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The admissions office. 14 00:01:02,853 --> 00:01:04,347 And what did they say? 15 00:01:08,186 --> 00:01:10,260 They were telling me about... 16 00:01:10,262 --> 00:01:14,357 a spot that recently opened in their class of 2024. 17 00:01:14,359 --> 00:01:17,029 And after a second review of my application, 18 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:18,660 they wanted me to fill it. 19 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:22,415 The implication being... 20 00:01:22,418 --> 00:01:24,110 that was Jughead's spot. 21 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:27,230 Yeah. They didn't say that, but... 22 00:01:28,298 --> 00:01:29,831 And how did that make you feel? 23 00:01:31,209 --> 00:01:32,263 Mom, do we... 24 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,472 It was a night like any other 25 00:01:37,474 --> 00:01:43,811 when Forsythe Pendleton Jones III, or "Jughead," affectionately, 26 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:46,481 went to a school party in the woods. 27 00:01:46,483 --> 00:01:50,968 But unlike his peers, Jughead never came home. 28 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:55,656 A few days later, his body was discovered at the bottom of a ravine. 29 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:58,993 The mysterious circumstances around his death 30 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:01,501 are the subject of this documentary. 31 00:02:01,504 --> 00:02:03,355 I'm Alice Smith, 32 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:07,317 and this is Murder in a Small Town. 33 00:02:07,319 --> 00:02:11,029 As the oldest resident of our town, tell us, Nana Rose, 34 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:14,491 when did the darkness begin to take hold of Riverdale? 35 00:02:14,493 --> 00:02:19,336 Riverdale was a town born in blood... 36 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:24,261 and it has bathed in it ever since. 37 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:26,187 Thank you. 38 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:27,964 [CHERYL SIGHS] 39 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:32,779 Sweet cousin, I am so, so sorry. 40 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,891 It looks like the Blossom family curse has finally caught up to you. 41 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:41,963 And that I now have a rival as teen queen of tragedy. 42 00:02:41,966 --> 00:02:43,079 Lucky me. 43 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,499 Promise me you won't do it. 44 00:02:48,619 --> 00:02:50,360 Do what? 45 00:02:50,362 --> 00:02:52,612 Take your own life. 46 00:02:52,615 --> 00:02:56,717 We all know you and Jughead were Riverdale High's Hamlet and Ophelia. 47 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:59,363 And I personally know what it's like to lose your other half. 48 00:03:00,798 --> 00:03:02,969 The despairing thoughts can flood without warning. 49 00:03:04,376 --> 00:03:06,177 Don't let them drown you. 50 00:03:06,179 --> 00:03:07,645 I promise I won't. 51 00:03:09,566 --> 00:03:11,089 Nevertheless... 52 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:14,477 from now on, Betty Cooper, you're under suicide watch. 53 00:03:14,479 --> 00:03:16,523 Consider me your constant shadow. 54 00:03:16,526 --> 00:03:17,697 No. 55 00:03:18,483 --> 00:03:19,838 Please, no. 56 00:03:19,841 --> 00:03:23,818 Uh, no. My mom is already being clingy enough with her documentary. 57 00:03:23,821 --> 00:03:25,654 I really... 58 00:03:25,656 --> 00:03:29,601 I just can't have anyone else invading my personal space right now. 59 00:03:29,604 --> 00:03:31,475 What's first on today's agenda? 60 00:03:32,571 --> 00:03:34,780 I will be going to Stonewall Prep 61 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,074 to gather the rest of Jughead's belongings. 62 00:03:37,076 --> 00:03:38,951 My convertible is right out front. 63 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:40,103 I'll drive you. 64 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,597 [BETTY SIGHS] 65 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,727 Fine, just... You're staying in the car. 66 00:03:54,185 --> 00:03:55,415 [SIGHS] 67 00:04:20,786 --> 00:04:22,651 Save your tears. 68 00:04:22,654 --> 00:04:24,193 No one's watching. 69 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,199 Bret. 70 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:29,935 You got your wish, Ponytail. 71 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:33,463 Forsythe isn't going to Yale. 72 00:04:33,465 --> 00:04:36,688 So I guess it'll just be you and me in New Haven. 73 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,480 [EXHALES] 74 00:05:14,265 --> 00:05:16,548 Ow, ow! Wait, Archie. You're on my hair. 75 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,098 - You're on my hair. - I'm sorry. 76 00:05:19,428 --> 00:05:20,444 That's okay. 77 00:05:21,347 --> 00:05:22,506 [EXHALES] 78 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,265 - I'm fine. - [EXHALES] 79 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:26,951 Not trying to overanalyze this... 80 00:05:28,112 --> 00:05:30,299 rendezvous interruptus, but... 81 00:05:31,490 --> 00:05:33,667 Are you thinking about what I'm thinking about? 82 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:37,706 You mean, Betty's whole 83 00:05:37,707 --> 00:05:40,358 kick-the-hornet's-nest plan against the Stonies? 84 00:05:40,361 --> 00:05:41,591 Yeah. 85 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,362 Hermosa. Ever heard of knocking? 86 00:05:45,365 --> 00:05:47,555 You're gonna be late for school. 87 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:52,351 Though I do understand how you can get lost in those abs. 88 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:55,638 I don't think we've met. 89 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,251 That's quite intentional. 90 00:05:57,254 --> 00:06:01,142 Hermosa, kindly tell me what you really want, or get out of my room. 91 00:06:01,145 --> 00:06:05,606 After you announced you were possibly deferring Barnard, 92 00:06:05,608 --> 00:06:06,665 I called them. 93 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,142 Well, Hermione Lodge called them. 94 00:06:09,144 --> 00:06:12,488 You're under investigation. 95 00:06:12,490 --> 00:06:16,417 Hmm. God, I wonder what that's about. 96 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:21,946 Oh, I cannot wait to find out and tell Papi all about it. 97 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,317 Now, rise and shine. 98 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,065 The espresso's getting cold. 99 00:06:27,472 --> 00:06:28,767 [ALICE] Sheriff Jones, 100 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:31,277 can you tell us where you are in the investigation? 101 00:06:32,343 --> 00:06:33,934 Uh, yeah. [CLEARS THROAT] 102 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,295 Uh... 103 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:41,466 A couple of nights ago, a body was found in the woods in a ravine. 104 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:44,220 It was positively ID'd as my son. 105 00:06:45,782 --> 00:06:49,950 Dr. Curdle Jr. completed his autopsy and declared the... 106 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:53,436 The cause of death, as blunt force trauma to the head. 107 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:55,439 We also got a call a couple of days ago 108 00:06:55,441 --> 00:06:58,200 from a hiker who found a bloody rock in the woods, 109 00:06:58,202 --> 00:07:00,252 near where Jughead was discovered. 