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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[FOGHORN HUMMING]
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[GASPS]
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Yo, I say the only tough
part about being
a party planner,
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is having
a sharp beak.
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There you are.
Everything has
to be perfect
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for tonight'’s
presentation.
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Full spread
of food, check.
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Ice sculpture,
check, check.
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My esteemed guests
are going to be in awe
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when I reveal my
brand new invention.
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Well, looks like
I say,
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looks like you have
everything covered
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with your snooze fist.
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So I am going
to head out.
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The guests will arrive
in about an hour.
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Until then, I need you
to keep the sculptures
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cold with this freeze-ray.
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This was not
in my contract.
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The doctor said I should
not fly after getting my
eyes dilated.
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But what do doctors know!
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[WHOOPING]
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHISTLING]
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Hey, darlin'’.
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Why don'’t you and I
find a nice pond
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and gobble up some
pieces of old
stale bread together.
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Ooh, the silent type, huh.
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Oh, say boy,
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you trying to start
a conversation
with that thing?
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Trying to. But she
doesn'’t want
any part of it.
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Oh yeah, it looks like
she'’s giving you
the cold shoulder.
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Get it, cold shoulder.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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No.
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Come over here, son.
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You know that swan
is made of ice, right?
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Yeah, she gives
me the shivers.
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Stop that, boy.
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Can'’t you see that
she is not real?
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You said it.
She is out of this world.
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The boy is more mixed
up than a can of nuts
in a blender.
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Boy, I say, boy,
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how many fingers am I
holding up?
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Three.
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How many now?
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A tornado.
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They say love is blind,
but this is ridiculous.
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May as well have
little fun in the mean time.
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You know what, my boy.
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She is out
of this world.
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Let me give you a few
pointers, so you can
woo the lady.
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You'’d really
do that for me?
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Why, sure, son.
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First all, you ought to have
a romantic dinner together.
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Here. Now take this plate
of spaghetti and meatballs.
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Jeez, thanks.
Looks delicious.
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Hey, there,
I was wondering
if you'’d like
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to share a meal with me.
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You eat the food first.
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Show her how delicious it is.
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Lively.
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[COUGHS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Thanks a lot, Bub.
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That was a disaster.
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Maybe its your smell.
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Don'’t forget to wear cologne.
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Not too much now though.
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Whoa!
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[LAUGHS]
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No luck.
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Here, why not try
a romantic candle.
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It looks like it says "TNT".
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TNT is Latin for love, boy.
Now get going.
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[EXPLOSION]
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Boy'’s like a pickle
at the state fair.
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Fried.
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Nuts to this.
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I tried it your way.
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I am just gonna be myself
and show her what I'’m
all about.
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Hi, we haven'’t been
properly introduced.
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I am Daffy Duck.
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Boy, you'’re really flooding.
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Hey, I am nervous too.
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[SHIVERS]
You'’re freezing.
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Let me grab something
to warm you up.
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There. This is nice.
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Oh, no!
Now you'’re crying.
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Why does every women
I meet end up crying?
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Don'’t cry.
Maybe you need
some fresh air.
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Should we get
out of here?
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[FOGHORN IMITATING SWAN]
Yes, take me away.
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Great. Let'’s fly
away together.
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Oops! Sorry
about that.
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I'’ve got butter wings.
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You'’ve got little
schmutz on you.
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Don'’t worry. Nothing
a little warm dip
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in a bird bath
can'’t fix.
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I'’ve heard of dim sum,
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but that boy
is dim a lot.
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[IMITATING SWAN]
Kiss me. I say
kiss me, Mr. Duck.
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Really? You wanna
kiss now.
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[IMITATING SWAN]
Why, I feel so faint.
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Please kiss me, duck.
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One kiss coming up.
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[GROANS]
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[GASPS] Oh my God!
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[CRYING]
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[FOGHORN LAUGHING]
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How naive can one
silly duck be.
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Oh, yeah, you
sure got
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that nutty
duck, all right.
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It'’s like taking
candy from--
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Oh, no. What happened
out here?
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My party is ruined.
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Not so fast, pal.
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I have got the solution
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to all of your problems.
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Thank you all,
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for coming to the unveiling
of my latest
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and greatest invention.
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I give you, the Wile E.
Animatronic Robotic
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Trends Creator 5000.
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This is ingenious device
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creates a fully functional,
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fully real life robot,
in mere minutes.
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While we wait, how
about a hand for our
party planner.
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Daffy Duck!
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
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If I were you, folks,
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I'’d stay away
from the spaghetti
and meatball.
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I say... I say these ducks
are flimflam mad...
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A bamboozler.
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Looks like
the ice sculpture needs
little re-freeze.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, baby!
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Are you a sight
for sore eyes.
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Don'’t knock it
if you ain'’t tried it.
