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Auto shop Königs Tiger
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Hey Dennis it's me
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Hey dude, you're back already, or what?
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You got a minute?
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Is Erik around?
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Yes, he is here, already asked for you. Should I go get him?
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Listen to me really quick, it's important.
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OK
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I'm totally screwed!
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The bloody French ripped me off!
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Stuff, cash, van, it’s all gone, the whole shebang
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Now I'm stuck and completely fucked
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They even took my cell phone.
Rotten gypsies, damn rats!
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OK
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And where are you now, in France or ...
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I'm in a dump somewhere close to the border
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Meh. Right out in the sticks
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Mhm
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Dennis, ...
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I won't get off cheaply
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You got that?
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Listen ...
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You're my cousin. You're the only one I can still trust
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You've got to help me!
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Ya .. Eh.. I ...
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Dennis!
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Dennis, Yes or No?
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Yes or No, Dennis?
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Of course I'll help ...
- Will you help me Yes or No?
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Of course I'll help you
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I've got that shoe box
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Go to my place, in the kitchen, right next to the sink
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there's some scrap paper and empty bottles
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behind that, at the wall, there's a shelf
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there's a shoe box on it
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Understood, shoe box ...
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Send that one by mail!
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Send express! Someway it's fast
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What kind of shoes?
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There are no fucking shoes in it, you dumbass!
Damn, try using your brain!
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At least I should know what kind of shoes
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I don't want to accidently grab some sandals and ...
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then they are the wrong slippers
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Do I look like a damn hippie, who wears sandals or what?
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There's just a single shoe box!
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I don't know what kind of shoes are in it, doesn't matter
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OK
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Whatever, sandals or not.
All my money is in that box and no shoes!
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If you aren't sure open it and look into it
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Then you'll know whether It's the right box
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I understand. Now I understand
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And where should I send it to?
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I can do It during lunch break, but I need to know
where I have to send it to, to what address
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To what address, dude?
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Lake Constance
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I'm heading off to Lake Constance!
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Lake Constance, what do you want at Lake Constance?
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I used to know a chick, Barbara I think
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Ok Barbara, and what's Barbara's address?
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First I have to get there and figure out where she lives
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And then I'll let you know where to send it
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I haven't seen her in a while
I have to figure everything out first
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Then I'll call you and tell you where to send it
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But now get yourself to my place and grab that box
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Ok, and how do you get to the Lake Constance?
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I'll manage that!
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RAT KING
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Hello?
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Hi!
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How much is it to rent a trailer?
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You were already looking in the right spot!
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You'll find all you need on those signs
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I'd like to think you are able to read
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Or maybe not ...
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What?!
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Nothing
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58€ or what?
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Plus 150€ deposit cash up front
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Can I make a call somewhere?
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Yes absolutely there is a phone,
but just for registered guests and staff
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So. How long do you wanna stay?
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A couple of days
- A couple of days. So two?
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A couple of days
- A couple of days, that means two days to me
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I don't know yet!
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You just said you want to stay "a couple" of days
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"A couple" means two to me
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A couple, two people
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A couple of beers, two beers
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A couple of days, two days
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So I'll get 150€ deposit and your ID
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So that's the reason I came here.
I wanted to speak with you about something
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Oh, you want to talk with me about something?
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Yes!
- Yes
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That's the reason I’m here. I had ...
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I'm in an uncomfortable situation.
I just arrived last night ...
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...got robbed. All my documents are gone
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My wallet is gone. So I came here to ask you ...
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If you could stay for free
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No. Of course not!
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Of course not! How could I even think
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But?
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I just thought about if I could ...
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I wanted to ask you if I could have a packet sent to this address?
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No!
- What?
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No. Absolutely no way
- What no?
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No. No means no!
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That is forbidden and I tell you why.
Specific example:
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Somebody has a bomb sent to them
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And the bomb explodes while I'm opening the packet
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Then I'll have stumpy arms!
