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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[MOOING]

I love relaxing on my vast Argentinean estate.

This place has got it all.

A big house, a large swathe of land,

and cattle as far as the eye can see.

What the...

[LAUGHING] Hope you don't mind.

I'll be taking this here cow. Come on, boys.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

-Porky! -[STUTTERING] Yes, Don Federico?

Some rascally rustlers made off with my cows.

I need someone to get them back for me.

Don't worry, Don Federico, I'll catch 'em.

You? [LAUGHS]

Oh, Porky.

I need someone with more skills

than a simple farm boy like you.

I need a gaucho.

[GUITAR PLAYING]

A what?

-A gaucho. -[GUITAR PLAYING]

I don't know what that is.

-A gaucho is... -[GUITAR PLAYING]

Do you mind playing that somewhere else?

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Oh, that's my brother-in-law, Dickie.

There's a long story.

Anyways, the gaucho is the bravest, strongest,

most daring cowboy on the Argentinean plain.

He can tame the wildest mustang,

wrestle the mightiest bear,

and outrace the fastest bobcat.

At least, that's what it says in his brochure.

I tried calling their number, but they put me on hold for an hour,

so I hung up.

Nobody puts Don Federico on hold! Nobody!

That's why I need you to track one down for me.

Never fear, Don Federico. I'll find your gaucho.

[PLAYS GUITAR]

Will you get out of here, Dickie?

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Where am I going to find a gaucho?

I mean, it's not likely they just pop up in the middle of the forest

and start singing.

[PLAYS GUITAR AND VOCALIZES]

♪ I'm Daffy the Gaucho and a cowboy who's quite macho

♪ And, of course I am no sloucho

♪ I never eat cheese without nachos ♪

Excuse me, do you know where I could find a gaucho?

Perhaps you didn't hear my song.

Oh, yeah, I heard it.

But I really need to find a gaucho.

I am a gaucho. I'll prove it.

Hmm. Ah!

See that wild, ferocious mustang over there?

I shall tame it before you can say, "Don't cry for me, Argentina."

[STUTTERS] Don't cry for me... Well, he's right.

Ha! [WHIMPERS]

[GROANS]

You just can't jump on a mustang's back like that.

You have to stroke it, feed it, show it that it can trust you.

-[WHINNIES] -[GRUNTS]

-See? -Trying to outgaucho the gaucho, huh?

Well, a real gaucho uses a bullwhip. Like this.

Dagnabbit! That's all right.

I don't need a bull whip, I have a belt.

Double dagnabbit.

DAFFY: I don't need the belt.

I'll just use my pants! Poncho! Hat!

You know, if you were a real gaucho,

you might have done something like this.

If you were a real gaucho, that is.

I am a real gaucho.

See that bee on that flower over there.

[BUZZING]

Hiyah!

[GRUNTS]

[BUZZING]

[GRUNTING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

I may not have mastered the whip,

but I have mastered the rope.

Watch and learn.

This one's called, Stomp the Cat.

This one's called, Run from the Sheriff.

And this one's called, Catch the Train.

[SCREAMS]

DAFFY: Whoa!

[SHOUTING] Get me...

Off of...

Here!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

[CRASHES]

[GROANS] My next trick is called Find the Doctor.

[GROANS]

Listen, amigo. That train was a one-time fluke.

I'm your gaucho.

Since you seem to be the only gaucho in the area,

I'm just gonna have to give you the job.

Ha! I knew you'd finally recognize my brilliance.

So, what will my task be?

You gotta get my master's cattle back from that gang of rustlers.

Huh?

Did I say I'm a gaucho?

I meant, I make a mean bowl of gazpacho.

Soup's supposed to be hot.

[GRUNTS]

-For someone so tiny, you have really big feet. -[GRUNTING]

Well, I guess it's all up to me.

-I got a billy club. -I've got a branding iron.

I got a can of beans.

What? Couldn't find my gun.

-[WHIP CRACKS] -Argh!

My iron!

My beans!

[BOTH GASPS]

-Oh... -[CHUCKLES]

-Not so fast, piggy! -[NEIGHS]

Whoa!

What kind of sorcery is... What?

[SHOUTS]

I can't believe I've been hogtied by an actual hog.

The other rustlers will never let me hear the end of it.

[MOOING]

Porky! I can't believe it.

You saved my cattle from the rustlers.

-Gee, I guess I did. -I helped too.

I distracted them by letting myself get beat up by the little guy.

Get lost! You didn't help a bit.

But you, you're a real gaucho, Porky.

Well, gauchos come in all shapes and sizes.

Even extra-large.