110 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,959 It was bagged for evidence, 111 00:07:02,962 --> 00:07:06,884 and sent to a lab for testing, so we'll know more soon. 112 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,679 So, you suspect foul play? 113 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,280 Nothing's off the table. 114 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:16,811 And earlier, did I hear that you have a new lead? 115 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:20,718 Yeah, just waiting on a warrant so I can act on it. 116 00:07:26,472 --> 00:07:27,563 Bret, what the hell? 117 00:07:27,565 --> 00:07:29,292 His dad is in your room. 118 00:07:34,363 --> 00:07:36,637 You can't be in here. 119 00:07:36,648 --> 00:07:39,723 Your headmaster and this warrant say otherwise. 120 00:07:45,157 --> 00:07:46,841 My office got an anonymous tip 121 00:07:46,843 --> 00:07:50,082 that you have something personal that belonged to my son. 122 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:55,826 Look, I assure you I have nothing that belonged to Jughead. 123 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:06,198 What about this tie pin? 124 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,229 It's his. 125 00:08:09,232 --> 00:08:10,590 Isn't it? 126 00:08:13,685 --> 00:08:18,939 When Forsythe was expelled, he threw his tie pin in our faces. 127 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:21,933 - I guess I forgot I had it. - You guess? 128 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,356 That's weak sauce, kid. 129 00:08:24,359 --> 00:08:26,862 - Look, I'm sorry. - Sorry? 130 00:08:26,865 --> 00:08:28,201 About what? 131 00:08:28,204 --> 00:08:31,719 Sorry we didn't come forward, but we... We were afraid. 132 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:34,079 You're gonna have to be a lot more specific than that. 133 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,081 We were afraid of her. 134 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,708 We were afraid she'd do to us what she did to Forsythe. 135 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:40,560 - Who? - Betty, of course. 136 00:08:41,472 --> 00:08:42,864 [BREATH TREMBLING] 137 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,691 [SNIFFLES] 138 00:08:46,668 --> 00:08:48,617 The night of the party, 139 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:53,266 Bret and I decided to sneak into the woods to do what teenagers do. 140 00:08:54,309 --> 00:08:57,769 Until we saw Betty... 141 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:01,439 holding a rock, standing over Jughead. 142 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,608 And then we saw that she wasn't alone. 143 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,873 She was with those friends of hers. 144 00:09:05,876 --> 00:09:07,213 Veronica and... 145 00:09:08,305 --> 00:09:09,869 Archie, I think? 146 00:09:11,293 --> 00:09:13,881 Is there anyone who can back up this story? 147 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:15,359 Bret can. 148 00:09:15,362 --> 00:09:17,454 He was with me. 149 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,356 He was with me the whole time. 150 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:28,442 Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, and Veronica Lodge, 151 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:30,189 you're under arrest for the cold-blooded 152 00:09:30,192 --> 00:09:32,497 murder of my son, Jughead Jones. 153 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,984 This was their move, the Stonies. 154 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,128 We knew that they would do this. 155 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,582 I hope you're right, Betty. 156 00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:50,917 Everything's fine, okay? 157 00:09:50,918 --> 00:09:53,783 This is good. This is where they start tripping up, okay? 158 00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:55,561 This will work. It has to. 159 00:09:57,672 --> 00:10:01,093 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 160 00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:06,518 Oh, my family's been serving up milkshakes 161 00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:09,632 to the residents of Riverdale for generations now. 162 00:10:09,635 --> 00:10:11,445 It's in my blood. I love this town. 163 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:13,263 [ALICE] Which must make it particularly 164 00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:15,679 hard when terrible things happen here, 165 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,641 year after year. 166 00:10:17,643 --> 00:10:19,994 I'm not gonna lie. It's painful... 167 00:10:21,004 --> 00:10:23,981 to see this vibrant place, my home, 168 00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:27,271 suffer so much bloodshed and violence. 169 00:10:27,274 --> 00:10:29,027 [DOOR BUZZES, LOCKS] 170 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,170 [CLANGS] 171 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,956 [FP] You three sit tight. 172 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:34,368 I'll be bringing you in for questioning one at a time, 173 00:10:34,371 --> 00:10:35,879 and then we're finally gonna get to the bottom 174 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,702 of what happened that night. 175 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,038 You understand me? 176 00:10:43,426 --> 00:10:45,209 The interrogations came next. 177 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,022 And although I wasn't allowed inside the room with the suspects, 178 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,431 a source in the Sheriff's office 179 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,273 promised me exclusive access. 180 00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:54,403 [FP] When was the last time you saw him? 181 00:10:57,349 --> 00:10:59,611 I don't remember exactly. 182 00:10:59,614 --> 00:11:02,227 Stonewall students say you saw him laying on the ground, 183 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,354 bleeding from the head. Does that jog your memory? 184 00:11:04,356 --> 00:11:05,511 That's enough, FP. 185 00:11:05,514 --> 00:11:08,616 My daughter had and has nothing to do with this mess. 186 00:11:08,619 --> 00:11:11,214 Did you speak to Jughead at all the night of the party? 187 00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:12,704 You don't have to answer that, Archie. 188 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,030 [SLAMS TABLE] You've said the same thing 189 00:11:14,032 --> 00:11:16,408 to the last 20 questions I've asked, Mary. 190 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:19,628 Now, I appreciate your need to protect your boy, but I need answers. 191 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:20,972 He's gotta give me something. 192 00:11:20,975 --> 00:11:22,497 Legally, he does not. 193 00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:24,545 And as his lawyer, I am required to make sure 194 00:11:24,548 --> 00:11:26,709 that my client is aware of his rights. 