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How should I do my job then?
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Look at this: Calculator!
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Tell me, are you kidding me, or what?
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Do I look like I'm kidding?
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Is this your campsite?
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This is my campsite, since 2008
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You know what ...
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I suggest you ... to sign into the guest book
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Then you can have your super very important packet sent to a friend
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In your best handwriting!
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What?
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In your best handwriting. I have to be able to read it
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Cursive, please!
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Adolf Hitler
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Very funny!
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Give me my pen back!
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Which pen?
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The pen I just gave to you
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I don't have your pen
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Oh ... then ... you know what ... keep the stupid pen and get out!
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Oh, goodness!
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Goodbye!
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Fuck you! Son of a bitch!
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Auto shop Königs Tiger
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Dennis it's me
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What's the situation, are you at Lake Constance already?
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Yes I am, but I still have to figure out about the damn address
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I just wanted to rent a trailer at the campsite. It didn't work cause I was short on money
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And I have to deal with a square ...
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Wait a second...? You are on a campsite ... In a trailer, dude?
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How mangy is that?
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How mangy is that? What else should I do in my situation?
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Whatever... you could mug somebody. That's never been a big deal for you
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Do I look like a damn criminal walking across the campsite, robbing old people?
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If something happens I'll get arrested, they send me to Düsseldorf and then ...
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What about Erik, did he say something?
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Erik is kind of nervous already. He tried to call you a few times and ...
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... the customer didn't give any response as well
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Of course, because they ripped me off, I told you that!
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So you've got an address for me?
- Give me your cell phone number
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015 ... 0175 53 79 896
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Dennis ...
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Thank you, dude! Thank you!
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You're welcome
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I also have a private trailer you could rent
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So this is the trailer. I lived here myself before
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Back then I was working at the kiosk, but then I started working at the laundromat
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And then I bought a new one. So I just live next door
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And what about the garden goblins... there's quite a lot!
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And what's the bar for?
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I'd feel a bit like being in jail
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That’s because of the robber bands. They are around here
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Robber bands?
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Mhm. At night, they put little tubes ...
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... through the windows. And then they turn on the gas
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And as soon as everybody is numbed, they rob them
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That's why
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Did it happen to you, too?
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No
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I'm Ellen, by the way
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Hi, I'm Rene
- Hi
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So how much would it be ...
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... in total, with everything included ... all inclusive or whatever it's called ...
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... If I rented the trailer?
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20€
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20€
- Mhm
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Yes. ... Well I mean ...
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Don't you wanna see the inside?
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Sure
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OK
- Ok!
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Pure luxury camping
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So I still have that ...
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I ... got robbed yesterday ...
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When I arrived
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They took my bag, my money ...
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I, of course, called home straight away, and told my friend
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He'll send me a packet with the most needed things
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So, .. would it be a big deal if I gave you the money tomorrow?
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So as it's off the books, that's not a problem at all
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Ehm ... If you do me a favor
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Which is?
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Come along
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So, .. in this tree ...
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... there is a murder of crows, making noise all the time
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So, not right now, I don't know why
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Normally they're always there
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And it's so annoying
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And I don't wanna have them blown away
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And I hate scarecrows
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That's why I thought about taking that gnome ...
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...and putting it on the rooftop and then nail it down
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So he can scare the crows away, like a scarecrow, you know?
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Mhm
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This one or what?
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Yep
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And that shall work?
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Yes, of course
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Why don't you poison them or cut down the fucking tree then?
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I think the crows won’t give a shit if there is a goblin or not
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The problem is, that I can't put it on the rooftop because its weight is about 100kg (200lbs)
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ho-hum
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That's why I wanted to ask ...
I already nailed it down on the board
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So you just have to put it on the rooftop
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Okay, ... then I'll put it up there for you
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No problem
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Damn this fucking goblin is heavy
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I could have told you before ... I'm not the typical craftsman
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So will you put it up there or not?
