Original subtitles

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Man, am I starving!

Hmm...

-Don't worry, little buddy. We'll find something to eat. -[EXCLAIMS]

BUGS: Look at the size of that carrot!

[BOTH SCREAMING IN DELIGHT]

Looks like we hit the jackpot, buddy.

[EXCLAIMS] Hmm...

[CHITTERING]

Uh-oh!

[EXCLAIMING]

Oh. You're right, Squeaks.

I can use this "No trespassing" sign to dig out the carrot.

Oh!

Hey, what are you doing?

I grew that carrot.

-You're stealing my carrot. -What?

You grew this carrot?

Oh, my goodness! What an honor!

How did you create such a masterpiece?

Is easy. I show you.

First, I prep the seed. Then I dig hole.

Then I gently place seed in hole. [EXCLAIMS]

Then I carefully tamp down soil.

Now, I water.

Fertilize with organic compost.

Add a bit of sunlight.

And patience. Lots and lots of patience.

Voila!Now, let's have a look.

Hmm. I must have done something wrong.

This one came out pretty pathetic.

Oh, well.

[SCREAMING]

Stop! [CHITTERING]

-Oh, I like this squirrel. He is funny. -[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHING]

What are you laughing at? This squirrel is a lot tougher than you.

Beat it, bear!

This squirrel will be my new little friend. [CHUCKLES]

I tell you what, rabbit. I make deal with you.

-I will trade you this carrot for your chippy friend here. -What?

Are you asking me to trade my best friend in the entire world

for a carrot?

Boy, this is gonna be great.

We're gonna have some fun.

So, what do you like to do on the weekends?

You know, you're not much of a talker.

Squeaks loved to talk.

We'd talk about everything.

Books, movies, why Michael Jordan was better than LeBron James.

Wait a minute! What am I doing?

Trading my best friend for a carrot?

And I bet you think LeBron is better than Michael, don't you?

You withering carrot!

I'm a-coming, Squeaks!

[SNORING]

[STRAINING]

[PANTING]

I'm so sorry I traded you for a giant carrot.

-Come on! Let's get out of here. -[EXCLAIMING]

[EXCLAIMING CONTINUES]

I said I was sorry.

Would you just hold still?

I'm trying to get you out of this thing.

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTS]

-[HENS CLUCKING] -Shh! Shh! Shh!

Settle down, ladies. Don't get all your eggs in a bunch.

You have nothing to fear.

[SNARLING]

Or maybe you do.

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH CLUCKING]

-[GROWLING] -Yikes!

[SCREAMING]

By Zeus' beard, what's going...

-[SCREAMING] -[SNARLING]

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH EXCLAIMING]

[GRUNTS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[GROANING]

You're trapped now, rabbit!

One way in. One way out.

Don't worry, pal. He'll never find us in this junk.

-[BANJO CRASHING] -Uh-oh!

-BARBARIAN: Aha! -Ha!

[CHORD PLAYS]

Wait! That music!

[PLAYING JAUNTY TUNE]

[SNORING]

Aw, ain't they adorable?

Now why don't we give them a rude awakening?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Ah! Such noise!

Such awful, awful noise!

Huh?

[VOCALIZING]

-[ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES] -[BARBARIAN SCREAMS]

Oh, no! My cottage!

[STRAINING] Rabbit! [GRUNTS]

[DAZEDLY] He's funny. He's funny little squirrel, no?

[BABBLING]

Well, we sure brought the house down.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING CONTINUES]

Looks like we got a fan.

-[RUMBLING] -Ah!

I can't believe we went through all that

and we still didn't get anything to eat.

-[EXCLAIMS] -[CLUCKING]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[SLURPS] Ah, perfect!

Come and get it!

These monster veggies make one hearty stew.

What? You thought I was gonna eat the chickens?

What do I look like?

A barbarian?

Whoo-hoo!

Eat your heart out, Kristi Yamaguchi!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

[SPUTTERING]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

I've never had so much fun in my life.

[WHOOPING]

♪ Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink ♪

Actually, you can drink it.

For $50 a bottle!

Cha-ching!

I'm a smart entrepreneur. [LAUGHS]

[GULPING]

Hey! I knew that water tasted foul!

Get out of there, you pesky duck.

You're contaminating my water supply.

If you won't get out, I'll blast you out.

[SCREAMS]

[SPUTTERING]

Whoo-hoo!

-That takes care of that. -Yep, you certainly showed him.

Time to pack up and get this truck back to the factory.

You're right! It's 5:00. It's Elmer time.

♪ I steal the water from the lakes and bottle it to sell

♪ I'm going to...

-[SCREAMING] Stop! -[BRAKES SCREECHING]

Where do you think you're going?

The day's not even over.

Get on back to pumping that lake.

Yes, sir! I'm sorry, sir. Right away, sir.

What are you doing back here? Huh!

I thought I told you to go back to the plant! Huh!

[MUTTERING]

-Um, but... -Get back in that truck right now!

[ENGINE STARTING]

Gotta get back. Back to the plant. Oh, gosh! Whoa!

-[BRAKES SCREECHING] -[SCREAMING] Stop!

You're going in the wrong direction.

The lake's back thataway.

But the foreman said...

If I catch you slacking off again...

Understand?

Entirely. Oh, I'm so confused. So sorry, sir!

Won't happen again, sir.

[TREMBLING]

-You're back here again? -But the...

If you come back here one more time, both of youse are fired!

Both of us?

Oh, great! I take you under my wing and this is the thanks I get?

Step on it, rookie!

Oh, boy-o! I really screwed up this time.

[CHANTING] Can't get fired. Can't get fired. Can't get...

Sheesh! This isn't even fun anymore.

[CHANTING] Can't get fired. Can't get fired.

Hey, pal. Did that foreman look kind of familiar to you?

-No! -Really?

-He didn't look like a certain black duck? -No!

A little black duck that's been annoying you this entire time?

Wait a minute!

-[GASPS] -DAFFYS: We knew you'd get it.

[KISSING]

[ANGRILY] Oh!

[WHOOPING]

I'm not gonna let some crazy duck

stop me from bottling Earth's most precious natural resource.

This guy keeps sticking his hose where it doesn't belong.

For the record, it doesn't belong here either.

Oh, that doesn't seem right.

Ugh!

Oh, no! My hose is blocked.

I need to perform mouth-to-hose resuscitation.

Hey, windbag!

Here's mud in your eye.

[EXHALING] Huh?

[WHOOSHING]

Don't worry, buddy! I'll get you down.

Oh! [GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Told ya I'd get you down.

-Down in the dumps. Whoo-hoo! -[GROWLING]

Let me hose you off.

Here, ducky, ducky, ducky!

Time to use my secret weapon.

[BLOWS DUCK LURE]

Hey!

[BLOWS LURE] Oh!

That duck is playing head games.

-Jeez, this lake is filthy. -[GROANING]

Whoo-hoo!

Try to get behind me this time, Mr. Duck! [LAUGHS]

[BLOWS LURE]

I finally got him.

There's a hole in your theory.

And by theory, I mean canoe.

Whoo-hoo!

Uh-oh! I never took swimming lessons.

I guess I'll just have to float here until the tide comes in.

One tide! Coming up!

[EXCLAIMS]

[EXCLAIMING]

[EXCLAIMING CONTINUES]

You never can tell what's in this stuff.

Wait, wait, wait! I've got another one.

I think this water has been contaminated.

It looks a little "Fuddy."

[LAUGHING]

Or, or, or, or... Hey...