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D'oh!
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I haven't seen you before.
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Yeah, we go around...
jumping, jump, jump.
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Oh, we bouncy ba... ha, ha.
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Release the hounds.
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I'm so excited Springfield
finally has a vegan restaurant.
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I thought you'd enjoy this, Lisa.
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You deserve to have the
food that only you like.
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Your St. Louis-style Baby Back Fibs,
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leg of yam and Wagyu beets.
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Dad, are you sure
you're okay eating here?
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I can eat anything
as long as I pretend it once had a face.
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- And eyes.
- Ew.
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Why are you both kissing up to Lisa?
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Is this her last meal?
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You're gonna want to
look thin in your coffin,
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so I'll eat your dessert.
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Sure, have my dessert.
You'll look like Dad.
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And for your information,
we are not kissing up.
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By the way, Lisa,
have you picked a subject yet
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for your "Most Interesting
Person I Know" paper?
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Aha! Mystery solved.
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Once again, the school pits
parents against each other.
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Homer, you're up. Sell yourself, dude.
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Lisa, hi. Homer Simpson, longtime fan.
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Astronaut, sometime taxpayer.
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Oh, well, let's see,
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"The most interesting person
I know is a white male."
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That'll go over great
in today's climate.
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I hope you like blowback.
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Mom, Dad, I've made my decision.
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After a lot of soul-searching,
I've decided to go with...
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Frink!
I'm writing about Professor Frink.
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- Who?
- You know. "Flavin, glayvin, hoyvik."
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That Coke bottle with teeth?
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He's devoted his life to helping
the world through science.
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Say, uh, can you tell me if
I came in second or third?
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It's best not to proceed down that road.
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Fine. Then I can end
this little vegan charade.
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Professor Frink,
I want to thank you so much
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for letting me visit
you during office hours.
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His last visitor was the process server
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for the monkey who's suing him.
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Um, who's this?
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Oh, well, that's Professor Hessler.
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We share the space here.
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Pay her no mind.
She's in the humanities.
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Professor Frink, I'd love to know
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how you got started in science.
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Oh, science? Well,
I was created by science, my dear child.
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Oh. That was you?
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Oh, no, no, I was the world's
second test-tube baby.
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Yes, I-I was greeted
with far less fanfare.
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My parents had great chemistry.
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Uh, no love, but they were chemists.
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The only way I could get
noticed was through science
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and changing the pitch of my voice
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so they couldn't help but notice me.
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But I never had my breakthrough.
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In a world of Einsteins,
I am a James Chadwick.
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- Who?
- Well, exactly.
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It's too bad your name isn't famous.
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All this will change,
for I have been developing
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my own cryptocurrency.
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Oh. I have no idea what that means.
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What do they teach you at that school?
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How to get the teachers coffee.
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Yeah... A-Anyway, I will explain
cryptocurrency by clicking
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a link to TV's most beloved scientist,
Mr. Jim Parsons.
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People think I'm a nerd,
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but I'm actually super cool.
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That's why I'm here to talk
about the really cool subject
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of distributed consensus-based
cryptocurrency.
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Kachinga.
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Could a nerd do that? I don't think so.
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For cryptocurrency to work,
we need a record
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of every transaction that occurs.
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These are recorded in what's
called a distributed ledger.
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When you use the currency,
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the transaction is
recorded in the ledger.
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I can dig it.
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And when one ledger book gets filled up,
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we add to a "chain" of previous books.
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That's the "blockchain."
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Later, glitches.
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If you'd like to learn more
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about how cryptocurrencies work,
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here's everything else you need to know.
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And goodbye from me,
super cool Jim Parsons.
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It went in. It went in! It went in!
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It went in! It went in... You saw it!
It went in!
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So will Frinkcoin
finally be the invention
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that makes me rich?
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Or will...
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Well, uh, thank you for your support.
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Frinkcoin,
the brainchild of longtime bachelor...
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of science, Professor Frink,
is making a mint.
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Arnie Pye is live at
the news conference.
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I don't know why, Kent.
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With all the layoffs, they've got me,
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the traffic guy, on the science beat.
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I just found out how a helicopter flies.
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It's terrifying!
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Well, whatever the heck that was,
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Frinkcoin was just rated
the world's most stable
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financial instrument, beating gold,
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the renminbi and roadside corn.
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Well, can't eat no cryptocurrency
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when the grid goes down.
