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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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This is she.
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I understand.
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Thank you.
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[ALICE] Honey, what's wrong?
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What was that call about?
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It was...
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That was Yale. The admissions office.
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And what did they say?
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They were telling me about...
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a spot that recently opened
in their class of 2024.
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And after a second
review of my application,
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they wanted me to fill it.
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The implication being...
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that was Jughead's spot.
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Yeah. They didn't say that, but...
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And how did that make you feel?
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Mom, do we...
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It was a night like any other
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when Forsythe Pendleton Jones
III, or "Jughead," affectionately,
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went to a school party in the woods.
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But unlike his peers,
Jughead never came home.
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A few days later, his body was
discovered at the bottom of a ravine.
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The mysterious circumstances
around his death
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are the subject of this documentary.
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I'm Alice Smith,
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and this is Murder in a Small Town.
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As the oldest resident of
our town, tell us, Nana Rose,
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when did the darkness begin
to take hold of Riverdale?
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Riverdale was a town born in blood...
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and it has bathed in it ever since.
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Thank you.
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[CHERYL SIGHS]
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Sweet cousin, I am so, so sorry.
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It looks like the Blossom family
curse has finally caught up to you.
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And that I now have a rival
as teen queen of tragedy.
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Lucky me.
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Promise me you won't do it.
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Do what?
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Take your own life.
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We all know you and Jughead were
Riverdale High's Hamlet and Ophelia.
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And I personally know what it's
like to lose your other half.
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The despairing thoughts
can flood without warning.
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Don't let them drown you.
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I promise I won't.
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Nevertheless...
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from now on, Betty Cooper,
you're under suicide watch.
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Consider me your constant shadow.
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No.
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Please, no.
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Uh, no. My mom is already being
clingy enough with her documentary.
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I really...
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I just can't have anyone else
invading my personal space right now.
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What's first on today's agenda?
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I will be going to Stonewall Prep
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to gather the rest of
Jughead's belongings.
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My convertible is right out front.
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I'll drive you.
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[BETTY SIGHS]
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Fine, just... You're staying in the car.
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[SIGHS]
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Save your tears.
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No one's watching.
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Bret.
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You got your wish, Ponytail.
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Forsythe isn't going to Yale.
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So I guess it'll just be
you and me in New Haven.
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[EXHALES]
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Ow, ow! Wait, Archie. You're on my hair.
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- You're on my hair.
- I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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[EXHALES]
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- I'm fine.
- [EXHALES]
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Not trying to overanalyze this...
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rendezvous interruptus, but...
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Are you thinking about
what I'm thinking about?
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You mean, Betty's whole
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kick-the-hornet's-nest
plan against the Stonies?
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Yeah.
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Hermosa. Ever heard of knocking?
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You're gonna be late for school.
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Though I do understand how
you can get lost in those abs.
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I don't think we've met.
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That's quite intentional.
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Hermosa, kindly tell me what you
really want, or get out of my room.
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After you announced you were
possibly deferring Barnard,
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I called them.
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Well, Hermione Lodge called them.
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You're under investigation.
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Hmm. God, I wonder what that's about.
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Oh, I cannot wait to find out
and tell Papi all about it.
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Now, rise and shine.
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The espresso's getting cold.
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[ALICE] Sheriff Jones,
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can you tell us where you
are in the investigation?
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Uh, yeah. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Uh...
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A couple of nights ago, a body
was found in the woods in a ravine.
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It was positively ID'd as my son.
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Dr. Curdle Jr. completed his
autopsy and declared the...
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The cause of death, as blunt
force trauma to the head.
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We also got a call a couple of days ago
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from a hiker who found a
bloody rock in the woods,
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near where Jughead was discovered.
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It was bagged for evidence,
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and sent to a lab for testing,
so we'll know more soon.
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So, you suspect foul play?
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Nothing's off the table.
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And earlier, did I hear
that you have a new lead?
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Yeah, just waiting on a
warrant so I can act on it.
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Bret, what the hell?
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His dad is in your room.
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You can't be in here.
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Your headmaster and this
warrant say otherwise.
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My office got an anonymous tip
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that you have something
personal that belonged to my son.
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Look, I assure you I have
nothing that belonged to Jughead.
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What about this tie pin?
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It's his.
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Isn't it?
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When Forsythe was expelled, he
threw his tie pin in our faces.
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- I guess I forgot I had it.
- You guess?
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That's weak sauce, kid.
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- Look, I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
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About what?
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Sorry we didn't come forward,
but we... We were afraid.
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You're gonna have to be a
lot more specific than that.
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We were afraid of her.
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We were afraid she'd do to
us what she did to Forsythe.
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- Who?
- Betty, of course.
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[BREATH TREMBLING]
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[SNIFFLES]
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The night of the party,
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Bret and I decided to sneak into
the woods to do what teenagers do.
