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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GASPS]
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Come out, come out
wherever you are.
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Oh, where'd you go, honey?
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You can run,
but you can't hide.
[LAUGHS]
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Phew!
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Now to slip away unnoticed.
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[GRUNTS] Huh?
[EXCLAIMS]
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Say, what are you doing here
on my property, rabbit?
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There's no trespassing.
Didn't you see the signs?
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[BUZZING]
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Gosh! I must have missed them.
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Listen, Doc, can I stay
for just a minute?
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No, you can't stay.
I live up here alone,
understand?
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Now, you got three seconds
to get off of my property
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before I blow you
to smithereens.
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One, two...
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Hey, Doc, you're
counting too fast.
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You gotta put
a "Mississippi" in there.
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You know? One Mississippi,
two Mississippi. Get it?
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Oh, all right.
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi...
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You know what?
That's still too fast.
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Try "Rutherford B. Hayes."
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Fine! One Rutherford B...
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Now that blew up in your face.
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[GROANS]
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[SPEAKING GERMAN]
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[IN GERMAN ACCENT]
You need a haircut, mein Herr.
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Have a seat.
What will it be, mein Freund?
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I think I'd like to leave.
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You may know what you want
but I know what you need.
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First, the shampoo.
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Oh, don't get yourself
into a lather schnitzel.
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[WHIRRING]
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Now for the blow-dry.
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Now for the product.
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The texture cream,
the holding cream.
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The I scream,
you scream, we all
scream for ice cream.
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-What do you think?
-[GROANS]
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[GROWLS] I hates it.
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-[EXCLAIMS]
-[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[PANTING]
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[NORMAL VOICE] Hey, there.
Welcome to Toss Fit.
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The more you toss,
the more fit you'll be.
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-Now toss this rock
down the hill.
-[GRUNTING]
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-Good.
Now sprint to the bottom.
-[BREATHING HARD]
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Now push it back
up to the top. That's it.
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Now toss it back down again.
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-[GRUNTS]
-Sprint after it.
Stay in rhythm.
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Push, toss, sprint!
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Push, toss, sprint!
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Don't slow down now.
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Go! Go! Go!
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I'm feeling a little sick.
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The sicker you feel,
the fitter you'll be.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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-You getting out of shape
doesn't make any sense.
-[GROANS]
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Now toss this car.
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[GRUNTING]
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-Now toss this whale.
-[GRUNTS]
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Now toss this other whale.
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You got two whales?
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-[GRUNTS]
-Now toss this battleship.
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[GRUNTING]
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-Great set, Sam. Take five.
-Phew!
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Ooh, I'll tan your hide!
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This stuff is stickier
than molasses on a cat...
[EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, good.
The wax is set.
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Now we can get rid
of all that nasty chest hair.
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[YELLS IN PAIN]
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Oh, your cuticles
are not cute at all.
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This man needs a manicure.
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So get this. I saw Suzy
at the supermarket
in sweatpants.
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-She has really given up.
Don't you agree?
-[GROANS]
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Did I mention that Suzy only
eats the strawberry out of
the Neapolitan ice cream?
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Let me finish the story.
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I guess someone thinks
they're too good for
chocolate and vanilla.
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But then I ran
into Jess at checkout.
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And she heard from Brigitte,
who told Erica, who told
Denise, who told Lexie,
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who told Chelsea,
who told Jamie-Ann,
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who told Ashley
that Nicole might be
breaking up with Brian.
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Of course, if Brian's
on the market, I'm interested.
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So, what do you think?
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-[GROANS]
-Oh, honey, you really
need to moisturize.
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First, you have
to stretch it out.
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Then we have to open up
the pores by applying
this mud mask.
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Then we use a fish peel
to exfoliate the dead skin.
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♪ Mama's little baby
loves mackerel, mackerel
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♪ Mama's little baby
loves mackerel face ♪
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My, you're perfect!
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Let me call Bruce.
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Oh, Bruce!
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OMG! What on earth
are you wearing?
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[GASPS] Just because something
is comfortable doesn't mean
you should wear it.
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Let's get you into
something better, stat.
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[BABBLING]
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-I don't even know
what that is.
-I kind of like it.
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Um, no, you don't.
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[BABBLING]
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Hmm, too legit.
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Too legit to quit.
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[BABBLING]
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It's fabulous. Oh, I love it!
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[GIGGLES]
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Hey! You're the rabbit!
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Ooh!
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Get back here!
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Hold it!
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Drop the oar.
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Finally got ya
right where I want ya.
