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Hallo!

Hallo!

This is the conservation authority.

Hallo! This is the conservation authority.

Dear bathers, please come out of the water immediately.

Come out of the water right now!

Please come out of there.

Please come in.

Don't be absurd. We're just doing our job.

Turn away, please.

We just want to give some useful instructions.

To naked people?

Get out of the water!

Get out of the water right now!

We'd like to get dressed.

Please do it.

Stand in front of me. I'm cold.

But the situation at present is that, the river is contaminated at the segment 472.

Around the second bend.

The traffic on water is currently not allowed because of the river

cleaning works.

I'm sorry to have disturbed you, but this is our duty.

Someone is watching me.

I feel his eyes on me.

Steven,

look!

Don't go out!

We always overstate our fears.

Tuck me in, I'm cold.

Are you still cold?

No, I'm not. And you?

I'm not either.

Steven!

Steven!

There are fishermen down by the river.

Apart from this, we are alone and, thank goodness, no loadspeaker anywhere.

Well, summer's like that.

Do you want to leave here?

To where?

Hello! It's a beautiful morning.

I was out fishing for breakfast and I've caught these twelve fish.

I am Kelemen.

Nice to meet you.

Well, if you like fish then . . .

I'll get some water.

They are so muddy.

I put some clean shoes on.

How about some fish?

- What do you think? - Well, I don't know.

I should have tied my boots in your honour.

What beautiful tomatoes they are.

Please take one.

Thank you.

I've been coming here for 20 years.

You don't even know how surprised I was to find you here.

Look, this is the furthermost point of the region, it's not even on the map.

Then probably we will not meet a lot of people.

It all depends on how you see things. I myself am a group of two.

And this silence.

And this calmness.

Well yes, here one can make oneself believe sometime that noon is

not growled by one's stomach but by the buzz of the bugs.

Conquest! Conquest!

Run! Run!

Skirmish-line!

I thought the professor said this is an uninhabited island

and no one ever comes here.

I see you're preparing for fishing. There'll be a lot of hungry mouths.

We'll be here more than enough.

What voice do you have?

And you, professor?

It has been for some fortysomething years that I've managed to stay out

of the choir and I've been listening the chirping of the birds ever since.

Sing with us, pappy.

Why should we sing?

And why with us?

Let's start a campfire.

But why not two, kids?

There's a fire, baby, fire!

Hey, guys, I'm sitting in a gopher hole.

- And where is the gopher? - I've never seen a gopher.

- I'm going to catch a gopher for you. - Let's catch a gopher around the campfire.

'Let's catch a gopher around the campfire'

'The gopher will get wet . . .'

I'm a buddhist.

I'm a buddhist.

We cannot pretend not being here.

We must be acting as if we were here.

And you, pappy? Come join and run with us!

Long live the new guests!

Take them to the shrub hotel.

Hey, what are you doing there?

I forgot my inflatable bride at home.

Come this way!

There are mushrooms everywhere.

We'll have a good mushroom stew for lunch.

In the village you can't find a real man during the whole summer.

We just waste our time with younger men.

Is this the way to live?

We just save money for summer all the year round.

Well, the summer is just like an annual matrimonial ad.

It's one thing to read in newspaper, for example blond, chubby,

and it's another thing to see them in nature.

Look, here's a mushroom. Let's proliferate like mushroom.

Oh God, I hope not.

Jesus Christ.

It is not here?

I got it.

I was afraid we will not have a good summer without it.

Is this summer going to be good? What do you think?

After all, it depends on us too.

There's no man anywhere.

A real man.

Do you hunt handsome boys?

I don't need them to be nice.

Let them be manly.

'Hey, Hey, Rosie, We will hike on Sunday'

'Hey, Hey, Rosie, We will not be bored . . .'

You see, we're laughing about it, but believe me,

I feel like an idiot, too.

I hope you understand me.

Don't you?

'Hey, Hey, Rosie, We will hike on Sunday . . .'

Walking with uncle deer?

I kiss your little hand.

Welcome, good people!

Just put the basket down there.

Good job, the lunch is on the table.

It's a surprise lunch.

When people come unsuspectingly and tablecloth receives them.

