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:50,059
by slipping this card
into the right locker.
292
00:12:50,059 --> 00:12:54,059
(paper rustling against locker)
293
00:12:57,848 --> 00:12:59,720
- I don't think it fits.
294
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,779
(school bell rings)
295
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,069
- You could cut it in half.
296
00:13:03,069 --> 00:13:05,051
(scissors snapping)
297
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,128
- I said no.
298
00:13:06,128 --> 00:13:09,288
- Oh, cheer up, it was
a stupid card anyway.
299
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,219
Bears with candy floss,
doesn't even make sense.
300
00:13:12,219 --> 00:13:13,971
Why would bears have candy floss?
301
00:13:13,971 --> 00:13:15,559
- Maybe it's like that
film where all the bears
302
00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:16,840
are loose in the theme park.
303
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,371
- Are you sure that wasn't a dream?
304
00:13:18,371 --> 00:13:19,560
- No, it wa...
305
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,259
Oh yeah, you're right, it was a dream!
306
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,051
Make a good scary movie, though.
307
00:13:24,051 --> 00:13:26,218
Bears on a roller coaster!
308
00:13:28,189 --> 00:13:29,958
- What's the point in
getting a second chance
309
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,600
at things if I still can't do something
310
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,331
as simple as this?
311
00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:35,478
- Nicola's probably not
supposed to be the one for you.
312
00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:37,709
- She's right, I reckon
the universe is saying,
313
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:40,531
"forget Nicola. Start
writing down the answers
314
00:13:40,531 --> 00:13:42,928
"to the end of year
exams so your best mate
315
00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:45,269
"can flog 'em in the school yard!"
316
00:13:45,269 --> 00:13:47,798
What? We'll split the profits!
317
00:13:47,798 --> 00:13:48,631
60-40.
318
00:13:50,051 --> 00:13:50,884
60-30-10
319
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,029
- Face it, Alex.
320
00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:55,899
If the universe wanted
you and Nicola together,
321
00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:57,918
it would've given you the opportunity.
322
00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,339
It hasn't, so it doesn't.
323
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,756
(romantic chiming music)
324
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:08,659
- Or maybe the universe was
just being a little slow.
325
00:14:08,659 --> 00:14:11,638
You keep her busy while
I slip this in her bag.
326
00:14:11,638 --> 00:14:13,531
Preferably without getting
a red hand this time.
327
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:14,364
- What?
328
00:14:14,364 --> 00:14:15,678
- Uh, it doesn't matter.
329
00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:17,171
Just distract her, okay?
330
00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:18,839
- No problem, I have a brilliant
331
00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:20,109
distraction technique.
- You're not gonna pretend
332
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,609
to faint, are you?
333
00:14:22,451 --> 00:14:25,034
- (scoffs) No!
334
00:14:26,008 --> 00:14:29,379
(bouncy chiming music)
335
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:32,046
- Well, that's really all I had.
336
00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:37,862
Nicola!
337
00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:45,684
I was wondering whether you would like
338
00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:47,783
to sponsor me!
339
00:14:48,926 --> 00:14:50,397
- Sponsor you to do what?
340
00:14:50,397 --> 00:14:51,314
- Um, walk?
341
00:14:53,597 --> 00:14:55,118
- [Nicola] Sponsor you to walk?
342
00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:57,227
- I'll sponsor you to walk. Away!
343
00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,347
(girls laugh)
344
00:14:58,347 --> 00:15:00,076
- Well, not just walk, obviously,
345
00:15:00,076 --> 00:15:01,848
because that would be stupid.
346
00:15:01,848 --> 00:15:04,598
Um, sponsor me to walk backwards.
347
00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:08,793
- What, for charity?
348
00:15:09,716 --> 00:15:11,648
- Yes, yes! That would
actually make more sense!
349
00:15:11,648 --> 00:15:13,436
Yes, for charity!
350
00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:14,519
- Not really.
351
00:15:18,456 --> 00:15:20,539
Was there something else?
352
00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:24,836
- Simon, you alright?
