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The one who wants something a lot...

too much, it finally comes true...

you can even reach the moon...

Hey! Why don't you tell me? Are we going to fly long time?

I can not hear! Louder!

I'm saying: Are we going to fly a long distance?

Because I really want to piss.

How the hell can this door open?

What about us? Did we have to give them today?

We have them one year at the department.

Shut up! It is an order of the ministry!

We should have distributed them since the first day! But you sleep!

Today is the last day! Tomorrow, it is obvious that we will not find them!

Come on! March!

Good morning teacher!

Where are the children?

We must distribute these

An order of the ministry!

Leave them on the desks. They'll find them on September.

The children Mr. Ranger, I left them free...

and I told them goodbye! Forever.

What do you mean forever?

I took an ill-favoured transfer, Mr. Ranger!

An ill-favoured?

I'm sorry!

And if you could allow me to ask you, a transfer to where?

- To Castelorizo.

Where exactly is that?

What is this again? Your father gave it to you?

Yes. Do you have a problem?

And what does it say?

It says that the whole Greece needs to be repaired!

What? Our dick is the one who needs to be repaired!

It hasn't got a single woman!

In this episode, Anna Howard comes to the city and her lie is found out,

when, he discovers that him and her are twins...

he is convinced that Hanna had made them separated in their birth...

When Anna Howard... comes with the warm apple pie...

Normally your husband has to buy a TV

since he has the coffee shop...

It's not like that. I promised him the paradise but... "Radio is enough" he tolde me.

Your husband what did he say?

What else? That is a propaganda of the government.

Now that he bought the electric winding, I don't expect anything...

At any rate, me, when I'll open the coiffure...

I'll buy it. I promise it to you...

We wish you that it'll be like that.

- Thank you my Pagona. - My name is Nitsa.

My husband do you know why he doesn't buy one?

Because his brother-in law told him that my sister

since she bought a TV,

she always cooks for him, burned food...

Count! Count!

What is this?

Like how we do, we will not even fuck this summer.

You should be a bit patient. You are waiting so many years...

Don't you see? I'm full of pimples.

My brother was like me as well, until the time that he had sex with Uranya,

and everything is gone now.

Uranya has smashed them for him?

No, you idiot, she screwed him.

Me, even if I smash them, they grow up again.

But me, I'm telling you that I'll go even alone!

That is not possible. You have signed!

Yes! Right!

The undersigned below:

Achileas...

Thomas...

Hiraclis...

Fanourios...

and Fotis...

We swear that we will collect the necessary money,

in order that we loose our virginity at Uranya's...

Before we come blind from masturbation...

As well, we swear that nobody of us will go at Uranya's alone...

Otherwise he will be burned in hell...

May of 1968...

Seal, signatures.

Zoi! It is that which I like mostly in this world!

Which?

To lay my head on your belly and watching the sky with you.

And as for you, you narrate the best stories ever...

If your father will see you some day though...

He will slaughter me, since he is so wild...

I have heard that he was not like that before...

he began to be like that after the war...

After the civil war.

What does it mean "civil war"?

The Greeks were fighting the Greeks.

Why?

For which film are you going to tell me tonight?

Tonight I'm going to read to you something.

What is this?

This is the Cinema's schedule.

It will be played shortly...

but it is strictly forbidden for those who are not adults.

They'll not let us see it.

And what kind of film is it?

It's called "Flesh".

Lara Dright, Des planches

Listen: "Claudia is a young woman who moves out of the village and goes to the capital...

She finds the first love on Jean Marc...

Who is a journalist and is introducing her to his friends.

Claudia discovers that Jean Marc is a white flesh's dealer...

But it's too late to escape...

When she decides to take a revenge on her corruptor...

The continuation on screen. "

- A star just felt from the sky! - Where?

- I saw it over there - Did you make a wish? - I did.

To fly

You must not tell it. Otherwise it will not come true

So I will not fly?

Did you make one?

Yes I did. But I'll not tell it.

So that it will come true right?

Yes.

But in any case it is not as much difficult to come true as yours.

With the fear of God, of love and of belief approach

Today, as a communicant of your secret dinner take me, Son of God

God's slave named...

Hiraclis...

Hiraclis is communing the Lord's Jesus Christ body and blood...

so that his sins will be forgiven and he will have an enternal life.

God's slave named...

Achileas.

Achileas is communing the Lord's Jesus Christ body and blood...

so that his sins will be forgiven and he will have an enternal life.

Hep, hey!

Come! Come here, please.

Approach.

Your attention!

