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Previously onMom...
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[laughs]:
Oh!
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Oh. Uh, too rough?
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No. This would be too rough.
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Ow! [growls]
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Best date I ever had.
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I need to break up with him.
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I have one more daffodil
hidden somewhere on my body.
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Care to lead the
search party?
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Rudy, we need to talk.
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RUDY:
No...!
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♪
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[sighs]
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Look at us.
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[chuckles]
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What?
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Look at us.
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Who's better than us?
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Uh...
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I mean, missionaries,
I guess.
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I don't know, I don't know.
Where are you going with this?
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We are so
mentally healthy.
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We are so dogged in our
pursuit of better-ness.
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I feel like I'm getting set up
for a favor.
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Do you need
your feet pumiced again?
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I just mean, here I am,
dropping you off
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at your Al-Anon meeting,
en route to my AA meeting.
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So again I say,
who's better than us?
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[chuckles]
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People who don't need those
meetings in the first place?
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But who else?
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No one.
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There you go.
[chuckles]
Ah. [laughs]
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So... do you
talk about me?
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Well, it is an Al-Anon meeting,
and you're my Al.
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So, uh, yeah, yeah, you come up.
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And do you speak well of me?
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Yes, Bonnie,
I'm the only person in there
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whose alcoholic is perfect.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, but I'm
not the worst.
No, no.
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Was that a genuine "no"
or a sarcastic "no"?
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It's whatever you want it to be.
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Again...
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[singsongy]:
who's better than us.
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[both chuckle]
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Who's that?
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That's Sam, my sponsor.
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Your sponsor
wears suspenders?
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No wonder his
wife drinks.
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ADAM:
No, that's Carl.
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Sam's standing next
to him, smoking.
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That's Sam?
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Yeah.
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The same Sam you've been talking
about for three months?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So the "antha" is silent.
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Any chance
we could all be?
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♪
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Found him!
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What are you doing in
here for 20 minutes?
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We're backed up.
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Waiters are cooking
their own orders.
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I came in for an onion
but got lost in my memories.
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Oh, I don't need to hear it.
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This is where Tammy and I
shared our first kiss.
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And our last kiss.
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Oh, God.
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Does she ever talk
about me at all?
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How about we talk and cook?
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Talk and cook!No, no, no.
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Could you text her for me?
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Huh? Tell her
I'm miserable without her.
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No, that sounds weak.
Tell her I'm in play.
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No, just tell her I'm fine
with whatever she wants.
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No big whoop either way.
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"Rudy says hi."
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Ah, subtle. Well played.
Shocking you're a spinster.
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Did she text back yet?
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No.
Oh.
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How about now?
No!
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Oh. Now?
You would hear it!
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Well, I thought
maybe it happened
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when I was saying, "Now?"
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[phone chimes]Ooh, bingo.
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Mm. Some ass named Roscoe said
he got an "A" in English.
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Oh, give me that!
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How was your meeting?
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Good. Yours?
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Good. Good.
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Did you share?
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I did.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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And did you talk about
Sam having a vagina?
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No, but I did talk about
how this ride was gonna go,
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and so far,
I was right on the money.
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Oh, is it not going well
for you? 'Cause I'm fine.
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Oh, come on, Bonnie.
So what if Sam's a woman?
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I just find it curious
you never told me.
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I didn't even think about it
at first,
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and then the longer
I didn't tell you,
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the weirder I felt
about saying something.
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You know,
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I missed my window.
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Like the guy at the deli,
who still gets my name wrong.
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I should've corrected him
the second time, but I didn't.
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So now I'm forever
"Beef Baloney Dan."
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[laughs]
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Who's better than us?
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You listen to me,
Mr. Adam Janikowski.
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You cannot just sit there
and pretend
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this is not a big deal!
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No, no, I'm talking!
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You obviously kept her a secret
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because you have feelings
for her.
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Oh, that is such a lie!
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Oh, nice try, nice try.
We're not changing the subject.
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Oh, and of course she smokes.
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"Who's hotter than me?
Me, who smokes."
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Are we gonna start
smoking again?
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Well, I should, because
apparently it turns Adam on.
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So it's yes?
'Cause the off-brand gas station
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is still open, and they're
50 cents a pack cheaper there.
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Give me eight bucks,
I can make this happen.
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We're not smoking.
I'm just pissed at Adam,
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who's sleeping like he doesn't
have a problem in the world.
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[quietly]:
Well, you do, buddy!
You got a big, fat problem!
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Oh, I get it.
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You're in a
whisper fight.
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I used to do that with you
all the time.
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Deal me in.
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His Al-Anon sponsor is a woman.
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Sam?