353
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,128
You look kind of faint.
354
00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:28,545
(hits floor)
355
00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:31,570
Simon.
- No!
356
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:33,236
- Simon!
- No!
357
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,069
(hand crunching)
358
00:15:34,069 --> 00:15:34,986
No! No! No!
359
00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:40,499
- It's okay, he pretends
to faint all the time!
360
00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:42,040
(bouncy chiming music)
361
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:42,873
- It didn't work!
362
00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:44,873
- [Maddy] Simon, get up!
363
00:15:49,609 --> 00:15:53,276
(liquid splashing to floor)
364
00:15:57,774 --> 00:16:01,790
(cap closing, bottle falling into bin)
365
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:04,540
(paper rustling)
366
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:11,374
(dramatic violin music)
367
00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:15,895
(dryer blowing)
368
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:29,843
- Aking?
369
00:16:32,502 --> 00:16:34,390
- What are you doing down there?
370
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:36,307
Creepy weirdo, get out!
371
00:16:40,823 --> 00:16:43,065
(door closing)
372
00:16:43,065 --> 00:16:44,348
- Who was that?
373
00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:45,687
- Alex King.
374
00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:46,937
He was looking around
the toilets on the...
375
00:16:46,937 --> 00:16:50,377
(cubicle door slams)
376
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,627
(bouncy chiming music)
377
00:16:57,961 --> 00:17:01,794
(people chatting in corridor)
378
00:17:10,111 --> 00:17:12,901
(shoes squeak on wet floor)
379
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:15,734
(garbage falling)
380
00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:20,636
(girls laughing)
381
00:17:26,969 --> 00:17:28,368
- You've got detention this afternoon,
382
00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:30,207
haven't you, Parker?!
383
00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:32,727
- Yeah, I have detention all week.
384
00:17:32,727 --> 00:17:34,759
- Well now you've got it all month!
385
00:17:34,759 --> 00:17:35,592
(flicks chin)
386
00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:36,592
Get to work!
387
00:17:38,928 --> 00:17:41,777
- Whoever spilled this paint is toast!
388
00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:42,610
Toast!
389
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,800
Ah!
390
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,708
(boys falling to floor)
391
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,420
- This is where you ask me what I'm doing,
392
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,420
isn't it?
393
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,253
- No!
394
00:17:57,257 --> 00:17:59,352
- Listen, I was just...
- I don't want to know,
395
00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:00,656
alright?!
396
00:18:00,656 --> 00:18:02,239
I'm not interested.
397
00:18:03,485 --> 00:18:06,916
(dramatic bouncy music)
398
00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:09,916
(school bell rings)
399
00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,410
- Brilliant. Brilliant!
400
00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:18,820
(classmates chatting)
401
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:23,822
- Okay, is this over with now?
402
00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:25,344
Can we start thinking up some more
403
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:27,634
fun things to do with this time-warp,
404
00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:29,133
whatever it is thing?
405
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,582
- It's a temporal loop.
406
00:18:30,582 --> 00:18:33,216
And the space-time continuum
isn't a toy, Simon.
407
00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:35,616
You can't just play with it like a shoe!
408
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,449
- Like a what?
409
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,496
- Like a shoe!
410
00:18:37,496 --> 00:18:38,684
- No, Maddy's right!
411
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:39,517
- Maddy's right?
412
00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,205
- Valentine's Day isn't over yet.
413
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:43,565
We can still do this!
414
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,205
- That's not what I said at all.
415
00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:46,176
- Yeah it is!
416
00:18:46,176 --> 00:18:49,843
Now, what we need is a
big romantic gesture.
417
00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:54,271
And this time, we'll do it right.
418
00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:56,251
- [Simon] Table cloth.
419
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:57,584
Glasses,
420
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,917
drink,
421
00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,142
vase.
422
00:19:00,142 --> 00:19:01,287
A candle.
423
00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:02,426
- That's not a candle!
424
00:19:02,426 --> 00:19:03,259
- Well it's the best thing I could do
425
00:19:03,259 --> 00:19:05,399
on such short notice.