Long live food and lodging!

How was the forest party?

Nothing special, except that I saw a hippie cow in bra with horns.

There's nothing special here either. But our family will grow bigger.

Would you like hot pepper for that?

Please have a seat over there.

Welcome! Good day to you!

I am Kozma. I've already called your husband so that

you needn't feel tight at this tiny table.

We've waiting only for you.

Thank you, but we'd like to have lunch in front of our tent.

Well, you're at home there.

But we're at home both there and here.

As you wish, but everybody's already there.

Hurrah for second course!

Wow, what a pasta.

And raspberries.

Let's hear the bullshit!

No toast?!

Only a half-witted drinks without toast.

A half-witted drinks without toast. A half-witted drinks without toast . . .

Who is he?

I raise my glass.

He is our glass-lifter.

So many people in the same place must know and like each other.

Let's love each other!

Let's love each other, folks!

Let's rejoice in this beautiful summer day.

And greet each other.

We should be grateful for all this.

We should be happy that we have each other.

As a great man once said : It tastes better if all eat from it . . .

And another great man said : All may take one piece from the basket

of abundance . . .

I'm glad that young people have realised the importance of a laid table.

It's good to sit at such a large table.

So I raise my glass again and enjoy yourselves.

Long live and good health to you!

Wine, wheat, peace! . . .

. . . And three wives for every day.

Hurrah!

It will be good, together with the youngsters.

In times like these, I always forget that I'm over 50.

My dear, take these plates there.

It's good that you're here, my dear. At least we'll be finished sooner.

Your blouse looks great. It's Italian, isn't it?

Pour some water, please.

Oh, those dagos. I never liked them.

But I think your husband brings the stuffs from abroad.

Do you speak any foreign languages? Well, neither do I.

By the way, it'd be useless for me. There's no girlfriend to talk to

about books, movies, theatres.

So this is why I always wait for the summer.

This may be a good time for a better company.

My brothers! I raise my glass again.

It's good to sit at such a large table.

We would be pleased to have you join us, professor.

We're collecting some twigs for the dinner.

As a gymnastics teacher, I know that an expert opinion can help us.

The only main principle what we should bear in mind that :

One should prefer the dry twig over the wet one.

Pardon me for asking but did you see anything?

I also like taking photos. There are so many beautiful themes.

Twilight and sundown, gleaming water,

a little girl in poppy flower field.

Slumbering herds, resting people,

wheat fields and the sound of cowbells.

Now, listen, dear colleague. I also like these themes but

what's left of the wheat is this bread crust, the little girl has forgotten her

rubber puppet on the field.

The cow herd expired into the tin can.

And you will now ruin the dusk with the cowbell.

. . . water levels on the Danube : Regensburg Schwabelweis 170-19;

Hofkirchen 209-22; Passau 513-33 . . .

Have you not seen an air pump here?

- Air pump? - Yes.

It's gone with the guys.

But why? Didn't you bring air pump with you?

Well, if you like solitude.

You poor fool.

Do you also feel so lonely under the water?

Eh, um, no longer.

You know what I've been thinking under the water?

Why is there existence?

And why is there something rather than nothing?

Oh, nothing, nothi . . blub.

It doesn't seem too healthy as you do. I've never tried anything like this.

There are women who don't wear bras. I always wear bra.

Either everybody or nobody wears a bra. Am I right?

But gentlemen!

Audiatur et altera pars.

Don't be childish. We are not naughty children.

Let's distinguish, gentlemen!

Distinguuiish . . .

. . . uuiish, uuiish . . .

Gentlemen, I'm glad you stopped it. School mischief won't get us far.

We should designate the place for men and women to sunbathe.

And for nudists.

Very good. Professor's right.

We should support his idea.

Boys, go and get some green brances while we designate the place.

Okay! Come on guys.

And these tents are scattered over the ground.

Don't you think, professor?

Aren't these children so loud? Will you be able to work?

Because the scientific work requires silence.

And we deserve a better place for our tents.

We take priority over everyone else.

Welcome, my friends!

Are you tired?

Well, there are already a lot of people here,

but there is no loaded cart that we could not load with an extra pitchfork of hay.

