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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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KING: And so we say goodbye
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to one of our beloved
Knights of the Square Table.
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Best of luck
in your retirement,
Sir Toots-a-lot.
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[TOOTS]
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[FARTS]
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We must now add a new knight
to help protect the kingdom.
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-Leslie?
-Uh, yes, uncle?
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Call me "Your Majesty."
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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My tootsies are tired.
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Ugh. Yes, Your Majesty.
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In order to become a knight,
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one must pull the sword
out from the ceramic turtle.
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I'll remove the sword,
Your Majesty.
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[STRAINING]
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Leslie, I really don't think
you're cut out to be a knight.
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[STRUGGLING]
Should have done more
upper body work at the gym.
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[PANTING]
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Behold, our newest
Knight of the Square Table.
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Who me? I'm Bugs Bunny.
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I'm just a serf guy.
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Plus, all I did
was take this here sword out.
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That's all you have to do.
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KING: Behold, Sir Bugs Bunny,
a knight to the Square Table.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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We shall have a dance
in his honor.
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Ooh, that rabbit
has foiled my plans.
No matter!
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Once I destroy him
and take his place
at the Square Table,
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all the riches
of the kingdom will be mine.
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-Mine! [GRUNTS]
-[CRASHING]
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[FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
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I want you to shoot
Sir Bugs Bunny
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with an arrow as soon
as you get a clear shot.
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I'm going down there
to make sure he dances
into your cross hairs.
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Get it? "Hairs."
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Oh, never mind.
I'll go down there.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Uh, may I cut in?
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Of course.
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[SCREAMS]
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What's the matter, Doc?
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Nothing.
I just really love this song.
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Yowza!
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What's up, Doc?
You pull a hammy?
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Just adding
some flare to my dancing.
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[GASPS]
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[YELPING]
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This guy takes
shaking a tail feather
to a whole new level.
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[PANTING]
Looks like I'm going to have
to go with plan B.
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-Plan B?
-Oh, I almost forgot.
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I bear a message.
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Thy help is needed.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I must attend
to a personal matter.
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[MOANING]
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"Dearest and most valiant,
Sir Bugs. Please help me.
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"I'm being held prisoner
against my will
in a tower of Shoesberry.
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"I've enclosed a picture."
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[HONKING]
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You said it, Sir Toots-a-lot.
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Gotta safe her!
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Two arms! Two legs. Let's go!
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LESLIE: Okay,
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100 gold pieces each
for you to clobber Sir Bugs.
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I mean, the next random person
who enters this room
with these sticks.
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No matter who it is.
Understand?
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When they walk in,
let them have it.
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Yay. [GIGGLES]
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-[HORSE WHINNYING]
-It is I, Sir Bugs Bunny.
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Knight of the Square Table.
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I'm here to rescue you.
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[EXPLODING]
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[GRUNTS]
You look a lot different
than your royal painting.
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[IMITATING WOMAN]
Oh, I guess I forgot
to moisturize today.
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Please, you must save me.
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Of course I will. Come on.
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I assure you, sire,
this door is the way out.
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-This one?
-Yes.
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-Are you sure?
-Absolutely.
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-Eh--
-[NORMAL VOICE] Go!
It's this one!
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[CLEARS THROAT AND GIGGLES]
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Well then, it is the knight's
charge to always defer
to the grace of a lady.
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-[KISSES]
-[TITTERING]
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Please, after you.
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Oh, thank you, my lord.
That is very...
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-[SHOUTING]
-[BEATING]
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My lady, you must have sensed
there was a trap
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and boldly
walked in to save me.
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Yeah, yes. [GRUNTS]
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Now, let's try
the way we came in.
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My noble steed awaits.
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[SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]
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-[GASPING]
-[HORSE WHINNIES]
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[SIGHS] I guess she'll always
be the one that got away.
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That's it!
I challenge you to a duel.
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[STRAINING]
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-[BANGING]
-[SHOUTING]
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Not again!
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I tried everything
to unseat you
from the Square Table
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but I failed.
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Listen, Leslie.
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If you wanna be a knight
so bad,
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why don't you
just take my place?
I'll give it to ya.
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Really? You'll just give me
your seat at the Square Table
and go back to being a serf?
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Sure. As it turns out,
I signed up for the wrong
serf club anyway.
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[CAR HONKING]
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Oh, there's my ride.
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Cowabunga! Let's catch
some waves, surf club.
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Hey, you! What's your name?
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I'm Leslie.
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Your nephew.
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Yes, Lester.
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Where's Sir Bugs,
the newest knight?
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He's gone.
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I'm the new newest knight.
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Oh... Okay.
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[GRUNTS]
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-You've got an assignment.
-[WHIMPERING]
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTS] Ugh!
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[GROWLS ANGRILY]
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Looks like the dragon
is taking the...
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-Night off.
-[TRUMPET BLOWING]
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Oh, Toots-a-lot!
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Somebody crack a window. Yuck.