195 00:11:26,712 --> 00:11:28,345 We don't have long. 196 00:11:28,347 --> 00:11:31,548 FP said he could only give me a few moments with you alone 197 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:33,444 with the security cameras off. 198 00:11:34,311 --> 00:11:37,729 Betty, honey, I know you did it. 199 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,097 What... Mom, seriously? 200 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:42,100 Well, not on purpose. Not premeditated. 201 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,576 But... 202 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:44,732 [SIGHS] 203 00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:49,323 I know what it's like to be driven by rage and desire, 204 00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:51,585 and sometimes things can just get out of hand. 205 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:54,946 I told you, I didn't do it. It was the Stonies. 206 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,240 Betty, FP has the proof. 207 00:11:57,242 --> 00:11:58,783 And... 208 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,745 To be honest, I was expecting something like this. 209 00:12:01,747 --> 00:12:05,120 But I can't help you unless you tell me the truth. 210 00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:06,475 - [DOOR OPENS] - [BETTY] Mom... 211 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:07,935 [ALICE CLEARS THROAT] 212 00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:09,919 Forensics on the rock came back. 213 00:12:09,921 --> 00:12:11,141 Oh, no. 214 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,590 And? 215 00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:15,600 Turns out it wasn't blood. 216 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,093 It's run-of-the-mill corn syrup. 217 00:12:17,095 --> 00:12:19,596 Theatrical stuff they use to make fake blood. 218 00:12:19,598 --> 00:12:21,355 Okay. So what does that mean? 219 00:12:21,358 --> 00:12:22,950 Betty, 220 00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:24,798 you and your friends are free to go. 221 00:12:30,972 --> 00:12:32,848 - Put down the controller. - [TV TURNS OFF] 222 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:33,942 Hey! 223 00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:36,321 Bret, we've got a problem. 224 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,540 Betty and her friends were released from jail, 225 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,617 and the rock tested negative for blood. 226 00:12:40,619 --> 00:12:41,760 That's, um... 227 00:12:41,763 --> 00:12:43,867 That's unexpected. 228 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:47,164 Considering we watched Jonathan smear Jughead's blood on said rock, 229 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,383 I'd say it's impossible. 230 00:12:48,385 --> 00:12:51,311 Which means, either Betty somehow interfered 231 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,838 and switched out the bloody rock with a fake one, 232 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,225 or Jughead's Sheriff daddy is lying. 233 00:12:57,227 --> 00:13:00,106 - What's your instinct? - I don't know. I have to think. 234 00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:04,997 Something about all this... 235 00:13:08,605 --> 00:13:09,965 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 236 00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:14,750 Hello? 237 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,503 [DONNA] I figured it out, Betty. 238 00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:20,414 It's 3:00 a.m., Donna. 239 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:21,583 What the hell do you want? 240 00:13:21,585 --> 00:13:24,470 You got too confident. 241 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,989 Overplayed your hand. 242 00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:31,708 That rock found by that hiker wasn't smeared with synthetic blood. 243 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,762 It was real. 244 00:13:33,764 --> 00:13:36,356 Which must mean you're working with Jughead's dad, 245 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,234 which made me wonder... 246 00:13:38,237 --> 00:13:40,027 why would a sheriff, 247 00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:42,876 a father, 248 00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:45,145 help the girl who killed his son? 249 00:13:45,148 --> 00:13:46,463 He wouldn't. 250 00:13:46,466 --> 00:13:49,777 Unless, of course, Jughead isn't dead at all. 251 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,688 You saw his body, Donna. 252 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,664 You and Bret burst into the morgue. 253 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,709 I saw a body. 254 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:59,362 I never looked into Forsythe's cold, dead eyes. 255 00:13:59,364 --> 00:14:00,941 I didn't even see his face. 256 00:14:00,944 --> 00:14:04,013 Are you seriously suggesting that I made Jughead pretend to be dead? 257 00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:05,910 It's what I would've done. 258 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:09,631 In fact, I would've done everything to make the lie seem real, 259 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:12,917 to buy myself more time, to outwit my enemies. 260 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,961 So now you're keeping Jughead tucked away 261 00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,255 while you desperately search for proof 262 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,517 that would tie us to attempted murder. You're vamping. 263 00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:22,093 You won't beat us, Betty. 264 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,929 I'm going to implode your little scheme 265 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:28,176 and lead this investigation right to your doorstep. 266 00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:30,846 There's no way out of this for you. 267 00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:37,455 - Morning, sweetheart. - Morning. 268 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,829 - [SIGHS] - Mr. Jones, 269 00:14:40,832 --> 00:14:42,667 I know it might be weird, 270 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:45,433 but I think the time is right to host a funeral. 271 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,620 We could have a public wake. 272 00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:51,673 Here, in Jughead's home. 273 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,508 It might help everyone who knew him, 274 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:56,425 just to bring some semblance of closure. 275 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,362 If you wanna organize something, Betty, 276 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,796 that'd be all right with me. 277 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,620 [HERMOSA] Well, well, if it isn't the jailbird. 278 00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:09,845 I'm innocent of all charges, and was released within hours. 279 00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:12,271 I've never killed anyone, Hermosa. 