426
00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:06,337
I'm surprised he hasn't asked
427
00:19:06,337 --> 00:19:08,607
for a violin concerto whilst he's at it.
428
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,057
Why are you helping anyway?
429
00:19:10,057 --> 00:19:11,239
I thought you believed the universe
430
00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:13,797
didn't want Alex and
Nicola to be together.
431
00:19:13,797 --> 00:19:16,337
- Well if it doesn't, he's
gonna find out soon enough.
432
00:19:16,337 --> 00:19:19,127
- Why? What'll happen if it doesn't?
433
00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:19,960
Will a big black hole appear
434
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,399
and suck them up or something?
435
00:19:21,399 --> 00:19:23,927
- Almost definitely not.
436
00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:26,087
Probably just really embarrass himself.
437
00:19:26,087 --> 00:19:27,777
- Excellent!
438
00:19:27,777 --> 00:19:30,039
Let's go and watch!
439
00:19:30,039 --> 00:19:33,206
(dramatic jazz music)
440
00:19:42,826 --> 00:19:45,588
- Look, they're not for you, alright?
441
00:19:45,588 --> 00:19:47,567
So, don't buy me any cards.
442
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:50,567
(door slams)
443
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,887
- Because it doesn't even make sense!
444
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,866
How would the bears even have
got on the roller coaster?
445
00:19:55,866 --> 00:19:58,449
- Queue, same as everyone else.
446
00:20:01,948 --> 00:20:05,087
- Those are some pretty
weird looking flowers!
447
00:20:05,087 --> 00:20:08,548
(petals crunching)
448
00:20:08,548 --> 00:20:11,715
(dramatic jazz music)
449
00:20:16,537 --> 00:20:18,363
- Ugh! (scoffs)
450
00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:20,673
(paint splashing to floor)
451
00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:22,172
Gross!
452
00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:25,339
(dramatic jazz music)
453
00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:41,349
(carbonated drink pouring into cup)
454
00:20:43,922 --> 00:20:45,202
- We should probably warn him!
455
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,262
- No, that'll let him know we're watching!
456
00:20:48,262 --> 00:20:49,563
Fine!
457
00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:51,813
(knocking)
458
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:55,630
(door slamming)
459
00:20:58,054 --> 00:20:59,873
There, he's gone.
460
00:20:59,873 --> 00:21:01,902
We've saved the day!
461
00:21:01,902 --> 00:21:03,411
Well, I have.
462
00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:05,117
You weren't much help!
463
00:21:05,117 --> 00:21:06,643
- What are you doing?!
464
00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:07,782
What's he doing?
465
00:21:07,782 --> 00:21:09,898
- Nothing, nothing!
466
00:21:09,898 --> 00:21:12,502
He's in love, that's all.
467
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:13,771
- He's what?!
468
00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:15,883
(Simon yells as intercom screeches)
469
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:18,938
(girls chattering under screech)
470
00:21:18,938 --> 00:21:22,004
- [Maddy] Give him back
his shoe! Get your own!
471
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:24,587
(door opening)
472
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:32,013
(door opening, footsteps)
473
00:21:32,013 --> 00:21:33,743
- Uh, I didn't...
474
00:21:33,743 --> 00:21:36,076
(footsteps)
475
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,011
Okay, um, this probably looks
476
00:21:48,454 --> 00:21:50,564
a little bit odd.
477
00:21:50,564 --> 00:21:52,604
But, I can explain.
478
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:53,756
- What's he saying down there?!
479
00:21:53,756 --> 00:21:55,534
- I don't know! This was all his idea!
480
00:21:55,534 --> 00:21:58,983
Something about declaring
his love or something.
481
00:21:58,983 --> 00:21:59,816
- What?!
482
00:21:59,816 --> 00:22:00,863
- I mean, it's not like the school
483
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,804
were ever gonna do anything, is it?
484
00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:05,863
And, Valentine's Day is
the most important day
485
00:22:05,863 --> 00:22:06,863
of the year.