Admire the most perfect thing that has ever existed.

Be proud of it. Isn't it beautiful?

For our city and the 7th art.

Wish you all the best!

You should do the opening with John Wayne. Ok?

What do you need it now? Don't you see what is happening with the TV?

Cinema has come to an end. It died.

It died.

What are you saying? Is it ever possible that the 7th art dies?

TV and crap. In addition it is damaging the eyes.

This is a different thing. Coloured cinemascope.

But it is a bit used right?

What are you telling me now? It is brand new.

Try to smell please. Come and smell!

Right here! Smell!

She is a virgin, gentlemen.

A virgin!

Here! It will play only for you for the first time.

Oh! There he is the priest.

Our God is always blessed, from now to the infiniteness.

Amen

God is saint, his power is holly, his immortality is holly, God give us mercy...

Be merciful to the human kind

We pray to you and we beg you to protect this... machine...

to this... machine...?

Cinemecanica.

Cine... how?

Cinemecanica.

Cinemecanicaaaaa

All the best!

Westerns is what you should play!

Westerns.

Where does the priest go?

At the cemetery! He had an extreme unction.

He will come again.

Oh the drinks!

Come lay vicar to drink for the best!

Come on! All the best.

Cheers!

For profitable business.

Come on!

I can not. I'm going to water.

It is good for the voice as well.

Old Yiannis!

I told you, I'must water.

Yiannis with the water bags

Heyyy, your little water bags

Hello?

What did you say? Hello? Here is...

Old Yiannis I'll put it in your...

Old Yiannis...

Ce... rtainly Mr. Commander!

...Right now. He is just... next... to me!

Old yiannis I'll put it in your...

I'll put your cap acock...

Old Yiannis the potter

Come on! All the best! Cheers!

Just one second.

It is Mr. Commander!

Yes... Hello?

Hem... Chief of Rangers Batsakoutsas...

My respects Mr. Commander!

What the hell is going on over there?

Nothing Mr. Commander! Just an unction for the cinema!

An unction?

Yes for the brand new projector that they brought!

The timely! Is it compatible with the timely?

Ehm! The timely?

It is compatible! It is compatible!

It is compatible! It is compatible Mr. Commander!

All the village watches the national doings of the revolution!

Very nice Mr. Commander. Very nice!

Do you have a TV?

We don't have a TV here in the village, Mr. Commander! Unfortunately!

Oh you don't have. Do you have any kind of communists there?

Communists? Communists?

For sure no. Things like that Mr. Commander. Communism is dead Mr. Commander!

Yes? Hello? Hello? Mr. Commander?

Our Father, who art in heaven

hallowed be thy Name, thy kingdom come,

thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread

And forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.

Maria, my child? Don't you go to find your brother?

She is going nowhere!

Let him be dinnerless!

Where is he gone again?

Where is he gone? With that mute he is again I think!

Father? Ok?

The child doesn't hear, that's why he doesn't speak!

I have forbidden him to see this boy!

What the children could do? They are classmates!

Like you were with his father!

Yes but his father betrayed me!

I have been exiled because of him!

Put as well some meat to the small one!

It was not Sotiris the one who betrayed you!

And how do you know him?

Were you in the civil war?

Grab the wine!

He has sworn it in his children. His wife told it to me.

Yes all right!

He has sworn!

I have told you 1000 times, not even to speak with a single person of them!

Rightists, fascists, the reason that we have the dictatorship is them!

All the village will hear us!

Put some of it here and stop it!

Hey! Children! Come here to give me some help!

Stop it! Don't tickle me!

Thank you, children!

I'll owe it to you!

She will stay here all season long!

So your father went to water, huh?

Beautiful children, welcome!

Go on, man! Go there!

What are these?

The same things again?

These are not enough even for a voyeurism!

I have brought as well something else!

You are lucky because I like you!

Anyway! You should watch the timely!

It's enough! Go now!

Come on my boy! Where have you been? Sit down to eat!

Hi grandpa!

My big man?!

You'll wait that we finish and after...!

What did you think that is here? A restaurant?

The betrayer rests a betrayer.

They have this thing inside their blood. You'll see it!

And their son is the same! Just remember of it!

The child will not eat?

No it will not eat!

Do you know how many times I didn't eat at the war time?

Oh Gosh! What have I done and every time we have the same things? It is Sunday today!

And regarding to the pilot issue just forget it!

For the pilots' school you need a Certificate of social ideology!

Do you know what that means?

Me, if I'll not be a pilot, I'll be an astronaut.