Hello! I see you have a big family.

We'll designate a spacious place for you next to my tent.

Is he the local sheriff here or what?

Come here, you little hussar.

We are ready, Mr. Kozma. Come and have a look.

Well, get some rest and have a good time.

See you at the campfire.

Please take care of these little hussars

because the river current is very strong here.

-SUNBATHING SPOT FOR WOMEN-

We did something good today, my friends.

We must never forget this.

Well, how do you like it, darling?

It seems healthy in all aspects.

There are so many valuable things in the world,

but good health is the most valuable of all things.

Wouldn't it be better to help others?

Get the hell away from here.

'We must never forget this . . .'

Hello, my dear. Sorry to bother you, but I'm so excited.

I can not put on the wig alone.

These boys always hung up on me.

They can't get enough of me.

Can I have some cologne? I hope I'am not too insolent.

Good evening! Will you come dance, ladies?

I'm counting on you, and I hope you will say 'yes'.

I'll wait for my husband here.

Your husband is already dancing with the young ladies.

We work hard all day, we are constantly occupied

and there is no real man anywhere.

Lady's choice!

I like to do gymnastics and I'm curious about everything and everyone.

That's all.

And the boys say I am a gerontophile.

Tell me, professor, is it true that I am a gerontophile?

And by the way, what does gerontophile mean?

Well, you know, it means when young people are especially attracted

to older people.

The opposite of pedophilia.

Holy smokes!

I like the overeager

and oversexed woman like you. Ahh!

I want you to know that I'm just afraid for you because of too many perversions.

It just pulls you down into the mud.

Shamelessness, just like dolce vita.

I tell you, they're all shameless.

We didn't consecrate the sunbathing spot yet.

I need sunbathers.

Sunbathers?

Sunbassers!

Assers?

Only asses!

Voluntary asses.

Voluntary sunbathers, please, step forward.

But there is no sun!

Candlelight! We need candlelights.

Voluntary candles, please.

We need voluntary candlesticks.

Over here!

Come here, modern girls!

Hungarian frisky girls.

Come sunbathing by candlelights!

It has never been done before!

I don't want to be left out of this.

You must come too.

The most beautiful girls are coming.

Beautiful hair, magical eyes and smiles.

We should paint them portrait.

What a movement.

Shh!

Look over there!

Just look at me!

They're watching me.

I feel their eyes on me.

Nobody will see you until next summer.

Wake up, people!

Bring the clothes!

It's raining hard. Wake up, people!

Wake up! Come on, wake up!

They shouldn't notice that it's you who is missing.

Bring the shovels and spades here!

And gumboots!

- Oops. - Get the hell out of here!

Why don't you let us sleep?!

Stop the humping now, we have more important things to do.

Everyone brings their own shovel, spade, axe, gumboots and raincoat.

And now, please come here one by one.

What are you looking at now, huh?! One for all and all for one.

Maybe it'll start raining again.

Wait, this is not my raincoat.

And not my gumboot size.

Hey, old man, this not a fashion show.

You get what we have.

Next one!

If they've collected the stuffs, why did they give them to us?

And if they've given them to us, why did they collect them at the end?

You're next, old man!

Watch out!

Let's be careful, we have to follow the policing plan of tents.

Congratulations, professor! Our second big victory.

Sorry, but my hands are muddy.

Good job!

We've done a good job. Thank you.

Thank you.

Good job, my dear. You shovelled like three men.

Who asked you to praise me?!

I go to get my raincoat back.

I have a right to my own clothes. You come too!

Ah, nobody has ever had the courage to ask.

Guys, what the hell are we digging here?

My friends, another useful day has gone.

Today we've also built something.

Well, let's enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Another useful day has gone.

We have survived the flood,

we have conquered the nature,

the humanity has triumphed.

Hurrah!

Now you can see what teamwork means.

Never forget it!

Thank you, everybody . . .

Thank you.

Thanks.

. . . And sing with all your heart :

'Every summer I want to live in shadowed forest . . . .'

How do you like this?

Does it fit into your collection?

We have a common collection.

Sorry, then I'll keep it for myself.