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Thank you!
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No problem
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Oh .. here are the keys
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If you need anything else, I'm always at the laundromat from 9am til 5pm
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In case you are looking for me ... I usually have my break from 12 pm to 1pm, but I have my lunch with me
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So you'll always find me there
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You’re from here right?
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Yes
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Do you know a women named Barbara?
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Barbara is her name, red hair ...
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I think her parents were the former owners of this campsite ...
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So, this packet from my buddy ... Could I address it to you in a pinch?
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No ...
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Auto shop Königs Tiger
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Did you find the box?
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Yes
- Did you find the box?
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Did you find the box?
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Yes
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Well okay good
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Did you see Erik, did he say something?
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Erik is mad as hell. He wants to fuck you up
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He's going to give you a grilling and feed you to the dogs
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I think if you came here instantly, you could have talked to him about it, but now it's through
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Dennis don't be that naive. What do you think would have happened if I came back?
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If I came back, he would have knocked all of my teeth out, Dennis
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Watch your language! If he finds out that I'm in touch with you I can also get myself new chompers!
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So, where should I send the shoe box to?
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No idea
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There is nobody I can talk to normally. I don't know where I ended up
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There are just tractors and crappy farmers
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So where are you? Still at the campsite?
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Yeah. It's called Andy's Campsite
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I'll check that out and call you again later
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Alright
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I'm ready. Are you coming?
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Oh yeah baby. Your drumstick is on his way!
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Good morning
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Is the gnome still up there?
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Last time I checked, he was still on the rooftop
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Listen I ...
- Are the crows gone?
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I don't think so, they were really loud this morning
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Listen I ... still have the problem I told you about yesterday
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I have nobody, no address where I can have the packet sent to
262
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,360
Then everything ...
- Hey, everything fit for fun?
263
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,600
Hey Baby
264
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,200
I bought a little bit for a BBQ tonight
265
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,600
Pork neck from Andy's dirty dancing and a video
266
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,680
Drinking a little bit of red wine. Just the two of us
267
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,400
For a little bit of pleasure time
268
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,960
It's time to live in harmony!
269
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,520
Who's he by the way?
270
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,760
He's renting my old trailer
271
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,440
Our old trailer!
272
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,760
No, honey. It's my old trailer we are not together anymore
273
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,400
Is he also wearing my slippers or what?
274
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,000
They aren't your slippers, honey!
275
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,520
My name is Rudi!
276
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:23,160
Caution, bather! I saw you throwing your butts on our beach
277
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,320
Dislike!
278
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,320
That's the first warning of three, then you are banned!
279
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,480
Calm down Rudi
- So you are the campsite sheriff or what?
280
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:35,120
Can you come around Rudi, somebody pushed over the trash cans at the petting farm again
281
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,120
I am!
282
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,400
Coming!
283
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,760
Do you have a Euro for a chubby hubby?
284
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,320
Later we'll have a nice party together
285
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,520
My baby belongs to me!
286
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,400
What moron is that?
287
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:00,240
So listen ...
288
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,400
... this is my address. You can have your packet sent to it
289
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,560
I can also nail a few more goblins on the rooftop, if you want
290
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,520
Hi this is Dennis, you can leave a voicemail
291
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,000
Dennis it's me. Why is your cell phone turned off now?
292
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:35,640
Whatever! When you listen to this then send me the packet to ...
293
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,360
Ellen Conzelmann
294
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,760
Ellen Conzelmann
295
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,400
Seehafenstraße 14
296
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88045 Friedrichshafen
297
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Dennis ... I rely on you!
298
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,520
Hello?!
299
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,840
What's you problem wanker?
300
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:26,240
##??!!###!!!!!
301
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,920
Your schnapps, Mr.
302
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,280
Your Hefeweizen, Horst
303
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,320
Thank you
- Cheers
304
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,520
Thank you
305
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,120
Poor boy, why are you so angry?