280 00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:13,862 Maybe not. 281 00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:16,371 But sometimes it's better to be safe than sorry. 282 00:15:24,873 --> 00:15:26,510 Isn't that your alias? 283 00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:27,968 [SCOFFS] 284 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,455 Oh, I bet you would love to run me out of town, 285 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,583 get me out of the way so you can finally swoop in 286 00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,695 and take control of the family business. 287 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,220 Well, tough... 288 00:15:41,223 --> 00:15:42,482 luck. 289 00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:47,389 Hey, guys, it's time for group training. Where is everyone? 290 00:15:47,392 --> 00:15:50,764 They're, um, not coming. 291 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,067 Why? What's going on? 292 00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:54,018 Everyone's saying that you're a murderer. 293 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,541 That you killed that Jones guy. 294 00:15:57,112 --> 00:16:01,048 Toby, I swear to you, I would never hurt my best friend. 295 00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:04,987 I did not kill Jughead. I didn't kill anyone, okay? 296 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,173 I'm one of the good guys. 297 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,426 If you say so. 298 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,803 We'll see you later, Archie. 299 00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:20,837 [ALICE] So, tell me about your friend, the late Jughead Jones. 300 00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:23,545 [CHUCKLES] We were really similar in a lot of ways. 301 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,780 We actually spent one night together. 302 00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:29,988 And, um... 303 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:34,262 it was a moment that cemented our friendship. 304 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,705 What? 305 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,802 I'm not threatened by what was surely one loveless tryst. 306 00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:46,269 [ALICE] And, Cheryl, what are your feelings on the subject? 307 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,155 I'm sorry I called Jughead a hobo that one time. 308 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,995 [ALICE] Is... Is that it? 309 00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:03,229 [CHERYL EXHALES] 310 00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:06,249 I'm really sorry I called Jughead a hobo that one time. 311 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,028 [PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 312 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,633 [DOOR OPENS] 313 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,707 You got a lot of nerve coming here. 314 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,750 Sweet Pea, it's okay. 315 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,770 Mr. Jones said that they could come in. 316 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,754 [DONNA] Closed casket. 317 00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:34,648 Call me a doubting Thomas, 318 00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:37,763 but that seems like a suspect choice with such a handsome cadaver. 319 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,434 Classy as ever, Donna. 320 00:17:40,436 --> 00:17:42,844 The funeral home didn't even want us to have the casket here, 321 00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,680 but it's Serpent tradition. 322 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,730 And if you make a scene, I will throw your ass out. 323 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,447 I want to thank you for coming today. 324 00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:54,614 I know you all... 325 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,184 loved my son. 326 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:02,468 Things weren't always easy for us. 327 00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:04,246 But my boy was... 328 00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:09,053 always resilient... 329 00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:10,682 and loyal... 330 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,256 and loving. 331 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,365 And, uh... [BREATH TREMBLES] 332 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,310 [BETTY EXHALES HEAVILY] 333 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:25,354 I'll go. 334 00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:30,817 [EXHALES] 335 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,030 As many of you know, 336 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:40,953 Jughead was a fan of crime fiction. 337 00:18:43,073 --> 00:18:44,456 Detective stories. 338 00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:49,026 So, to honor him, I'd like to read a passage 339 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:53,071 from one of his favorite Sherlock Holmes short stories. 340 00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:54,591 The Final Problem. 341 00:18:55,993 --> 00:19:00,370 "An examination by experts leaves little doubt 342 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,541 that a personal contest between Holmes and Moriarty 343 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,638 ended in their reeling over, 344 00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:08,824 locked in each other's arms. 345 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:14,342 Any attempt at recovering the bodies was absolutely hopeless. 346 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:19,699 And there, deep down in that dreadful cauldron of swirling water 347 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,368 and seething foam, 348 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:23,537 will lie... 349 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:28,566 Will lie, for all time, the most dangerous criminal 350 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,952 and the foremost champion 351 00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,073 of the law of their generation." 352 00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:46,999 [CLEARS THROAT] Mr. Mayor. 353 00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:48,228 FP. 354 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,731 Look... 355 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,850 this is a difficult time. 356 00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:55,551 And this case, it's just, uh... 357 00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:57,919 It's too personal for you. It's too painful. 358 00:19:57,922 --> 00:20:01,064 So why don't you take a leave of absence from being sheriff? 359 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,317 [SCOFFS] 360 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,339 You came to my son's funeral to fire me? 361 00:20:07,342 --> 00:20:08,582 Of course not. 362 00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:15,031 Go to hell, Hiram. 