Take it easy! Don't fly on the clouds! In a while you'll tell us that you'll be a cosmonaut!

Grandpa, what exactly is the Certificate of social ideology?

It is a paper which says that you are a good boy!

But you'll be a good painter, so...

My mother says, that if I'll be a painter, I'll die penniless!

Ahhh! Great!

Grandpa? Can I ask you something?

But promise me that nobody will ever learn about it!

Alright! If I know, why not?

Zoi, why does she live with her grandmother?

Doesn't she have any parents?

It is a... it is a sad story!

Someday you will learn about it as well..

She is beautiful, right?

Go there and buy some tickets...

You are taller than me!

"Today! George Cobrey"

"Flesh"

"Strictly forbidden for non adults"

Sotiris?

One more!

Why don't you sit with us? Anyway you don't... you don't have a lot of work!

Sunday night some years before, was.

Do you see the cinema? Everybody is going there!

And you Father? Why did you bless the new projector?

If it's like that we should have for your Coffee shop as well one.

- Unction service. - Unction doesn't help!

I am the one who knows what is needed!

A TV! Just put a television here and you ll see what it will happen!

There is nothing that is not presented in the television!

News, football, films, everything for free!

My wife tells me this kind of stuff all the time. She has began passionate with that!

You can even see the holly service directly from the Cathedral!

Approximately a service of 8 priests!

And how we'll survive the rest of the priests, man? Are we going to be thieves?

What did it just happened, guys?

Who felt?

A doctor! Call a doctor!

The doctor!

Oh Gosh! He hurt a lot. He almost killed himself!

Please! Let me see him! Whose this kid is?

He is Achileas! Eygenia's and Alekos' child!

Of course! The kid has got the evil eye inside him!

Ms midwife? Don't you go to deliver some goat births?

Oh I see! The high science just arrived!

I respect myself, otherwise, I'd have told it to you in other words...

I didn't get you. If you want to know it was me the one who delivered this child to this world!

So you've regretted it and you came here so that you'll deliver it to the next world?

The child has got a concussion!

His leg is broken!

Ms midwife, don't you have another job to do?

Why don't you tell me Mr. Doctor?

The injection that you gave to him was French?

Here you are!

You are ready!

In one-two months... you'll be perfect!

It looks like an astronaut's leg, no?

You know the astronauts, right?

Those who will go to the moon?

Those who the television is going to show.

Do you have a television?

Ok! You don't have!

Achilleas?

I'll give you something!

Take a look!

"The man on the moon"...

Take it! I'm gifting it to you...

Come.

Good recovery!

Come again in two months, so that we take it out.

Thank you very much, doctor!

Apollo XI! That will be the name of the skyrocket which will go to the moon.

It will start from the cape Kennedy...

The blast off, will be done at 10:22...

with a countdown...

When it is out of the atmosphere, it will turn 3 times around Earth!

And it will entry into the moon's atmosphere...

There it will turn 2 times, and it will land at the valley.

At that valley is where the space ship will set down.

Its name is valley of peacefulness...

And if everything goes right, for the first time, human will step his feet on the moon...

And all this, will be watched from all humanity...

...except us!

Why?

Because we don't have any TV in the village...

...and nobody is interested in just bringing one...

So let's bring one. How much does it cost?

A lot! 6000 drachmas. Where are we going to find this kind of amount?

You will find it.

The one who wants something a lot... really a lot...

It comes true.

You might be correct.

If you want something very much, you can even go to the moon. Right?

There! It fell!

Proclamations will be notified, as well for the Greek red cross.

Hello, little Fotis!

I would like...

I would like...

What did I want? I forgot!

Some little squids!

Here!

So! What is going on, guys?

Who gave the SOS signal?

- It was me who did it. - It was me first!

I can't stand it anymore! I want my part!

She comes today to the shop and she tells me: "Hello little Fotis!"

She bought some little squids and after...

Me, comrades, I have something very important to tell you, and to propose!

Wow! We start badly!

Shut up, you! Just continue! Continue!

I want your attention just for a while...

What is that, man?

Comrades! You might have heard that this summer, it will take place...

the most important event in the history of humanity!

We will finally fuck!

Silence!

Human will step his feet on the moon!

Everyone will watch that!

Except us in the village!

That we don't have a TV.

Therefore, I propose that we change our aim

that is to go and have sex with Uranya!

- Are you insane? - You make a big mistake here!

You have signed our agreement!

Right! But the moment... is historical!

The other thing, can be done, later on as well.

Think about it! It's the biggest... the biggest accomplishment of humanity!

It's the biggest bullshit!

