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Good morning, Mr. Kwok

Morning

Morning

Morning

Hi everyone, it is time for weather forecast again

I am the weather forecast reporter, Kwok Ching

Today is really a sunny day

You can tell by the clothes I am wearing

The sky is very clear, as we can all see.

I don't think we really need to report.

However, as usual,

we still have to invite our Senior Scientific Officer

to talk about the weather forecast today

Let me now hand you over to Officer Chu.

Thank you, Kwok Ching

We just received the latest news

that there is a tropical cyclone, Lo Fan, which is approaching us

It is approaching in a fast spend with no fixed direction

We may therefore hoist typhoon signal number 8 later today

Officer Chu, I think there is something wrong with your forecast

There can't possibly be a typhoon in a nice weather like this

Ching, haven't you ever heard of...

Cloudless sky, varies with time?

There really is a typhoon coming, beware everyone

Everyone, if the Hong Kong Observatory says so

then please take precautions

Please stay tuned to our latest weather report

Thank you

Cut!

OK!

Thank you

Ching...

Don't... there are so many people around

Have you bought any canned food at home?

You know, it's been so long since your wife had passed away,

your kids don't know how to take care of you,

and you also don't know how to look after yourself.

For the afternoon weather report, can you not shoot it outdoors?

Don't be so nervous

I don't believe the typhoon signal number 8 will be hoisted in this kind of weather today

The weather is really unpredictable

"Crazy wind"

"Strong wind"

"just like a crazy dragon"

You kid, why are you still singing?

Your father is going to be blown to the sea

Be quick

Papa, you are so cool

Cool... cool your ass

It would be even cooler if the diver retrieves my corpse later on

Ask the live studio if they're ready. Cue me when it's ready

Strong wind with heavy rain...

I hope this typhoon won't be hoisted until tomorrow

It's fine, there is one more box left

Boss...

My brother is not around. Let's take a rest

Master said that you should not touch the electrical appliances

I am also a member of Kwok's family and I am also your senior

But it seems to me that you feel nothing to Kwok's family

You are Kwok's family's target of assistance

You have no contribution

Moreover electrical appliances explode whenever you touch them

Do you still remember the video recorder?

The video recorder!

Do you still remember...

What did you promise on the wedding day?

I always speak without thinking

How can I remember that much?

You told me

Iove is patient. Love never gives up

On the 10th August 2010, 1 1 p.m.

You told me that we share everything

If you want me to agree on our divorce

You have to stick to what you promised

and share half of your family possessions to me

Are you insane

I can share half of my athletic foot to you

I am going to sue you. I am accusing you of fraud

You are fake from head to toe!

Fake eye lashes

Use the foundation to cover up your fibrous roots

Your breasts are also fake

It is rough. Have you seen that?

You've been caressing them for two years and you are complaining now?

You two better be careful

Don't let people try too much before you reach the target sales

Rolls, Royce

- Yes! - Yes!

You two guard the back door today

Don't let anyone steal or jump the queue!

- Yes! - Yes!

Go!

Ladies, let me solemnly introduce to you

the new product of the beauty industry, come on

The angelica mask

Little lovers can put it on together

It does not only improve your skin

It could also improve the relationship between couples

Live studio

Kwok asks if it's time to cue

Boss, Kwok asks if we could cue him

He needs the cue...

He is worried that he can't catch up the cue

Just pan away... if so

Good, let us hear the report from our colleague,

Kwok about the weather in Typhoon Shelter in Causeway bay

The video recorder!

Kwok, how is the weather?

Thanks, Siu Fa

This "Lo Fan"...

is a rare and strong typhoon

It is now located 1 00km outside south-east of Hong Kong

The centre wind speed is building up quickly

It has now increased to 150 km per hour

We can feel its power even on the seashore

Moreover...

Little girl, go away. It's too windy here

Let me tell you

It is for real!

This is called upgrade, top up

You have to pay more money!

You! Bitch!

Cut! Cut! Cut...

- You bitch! - Light on

She dares to talk to me like that

Mr. Nip

If you negotiate the divorce like this

You may lose half of your family possessions to your wife

How many times do I need to remind you

If you are not controlling your temper

The judge will definitely sympathize your wife

I don't care!

What is going on today? Why is there only soup?

The fish ball stinks. No

Try this

Mister, this one has chives, it's very nice

I don't have time to try

You take your time to fry. I don't know how long you need to take

Mister

May I ask what's inside this bag?

Tasting samples

You cannot take tasting samples away

What do you mean?

Your soup hasn't opened and the dumplings are not yet fried

Do you want me to wait? How can I try?

Mister, it is violating our regulation

Do you know who I am?

I am the middle-aged gourmet god

I have a blog and I have published books

I have phone apps

and I am a DJ, too

Just one word from me and you have to shut your stall

Or do you want our PR department...

to arrange an interview with you?

Interview the two dumplings? For free?

Kwok Ching-ching

Go back to your three-meter springboard and dive to the sea

Interview?

You have serious mania as well as disposition of violence

If the counterpart have evidence on you not being able to control yourself in the public

or evidence on your violence behavior

You will definitely lose this lawsuit

That's why I want you to help me with that.

Just go

Or the wind will blow you away

Go

This...

- Help... - Father!

Help...

Keep it up, keep it up...

You can win the award

- Help... - One more...

I think you are over-reacting

Master had fallen to the sea

If he knows I have no response, he would kill me

If you haven't record it down, it would be even worse

Recorded

You are holding the video tape

Don't worry. I've recorded for you

Thank you. Thank you

Once you lose control

You have to think of something to sidetrack yourself

and calm yourself down

Is there anything from your childhood that makes your particularly happy?

Cartoon

Cartoon...

When watching Doraemon

Doraemon...

- "Everyone's wish could be fulfilled..." - OK

Next time when you are out of control, sing the Doraemon theme song

OK?

Hi ladies

She is my girlfriend, Kwok Ching-ching

She is also the one with the most unstable period

and is the most emotional lady manager

However after she used this angelica mask

Look, she looks sharp and her skin is smooth

Your manager is your girlfriend

So she is your senior in day time and night time, too?

Do you think salesman is a nice job?

All of them don't believe that we are dating

Have you thought about our future?

What future?

That means no

Future?

Do you want to marry me?

Nothing

What do you mean by nothing? There is something

You are so masculine. I didn't expect you'll mention marriage to me

You have to deliver a baby if we get married

and it is so painful, baby

I can give it to you. But you have to allow me to open the fridge as I like for a month

That's impossible

- Half month - No way!

One week!

I'll tell master that you're blackmailing me

You do have the guts, huh

Give it to me

What are you doing?

I've already posted this clip to facebook

What do you mean?

That means... all the bad things you said about your master will be told to the world

What are you watching so happily?

Papa?

Lok Yi-Ah!

Coming

Papa?!

There would really be people having hot pot in the hospital?