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Until we saw Betty...
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holding a rock, standing over Jughead.
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And then we saw that she wasn't alone.
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She was with those friends of hers.
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Veronica and...
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Archie, I think?
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Is there anyone who
can back up this story?
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Bret can.
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He was with me.
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He was with me the whole time.
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Archie Andrews, Betty
Cooper, and Veronica Lodge,
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you're under arrest for the cold-blooded
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murder of my son, Jughead Jones.
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This was their move, the Stonies.
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We knew that they would do this.
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I hope you're right, Betty.
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Everything's fine, okay?
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This is good. This is where
they start tripping up, okay?
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This will work. It has to.
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Oh, my family's been
serving up milkshakes
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to the residents of
Riverdale for generations now.
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It's in my blood. I love this town.
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[ALICE] Which must make it particularly
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hard when terrible things happen here,
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year after year.
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I'm not gonna lie. It's painful...
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to see this vibrant place, my home,
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suffer so much bloodshed and violence.
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[DOOR BUZZES, LOCKS]
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[CLANGS]
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[FP] You three sit tight.
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I'll be bringing you in for
questioning one at a time,
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and then we're finally
gonna get to the bottom
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of what happened that night.
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You understand me?
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The interrogations came next.
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And although I wasn't allowed
inside the room with the suspects,
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a source in the Sheriff's office
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promised me exclusive access.
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[FP] When was the last time you saw him?
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I don't remember exactly.
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Stonewall students say you
saw him laying on the ground,
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bleeding from the head.
Does that jog your memory?
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That's enough, FP.
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My daughter had and has
nothing to do with this mess.
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Did you speak to Jughead at
all the night of the party?
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You don't have to answer that, Archie.
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[SLAMS TABLE] You've said the same thing
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to the last 20 questions
I've asked, Mary.
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Now, I appreciate your need to
protect your boy, but I need answers.
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He's gotta give me something.
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Legally, he does not.
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And as his lawyer, I
am required to make sure
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that my client is aware of his rights.
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We don't have long.
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FP said he could only give me
a few moments with you alone
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with the security cameras off.
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Betty, honey, I know you did it.
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What... Mom, seriously?
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Well, not on purpose. Not premeditated.
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But...
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[SIGHS]
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I know what it's like to be
driven by rage and desire,
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and sometimes things
can just get out of hand.
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I told you, I didn't do
it. It was the Stonies.
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Betty, FP has the proof.
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And...
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To be honest, I was
expecting something like this.
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But I can't help you unless
you tell me the truth.
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- [BETTY] Mom...
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[ALICE CLEARS THROAT]
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Forensics on the rock came back.
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Oh, no.
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And?
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Turns out it wasn't blood.
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It's run-of-the-mill corn syrup.
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Theatrical stuff they
use to make fake blood.
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Okay. So what does that mean?
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Betty,
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you and your friends are free to go.
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- Put down the controller.
- [TV TURNS OFF]
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Hey!
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Bret, we've got a problem.
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Betty and her friends
were released from jail,
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and the rock tested negative for blood.
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That's, um...
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That's unexpected.
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Considering we watched Jonathan
smear Jughead's blood on said rock,
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I'd say it's impossible.
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Which means, either
Betty somehow interfered
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and switched out the
bloody rock with a fake one,
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or Jughead's Sheriff daddy is lying.
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- What's your instinct?
- I don't know. I have to think.
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Something about all this...
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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[DONNA] I figured it out, Betty.
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It's 3:00 a.m., Donna.
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What the hell do you want?
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You got too confident.
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Overplayed your hand.
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That rock found by that hiker
wasn't smeared with synthetic blood.
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It was real.
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Which must mean you're
working with Jughead's dad,
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which made me wonder...
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why would a sheriff,
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a father,
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help the girl who killed his son?
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He wouldn't.
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Unless, of course,
Jughead isn't dead at all.
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You saw his body, Donna.
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You and Bret burst into the morgue.
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I saw a body.
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I never looked into
Forsythe's cold, dead eyes.
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I didn't even see his face.
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Are you seriously suggesting that
I made Jughead pretend to be dead?
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It's what I would've done.
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In fact, I would've done everything
to make the lie seem real,
259
00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:12,917
to buy myself more time,
to outwit my enemies.
260
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,961
So now you're keeping
Jughead tucked away
261
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,255
while you desperately search for proof
262
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,517
that would tie us to attempted
murder. You're vamping.
263
00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:22,093
You won't beat us, Betty.
264
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,929
I'm going to implode your little scheme
265
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:28,176
and lead this investigation
right to your doorstep.
266
00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:30,846
There's no way out of this for you.
267
00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:37,455
- Morning, sweetheart.
- Morning.
268
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,829
- [SIGHS]
- Mr. Jones,
269
00:14:40,832 --> 00:14:42,667
I know it might be weird,
270
00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:45,433
but I think the time is
right to host a funeral.