363 00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,699 I quit. 364 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,000 You must really miss your brother. 365 00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:30,212 When was the last time you saw him? 366 00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:33,440 He isn't really dead, is he? 367 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,219 Donna, are you serious? 368 00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:37,635 This is Jughead's little sister and you're accosting her? 369 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,681 Oh, come on, Betty. You and I both know that this is all an act. 370 00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:44,601 Bitch, I'm done with you. Let's go. 371 00:20:44,604 --> 00:20:46,728 Do it. Bret, do it! 372 00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:50,773 What the hell do you think you're doing? 373 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:51,941 She told me to. You heard her. 374 00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,359 You preppies don't know when to quit. 375 00:20:53,361 --> 00:20:55,747 Okay, calm down, guys. He's not worth it. 376 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,291 He was leaving, anyways. 377 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:01,184 Donna, control your little pet, okay? 378 00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:03,423 He seems to have lost his cool. 379 00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:26,164 I don't know what kind of second-rate 380 00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:29,249 detective this former Sheriff Jones is, 381 00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:32,527 but I took it upon myself to do a little investigating, 382 00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:35,273 and guess what I discovered. 383 00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:36,503 Please. 384 00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:39,390 Enlighten me. 385 00:21:39,393 --> 00:21:42,895 You, Betty, and Archie all told your parents 386 00:21:42,898 --> 00:21:44,824 drastically different versions of what 387 00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:47,391 happened the night of Jughead's death. 388 00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:52,937 How did you find out about that? 389 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:57,014 I simply ingratiated myself to the right people, of course. 390 00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,383 Mrs. Andrews, I'm Veronica's sister, Hermosa. 391 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:01,610 What can I do for you? 392 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,438 I was hoping I could ask your legal help 393 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,369 in drawing up some contracts for one of my clubs down in Miami. 394 00:22:07,372 --> 00:22:08,975 I could pay up front. 395 00:22:08,978 --> 00:22:10,215 Come on in. 396 00:22:10,988 --> 00:22:12,538 [HERMOSA] Ms. Smith. 397 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:15,736 I wanted to offer you and Mr. Jones my deepest condolences. 398 00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:16,751 Thank you. 399 00:22:16,754 --> 00:22:19,954 - Uh, may I come in? - Of course. 400 00:22:19,956 --> 00:22:22,257 I knew I was on to something. 401 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,720 Now, I want the truth. 402 00:22:27,538 --> 00:22:30,956 Or what, my dear sister? 403 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:34,969 Or I sit Papi, Mrs. Andrews, and Alice Smith 404 00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:37,584 down at the same table so they can compare notes. 405 00:22:41,719 --> 00:22:43,153 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 406 00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:44,362 Hey. 407 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,620 So, is it true? 408 00:22:49,623 --> 00:22:50,969 Is what true? 409 00:22:50,971 --> 00:22:53,643 That Jughead, you know, is alive. 410 00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:54,707 What? 411 00:22:55,991 --> 00:22:59,585 Kevin, that's insane, not to mention cruel. 412 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:00,866 I'm sorry, it's just... 413 00:23:00,869 --> 00:23:02,113 It's what people are saying. 414 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,781 Who? What people? 415 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,617 Seriously, tell me, who is saying that Jughead is alive? 416 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,595 Everyone. 417 00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:11,330 But I first heard it from that Stonewall Prep girl at the funeral. 418 00:23:11,332 --> 00:23:13,174 [SIGHS] Do you mean Donna Sweett? 419 00:23:13,176 --> 00:23:14,826 Yes, that was her name. 420 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:18,319 She was talking about how it was all some elaborate ruse. 421 00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:24,852 [ALICE] Why do you think these stories about Jughead faking his death 422 00:23:24,854 --> 00:23:27,263 are gaining so much traction? 423 00:23:27,265 --> 00:23:31,267 I think because we just wanna believe that it's true. 424 00:23:31,269 --> 00:23:33,953 You know, now that I think of it, I remember freshman year, 425 00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:37,123 we were assigned The Adventures of Tom Sawyer to read. 426 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:42,537 I barely knew Jughead at the time, but he was obsessed with that book. 427 00:23:42,539 --> 00:23:45,656 Specifically, the chapter in which Tom fakes his own death 428 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:49,285 to see how the people of his hometown would react to his passing. 429 00:23:49,287 --> 00:23:50,598 [INHALES DEEPLY] 430 00:23:51,548 --> 00:23:54,957 I remember him in class saying, "Imagine that. 431 00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:57,852 Imagine being able to attend your own funeral." 432 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,837 [ALICE] Reggie, what do you make of the rumors 433 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,506 that Jughead Jones is somehow alive? 434 00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:04,859 I'm angered by them, Mrs. S. 435 00:24:06,392 --> 00:24:08,145 It pisses me off. 436 00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,790 Yeah, of course. 437 00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:12,430 Because you deeply miss your friend. 438 00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:13,840 What? 439 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:14,992 No. 440 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,996 I'm mad because that weirdo beat me 441 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,334 by pulling off the most epic senior prank of all time. 442 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,128 Faking your own death? 443 00:24:24,914 --> 00:24:26,414 That's legendary. 444 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,789 It'll never be forgotten. 