Take a look.

The dream of human kind, which exists thousands of years, will become true!

And it will be only us, those who'll not watch it, us who don't have a TV.

You say all this shit to us, cause you have your leg in the plaster, and you're not able to screw!

His leg is in the plaster! Not his thingy!

Did you see it? It was written in the book! The whole Greece needs to be repaired!

Shut up, you chicken!

We should vote!

Me, I can not stand anymore! I'm masturbating 5 times per day!

Ok, let's vote!

Those who are pro Uranya, rise your hands!

Here we are. Three against two. It's finished!

Who wants to watch the man going up on the skies!

At Gods' residence!

Three against two! Television!

You have voted! You can not vote again!

I've changed my mind!

Maria, don't you go to call your brother?

She is going nowhere!

Yiamm! The rabbit is delicious!

Finally the black ones are the best ones!

The white ones are good as well!

No! The black ones are more delicious.

Right! For the cook you don't mention anything, huh?

It is true!

Very good! Bravo, woman!

The onions have run out!

Where did you find this dress?

Oh! The cloth, I bought it from the town. Do you like it?

How much does it cost, please?

But... Where did he go again?

You do know where you'll find him.

Where you've sewed that dress!

I've heard everything. What did you think? That I'm a silly willy?

You're gathering all of you there, at the house of the betrayer,

and I can't even imagine what you do...

If the woman doesn't take care of herself, it is pointless!

Did I say that she shouldn't take care of herself? But in his house is too much!

Come on, my child. Where have you been?

Be grateful that he has the problem with his leg. Otherwise...

What did I hear? You guys are collecting money to buy a TV?

Yes! Yes! I'll present Apollo XI!

In a direct broadcast at the 21 of this month!

How you collect so much money in so little time?

Maybe Mr. Sotiris will help us. We'll put it at his coffee shop!

So that all the village will be able to watch it!

Didn't I told you that it was a propaganda? The betrayer now just put out his mask!

Do you know who told him to put a TV?

It was us who told him!

Wron!

The ranger told him to put one, so that they will present the dictatorship!

And he accepted it because he is a fascist as well!

Shhhh! They'll hear us!

If you dare to step your feet into this coffee shop, I'll brake your other leg as well!

I only want to see the moon landing, and this is not going to be done from the dictatorship!

It is done from the Americans!

Why? Who do you think that created the dictatorship?

If you want to know, the Russians as well they're trying to go to the moon,

...but they can't catch up! - Shut up, you little bastard!

That you dare to snap to my words!

You'll see that the children will succeed to buy the TV!

Yes my little peacock, but...

My name is Nitsa!

Ahh! The children are right!

I was always saying that we need one TV here!

And how much could cost one?

And these kids they just want it for now! For the skyrocker!

How is it possible that they collect on time all these money?

So maybe we could help them!

The truth is that we need it as well. So?

As for me, I have given him a lot of curtain lectures!

I'm telling him that it will be a profit for the coffee shop as well!

Oh my Gosh! This kid, Achilleas!

I'm afraid that something will happen to him...

if he doesn't watch these astro... astronauts going on the moon.

It's started to be for him... There is an expression for it...

An obsession!

That's it!

So we must help the children!

I'm so sure that we'll find something to give them!

We must see at last, how she looks like that Anna Howard.

We must pay attention that our men don't understand anything.

You can't imagine the screams that he shouted me for the dress!

It's enough! Me I have made it clear to him! "What do you want me to do?" I asked him...

"That I put a kerchief like your mother?" Not even my mother was wearing it!

Come on! Everybody knows that they like it but secretly!

You should see how much the priest liked them, those panties that you brought me from Athens!

Please my ladies, shut up!

The play begins: Karagiozis the astronaut!

The incoming will be disposed for the purchase of a televisual set!

We'll eat, we'll drink and we'll sleep dinnerless!

Shut up, you Karagiozis!

You didn't let me sleep at all!

Why did you wake me up, Hatziavatis?

And I was watching this nice dream, with these loafs a lot of loafs,

and spaghetti with a lot of sauce!

Karagiozis. Man! What were these? Snoring or The Guns of Navarone?

Now give me to eat! I'm hungry, I'm telling you! I'm hungry!

Karagiozis, have you lost your mind? Is it me the one who must find you to eat?

Since you woke me up the time I was dreaming

that I was eating, you'll give me those which I dreamed of!

Ok. Ok. Don't beat me!

You should go to the moon! There it is as much food as you wish and in addition, for free.

And how do I get there, Hatziavatis?