271
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,620
We could have a public wake.
272
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:51,673
Here, in Jughead's home.
273
00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,508
It might help everyone who knew him,
274
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:56,425
just to bring some semblance of closure.
275
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,362
If you wanna organize something, Betty,
276
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,796
that'd be all right with me.
277
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,620
[HERMOSA] Well, well,
if it isn't the jailbird.
278
00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:09,845
I'm innocent of all charges,
and was released within hours.
279
00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:12,271
I've never killed anyone, Hermosa.
280
00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:13,862
Maybe not.
281
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:16,371
But sometimes it's better
to be safe than sorry.
282
00:15:24,873 --> 00:15:26,510
Isn't that your alias?
283
00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:27,968
[SCOFFS]
284
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,455
Oh, I bet you would love
to run me out of town,
285
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,583
get me out of the way so
you can finally swoop in
286
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,695
and take control of the family business.
287
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,220
Well, tough...
288
00:15:41,223 --> 00:15:42,482
luck.
289
00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:47,389
Hey, guys, it's time for group
training. Where is everyone?
290
00:15:47,392 --> 00:15:50,764
They're, um, not coming.
291
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,067
Why? What's going on?
292
00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:54,018
Everyone's saying
that you're a murderer.
293
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,541
That you killed that Jones guy.
294
00:15:57,112 --> 00:16:01,048
Toby, I swear to you, I would
never hurt my best friend.
295
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:04,987
I did not kill Jughead. I
didn't kill anyone, okay?
296
00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,173
I'm one of the good guys.
297
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,426
If you say so.
298
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,803
We'll see you later, Archie.
299
00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:20,837
[ALICE] So, tell me about your
friend, the late Jughead Jones.
300
00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:23,545
[CHUCKLES] We were really
similar in a lot of ways.
301
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,780
We actually spent one night together.
302
00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:29,988
And, um...
303
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:34,262
it was a moment that
cemented our friendship.
304
00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,705
What?
305
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,802
I'm not threatened by what
was surely one loveless tryst.
306
00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:46,269
[ALICE] And, Cheryl, what are
your feelings on the subject?
307
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,155
I'm sorry I called Jughead
a hobo that one time.
308
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,995
[ALICE] Is... Is that it?
309
00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:03,229
[CHERYL EXHALES]
310
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:06,249
I'm really sorry I called
Jughead a hobo that one time.
311
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,028
[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
312
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,633
[DOOR OPENS]
313
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,707
You got a lot of nerve coming here.
314
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,750
Sweet Pea, it's okay.
315
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,770
Mr. Jones said that they could come in.
316
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,754
[DONNA] Closed casket.
317
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:34,648
Call me a doubting Thomas,
318
00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:37,763
but that seems like a suspect
choice with such a handsome cadaver.
319
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,434
Classy as ever, Donna.
320
00:17:40,436 --> 00:17:42,844
The funeral home didn't even
want us to have the casket here,
321
00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,680
but it's Serpent tradition.
322
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,730
And if you make a scene,
I will throw your ass out.
323
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,447
I want to thank you for coming today.
324
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:54,614
I know you all...
325
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,184
loved my son.
326
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:02,468
Things weren't always easy for us.
327
00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:04,246
But my boy was...
328
00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:09,053
always resilient...
329
00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:10,682
and loyal...
330
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,256
and loving.
331
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,365
And, uh... [BREATH TREMBLES]
332
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,310
[BETTY EXHALES HEAVILY]
333
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:25,354
I'll go.
334
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:30,817
[EXHALES]
335
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,030
As many of you know,
336
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:40,953
Jughead was a fan of crime fiction.
337
00:18:43,073 --> 00:18:44,456
Detective stories.
338
00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:49,026
So, to honor him, I'd
like to read a passage
339
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:53,071
from one of his favorite
Sherlock Holmes short stories.
340
00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:54,591
The Final Problem.
341
00:18:55,993 --> 00:19:00,370
"An examination by
experts leaves little doubt
342
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,541
that a personal contest
between Holmes and Moriarty
343
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,638
ended in their reeling over,
344
00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:08,824
locked in each other's arms.
345
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:14,342
Any attempt at recovering the
bodies was absolutely hopeless.
346
00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:19,699
And there, deep down in that
dreadful cauldron of swirling water
347
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,368
and seething foam,
348
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:23,537
will lie...
349
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:28,566
Will lie, for all time,
the most dangerous criminal
350
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,952
and the foremost champion
351
00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,073
of the law of their generation."
352
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:46,999
[CLEARS THROAT] Mr. Mayor.
353
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:48,228
FP.
354
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,731
Look...
355
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,850
this is a difficult time.
356
00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:55,551
And this case, it's just, uh...
357
00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:57,919
It's too personal for you.
It's too painful.