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That's why I started my hedge fund.
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Another billionaire?
How did he make his money?
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Paraffin? Castor oil?
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Whale bone corsets for
the woman who dares?
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Actually, cryptocurrency.
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Oh, I know about cryptocurrency.
I have it in my crypt.
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No, sir, this is a new kind
of digital currency,
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based on blockchain.
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Oh, I know all about blockchain.
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Again, not what you're thinking.
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This new currency has
made Professor Frink
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the richest man in Springfield.
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Wait. Are you saying I am no
longer the richest man in town?
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I'm afraid not, Monty.
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You have the gall to call me Monty?
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Just because you chew my food
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makes you think we're
on a first-name basis?
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Of course not, sir.
I'll never do that again.
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I will have my dinner now.
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Lobster Thermidor.
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Start chewing.
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But, sir, I-I'm allergic to shellfish.
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And I'm not, Wayland.
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It went in... You saw it. It went in!
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Hi, Professor.
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I wanted to see how you're enjoying
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your newfound fame and wealth.
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He hasn't invested in deodorant.
I can tell you that much.
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Well, the first ten million
went to pay off student loans.
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S-Strange, strange.
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I have the fame and fortune
I've always desired and yet,
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I'm... well, I'm as empty
as a Dewar vacuum flask.
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Well, maybe it's time to
take care of yourself now.
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What are the things that
you've always wanted?
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Oh, let's see,
I've always wanted one of those pens
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with the four different colors.
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I fashioned one myself, but it's, uh,
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it's a tad bit unwieldy.
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You can get those pens,
and so much more.
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Do they make a silencer for
his constant nasal whistle?
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Well, you know what?
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You will never have to worry
about my adenoidal hiss again.
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I can still hear it!
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He's in Chicago, for God's sake!
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Moe, Lisa has offered to pay my bar tab.
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You do accept Frinkcoin, right?
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I'll accept any currency
except the Albanian lek.
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I sunk everything I had into it,
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and now I ain't got two
qindarkas to rub together.
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But that Frink, man, boy,
he's sure got it made.
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Yeah, I wonder what he's doing now.
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I said I wonder what he's doing now!
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Yes, come in.
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So, are you happier?
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No. No... I got everything I wanted.
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Even the pen. But I'm-I'm still sad.
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Aw, poor guy.
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What? That's just Amazon delivery.
Calm yourself.
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You should have seen poor
Professor Frink, Dad.
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Poor Frink?
He's the richest guy in town.
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But he's not rich in the most
important thing there is.
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Health?
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Oh, yeah.
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No. The most important thing is friends.
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Dad, you should take
Professor Frink to Moe's.
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Oh, I can't do that.
It's like having your mother's sisters
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come for a visit.
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Actually, they're coming in 20 minutes.
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Taking Frink to Moe's.
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Never seen a fat man move so fast.
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Got a cigarette?
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Not since we moved to Disney.
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All right, next question... Hey!
Pay attention.
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Name a drink made from hops and barley.
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Barley hops?
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No.
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- Meryl Streep?
- Good guess, but no.
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Uh, hey, guys,
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I was wondering if my
friend Professor Frink and I
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could join you?
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All right,
but we've been playing a long time.
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Don't expect to just come in and
join a wall of trivia champs.
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Well...
oh, my goodness, well, no one...
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The Bay City Rollers,
Ed "Too Tall" Jones,
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the cronut and ring-a-levio,
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also known as ring-o-lario
on Staten Island,
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but those people are, well,
they're quite backward.
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All correct.
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I'm "Too Tall" Jones, and even I
didn't know the answer was me.
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- Sir?
- Oh, it's "sir" now, is it?
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Not "Monty" or "Queen B"?
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No, sir. And I really appreciate
the long, healthy walk
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from my new parking spot.
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Get in all 10,000 steps.
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Good, the two things I can't take
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are insubordination and a slight breeze.
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Mm, yeah.
Uh, sir, to make you the wealthiest man
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in town again, I've assembled a team
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of the greatest mathematicians
and cryptographers
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to ever leave their rooms.
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They're here to develop... Burnscoin.
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Will there be actual coins?
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If so, make sure they're made
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from something men must die mining.
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Is there an ivory that
comes from people?
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So, here are the programmers
working on your currency.
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And I've discovered some serious
issues with this nuclear plant.