By the space bus, Karagiozis!

Look, there is a stop just nearby!

Yes indeed! There is a stop! Should I go, or not?

Like "to be or not to be?"

Ok! I'm going, God help me!

Oh my little mother!

Oh! My life is going to be ruined!

Zoi is here!

Uranya has come!

Play some music! Play quickly!

There it is the bucket for money!

For the television

For the television...

So! Guys! The amount which has been collected is:

1669 drachmas!

Like we do, we will not even be able to buy, not a TV but not even a transistor!

I have to propose you something!

What kind of proposal?

Do you know when Benito got blind?

From a mine.

Yes, but how did he step on the mine?

He was digging to find some golden coins and that's how he got damaged!

And he got blind!

But he succeeded in finding the coins!

It is for this reason that he got crazy!

He keeps them inside the donkey's packsaddle!

Don't you see how it looks like when it walks?

It's because of the weight!

So it is because of that that he is never saddling it. Right?

That's why I'm telling you that!

So that we could lighten a bit the poor donkey!

Forget about that! Except if we ask him to lend us some of it!

No! We could tell him that he could go with us to Uranya! So that he could find again his light...

Make a cloud!

Finally it's only us the ones who will not fuck this year!

Come on, Benito!

Don't cry!

It didn't abandoned you!

It fell in love!

And in addition, during the love, the packsaddle got tore!

There it is!

I've finished!

It is like nothing has happened!

Come on! Stand up so that we put it on...

Did you see? Everything is all right!

Let's go.

Tell me!

My respects, Mr. General...

Rangers' chief Batsakoutsas.

I don't know anything about it, Mr. General!

Television has announced it?

We don't have a TV in our village...

The vice president of USA?

Agnew?

He will come in our village?

And what am I going to do, Mr. General?

We are only two officers!

That it means only one...

You have to send some strengthening, Mr. General.

Of course!

Of course! Yes indeed it is a high level national matter!

Indeed!

I'll keep you updated... Mr General.

My respects!

My... My resp.. My respects...

Who could ever believe it?

The USA's vice president...

Spiros Agnew...

has a Greek origin...

Viva to... immortal Greece!

How perfect children you produce!

Tell to your father, that he has to pass by the department cause I want him for something.

Your... mother, asked for a certificate...

Since you are drawing so nice...

For which reason are you going to need that certificate?

Right?

How come? Why did you come so early? Where have you been?

At the ranger's.

At the ranger's? What did you do again?

Nothing!

- I've drew for him his portrait! - His portrait?!

I hope that your father will not find it out! Otherwise I'll be in a big trouble!

At least... Does he pay you well?

Yes.

But they're not enough!

My Gosh! How much does it cost this TV?

6000.

6000?

And up to now, how much have all of you already saved?

I think the half of it!

Bravo! 3000?

In such a small period of time?

We had some money before that!

And where had you found them? Please tell me!

Come on, mother! It is obvious!

From the carols...

What did you make here?

Ah! An apple pie!

Like in Peyton's place!

Very nice!

Achileas my child, I want to tell you something!

But be careful a lot! Keep it a secret otherwise...

So!

We, the women, we've decided...

to help you with our savings, so that you'll buy the TV.

Mother!

But be careful because if your father finds it out, he will kill me! Ok?

Ok. Ok.

Ah! The ranger has asked for him.

What do you mean?

He asked me to tell him that he has to pass by the department.

Maybe he wants to see him for that certificate!

Ah! Yes! It is me the one who asked for it!

Do you see my child? You know... your father...

I know. I know!

I forget that I'm mute and don't say a word!

Just do him a bit of a favour. It is his plaint!

You know exactly for what! For the job!

Mother, what do you want from me?

That I learn how to use the electric winding?

- Since he has expectation dreams for you? - There's no need for that.

I can dream by myself!

He will buy, he told me aluminium as well!

Come on please! Your father once...

Listen, mother!

I'm bored of listening my father's accomplishments in the past...

I just want you to know only one thing!

I'm never going to be a blacksmith and I'm never going to stay at this village!

And where will you go, then?

I don't know! At the moon!

Just be a bit patient my child. Everything is going to be better!

When are you going to come back?

Just count, man! Count!

I can't understand why mingies count so slowly!

We've saved...

2278 drachmas

and 30 cents.

Fucking TV.

Each one of us would have gone three times with Uranya...

Just count these as well!

These are yours?

Why are you looking at me?

They come from our mothers.

1000 more and we'll bought it!

5 times of masturbation per day, will exterminate us!

