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I found an egg.

So did we!

This Easter egg hunt is ridiculous.

You should be hunting something real.

That's why I set a handful of traps all around this forest.

Uh, Scout master, you caught the Easter bunny.

Be real.

Next, you're going to tell me the tooth fairy

and Santa Claus are back there, too.

No, just the Easter bunny.

Don't worry, pal. I'll get you out of trouble.

[GROANS]

Careful, buddy. You knocked over this basket full of eggs.

Hey, are you the Easter bunny?

You bet I am.

But I'll never be able to deliver all my candy

with those scouts on my tail.

Don't worry, buster,

you get out of here and I'll distract them for you.

Us rabbits got to stick together.

Thanks, pal. Catch you on the flip side.

[SINGING ♪ La, da, da, di

Because there's no such thing as...

ALL: The Easter bunny!

Exactly.

Thanks, Easter bunny.

Easter bunny?

Get him!

Yeah! Happy Easter!

All right, scouts!

Today, we'll be trapping the Easter bunny.

We're going to search every farm house,

pent house and out house in the forest.

Now, spread out!

It's go time.

The hunter is about to become

the hunted.

We've got to make sure he doesn't hear us.

So from now on we'll communicate using only hand signals.

Well, what are you waiting for?

You didn't teach us hand signals yet.

I didn't?

All right, well, this means, "Go right."

And this means, "Go left."

Uh, so it's the same as pointing.

Uh, right.

Guys, we learned hand signals!

ALL: Yay!

Uh, what was that?

Must be hearing things.

[GROANS] Oh, right on the beak.

BUGS: Hey, I'm over here.

Hey, you're over there.

BUGS: Come get me.

Oh, I'mma come and get you. [GRUNTS]

BUGS: Hey, I'm over here.

Hey, you're over there. Oh!

BUGS: Come get me.

I'mma come get you. [GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

-[SQUAWKING] -BUGS: Hey, I'm over here.

[THROUGH SPEAKERS] Come get me.

Got you!

Hey, I'm over here.

-Huh? - Come get me.

Hey, doc, look down.

[YELLS]

Don't just stand there. Get me down from here.

[GRUNTS]

Look sharp, boys. Something tells me the Easter bunny's close.

Did the baskets give it away?

Hang on, this could be a trap.

You boys go first.

Hey, candy!

[CHOMPING]

Clever bunny.

But I have a few tricks up my sleeve, too.

See? Zip lining can be both recreational and productive.

Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

-[HISSING] -[SCREAMING]

This water is murky, I better watch out for crocs.

[CROCOCDILES SNARLING]

[SCOUT MASTER SCREAMING]

Help, you guys! Help!

You'll be fine.

I'm hot on his trail.

[LAUGHING]

Sir, I feel like

we're crossing a lot of ethical boundaries

using a drone to trap the Easter bunny.

Show me in the handbook where it says

we can't use advanced technology to track an animal.

Scout rule 45-9,

"Scouts shall not use advanced technology to track an animal."

Maybe it's time I followed my own rules.

SCOUT MASTER: [THROUGH DRONE Stop right there!

You're mine, Easter bunny.

Huh?

Where'd he go?

I don't know,

maybe he went back into the woods.

Yeah, maybe he went...

Hey!

Now, I'm going to get you.

Hey! Leave the Easter bunny alone.

[LAUGHS] You're mine.

Ugh!

Who are you?

I'm the real Easter bunny.

And I brought my friends.

Get 'em, boys!

Huh?

Santa Claus?

The tooth fairy?

I've been foiled by mythical creatures.

Wait a minute.

What mythical creature are you?

I'm the math teacher

who doesn't assign homework.

Ah! I knew you existed.

Ah!

Thanks for all your help today, Bugs.

I'll see you in one year.

One year?

Am I going to disappear for one year?

Well, kids,

looks like you're going to need a new Scout master.

Will you do it, Mr. Bunny?

Uh, actually, I'm pretty busy.

Don't worry, ya'll. I got your back.

I'm an experienced Scout master.

