Original subtitles

RIO SEX COMEDY (2010) CD 2/2

What can he do?

We're open to thinking this through with you.

Because if we're humble

and think together,

we can make structural changes.

Not just to improve Rocinha, but the whole world!

- How'd it go? - What? Who with?

- With my wife. - Yeah, it's moving forward.

- Bye kids. - Bye Dad.

Have a good day. Kisses.

- See you tonight, Antoine. - See you tonight.

This looks great. There's a Japanese one.

I'd like a room please.

"Fame & Fortune" Suite.

Is this next door?

No. I know Versailles.

Did you come?

Not me.

- These are tomatoes. - Tomatoes.

Like in French.

My God. This is how you help?

How's this work?

My God!

Stop the water!

Sorry.

- Hey gringo, you're crazy. - What?

You're crazy?

What is that?

A filter.

Don't you know anything? A filter.

How dumb!

I saw you kiss Mrs. Ir�ne.

You're a slick operator. Taking other guys' wives.

I should take you to a samba.

- Samba? - Yeah.

Or a funk rave.

You've got to go to a samba.

Since you love women. Every ass is like this. You'd go nuts.

- Big like this. - Sized?

Ass. You know what an ass is?

Ass. Ass. Big ass.

Chicken with tomatoes.

Chicken with tomatoes.

What a great smell.

Maria Angelica, white wine please.

I'll go.

Doesn't it smell great?

Looks good.

She's eating alone in the kitchen again.

Come on.

What do you want, Robert?

- I don't know if she'd eat with us. - You can always ask.

Our conditions are so different.

It's hard to imagine a relationship

that's not paternalistic or self-serving.

Look at all those buses.

Look, Ir�ne.

The question on the table is,

how can you be fair

with someone that shares your private life?

Put this on.

Well done.

Very well done.

Fisher!

What's up, dad?

The dough?

Sorry.

800 today, OK?

- We split it. - Half and half.

Good show.

- Thanks. - Cool.

- Cool. - Later.

Half and half.

"All About the Disappearance of the US Ambassador"

Iracema, please.

Fuck!

Coming to Brazil

hasn't brought you the changes you wanted.

You seem unsatisfied.

Really? What makes you say that?

I want to make you happy. Help you renew yourself.

Like?

I told you about that doctor, Charlotte Jones?

It's a present for your 40th birthday.

Carte blanche with Dr. Charlotte.

You're screwing with my head.

Doesn't have to be your face.

What's wrong with my face?

Nothing. I like it like this.

You want me to change it?

It could be your body if you prefer.

If you're serious, let's examine the matter up close.

Redo the breasts?

Smaller or bigger?

Bigger.

And my butt.

A little Brazilian ass?

Actually, Brazilian asses are bigger and rounder.

Excuse me.

How about my toes?

Do you like my toes?

And my calves?

And my thighs?

And my belly?

And my shoulders? You like them?

How about your nose?

My nose?

- You're thinking about my nose? - Yeah. Your nose.

- Hello. - Hello.

Thank you for seeing me.

Antoine says it usually takes months to see you.

Whose idea was it for you to come here?

His. Totally his.

And what does he have in mind?

He was thinking about...

...my nose.

- Your nose? - Yes.

- Your nose. - Yes.

My nose.

So let's go then?

Tell me again.

My nose.

Do you miss him?

My husband?

No, never.

Sometimes, maybe.

No.

- Was it hard to leave him? - No, easy.

It was harder to hold on to the marriage.

After you turn 60.

Did you want to leave him earlier?

Could you have done it at 40?

Of course.

Every day of our life. For 30 years.

But we got along very well.

It was a good marriage.

That you could've abandoned at any second.

You're so hot!

How much?

This one has lube gel.

- Fine. - We have flavored ones.

Fine. How much?

This one here has numbing gel.

Please. How much?

- We have extra large. - Yeah, extra large.

Sit please, Maria Angelica.

I almost forgot.

Trade in your dog

Trade in your dog

Trade in your dog for a poor child

Trade in your dog for a poor child

Do you know Lucilene's house?

- Hello. - Hello.

- Is this Lucilene's house? - Yes.

Is she here?

What do you want?

Antoine.

But what do you want?

Antoine.

OK, but what do you want?

Antoine.

Hang on.

Lucilene?

You?

What a sweetie.