445 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,928 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 446 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:33,905 - Hey. - [BETTY] Hi. 447 00:24:33,908 --> 00:24:35,664 I got here as soon as I could. What's going on? 448 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:38,834 [SNIFFLES] I just don't think I can do this anymore, Arch. 449 00:24:38,836 --> 00:24:41,020 I keep waiting for Jug to come back, 450 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:43,022 but he doesn't, and he won't. 451 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,442 He won't ever come back. 452 00:24:48,426 --> 00:24:50,891 And I don't know how I'm supposed to keep going. 453 00:24:55,282 --> 00:24:56,907 Day by day, Betty. 454 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,963 We'll get through this, together. 455 00:25:00,912 --> 00:25:03,074 God, I just don't know why everyone at 456 00:25:03,077 --> 00:25:05,285 school is saying that he's still alive. 457 00:25:05,288 --> 00:25:07,547 He isn't. 458 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:10,842 These crazy rumors are just making it so much more painful. 459 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:41,071 - [SIGHS] - [ARCHIE] Betty, you okay? 460 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,426 You wanna talk about it? 461 00:25:46,562 --> 00:25:48,037 I can't do this, Arch. 462 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:50,840 I feel so alone. 463 00:25:51,835 --> 00:25:53,617 You're not. 464 00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,332 Betty, I promise I know how hard this is. 465 00:25:56,335 --> 00:25:58,386 I just wanna feel... 466 00:25:58,389 --> 00:26:01,991 good, even for just a few moments. 467 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,369 I'm here for you, Betty. 468 00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:08,817 I always have been. 469 00:26:11,688 --> 00:26:13,363 Yeah, you have, haven't you? 470 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:38,120 Oh, grief, you wicked, heartless aphrodisiac. 471 00:26:38,122 --> 00:26:41,975 Destroyer of endgames and worlds. 472 00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:45,979 Why, oh, why am I always the one to catch these two kissing cads? 473 00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:47,438 [MULTIPLE PHONES CHIMING] 474 00:26:55,717 --> 00:26:57,963 Andrews and Cooper. 475 00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,242 What? 476 00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:10,840 Cheryl. 477 00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:14,030 Is everything okay? Did something happen with Toni? 478 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,866 Veronica, 479 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,377 I had a text drafted and ready to send to you, 480 00:27:18,379 --> 00:27:20,219 but I couldn't bring myself to do it. 481 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,848 You deserve to be told in person. 482 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,181 What are you talking about? 483 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,834 Take a moment. 484 00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:27,503 Prepare yourself for devastation. 485 00:27:27,505 --> 00:27:29,347 Cheryl, come on, we're Maple partners. 486 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:31,037 Just please tell me what's going on. 487 00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:40,026 Son of a bi... 488 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:46,370 Betty? Really, Archie? Of all people, Betty? 489 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,948 How could you do this to me? 490 00:27:47,951 --> 00:27:49,267 Ronnie, what? I don't... 491 00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:51,527 Don't play innocent with me, Archie Andrews. 492 00:27:51,529 --> 00:27:53,821 Kissing my best friend in the music room, 493 00:27:53,823 --> 00:27:56,369 where you and I had our fun? 494 00:27:56,372 --> 00:27:59,627 Why should I be surprised? That's your special place, isn't it? 495 00:27:59,629 --> 00:28:01,128 That's where you take all your women. 496 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:04,747 Me, Josie, Ms. Grundy, and now Betty. 497 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,341 And shame on you 498 00:28:06,344 --> 00:28:10,174 for taking advantage of our friend when she is grieving... 499 00:28:10,177 --> 00:28:12,138 and at her most vulnerable. 500 00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:16,194 Bee, I need you to know, I do not blame you. 501 00:28:17,438 --> 00:28:21,473 It's my fault. I'm the one who started it. 502 00:28:21,476 --> 00:28:24,330 I kissed Archie. I'm so sorry. 503 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,674 "Sorry"? 504 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:28,990 You're sorry? 505 00:28:32,015 --> 00:28:37,155 You scheming, two-faced bitch, Betty Cooper. 506 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:42,084 You know what? You two deserve each other. 507 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,941 So burn in hell, the both of you. 508 00:28:46,509 --> 00:28:48,238 That's right. You tell 'em, girl. 509 00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:59,020 [ALICE] So why do you think people are so ready to accept the fact 510 00:28:59,022 --> 00:29:00,793 that Archie and Betty are dating? 511 00:29:02,266 --> 00:29:06,101 I think there were a lot of closeted Barchie stans out there 512 00:29:06,103 --> 00:29:07,623 who have been waiting for this moment. 513 00:29:08,598 --> 00:29:11,449 We just hope that it's true. 514 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,868 Sounds like you're one of these stans. 515 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,652 Oh, no, don't get me wrong. 516 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,872 I support Betty in whoever she likes. 517 00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:21,441 There's a lot of people who don't think Bughead should've happened. 518 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,212 It was always supposed to be Betty and Archie. 519 00:29:25,215 --> 00:29:27,352 It was like it was their destiny. 520 00:29:27,355 --> 00:29:29,213 I see. 521 00:29:29,216 --> 00:29:32,085 And what about this rumor that Jughead is still alive? 522 00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:39,559 If Betty and Archie being together proves anything, 523 00:29:39,562 --> 00:29:42,399 it's that Jughead is definitely dead. 524 00:29:43,502 --> 00:29:45,900 I know your daughter pretty well. 525 00:29:45,902 --> 00:29:47,684 Not even she's crazy enough to date Archie 526 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,336 if Jughead were still around. 527 00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:52,915 [ZIPPER CLOSING] 528 00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:56,853 Hi, Betty. 529 00:29:59,490 --> 00:30:01,547 Here all alone? 530 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:02,835 Why? 531 00:30:02,838 --> 00:30:05,201 Are you here to kill me? 532 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:07,030 Just so you know, 533 00:30:07,033 --> 00:30:09,804 you may have this town, your school, 534 00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:13,268 and all your friends fooled, but not me. 535 00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:16,430 You're either building a case against me and my classmates, 536 00:30:16,432 --> 00:30:19,174 or trying to exonerate yourself. 