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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

-[CRASHING] -[GASPS]

I am sick of eating these trash can bagels.

I need some real food!

[BANJO STRUMMING]

Gertrude! What have I told you about eating off the ground?

A lady sits at the table and eats with a fork and a knife.

Ooh! Look at that spread! What is this place?

This is Granny and Tweety' l'Ecole de Etiquette.

Hmm. Never heard of this restaurant.

But I love etiquette food!

We don't allow ducks at our charm school.

Oh, it's a school...

Well, I'm not a duck. [STUTTERS] I'm a... Daphne!

And I'm a chicken.

And I could definitely use some tips on my table manners.

-[MUNCHES NOISILY] -Yes, you obviously have some issues.

Tweety, see if you can help this poor chicken eat.

But, Granny, that's not a chicken, that's a duck!

Tweety! There's no need for name-calling.

-But, Granny... -No "buts," Tweety.

You make sure this chicken is ready for the Debutante Ball at 6:00 p.m.

-Is that clear? -Yes, Granny.

Now, I have to go set up the front yard.

Ooh, if that duck thinks he's gonna make a fool out of my Granny,

he don't know me very well, do he?

TWEETY: All right, Daphne.

Let's start with table manners.

Always take itty-bitty bites

and delicately savor every morsel.

I understand.

[GRUNTS] Hey! I didn't even eat anything!

You're right. A real debutant always watches her figure.

Let's move on to tea.

When you drink tea, always stick out your pinky.

Like this.

You got it.

[SLOSHES]

-[BURPS LOUDLY] -No burping!

Let's try this again.

No slurping! No swigging! No sloshing!

No swilling!

No guzzling! No gobbling!

-Oh, wait. That last one wasn't so bad. -[DAFFY GROANS]

How are the table manners coming along?

We're getting there, inch by inch.

Oh good. Keep up the great work!

All right. Let's start your singing lessons, shall we?

Every high class chicken has to know how to sing,

and you ladies will be no exception.

-[TAPPING] -Follow your sheet music. Here we go!

[CLUCKING CAMPTOWN RACES IN TUNE]

[QUACKS LOUDLY]

Wait a minute. Hold on. Someone seems a little flat.

Oh, it wasn't me. I think it was Gertrude.

She has terrible pitch.

Daphne, take a look at your sheet music.

You should be clucking not quacking.

Hmm. Yeah, so it is. Um, Gertrude, you might want to take a look at this.

-[CLUCKS] -I know what the problem is.

Breath support. You need to fill up your lungs with air.

-Take a deep breath... -[INHALES DEEPLY]

-That ought to do it! -[MUFFLED GRUNT]

You sound better already.

Okay, ladies. Let's try this one more time.

[CLUCKING IN TUNE]

[THUDS LOUDLY]

[CONTINUES CLUCKING IN TUNE]

[FEET TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY]

[MUFFLED GRUNTING]

I heard a noise. Did someone need something?

No, Granny, everything is fine.

We're just doing our singing lessons.

Oh! Heavens to Betsy!

Keep practicing.

[CLUCKING IN TUNE]

Oh, poor little chickens, all worn out.

A high class chicken has to have good posture.

Now, the best way to learn is to walk around

with a book on your head like these chickens here.

Shouldn't I be reading books

instead of putting them on my head?

High class chickens don't read books,

they see the movie.

[GRUNTS] That's a lot of books.

Now, stand on the yoga ball.

What? Whoa, whoa.

While juggling three angry pussy cats.

I'm standing up straight. I got it, I got it!

Oh, he's gonna get it, all right.

[POPS]

[GRUNTS]

You know what?

This book is better than the movie.

All right, time for your dance lesson.

This isn't charm school, it's a torture chamber!

What? Are you scared of dancing? Chicken.

And I'm not a chicken! I'm a duck!

[GASPING]

Did you hear that, ladies?

We have a duck in our midst.

Uh, hold on, girls.

Ducks are kind of like chickens.

