Original subtitles

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Greetings. This is Elmer Blofudd,

Evil super villain. [LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

I am speaking to you from my evil base on the Moon.

As you can see, I have a giant freeze ray.

Wait a minute, that's not my giant freeze ray.

GUARD: Oh, sorry. We though you said giant freeway.

Where is it again?

Oh! It's in the basement! Where it always is.

And it looks like a really big gun, right?

-[SIZZLES] -No, it looks like a can of chicken soup.

Of course it's a really big gun! Now go get it!

Now that's what I'm talking about.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Now, unless a gazillion dollars

is transferred into my bank account,

I will use this ray to freeze the world!

Enjoy this little demonstration.

PROTESTORS: Save the ice caps!

The environment is saved!

PROTESTORS: Hurrah!

It's not supposed to do good!

Anyway, you get the idea.

You have 24 hours to get me the money or the world is doomed.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

This footage was sent to Secret Agent Headquarters an hour ago.

That's why we shot you into space and you're sitting on the moon right now.

I need you to find Blofudd, destroy his giant freeze ray, and save the world.

In that order!

Ugh! I hate Mondays.

CLAUDETTE: This is Agent Claudette commencing Operation Moon Dancer.

Agent Double Le Pew reporting for duty.

I have landed on the moon.

Hello! What is this?

Claudette. Fancy meeting you here.

-Double Le Pew. -I love it when you say my name.

Say it again.

Say, let me say it to you in French.

-[CLAUDETTE GRUNTS] -[LE PEW SCREAMS]

Au revoir,Pepe Le Pew.

[SHOUTING, GROANS]

She has really thrown me for a loop.

Ah, the super villain's secret base.

Blofudd is within my grasp.

And so is this picnic, my sparkling apple cider.

I do not have time for a picnic!

-I have to find a way to get past the guards. -Oh?

So the guards are the problem.

Nice haircut, Gary. It makes you look 10 years younger.

Was that a UFO?

Now, back to our sparkling cider.

This is what you get when you think with your stomach!

Then from now on I shall only think with my heart.

Ugh! Now to clean up your mess.

No matter what I do I get burned.

This isn't a UFO, this is a serving tray.

Hey! Those two are sneaking into the secret base.

-Let's get them. -So, no frisbee golf?

Come on, Gary!

[GASPS]

GUARD: Freeze! Don't move.

Gary!

Hmm.

-[GASPS] -[SHOOTING]

That is the problem with attacking a spy,

you never know when they are going to strike!

Do not worry. I can pick up the spare.

I am also saving the day.

Obviously, my skills have left you speechless.

[MUFFLED] No. I have been shot by a freeze ray.

Do not worry. Agent Le Pew is on the way to rescue you.

ELMER: Well, well, well, Agent Claudette.

Mmm.

Why are you doing this, Blofudd?

You see, my parents never let me eat dessert.

So I am going to freeze everyone on Earth and steal theirs.

Then all the desserts be will mine!

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

What kind of imbecile is that obsessed with dessert?

[EXCLAIMS] I am here to...

Ooh! Dessert!

Is that creme brulee?

You fool! Stop eating and get me out of here.

Monsieur Robot, my creme brulee crust could use a little more torching.

-[BEEPING] -Merci.

Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just me?

He's melting the ice!

[EXCLAIMS] Merci.

And now I will destroy the freeze ray.

And I will make sure Blofudd gets his just desserts.

Hiya!

[SHOUTS]

I've got sprinkles in my eyes!

Kiss your freeze ray goodbye, banana mouth.

You may have won this time, Agent Claudette,

but I'll be back. [LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

GUARD: Guys, I see the base We're almost back.

[GUARDS SHOUTING]

The freeze ray is deactivated.

The world is safe.

Nice work, Claudette.

Double Le Pew, what are you doing there?

Remember, whenever you smell trouble,

Double Le Pew will be there.

Right. Well, unfortunately, it's going to take us a few months

to get you back to Earth.

A few months?

Best of luck. Signing off.

It appears that we have the time to be more acquainted.

Not a chance.

Whoa!

It is not unusual for someone to need some space,

but this is ridiculous.

Ah! There is no bath like a bird bath.

Eureka! I have done it again!

My Giganto-ray, patent pending, is complete!

Another brilliant invention from the mind of Wile E. Coyote.

♪ Singing in the bird bath

♪ Eating lots of seeds

There's a victim!

I mean, test subject for my latest creation.

My Giganto-ray will change this little chickity

into a super-sized clucker.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Oh, come on, get big.

Ex-squeeze me?

Maybe I didn't use enough uranium 238.

Oh, perhaps I went overboard with the lithium hydroxide.

[GAGGING]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

[SQUEAKS]

Regardless, another failure.

Just once I'd like to invent something that actually works.

[CRASHING]

Hey! Can't you see I'm in the can?

Ah! This garbage diet is for the birds.

Speaking of birds,

dinner is served.

Ooh! I thought I saw a puddycat.

You did, you did see a puddycat. [CHUCKLES]

Let the feast-ivities begin!

[WHISTLES]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[PANTS] Phew!

You didn't happen to see a big yellow monster around here, did ya?

No, can't say I have.

But if I see him I'll let you know.

Gee, thanks. What a nice bird.

Wait a minute! That's my lunch!

-Get back here! -Oh, no!

Ha! Got your tree now!

There you are. Come on!

I spy with my little eye...

[GASPS]

-[BASHING] -[SYLVESTER GROANS AND GRUNTS]

Hey! Get back here!

[GROANS, GASPS]

[SYLVESTER GRUNTING]

[TWEETY SCREECHES]

[SCREECHES]

-[SCREECHING] -[SCREAMS]

[SCREECHES]

[SCREECHES]

[PANTING]

Oh, no, no, no! Please don't eat me.

What, eat you?

-I'm a vegetarian. -Huh?

Oh, it's just that little bird I was chasing.

[GASPS] Wait a minute.

Ah-ha! I've got you now.

[LAUGHS] I got a birdie in a basket.

Tonight, the blue plate special is yellow.

Stick around for lunch, little birdie.

You're going to be delicious.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Ha-ha!

[WHIMPERS]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[SCREECHES]

[YELPS]

[SCREAMS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[GASPS]

[SCREECHES]

[EXCLAIMS]

Ooh!

[SCREECHING]

What other choice do I have?

[SHOUTS]

[EXCLAIMING]

-[GAGGING] -[SCREAMING]

I went back to the drawing board

to throw away these blueprints!

[SYLVESTER SCREAMING]

[GASPS] My Giganto-ray. Patent pending.

[GROWLING]

Oh! It works!

My Giganto-ray works!

Here kitty, kitty.

I need you as proof that my invention actually functions.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLS]

-[GROWLING] -[SCREAMS]

Don't let that puddycat fool you.

[WILE E. EXCLAIMING]

[GROWLS]

He's a real monster.

[CHUCKLES]