Not like that last guy, he was a real blowhard.

He just droned on and on, get it?

Droned on and on. That's a joke, boys.

Why aren't you laughing?

I mean, he was a real big talker.

Talk, talk, talk. Jabber, jabber, jabber.

Never let you get a word in edgewise.

It's Easter Sunday, Tweety.

You know what that means.

Easter bowling?

That's right.

And when I get back,

we can look for all the Easter eggs

I've hidden for you.

[DOOR BELL RINGS]

Oh, there's your sitter now.

Oh, you must be new at the bird sitting service.

Oh! [GIGGLES] Come in and meet Tweety.

And you came dressed as the Easter bunny.

How sweet.

He's just the sweetest bird.

Howdy, Easter bunny.

He shouldn't give you any trouble.

Well, then, I'm off.

Have fun at Easter bowling.

Tata!

What're we going to do, Easter bunny?

What're we going to do?

We are going to eat you for Easter lunch.

I think you are a pussy cat!

-GRANNY: Oh, no. -[DOOR OPENING]

Forgot my keys.

Now, where were we?

You is! You is a pussy cat!

Oh, my, where is my mind?

I forgot my purse.

Bad pussy cat, bad pussy cat!

Oh, my.

Oh, come on.

I forgot my bowling ball.

Can't very well go Easter bowling

without my bowling ball.

[CHUCKLES] Sometimes, I think I'd forget my nose if it weren't...

Yeah, yeah, Granny! Get going.

Bowl a 360 or something.

Oh! Finally, I can get back to the bird at hand.

[EXCLAIMS]

Where'd he go?

Hey, pussy cat, I'm gonna go find those eggs Granny hid.

[CHUCKLES] Come and stop me.

[EXCLAIMING]

Yeah, that's it.

Stay right there.

[EVIL LAUGH]

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ow!

Hey, I found an egg.

You can have it. Happy Easter, pussy cat.

I'll save you, pussy.

-Do you feel saved? -[MUMBLING]

More shaved than saved.

[EXCLAIMS]

Pussy cat, you're not going to find any eggs spinning around like that.

All right!

So you want to play rough, huh?

Maybe there's an egg behind this big, heavy book.

[GRUNTS]

Maybe there's one behind this bigger, heavier book.

[GRUNTS] Nope.

[THUD]

Maybe there's one behind this unabridged

set of encylopaedia Britannicas.

Not the deluxe set!

[GRUNTING]

TWEETY: Behind this Spartan helmet?

Ow!

-TWEETY: Or this kettlebell. -Ow!

TWEETY: Or this bust of Balzac.

[GRUNTS]

Or maybe there's one behind this bookshelf.

[GRUNTS]

Oh! I did, I did find one!

Come on, pussy cat, you're not even trying.

Here, you can have this one.

I don't want you to feel left out.

Enough is enough!

There's got to be some eggs in here.

-Oh! -TWEETY: I was wrong.

Maybe they're in here.

There's no eggs in here.

Not in here either.

Nothing here.

Or here. Or here.

Or here. Or here.

Could the eggs be under here?

Nope.

Sufferin succotash!

Come out of there right now

so I can clock you.

Do you mind? We're in the middle of dinner.

And we're not serving succotash.

WOMAN: Claus! You're being rude!

Stay at the table when we have a guest!

Claus! Let the cats in!

...I just sat down.

It's your lucky day.

Put your snout in some kraut.

Oh, the humanity!

[GRUNTING]

Oh, no, pussy. I'll get you out of there.

[EXCLAIMING]

As Granny always says,

if at first you don't succeed,

hit it harder!

Oopsie.

CLAUS: Jokes on you, kitty cat.

We were serving succotash!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Oh, my. What happened here?

Please, describe exactly what happened here.

Well, how is Tweety?

Delicious!

The Easter bunny tried to eat me!

Why you good-for-nothing charlatan.

Yeah, you good-for-nothing.

Get out of here! How dare you harm my Tweety!

I'm glad the Easter bunny only comes once a year.

What up my peeps?

Happy Easter.