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By my calculations,
the cracks in the coolant pipes
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are growing exponentially.
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Smithers,
give this poindexter a McKinley Rub.
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Now, listen here, you magna cum losers!
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You are here for one
reason and one reason only:
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to create a pseudo currency
like the Bitcoin or the peso
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that will make me rich.
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So rich I could buy ten NFL teams.
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Not the Jets.
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Okay, people, laptops open,
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headphones on, Red Bulls popped.
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We'll get this, Monty.
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Uh, I mean, I'm a sick man, sir.
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I'll get help.
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Wayland, I think what you're
doing comes out of anger.
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Are you upset with Mr. Burns?
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- No.
- Please, you're safe here.
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Oh, the things I've done for
that hollow-boned horror show!
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That interview he did for Vanity Fair?
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I wrote all his answers.
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Like he would ever spend a
weekend in Santa Barbara.
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I'm the one who loves Sideways... me!
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Does anyone have any
thoughts about how Wayland
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can approach these feelings?
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You? Oh, I'm sorry.
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I-I don't know your name yet.
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00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,865
Well, I learned in dealing
with Bruce Willis that...
255
00:12:06,613 --> 00:12:07,742
I'm sorry!
256
00:12:07,819 --> 00:12:10,703
Whenever I say his name I expect
a phone to be thrown at me.
257
00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:11,913
- Christian Bale.
- Roseanne.
258
00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:13,109
- Jared Leto.
- Roseanne!
259
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,248
- Katherine Heigl.
- Trump.
260
00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:15,750
- Trump. - Trump.
- Roseanne!
261
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,377
Wayland,
I'm going to write you a prescription
262
00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:18,586
for Sychophantanyl.
263
00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:20,088
Take one every time you feel
264
00:12:20,164 --> 00:12:21,589
like saying what you really think.
265
00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:23,549
Ah, thank you.
266
00:12:24,539 --> 00:12:25,885
I just got a text.
267
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,654
Anyone here who works for Mariah Carey,
268
00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:31,461
meet her at SoulCycle and
bring a kitten... now!
269
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,395
Listen, Professor,
270
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:37,271
why-why are we hanging
around Moe's Tavern
271
00:12:37,348 --> 00:12:39,157
when we could be somewhere good?
272
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:40,992
Fear not, my new best friends.
273
00:12:41,069 --> 00:12:42,660
I will take you on a tour
274
00:12:42,737 --> 00:12:45,071
of Springfield's finest establishments.
275
00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:46,498
Come on, let's go. It'll be joyous,
276
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,449
and raucous, and other things.
277
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:49,951
Three cheers for Frink!
278
00:12:50,027 --> 00:12:52,245
Actually, studies show
that one and a half
279
00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:54,622
is the optimum number of cheers, so...
280
00:12:54,699 --> 00:12:56,007
Hip hip hooray!
281
00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:57,959
- Hip hip...
- And done.
282
00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,919
? If you're poor
and find yourself ?
283
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:03,014
? Outside the door, just ask me ?
284
00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:05,350
? To buy your drink ?
285
00:13:05,427 --> 00:13:07,268
? Hangin' with the Frink ?
286
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,356
? Clink my link, you'll swim, not sink ?
287
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:14,025
? Here is my pitch, come on, be rich ?
288
00:13:14,102 --> 00:13:16,194
? Hey, what's to think ?
289
00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:19,105
? Hangin' with the Frink ?
290
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:21,607
? Ah, yeah! ?
291
00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:24,013
This Frink has been gold
peacocking all over town.
292
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,205
What's taking you Slide
Rule Charlies so long?
293
00:13:27,282 --> 00:13:29,185
We aren't able to
create a cryptocurrency
294
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,825
as powerful as the Frinkcoin.
295
00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:33,378
But... this equation, if solved,
296
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:36,047
could make all digital coins worthless.
297
00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:38,361
- Including Frink's.
- Excellent.
298
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,385
How long will it take to solve?
299
00:13:40,462 --> 00:13:43,004
Well, if we work weekends
and bring in some extra help,
300
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,867
I'd say 90,000 years.
301
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,241
- Uh-huh, uh, yeah, uh-huh.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
302
00:13:47,318 --> 00:13:48,371
- Bah!
- Ow. Ow.
303
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,561
- Ow. Ow.
- Ah.
304
00:13:49,637 --> 00:13:50,678
Get out!