Yes...

One woman deliver the baby but tens of her relatives are visiting her

After registering, they would put down their luggage and go shopping

Then shower and live here

It is cheaper than staying in a hotel

Doesn't the hospital control it?

They've tightened the rule. They do not allow barbeque starting from yesterday

Bar...

Barbeque the food?

We are not sure if he needs to stay in the hospital.

Why do you bring so many things here?

It's better than missing something

It's such good timing for father to get admitted to the hospital today

Today is the second day of the month, which means big sale

You may return the goods if you are not satisfied. It doesn't cost.

It's here. It's here

Why are the three of you standing here?

Too afraid to go inside?

How severe?

The nurse had been going in and out

I just had a peep

He looks even better than me

He is being difficult again

We have no choice. Your family seldom gathers together

Just let him

So go in and check on him, make him happy

If he is fine then check out for him

Papa

- Brother - Papa

Master

How are you?

I just... threw up, had diarrhea

and felt dizzy when I went to the toilet

But I'm fine now after crawling back up here

No

You were so actively walking around just then

Around the shit! Are you dreaming?

I saw you sleeping just now

Brother, you have so many tubes inserted on you

Don't touch that electrical appliance!

If you burn the hospital and lead to casualty, I'll be responsible again

You look so uncomfortable. Let's transfer to a private hospital

That's why I always said you are the nicest.

Anyway, as we are in the hospital now

Iet's check if his gear is working properly

If it doesn't work, you could still find another one

Papa, don't say something silly

What does it have to do with you?

Have you got a date yet?

I told you to get breast implants to attract men...

I did

You did what?

Honestly, I am not quite sure if you are a boy or a girl

No, I have been dating

I know she has

Frankly, I can't tell if the other one is a boy or a girl

You can tell nothing. You can only differentiate moon cakes

You only know Kee Wah moon cake

Brother, did you take someone's thing to play?

Return it, he is dying

Dying? So...

Return it to him

Pulse: 1 00

SAO2: 70

BMW... W... AB...

Check if he has internal bleeding

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up...

Beat! Beat! Beat! Beat...

The heartbeat of the patient resumed!

You guys are really ardent

Ah yes, you just said someone would like to have a body check?

This person

Let's do a gastroscopy first

Do you want to go from the front or from the back?

If it goes from the front, it will be... harder

It will be easier if it goes from the back

Ok! It is fine, doctor. I'm fine

I'm ready to discharge from the hospital

My god, honey

I've forgotten to put the dried mushrooms and dried shrimps on the water

Master needs to have vegetarian. I am going back first

Forget it

I've forgotten I am boiling some soup

You may just call Uncle San

I've forgotten something on the car

Come back!

Honey, can I come back for you later?

Because...

I don't know how to talk to your schoolmates

I can't do anything here

You did not come last time. Do you know what people said behind me?

What did they say?

They said I've divorced and have no sex life

They just like gossiping

Did they?

Thank you

Mei-mei

So many people are here tonight

Haven't seen you for a long time

It's been a year, right?

Yes...

- You are still having fair and smooth skin - Not at all

I like your short hair. Very nice

Is it? I just had my hair cut for a month

Who is it?

So beautiful

We haven't met for a long time. This is my boyfriend

Cinderella?

Just like laminated. She hasn't changed a bit

Stays young

Who is Mr. Wing?

He is a wealthy bachelor

and he has a lot of girlfriends

What's up, Mei-mei

Your skin is so nice

What do you eat?

You really know how to maintain your beauty

It's fine

Mei-mei. It's been a long time

I really can't recognize you from a distance

You look different

I can hardly recognize you too, Cinderella

You've made it so fake

Please call me by my English name

Ok, Cinderella

Let me introduce my new boyfriend to you

Mr. Wing

I can always see you in the Finance section

Nice to meet you, Mr. Wing

How do you do

Are you the lawyer Kwok Mei-mei?

Cinderella keeps mentioning about you everyday

Won't be anything good

I heard that you got married, too

Where is your husband?

Hubby

Hubby!

Honey

What's up...

It's him?

I know his Chinese astrology must be pig

Mine is Dragon

Where did I meet you before...

Hong Kong Club?

Golf Club?

Jockey Club?

I don't go clubbing

Or the Central market? I can't think of anywhere else

Student of King's Colleague! KCC

You've spelt it wrong. Should be HYKLKF

What school is it?

Heung Yee Kuk Wide Urethra Memorial Secondary School

The banquet should be starting now.

Don't insult my alma mater

Honey, you're not happy?

You better keep your words short. You keep making mistakes

Just tell them your Chinese astrology is Dragon if anyone asks

Are you hungry?

Get something to eat

The fundraising auction is going to start soon

The fund we raise tonight

will all be donated to Stray Boar Rescue Association

Our association will pay all our effort to rescue boars

Lots of sushi

And my wife's favourite sushi roll

Pick one

Please make one for me

Would you like me to make you another sushi? (Japanese)

One more

A big one

Okay. I'll make it for you now (Japanese)

Tonight, let's have a male version of famous courtesan

Whoever place the highest bid

can pick a macho man among us

and order him to do one thing

It's really a big one

This Itacho is really long

I shall bring it to honey first

This famous courtesan is really something

We've paid a lot of effort to have him here

Let me introduce, Mr. Wing!

May all interested gentlemen

stand up or wave your hands

Is this gentleman interested?

My Chinese astrology is Dragon

Come up

Good. You may start the auction now

It is not necessary

In order to help the stray boars in the mountain region

I would like to donate one million directly

Wow, one million!

Mr. Wing is so generous

Thank you, Mr. Wing. Thank you

Let us applaud for Mr. Wing!

I also donate one hundred for Black pork

Please put it back first

We will have volunteers to go and collect your donation later on

Please stand in the middle first. Thank you

Best things always wait till the last

The last famous courtesan is here finally

Please place your bid

I don't want it even if it's for free

As I feel sympathy for you, I will help you

Fifty dollars

Fifty dollars

Ten thousand and fifty

Mei-mei is obviously helping her husband

So sweet

Twenty thousand and fifty

Fifty thousand and fifty

- One hundred thousand and fifty! - One hundred thousand and fifty!

Two hundred thousand and fifty

- Two hundred thousand and fifty! - Five hundred thousand and fifty

Five hundred thousand and fifty!

Five hundred thousand and fifty, going once

Going twice

Sold!

May I ask Miss Law

What do you want Mr. Yao to do?

How about this, Mr. Yao

Just tell me ten of your wife's flaws

Ok?

Mr. Yao, Are you ready?

You have to tell the truth since it is for charity

I will have death sentence if I tell my wife's flaws

No, no...

It's fine. For charity

Feel free

Really?

You wife had told you so. It's for charity, right?

Over to you

There is... nothing much to say

For example... She snores. Very loud...