537 00:30:19,176 --> 00:30:23,387 And Jughead is alive and helping you behind the scenes. 538 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,606 I just don't know where you're hiding him... 539 00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:26,774 yet. 540 00:30:26,776 --> 00:30:28,851 Donna. 541 00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:34,857 We can't keep having the same conversation over and over again, okay? 542 00:30:34,859 --> 00:30:37,783 You're obsessed. Seriously, it is not healthy. 543 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:43,166 It's fine. I didn't expect you to just tell me. 544 00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:45,595 But I know he's close by. 545 00:30:45,598 --> 00:30:47,872 Somewhere you two can be alone. 546 00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:50,264 Know how I know? 547 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,135 Because I saw that sex tape of yours, 548 00:30:55,138 --> 00:30:57,815 and, yowza! 549 00:30:57,825 --> 00:31:00,061 Based on the contents, you can't go two hours, 550 00:31:00,064 --> 00:31:01,929 let alone two days, without it. 551 00:31:02,978 --> 00:31:05,403 You are an actual monster. 552 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:07,952 And you are a nymphomaniac who's going 553 00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:10,370 to trip up sooner rather than later. 554 00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:14,520 And I'll be there to watch you fall. 555 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:22,421 [ALICE] And that's when you believe Donna started following you? 556 00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,665 She had fixated on me. 557 00:31:24,667 --> 00:31:27,218 She was convinced that I was sneaking around. 558 00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:32,098 Which was true. I... 559 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,747 had been visiting Dilton's bunker. 560 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,295 It became a nightly ritual. 561 00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:40,310 First, stop at Pop's for dinner. 562 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,985 Then I'd head to the woods alone. 563 00:32:40,071 --> 00:32:41,146 Gotcha! 564 00:32:41,149 --> 00:32:43,407 [BETTY] What the hell? Oh, my God. 565 00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:44,587 Donna? 566 00:32:47,312 --> 00:32:49,224 Get out of here, you pervert. 567 00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:54,761 [ALICE] And how long have you been meeting with Archie in the bunker? 568 00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:01,081 It kind of just started up after... 569 00:33:01,084 --> 00:33:04,523 It's nothing to be ashamed of, Elizabeth. 570 00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:07,195 I promise you'll feel better once you tell the truth. 571 00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:12,551 In that case... 572 00:33:13,943 --> 00:33:16,110 Before you hear it from someone else, Mom, 573 00:33:16,112 --> 00:33:17,698 I need to tell you something. 574 00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:20,676 Off the record. 575 00:33:22,558 --> 00:33:23,641 Okay, honey. 576 00:33:25,823 --> 00:33:28,007 Well, as it turns out, 577 00:33:28,010 --> 00:33:33,885 this is not simply a story about a murder in a small town. 578 00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,554 No. 579 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,751 It's a story about friendship... 580 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,042 and conspiracy. 581 00:33:40,044 --> 00:33:42,252 And what happens when those two things 582 00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:45,856 dovetail into a highly sophisticated cover-up. 583 00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:51,928 So, our little gambit worked. 584 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,815 Between the look I saw on Donna's face in the bunker 585 00:33:54,817 --> 00:33:56,817 and your performance in the student lounge... 586 00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:59,815 [CHUCKLES] You can thank Helen Mirren's Masterclass for that. 587 00:34:02,491 --> 00:34:04,167 Though, I just have to ask. 588 00:34:06,996 --> 00:34:09,642 When you were pretending to be with Betty... 589 00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:15,822 you didn't feel anything, did you? 590 00:34:15,825 --> 00:34:17,096 Ronnie. 591 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,365 When will you learn? 592 00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:23,283 You are, 593 00:34:23,286 --> 00:34:26,073 now and forever, 594 00:34:26,076 --> 00:34:27,979 the only girl for me. 595 00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:43,271 [BETTY] Even by our standards, this was a pretty crazy week. 596 00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:45,937 Well, pretending to be dead is one thing, 597 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:49,774 but hiding under a cot in this sex bunker of death 598 00:34:49,777 --> 00:34:51,276 while you make out with Archie 599 00:34:51,279 --> 00:34:55,291 just to convince a bunch of evil preppies that I did die... 600 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:58,869 Yeah, definitely cracks the top ten craziest things. 601 00:34:58,872 --> 00:35:00,458 But it worked. 602 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,810 And now Donna will start doubting herself. 603 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:07,337 This whole thing is a game of confidence, 604 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,675 and what happens when you don't have confidence? 605 00:35:10,634 --> 00:35:12,008 Mistakes are made. 606 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:14,561 And bonus, you'll have all this uninterrupted time 607 00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:17,848 to figure out how the pieces of the mystery fit together. 608 00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,343 And an additional bonus 609 00:35:19,346 --> 00:35:22,018 is that they won't come to try and finish my botched braining. 610 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,353 Mmm-hmm. 611 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,796 Well, I never thought I'd say it, 612 00:35:24,799 --> 00:35:27,020 but God bless that beanie for cushioning 613 00:35:27,023 --> 00:35:29,625 the blow, even just a little bit. 614 00:35:33,982 --> 00:35:35,165 Speaking of that... 615 00:35:36,752 --> 00:35:38,641 Close your eyes and hold out your hand. 616 00:35:44,705 --> 00:35:45,893 Open. 617 00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,099 Betty, when did you have time to do this? 618 00:35:52,101 --> 00:35:55,302 [CHUCKLES] We all manage our stress in different ways. 619 00:35:55,304 --> 00:35:57,272 My mom had her documentary... 620 00:35:58,182 --> 00:36:00,155 I taught myself how to knit. 621 00:36:03,946 --> 00:36:06,648 Are you sure telling your mom was a good idea? 622 00:36:06,651 --> 00:36:11,067 Well, considering Charles, your dad, Jellybean, 623 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:14,696 Dr. Curdle Jr., and Mrs. Andrews are all in on it... 624 00:36:14,698 --> 00:36:17,124 Yeah, it felt like the prudent thing to do. 625 00:36:17,126 --> 00:36:18,717 Yeah, that's fair enough. 