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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

PORKY: ♪ I will sing you a song A good song of the sea

♪ Way, hey, blow the man...

[STAMMERS] You know how it goes.

Uh, what do we have here?

A couple of hungry stowaways?

[WHISPERS] Don't tell the captain, but here's some cheese.

CAPTAIN: Porky, what are you doing?

You need to stop feeding those mice, all right?

They're stowaways.

[STAMMERS] But they're cute.

Oh, they're more than cute, they're adorable.

[KISSING]

You know, I wanna give them kisses on their cute, little, mouse noses and everything.

[KISSING]

Yeah, and they're hungry.

You can't feed stowaways!

You and your compassion are gonna get you fired.

And I don't wanna fire you, Porky.

Because if I fire you, I gotta throw you off the ship.

And if I throw you off the ship, I'd be heartbroken.

And you don't want me to be heartbroken, do you, Porky?

[STAMMERING] No, sir. I hear you. [GULPS]

[STAMMERING] Loud and clear, boss.

Sounds like you're in trouble.

I hope there aren't any more stowaways around here.

[STAMMERING] Me too.

Wait a minute, where did you come from?

Oh, this suitcase. I'm a stowaway.

[STAMMERING] You mean you didn't pay for a ticket?

It's pronounced "stowaway".

[STAMMERING] You can't be seen, or I'll be fired.

Hey everybody, don't tell this pig's boss I'm a stowaway,

-or he'll get... -Shh!

[WHISPERING] Listen to me. You've got to be quiet.

[WHISPERING] Right, I'll be quiet.

Hey everybody, I'm a stowaway! Don't tell anyone!

Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo!

I'm a stow...

If I let go of your bill,

do you promise to stop telling people you're a stowaway?

Mmm-hmm.

[OVER SPEAKER] Hey, what's the difference between buying a first-class ticket

and being a stowaway?

About $2,000.[EXCLAIMS]

[LAUGHING]

You know the worst part about being a stowaway?

[GROANS]

Oh wait, there is no worst part.

Everything's free!

-DAFFY: Whoo-hoo! -[LAUGHING]

Some people go away for the weekend.

I stow away for the weekend.

It's cheaper, it really is.

[PASSENGERS LAUGHING]

-[DAFFY GRUNTS] -Be quiet!

Well, folks, you've been a swell audience.

If you like what you heard, remember, I'm a stowaway.

-[GRUNTS] -Whoo-hoo!

"All you can eat"? Sounds like a challenge.

Don't mind if I do.

-Little bit of this. -[GRUNTS]

You know what? I'm gonna take some of this back to my room.

Oh, wait a minute. I don't have a room.

-Huh? -Because I'm a stowaway!

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

I've done it!

The first stowaway to reach the peak of Mount Kilima Calorie Count.

[RUMBLING]

[SCREAMING]

[STAMMERING] Where did he go?

[MUFFLED YELLING]

[GASPS] What are you trying to do?

Drown me in the cocktail sauce?

I'm saucy enough as it is.

Maine lobster. Secondary lobster?

Oh! [STAMMERS] Why thank you!

Can someone pass the... [STAMMERS] Garlic salt?

Hey!

-A-ha! -How dare you grab a defenseless woman like that?

You coward. You masher. You brute!

Oh, I... [STAMMERS] Sorry, miss. I'm sorry.

But I thought you were someone else because you have... [STAMMERING] Duck lips.

I do? I need to get a selfie of this!

-Get in here with me, big boy. -[CAMERA CLICKS]

DAFFY: Here I am, stowing away on a cruise ship,

with my portly porter.

[GASPS] You... [STAMMERING] Can't post that picture!

-[CAMERA CLICKS] -[STAMMERING]

Stop! You can't post pictures of you stowing away!

Oh, it's too late. I already posted them on my account

on stowaways.com.

[PORKY GASPS]

[SHRIEKING]

[STAMMERS] Oh my.

Whoo-hoo!

-One side, junior. -Hey!

Stowaway coming through.

Whoo-hoo!

Uh, excuse me... [STAMMERING]

-Oh! One side, junior. -Hey!

[EXCLAIMS]

[CREAKING]

Uh-oh.

Ugh, can we get maintenance up here?

[CREAKING]

Trouble in paradise? One side, junior.

[CRANKING]

[CREAKING]

[PORKY SCREAMING]

I'm a stowaway.

[PORKY SCREAMING]

[DINGING]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

♪ How low can you go? How low can you go? ♪

[CHEERING]

Porky, you're the limbo champion. I'm so proud of you.

You know, I taught him everything he knows.

I'm sorry, I don't recognize you.

Are you a passenger on the ship,

or are you a stowaway?

Why, haven't you been listening?

I, sir am a stow...

'Cause we throw stowaways over the side of the ship.

[SLOWLY] ...away...

In that case, I'm a passenger.

A passenger, huh? Let me see your ticket.

-[WIND BLOWS] -Um, excuse me.

Hold on, I'm just fabricating a fake ticket.

Here is your ticket, sir.

Oh, jeezum-o-pete!

You really are a passenger. In fact, you're a VIP.

I certainly am a VIP,

and I expect to be treated as such.

Oh, for sure.

I hope that my room has a spectacular view.

