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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Good dive, Squeaks.

Let's see what we have caught in the trap, today.

Aw, nuts, just another batch of gold doubloons and diamonds.

I was hoping for clams. [GRUNTING]

[EXCLAIMS] I found you now, Kraken.

Prepare to meet thy doom.

Uh, I think you got the wrong boat, Doc. My name ain't Kraken.

My name is Bugs, I'm a rabbit.

Oh, my apologies.

I was thrown off by thine swimming accoutrement.

Eh, what is a kraken, anyway?

A kraken is a snarling mythical beast with eight arms

that can drag ships to the bottom of the sea

and swallow men whole.

If I find one, I can win the King Arthur "Knight of the Year" award.

I even have a speech ready.

We'd love to help you but there ain't no kraken here.

Very well, but if you see a kraken let me know.

Tally-ho!

A giant sea monster with eight arms that can swallow men whole?

That knight's got his helmet screwed on too ti...

[BUGS AND SQUEAKS EXCLAIMING]

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHS] Oh, that tickles.

Hey, Doc, I appreciate all this special attention,

but I'm not a baby.

[CHITTERING]

Yeah, I know, Squeaks, it's a kraken, all right,

[LAUGHS] Friendly little guy too, isn't he?

LITTLECHIN: Did someone say "Kraken?"

It's that crazy knight. You've got to get out of here.

[WHISTLING]

-Where's the kraken? -No kraken here, pal.

Are you wearing a diaper?

No, it's a bathing suit. European cut.

Distasteful.

[EXCLAIMS] Doc, I just saw the kraken.

-Where? -He just went down into the water.

A-ha, he can swim but he cannot hide.

Wait a minute, Doc, you can't just go into the water,

you need to use this kraken cage.

It'll protect you in case of a kraken attack.

-Kraken attack? -Don't talk back.

Hmm, it doesn't look very sturdy.

Oh, it is. I put it together myself.

Now, you are also going to need this.

A kraken-proof diving suit.

[IN DISTORTED VOICE] Ew, are these fish?

Look, you don't know kraken like I know kraken.

That'll bring him up nice and close.

All right, Squeaks, send him out.

Okey dokey.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, zut,sharks!

'Tis a good thing I'm in this cage.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

Hard bargain.

You know what, Doc, if you want to catch a kraken

maybe you need to disguise yourself as a kraken.

Hmm, I don't think I look like a kraken.

Sure, you do.

-[SCREAMS] -[DOLPHIN CLICKING]

[WHISTLES] Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to "The Dolphin Experience."

[DOLPHINS CLICKING]

Dolphins are smart and playful creatures.

Jumping through the hoop is our newest member,

Little Fin.

Now, ladies, how about a little tail dance for the crowd.

[DOLPHINS CLICKING]

Away and return.

Now it's time for water polo.

[GROANING]

[GRUNTS]

Whoo, motorcycle madness!

[CLICKING]

[ENGINE WHIRRING]

[LITTLECHIN GRUNTS]

[GROANING]

Those weren't krakens, they were dolphins.

Incredibly demanding dolphins.

Who doesn't like to swim with dolphins?

I don't!

I'm looking for a kraken,

and I'm beginning to think that you don't even know what one looks like.

Oh, sure I do.

He's got eight arms, one eye and sits in a inner tube, reading magazines all day.

No, that's not what a kraken does.

Then, what am I looking at over there?

[GASPS] A kraken!

Swim for it, buddy.

He will not escape me again.

Time to get into ye old submarine.

[BEEPS]

Tally-ho!

-[CHITTERING] -Don't worry, Squeaks,

I think the kraken can take care of himself this time.

[GASPS]

Night-night, kraken.

Alas, I'm taking on water. [SCREAMS]

Oh, and now I'm taking on sharks. [LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]

The legend is true. Once you chase kraken,

you'll never come backen.

[GULPING]

Let me go!

I'm not a baby, I'm a knight.

[SUCKING]

[BAWLING]

[BELCHING]

I love you, Mommy.

Looks like Littlechin isn't all he's krakened up to be.

Distasteful.

Porky, I've summoned you here for an important mission.

You must transport this sacred pickle of "What's up, Doc?"

to the holy sandwich bakers at the temple of I-ate-a-tomoto

I... I believe it is pronounced tomato.

You say tomato. I say to-mo-to.

You can... Count on me, master Fudd.

But be very careful, the road is dangerous

and filled with ninjas who will try and take the pickles from your hands.

[STUTTERS] Oh, I'm not scared of the ninjas.

You will be.

You will... [COUGHS]

[CHOKING] I've got something in my throat.

-[BREATHING HEAVILY] -[COUGHING]

Take the pickle and go.

[COUGHING]

Is that butter brickle?

Stay where you are. It is I, Daffy Duck.

The most dangerous ninja in the land,

and I want that pickle.

You see... Sorry, Mr. Ninja,

this pickle has been spoken for.

Listen, you don't know who you are dealing with.

My mind is sharp like tiger's claw.

My hands quick as monkey tails.

These feet are dragons of webbed death.

I'm sorry I had to hit you, Mr. Ninja.

Uh, but I just can't let you get this pickle.

All right, buster, that was a lucky shot.

Now if you don't give me that pickle,

I will be forced to use my ninja sword!

Ugh, rats.

No matter, I don't need that sword to defeat you.

Not when I have my nunchucks.

Uh, sorry, Mr. Ninja,

[STUTTERS] b... But you still can't have my pickle.

Then taste my fury.

[EXCLAIMS]

Wow, these are tricky. [EXCLAIMS]

You better prepare yourself because these hurt. [EXCLAIMS]

Note to self, sign up for nunchuck lessons.

Excuse me, Mr. Ninja.

It seems as though I've underestimated you as an opponent.

Now I'll use my ninja flash bombs to confuse you.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

Now am I over here?

Or I'm over here?

Am I over here? Or here?

Or here? Or here?

Or here? Or here?

Or perhaps, under here?

[PURRING]

Lucky guess. But, guess this.

Ow!

Give me one more shot.

Domo arigato,Mr. Tigato

[SNORING]

Oh... Kosher.

[SNORING]

[MUMBLING]

[STRAINING]

[SNORING]

That was a close one.

Ooh, a rice cake.

[CRUNCH]

[SQUEALING]

[CRASH]

Ooh, here he comes.

I made some sleeping powder by grinding up some old maths homework.

When I blow this in his face,

he'll be sleeping like a baby and the pickle will be mine.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[INHALES]

[SNORES]

Ah, let's see this little piggy handle a tranquilizer dart.

Sleep tight, little porker.

[BLOWS]

Okay, okay, maybe I need to blow a little harder.

[BLOWS]

Confucius say, "Third time's a charm."

-[THUD] -DAFFY: Ow!

I should have calculated for wind resistance.

[YELPS]

Get out of here, Mom,

I don't want to get up yet.

[GROWLS]

Oh, come on, Mom, take your dry skin

and sharp teeth somewhere else.

Wait a minute,

my mom doesn't know how to swim.

[SCREAMS]

Okay, look, buster, give me that pickle.

I got to get it to the temple of I ate-a-tomoto.

Eh, but... I am taking the pickle to the temple of I ate-a-tomoto.

You are? Why didn't you say so?

You... You never asked.

Well, that means we're on the same team.

-Are they also on our team? -Who?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

They are not.

[STUTTERS] Sta... Stand... And move over, grasshopper.

Whoa, what kind of monk are you, anyway?

A Shaolin monk.

How did you do that?

You... You mess with the pig,

you get the... Pig's foot.

Wow, that's very impressive.

[STUTTERING] No.

[CRUNCH]