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[WITH AN ITALLIAN ACCENT]
Being a Roman guard,
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is like the easiest job.
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Yeah, no one would
attack a Roman empire,
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'’cause its so strong.
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[SCREAMS]
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I am Genghis Cal.
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This is now my zone.
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My Genghis Cal zone.
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And I have conquered
everything in my zone.
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I have conquered this mule.
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This chariot!
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I have conquered
this slice of pizza.
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Yuck! Anchovies.
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Hey, Doc, what
is the big idea.
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That piece of pizza
wasn'’t for you.
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If it is in my zone,
it is mine.
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So I will eat all
the slices of pizza.
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"All the slices"?
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Say good bye
to that girlish figure.
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I have almost conquered
the entire known universe.
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One more continent and I
get to drink from this,
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World'’s Best Conqueror mug.
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BUGS: Oh, yeah,
that'’s a nice mug.
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And I claim these
pizza oven as my own.
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And I will make pizzas
with pineapple and ham on it.
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"Pineapple and ham"?
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No, I won'’t let you do it!
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And you cannot
be in my zone.
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My Cal zone.
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Of course you know,
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this means war.
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What is that, grapes?
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You want to be captured
by Genghis Cal?
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No problem.
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What is that you say,
loaf of bread?
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You want
to be conquered too?
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Hey, Cal.
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Sure you can conquer
those carbs,
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but can you conquer
these break dance moves?
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What is this
break dancing?
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Ah, you know
the moonwalk,
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the flare, of course
the classic head spin.
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Cal can easily conquer
those moves.
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Hold up. Now first
you need tights
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leg warmers and
an off the shoulder
sweatshirt.
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I feel so free.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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I just gotta dance.
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[LAUGHS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Boy, I am a real stinker.
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And so is Cal.
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That is it, rabbit.
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You are going to feel
the wrath of Cal.
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Okay, Doc, but I know
something you haven'’t
conquered yet.
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You haven'’t
conquered
trigonometry.
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Of course, I have.
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What is trigonometry?
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It'’s math.
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Here, take a seat.
You'’re gonna need
a protractor for this.
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"A protractor"?
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I do not need no
stinking protractor.
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My brain is like
my shirt size.
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Extra extra large.
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Suit yourself.
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In this figure,
AB and BC
are perpendicular
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to CB. Now that
makes this 31 degree.
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If I draw
a right triangle here
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congruent
with the hypotenuse of B,
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which is greater than
or equal to square root
of 6.25.
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It makes a second
isosceles triangle...
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[GRUNTING]
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...circumference
of this cycle.
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So, my question
to you is,
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what is the value of A?
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[GROANS]
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Are you sure you don'’t
need a protractor?
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This is ridiculous!
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I can do trigonometry
as well as anyone.
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Oh, yeah, bet you
can'’t use it
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to figure out how to shoot
yourself over that wall.
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Of course I can.
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I weigh 250 pounds.
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And I need to shoot
myself over a wall
that is 30 feet high.
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That means I have
to set this catapult,
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to an angle
of 45 degrees,
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and cut the rope.
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Jeez, I don'’t know.
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I will prove
it to you, rabbit.
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[SCREAMS] I was right!
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[CRASHES]
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Yep, he showed me.
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I have had
enough, rabbit.
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Okay, boss,
tell you what.
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You conquer my to-do list,
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then you'’ve
conquered everything.
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Deal. I will have your
to-do list,
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screaming
for its mommy.
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For starters,
scrub the dishes.
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Now sort the dirty laundry.
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Ew! So dirty!
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Change the oil.
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Nurse the baby, floss my
teeth, give Fluffy her
heart worm medicine.
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[SCREAMS]
I am allergic.[MEOWS]
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[GASPS]
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Are we done yet?
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Just take out the trash
and we'’re good.
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It'’s enough?
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All the trash.
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And don'’t forget to sort
the recyclables.
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I could do this all day.
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Now, for my next chore,
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I am going to split
you in two.
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Yikes!
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[SCREAMS]
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[GASPS]
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Oh, Cal! Yoo-hoo!
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00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,657
Get out of my zone!
258
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:16,659
[SCREAMS]
259
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,838
[GRUNTS] Oh, no!
260
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,231
My zone walls!
261
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,327
Oh, no!
262
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,198
I am not going
to do that again.
263
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,461
I am going to build
another wall, to keep
you out!
264
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,335
There, that should
keep you--
265
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,423
How are you, doc?
266
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,511
What!
267
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,166
[TRIUMPHANT LAUGH]
268
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,129
I have kept you
out of my zone.
269
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,088
You will never get in.
270
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,264
BUGS: You'’re right,
and you'’ll never get out.
271
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:57,352
[GASPS]
272
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,790
At least I am
in my zone.
273
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,012
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