358
00:19:57,922 --> 00:20:01,064
So why don't you take a leave
of absence from being sheriff?
359
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,317
[SCOFFS]
360
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,339
You came to my son's funeral to fire me?
361
00:20:07,342 --> 00:20:08,582
Of course not.
362
00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:15,031
Go to hell, Hiram.
363
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,699
I quit.
364
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,000
You must really miss your brother.
365
00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:30,212
When was the last time you saw him?
366
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:33,440
He isn't really dead, is he?
367
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,219
Donna, are you serious?
368
00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:37,635
This is Jughead's little
sister and you're accosting her?
369
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,681
Oh, come on, Betty. You and I
both know that this is all an act.
370
00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:44,601
Bitch, I'm done with you. Let's go.
371
00:20:44,604 --> 00:20:46,728
Do it. Bret, do it!
372
00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:50,773
What the hell do you think you're doing?
373
00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:51,941
She told me to. You heard her.
374
00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,359
You preppies don't know when to quit.
375
00:20:53,361 --> 00:20:55,747
Okay, calm down, guys.
He's not worth it.
376
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,291
He was leaving, anyways.
377
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:01,184
Donna, control your little pet, okay?
378
00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:03,423
He seems to have lost his cool.
379
00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:26,164
I don't know what kind of second-rate
380
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:29,249
detective this former Sheriff Jones is,
381
00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:32,527
but I took it upon myself
to do a little investigating,
382
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:35,273
and guess what I discovered.
383
00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:36,503
Please.
384
00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:39,390
Enlighten me.
385
00:21:39,393 --> 00:21:42,895
You, Betty, and Archie
all told your parents
386
00:21:42,898 --> 00:21:44,824
drastically different versions of what
387
00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:47,391
happened the night of Jughead's death.
388
00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:52,937
How did you find out about that?
389
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:57,014
I simply ingratiated myself
to the right people, of course.
390
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,383
Mrs. Andrews, I'm
Veronica's sister, Hermosa.
391
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:01,610
What can I do for you?
392
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,438
I was hoping I could ask your legal help
393
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,369
in drawing up some contracts for
one of my clubs down in Miami.
394
00:22:07,372 --> 00:22:08,975
I could pay up front.
395
00:22:08,978 --> 00:22:10,215
Come on in.
396
00:22:10,988 --> 00:22:12,538
[HERMOSA] Ms. Smith.
397
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:15,736
I wanted to offer you and Mr.
Jones my deepest condolences.
398
00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:16,751
Thank you.
399
00:22:16,754 --> 00:22:19,954
- Uh, may I come in?
- Of course.
400
00:22:19,956 --> 00:22:22,257
I knew I was on to something.
401
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,720
Now, I want the truth.
402
00:22:27,538 --> 00:22:30,956
Or what, my dear sister?
403
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:34,969
Or I sit Papi, Mrs.
Andrews, and Alice Smith
404
00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:37,584
down at the same table
so they can compare notes.
405
00:22:41,719 --> 00:22:43,153
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
406
00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:44,362
Hey.
407
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,620
So, is it true?
408
00:22:49,623 --> 00:22:50,969
Is what true?
409
00:22:50,971 --> 00:22:53,643
That Jughead, you know, is alive.
410
00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:54,707
What?
411
00:22:55,991 --> 00:22:59,585
Kevin, that's insane,
not to mention cruel.
412
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:00,866
I'm sorry, it's just...
413
00:23:00,869 --> 00:23:02,113
It's what people are saying.
414
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,781
Who? What people?
415
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,617
Seriously, tell me, who is
saying that Jughead is alive?
416
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,595
Everyone.
417
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:11,330
But I first heard it from that
Stonewall Prep girl at the funeral.
418
00:23:11,332 --> 00:23:13,174
[SIGHS] Do you mean Donna Sweett?
419
00:23:13,176 --> 00:23:14,826
Yes, that was her name.
420
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:18,319
She was talking about how it
was all some elaborate ruse.
421
00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:24,852
[ALICE] Why do you think these
stories about Jughead faking his death
422
00:23:24,854 --> 00:23:27,263
are gaining so much traction?
423
00:23:27,265 --> 00:23:31,267
I think because we just
wanna believe that it's true.
424
00:23:31,269 --> 00:23:33,953
You know, now that I think of
it, I remember freshman year,
425
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:37,123
we were assigned The Adventures
of Tom Sawyer to read.
426
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:42,537
I barely knew Jughead at the time,
but he was obsessed with that book.
427
00:23:42,539 --> 00:23:45,656
Specifically, the chapter in
which Tom fakes his own death
428
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:49,285
to see how the people of his
hometown would react to his passing.
429
00:23:49,287 --> 00:23:50,598
[INHALES DEEPLY]
430
00:23:51,548 --> 00:23:54,957
I remember him in class
saying, "Imagine that.