486
00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:11,393
So, I figured I'd set up
a little table and uh...
487
00:22:11,393 --> 00:22:14,204
- Don't listen to Alex King!
488
00:22:14,204 --> 00:22:17,871
I did not get a Valentine's
Day card of him!
489
00:22:18,924 --> 00:22:21,124
And we were not lying on top of each other
490
00:22:21,124 --> 00:22:22,457
in the corridor!
491
00:22:24,953 --> 00:22:29,576
And Alex King and I are
definitely not in love!
492
00:22:29,576 --> 00:22:33,076
(whistling, bouncy music)
493
00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:42,066
- Right.
494
00:22:43,004 --> 00:22:45,921
Well, I think that about covers it.
495
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:48,583
As you were.
496
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:55,921
(group chattering)
497
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,227
- So, how did it go?
498
00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,484
'Cause we weren't there, obviously.
499
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,649
- It could've gone worse.
500
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:11,569
- Really?
501
00:23:11,569 --> 00:23:13,977
- Yeah, she didn't try and
stuff me in my backpack.
502
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:16,500
Plus, at least I'm on her radar now.
503
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,788
She knows who I am!
504
00:23:17,788 --> 00:23:21,100
- Yeah, the kid who gave
Parker a Valentine's card.
505
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,769
- Yep, you don't forget
something like that.
506
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:26,140
- So you don't think maybe
the universe was trying
507
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,956
to tell you that--
- That I need to work
508
00:23:27,956 --> 00:23:29,887
even harder to get what I want.
509
00:23:29,887 --> 00:23:31,576
Yep, it's just like you said.
510
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,146
- Right.
511
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,026
Wait, no that's not what I said at all!
512
00:23:35,026 --> 00:23:36,026
- Yes it is!
513
00:23:37,556 --> 00:23:38,389
Oh no!
514
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:40,997
How did this happen?
515
00:23:40,997 --> 00:23:42,545
Big Hannah slammed a door in my face,
516
00:23:42,545 --> 00:23:44,717
why did she still get me a card?
517
00:23:44,717 --> 00:23:46,597
- Maybe it's not from her.
518
00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:49,496
- Giraffes? Of course it's from her!
519
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:52,976
Who else but Big Hannah
would get a giraffe card?
520
00:23:52,976 --> 00:23:56,936
(forlorn acoustic guitar music)
521
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,467
- [Simon] Anyway, enough about me,
522
00:23:58,467 --> 00:24:00,805
let's figure out who got you that card.
523
00:24:00,805 --> 00:24:02,067
- [Alex] Why do you care?
524
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:03,888
- [Simon] I'm your best mate!
525
00:24:03,888 --> 00:24:05,876
If someone's trying to send
you a secret love message,
526
00:24:05,876 --> 00:24:07,616
I should help you figure it out.
527
00:24:07,616 --> 00:24:08,707
- [Alex] Right.
528
00:24:08,707 --> 00:24:09,968
You're just avoiding my questions
529
00:24:09,968 --> 00:24:11,288
about your shoe.
530
00:24:11,288 --> 00:24:12,536
- [Simon] Shoe? What shoe?
531
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,376
Oh, that. (nervous laughter)
532
00:24:14,376 --> 00:24:15,959
That's a fun story.
533
00:24:18,117 --> 00:24:21,115
(upbeat pop music)
534
00:24:21,115 --> 00:24:22,794
- The doors are too long, you can't fit
535
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,461
anything under them.
536
00:24:25,573 --> 00:24:26,409
(boy yelling "Parker!" in background)
537
00:24:26,409 --> 00:24:27,264
(all laugh)
538
00:24:27,264 --> 00:24:28,097
Told you's!
539
00:24:28,097 --> 00:24:29,348
You can't fit anything under them.
540
00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:30,219
- Oh, would you look at that,
541
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,581
it fits and- (scoffs)
542
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- The universe probably didn't
want you and Nicola together,
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so it hasn't, so it shouldn't (laughing)
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(laughing)
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