But she would never admit it

Her nickname is hair, she is really haired

She has all things even more than the common person,

She likes to fart under the blanket... it stinks

There're specified car parks...

for the disabilities in the parking lot.

Is he kidding?

She picks her nose and wipes her hand beneath the table

The most embarrassing thing is tell me to exchange the bags in Milan Station

She snatched the bath-robe when she's living in hotel,

and there're 2 life jackets from the plan at home.

Just these, nothing else, not to bad.

No, one missing

You have to do it for charity

Or I won't donate the money

We have to do everything for charity, right?

Of course

So I am gonna say it

The last one is...

We don't have our own kid but she only blames on me

But honey do you know, when I get on the bed...

You put on the mask and the earplugs

You wear braces as well as hand gloves and socks

How... how can I have it with you?

Honey!

Honey, you call me to speak out.

You say so because I told you to

but why don't you think it yourself

You tell everyone my flaws, you're dead

You said it's for charity

You said you can do anything for charity

That's why I said so

So I am now donating five hundred to the Community Chest

and ask you to jump from a building. Are you going to jump?

Jump, you idiot!

If I jump from the building, who is going to serve you?

You've already punished me to do one-hour aerobic

May I stop now

Stop, stop, stop, stop your ass

Change your move!

Actually what I said were all the truth

But they are fine

I said you shave your hair which is very elegant

You exchange bags in Milan Station is frugal

And you farting under the blanket is appealing, honey

Still trying to make excuses?

I love you and I love your flaws more

Among them all, actually what I like most...

is that when you go to the toilet...

without shutting the door...

The smell could open up my nasal passage

How about the no kid bit?

That's it, no I mean...

that... is my problem

You know me. I can't as I am always very tired

No, no...

Honey, I am ok today

Ok your ass

You have to dance all the tapes in that box

Are you kidding? I have to dance until tomorrow morning, then.

Outrageous

Weather report ends up on a poster?

Was that you?

I won't waste the paper and ink

I have something to talk to you about

Roberto had bought the TV station, you know it, right?

Of course

Otherwise how could the little girl be the main broadcaster

She read more than 20 words wrong on her first take

and failed to speak fluently for 30 times

Have you prepared your letter then?

What letter?

You can't be the main broadcaster and this scandal happened

Do you want to stay here and not quit?

So have you prepared your letter?

I just soaked a bit but the hit rate on the website is blooming

You should write a letter to your boss

and head hunt me, the pillar of weather forecast department

to save your news department

It's been 40 years and you still cast your eyes on the main broadcaster position

You think about it. We studied and join this industry together

That time I was the princess of news and you are the prince of weather forecast

What about now?

I have been promoted to this position

but you are still broadcasting

and you are doing the monkey act

That's enough, bitch!

If I didn't immigrate overseas 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been promoted

Since this incident happened

Oh, someone may need to...

stand down

You are obviously forcing me

Excuse me.

You just want someone to be the scapegoat

I am quitting now

Kid, this is the private matter between me and your father for several decades

Don't intervene, ok?

It was me that didn't remind the live studio

It was actually all my fault

Both of us did nothing wrong. Don't ever give in

No, papa. I am taking this responsibility for sure

I can't stand this company for a long time anyway

Just go

This TV station had been nurturing

a lot of elites for the television industry for several decades

I think I am doing a smart thing on buying it

It is good for you, too. You are new anyway

However in certain extent, the entertainment industry is relatively complicated

So I hired four guards from Ukraine

especially for your security

Very good!

This is Miss Vivian

You four have to protect her and stay close to her

Do you understand?

What are you looking at?

Thank you

"This trap, this trap, this trap"

"picks me!"

Wake up!

How come you look like this after remove your makeup

Are you kidding?

More than ten thousand of frogs are crossing the road

On top of several thousands of pigeon falling from the sky previously

Is it really the signs of the end of the world?

They're insane. Someone had dropped the frogs and they said it's the sign of end of the world

Hi ladies, Lok Lok has something nice to introduce to you today

What's that?

It is the boss pot

Use the boss pot, your kids could definitely go to university

Good!

You can fry, stir fry, deep fry, cook, stew and bake

Cooking becomes an easy job

Don't hinder me from doing business

What's up? I am promoting the boss pot

You are really in trouble. Come with me

Why are you walking so fast, it hurts

What's up...

What's up?

I have a baby

Just tell me. There is no one here

Fuck! I have a baby

Are you serious?!

Hey you, do you want to escape from it?

Hey!

It's going to fall, give me a hand.

Baby

I don't know if marriage is the end of a relationship

However I really want to be with you

Trust me, I will make you happy

Would you marry me

Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her...

If you like kissing so much...

- Ok! - Come on

You are marrying him anyway, just let me kiss

Go away, bitch!

I don't care. I want to marry in a modern and fashionable way

You are getting married?!

What... can't I?

Honesty, do you want to borrow money?

Tell me how much you owe

Don't ever think to cheat the dowry with this crappy idea

No, papa

Look, I even have the ring

Is it beautiful?

This kind of ring?

Just tell him to go away

He is very nice and considerate

What kind of business is he doing?

He is a sales officer in my company

What is... sales officer

That's the... come here and take a look...

Take a look even you're not gonna buy, smell it even you're not gonna look

We are on sale today. This towel is a complimentary gift

That means he could only earn a little

- Where is he living? - The southern district

Near Bel-air

Wah Fu Estate is locating in southern district

It's not necessary to know everything about a hero

The old public estate. That means he is the second generation of the poor

What kind of car does he drive?

Does he drive?

He doesn't drive. He has a driver

It's worth several million dollars

There is one every five minutes on weekday

Every fifteen minutes during weekends

It is very frequent

Chow Yun Fat... also takes the bus

It is environmentally friendly

That's how he was before

Ask his wife what he was driving when he got married

Brother, you should think it in a positive way

As long as someone likes to marry her

This guy definitely has no way to go and pick what he could get

It's time to get married

- Or she would never get another chance - Uncle San!

Go get the fish ball from the kitchen for me

- Would you? - Why not?

Papa

Actually he has talent

He has been the top sales for the past ten months

No matter what, I...

I told you not to touch the electrical appliances!

There is no fish ball in the fridge

Mister, is there something that you've forgotten to pay?

Shithead

Shithead. And you are wearing a dress?

I steal?

- What evidence do you have? - You haven't stolen?

What is it?

Everyone said I look like Daniel Wu

there

Shit, all are women

This series of "On the First Edge"

is definitely the combination of technology and art

It is easy to use

Buy it home. If your husband has an affair

You may chop him into dices or thin slices

This is a set of ten. You'll have an extra gift if you buy it today.

What gift?

The one women like, cucumber!

You are so naughty

Why, you don't like cucumber...

Nonsense!

- Excuse me... - What's up, uncle?

I'll kill you if you call me uncle again!

What is so great about this "On the First Edge"?