Oh yeah. The spectacularest.

DAFFY: Whoo-hoo! VIP, baby.

I'm the king of the world!

Whoo-hoo!

-[DAFFY IMITATING FOGHORN] -[FOGHORN BLOWING]

This is Claudette.

I am approaching the drop site.

I have stolen the flash drive.

-[LASER FIRES] - Zut alors!The Hazmats.

GARY: Darn, I missed her.

BARRY: Come on, Gary. Don't get down on yourself.

Remember what we learned in that team-building seminar?

Keep it positive!

GARY: Ah, that was a fun weekend.

[GASPS]

Your plan to capture me is about to go up in smoke.

[WHIRRING]

GARY: Sure is hard to see in all this smog.

BARRY: That's the idea, Gary.

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

BARRY: Phew, we made it. Everything is going to be...

...okay.

They may get me, but they'll never get the flash drive.

Now, to hide it in the seat compartment.

-[CAR APPROACHING] -Oh, non!

BARRY: Anybody see where she went?

GARY: Keep moving. She can't have gone far.

JERRY: Hey, do we have time to stop for a cappuccino?

GARY: Good call, Jerry. Yay!

[CHUCKLES] Worked like a charm.

What the...

Chocolate mousse! Where is my scooter? [GASPS]

Good call on renting this scooter, Squeaks.

What a great way to see the Italian countryside.

Uh-huh.

I must get that flash drive!

Time to resolve this hairy situation

and run that rabbit off the road!

-Uh-oh. One of them crazy Italian drivers... -[SCOOTER HONKING]

...is coming up the rear. We'll pull over for a minute.

I'll just signal and let them pass.

[WHIRRING]

Chaise qui colle!

It's a shame folks can't take time to enjoy the scenery.

[SCREAMING]

[DOORS CRASH]

Oh! That was a close one.

-[HORSE GALLOPING] -Huh? Oh, non!

[DOORS CRASH]

Enough of this horsing around!

BARRY: I have a visual.

Wait a minute. There's a rabbit on the scooter.

Get that scooter!

HAZMAT: [OVER RADIO] Copy that, Barry. We're on it.

We were supposed to turn left at the Mostachon factory.

At least, I think that's what it says.

Maybe this scooter has a GPS somewhere.

-Is this a GPS? -[BEEPS]

Jean-Luc Picard!

-You've got to be kidding me -[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

[CLAUDETTE GRUNTS]

HAZMAT: Did you feel that?

LARRY: I think it's an earthquake.

We're in a helicopter, Larry.

Right.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

LARRY: Is it nap time?

HAZMAT: Not now, Larry.

You can't get rid of me that easily, monsieurbunny.

-I just don't get this bike. -[BEEPING]

I mean, how many buttons does one scooter need?

[WHIRRING]

I hate Mondays.

[WHIRRING]

[SINGING]

Listen Squeaks, we may be in Italy, but you ain't no opera singer.

-Maybe there's something on the radio. -[BEEPS]

HAZMAT 1: Come on, let's get this barricade set up.

[BEEPS]

HAZMAT 1: So, how are Barbara and the kids?

[GRUNTS]

HAZMAT 2: Kids are great. Barbara is going back to work, so that'll be a transition.

[WHOOSHING]

[SINGING]

Tell you what, Squeaks. If I get you something to eat, will you stop singing?

- Si. -Great, let's get some gelato.

Whoo-hoo!

[SQUEAKS CHITTERING]

No, gelato and ice cream are different things.

HAZMAT: Claudette is moving in on the scooter. Let's get her!

[GRUNTS]

[HAZMATS EXCLAIM]

Well, if you want to get technical, then yes,

gelato is the Italian word for ice cream.

But there are subtle differences.

-[HAZMATS GRUNTING] -[SQUEAKS CHITTERING]

Well, gelato starts out with a similar custard base as ice cream

but has more milk, and less cream and eggs.

-[CHITTERING] -Right. Or no eggs at all.

[CHITTERING]

Well then, get ice cream if you want a fluffier frozen dessert.

But you are in Italy.

I mean, if you were gonna try gelato, now is the time and place to do it.

[EXHALES] Excuse me, sir.

Your rental time is over.

I'm here to pick up the scooter.

Oh gee, time sure flies.

-Now where did I park it? -[BEEPS]

Wow. Glad I got the insurance.

French onion soup! The flash drive was in there!

-[GROANS] -You mean this flash drive?

-[GASPS] -I put it in my backpack so it wouldn't get lost.

-Here you go. -[LAUGHING]

Does this mean we don't get our deposit back?

Mastermind, I have the flash drive.

MASTERMIND: Show me what you've got.

[BEEPING]

Feast your eyes, sir.

Here you will see the secret plans that I have secured.

What is this?

I don't understand.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] It's... I...

MASTERMIND: Then who has the plans?

-BOTH: Huh? -What is this?

Oh, man!

We must have swapped flash drives with that lady back at the gelato stand.

Let me see if I have the number of that scooter shop.

-[BEEPING] -[CHITTERING]

PEPE: [OVER EARPIECE] Excellent work acquiring the flash drive,

Agent Squeaks.

We have won the battle.

But I have a feeling the war, she has just begun.

Agent Double Le Pew, reporting for duty.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]