431
00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:57,852
Imagine being able to
attend your own funeral."
432
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,837
[ALICE] Reggie, what do
you make of the rumors
433
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,506
that Jughead Jones is somehow alive?
434
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:04,859
I'm angered by them, Mrs. S.
435
00:24:06,392 --> 00:24:08,145
It pisses me off.
436
00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,790
Yeah, of course.
437
00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:12,430
Because you deeply miss your friend.
438
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:13,840
What?
439
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:14,992
No.
440
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,996
I'm mad because that weirdo beat me
441
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,334
by pulling off the most epic
senior prank of all time.
442
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,128
Faking your own death?
443
00:24:24,914 --> 00:24:26,414
That's legendary.
444
00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,789
It'll never be forgotten.
445
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,928
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
446
00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:33,905
- Hey.
- [BETTY] Hi.
447
00:24:33,908 --> 00:24:35,664
I got here as soon as I
could. What's going on?
448
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:38,834
[SNIFFLES] I just don't think
I can do this anymore, Arch.
449
00:24:38,836 --> 00:24:41,020
I keep waiting for Jug to come back,
450
00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:43,022
but he doesn't, and he won't.
451
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,442
He won't ever come back.
452
00:24:48,426 --> 00:24:50,891
And I don't know how I'm
supposed to keep going.
453
00:24:55,282 --> 00:24:56,907
Day by day, Betty.
454
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,963
We'll get through this, together.
455
00:25:00,912 --> 00:25:03,074
God, I just don't know why everyone at
456
00:25:03,077 --> 00:25:05,285
school is saying that he's still alive.
457
00:25:05,288 --> 00:25:07,547
He isn't.
458
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:10,842
These crazy rumors are just
making it so much more painful.
459
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:41,071
- [SIGHS]
- [ARCHIE] Betty, you okay?
460
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,426
You wanna talk about it?
461
00:25:46,562 --> 00:25:48,037
I can't do this, Arch.
462
00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:50,840
I feel so alone.
463
00:25:51,835 --> 00:25:53,617
You're not.
464
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,332
Betty, I promise I
know how hard this is.
465
00:25:56,335 --> 00:25:58,386
I just wanna feel...
466
00:25:58,389 --> 00:26:01,991
good, even for just a few moments.
467
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,369
I'm here for you, Betty.
468
00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:08,817
I always have been.
469
00:26:11,688 --> 00:26:13,363
Yeah, you have, haven't you?
470
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:38,120
Oh, grief, you wicked,
heartless aphrodisiac.
471
00:26:38,122 --> 00:26:41,975
Destroyer of endgames and worlds.
472
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:45,979
Why, oh, why am I always the one
to catch these two kissing cads?
473
00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:47,438
[MULTIPLE PHONES CHIMING]
474
00:26:55,717 --> 00:26:57,963
Andrews and Cooper.
475
00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,242
What?
476
00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:10,840
Cheryl.
477
00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:14,030
Is everything okay? Did
something happen with Toni?
478
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,866
Veronica,
479
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,377
I had a text drafted
and ready to send to you,
480
00:27:18,379 --> 00:27:20,219
but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
481
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,848
You deserve to be told in person.
482
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,181
What are you talking about?
483
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,834
Take a moment.
484
00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:27,503
Prepare yourself for devastation.
485
00:27:27,505 --> 00:27:29,347
Cheryl, come on, we're Maple partners.
486
00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:31,037
Just please tell me what's going on.
487
00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:40,026
Son of a bi...
488
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:46,370
Betty? Really, Archie?
Of all people, Betty?
489
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,948
How could you do this to me?
490
00:27:47,951 --> 00:27:49,267
Ronnie, what? I don't...
491
00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:51,527
Don't play innocent
with me, Archie Andrews.
492
00:27:51,529 --> 00:27:53,821
Kissing my best friend
in the music room,
493
00:27:53,823 --> 00:27:56,369
where you and I had our fun?
494
00:27:56,372 --> 00:27:59,627
Why should I be surprised? That's
your special place, isn't it?
495
00:27:59,629 --> 00:28:01,128
That's where you take all your women.
496
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:04,747
Me, Josie, Ms. Grundy, and now Betty.
497
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,341
And shame on you
498
00:28:06,344 --> 00:28:10,174
for taking advantage of our
friend when she is grieving...
499
00:28:10,177 --> 00:28:12,138
and at her most vulnerable.
500
00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:16,194
Bee, I need you to
know, I do not blame you.
501
00:28:17,438 --> 00:28:21,473
It's my fault. I'm
the one who started it.
502
00:28:21,476 --> 00:28:24,330
I kissed Archie. I'm so sorry.
503
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,674
"Sorry"?
504
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:28,990
You're sorry?
505
00:28:32,015 --> 00:28:37,155
You scheming, two-faced
bitch, Betty Cooper.
506
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:42,084
You know what? You
two deserve each other.