Weightless anti-climax scouring pad?

Can't believe you could think of this

You are concocting various pretexts

You may deceive the women

Me? Forget it

What are you saying? All my kitchenware, houseware...

were bought from Lok Lok

They are easy to use

And the rice and cuisines are also nice

What is so different about this knife?

It is just a normal knife selling in a higher price

Uncle!

"On the First Edge" is the male knife

It's length is 1.2 foot

It was casted by cold iron. It can cut iron easily

It had killed 4100 matured chicken and duck

Nice

Let me show you!

Nail clippers?

It's the female weapon in beauty industry

Two inches long. Made by black iron from western region

It can cut your hair in no time

It also has an advantage that it is small

You may put it in your shirt or hide it in your private part

Even if the police finds it, there's nothing they can do

It's great!

I open the durian!

I cut the watermelon!

So great!

Don't shoot, don't shoot...

- Don't shoot... don't shoot! - What's up?

- He is here to make trouble - Papa!

Papa?

- Future father-in-law? - What?

It's you?

Give it up. We have no relationship whatsoever.

Not now, not ever.

You think I want to have a relationship with you?

Why didn't you tell me that your father is so insane?

You're saying I'm insane?

Your friend sells his things as if he's a gigolo

Why don't you give them vibrating cucumbers instead?

Gigolo? Which part of me...

Which part of me looks like a gigolo?

Stop it!

Papa, you go home first

I'll explain it to you, ok?

You don't have to!

Hey kid

I'll be watching you!

You...

Old fart!

I will... her!

So poor!

You are in the prime of life, how come you're impotence

I am not impotence. I just don't have a baby

You could never imagine how difficult it is to be someone's husband

I wake up at 6 in the morning

Serve the whole family as well as prepare the breakfast

Then I clean the house, cook the meal and buy the food...

All are done by me

I am actually a full time servant and steward

When I get on the bed, I am extremely tired

Only my backbone is still tough

I have no kid until now

But I heard that you...

just touched Ching-ching and she's pregnant

Is there any secret behind?

You have a good vision

Ok! I am going to help you

These are all expensive stuff

You have to follow closely to the instruction

- This one, 4 times a day, 3 pills each - 3 pills

- This one, 3 times a day, 2 each - 2 each

This one, twice a day, 4 each

Hold on... I'll be choked to death before even doing it

- Oh, there are some more pills - Some more?

This one, take beforehand

This one, take afterwards

This one, take it if you plan to have sex

This one, you have to take it no matter what

And this one...

Take it two hours before sex. This one is very powerful

What would happen if we change our mind after two hours?

I have prepared for this. I have antidote

You got antidote?

Antidote

It's big. Half or one third?

You're kidding. All three of them

Three of them? This size?

Now, you know how effective this antidote is

It's fine for you to keep acting as a coward

However when you're on the bed, you cannot be controlled by women

You need to have power, have passion

You could be Master Wong Fei-hung

You can be Bruce Lee, too!

Roar

You guys, I've had enough

You guys force me to dress like this, make me...

She's back

How come the house is full of shoes? Why don't you put them back?

You haven't washed the dishes from yesterday?

Why don't you welcome me downstairs? Are you revolting?

The dishes are not from yesterday, they're today's

It's not dirty after use, I made them dirty

- How's it? - You're crazy

Hey, what happened?

You threw my twenty years comic collections all over the place?

Are you crazy?

I am not. This is the power of man

This is called power, don't you know?

Power?

You are wasting your energy

I am going to have a shower

You better fix them before I finish

Or you're dead!

Crazy, insane

Idiot

Batman! Batman...

Batman!

Captain America, Captain America...

Captain America!

Spiderman?

Heep Yunn school girl?

Beyonce, it's enough!

Hubby?

Hubby

Hubby

So great

I'm tired, too

I need to rush for work

Hubby...

Remember to tidy up the house

I need to fetch our daughter

Daughter?

The orphan we sponsored in the mountain region more than ten years ago

She is doing great. She got a scholarship

She graduated from the university and is now working

She is applying to Hong Kong to visit us and her boyfriend

I can't quite remember

Whatever you say

Not sure what she looks like after she is grown up

Ming!

Fukien Fish!

- How are you, everything ok? - Good, and you?

- Not too bad - I'm fine

You are coming... here as well...

What?

It is famous here

Look...

But I'm not

I am here to visit my friend and have a chat

- About business... - Yes.

Uncle dad!

Uncle dad!

- And you are? - This is Siu Hung

It's you, really?

I can't recognize you. You've grown up

Yes. I miss you so much!

It's ok

No one would believe...

you are the girl in braids in the photo

I have some luggage on the car

Hold on, take it

Pay first. You don't have Hong Kong dollar, right?

This deal is settled quickly

What do you mean by deal? She is my foster daughter

Foster daughter?

Would she believe you have a goddaughter like her?

Nobody can't believe it

I am going up now

OK.

Ming

Hi

- Ming - Hello!

So many familiar faces?

It's really not nice here

Mr. Yao

I am Mei-mei's schoolmate, Barbara

Madam!

What are you doing here?

Waiting for my friend

That's good

Let me give you a tip

We are having a sting operation here today. We aim at arresting prostitutes.

We have cleared the second floor

They are coming down soon

It's not very nice if the reporters take any picture of you

That's true...

It's good then. Leave here as soon as possible

Thank you...

There are really so many people

Hey, hey...

What happened?

What evidence do you have...

To accuse me of immoral behavior?

You were in a rush, you've shed your trousers before you went into the room

Cause my Angry Bird is so hot

Tell me after you come to the police station

Uncle dad

Be quick...

Thank you

- Let's go - Uncle dad

Why didn't we stay in the hotel just now

Here is Kowloon Tong

It's a luxury residential area, much safer

- Let's get in first - Is it?

It's done

Did you bring your phone?

Phone number and address are all here

Get... get rid of my address. Never ever come to my house.

Just call me if required

When will you bring me to see godmother?

Auntie mom? Auntie mom went travelling.

I'll bring you to her when she comes back

If you hear any screaming... from the room next door...

or any moaning. Just ignore it

It's just the television sound, so simple

- Do you have any sewing kit? - What for?

You should sew up to the collar

Call me if required

Good bye

- Thank you - Uncle dad

What's up?

Remember to visit me over the next two days

Maybe after two months

Uncle dad

Bye

Bye

This one is nice

Accident happens, please donate your blood

Are you after this one?

This one of course. You think I would go for Lo Meng?

You better get on the bed. Go dreaming!

I won't allow you to insult my pure love to her

Whatever I decide to do, I could do it

I will get her tomorrow, wait and see

You may just get the girls. What is it to do with others

and made us involved

Of course we need to be a hero to get the girl

This is the Ming Chu Street of the TV station

There is no one here

That's right

This is the path she has to pass when she gets her car in the car park

Moreover, there is no one here

Just take it lightly, don't be too serious

Ok

Hey... one more request...