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[BEEPS]
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HAZMAT 1: How'd we get stuck
stealing this crown
from this art gallery?
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These assignments Blooper
gives us are the worst.
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HAZMAT 2: Tell me about it
Last week, I was on an island
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with a pack
of neurotic savages.
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HAZMAT 1: Weren't you
on a vacation
with your family?
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HAZMAT 2: Yup.
They are real handful.
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[SIGHS]
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-[GROWLING]
-HAZMAT 1:
Do you hear something?
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HAZMAT 2: Nah, that's just
my stomach growling.
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I'm gonna break
into the cafeteria
and grab a sandwich.
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Hacking sure makes me hungry.
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I'm inside the gallery.
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The crown will soon
be returned
to its rightful owners.
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HAZMAT 2: Hey, Gary,
check it out!
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They have roast beef...
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-[GRUNTING]
-[SCREAMING]
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[THUDS]
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HAZMAT 2: At least
my sandwich is okay...
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[GRUNTS]
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This is double agent, Le Pew.
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I will soon
liberate the stolen jewels.
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Right after I eat
this delicious sandwich.
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HAZMAT 1: Hey,
that's not your sandwich.
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-[GRUNTS]
-I didn't see a name on it.
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The crown!
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Wait a minute.
This is too easy.
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-[SPRAYING]
-[LASERS HUMMING]
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A laser-guided alarm system.
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Luckily, I am a former
bronze medal winning
Olympic gymnast.
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-[BONES CRACKING]
-Who hasn't worked out
in a long time.
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[ZAPPING]
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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[KISSES] A lady
always comes prepared.
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-Now to get the crown...
-[LASER ZAPPING]
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What the...
Let go of the crown, skunk.
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But then,
I would have to let go
of two beautiful things.
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The crown and you.
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Ugh. Your charms
don't work on me.
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The only charms I care about
are on the crown.
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-[GRUNTS]
-[ALARM BLARING]
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Ooh, the alarm is going off.
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You're not going
to leave me hanging, are you?
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[GRUNTS]
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Freeze. Drop the crown
and put your hands up.
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Now, turn around.
Very slowly.
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Now put your hands
on your hips.
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Perfect! Do not move a muscle.
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Imagine you are on a beach,
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watching a glorious sunset.
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Now, imagine a handsome
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debonair skunk
is there with you.
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Ah. Finis.
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Did your imagination
look something like this?
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Ugh. I see the sun setting...
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-[GRUNTS]
-On our relationship!
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HAZMAT 1: Hey, there they are!
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HAZMAT 2: Ugh, Gary,
this is why we can't
sneak up on people.
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-[EXCLAIMS]
-[GRUNTS]
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PEPE: Excuse me, madam.
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I think you are
forgetting something.
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And if you want it,
come and get me.
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Come, cherie.
Let us explore
the weird video art
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of the 1980's together.
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It is true,
the camera adds 10 pounds
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of handsomeness.
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-[GRUNTS]
-[SMASHING]
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You know, there are easier
ways to change the channel.
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-[EXCLAIMS]
-[SMASHES]
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Oh, my little couch potato,
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relax and enjoy the views.
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I don't mix business
with pleasure.
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-Usually, you watch TV.
-[SMASHES]
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But now TV is watching you.
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[GRUNTS]
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I'm not a fan
of the idiot box.
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[THUDS]
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That woman is a real
kick in the head, no?
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This is Claudette.
I have secured the crown
and I'm headed back to base.
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The crown!
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HAZMAT 3: Hand over the crown.
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HAZMAT 2: Well, she would
if someone didn't
shoot it over the roof.
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HAZMAT 1: Guys! Guys!
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Remember what we learned
at the team building seminar?
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Voila!Looks like
I have saved the day
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You haven't saved anything!
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We are surrounded.
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You're right.
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This jet pack is not strong
enough to carry both of us,
my love.
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What? I thought
you were gonna give it to me!
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And leave you alone? Never!
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-[LASER FIRING]
-[EXCLAIMS]
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Mademoiselle...
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I am not flirting with you.
I am saving you from them.
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HAZMAT 3:
You missed him, Gary.
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HAZMAT 3: I guess someone's
really regretting missing
that eye doctor appointment.
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[CLAUDETTE EXCLAIMS]
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-[GRUNTS]
-[SLAPS]
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-[SLAPPING]
-[GRUNTING]
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[SHOUTS]
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Ha-ha!
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Ugh.
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[BOTH STRAINING]
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-[GRUNTS]
-Mmm?
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Oh!
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Ah!
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[YELPS] My eye!
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[GROUP GRUNTING]
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Guys, I got it! Guys!
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Oh.
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[SHUDDERING]
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[GROANS]
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[THUDS]
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We make a pretty great team.
Right, baby?
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Sorry, love.
There is no "I" in "team."
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But there is an "I" in, uh...
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I have the crown! Goodbye!
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They say if you love someone,
set them free.
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But if you really
love someone...
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-[DEVICE BEEPING]
-Plant a tracking device
on them.
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