Esther, we do yoga together.

Gertrude, I corrected your singing.

[GRUNTING AND FIGHTING NOISES]

GRANNY: All right, ladies.

Time for the Debutante Ball. Come along.

Come on, Daphne, you got to look your best

for your introduction to society.

-[GRUNTS] -And I have just the dress.

[DAFFY EXCLAIMING]

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

I thought I saw a pussy quack.

I made it, I finally became a real lady.

I did, I did see a pussy quack.

[CLUCKING IN TUNE]

Welcome to the science museum, Scouts.

Today, we're going to explore all the wonders of science.

Because science is fundamental.

[SIGHS]

All right, gang, let's put away our cell phones.

You don't want to miss a second of the excitement.

[ALL GROANING]

Please. Continue, sir.

Now, please have your tickets out,

and hand them to me when you enter the museum.

That's right, guys, you heard him.

Let's get these tickets out

so we can get inside that museum.

I'm sorry, Mr. Duck,

but if you don't have a ticket,

you can't enter the...

[STUTTERING] You can't come in.

Oh, of course, chum. I get it.

If you don't have a ticket, you no see 'em, the museum.

Totally understand. Hand shakey. Eggs and bakey.

Have a good one, pal.

Well, that was easier than I thought.

Science may seem a bit boring.

But trust me, by the end of the tour,

you'll see how exciting science can be.

Is that T. Rex an animatronic dinosaur?

Does it move like the one

that's at the big amusement park?

No, that's a model. It doesn't move.

But still pretty impressive.

Uh, yeah.

All right, come on, kids.

Today's gonna be a lot cooler

than some spectacular amusement park

with the incredible rides and the delicious foods.

Today, you're gonna learn all about something

that really matters.

There are three kinds of matter,

and you're gonna have them all for lunch today.

Now, the solid is a hamburger.

The liquid is ginger ale.

And the gas is this duck.

A duck?

So, kids, did you know that

contents under pressure tend to explode?

Allow me to demonstrate.

Whoo, whoo-hoo!

Oh, look, kids. It's the pigeon bird.

Oh, the pork manatee.

Enough, Mr. Duck, you have to leave.

[GRUNTS]

Sorry, kids, I had to get rid of that duck.

KIDS: Aww.

Here we are in the diorama room

where we see one of the most famous scientists

of all time, Sir Isaac Newton.

[CRUNCHING]

I think Sir Isaac Newton is hungry.

No, Sir Isaac Newton was responsible...

[CRUNCHING]

[LAUGHING]

As I was saying, Sir Isaac Newton...

[CRUNCHING]

All right, now, what's going on here?

Oh, King Kamakamapuaw.

Let's have a luau.

Whoo-hoo!

Get back here, Mr. Duck.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

The stomach, the duodenum,

small intestine, the large intestine

and the privacy place.

[GRUNTING]

Uh-oh. Looks like all that pork is causing indigestion.

Beat it, kids. He's gonna blow!

[PORKY PIG SCREAMING]

Oh, good. Looks like everything came out all right in the end.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

[PORKY PIG SCREAMING]

PORKY: All right, duck. Where'd you go?

Step up, boys, and see our most popular exhibit.

The science of storms.

First, the hailstorm.

[SCREAMING]

Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

How about the tsunami?

[SCREAMING]

Next up, sandstorm.

[CHEERING]

See? He loves it.

[LAUGHING]

And here's one that'll really blow you away.

A tornado.

[PORKY SCREAMING]

Aww, is it over already?

Don't worry, pal.

It's just the eye of the storm.

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

The eagle has landed.

Well, the duck has.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Get back... [GRUNTING]

This moon is about to see my dark side.

You've got something on your cheek.

[KISSING]

Whoo-hoo!

Together again.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

[EXPLOSION]

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

KIDS: Yay!

We love this museum!

And now, for our grand finale,

all four storms at the same time.

Remember that science is all around you.

You just have to keep an eye out for it.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]