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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[FOGHORN HUMMING]

[GASPS]

Yo, I say the only tough part about being a party planner,

is having a sharp beak.

There you are. Everything has to be perfect

for tonight'’s presentation.

Full spread of food, check.

Ice sculpture, check, check.

My esteemed guests are going to be in awe

when I reveal my brand new invention.

Well, looks like I say,

looks like you have everything covered

with your snooze fist.

So I am going to head out.

The guests will arrive in about an hour.

Until then, I need you to keep the sculptures

cold with this freeze-ray.

This was not in my contract.

The doctor said I should not fly after getting my eyes dilated.

But what do doctors know!

[WHOOPING]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[WHISTLING]

Hey, darlin'’.

Why don'’t you and I find a nice pond

and gobble up some pieces of old stale bread together.

Ooh, the silent type, huh.

Oh, say boy,

you trying to start a conversation with that thing?

Trying to. But she doesn'’t want any part of it.

Oh yeah, it looks like she'’s giving you the cold shoulder.

Get it, cold shoulder.

[BOTH LAUGH]

No.

Come over here, son.

You know that swan is made of ice, right?

Yeah, she gives me the shivers.

Stop that, boy.

Can'’t you see that she is not real?

You said it. She is out of this world.

The boy is more mixed up than a can of nuts in a blender.

Boy, I say, boy,

how many fingers am I holding up?

Three.

How many now?

A tornado.

They say love is blind, but this is ridiculous.

May as well have little fun in the mean time.

You know what, my boy.

She is out of this world.

Let me give you a few pointers, so you can woo the lady.

You'’d really do that for me?

Why, sure, son.

First all, you ought to have a romantic dinner together.

Here. Now take this plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

Jeez, thanks. Looks delicious.

Hey, there, I was wondering if you'’d like

to share a meal with me.

You eat the food first.

Show her how delicious it is.

Lively.

[COUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Thanks a lot, Bub.

That was a disaster.

Maybe its your smell.

Don'’t forget to wear cologne.

Not too much now though.

Whoa!

[LAUGHS]

No luck.

Here, why not try a romantic candle.

It looks like it says "TNT".

TNT is Latin for love, boy. Now get going.

[EXPLOSION]

Boy'’s like a pickle at the state fair.

Fried.

Nuts to this.

I tried it your way.

I am just gonna be myself and show her what I'’m all about.

Hi, we haven'’t been properly introduced.

I am Daffy Duck.

Boy, you'’re really flooding.

Hey, I am nervous too.

[SHIVERS] You'’re freezing.

Let me grab something to warm you up.

There. This is nice.

Oh, no! Now you'’re crying.

Why does every women I meet end up crying?

Don'’t cry. Maybe you need some fresh air.

Should we get out of here?

[FOGHORN IMITATING SWAN] Yes, take me away.

Great. Let'’s fly away together.

Oops! Sorry about that.

I'’ve got butter wings.

You'’ve got little schmutz on you.

Don'’t worry. Nothing a little warm dip

in a bird bath can'’t fix.

I'’ve heard of dim sum,

but that boy is dim a lot.

[IMITATING SWAN] Kiss me. I say kiss me, Mr. Duck.

Really? You wanna kiss now.

[IMITATING SWAN] Why, I feel so faint.

Please kiss me, duck.

One kiss coming up.

[GROANS]

[GASPS] Oh my God!

[CRYING]

[FOGHORN LAUGHING]

How naive can one silly duck be.

Oh, yeah, you sure got

that nutty duck, all right.

It'’s like taking candy from--

Oh, no. What happened out here?

My party is ruined.

Not so fast, pal.

I have got the solution

to all of your problems.

Thank you all,

for coming to the unveiling of my latest

and greatest invention.

I give you, the Wile E. Animatronic Robotic

Trends Creator 5000.

This is ingenious device

creates a fully functional,

fully real life robot, in mere minutes.

While we wait, how about a hand for our party planner.

Daffy Duck!

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

If I were you, folks,

I'’d stay away from the spaghetti and meatball.

I say... I say these ducks are flimflam mad...

A bamboozler.