Just take it lightly, don't take advantage of her

Just go

Idiot, what a waste if I don't

Holy shit, you just read my mind.

Are you shooting a movie?

Are we too polite?

Let's be more direct then

Stop!

We are robbing you!

Take off your clothes!

Why does she have to take off her clothes?

I'll take off... I'll take off my clothes instead

Not you...

- No? - Come on

It's fine, I can protect you

- Come on! - Come on!

I am not afraid of you, come on!

Help me hold on to this

Little girl...

You are really... hitting...

It hurts, it hurts

Sorry

- Glad that I have plan B - Yes

- Bastard, you're wearing fishnet stockings? - Oh my god

- It matches with my underwear - She's coming

She is really strong. What should we do?

You're the special one wearing fishnet stockings. You go first.

- How was it? - Are you ok?

I've touched it...

You touched it?

Let me take over!

- Are you ok? - Are you ok?

Honestly, the clipping... was damn painful.

My hands... felt damn good.

My turn

As we are under the same master, shall we pose a little longer?

It is worth dying for!

I can't breath

It hurts...

My turn, my turn... come on

When will be my turn?

Uncle San

Brother-in-law

Future brother-in-law

You said you would be gentle, but actually you planned to take advantage.

They are actually your family

I don't know these bastards

If I were you, I would call the police now

- Give me - Let me help me

Let me go with you

Ah yes, how come your Kung Fu is so advanced?

My master is Chin Ka Lok

No wonder you are so good

Feel free to look around

Our stockings are economical and durable

Why do I need it durable?

I want something that could tear apart easily

So... maybe...

this one

This one is nice, give me two dozen

Thank you

Why?

You don't need to know

Sister

They have bra sizes from A to G here, suiting you perfectly.

You are now...

But as you're pregnant, your size will increase very quickly.

It's time to buy it

I thought I got it, but it's a false alarm

What?

There's nothing inside?

Negative?

It is a false alarm from the beginning

My period was late for two and a half months. I really thought I was pregnant.

That's why I told him

I never expected that as soon as the report came out, my period came too.

Have you told him?

How do I dare to tell him?

I'm afraid that he thinks I'm forcing him to marry me

That's true. I think...

You still need to get married

and you better get pregnant soon

It would be two months short

Men wouldn't calculate these things.

As for the expected date of labor, just make up a date.

How would he remember?

That's true

You are pregnant, don't run around

So gorgeous

- You two are looking for a wedding dress? NAME?

- Please come over here - Kid, how many times have I told you

These type of long ones...

could cover your big thighs, so you should buy more

I've told you, yet you don't even record it down

Hey! Darling... Darling!

You are here for the wedding photo?

See, I've told you wedding photos aren't only for wedding couples

Odd couples could do so, too

This one...

You don't have to wear anything underneath this one. Shoulder straps only.

20% off!

Me... Nothing underneath?

I am treating you as family. We are both men. What are you afraid of?

How about this. I'll give you the strap if you buy the trousers

Actually... she...

Don't worry about the misunderstanding as we are taking advantage

It was... this

But now... this

Can the wedding dress be cheaper?

You are so tall, you look so beautiful

when you wear this!

Really beautiful!

I wear wedding dress?

Honestly...

I want to wear it if I can get married

Look... how pretty...

Here's the deal, I could also give you the head piece, boutonniere...

and bridal bouquet

That's what you offer, deal!

Baby...

I just want to save your money

Be nice

Come and try the clothes

What kind of photographer friend is he?

He makes us put on this kind of makeup?

You said you wanted a wedding that's modern, fashionable, and extreme, right?

What kind of photographer friend is he?

He makes us put on this kind of clothes?

It's modern

fashionable

and extreme

What kind of photographer friend is he?

He makes us photo shoot in this kind of place?

Modern, fashionable and extreme

What is his name?

Wing Ha

The mood is not very nice today

Kid

Release more smoke for me later on

I want the effect to be more aerial

So the scene could be more distant

and make the feeling more realistic, okay?

You are so pretty today

Am I?

Shall we take a photo?

Make a pose

Time to work

You two make a pose

Yes, stiffer, stiffer

Perfect! Come on!

Give me more! Very good!

Yes! Baby! Come on!

That's what I'm talking about.

Yes! Very... marvelous.

Move your heads closer to each other... closer

Look at each other

Look at each other, you two look at each other

But don't look into each other's eyes

Yes!

Seems like something is missing

Hey groom, take away your lantern

- Ok - Come on...

Fighting

Bride, make a pose

Stiffer, a bit more

Lower, bend your waist

A bit more, yes

Smile, smile, smile, yes

Seng, give the bride the paper figure

Yes. Bride, take this figure

Yes, yes

Very nice. Yes! Good! That's what I want!

Closer, sweeter

Yes, you guys love each other so much

Yes! Very good! I love it!

I'm coming! Coming! Coming!

- Let's shoot it ourselves - Yes...

Hold on, I want the half-length photo

- Half-length here - Look at the camera

Fuck off! Are you playing me?

What do you mean?

You don't want to get married, right?

But you don't have to find a fake photographer to torture me

He is fake?

But not as fake as you, right?

You're not like other pregnant women

Your breasts don't expand and you don't feel nauseous

This is what I call fake

What's that, huh? Want to force me to marry you?

You think you could hide the truth from me forever?

Then don't get married

I never thought about getting married

Forget it! Forget it! Forget it!

Bitch!

Me bitch?

Shithead, your home is that direction!

Hi honey, home yet?

I'm home for a long time

It's your birthday today. I want to prepare something special for you

No way. I can manage it myself. You don't have to do anything

Come home quickly

Everyone says they want to have a baby in the year of dragon

All the beds in the hospitals are booked out

You can deliver next year if you can't make it this year

That's not good. This year is a dragon baby.

Next year would be a snake (herpes zoster).

Snaky (herpes zoster)?

It's itchy

Do you still remember the night of the class reunion?

Cinderella had made herself like Samantha Ko

Her eyes, ears, mouth, nose as well as her breasts and hips...

all undergone plastic surgery

She said she went to Shum Shui Po for acupuncture slimming

I reckon she must have eaten placenta to become like this

No, she went to Korea for a month

When she arrived back to Hong Kong

She was questioned by the immigration staff

- Why? - Cause she doesn't look the same

Yes

No wonder her eyes are so horrible that night

- look like this - Yes, yes...

It's shut

Do you know this is a new item

I heard that...

make a cut...

in here

And then fold the skin... inside

And her eyes, no matter how many sleepless night or how tired she is...

her eyes still look like this

That's not all of it, sources said

she told the plastic surgeon that she wanted to fight against gravity

The surgeon then lifted her upper lip...

and moved her cheeks up to her cheekbone

Last time, on the stairs of Inter Continental Hotel

- She twisted her leg and fell down - Ah yes, yes

She kept saying 'it hurts, it hurts' like this...

and her nose was twisted

Madam, please open the door for me

You are asking Madam to open the door for you?