305
00:13:53,216 --> 00:13:55,183
As for Frink, if I can't break his bank,
306
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:56,851
I'll break his spirit.
307
00:14:00,802 --> 00:14:02,648
Amazing, Professor!
308
00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:03,942
You win again!
309
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:08,413
This is my only suit of clothes!
310
00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:10,364
Ahoy-hoy! I was in the neighborhood
311
00:14:10,441 --> 00:14:12,250
and thought we might have a drink.
312
00:14:12,327 --> 00:14:14,419
You know, billionaire to billionaire.
313
00:14:15,699 --> 00:14:18,790
Oh, I just love champagne
that's been in space, don't you?
314
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:22,026
Now, listen to me, your friends
don't give a whit about you.
315
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:23,223
That is not true!
316
00:14:23,247 --> 00:14:25,080
Those guys are my best buddies!
317
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,867
Fatso and Drunky and the
evil bartender there.
318
00:14:28,943 --> 00:14:30,752
Well, think about this, Professor.
319
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,565
The curse of wealth is
that you will never,
320
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:36,591
ever again know if
anyone truly likes you.
321
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,002
Oh, my, could it be that they're,
322
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,138
well, they're really just leeches?
323
00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:47,269
Hmm. Mm.
324
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,772
Oh, evil and, uh...
325
00:14:53,694 --> 00:14:57,445
Frink interview, final chapter,
"Happily Ever After."
326
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,759
I'm just so unbelievably sad.
327
00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:00,949
I mean, is he right?
328
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,993
Do I really have no true friends?
329
00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:07,071
Come get some.
330
00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:09,532
Don't worry about what Mr. Burns says.
331
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,576
He's a vicious old viper who knows
332
00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:13,369
nothing of the human heart.
333
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,796
Oh, and you do?
334
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,609
Well, I've seen a lot
for an eight-year-old.
335
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:19,209
My parents have split up
nearly a thousand times.
336
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,304
My brother is a scab on society's knee.
337
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,806
And every time I get a
pony or make a friend,
338
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,142
they get the hell out of town.
339
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,927
Wow, you have lived quite a life.
340
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:31,124
Yeah, it's not all bad.
341
00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:32,931
I had a jazz friend.
342
00:15:33,885 --> 00:15:34,891
Who died.
343
00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:37,894
Here's my plan, Smithers.
344
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,470
We put the equation here.
345
00:15:39,548 --> 00:15:42,273
And the ingenuity of crowds will
solve it for us by tomorrow,
346
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:45,972
thus rendering all
cryptocurrency worthless.
347
00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:48,613
- Well, what if they don't?
- Don't worry, Smithers.
348
00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:51,978
If this doesn't work,
I'll get some of my old Yale buddies in.
349
00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:54,336
Well, they're dead and their
children are dead, sir.
350
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,649
Oh, my.
351
00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:58,506
Mm? Hmm.
352
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,320
Someone's gonna solve that?
353
00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:03,990
This town is so dumb,
they built an indoor windfarm.
354
00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:07,799
They're so dumb,
they need a recipe to make ice!
355
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,329
Stay in your lane, Mel!
356
00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:11,331
You've given me no lane!
357
00:16:11,355 --> 00:16:13,304
Eh, at least it's not another billboard
358
00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:16,266
complaining about
crimes I haven't solved.
359
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,276
_
360
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:22,152
_
361
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,551
_
362
00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:28,317
_
363
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,350
Who would do this, Lou?
364
00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:32,123
Who?!
365
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,724
_
366
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,328
All my life,
I believed in the scientific meth-od.
367
00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:40,623
I need proof that my
friends actually are...
368
00:16:41,577 --> 00:16:42,625
...uh, uh, friends.
369
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,553
Hey, Professor.
370
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,055
Boy, I can't wait to sit in the skybox
371
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,965
for the big game today.
372
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,046
I'm gonna have chicken and popcorn
373
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,676
and never watch the game.
374
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:53,511
Well, I'm so sorry, change in plans.
375
00:16:53,588 --> 00:16:55,471
You see, the skybox wasn't available,
376
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,899
so I got regular tickets.
377
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,642
Oh, that reminds me.
378
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,902
I need to have a cyst removed.
379
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,570
Now's as good a time as any.
380
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,050
Yeah, and I got to be there
381
00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:05,718
to say, uh, "Do not resuscitate."