507
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,941
So burn in hell, the both of you.
508
00:28:46,509 --> 00:28:48,238
That's right. You tell 'em, girl.
509
00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:59,020
[ALICE] So why do you think people
are so ready to accept the fact
510
00:28:59,022 --> 00:29:00,793
that Archie and Betty are dating?
511
00:29:02,266 --> 00:29:06,101
I think there were a lot of
closeted Barchie stans out there
512
00:29:06,103 --> 00:29:07,623
who have been waiting for this moment.
513
00:29:08,598 --> 00:29:11,449
We just hope that it's true.
514
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,868
Sounds like you're one of these stans.
515
00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,652
Oh, no, don't get me wrong.
516
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,872
I support Betty in whoever she likes.
517
00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:21,441
There's a lot of people who don't
think Bughead should've happened.
518
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,212
It was always supposed
to be Betty and Archie.
519
00:29:25,215 --> 00:29:27,352
It was like it was their destiny.
520
00:29:27,355 --> 00:29:29,213
I see.
521
00:29:29,216 --> 00:29:32,085
And what about this rumor
that Jughead is still alive?
522
00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:39,559
If Betty and Archie being
together proves anything,
523
00:29:39,562 --> 00:29:42,399
it's that Jughead is definitely dead.
524
00:29:43,502 --> 00:29:45,900
I know your daughter pretty well.
525
00:29:45,902 --> 00:29:47,684
Not even she's crazy
enough to date Archie
526
00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,336
if Jughead were still around.
527
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:52,915
[ZIPPER CLOSING]
528
00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:56,853
Hi, Betty.
529
00:29:59,490 --> 00:30:01,547
Here all alone?
530
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:02,835
Why?
531
00:30:02,838 --> 00:30:05,201
Are you here to kill me?
532
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:07,030
Just so you know,
533
00:30:07,033 --> 00:30:09,804
you may have this town, your school,
534
00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:13,268
and all your friends fooled, but not me.
535
00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:16,430
You're either building a case
against me and my classmates,
536
00:30:16,432 --> 00:30:19,174
or trying to exonerate yourself.
537
00:30:19,176 --> 00:30:23,387
And Jughead is alive and
helping you behind the scenes.
538
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,606
I just don't know where
you're hiding him...
539
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:26,774
yet.
540
00:30:26,776 --> 00:30:28,851
Donna.
541
00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:34,857
We can't keep having the same
conversation over and over again, okay?
542
00:30:34,859 --> 00:30:37,783
You're obsessed. Seriously,
it is not healthy.
543
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:43,166
It's fine. I didn't
expect you to just tell me.
544
00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:45,595
But I know he's close by.
545
00:30:45,598 --> 00:30:47,872
Somewhere you two can be alone.
546
00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:50,264
Know how I know?
547
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,135
Because I saw that sex tape of yours,
548
00:30:55,138 --> 00:30:57,815
and, yowza!
549
00:30:57,825 --> 00:31:00,061
Based on the contents,
you can't go two hours,
550
00:31:00,064 --> 00:31:01,929
let alone two days, without it.
551
00:31:02,978 --> 00:31:05,403
You are an actual monster.
552
00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:07,952
And you are a nymphomaniac who's going
553
00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:10,370
to trip up sooner rather than later.
554
00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:14,520
And I'll be there to watch you fall.
555
00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:22,421
[ALICE] And that's when you believe
Donna started following you?
556
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,665
She had fixated on me.
557
00:31:24,667 --> 00:31:27,218
She was convinced that
I was sneaking around.
558
00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:32,098
Which was true. I...
559
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,747
had been visiting Dilton's bunker.
560
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,295
It became a nightly ritual.
561
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:40,310
First, stop at Pop's for dinner.
562
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,985
Then I'd head to the woods alone.
563
00:32:40,071 --> 00:32:41,146
Gotcha!
564
00:32:41,149 --> 00:32:43,407
[BETTY] What the hell? Oh, my God.
565
00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:44,587
Donna?
566
00:32:47,312 --> 00:32:49,224
Get out of here, you pervert.
567
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:54,761
[ALICE] And how long have you been
meeting with Archie in the bunker?
568
00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:01,081
It kind of just started up after...
569
00:33:01,084 --> 00:33:04,523
It's nothing to be
ashamed of, Elizabeth.
570
00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:07,195
I promise you'll feel better
once you tell the truth.
571
00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:12,551
In that case...
572
00:33:13,943 --> 00:33:16,110
Before you hear it
from someone else, Mom,
573
00:33:16,112 --> 00:33:17,698
I need to tell you something.
574
00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:20,676
Off the record.
575
00:33:22,558 --> 00:33:23,641
Okay, honey.
576
00:33:25,823 --> 00:33:28,007
Well, as it turns out,
577
00:33:28,010 --> 00:33:33,885
this is not simply a story
about a murder in a small town.