306
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,800
What?
307
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,920
I asked you: why are you so angry?
308
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,440
I'm not angry
309
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,400
So I have to believe you then
310
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,280
Sorry. No smoking!
311
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,240
Do you have a telephone?
312
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,680
Hi this is Dennis, you can leave ...
313
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,480
Hey boy, I think you have to vent
314
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,760
That would be good for you!
315
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:47,480
I can tell you something: Way back, my father told me I have to assume our carpentry business
316
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:54,320
But really I didn't want to.
I would've rather done something with cars, like tuning
317
00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,600
But that's how life goes. Now I've been doing it for so many years, seething with anger
318
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,280
I was crazy angry, but it wasn't worth it
319
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,960
But what can you do? My father passed away meanwhile
320
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,319
That means I have to do it by myself now
321
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,320
So did you get me?
322
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,760
You always have to do your own thing!
323
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,640
No matter what's happening, you always have to do your own thing!
324
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,000
Got it?
325
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,240
Cheers!
326
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,920
Hey
- Hi
327
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,160
What happened to you?
328
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,920
Nothing
329
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,520
It doesn't look like that
330
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,840
I wanted to surprise Rudi
331
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,640
But I just caught him, screwing Nicolette from the petting farm
332
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,360
A Pony?
333
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:22,880
No
334
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,800
She's working there
335
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,200
Probably it's always her, pushing the trash cans over on purpose
336
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,600
So he has to come around
337
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,480
So screw that spaz!
338
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,880
You are a beautiful girl
339
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,400
I don't know ...
340
00:31:54,680 --> 00:32:00,680
Well, where I'm from, the sluts have names like Nicolette
341
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,840
Or Vanessa, or whatever
342
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,240
Chantal
343
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,440
You're such a dork!
344
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,880
Would you like to smoke a bit of weed? I've got some in ... your trailer
345
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,000
I don't need weed
346
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,560
But maybe you'd benefit from good company
347
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,480
Where can you get that shit from?
348
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800
That's from France
349
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,120
From a dumbass
350
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,520
You drove to France especially for that?
351
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,960
Do I look 16 or what?
352
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,840
Kind of, but not exactly
353
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,120
Did you find your friend?
354
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,360
Who? Do you mean Barbara?
- Yes
355
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,880
Kind of, yes
356
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,640
Really, around here?
357
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,760
Well, I'm not quite sure about that one
358
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,800
Huh?
359
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,000
What the heck! That was a former friend of my youth I just met here ...
360
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:42,800
... while we were staying for vacation... when I was 15 or 16 years old
361
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:49,760
Honestly I just remember that she's got red hair ... or had
362
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,760
Maybe she's got a Mohawk or anything else meanwhile
363
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,360
Or she's got cancer and lost all of 'em
364
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,440
And you met her here on the campsite?
365
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,720
The folks owned ...
366
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,920
I don't even know if it was that one, but they owned a campsite
367
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,920
Your parents?
368
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,520
No, Barbara's parents
369
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,680
And that's where you've been?
370
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,920
Barbara ...
371
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,880
She was my ...
372
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,560
She was my first screw
373
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,240
It's not nice to say it like that
374
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:58,200
Sometimes it's good to be straight ... occasionally
375
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,440
Maybe there was also a little bit of love
376
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,200
Love ...
377
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:28,600
Good morning!
378
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,520
Who are you all?
379
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800
Tcha. How are we all?
380
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,360
Get that broad away!
381
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,360
Eh!
382
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,480
Got a nice place to hide, Rene
383
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,680
A little gypsy caravan and a hippie slut
384
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,760
To each their own
385
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:10,559
I've taken the liberty of taking your savings
386
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,880
As a down payment of what you owe me
387
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,320
Possibly it's a single payment. I don't know yet
388
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:22,240
Could be that you can't get anything straight in your head anymore when we're done
389
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,840
Take a look at Dennis
390
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,400
He was lucky, he's just missing a few teeth
391
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,120
I was worried
392
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,240
I was worried!
