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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Little black pepper, a little green pepper,

-a little red hot chili peppers... -[SIPS]

Ooh-wee, Mama Fudd's family gumbo.

This is gonna be delicious.

I just need to add a protein.

-[EXCLAIMING] -My catfish!

My shrimp... My crawfish!

All my protein ran away.

-DAFFY: A hush falls over the crowd. -Who there?

As Olympic high diver, Daffy Duck,

attempts the most dangerous dive of all time.

First, a quadruple bottom butt bump, into the tummy tuck.

A duck! That's just the protein I need. [LAUGHS]

Followed by a half twist on the... [GROANS] Rocks!

Some wise guy interrupted my swan dive.

ELMER: Here, ducky, ducky.

That's no wise guy.

That's okay. I'm no swan.

Hey! What's the big idea hitting me with a rock, bub?

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Duck.

I just need you to be the final ingredient in my gumbo.

[LAUGHS]

Why didn't you say so, chum?

I would love to be the final ingredient in... [STAMMERS] What now?

I want you to be in my gumbo, Mr. Duck.

And now, championship golfer, Daffy Duck,

must hit a hole in one to win the Bellview Open.

He addresses the ball.

525 South Main Street Apartment Number 1

[EXCLAIMS]

[DINGING, SPLASHING]

He's done the impossible. A hole in one!

[WHOOPING] More like a creole in one. [WHOOPS]

[SPITS] Come back here, you crazy duck.

Oh, I can't have my gumbo without a duck.

Now, where did he go? He couldn't have gone far.

-[DINGS] -[BRAKES SCREECH]

Listen, pal, I'm on vacation and you're not helping.

Well, I'm trying to get a duck for my gumbo and you're not helping.

-[GRUNTS] -Hate to break it to you, Jack.

But, I don't wanna be in your gumbo. [GRUNTS]

Oh, please, Mr. Duck, go into my gumbo.

-[GRUNTS] -Nope. I can't.

Pretty please?

Listen, you're just gonna have to deal with a flat, flavorless gumbo.

I'll make you flat and flavorless. [GRUNTS]

[GROWLING]

Ah! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Sorry, Mr. Alligator.

I didn't mean to hit you. I was aiming for the... [YELLS]

Duck.

Come on, mon frereDucky,

come out, come out wherever you are.

What're you looking for, chum?

I'm gonna catch that silly duck!

He's the key ingredient of my duck gumbo.

Ducks can be pretty tricky to catch.

Oh, don't you worry none. I'll find that duck all right.

I know these bayous like the back of my hand.

I bet you don't know as well as the back of my hand.

-Uh... -[HONKS]

[WHOOPS] Now, let's see what this baby can do.

[WHOOPING]

-[BIRDS CAWING] -[SCREAMING]

Get out of here you screwy duck!

Hasn't anyone ever told you not to mess with someone when they're driving?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa! -[DAFFY WHOOPS]

[LAUGHS AND GRUNTS]

[EXCLAIMS ANGRILY] Now this Cajun is raging.

Gotta throw it into overdrive.

[HISSING]

Giddy up, bossy.

[NEIGHING]

Whoa!

-[ELMER MUMBLES] -Welcome back to the Gator Rodeo.

Can Elmer ride the galloping gator, for longer than 8.2 seconds?

-Let' find out. -[SCREAMS]

In a stunning reversal, the gator is riding the cowboy.

I have seen it all.

[MUMBLES AND SCREAMS]

Leaping leeches and crawfish!

Where are you ducky, ducky?

Fais dodo,ducky, ducky.

Time for you to go to sleep.

Permanently. [LAUGHS]

-DAFFY: I'm up! I'm up! -Huh?

I said, I'm up!

Oh, I'll just have to go faster.

[DAFFY WHOOPING]

Yeah!

Uh-oh!

See you later, alligators.

Get off my boat you crazy duck.

-Eyes forward, if I were you. -[SCREAMS]

[SPUTTERING]

You know, you're terrible at this.

[GROANS] Come here, you!

[WHOOPS]

Take that, and that, and that, and that,

and that, and that...

Uh... Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Alligator.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] This is all a big misunderstanding.

-[ROARING] -[ELMER SCREAMING]

I hate to eat alone,

but in this case, bon appetit.

-[GROWLS] -Oh, after you.

Hey, you didn't save me any.

[SNARLING]

That's fine by me. As long as it's fine bayou.

Oh, boy.

You are here today to witness a historic event.

Rhoda Roundhouse will be the first person to climb

Mt. Killingmesoftly.

REPORTER 1: Rhoda, why are you doing this?

Because this mountain is undefeated.

I'm climbing up to take it down.

REPORTER 2: But you've never climbed a mountain before.