My beloved mother, the young klepths

My beloved mother, the young klepths

they eat, they sing, they drink

and they fuck

They eat, they sing, they drink and they fuck

But just a little young klepth one

Fanouris, the priest is making the Communion with this wine?

For sure not. He keeps this wine for the house!

he doesn't eat, doesn't sing, doesn't drink and doesn't fuck

Wine, is the blood of Christ!

And bread is his body!

And the squids are what?

You think that you're clever, what did you bring? Huh? Mingy!

Ah! I brought the desert!

I brought a desert as well!

An apple pie.

Mine is a better desert...

Where the hell did you find that, man? Oh shit!

Look here: How you should inform the...

Look who's here! Children, welcome!

Why have you gotten scared, children?

I'm not so scary...

Am I scary?

Hickory...

Dickory dock

The mouse...

ran up the clock...

The clock...

struck one...

The...

mouse...

ran down

Hickory...

Dickory...

dock.

You, small guy? Who your parents are?

Chariklia and Stamatis.

Yours?

Coffee shop...

Ahh! Thomas, right?

Which one is the blacksmith's boy?

It's me!

You are Achileas, right?

Bravo! Bravo!

Which one of you could tell me, what is going to happen the following days?

The moon landing?

Ehm, no! No! Apart that!

Someone is going to come at your village!

Who knows to tell me?

I know!

The vice president of USA.

Bravo, Achileas.

And who told it to you, my child?

- Your father? - No.

Mr. Ranger.

The ranger?

Don't tell me!

When?

During the time I was portraying him.

You were portraying him?

What were you drawing?

I was making...

his portrait... because...

His portrait?

Because we're saving money so that we can buy a TV.

In order that we'll be able to watch the timely news.

I know! I know! You don't have a TV at your village!

Yes.

What a pity. The moon landing will be presented as well!

So.. How... much money do you need more?

1000 drachmas.

What are we going to do with those?

Are we going to spread them?

To every single one of the habitants!

USA's vice president is coming!...

If I'll catch you, you little bastard!

Take those as well, and if you dare coming to the house!

Dimitrakopoulos!

National Service of Information!

Come in! Take a seat.

Please!

Your record!

Haven't you taken the order for the cadres' replacement?

Or maybe you haven't taken it into consideration!

You haven't heard of it:

Every single village...

I have heard of it...

You know... the... ladder...

How many times... have I told you that you must replace them?

- Should I get them down now? - No!

Let's start.

So! It must be said.

"A complete absence of any kind of propagandistic material in the public areas

such as:"

Badges, Viva the revolution, posters at the village's entrance",

As I was informed the specific material has been sent to you!

Or may be I'm mistaken!

Or may be you don't have a ladder...

In order to post them?

Entering your village, it seems like the revolution hasn't yet taken place at this place!

- Mr... Batsa... - Koutsas.

Batsakoutsas.

Mr. Batsakoutsas.

You had to send a report for the political ideology of the habitants of your area,

even before the revolution time...

That time you were showing excellent diligence! What has happened since then?

Nothing particular is going on in the village.

Once we were 5 minions

Now I have... only one minion...

and I wouldn't say...

I understand. You don't have enough time!

The toilet...

For artistry though, we have time!

And moreover communist gangsters' offsprings artistry!

Do you know what is right here?

Turkey.

Castelorizo!

Ahh! The ill-favoured transfer of our teacher...

Do you know by how many villages the honourable Mr. Vice President of USA will pass?

And do you know who is the responsible for the security of this visit at the area?

Me!

And do you know maybe, which is the best method of security?

It's written here!

Have you made an effort to open it?

Pre...

Pre...

ve...

ntion!

ntion...

- Pre... - Pre...

- ve... - ve...

- ntion. - ntion.

Together

Pre... ve... ntion!

Finally you were right!

If you don't say the wish for which you've wished for, it then comes true!

We've saved the money and we're going to buy the TV.

And if everything goes right, at 20 of June, our village will watch the man going on the moon.

Isn't it wonderful?

Did you see? I told you! If you want something a lot, it comes true!

You can even go to the moon!

Armstrong as well must have wanted it very much!

How about you? Are you going to tell me the wish that you wished for?

I'm not telling it to you.

Me? Am I inside your wish?

I'm not telling you.

What a pity! Today there are not more stars so that I could make another wish!

Really! Why there are not any stars?

There are, but we can't see them cause there's the full moon!

And when the astronauts will go to the moon, will it be a full moon?

It depends. From which side you see it.

That it means...?

I'll explain to you.