[PLAYS GUITAR]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Welcome to Trey's Dolphin Show, everyone.

I'm Trey and this is Bongo, Pongo and Darren.

Now, folks, after the dolphin show,

we're going to meet our latest addition to Trey's Aquarium,

Slugsworthy, the elephant seal.

[SNORTING]

After? No way! Me first. I wanna go first.

[SPLASHES]

Slugsworthy?

Watch as Slugsworthy rides a jet ski through a hoop of fire.

[TRUMPETS]

-BUGS: Slugsworthy! -[GASPS]

BUGS: What are you doing here?

Oh, hey, Bugs!

You don't live in the aquarium. You live out in the ocean.

Yeah, I was standing in line for some deep-fried cookie dough,

when these guys threw a net over my head and tossed me in a van.

Next thing you know, I'm doing 10 shows a day.

Is there a problem here?

You can't hold Slugsworthy hostage

and make him perform in your cheesy dolphin show.

This cheesy dolphin show is approved by PETFSSS.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish, Seaweed, Sea Creatures and Stuff.

And it's got a five-star rating

on several aquarium specific websites.

I don't care how many stars it has.

We want him released back into the wild immediately.

Oh, I get it!

You're protesting animals in captivity, right?

I'm totally cool with that.

-We have a protest zone. Let me show you where it is. -[SQUEAKS CHIRPS]

This is the protest zone?

-Sure is. -How long you been in here?

Since 1849.

-Come on, Squeaks. -[CHATTERS]

We're going to free Slugsworthy.

[SNORING]

Okay, Squeaks, let's try it again.

BUGS: Try to hit above his head this time.

[WHISPERING] Hey, Slugsworthy. Wake up.

We're going to get you out of here.

-Oh, pizza! -Shh! Don't talk.

Squeaks, you ready?

[CHATTERS]

-But, but... -Quiet.

Squeaks! Fire!

Oof!

-BUGS: Gotta aim higher. -Oof!

-BUGS: Should we try lower? -Oof!

-BUGS: Nope, higher. -[GRUNTS]

-We did it! -[SHOUTS]

When we work together, we can move mountains.

[GRUNTS]

But apparently, not elephant seals.

BUGS: Don't worry, Slugs.

Now, with the help of these balloons,

-we'll float right over the wall. -[SLUGSWORTHY GROANS]

Up, up and away!

What the...

[PANTING] Pizza!

[GOBBLING]

Ooh, nachos!

[PANTING]

[GOBBLING]

Ah, chili cheese churros!

[GOBBLING]

Knock it off! All that eating is weighing us down.

Don't tell me how to live my life!

I'm not telling you how to live your life.

I'm telling you how to save your life.

[GOBBLING]

Kevin! You remembered my birthday.

The real party is at the bottom of the tank, Rob.

Oh, you shouldn't have. After you, Kevin.

No way, Rob. It's your birthday.

Yeah, but you got me the balloons and the food.

Oh, wait a minute! Where did they go?

Oh, great. Looks like our good manners have ruined another party.

Listen, Bugs, I don't want to leave. I like it here.

Oh, my gosh. You've been brainwashed.

Squeaks, hook him up to the jet pack.

But I... [GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

Oh, come on! You've gotta steer the thing.

Squeaks, show him how it's done.

[ENGINE WHIRS]

[SCREAMS]

-Huh. -Hey! What's going on here?

These guys are trying to steal me from the aquarium.

Ah, come on, Slugsworthy. You're a prisoner here.

Don't you wanna be free?

I'm up to my neck in free.

Free food, a free place to stay.

I even got a free T-shirt.

That's right Mr. Bunny. All of our animals are treated like kings.

It's the only way to make sure our organic seafood stays fresh.

That's right. It's the only way to make sure the organic seafood...

Did you say seafood?

Yeah. The aquarium's just to store the fish until I can put them in these cans.

These eco-friendly samples don't pay for themselves.

[SCREAMS]

Everyone! We gotta get out of here!

He's gonna turn us all into seafood!

[CLICKING]

[GASPING AND CLICKING]

Not so fast!

[WHIMPERING]

Slugsworthy!

You have to jump the wall!

It's too high!

I know you can do it, Slugsworthy.

You just gotta believe!

Now go!

[GRUNTS]

I guess I had one too many chili cheese churros.

You've ruined my aquarium.

Looks like I'm in the organic surf n' turf business now.

[SCREAMS]

Sweet giga-ba-loba!

Let's go out the front door.

Sorry, Bugs.

I guess all that free food stuff clouded my judgment.

It's all right to get a free lunch every once in a while.

As long as you don't end up on the menu.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]