I never smashed a podium before, either. [GRUNTS]

[EXCLAIMS] Or snap the microphone in half.

[GRUNTING]

Or bench pressed a snowmobile with an out-of-shape cameraman sitting on top either.

[GRUNTS] Rhoda's got a rage.

BUGS: All right, Pacifico,

time to conquer Mt. Killingmesoftly.

Hey rabbit, what are you doing?

I'm climbing the mountain.

I'm super prepared, too.

My mule Pacifico here has all my supplies.

Ropes, harness, spiky boots,

ice picks, tents, plus my Christmas sweater collection,

hair gel, two bottles of shampoo,

I'm getting a lot of dandruff lately,

and a waffle iron.

-A waffle iron? -I can't climb on an empty stomach.

I think it's wonderful that you are climbing this mountain.

In fact, let me help you with all your supplies.

-[PACIFICO SCREAMING] -Pacifico!

Oops! Did I do that?

What's the big idea knocking all my supplies off the mountain?

Sorry, my leg cramped.

Now I'm stuck here.

You can still climb the mountain as my Sherpa.

Oh, I love sherbet.

Orange sherbet, lemon sherbet, rainbow sherbet...

That's basically all of them put together.

I ain't talking about ice-cream.

I'm talking about you being my mountain guide.

Well, I don't have much choice since you kicked all my supplies off the mountain.

Okay, I'll be your Sherpa.

But, if we're gonna do this, we're going all the way to the top.

'Cause I don't start something unless I finish it.

The only thing you're gonna finish is my victory speech.

After using you to reach the peak.

[EXCLAIMS]

Now that you and I are climbing as a team,

we have to be attached by this rope.

Now, this is gonna be a difficult task.

So, the key is to take it slow-- [SCREAMS]

-BUGS: Rhoda, slow down. -Can't stop, won't stop.

-RHODA: I'm almost at the top. -[GRUNTS]

Wait, Rhoda! There's falling rocks.

Huh? I don't see any falling rocks. [GRUNTS]

Is that one? [GRUNTS]

Oh, now I see them. [GRUNTS]

That sign wasn't lying.

Yikes!

[STRAINING]

Don't worry Rhoda, I got you, I'll pull you up.

Yeah, yeah, just hurry up, already.

[GRUNTING] Stop pulling the rope.

Don't stop pulling the rope? Okay.

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

Please don't! [GRUNTS] Stop!

Oh, I won't stop, don't worry.

-[GRUNTS] -Oh, there you are, safe and sound.

For a guy with big ears, you don't hear too good.

Hey Rhoda, wait, goats.

-RHODA: What? -Too many goats on the mountain.

I ain't afraid of no goats.

You don't understand, mountain goats are very territorial.

-Uh... -[BLEETING]

[BLEETING]

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[SCREAMING]

-[GRUNTS] -I tried to tell you, Rhoda.

Those mountain goats are [BLEATS] bad news.

Shut your mouth.

Don't worry, Rhoda.

I know a safe way to get past this crevasse

and on to the top of the mountain.

But you have to listen to me, your Sherpa.

No way. I'm gonna be the first one to jump across that crevasse, not you.

This is a Rhoda show, I'm the star.

You just here to get my coffee.

Ooh! It's Rhoda time, baby.

I guess I'll catch you later.

[GASPING] Rhoda's gotta rest.

Oh, hey Rhoda, you made it. Would you like your coffee now?

[WIND WOOSHING]

I can see the top, we're almost there.

The top? I gotta get there first.

Rhoda, wait!

You have to make sure the ice doesn't-- [SCREAMING]

Help me, Rhoda. Help, help me, Rhoda.

This rope isn't strong enough to hold the both of us.

-You're gonna have to... -Cut you loose?

-[SNIPS] -I was gonna say pull me up.

Sorry, but there's only room for one of us on this mountain, Mr. Bunny.

[SCREAMING]

Fooled you, didn't I?

[STRAINING] Gotta make it, can't give up.

[MUMBLING]

The only way we're gonna get to the top of this peak, is if we work together.

Nobody's climbing this mountain but me!

Look, Rhoda, either we work together,

or we stay here and become icicles.

-What's it gonna be? -Icicles.

Fine, we'll work together. Rhoda rage!

[EXCLAIMS]

We did it, Mr. Bunny, we made it to the top.

You could be my Sherpa anytime.

No way, you could be mine.

PACIFICO: You can both be my Sherpa.

Pacifico?

REPORTER: Pacifico, how does it feel

to be the first one up Mt. Killingmesoftly?

Feels pretty good. Actually, it was remarkably easy.

What?

-I guess we made a mountain out of a mule hill. -Hmm.