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"...antha."
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Like in,
"Meanwhile, across town,
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Samantha was flat on her back
in the Flatiron District."
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[groans]:
Oh.
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I so miss
Sex and the City.
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And sex.
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I'm gonna miss sex with Adam
when he leaves me for Samantha.
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I'll still have sex,
but I'll miss Adam.
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Sorry, I just don't see
what's so bad.
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My G.A. sponsor is a guy.
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Yeah, uh, I've seen him.
Least sexy guy on the planet.
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I'm up against
Angie frickin' Dickinson.
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Who's that?
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Oh, for God's sake!
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Just go to bed.
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So... it's definitely a no
on the smoking?
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Look, if I'm divorced
by the weekend, we can smoke.
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I like my chances.
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I might buy a lighter.
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What are you doing?
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Chef Rudy asked me to
take pictures of you.
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I get bonus points
if your mouth is open.
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That is super creepy.
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Why'd you say yes?
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I actually feel
sorry for the guy.
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He talks about you.
He cries about you.
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He yells your name when
he's pounding the veal.
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Ew!
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No, literally, we
serve a lot of veal.
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Then my plan is working.
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What plan?
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Love is a game, Christy,
and I'm great at it.
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I thought you didn't
want to have
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a relationship
with Chef Rudy.
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I thought I didn't either,
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and then, last Tuesday night
around 10:00, I did.
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So I butt-dialed him
with my fingers
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and made sounds like
I was taking a bubble bath.
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Wait, hang on.
What would that sound like?
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Mm.
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[giddy laughing]
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Oh!
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You couldn't do that
with your own glass?
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I don't get
playing games.
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When I like a guy,
I just tell him.
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OTHERS:
Oh!
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What? Men
appreciate honesty.
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OTHERS:
Oh!
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For God's sake, Christy,
you don't give away the mystery.
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I was a stripper.
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I've been giving away
the mystery since I was 18.
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Even I played a little
hard-to-get with Victor.
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Took him a while to tug down
those sweatpants, huh?
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Oh, don't look now, but
your plans just walked in
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and is acting
surprised to see us.
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You know who isn't surprised:
the puppet master.
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Tammy! Ah, is that you?
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Tammy, what a strange
coincidence.
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Ah, to think that I would
run into you here,
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at the, uh... Burgundy Bistro.
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Yes, I've been meaning to try
their, uh... oh...
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three-bean chili.
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Chili, coming up.Ooh. Right.
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Well, I hope you don't mind
if I sit at this table
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adjacent to your own.
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[loudly]:
So, anyway, I've got dates
with both Ricardo
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and Brad tonight.
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I mean, I love
Ricardo's fire,
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but Brad does manage
a LensCrafters.
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Oh, what to do?
Mm.
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Not sure, but first I'm off
to wax Downtown Disney,
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'cause someone's getting
in my tea cup tonight.
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Here's your chili.
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Good Lord, has someone
already eaten this?
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Are you primping?
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Is there someone here
worth primping for?
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Owen.
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Hit bottom last year
on vodka and Mountain Dew.
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Ah, he is cute.
How you gonna blow it?
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I am not gonna blow it.
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I'm gonna be
the puppet master.
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Oh. Go get 'em, tiger.
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Oh, I'm gonna get him.
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I'm gonna get him so good he's
not gonna know what got him.
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Like a sexy sex ninja.
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Just watch and learn.
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Oh, I'm gonna watch.
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Hey, Christy,
looking for a seat?
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[scoffs]
No.
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And the game is on.
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Is it, though?
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Oh, really, Adam? How would
you like it if I sponsored
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one of the cute guys in here?
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[sighs]
Will you stop that?
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Tell him. He's the one
who won't let it go.
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You know you look crazy.
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Yeah. People on the street
were trying to give you change.
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One quarter. Relax.
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It doesn't matter who Adam
is hearing the message from,
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as long as he's hearing
the message.
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My first sponsor was a guy.
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Yeah, but back then,
there were only three people
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in the program.
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[scoffs]
She's old.
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Look at Owen ignoring me.
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He's good, but I'm better.
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[phone chimes]
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Oh. Guess who just sent
me a TikTok video?
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A 12-year-old
you met at the mall?
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Hi, Tammy. Ticktock. Ticktock.
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[groans]
Paul, explain this to me again.
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I don't think I'm getting it.
Am I supposed to move?
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[stammers]
Ticktock. Ticktock.
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Oh, no! Don't press send!
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That was painful.
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[sighs]
In a super hot way.
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I'm gonna watch it again--
by myself, if you don't mind.
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[grunts softly]
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Wow, guy! No means no!