578
00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,554
No.
579
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,751
It's a story about friendship...
580
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,042
and conspiracy.
581
00:33:40,044 --> 00:33:42,252
And what happens when those two things
582
00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:45,856
dovetail into a highly
sophisticated cover-up.
583
00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:51,928
So, our little gambit worked.
584
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,815
Between the look I saw on
Donna's face in the bunker
585
00:33:54,817 --> 00:33:56,817
and your performance
in the student lounge...
586
00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:59,815
[CHUCKLES] You can thank Helen
Mirren's Masterclass for that.
587
00:34:02,491 --> 00:34:04,167
Though, I just have to ask.
588
00:34:06,996 --> 00:34:09,642
When you were pretending
to be with Betty...
589
00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:15,822
you didn't feel anything, did you?
590
00:34:15,825 --> 00:34:17,096
Ronnie.
591
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,365
When will you learn?
592
00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:23,283
You are,
593
00:34:23,286 --> 00:34:26,073
now and forever,
594
00:34:26,076 --> 00:34:27,979
the only girl for me.
595
00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:43,271
[BETTY] Even by our standards,
this was a pretty crazy week.
596
00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:45,937
Well, pretending to
be dead is one thing,
597
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:49,774
but hiding under a cot in
this sex bunker of death
598
00:34:49,777 --> 00:34:51,276
while you make out with Archie
599
00:34:51,279 --> 00:34:55,291
just to convince a bunch of
evil preppies that I did die...
600
00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:58,869
Yeah, definitely cracks
the top ten craziest things.
601
00:34:58,872 --> 00:35:00,458
But it worked.
602
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,810
And now Donna will
start doubting herself.
603
00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:07,337
This whole thing is
a game of confidence,
604
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,675
and what happens when
you don't have confidence?
605
00:35:10,634 --> 00:35:12,008
Mistakes are made.
606
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:14,561
And bonus, you'll have
all this uninterrupted time
607
00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:17,848
to figure out how the pieces
of the mystery fit together.
608
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,343
And an additional bonus
609
00:35:19,346 --> 00:35:22,018
is that they won't come to try
and finish my botched braining.
610
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,353
Mmm-hmm.
611
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,796
Well, I never thought I'd say it,
612
00:35:24,799 --> 00:35:27,020
but God bless that beanie for cushioning
613
00:35:27,023 --> 00:35:29,625
the blow, even just a little bit.
614
00:35:33,982 --> 00:35:35,165
Speaking of that...
615
00:35:36,752 --> 00:35:38,641
Close your eyes and hold out your hand.
616
00:35:44,705 --> 00:35:45,893
Open.
617
00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,099
Betty, when did you
have time to do this?
618
00:35:52,101 --> 00:35:55,302
[CHUCKLES] We all manage
our stress in different ways.
619
00:35:55,304 --> 00:35:57,272
My mom had her documentary...
620
00:35:58,182 --> 00:36:00,155
I taught myself how to knit.
621
00:36:03,946 --> 00:36:06,648
Are you sure telling
your mom was a good idea?
622
00:36:06,651 --> 00:36:11,067
Well, considering Charles,
your dad, Jellybean,
623
00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:14,696
Dr. Curdle Jr., and Mrs.
Andrews are all in on it...
624
00:36:14,698 --> 00:36:17,124
Yeah, it felt like the
prudent thing to do.
625
00:36:17,126 --> 00:36:18,717
Yeah, that's fair enough.
626
00:36:21,468 --> 00:36:24,635
When you kissed Archie, none of those
old feelings came back, did they?
627
00:36:24,638 --> 00:36:25,977
Jughead.
628
00:36:27,211 --> 00:36:28,585
No.
629
00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,771
Of course not, okay? Don't be silly.
630
00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:35,993
You know you're the only man for me.
631
00:36:35,996 --> 00:36:39,395
And our scheming can take one
night off, don't you think?
632
00:36:56,406 --> 00:36:59,115
[ALICE] So I understand you
made quite the public spectacle
633
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:01,668
over the Archie and Betty romance.
634
00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:06,265
Um, I think you mean, I
gave an amazing performance.
635
00:37:06,268 --> 00:37:07,865
But weren't you afraid that something
636
00:37:07,868 --> 00:37:10,134
might actually spark between them?
637
00:37:10,137 --> 00:37:11,883
I trust Archie.
638
00:37:11,886 --> 00:37:13,961
And I trust Betty.
639
00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:16,751
To be honest, the thought
never even crossed my mind.
640
00:37:19,156 --> 00:37:20,862
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
641
00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:28,010
_
642
00:37:32,936 --> 00:37:38,405
_
643
00:37:50,427 --> 00:37:52,665
_
644
00:37:54,103 --> 00:37:55,272
[PHONE CHIMES]
645
00:38:01,691 --> 00:38:05,250
_
646
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,694
[ALICE] The question still remains.
