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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

I'’m sorry you'’re not feeling well, Mr. Moneybag...

I mean, Mr. Montygrabs.

You'’re a fine butler, Leslie, but...

You'’ll need your strength so we can talk about your impending deat...

I mean, your last will and testament.

Once he kicks the bucket, then I'’ll get everything.

I need to make sure I leave Montygrabs Manor

to someone who has shown me years of service,

and cares deeply for me.

Someone like my good friend, Bugs Bunny.

[GASPS]

Him? You'’re gonna leave everything to him?

I heard you were feeling a little low, Montygrabs,

so I came to fill you up with a little gas.

-[MAKING FART NOISES] -[LAUGHS] Oh, I love it!

I can make my armpit break wind too.

-[BONES CRACKING] -Ow, my armpit!

Pathetic, Leslie.

Now show Bugs around the grounds.

He'’s got to know how things are run around here

since he'’s going to own everything.

Of course, right this way, rabbit.

I have to get rid of that rabbit.

Then old Moneybags will have no choice

but to leave me all his money.

Huh?

I was just saying I can'’t wait to work for that bunny.

[LAUGHS] Work at plotting his doom, that is.

Huh?

This is the cricket area.

That'’s funny. I don'’t hear any chirping.

It'’s a game, rabbit.

The bowler pitches the ball,

and the batsman tries to hit the ball with this bat.

Oh, so it'’s baseball.

No, it'’s cricket.

Enjoy your newfound wealth while you can,

because you'’re about to be blown to smithereens.

Here it comes! [GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS] Huh? But it was supposed...

[EXPLODES]

So do the fireworks mean I got a home run or a spare?

Neither, it'’s cricket! [GRUNTS]

[WINCES]

[GROANS] Oh, no.

-[EXPLODES] -[SCREAMS]

Hey, Doc, I think this bowling baseball could really be popular.

Oh, yes, it'’s about to blow up. [GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

That rabbit'’s got one mighty swing.

-[EXPLODES] -[GROANS]

This is the dining room.

Wow, there'’s enough food here to feed a herd of elephants.

Yes, enjoy it while you can.

Because when you bite into this carrot cake,

these poisonous berries will make you so sick,

that you'’ll leave and never come back.

-[GROANS] -Here'’s your dessert, sir.

No thanks, Doc. I'’m stuffed.

But you have to try this cake. It'’s to die for.

That'’s all right.

Fresh organic carrots, ground cinnamon sticks,

and a homemade cream cheese frosting.

I said no thank you!

Just put it in your mouth! [GRUNTS]

Food fight!

[LAUGHS]

You missed!

[RETCHES] It'’s on. Oh!

Oh, hey, mmm!

That is good.

Finely ground cinnamon sticks,

excellent spread of cream cheese frosting,

and fresh organic carrots?

[RETCHES]

One of the many traditions here at Montygrabs Manor

is the fox hunt! [LAUGHS]

Now, you better make sure you'’re warm enough.

Here, put on this sweater.

So what happens in this here fox hunt anyway?

When we see a fox, we blow the horn, and...

Oh, don'’t forget to put your hood up. [LAUGHS]

-[HORN BLOWS] -Fox!

Shoot him!

Shoot him! Come here!

Shoot! Shoot the fox! [GRUNTS]

This rabbit has more holes in him

than a dozen donuts wearing fishnet stockings.

Oh, time to break the news to old Moneybags.

Why that good-for-nothing...

Sir, there'’s been a terrible accident!

Oh, I mean... [CRIES] There'’s been a terrible accident!

Your friend, Bugs, was hit by arrows while hunting,

and has gone to that big carrot patch in the sky.

Boo-hoo!

Oh, no, not Bugs!

Now I have to find someone else to give my massive fortune to.

Yes, that'’s quite a quandary.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I just happen to have a last will and testament right here,

with me listed as the beneficiary.

I just need your signature on the bottom line.

[GROANING]

Ugh! How hard is it to sign something?

Package for Mr. Montygrabs. Sign here, please.

You got it.

Sir, please! Just sign this document.

Come on, baby.

Finally!

"I leave my fortune to one, Leslie P. Lilylegs.

"Signed, Leslie smells like toots?"

[GRUNTS]

Just give me all of your money, you old bag of prunes!

I knew it!

You'’re not getting Montygrabs Manor or a penny from me.

You'’re fired!