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I'm a gonna fill ya
full of buckshot.
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Hey, where you think
you're going?
Get back here!
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Oh!
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-[WOMAN SOBBING]
-[SAM YELLING]
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[GRUNTS AND GROANS]
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A man!
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Dearly beloved
gathered here today.
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Monumental ceremony.
Ring is a symbol,
ya-da-ya-da-ya-da.
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-Do you take this man
to be your husband?
-I do!
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-[WHISPERING] Do you wish
you were someplace else?
-I do.
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-He said, "I do."
I heard him.
-Huh?
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You're man and wife.
Now kiss!
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[SQUEALS]
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Whoa!
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-[SAM GRUNTS]
-I can't wait to get
you home, pumpkin.
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SAM: No!
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Wow! Those two really
fell head over heels
for each other.
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[LAUGHING]
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[LISPING] Valentine's Day!
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My favorite day
of the year.
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I love spreading love
and laughing
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and laughing and spreading
love and laughing some more.
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[LAUGHING]
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Ooh, here's an
opportunity now.
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[BOTH GROAN]
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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-Whoa!
-Double whoa!
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm Cupid.
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Sheesh!
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Everyone falls
for Valentine's Day.
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But not me.
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Still haven't found a fowl
for this fella.
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-Whoo-hoo!
-[LAUGHING]
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[BOTH GROAN]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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A giant baby!
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You okay, giant baby?
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-Must spread love.
-Sheesh! You're a mess!
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Can't go on.
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-You need to take my place.
-Take your place?
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Where do you live?
If it's got a pool, I'm in.
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No, take these arrows.
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Whomever you hit with
these will fall in love with
the first person they see.
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Go. Be Cupid.
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[GROANS]
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Don't worry, giant baby.
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I'm gonna spread love
like butter on toast!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wait a minute!
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What did the giant baby
say? Whatever I hit,
they fall in love?
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, brother! I'm not
really gonna do this.
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[GASPS] Ooh!
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Who is that?
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Now there is one fine
flying female. Whoo-hoo!
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Excuse me, squab.
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Birds of a feather
flock together.
Am I right?
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How's about coming
back to my nest, huh?
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-[GROWLS TEMPTINGLY]
-[QUACKS]
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This little quacker is gonna
need a bit more swooning.
Whoo-hoo!
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Don't leave me
hanging, sweetie.
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Although you could,
'cause you are the wind
beneath my wings.
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[QUACKS]
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Oh, come on, there's
got to be an easier way.
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Wait a minute.
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Ah-ha! There is!
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[SLURPING] Ah!
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[VOCALIZING]
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If you thought I
was in love before,
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wait till you get
a load of me now!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Gotcha!
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This is one catch
I'm never throwing back.
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Huh. Playing hard to get, huh?
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I need to approach this
in a more roundabout way.
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Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
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Healthcare for all!
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No more taxes!
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[BOTH MOANING]
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We're each other's
running mates.
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Emphasis on "mates."
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Hey!
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My arrows.
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Ow! [GASPS]
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Missed her by that much.
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What is happening?
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[VOCALIZING]
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You! You messed up everything!
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Hey! Baby's up
from his nap.
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[VOCALIZING]
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Ooh!
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What are you doing?
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You were supposed
to spread love, not
make people crazy.
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What's the difference?
Whoo-hoo!
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I was just trying
to get that duck to
fall in love with me.
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But she's playing hard to get.
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[QUACKS] Hmm!
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Ooh, you made a
mess of everything!
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Don't you think
you're being a bit rash?
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And I'm not talking
about your diaper.
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Give me my arrow.
You're doing it all wrong.
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You need to take
careful aim, like this. See?
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00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,170
Bulls...
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00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,651
[VOCALIZING]
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00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,566
...eye?
220
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,394
[VOCALIZING]
221
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:15,092
Uh-oh! Something
tells me I'm in trouble.
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[WHISTLING]
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-[VOCALIZING]
-Hello, lady.
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[WHISTLING]
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00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,450
No! Control yourself, please!
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00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,717
That's her type?
A giant baby?
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Better him than me.
Whoo-hoo!
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-[CROWD MURMURING]
-Oh, may I help you?
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Whoa!
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ALL: [CHANTING]
Must kiss duck.
Must kiss duck.
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-Must kiss duck.
-This may not end well.
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Come on, guys!
You don't want me.
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-You're smothering me!
-[KISSING]
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[STRAINING]
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Love is for the birds.
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Good thing I am one. Whoo-hoo!
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