647
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:22,249
Why did you go to such extraordinary
lengths to convince the preppies
648
00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:25,160
and pretty much the
whole town of Riverdale
649
00:38:25,162 --> 00:38:26,845
that Jughead was dead?
650
00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:29,657
Because they were trying
to pin the murder on me.
651
00:38:31,759 --> 00:38:34,260
And because if they knew
Jughead was still alive,
652
00:38:34,263 --> 00:38:39,024
they would circle the
wagons and lock down tight.
653
00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:42,936
And we were and still are locked
in a battle of psychological warfare
654
00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:44,512
with the Stonies.
655
00:38:44,515 --> 00:38:46,485
The only way that we
would be able to pin
656
00:38:46,488 --> 00:38:49,033
the attempted murder
of Jughead on them...
657
00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:51,552
is if we forced the Stonies to crack.
658
00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:55,127
[ALICE] You seem quite
confident that they will.
659
00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:58,908
No, I can't be certain, but...
660
00:39:00,623 --> 00:39:02,881
After the last few days,
661
00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:05,535
I have a feeling they'll be
fracturing any minute now.
662
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,471
Stop what you're doing, Bret.
663
00:39:10,874 --> 00:39:12,582
I have proof that Jughead's alive.
664
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,135
Whoa, Donna. Slow down.
How can you be so sure?
665
00:39:15,137 --> 00:39:17,712
I tailed Betty to an apocalyptic bunker,
666
00:39:17,714 --> 00:39:22,017
where she sloppily swapped saliva
with that carrot-top Neanderthal.
667
00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:24,072
It was all a charade.
668
00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:25,607
They had takeout from Pop's,
669
00:39:25,608 --> 00:39:27,740
that little diner that
Jones was obsessed with.
670
00:39:27,742 --> 00:39:29,742
And what, there was an extra burger?
671
00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:31,535
Archie's built like a superhero.
672
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,412
I'm sure he could wolf half a dozen...
673
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,772
Forget about the burger!
674
00:39:35,775 --> 00:39:39,038
There was not one, not two,
675
00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,287
but three milkshakes in evidence.
676
00:39:44,408 --> 00:39:48,389
I am certain that Jones must have
heard me sneaking down the ladder
677
00:39:48,392 --> 00:39:51,597
and he hid so as not to get caught.
678
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:53,943
Donna, look.
679
00:39:53,946 --> 00:39:55,726
Maybe, um...
680
00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:59,630
you should let sleeping dogs lie.
681
00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,683
Take the win.
682
00:40:02,685 --> 00:40:04,947
Forsythe's dead. We killed him.
683
00:40:05,762 --> 00:40:08,816
Ponytail's obviously moved on.
684
00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:11,722
It's time you do the same.
685
00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:18,148
Don't you ever tell me what to do.
686
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:21,794
In case you've forgotten, I'm
the brains of this operation.
687
00:40:21,796 --> 00:40:23,462
We still have a job to finish,
688
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:26,136
and a meddling girlfriend to pin it on.
689
00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:27,457
Yes, sir.
690
00:40:30,279 --> 00:40:34,965
And if you ever undermine me again,
691
00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:38,668
you will go the way of
Jonathan, may he rest in peace.
692
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,726
And that's a fact.
693
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:43,773
[DOOR OPENS]
694
00:40:45,319 --> 00:40:47,319
[VERONICA] Well, well, well.
695
00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:49,771
If it isn't the girl who cried Papi.
696
00:40:49,773 --> 00:40:52,733
I did a little digging
like you asked me to.
697
00:40:52,735 --> 00:40:54,660
And?
698
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:57,520
You are lucky I am such a good PI,
699
00:40:57,522 --> 00:41:00,118
because you'll never
believe what I found out.
700
00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:05,504
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
701
00:41:09,677 --> 00:41:11,401
[VERONICA] As it turns out, my darling
702
00:41:11,404 --> 00:41:13,496
half-sister is actually
good for something.
703
00:41:13,499 --> 00:41:14,996
At my behest,
704
00:41:14,998 --> 00:41:17,207
Hermosa put her private-eye
skills to good use
705
00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:19,852
and did some digging on
those Stonewall WASPs.
706
00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:23,421
And your gal pal Donna is not so sweet.
707
00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:27,934
Everybody, brace yourselves,
708
00:41:27,937 --> 00:41:30,697
because Donna Sweett is actually...
709
00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:37,018
Oh, my God.
710
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,351
Of course.
711
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:42,689
If this is true, this
is our smoking gun.
712
00:41:42,692 --> 00:41:45,436
This is the final piece of
the puzzle that we needed.
713
00:41:49,057 --> 00:41:52,462
I think I know how to take down
these Stonies once and for all.
714
00:41:55,632 --> 00:41:58,970
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