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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[PORKY HUMMING]

Who would have guessed that someday I'd be the doorman of Hockwaugh Tower?

One of the fanciest buildings in the...

-Porky! -Ahhh! [GASPING] Yes, boss?

I've got a job for you.

We have a very important tenant moving into the penthouse today at 4:00 p.m.

Oh, I know. The movers just delivered his things.

I need you to go upstairs and make sure the penthouse is in tip-top shape for his arrival.

Right away, boss. I'm on it.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Time's a-wastin'. I gotta make sure everything's perfect.

[DOOR UNLOCKS]

Ah. This place is spectacular.

This place is somethin' else.

Everything seems to be... Okay.

I gotta get rid of that duck.

[WHISTLING]

Excuse me, Mr. Duck. Sorry to bother you.

But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Oh. Am I not welcome here?

It's just that I have a very important tenant moving in today at 4:00 p.m.

Not a problem, bub. I know some place I can go right away.

Oh, that's excellent news.

Thanks for understanding, Mr. Duck.

No, thank you.

Wow, what a nice duck.

Why you...

[VOCALIZING]

Someone put plates in my bathtub.

-I wouldn't eat off of these. -[PLATE SMASHING]

This is a private... [STAMMERING]

You don't belong here.

Hey, buddy, don't get yourself into a lather.

-[GRUNTS] -Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

[GASPS] Mother, is that you?

-It is you, Mother. -[MUNCHING]

-I'm sorry, but I gotta get you outta here, Mr. Duck. -Whoo!

[KNOCKING]

Not so fast, bub.

[GASPS] My keys!

Here you go, chum. Psyche!

[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

♪ Spin out the piggy

♪ He's a tornado of swine

♪ Spin out the piggy

-♪ 'Cause spinnin' the piggy is... ♪ -Fine?

No. Falling.

-[SCREAMS] -[PHONE RINGING]

-[PHONE BEEPS] -Hello. Porky Pig speaking.

ELLIOT: Porky! That place better be ready by 4:00 or you're fired!

Thanks for calling.

[THUD]

[STRAINING]

[PANTING]

[WHISTLING]

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

Wowzers, you look tired. How about a nap?

-Whoo-hoo! Whoo! -[GRUNTING]

If you're not careful, you're gonna wet the bed.

-Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. -Ahhh!

-[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. -That doesn't belong to you.

Give me that.

-Sure. -[GASPS]

-And take this. -[GRUNTS]

And this. And this. And this. And this. And this.

And this. And this. And this. And this.

-And this. And this. -[STRAINING]

Would you look at that.

You literally have every item in this penthouse in your arms right now.

Except for this antique, diamond-studded, feather duster.

Did you want to take this, too?

-Do you wanna take this from me? -[GROANING]

-This antique... -[GROANS]

-Diamond-studded... -Ah...

-Soft little... -Ah...

-Feather duster? -Ah...

[STRAINING]

[SIGHS]

Wow. That was impressive.

I thought for sure you were gonna...

-[SNEEZES] -Ahh!

I think you dropped these.

-[KNOCKING ON DOOR] -ELLIOT: Pig!

Open up! It's 4:00 p.m.

Don't tell anyone I was here.

ELLIOT: Pig! Open up now!

Hello.

-Porky, this here's the new tenant of the penthouse. -[GASPS]

If you don't mind, would you give him the keys?

Thank you very much.

Oh my. These are so warm.

And this is your new...

[SHUDDERING]

This place is...

Perfect! Ooh!

I just love what you've done here.

I do not know where you came from, but you have a gift.

[SCOFFS] Right. Well, that's our Porky.

For as long as you live here,

Porky will be your own personal valet. [CHUCKLES]

-For as long as I live? -For as long as you live.

-Forever? -Forever.

-Forever and ever? -Forever and ever.

-And ever? -And ever.

[BOTH ECHOING REPEATEDLY] -And ever? -And ever.

[SCREAMING]

You know, for a doorman, he sure goes out a lot of windows.

That's all, folks!

Thanks for comin' out today and supportin' me in this race, Squeaks.

I didn't expect you'd wanna race, too.

Mmm-hmm. [SQUEAKING]

Keep that attitude and maybe someday you'll be a professional racer like me.

And you'll win your own puce jersey.

Pace yourself, have fun, and enjoy the scenery.

-Just take time to stop and smell the... -The roses.

Cecil.

Hello, Bugs. Nice day to, uh, lose a race.

There's no way you're beatin' me today. Not with the XL 5000.

It's the most technologically advanced bike on the market.

Was. Was the most technologically advanced bike until the XL 5001.

The XL 5001? That hasn't even come out yet.

It's a prototype. It comes out tomorrow.

Boo-yah.

I don't care how fancy your bike is, Cecil.

You better be ready for some severe hare loss.

ANNOUNCER: Racers, to your marks.

[HORN BLOWS]

Whoa.

Take a look at my tail, 'cause this is all you're gonna see in this race.

[GRUNTS]

Oops. I have the silly thing in reverse.

[BEEPS]

[EXCLAIMS]

Don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

Oh, man. He's already ahead of me and my legs are so tired.

[GASPS] Tired!

[STRAINING]

Whoo-hoo!

See you at the finish line.

Ah. This is the only way to travel.

[SCREAMING]

Ow!

Ow!

Who puts a cactus in the middle of the road?

Ow!

My foot. Ow!

My bike.

[SNIFFS]

[SIGHS]

That wolf in a turtle shell isn't the only one with a few tricks up his bicycle seat.

Hmm, where did I put that rope?

-A-ha! -Hmm.

Just can't get that tortoise, huh, doc?

I got 'em this time.

I'm attachin' rockets to my bike.

That snail won't know what hit him.

Oh, that's some smarts.

But can I make a suggestion?

Oh, of course.

I'd tie yourself onto that bike.

That way you won't get separated from it.

Hey, that's a great idea. Thanks.

[SNIFFS]

[SIGHS]

Good luck out there. And don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

All right. Thanks, Cecil.

Cecil!

[SCREAMS]

That's it. No more Mr. Nice Bunny.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

So long, half-shell! See you in New Rochelle... [SCREAMING]

You know the goal of the race is to finish, right?

What a burn.

[LAUGHING]

[SCREAMING]

[BLEATING]

Yeow!

[GRUNTING]

-Oh! Monster! -Ah!

[SCREAMS]

Cecil, I'm not out of this yet!

[SCREAMING]

[GIGGLING]

[CONTINUES SCREAMING]

Looks like I buried my competition.

[RUMBLING]

BUGS: Don't forget to stop and smell the roses!

Well, looks like I'd better put it into high gear.

[YELPS]

I'm in the lead. There's the finish line.

Hey, I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!

-CECIL: Not so fast. -Huh?

If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.

-[GROWLS] -[GASPS]

-You're gonna lose, turtle. -I doubt it.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

-Cecil, this is your fault. -My fault?

-This is your... -[HUMMING]

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

the winner of this year's Tour de Forest,

and the coveted puce jersey, is Squeaks!

Huh? [LAUGHS]

ANNOUNCER: He is literally going over to the side of the road

-and stopping to smell the... -[SNIFFING]

BOTH: Don't say it. Don't say it!