Well?

Just leave that here.

Steve! Where has this kid gone?

Oh, have you seen my son? He is a little girly-faced boy.

- We haven't seen him. - My God, Steve! . . . Steve!

Geza, where are you?

Geza!

All right, people, let's do it methodically.

We need to check the entire area.

Mr. Kozma has already told us to take care of the children.

Oh, my God!

He is right there!

- We have to notify the police. - What police?

We got them! They are here!

Steve, my son!

You vagabond . . . You . . . You scoundrel.

But, Mr. Kovacs, this is not the way to do it.

Don't cry, little hussar.

And now, let's give the child back to his mother.

We have to take care of them, as I said before.

Take my advice.

God bless you, Mr. Kozma. I promise I'll take your advice.

And who found them?

That's right, ladies, and I say 'Hurrah'!

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Hurrah!

. . . Hurrah! . . .

You are the apple of our eyes.

The shining star.

You are our happiness.

The seed fell into good soil.

And I immediately felt this great force in you.

It'd be nice if one's talents were recognised like here.

Dear ladies and gentlemen.

I wish you a nice new day.

After our good morning wishes, we draw your attention to the fact

that you can pick the cards and badges up after 7:00 a.m.

Cards for men, cards for women, sport cards, first aid membership cards,

badges for tree climbers and butterfly collectors . . .

Hurrah!

. . . armbands for kids, traffic licences. Twenty people who pick them up first

will be rewarded.

Over here, guys, here's handing out something.

Hey, old man, are you the author of all these books?

It's not a joke. Order from above.

Here, you must sign right here.

Is this the volunteer army? I'd rather sign this.

-SUNBATHING SPOT FOR SHY PEOPLE-

- You are shy! You are shy! - Come, this is where the shy people

sunbathing.

I don't want them to know I am shy.

-SPORTS GROUND-

Come on.

Good. Pass the ball.

Okay, you can come. Hey, get off the field.

1, 2, 3, 4 . . .

This gymnastic exercise must be presented later.

Check this out.

'One, two, three, four,

Be healthy patriot'

Maybe we could have signed up for that sect thing.

You better shut your mouth, little guy. I'll take you to the cinema in the reeds.

Stop fussing, man. You always think you're important.

As your role model does.

-TRAFFIC TRAINING PARK-

Go back!

Look, she can't really manage these children.

It's more easier to writhing naked by candlelight.

Well, I wouldn't change places with you for the world, my dear.

Children, look what I brought you.

Watermelon.

And who will I give it to?

To the good children.

Melooon . . . melooon . . .

Rifle

Potty

-MUSEUM-

expander

bra

- Our groundless fears are also fears. - Why it excites you so?

I don't feel like talking about unfounded fears.

You know, I'm feeling pretty good right now.

I can understand you.

People listen to you, and most of them idolize you.

They are a little too zealous but they are basically good people.

And some things are really needed.

- The younger generation, for example. - Oh, yeah.

This life here really keeps us young.

Don't distract the professor. He hasn't seen people here for 20 years.

But after all, do you think there are groundless fears?

Eh, groundless fears. Dear Mary, do you know what they are?

Groundless fears are those kinds of fear that either had a ground once or

Or?

Or will have one later on.

I told you that I'm not really photogenic. Why you trying to do this to me?

Ultimately, you can use it as ID photo.

- And what about the art? - Well, a little click here, a little click there.

-DANGER-

- Look there, professor. - Has something happened?

What happened?

They nearly drowned in the river.

Doctor!

Get a doctor here at once!

- We should give them a slap. - You think you're really cool?

- They think they can do whatever they want. - It'd have been better if they had

stayed at home.

- What happened to these good boys? - Our task was to don't let anyone go into

the deep water.

And they nearly drowned.

Who the hell wanted to drown here, man?!

We can swim, I am a national champion.

And then they come to save us. But who the hell asked them?!

Hey, buddy, keep your voice down! You have no business in deep water.

He's right!

We need to be so hard on these kids.

Lucky there is rescue expedition.

What kind of rescue expedition?! Of course, lifesaving in aquarium.

Leave us alone!

We leave you alone but after the second bend the river is contaminated there.