- My hands are dirty - Ok, ok...

- Surprise - What's that?

Come on, baby!

- Let me pinch you! - What's up?

Who are you?

Wrong one, I'm sorry

Sorry.

Bye

Are you attacking the police?!

What happened?

Pervert! He...

touched my hips, and...

How come the security here is so terrible?

Was that your husband?

When I took a glance, he did look like your husband

When did you ever see her husband dress up like this?

No, I mean his body shape is very similar to her husband

No, my husband has keys. He would open the door himself

Of course we have the key when we go home

Come here to play?

I'm gonna leave you girls alone. I go back to my room first, bye

Hold on

Say 'surprise'

Say it

Sur... sur...

Say it out. Say 'Come on, baby'

Come on...

English, say it correctly

Come to daddy.

Come... Come...

What are you saying?

You don't have to say it anymore. You've been busted.

Surprise...

Honey, I'll go and wash my hands.

Goodbye...

You two are great

It's limited version. Hard to get it

You two are love bugs. You gotta teach me when you have time

Let's share your private collection

My hips hurt

Sorry.

Why didn't you tell me?

There is an unusual sight again

Victoria Peak covered with snow in a night

There is one more vision about the end of the world in 2012

The sparrows fall to the river

- I'm not opening - The frogs are crossing the road

And now the Peak also covered with snow

- Let me open - Those can't be explained by scientific means

Godfather

Why are you here...

- I told you not to come visit me - Who is it?

It's the electricity technician.

Godfather...

Never do that...

At this time of the day?

Yes

Go out first, go out first...

Why are you here?

There are a lot of policemen in Kowloon Tong, talking about prostitution crackdown

The hotel forced me out when they knew...

I was staying there alone.

I don't know where to go. I am so scared

Alright...

My husband doesn't lie to me

There is a CCTV

I am giving you some money, just go...

to find a hotel and stay there

- Squat down - I really don't know...

Get in my car, get in my car

Because of you, I'm really in trouble this time

I don't want to bother you honestly

I have a boyfriend in Hong Kong. But I couldn't reach him

You are my only relative in Hong Kong

If you don't let me stay, I would be helpless.

Maybe I could talk to godmother

You could be a lawyer if she would listen to you

Let me bring you to the hotel first

Why don't you start the car?

I didn't bring the key

- Do you want the car key? - Thanks honey

Honey, it was because...

I can't help it anymore. I have to tell you

I was arresting prostitutes at a hotel a couple of days ago

I saw your husband with a prostitute, and it was her

I'm done talking. Goodbye.

You are leaving when it's just started?

I think another war is coming up.

What's there to watch? Let's just read the newspaper tomorrow.

- Lawyer taking on adulteress? - Miss your ass, go

- I'm sorry... - Stop it

Wait for my legal letter!

- This is Siu Hung - It's done... Iet's go...

Just a minute

Honey

It's not her fault

She is really our foster daughter

But you just choose not to believe

I really don't know how it happened like this

Yao Ming!

You've never lied in your entire life, but you've lied enough today!

Go away!

Godmother (horse riding), godmother (horse riding)...

Horse riding? Go home and ride yourself!

It's 'godmother', not 'horse riding'

I'm dead

Welcome to Ocean Paradise! Cheers!

Drink some

It's beautiful here. Have you gotten the Chinese name yet?

No I haven't

What do you reckon?

How about 'Pacific Pier'

I need to go to washroom

Do you want me to go with you?

No, thanks. You go on

How about 'Hoi Tin Tong'

Ocean Paradise called Hoi Tin Tong

You big moustache, what are you doing?

It's Tortoise on the Beach

It's a combination of 'sex on the beach'

with tortoise that were raised in an environmental-friendly tortoise farm...

for extraction and purification

- We toss the tortoise! - Cheers!

No more bad breath

This one is Fructus Cannabis

Long Island

Mom said it stops constipation

It's herbal tea on the Rocks

Rejuvenates your skin

Improves your mood

Not realising a second growth

Cheers!

Hi.

It's you again?

Why are you here?

How come you never smile when I see you?

Why should I smile?

What's so funny?

Because I like to see you smile

I promise you

Whenever you feel unhappy in the future, I will always be there immediately to make you smile

Let's try, then

Hello! Everybody!

This way

Bastard!

I'll be back soon

Let's go

Why don't you take for her too?

Miss

I hope I'm not bothering you

Do you mind if you hold the lighter for me?

Please ignite it for me, too

It's magic

Bad idea

I know

Do you have any better romantic idea

for me to return this tissue to you?

Let me do it

Thank you

I remember that day, I was beaten by a gang of people and bled

Fortunately, you gave me this tissue

I will not let you down for what you have done for me

One... Two... Three... Four...

"Everyone's wish could be fulfilled"

"My happiness is higher than the sky"

Stop.

Please take it up.

Hey, what's up?

Lifting again?

What's up? Let's talk

One...

Two...

Three and Go!

Hey kid.

You will definitely lose if you fight me

But in order to make you truly understand, I'll find someone to explain it to you

You bastard, ragtag

Mr. Nip's women are his property

What you wear, where you live, what you eat...

your watch, your house, the supermarket as well as the banks

all belong to Mr. Nip

Even the ground you're standing on also belongs to Mr. Nip

You're dead if you want to fight with him

Mr.Nip will disconnect you from the society (Phasa Thai)

There is a warrior in Hong Kong recently

He uses his own power to fight against the real estate hegemony

He would rather let go of the convenience in normal life

than to be swindled by the unethical merchants

His story has become a hot topic on social networking sites

No cell phone, no internet, no television

The bond I feel between people is even stronger now

The market becomes my home

All the neighbours become my good friends

Whenever I pass by, they worry about my health

and force me to eat the tortoise jelly

I really feel like return to the generation of "Below the Lion Rock"

It is exceeding by four inches

Mister elite from Food and Environmental Hygiene Department, these vegetables are mine

It's yours?

May I ask which law restricts...

people to take a walk with two big boxes of vegetables?

This is not only for myself

It's for all the Hong Kong citizens

It's nice today that I have a chance to appeal through the television broadcast

Really, join my action

Please take action and fight against the real estate hegemony!

Do you agree?

Revolutionists are lonely

It's good here, Wen Chang Position

It's good for news business

Mak Ling-ling?

Yes

The new boss spent a lot just to invite her here

Put a fish tank here

I assure guarantee that you can be married within three months

What?

Her getting married?

I thought only male Feng Shui masters would cheat on old women

Actually female masters cheat on women too

I'll be blind if I even believe ten percent of what you're saying

Mister, although we meet by chance

I have a few words to say to you even if you would feel offended

Don't touch me

Your acupuncture points on your forehead show darkness

I think something bad is happening

Is your Chinese zodiac Ox or Tiger...