382
00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:07,075
Do resuscitate!
383
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,869
Ah, uh, I really should write that down.
384
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,070
_
385
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:18,036
All right, now, now,
the experiment is not yet complete.
386
00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,329
Let's just see here.
387
00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:24,208
Oh, Professor, you kill me!
388
00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:28,046
I never heard such a crazy
bunch of nonsense talk.
389
00:17:28,122 --> 00:17:30,548
Yeah, I-I was speaking Mandarin Chinese.
390
00:17:31,422 --> 00:17:33,268
So... this time, would one of you
391
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,145
be so kind as to, uh...
392
00:17:37,048 --> 00:17:38,890
No one outsmarts ol' Gil.
393
00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:41,184
Ooh, hot, hot, hot!
394
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,277
Cha-cha!
395
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,356
Well, that's it, from now on,
396
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,117
my only company will be A.I., I insist.
397
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,361
My first independent thought is
398
00:17:51,719 --> 00:17:53,559
I dislike you.
399
00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:04,110
Oh, thank God you woke me.
400
00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,542
I was having a terrible dream.
401
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,623
Oh, about what?
402
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:09,679
All the awful things I've done.
403
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,783
Oh, I knew you shouldn't have had
404
00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:12,382
that second blueberry at dinner,
405
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,092
but this is why I brought you.
406
00:18:14,168 --> 00:18:15,977
Look, someone posted a
solution on the whiteboard.
407
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,790
Frink is ruined!
408
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,387
Yarr, this problem has
been speared in the head,
409
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:26,799
hauled on the deck,
and sliced up the guts,
410
00:18:26,823 --> 00:18:29,065
eh, mathematically speaking.
411
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,441
Yarr.
412
00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:32,944
So, who found the solution?
413
00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,780
Did I do it?
414
00:18:35,857 --> 00:18:37,165
No...
415
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,783
Hmm, I guess we'll never know.
416
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,146
The important thing is that once again,
417
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,504
I am the richest man
418
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,151
in a town of 32,000 people.
419
00:18:45,175 --> 00:18:47,675
Excellent.
420
00:18:55,649 --> 00:18:58,094
And so, the equation was solved.
421
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,666
Solved by the one person
who could solve it:
422
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:03,099
Professor John Frink.
423
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,267
End of report.
424
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,768
How did you know?
425
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,771
A girl learns a lot writing
a second grade report.
426
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,983
I knew that you'd be willing to
throw away everything you had,
427
00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:13,943
because it didn't mean anything.
428
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,515
And I had a pretty good idea
429
00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:17,350
of what your handwriting looks like.
430
00:19:17,374 --> 00:19:20,116
Also, anyone else
smart enough to solve this
431
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,022
is too smart to come to Springfield.
432
00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:24,829
Well, you really understand me.
433
00:19:24,906 --> 00:19:28,027
Young lady, you are my best friend.
434
00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:31,127
- Hoyvik.
- Aw, really?
435
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,889
Well, beware,
I lose everything I care about.
436
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,869
Well, you won't lose me.
437
00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,968
I'll always be right here.
438
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,062
In this flash drive.
439
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,931
I will treasure this forever.
440
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,902
I had a billion dollars...
what have I done?!
441
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:54,525
Ugh. Ten glorious days of peace.
442
00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:56,360
I was able to finish my dissertation.
443
00:19:56,437 --> 00:19:59,058
Losing a billion dollars means nothing
444
00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:01,458
as long as I see you again.
445
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,255
Are we gonna do this?
446
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,082
? Thanks for the currency ?
447
00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:25,273
? All my dollar bills ?
448
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,017
? Piled up to the hills ?
449
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,353
? Ruble, pound, or Deutschmark ?
450
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,593
? You all give me such thrills. ?
451
00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:36,951
Didn't I fight alongside you in the war?
452
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,278
Um, we weren't on the same side,
453
00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,462
but I was there.
454
00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:45,960
Ooh, much better.
455
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,079
? Thanks ?
456
00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:50,373
? For the currency ?
457
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,467
? We watched it rise and fall ?
458
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,877
? But we both had a ball ?
459
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,472
? We made this song so long ?
460
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,119
? It spilled into the crawl. ?
461
00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:02,060
Hoyvik.
462
00:21:30,243 --> 00:21:31,313
Shh!
463
00:21:34,353 --> 00:21:37,097
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