Take better care of yourself from now on.

Ah, the folly of youth.

The members of the rescue expedition are going to be rewarded.

They worked well.

They have saved these children. Because we're responsible for them.

What kind of responsibility?! What are you talking about?!

He hit me in the head.

- Me? - Yes, you did.

- Did you see it or you were just dreaming? - I did, I saw you.

A gentlemanly odd fish. He comes to this island

and sees everything.

I was among the first to arrive on this island, and yes, I see everything.

And I'll keep my eyes open.

Don't panic, please! Don't panic!

Who else has seen that affair?

Nobody?

Well, two heads are better than one. And most people didn't see anything.

I rescue these children, risk my life, but he just stands on the lakeshore

and reviles me.

I rescue people while he just reviles me.

He rescues and slaps people and you all believe him.

You spit in my face??? Now I'm gonna break your neck.

Get your hands off me! I want to go swimming!

Put him into an aquarium.

I want to go swimming!

I really believe that you saw that thing, but you know,

there are always troubles with these guys. You understand me, don't you?

But you could design that swimming pool for them.

You could sew on a button.

I lent the needle.

Ah, of course.

Because we are kind-hearted people.

We help others, the others help us, everything's taken care of.

Two heads are better than one. The blind leading the blind,

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Should I list them?

Hello, my dear. Can I borrow your hair dryer?

Oh, am I disturbing you? - Eh, no, you're not.

You know, Steven, I really admire you because you were not afraid

to speak against those men.

Didn't you admire him, my dear? - Sure, of course.

Here's the bracelet you asked for.

- Thank you. - If we had needle we'd give it to you.

I'll bring it back.

Bye-bye, my dear.

Goodbye.

Janissaries are coming.

Hide the oars.

Quick!

What do you want now?! Who invited you here?!

Keep quiet!

I always spoke nicely to you.

Everything you say is baloney.

Shut up, little fella. Give us respect.

What's wrong with you?

What's the matter?

Maybe did I not speak nicely to you?

- You speak affably just because . . . - Because?

Leave us alone!

Do you see how your fellows are dancing?

They're having fun quietly. And you just create disorder.

But what's your problem? - Leave me alone!

We were just looking for drinking water.

Do you need drinking water?

Yes, you need.

Gymnastics.

Do you want it?

Yes, you want.

Sunbathing?

You want it.

We have all we need.

Now you want it all or what?

So, swimming? - We want.

- Drinking water? - Yes.

- Gymnastics? - Yes, we want.

- Sunbathing? - Yes.

With or without swimwear. As you like.

So do you want it?

What else do you want?!

I can't explain it.

There are some things which are not needed.

But it's hard to explain. You understand?

But we don't need those things that can't be explained.

We'll build a swimming pool. That's a good idea.

You'll select the place. And together we build it.

Because we need to do something every day.

Just leave us alone.

Just let us die.

Let me get water from well and let me peel potatoes if I feel like.

Let me go swimming and exercising at midnight if I feel like.

Let me forget brushing and let my teeth decay.

This is anarchy.

Fortunately, we're responsible for you.

I don't need your responsibilities. Mind your own business.

Don't panic! Don't panic, please!

You just keep on dancing like real young people.

See you tomorrow at the building ground.

-SWIMMING POOL-

Fantasy in mud.

You are crazy.

Where are the plans of these buildings? This tower should be there.

You think we're just bunnies and the cabbage garden is yours.

Now I understand why those youngsters were trying to escape.

We didn't come here to hear your voice always.

Well, young boy, they just wanted to go swimming.

And they almost drowned.

The point is that they're here on vacation and they don't want

to hear your bullshit.

Andy!

Swim down that pool and call the photographer

to immortalise you doing it.

Swim alone, swim down the pool alone.

Andy!

Everybody hates you here. This vacation sucks.

It seems to me people don't hate me.

Because they don't want to see things. The best is not to notice things.

But you should ask yourself :

Why does everyone hate me? Why are people afraid of me?

Get out of here!

You know, my son is a little nervous because he failed his exams.

I thought so. The youth's like that.

But what they have to learn is how to be polite.