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[mouthing]
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How did that girl
ever get married?
255
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,290
Drugs were involved.
256
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,034
She was out in
the living room
257
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,209
whisper-fighting
with me all night.
258
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,385
Why didn't you
go talk to her?
259
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,822
Because I have a better chance
of winning if I'm not there.
260
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,868
[laughs]
261
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:38,219
Come on, Adam. Don't you think
you might owe Bonnie an amends?
262
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,655
What am I supposed to say?
263
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,831
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
that Sam was a woman?
264
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:45,574
Thanks, Adam. I appreciate you
validating my feelings.
265
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,228
What was that?
266
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,230
I'm being Bonnie.
267
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,711
[sputters]
Not even close.
268
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,843
First you got to make fun
of my hair.
269
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:54,888
What's wrong with your hair?
270
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,585
Thank you. Also,
271
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,327
it's louder, it's scarier
and more arm waving.
272
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,981
And if I make a good point,
273
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,766
you got to bring up something
that I did wrong two years ago.
274
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,378
Okay, so-so maybe just stop
at "I'm sorry."
275
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,119
Just "I'm sorry"?
I'm allowed to do that?
276
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,120
Sure.
277
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,469
No, I'm asking Bonnie.
278
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:12,949
Am I allowed to do that?
279
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,429
Oh, um...
280
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,301
Do whatever you want, Fluffy!
281
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:23,046
That was good, but you got
to get on your chair.Oh.
282
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,092
Yeah. Okay.
283
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,491
I traded up.
284
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,626
Bonnie, I should've told you
that Sam was a woman.
285
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,932
I was wrong,
286
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,021
and...
287
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,849
I'm sorry.
288
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,984
And that's it.
289
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,553
Gus, you're out.
290
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:55,818
Daddy's home and he's singing
the sweet, sweet music.
291
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,124
So, we're good?
292
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,952
Yeah. And I'm sorry, too.
293
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,823
I should've stayed
out of your program.
294
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,825
It's definitely working for you.
For us.
295
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,348
It is. It is.
296
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,221
So you're cool with me
having her as a sponsor?
297
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,049
Couldn't be cooler. In fact,
it's great she's a woman.
298
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,702
She'll help you understand me.
299
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,444
She already has. She's the one
that suggested I say I'm sorry.
300
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,620
Oh?
301
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,494
That was Sam's idea?
302
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:20,843
Yeah, she dropped
by the bar today
303
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,366
and she talked me through it.
304
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,457
Oh. She dropped by the bar?
305
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,459
Yeah.
306
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,680
How often does
she drop by the bar?
307
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,379
When she's in the neighborhood.
308
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,818
So she drops by the bar
309
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,516
when she's in the neighborhood.
310
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,605
Mm-hmm.
311
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,608
And does she have a drink
when she drops by the bar
312
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,305
'cause she's
in the neighborhood?
313
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,525
Oh, God.
314
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,527
You are so naive!
315
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,181
I work a lot,
316
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,530
and it's on her way home.
317
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,010
It's totally innocent.
318
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,359
No, you're totally innocent.
319
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,361
This is exactly like
two years ago
320
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,364
with the thing when I was right.
321
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:07,063
W-W-Wait, d-don't you meet
Marjorie at the bistro?
322
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:10,240
Yes, where we sip soup loudly
in a brightly lit setting.
323
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,677
Marjorie's got a napkin tucked
into her collar like a bib.
324
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,158
Is that what Sam's doing?
She got a bib tucked in there?
325
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,204
Or is she sipping a Pinot
and sucking on her cigarette
326
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,771
like it's, you know,
not a cigarette?
327
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,383
I can't believe
you don't trust me.
328
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,950
Oh, I trust you.
I don't trust her.
329
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,081
[stammers]
You don't even know her!
330
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,953
Oh, I know her. I am her.
331
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,390
Or I was her.
And I could still be her.
332
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,610
But because of you,
I'm me and she's her!
333
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,397
Wait. Wait, wait.
You have a male therapist
334
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,312
who you meet alone in his house.
335
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,835
Do I say anything about that?
336
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,837
Well, maybe you should.Uh-- Wait, what?
337
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,447
No. He's a mess.
338
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,233
You know, Sam
is helping me,
339
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,756
and that's all
that should matter.
340
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,106
Gus, you're back in!
341
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:59,420
If I just put my head in this
pot, it would all be over.
342
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:05,556
Hey. Table four would like
to personally thank you
343
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,254
for their branzino.
344
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,821
Oh, would they?
Don't they know I'm in pain?
345
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,042
Did they really like it?
346
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,001
Yes. And they want to tell you.
347
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:18,700
Have some Purell
waiting for me when I return.