393
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,400
I wasn't able to get you, you didn't call me. Seemed like you lost your cell phone
394
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,640
So I came by
395
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,280
Ta-dah! Here I am!
396
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,760
Wanna say something?
397
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,440
It wasn't ideal
398
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,319
What? Say it again!
399
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,800
It wasn't ideal
400
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,360
Oh okay ... I see ... not ideal!
401
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,400
So, do you know what a rat king is?
402
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,720
No? Nothing? Ok
403
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,439
Never mind! Almost no one knows it. So ...
404
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:22,600
If several rats are intertwined, knotted or stuck together...
405
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,960
... then it's called a rat king
406
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,880
Because one of the single rats isn't survivable
407
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,000
It's just a part of the whole disgusting lump
408
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,200
You gross me out
409
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,520
You gross me out so much!
410
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,840
You don't want me to go "talk" to your doll instead, do you?
411
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,560
So just shut the fuck up! Ok?
412
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:53,319
You, ratty Rene, are that small awkward rat!
413
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:59,320
And I am the whole thing, I am the head, I am the rat king!
414
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,960
And do you think, ...
415
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,160
... I'll let you screw me over?
416
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,400
I would never go back on you, Erik!
417
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,120
You would say anything now
418
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:22,600
You would say anything now. Just shitty petty ratty words of a shitty petty ratty Rene!
419
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,960
I'll ask you now: What would you do if you were me?
420
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,200
How can you bear that?
421
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,520
Back to the question
422
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:44,360
Please keep her out of it. It's just our business!
423
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,520
And she's your business
424
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,760
Cling together, swing together!
425
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,840
Hey, what's happening?
426
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,920
Release my wife!
427
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,760
I wanna see your visitor passes immediately!
428
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,280
This is private property!
429
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,880
OK. Banned!
430
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:10,800
Banned!
431
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,600
Banned!
432
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,400
And you are?
433
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,680
I'm Rudi
434
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,480
Rudi ...
435
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,480
I can also call the cops
436
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,600
You can also leave well enough alone
437
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,320
Can you put the knife away?
438
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,400
Banned, Rudi!
439
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,520
Really?
440
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,720
So, ratty Rene!
441
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,560
Where were we?
442
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,320
I'm sorry!
443
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:36,760
So, we're done with the statements
444
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:44,800
It could be that you also have to come to the police station. But we'll wait for the report first
445
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,880
I'll bring my ID then ...
446
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,400
We'll handle that
447
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,160
Bloody robber band!
448
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,160
The campers have to come up with an idea about that
449
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,120
They already had to mount bars around their trailers
450
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,360
Right Ellen? And without any success!
451
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,640
We never had something like this in the old days
452
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,160
It always took all sorts. But nothing like that, for sure
453
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,000
The past years they used the daze gas
454
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:16,120
Now they hold a knife to people's throats. Great, awesome!
455
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,400
Nature ...
456
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:31,280
It was the act of nature! Nature judges everything!
457
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,280
I don't want to croak like that, for sure
458
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,320
They are also just humans
459
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,560
But they are really a bunch of scumbags
460
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,840
Rudi, I think it's time for you to go to the ambulance again!
461
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:48,880
Look at you! You are close to going out like a light!
462
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,400
That's what I call battered!
463
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,520
That's how people are these days
464
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,720
Just money and rush in their minds
465
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,760
So we can be happy to be the normal ones!
466
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,960
There's only one thing left ...
467
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:08,120
Ellen, would you mind making me a coffee?
468
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,880
Hey girls! You had some party yesterday?
469
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,280
Tonight we're gonna party hard!
470
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,120
Did I actually show you my radio?
471
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,200
Quite big!
472
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,480
And quite hard!
473
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,760
Dig in! See ya!
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