Here... is the Earth. Namely us!

And here is the moon!

Stop laughing and pay attention to me!

And here, is the Sun!

- Prevention. - Excellent!

And as well...

intimidation!

Intimidation.

Above all is intimidation!

So what do we need?

We're going to arrest one or two people,

for intimidating...

and as well... e- xe-mpli-fi-ca-tion!

What kind of information do we have?

Fortunately that there are some patriots who take care of that...

So, our informer says that:

"In your village, a communal action of anarchists-communists takes place"

and parliamentary...

parliamentaryyyyy!

- Batsak... - Shut the batsak up!

I'm sending to birds so that they can search for my love

Maria, take this to your brother.

Here you are, father! Do you want pepper?

He can not get up!

Maybe he is sick?

Sick?

Sure! Give more food to the snake...

Achileas is not a snake.

The snake who brought to my house the American flags!

So what happened even if he brought the flag into the house? Everybody did it!

Don't tell me that nothing has happened! Do you know what that means? In my house?

The ungrateful! I feed him, I water him, I send him to the school...

and he gets paid from the fascists so that he spread the American flags to the village!

And now he sleeps... Until midday!

They are children. They don't understand!

Of course! If he finally resembles to you, what he could understand of ideology?

Only decorations,

films...

and now a TV!

So fucking yes! TELEVISIONNN!

I can't stand it anymore! I can't stand it anymore! Do you hear me?

You and your blacksmith work, and your political party!

What do you want, huh? That I always do what ever YOU want?

That Achileas becomes a blacksmith cause YOU want it?

That he believes in what YOU believe, that we vote what YOU vote!

So I'm just announcing you that I've never voted what you told me to vote!

Not even once!

And one day Achileas will leave from here, like I'll do!

Hey! What's your name?

Continue like nothing is going on!

Continue like nothing is going on, gentleman!

What are you up to here, Alekos? Did we brake the things?

Sit down!

Pn the chair!

You have a good child, right?

I'm speaking about Achileas.

He has a talented hand as well...

Are you going to make him an artist?

It's a habit for you, the leftists...

You as well, you are an artist! Do you listen any kind of music?

What?

Do you listen any kind of music?

I have the radio!

You have the radio...

Continue like nothing is going on, gentlemen!

Continue like nothing goes on!

Thomas? Everything is all right, yes?

All right, my child?

Sotiris Mandas?

Certainly!

With the former congressman Madas, do you have any kind an affinity?

No!

Actually we are second cousins, you see it's nothing!

Do you want some coffee?

I'll put of the one that is the best. Not the chick peas!

Everything is all right, my child!

Since primary school... schoolmates and friends...

Hand and glove as we say, huh?

Like that was before the...

The gangsters' war?

I have been exiled because of him!

If you'd know how many communists I've seen that are great friends with the rightists!

I don't even pass by outside of his coffee shop!

And what about your wife?

What does she want every day at the coffee maker's house?

And more over secretly! That's an old trick!

This is called "a link"!

Certainly!

Except if... I don't know...

What do you have to say?

Me, I want to speak with a lawyer!

I told it to him that we'll find trouble!

He was all the time calling them Junta!

So! Here we are!

Why what is it? Isn't it a junta?

They have over reacted though!

But you didn't wake me up! So that I could show them...

Their fucked race!

What are they going to do to him now?

And that child? Where did he go so late?

Their fucking bullshit!

Where do you go now, father? Go to sleep!

Don't forget your medicine!

Sit down.

I SAID! Sit down.

Sit down!

And your children that they are... This is an incident as well?

And what about the money they are saving?

Don't tell me that they want to buy a TV!

Confess!

Otherwise do you know where you'll end up to?

Go to hell!

Yaros, Ai Stratis, Markronisos... What do you prefer?

Now I'll show you!

You as well, went completely crazy and you want to make it worst?

Let the gun down! We have 3 children!

Let me show him, the ranger bastard, the chicken thief, whose father was a drunkard!

Let it! Sit over there! Over there!

It's not the ranger's fault!

I asked everywhere. Nobody saw him!

And Thomas just came back from the airplane!

He was neither there!

Where in the luck could he go?

They as well got his father! The coffeemaker!

What?

They arrested the coffeemaker?

It is now that I don't understand anything!

Get up!

Get UP I SAID!

Put them down!

The cadres!

Why the bells are sounding?

Why the bells are SOUNDING? MY FUCKING SHIT!

Why the bells are sounding?

A child is missed!

What kind of child?

Blacksmith's son. They can not find him anywhere!