348
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,055
Hello, Tammy.
349
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,230
Hello, Rudy.
350
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,798
What are you doing here?
351
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,800
I miss you.
352
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,889
I miss you, too.
353
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,109
In case you couldn't tell from
the texts and the click-clock.
354
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,806
[laughs]
355
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,286
I loved your video.
356
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,374
You did?[laughs]:
Yeah.
357
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,679
Why didn't you tell me?
358
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,464
Well, a gal likes
to keep a guy guessing.
359
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,856
You know, it's part of the game.
360
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,249
Oh, the-the game?
361
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,816
Yeah, you know,
the game, the dance.
362
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,471
How I worked you up,
pretending not to be interested.
363
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,995
Oh, uh-- wh...
364
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,519
So, you were playing me?
365
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,956
All in fun.
366
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,262
Oh, there was
nothing fun about it.
367
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,481
You tortured me.
368
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,874
Only so we could get here, now.
369
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:06,661
Tammy, I'm a person.
I have feelings.
370
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,794
I wanted a actual
relationship with you,
371
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:12,493
something significant,
something meaningful.
372
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,147
So did I.
373
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,975
Please don't be upset.
374
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,542
It's too late.
375
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,378
Wow.
376
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,815
That did not go well.
377
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:34,036
Are you kidding? I have her
right where I want her!
378
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,560
And now the real game has begun!
379
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,088
Damn it.
380
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,873
Adam, if a woman sent you
a text as a lady panda
381
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,658
with super long eyelashes,
you would text her back, right?
382
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,313
I don't know. I find
flirty animals confusing.
383
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,663
Rudy's driving me insane.
384
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,318
I can't stop looking
at my phone. Here, you take it.
385
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,190
No matter what I do,
no matter what I say, no matter
386
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,409
how much I beg,
do not give it back to me.
387
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,715
Okay.
388
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,064
Give it back to me.
389
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,196
Okay.
390
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,372
[mouthing]
391
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,896
Hey.
392
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,246
Hey, I didn't expect to see you.
393
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,856
I was on my way
back from a meeting
394
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,076
and I hadn't heard from you,
so I thought I'd check in.
395
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,469
How'd it go with Bonnie?
396
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,950
I took your advice,
and at first it went great.
397
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,344
Oh, no. You went past sorry.
398
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:24,086
[stammers]
Just a little.
399
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,001
[sighs]
Why can't men learn?
400
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,004
Once things are good,
stop talking.
401
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,441
Why can't women learn
that men don't learn?
402
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,487
[laughs]
403
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,749
Uh, listen,
I-I thought
404
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,925
if she knew that my apology
was your idea,
405
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,188
that she'd realize
how much you've been helping me.
406
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,886
This is why I tell my sponsees:
stick to the script.
407
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,888
Don't veer from the script.
408
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,152
Yeah, I know. It's just, you
know, I don't want to feel tense
409
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,023
every time I bring your name up.
410
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,721
I mean, does your husband have a
problem with you sponsoring men?
411
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:53,768
No. He has a problem
with everything else I do.
412
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:56,118
But if you ever meet him,
don't tell him I said that.
413
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,989
Noted.
414
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,644
And if you ever meet Bonnie...
415
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,082
Well, there's no way
to talk you through that one.
416
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,909
[laughs]
417
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,564
How about we agree to never
meet each other's spouses?
418
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,565
Deal.
419
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,784
[chuckles]
420
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,400
What's happening?
421
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,581
[sighs]
422
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,456
[exhales]
423
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,632
You were right.
424
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:35,157
Damn it! This is not how I want
to look when I'm right.
425
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,074
Yeah. I'll tell you again
tomorrow.
426
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,909
[groans] I can't believe
Rudy's still ghosting me.
427
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,998
Isn't that what you did to him?
428
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,826
Yeah, but I did it as a game.
429
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,698
Um, hello.
430
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,398
Oh, my God.
431
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,575
That crazy, sexy genius.
432
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:05,100
The puppeteer
has become the puppet.
433
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,407
Owen's doing
the same thing to me.
434
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,973
He's playing so hard to get,
435
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,541
I saw him making out with
someone else during my share.
436
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,847
[sighs]
437
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,937
Well, Rudy leaves me no choice.
Take my phone.
438
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,505
No matter what I say,
do not give it back to me.
439
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,376
But doesn't that just mean
neither of you
440
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,769
are speaking to each other?
441
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,946
Oh, Christy, do you know
nothing of love?
442
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,777
Oh, look. It's Owen.
443
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,213
[scoffs]
444
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,694
Dude...
445
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,870
get over me.
446
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,393
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