The only thing I'm amazed about is where he gets the courage

to speak for a whole community.

He's talking like a comissioner, and acting like an authority.

I think you'll have trouble with him one day.

Good evening, professor.

Good evening, professor. - Good evening, miss.

Well, what do you need now?

Professor, can I borrow the rifle?

Well, well; You mean rifle?; You mean chess?; You don't get my King.

Checkmate!

Goodbye.

Boss?

What boss?

And what are you collecting?

Hey, you don't have to freak out.

Well, the thing is, Mr. Kozma is planning a festival.

And for this, we need a hatchet.

We need to cut lots of green twigs.

For fencing and for the outdoor war game we need rapiers

and field glasses.

All right.

-IF YOU CAN LAST HERE ONE SINGLE DAY, YOUR GOUT WILL BE AWAY-

Let's live like youngsters.

Ah, this is the life.

There's no doubt that we've come a long way.

We had no campfire, but now we have. We had no chorus, now we have.

We had no sunbathing spot, but we made it.

Hey, maestro!

You want to photograph me naked?

Look around, there are many beautiful themes everywhere.

That would be better for both of us.

I want you to show your pictures to me. I'm just curious.

As you wish, Mr. Kozma.

I just want to see them.

What a great summer.

Let's go into the water!

Hey, guys, don't mess with me. You're ruining my work.

Go away, you stakhanovite bastard!

We're conquering the nature.

We're conquering the air.

When I worked in forestry we shot lots of pheasants.

There were days when one just could not shoot a pheasant, but there are also days

when they are just falling from the sky like flies in autumn.

I always said : 'There is no pheasant today, but it will be tomorrow.'

This was the slogan.

No pheasant today, pheasant will be tomorrow.

Although the slogan was not to everyone's liking.

But I was right and everything happened just as I said.

Life has proved me right, not those who thought me inapt.

I gave the others the faith to believe in tomorrow's pheasant.

And they still say that :

No pheasant today, pheasant will be tomorrow.

It's okay, but you must not be impatient. I had already learned that

if you didn't succeed today, you will surely succeed tomorrow.

That's my principle.

Let's give women a chance. Let them try.

You have to try everything once.

We've been only given a wooden spoon so far.

My God, the rifle. He's totally crazy.

I fired into the air.

I've never fired a gun before.

I can't target with gun.

Then why do you want to hunt?! There are people who can shoot a gun

accurately.

We're grateful, professor, your gun is really efficacious.

What a great headshot.

Oh yeah, great shot, great trophy. We should celebrate it.

I didn't do it for me, of course.

This trophy is our collective success.

Anybody could've shot it as I did.

We've been here together two weeks. We will celebrate it.

Why are they mocking us with this cow?

That cow is ours, we shot it.

I can't be angry with them.

They just enjoy the life.

Wake up! You're missing the point.

This is gonna be a ritual.

And that's good.

Very good.

You want to wait till it's over?

The waiting is a human thing.

Or tradition.

- This little piggy went to market. - This little piggy stayed home.

- This little piggy had roast beef. - This little piggy had none.

Have you been to his tent?

His tent is so simple, isn't it? Nothing ostentation.

There are no unnecessary things. He has only useful things.

'Every summer I want to live in shadowed forest . . . .'

Ladies and gentlemen! And then, coming up, the number one

surprise of our festival. Number one, but there will be one more.

Here come our island's most beautiful girls.

Ladies and gentlemen, the beauty contest.

Dear audience, please take a good look at each one of these girls individually.

Duckwalk!

Don't pant, Annie, you'll not get enough points.

Stop!

Dear audience and jury, please take the ballots in hand.

Well, you rebels, the stakhanovite has brought your shovels back.

Thanks.

Thank yoooouuu!

Well, guys, it's also been resolved.

Thank yoooouuu!

Well, boys, all is well here now, you don't bring shame on me.

I tried to keep you on a short leash during this period

but I've always trusted you.

Thank yoooouuu!

Guys, let's get on the water. No more flattery.

Heave-ho!

Cheers.

They're coming.

Hurrah!

Congratulations.

I think there were more runners.

What's going on here?

Long-distance running.