Looks like the ice sculpture needs little re-freeze.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, baby!

Are you a sight for sore eyes.

Don'’t knock it if you ain'’t tried it.

[WITH AN ITALLIAN ACCENT] Being a Roman guard,

is like the easiest job.

Yeah, no one would attack a Roman empire,

'’cause its so strong.

[SCREAMS]

I am Genghis Cal.

This is now my zone.

My Genghis Cal zone.

And I have conquered everything in my zone.

I have conquered this mule.

This chariot!

I have conquered this slice of pizza.

Yuck! Anchovies.

Hey, Doc, what is the big idea.

That piece of pizza wasn'’t for you.

If it is in my zone, it is mine.

So I will eat all the slices of pizza.

"All the slices"?

Say good bye to that girlish figure.

I have almost conquered the entire known universe.

One more continent and I get to drink from this,

World'’s Best Conqueror mug.

BUGS: Oh, yeah, that'’s a nice mug.

And I claim these pizza oven as my own.

And I will make pizzas with pineapple and ham on it.

"Pineapple and ham"?

No, I won'’t let you do it!

And you cannot be in my zone.

My Cal zone.

Of course you know,

this means war.

What is that, grapes?

You want to be captured by Genghis Cal?

No problem.

What is that you say, loaf of bread?

You want to be conquered too?

Hey, Cal.

Sure you can conquer those carbs,

but can you conquer these break dance moves?

What is this break dancing?

Ah, you know the moonwalk,

the flare, of course the classic head spin.

Cal can easily conquer those moves.

Hold up. Now first you need tights

leg warmers and an off the shoulder sweatshirt.

I feel so free.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

I just gotta dance.

[LAUGHS]

[SCREAMS]

Boy, I am a real stinker.

And so is Cal.

That is it, rabbit.

You are going to feel the wrath of Cal.

Okay, Doc, but I know something you haven'’t conquered yet.

You haven'’t conquered trigonometry.

Of course, I have.

What is trigonometry?

It'’s math.

Here, take a seat. You'’re gonna need a protractor for this.

"A protractor"?

I do not need no stinking protractor.

My brain is like my shirt size.

Extra extra large.

Suit yourself.

In this figure, AB and BC are perpendicular

to CB. Now that makes this 31 degree.

If I draw a right triangle here

congruent with the hypotenuse of B,

which is greater than or equal to square root of 6.25.

It makes a second isosceles triangle...

[GRUNTING]

...circumference of this cycle.

So, my question to you is,

what is the value of A?

[GROANS]

Are you sure you don'’t need a protractor?

This is ridiculous!

I can do trigonometry as well as anyone.

Oh, yeah, bet you can'’t use it

to figure out how to shoot yourself over that wall.

Of course I can.

I weigh 250 pounds.

And I need to shoot myself over a wall that is 30 feet high.

That means I have to set this catapult,

to an angle of 45 degrees,

and cut the rope.

Jeez, I don'’t know.

I will prove it to you, rabbit.

[SCREAMS] I was right!

[CRASHES]

Yep, he showed me.

I have had enough, rabbit.

Okay, boss, tell you what.

You conquer my to-do list,

then you'’ve conquered everything.

Deal. I will have your to-do list,

screaming for its mommy.

For starters, scrub the dishes.

Now sort the dirty laundry.

Ew! So dirty!

Change the oil.

Nurse the baby, floss my teeth, give Fluffy her heart worm medicine.

[SCREAMS] I am allergic.[MEOWS]

[GASPS]

Are we done yet?

Just take out the trash and we'’re good.

It'’s enough?

All the trash.

And don'’t forget to sort the recyclables.

I could do this all day.

Now, for my next chore,

I am going to split you in two.

Yikes!

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

Oh, Cal! Yoo-hoo!

Get out of my zone!

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS] Oh, no!

My zone walls!

Oh, no!

I am not going to do that again.

I am going to build another wall, to keep you out!

There, that should keep you--

How are you, doc?

What!

[TRIUMPHANT LAUGH]

I have kept you out of my zone.

You will never get in.

BUGS: You'’re right, and you'’ll never get out.

[GASPS]

At least I am in my zone.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]