Beautiful view.

I came here to realize my dream.

The only thing I know from my village: To live inside a novela.

Because I need money to save my tribe from extinction.

- Hey. - Hi, Lucilene.

For mom.

How adorable.

It's so great that you're like this.

What a sweetie-pie. Right, Mom?

Wonderful.

Honey.

My darling.

You're going to love this.

Let's freak this faggot.

Get the fuck out!

Beat it! Who the fuck is this?

Beat it, fairy.

- Yeah. - Yeah what? Get out.

In your undies.

I said I'd get you, girl.

Hose her down.

See his face? Just like Mr. Bean.

Go, gringo!

Hey gringo!

Get him!

- Why are you half-naked? - Me, half-naked?

What about you?

I was robbed.

- Where? - On the beach.

But you weren't dressed for the beach.

And you? Sleeping in the afternoon? Shouldn't you be at work?

- Mom! - Dad!

Going to the beach?

- No, we're not going to the beach. - Me too!

Did they hurt you, love?

Dr. Charlotte!

Don't cry, big sister. Fish is a loser.

I'm not crying over Fish. It's the novela, stupid.

Of course it's because of that asshole.

I come without disguises.

- We can't go on like this. - I know.

- You were about to come. - I know.

- But it's not just about sex. - Of course not.

But still.

Make me like De Niro!

My tits! You got to redo my new tits!

Where are you taking me?

Somewhere cozy.

- Cozy how? - Cozy you'll see.

Here.

You're crazy. It costs a fortune.

Look at this.

What is it, darling?

- I wanted... - Go ahead.

- No, you go. - No, you.

- I've been thinking... - Me too.

- We have to decide... - I think...

Are you thinking the same thing?

I think we think that...

Your marriage...

What about my marriage?

The roots are too deep. It's impossible.

Like you said.

Like I said what?

I don't understand.

Sorry.

You want to stop.

Like that. For no reason.

I respect you too much to lie to you. I met someone.

Someone else?

Don't tell me who it is.

Who is it?

It's funny. You're sort of our godmother.

What?

Without you. Or rather thanks to you...

For what? I have to stop saying "what".

Who?

It's...

Maria Angelica.

It's Maria Angelica?

Yeah, the nanny.

You should be happy. You always said our love was impossible.

Now, we can both live our loves freely.

Coming?

You're crazy.

Hey, sugar. Come here.

- Hello? - Hey.

How much?

300 reais for 40 minutes.

I know a little hotel.

I already know a hotel.

OK, then. No problem. Let's go.

Good evening.

I'd like the Japanese suite please.

They're new. Pitanguys.

You were at Pitanguy's clinic?

- At his public hospital. - Interesting. Was this...

Honey, we'll talk later.

Now, let's get to business.

Go ahead. Try them while they're new.

I just don't know why they came out different.

This one's a little squidgier and this one's harder.

Fuck!

What's that?

What's what, honey?

My little engine.

8 inches of God's work.

I didn't know!

Give me a break. I've heard this a thousand times.

Don't tell me you've never given one a squeeze?

No, really. It's not my thing.

No, Angelina, please.

Don't call me Angelina.

Call me "La Jolie".

Listen, I really respect your... what you are.

Totally.

I don't want to offend you.

It's just a question of taste.

What a shame.

I loved your nose.

I wouldn't say I feel humiliated. But the rejection...

does wound a little.

See you later.

Bye.

You look beautiful. Hey.

How are you all? French wine for Mom.

And some gifts for the little ones.

But why? I don't understand.

Because I got to thinking. What you did to Mrs. Ir�ne,

you could do to me tomorrow.

- Why should I live with that stress? - Never with you. I bought...

tickets for Paris.

We're going tomorrow.

No. You bought a ticket for yourself. You go tomorrow.

What would I do in your country? There's no room for someone like me.

I don't understand.

Go home.

Besides, I found out you're married.

So what?

In France, that doesn't mean a thing.

Did you know? I often wondered.

No. Nothing.

Never.

How can you forgive me?

It's not about forgiveness.

I'm your husband. Not your priest.

Did you think of leaving me?

No.

"NGO of Irrational Gestures"

And they lived happily ever after.

Boom's in the frame again.

3rd time today.

Cut.

It's complicated. Stop. She's an Indian. Get it?

Beat it.

Subtitling: CNST, Montreal