What did he say?

The distance is long.

Please come.

Pick up the empty plates.

My friends!

Everything has its time.

I once read somewhere :

Because if we look at the timetable alone, trains also have times

of departure and arrival.

Now we've arrived somewhere.

But where did we start?

We had no sunbathing spot, but now we have. We had no chorus, but now we have.

There was no organized gymnastics, now there is.

We've created regulations and registries.

And now here's the long-awaited reward, a well deserved lunch.

Not everything went smoothly.

But we know, a horse has four legs, but still stumbles.

Sometimes.

But don't blame the bumpy road, just watch your feet.

It was not easy for me either. Maybe I was not too popular.

But the others never want to support good causes.

We know this kind of people.

But I'd rather go fishing too, because I've come here for rest.

That's right!

We all live together in peaceful harmony.

No one is alone. No one has to be alone.

We trust each other, but with our eyes open.

Finally, what can I say about this joyful period?

Where there's organization, there's work. Where there's work, there's leisure.

Where there's leisure, there's dynamism. Where there's dynamism, there's happiness.

And if there's happiness, then everyone feels good.

This is our intention. Let's drink to that.

Boss, do we need this regatta now?

I've already thought about it.

But now is the best to do it. Just look at them.

We can handle them.

But, um, I think we should not put all those name tags on the table.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we start the matinee.

One of us goes in there and tells his life story.

And we'll hear that. So who wants to go in there?

It seems somebody has raised a hand there, or not?

All beginnings are difficult, of course. We'll have to wait a little longer.

There's a volunteer right there. Come on, Jolan.

- I will not. - Don't be afraid but be honest with us.

- Oh, Jolan, come on. - But do not schmooze.

Jerks want a big show.

- The baby is not shy. - You don't say.

- So can I begin? - We're looking forward to it.

Okay, put in the earplugs.

I've grown up on thin soup, as I was the sixth child of my father.

I had a hard life.

But there was always a helping hand.

This is boring!

Get to the point!

The human heart is so fragile.

You just paddling on the waving sea of life.

- You paddled enough already! - Go jump into the sea!

- I had a thatched cottage. - This is so boring!

But my cottage had a small bedroom.

- My bridegroom took my virginity. - Kiss my ass, you bourgeois groom!

That's fine!

- And how old were you then? - 17.

And where did it happen?

Bravo!

And how did it happen?

Mmm yummy!

First he pulled her skirt down.

That's yummy!

- Maybe she's wearing nothing now. - Let's see that nothing!

Tell us in detail.

- Do you dare to take off your clothes? - Yes, I do.

She's like a goddess.

Take it off! Take it off!

Come on!

If you have said A, you must also say B.

Oh, beautiful pink panties.

- Let's tear it up! - Let me get a piece of that!

- A talisman. - Come on!

'Every summer I want to live in shadowed forest . . . .'

Dear everyone, please come here for a photo shoot.

A summer photo which will remain in our memory forever.

I'm now opening the first mixed men and women football match

in the world.

Lady's choice.

Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

Hey, where are you going?!

Come back!

How nice it would be if life was just a summer like that.

It will always be like that.

Will you promise?

But you are so good at organising summers.

Well, I could tell some stories about this.

Tell me, I'm so inexperienced.

I'm just saying that people misjudged me.

But I'm not offended. I did everything I could.

But they misjudged me.

I always had big ideas, but people didn't want me.

But I always cope with everything. Even here and even now.

What annoys me the most is that everybody else is so blind, they see nothing.

I always try and do my best.

Do your best.

Maybe we should have gone away sooner.

Maybe I should have told you about it.

Yes, maybe.

We always expect others to act first.

We have a free kick.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?!

You?!

While I was playing football, you . . . You bastard!

I made him a leader.

If I hadn't pulled you out of the bed at the flood,

you wouldn't have ever become a boss.

You stupid bitch, now I'm gonna get you.

Go now!

Go to play football, you slut!

You dirty bitch!

You little weasel!

You kindly killer!

Where are you, kindly killer?

'Every summer I want to live in shadowed forest . . . .'

But still, this is a good summer.

Maybe there will even be summer.

The End