Or Rooster?

He is Rooster, he got the Senior Citizen Card already

That's serious

A mild case will result in your friends and relatives leaving you.

If it's serious, your family will fall apart and someone may die.

Touchwood!

Rebound and no return

What? I revealed the truth so you're cursing me?

Don't worry. My daughter is getting married and I am having a grandchild soon.

My luck is blooming

Quicker

Some more

Even quicker...

Enough! Hold it, hold it...

Keep it up, keep it up...

Keep it up, keep it up...

You come and do it. I can't... you take over

What do you mean by I take over? I can't touch the electrical appliances

This is a bicycle

Not motorcycle

So what do you call a bicycle that generates electricity?

Get ready

Brother, you're back?

Why don't you go wash up and sleep?

How come the light is blinking?

It's fine as usual

As usual?

It's very bright

Yes

Go and have a shower first

What's that? You call this normal?

Brother, do you want something to eat?

That's it

What happened? Forgot to pay the electricity bill?

You've been turning it on and off. The light could be easily spoiled.

Tell me. Have you forgotten to pay the electricity bill?

It's not my fault

It's him who offended Roberto.

Roberto is revenging

You bastard

You made people cut our electricity because you're after a woman

Not only the electricity

The 200MB broadband, the LAN line...

and the pay TV were all cut

Bastard, are you day dreaming?

Look at yourself. Look at how you look

Will the girl like someone as poor and useless as you?

Half of Hong Kong belongs to him

and the remaining half belongs to his father

Roberto is the boss of the TV station now

That means he is my boss

You are after his girl. I'm sure I'm gonna be fired

After all, you are worrying about your job

Who is gonna support the family if I don't work?

You are selfish!

That day you were framed

It was me who resigned and covered up for you

I need you to cover up for me?

Papa, please

It's just a job. You've been reporting the weather for several decades

Even if you're not sick of it, I am.

And even if I'm not sick of it, the audience would

I'm sick of it too

Your least boring broadcast

was the one you fell to the sea

It was me who shot it!

I fell to the sea because you were the cameraman

What did you tell me... no more day dreaming?

What's wrong with daydreaming? Aren't you daydreaming yourself?

You've been wanting to become the main broadcaster for several decades, haven't you?

Can't I?

Yes, but do people want to see an old guy broadcasting?

You are telling the truth now, are you crazy?

Say sorry to papa

I did nothing wrong. Why do I need to say sorry?

Yes, you're right

So did I do anything wrong?

You should never have been born!

So...

Then forget I'm your son

Where are you going?

- Brother - What happened?

Come on... more romantic

Don't be mad. Take a rest

You're back?

It's so dark in here. No electricity?

Why did brother leave?

Don't worry, he is useless

Papa, don't always lose your temper

I lost my temper?

Is my temper worse than you?

You know you are difficult, so you found someone useless to be your husband

Arguing from day to night

I've never seen any lawyer as dominant as you

Think about it. The whole family has been following your way of living

We go wherever you like to play

Go eat wherever you like to eat

We like to have Chinese food in Chinese New Year

But you just like the Western style. And we accommodate you

It's hard to book a Chinese restaurant during Chinese New Year

Hard to book? This just depends on how sincere you are!

If you're sincere enough,

you could book it one year ahead. I don't think it would be full.

You are so selfish and you don't care about your family

You should beware. Lawyers always do a lot of bad things

Your husband will leave you eventually if you continue to blame him like this

You are right, papa

My husband left

So I should congratulate you. Find another one before it's too late

Papa, please don't think you are always right

and that we have to listen to whatever you say

If I listened to you

immigrated with you, and sold this house

then we would all be homeless now

Yes, it's good if you have filial piety

I wouldn't have to worry about you all day

Forget it

What do you mean by forget it?

You, how many years I've been telling you

You are a gender-bender

and the partner you have is also a gender-bender

If you really arrange a wedding banquet some day

I'm not sure if I shall invite people to come

I feel disgraced?

I am a gender-bender?

Even if I am a gender-bender, it was you who gave birth to me, papa

It is me who is getting married, of course I have to choose who I like

Actually why can't we live a simple life

Simple life?

It wasn't simple to raise three of you

Now that I am getting old, you guys are telling me to be simple

You are all ungrateful

Ok, you dislike me, just go

Have you finished, papa?

Let's go. Let's go and look for brother

I understand how you feel

I could feel the same

Come on

Have you ever recalled the time when you lost your job more than ten years ago

You came here and lived. It's over ten years already

You don't find a job and you do nothing. You are a burden

Don't you feel ashamed?

That's enough!

I just wanted to let you release your anger

But you are getting too serious. I won't stand you

- Stand... stand what? - OK!

I also have dignity

You don't have to say anything. I am leaving

OK!

I've let it go already. I am going to bed

You better go to bed soon as well

Siu Sin

Ching

So nice of you to visit me

Where is your boss?

Over there

What's up? You are moving?

I've quitted. I've resigned

What?

Are you crazy? You've been doing this for several decades and you're quitting?

I am going to travel around the world with my wife

Haven't you heard of the recent vision?

I believe in the end of the world

If the prediction is real, the world will be over

So what are you after?

You better think of what in the world...

is most important to you

I always said you're crazy

What if it isn't? What if it's not the end of the world?

You don't have a job. What are you going to eat?

It's no use to earn that much money

but you don't have time to stay with your family

Even if it's not the end of the world, I have nothing to lose

as I just spend more time with my family

It's right for you. But not for me

My kids are all too naughty

They're all gone. I don't have anyone left.

What happened?

What happened, Ching?

You still have me

Think about it. God had already given a lot to you

Your kids are all grown up and you don't need to take care of them anymore

The best part is that your wife has also passed away

This is nice

And the better thing is...

You have me as your close female friend

It's fine. It doesn't matter if I have you or not

You said your kids are all naughty

But aren't you the same?

Your father did not allow you to work in a TV station

But you've been working in a TV station for several decades

Otherwise you can't earn your living during the time

You are my idol

Getting ready to go live?

The great sensation is ready

What's so serious?

It's none of your business

You'll know when you watch the TV later

What happened to this news department?

Why can't we even ask a question

Something big is happening. The boss gave an order himself

He said there is a big news...

Something like a meteor is striking the earth. It's the end of the world

But this hasn't been proved yet

Therefore no one from our news department is willing to report

However, that silly girl is going to report it

Actually I also got the news

I was thinking if we shall report it

But boss had decided to have a go

He wants to report this special news

And decided to have the end of the world show to raise money

Fundraising?

Yes

He is insane

If it's the end of the world, why do we need to do fundraising?

No way. I have to ask

How come the door is locked?

Open the door! Anybody?