Go the hell out of my SIGHT AND FIND HIM NOW!

Command me!

If the child get vanished...

AT CASTELORIZO!

Good morning, grandpa!

Good morning, father!

Good morning, grandpa!

Hello, old man!

Good morning!

Come on father, it was time for you finally!

Good morning!

I'must have drunk a lot of wine!

So they let you free with the condition that you'll make this bird?

Something like that! And Sotiris have to decorate the coffee shop for the visit!

And if you had said no?

Say what? And what you would eat all of you, little man?

Do you know where they would have sent me? Step aside.

ME!

I'm LEARNING THE JOB! I HAVE ALREADY STARTED!

AS I CAN SEE your hand is talented!

It is just that is not necessary.

What has happened again?

Just listen to what I'm telling you! It is not necessary!

Because you'll leave from the village...

so that you can do what you want!

And if you want to be a pilot, I'll send you abroad!

In Russia?

Bravo! Bravo bravo! You made it beautiful!

You must always have it like that!

What happened? Did you finish?

I'm almost done.

How is it going, Alekos?

We do what we can!

How do you like it?

To the... to the right!

So where did we leave the discussion?

So! The car is coming, the door is opening the Vice President is descending, you are here...

Who is pretending that he is the Vice President? You are the VS, Ok?

When the VS comes, you play the march song and when he departs the country song!

A Greek one, Ok? Not an insular one!

The photographer? Where is the photographer?

You here...

The people...

So, you are applauding... Applauding...

"Child of Greece Mr. Spiros Agnew, welcome to our village!"

"It is a pleasure for our place that we make you welcome,

and that our place makes their kids welcome!"

Maybe the flight from America had a delay!

The rural constable has to go FURTHER!

Bloody field guard!

Just wait, just in a while the bells will sound.

Oh! Sirtaki! Very nice!

Bravo!

We'll wait 10 more minutes for Fotis and we're going to take the money.

This is illegal, for each withdrawal of money we have to be all together! Our regulation says so!

But we have to give the money, otherwise we'll not buy the TV.

I say that we should wait.

And if he doesn't show up?

As the cashier, I'll not a put my hand into the money if we'll not have a quorum. Got it?

I'm going to take the money!

You'll not take them! You'll not do what you want! Put the money down!

I'm sorry leave it!

Just grab it!

Fotis!

Welcome, children!

Who is next?

Aren't you going to come?

Come inside!

Achileas, when you'll come to Athens, come to visit me!

I love you, Achileas!

Did you understand, man? That was planned already!

That I don't have a projection's engineer!

But me, I found another one!

I won't let it like that!

Enter!

The projection starts in a while!

Westerns you should present, westerns!

Oh my gosh! They brought the TV?

Entry Gentlemen!

The projection will be done as usually!

Come on, turn it a bit!

Let's go!

"Where" does it switch on?

Wait, man! We have to put it into the plug firstly!

What are you doing there?

It doesn't show!

It will!

It's taking long!

It will show!

It is out of order!

It doesn't work!

We're to the cinema!

It's a fraud! Let's go!

Entry, gentlemen! Entry!

The timely are to be projected!

It won't show the devil, please God forgive me!

Antenna!

Antenna!

Bravo, Thomas.

Look now!

Over There, over there! Yes!

Higher! Higher!

There it is!

Higher higher!

It's coming!

Where are you going?

We had just a coffee shop and one green desk,

and then some incidents took place and the life has changed.

On Sunday at the church, what does it mean man a censorship,

that if you listen to Thodorakis' music you go to jail!

There it was a bird as a picture on the matches'box,

and a little black soldier inside the fire...

We had just one police officer, just one square and just one street

and when we wanted a woman we were running urgently!

Outside of her bedroom, her eyelashes were shining,

just one little chicken Uranya was, but the cocks were five...

There it was a bird as a picture on the matches' box,

and a little black soldier inside the fire.

The donkey had a packsaddle,

and was stepping on the moon the astronaut with a black and silver foot

And as it was suddenly becoming quietly at the countryside, a star felt on the Earth

With Fotis of the Grocer, Fanouris of the priest,

Hiraklis and Achileas and a silent Thomas...

We had high ceilings and just at 22h to our divans, an Uranya TV and it was morning...

Oh my beloved mother! Zoi left to go to Athens as pretty as one doe, armful with an other man!

And I cried a lot for those kisses that I had never given you my empty armful

Oh my beloved mother! Zoi left to go to Athens as pretty as one doe, armful with an other man!

And I cried a lot for those kisses that I had never given to you my empty armful