626 00:36:21,468 --> 00:36:24,635 When you kissed Archie, none of those old feelings came back, did they? 627 00:36:24,638 --> 00:36:25,977 Jughead. 628 00:36:27,211 --> 00:36:28,585 No. 629 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,771 Of course not, okay? Don't be silly. 630 00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:35,993 You know you're the only man for me. 631 00:36:35,996 --> 00:36:39,395 And our scheming can take one night off, don't you think? 632 00:36:56,406 --> 00:36:59,115 [ALICE] So I understand you made quite the public spectacle 633 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:01,668 over the Archie and Betty romance. 634 00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:06,265 Um, I think you mean, I gave an amazing performance. 635 00:37:06,268 --> 00:37:07,865 But weren't you afraid that something 636 00:37:07,868 --> 00:37:10,134 might actually spark between them? 637 00:37:10,137 --> 00:37:11,883 I trust Archie. 638 00:37:11,886 --> 00:37:13,961 And I trust Betty. 639 00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:16,751 To be honest, the thought never even crossed my mind. 640 00:37:19,156 --> 00:37:20,862 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 641 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:28,010 _ 642 00:37:32,936 --> 00:37:38,405 _ 643 00:37:50,427 --> 00:37:52,665 _ 644 00:37:54,103 --> 00:37:55,272 [PHONE CHIMES] 645 00:38:01,691 --> 00:38:05,250 _ 646 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,694 [ALICE] The question still remains. 647 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:22,249 Why did you go to such extraordinary lengths to convince the preppies 648 00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:25,160 and pretty much the whole town of Riverdale 649 00:38:25,162 --> 00:38:26,845 that Jughead was dead? 650 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:29,657 Because they were trying to pin the murder on me. 651 00:38:31,759 --> 00:38:34,260 And because if they knew Jughead was still alive, 652 00:38:34,263 --> 00:38:39,024 they would circle the wagons and lock down tight. 653 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:42,936 And we were and still are locked in a battle of psychological warfare 654 00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:44,512 with the Stonies. 655 00:38:44,515 --> 00:38:46,485 The only way that we would be able to pin 656 00:38:46,488 --> 00:38:49,033 the attempted murder of Jughead on them... 657 00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:51,552 is if we forced the Stonies to crack. 658 00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:55,127 [ALICE] You seem quite confident that they will. 659 00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:58,908 No, I can't be certain, but... 660 00:39:00,623 --> 00:39:02,881 After the last few days, 661 00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:05,535 I have a feeling they'll be fracturing any minute now. 662 00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,471 Stop what you're doing, Bret. 663 00:39:10,874 --> 00:39:12,582 I have proof that Jughead's alive. 664 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,135 Whoa, Donna. Slow down. How can you be so sure? 665 00:39:15,137 --> 00:39:17,712 I tailed Betty to an apocalyptic bunker, 666 00:39:17,714 --> 00:39:22,017 where she sloppily swapped saliva with that carrot-top Neanderthal. 667 00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:24,072 It was all a charade. 668 00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:25,607 They had takeout from Pop's, 669 00:39:25,608 --> 00:39:27,740 that little diner that Jones was obsessed with. 670 00:39:27,742 --> 00:39:29,742 And what, there was an extra burger? 671 00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:31,535 Archie's built like a superhero. 672 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,412 I'm sure he could wolf half a dozen... 673 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,772 Forget about the burger! 674 00:39:35,775 --> 00:39:39,038 There was not one, not two, 675 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,287 but three milkshakes in evidence. 676 00:39:44,408 --> 00:39:48,389 I am certain that Jones must have heard me sneaking down the ladder 677 00:39:48,392 --> 00:39:51,597 and he hid so as not to get caught. 678 00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:53,943 Donna, look. 679 00:39:53,946 --> 00:39:55,726 Maybe, um... 680 00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:59,630 you should let sleeping dogs lie. 681 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,683 Take the win. 682 00:40:02,685 --> 00:40:04,947 Forsythe's dead. We killed him. 683 00:40:05,762 --> 00:40:08,816 Ponytail's obviously moved on. 684 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:11,722 It's time you do the same. 685 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:18,148 Don't you ever tell me what to do. 686 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:21,794 In case you've forgotten, I'm the brains of this operation. 687 00:40:21,796 --> 00:40:23,462 We still have a job to finish, 688 00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:26,136 and a meddling girlfriend to pin it on. 689 00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:27,457 Yes, sir. 690 00:40:30,279 --> 00:40:34,965 And if you ever undermine me again, 691 00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:38,668 you will go the way of Jonathan, may he rest in peace. 692 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,726 And that's a fact. 693 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:43,773 [DOOR OPENS] 694 00:40:45,319 --> 00:40:47,319 [VERONICA] Well, well, well. 695 00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:49,771 If it isn't the girl who cried Papi. 696 00:40:49,773 --> 00:40:52,733 I did a little digging like you asked me to. 697 00:40:52,735 --> 00:40:54,660 And? 698 00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:57,520 You are lucky I am such a good PI, 699 00:40:57,522 --> 00:41:00,118 because you'll never believe what I found out. 700 00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:05,504 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 701 00:41:09,677 --> 00:41:11,401 [VERONICA] As it turns out, my darling 702 00:41:11,404 --> 00:41:13,496 half-sister is actually good for something. 703 00:41:13,499 --> 00:41:14,996 At my behest, 704 00:41:14,998 --> 00:41:17,207 Hermosa put her private-eye skills to good use 705 00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:19,852 and did some digging on those Stonewall WASPs. 706 00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:23,421 And your gal pal Donna is not so sweet. 707 00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:27,934 Everybody, brace yourselves, 708 00:41:27,937 --> 00:41:30,697 because Donna Sweett is actually... 709 00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:37,018 Oh, my God. 710 00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,351 Of course. 711 00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:42,689 If this is true, this is our smoking gun. 712 00:41:42,692 --> 00:41:45,436 This is the final piece of the puzzle that we needed. 713 00:41:49,057 --> 00:41:52,462 I think I know how to take down these Stonies once and for all. 714 00:41:55,632 --> 00:41:58,970 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 52447

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