Oh, please don'’t fire me. I need this job!

I have burned so many bridges!

[CRYING]

Actually, I have a job that he can do.

-[PANTING] -[SCREAMS]

I got him!

Now that'’s one butler that'’ll never have any manners.

-[MAKES FART NOISES] -[LAUGHING]

MONTYGRABS: You know what? I didn'’t use my armpit.

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

Kiai!

It was a forgone conclusion that I would break those boards.

Or should I say, a Foghorn conclusion.

That'’s a joke, ladies.

[LAUGHING]

Now, if you students continue to learn from me,

you'’ll all be masters of the ancient art of karate.

Hi-I say, Hiya!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[SNARLING]

[SNIFFS] Oh!

Hiya! Hiya! Hi...

Hold up, sister. Grab a thinner board.

[SLURPS]

-[SNARLING] -[CLUCKING]

I think that tiny bear is trying to steal my students.

Well, Foghorn don'’t play that.

Hiya!

-[SNARLING] -[CLUCKING]

Stop!

You know, a nameless vagrant like yourself

might benefit from the discipline offered by karate.

So what do you say, son? Will you join the ladies?

Me? Chickens?

-All right, then. -[CLUCKING]

Now, follow me so we can prepare for your training.

Are you ready to learn from your sensei?

-That'’s a fancy word for teacher. -Sensei?

Don'’t talk back to your sensei, son.

One of the pillars of karate is patience and focus.

Now, this is corn.

Ooh.

And you shuck corn by firmly peeling away its layers

to reveal the beautiful, yellow-hued niblets.

-You get that, son? -Niblets.

Good, your task is to shuck all the corn in this here field.

[SPITS]

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

That ought to keep that chicken-stealing gopher busy for a while.

[CLUCKING]

I say, what in the world are you doing back here, boy?

Didn'’t sensei tell you to shuck all that corn?

Oh, shucks.

That'’s a lot of corn.

The next pillar of karate is uniting your mind, body and spirit.

And nothing unites '’em better than painting a fence.

Yeah, that'’s it. Up, down, up, down.

Remember, paint all of it.

Even if it takes you weeks, months, even years,

it teaches you a valuable lesson in...

Oh, come on now.

-[CLUCKING] -Now hold up, boy.

I got more lessons for you.

Uh, tar the roof of that barn.

[SNARLING]

Uh, dig a tunnel to Switzerland.

[SNARLING]

Do my taxes!

You owe money.

Read Infinite Chess!

Too many footnotes.

Okay, time to move on to something else.

[ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

Time to have dummy number one shock dummy number two.

-[CLUCKING] -[SNARLING]

Boy, I say, boy. It'’s time for more training.

Now give that dummy a good whack.

-[SNARLING] -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me get away from the blast, I mean...

Give you more room to practice, that is.

[LAUGHS] Okay, give it a try, champ.

Hiya! [SCREAMS]

Whoo! Whoo! [LAUGHS]

Uh-huh.

Say, this whole county should smell like roasted squirrel by now.

Ah.

Get that out of your mouth, boy!

Must not be giving off too much of a kick.

Hiya!

-[ELECTRICAL BUZZING] -[EXPLODES]

[CLUCKING]

You'’re not done with your training yet.

You have to test those fists of fury against the grain.

Wood grain, that is.

All right now, try to chop this board with your bare...

-[EXCLAIMS] -Okay.

Bet you can'’t break this metal slab.

-[EXCLAIMS] -All right now.

Try breaking a stack of 20.

[SNARLING]

Step aside, let the master try.

If you can do it, old Foghorn should have no problem.

Hi... [GRUNTS]

-[BONES CRACKING] -Ya.

[LAUGHS]

Ooh. [EXCLAIMS]

-[SNARLING] -Yeesh.

-[CRASHES] -What in the...

Hey, stop it. Don'’t you get it, boy?

I wanted to teach you a lesson about trying to steal my chickens,

but you don'’t have the common sense and decency

to let me hurt you, boy.

Uh...

Looks like I taught you well. [LAUGHS]

-[BONES CRACKING] -[GROANS] A little too well.

-[SNARLING] -[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[THUDS]

[CLUCKING]

[EXCLAIMING]

Chickens.

Those chickens Kung Pao'’d him in the face.

Get it? Kung Pao? Chicken?

That'’s Chinese food, son. Real spicy. Not my favorite.

Hiya!

Hiya!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]