You two want to betray Mr. Nip

You're finished and you still want to cause further trouble

It's done

What happened?

Open the door!

Open the door!

Who are you calling?

Uncle Tsat, This is Kwok Ching

I want to ask you a question

I am now inside the VIP room

Does the ventilation pipe lead to outside?

What's the smell? Thinner?

My perfume

What brand is it? That smell

It's the Chinese Fairy Tale perfume. The smell will get better and better.

Can't imagine we've been fighting together for several decades

and we're... stuck here together today

Yes, it's the first time in several decades...

that we are on the same side

When serious things happen,

we actually think the same way

You have something pushing against me

You have something pushing against me too

I can just open the door for you guys to leave

You don't have to crawl the ventilation pipe

You are so masculine

It's fine as long as you're ok

Don't worry about me. Just do what you have to do.

Shum Kai-yee

Don't look at me like this

I feel so shy

You are great

Sham Kai-yee, you don't have to take it serious

You can just pretend

Take a rest. Maybe the teacher is not watching.

That's good

I feel so disgraced

I've known you since secondary school

It was the only time that I felt you were better than me

Actually you are really nice

You are also nice when you cry

So nice

I have more respect to you

Sham Kai-yee

Do you want to know the answer?

I can tell you now

Don't tell me yet

Let me continue to like you We have to be together every day

You stupid!

Sham Kai-yee

"You are mine"

Have you finished kissing?

I thought you are in a rush

Coming up is a special news

News just in from NASA

It has been proven that the series of vision happening before all relates to the end of the world

The reason is that a meteor with the same size as the earth

is approaching the earth directly

The gravity had affected the magnetic field and thus induced vision

According to its current speed and path

The meteor will strike Hong Kong at midnight on the twenty-first

There will be a chain reaction

that leads to the end of the world

- Shit, it's none of my business - Eat up

Excuse me, excuse me

The end of the world?

Is it that serious? Are you kidding?

Since the news of the end of the world was released half an hour ago

Citizens are panic buying all sorts of stuff

They are buying bottled water, salt...

and especially food that can be kept for a long time

There are also a lot of citizens who rush to buy Ginseng, dried seafood and dried abalone

Actually, whatever the citizens can think of

they buy

"International Chinese End of the World Show"

Thank you.

If you are nice and listen to me, I will bring you to the ark to take refuge

Great. Thanks, boss

As we are so happy, let's go out and have some fun together

Good, good...

I'm so happy

Let him go, let him go

Mr. Nip

I've told you

that I would not use any of your products

I have been able to do this

However, something has changed tonight

Is this bottle under your company?

I admit that I've lost

No matter how much integrity I have

how smart and how handsome I am

When it comes to the end of the world, it is useless as I don't have money

You are so great

Would you...

bring Vivian to the ark?

I admit that I've lost

Please bring her with you

Calm down

Are you insane because you poured water on yourself?

You are definitely a loser

I don't need you to tell me what to do

Whether I bring her to the hotel

to the yacht

or even to the ark

That's none of your business

You better think of your own problem first

You should decide whether you want to wait for the meteor at home or on the street

Think it clearly

I want you to treat Vivian better

Wish you both happiness

So I wish you get struck on the head

Let the meteor hit you

and strike on your head

So you could die quickly. Okay?

No one around

Whatever, let's just see what evidence we can find.

Go inside

Did you find anything there? Don't think there's anything here.

What are you doing here?

Hurry up! Hurry up!

And you!

Be quick! We're done if someone finds us

Come here. Look at this clip

Come on! Come on! Please come on!

Give me some passion of it.

Passion! You know what is passion? Passion!

Passion! Yes! That's it! That's right!

Bitch! Stop shaking your ass!

OK!

The one behind! Hurry up!

I knew he found someone to feign it.

Look, is it so?

Why do you roll the machine that soon?

We can't let people know

Just shoot it when it's ready! You...

Hurry up...

Record it down. It's the evidence to expose him.

Mr. Nip?

Are you there, Mr. Nip?

Is Mr. Nip here?

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Bitch! Stop shaking your ass!

I'm sorry, Mr. Nip.

We are going, we are going...

I've got bruises on my thighs already, get off me quickly

Gone?

No one is in this live studio

I can broadcast that clip from here

You go inside and I'll guard here

Before the end of the world

I hope everyone can spare their personal belongings

Donate everything and help those in need

Miss Shum

Miss Shum, you are here that soon?

It's fine. I am here for Mr. Nip

I noticed a man in the CCTV

He snuck into this room.

We are going in to check

Miss Shum, please excuse us

You guys don't touch me!

You two perverts, haven't you peeped enough?

I'm sorry...

Help!

- It hurts... - My eyes

Rape!

Why is it so noisy?

Kwok Ching!

How come you are so stupid?

Ok, don't mess it up

You are a smart person

I don't think you're stupid enough to reveal this incident, right?

Boss, you've already earned from

the basic necessities from Hong Kong people. What are you still after?

Do Hong Kong people need sympathy?

They are stupid, selfish and naive

They just focus on investing properties, stocks and phones

They rushed to buy deworm pills... when there was the Millennium bug

They rushed to buy Radix Isatidis during SARS

They rushed to buy salt and dried seafood when there was radiation

Those stupid people

Who else shall I cheat instead of them?

God will be mad, don't you understand?

We can do the End of the World thing this year

If we work together

We can invest on the space ark together

So they will fight for it again

If I earn some, I can give you 1 billion or so

So you don't need to worry about the retirement life

Isn't it little better?

Mr. Nip, you said Hong Kong people are low-level creatures

But you still earn money from them

You use their money to buy planes, cruises...

Luxury properties as well as food and wine

You are even lower. You are lower leveled than them!

How come you so stupid!

Take him out!

Stubborn!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

What happened?

I think everyone would like to hear my explanation...

Beat him!

Camera Standby

Uncle dad, don't worry

Is it working?

She is willing to pick up your phone

and my boyfriend is here, too

We must be able to find a way to make her trust me

I can do something for the Kwok's family finally

And prove that I am not a burden

Hi everyone

This is Kwok Ching reporting the news for you today

Previously, the scenes about the end of the world vision reported by our station

has been confirmed as a made-up story

As to the world coming to an end

is not yet confirmed by any scientific organization

As of now, it is just a rumour

We would like to apologize sincerely

to all the Hong Kong audiences regarding the previous report

Will the world end?

I also don't know

However I would say...

Even if the rumour of the end of the world is not true

So what?

The most important thing is we have a chance to think

If you know that you only have few hours left in your life

What do you want to do most?

People nowadays may not stay with their family

even during Chinese New Year

If it is the end of the world

Don't wander around anymore

The most important thing is you have a chance to go home and stay with your family

Go home now, stay with the people you care most

Stay with the one you love

If the end of the world is for real

We should learn to cherish

No pity, no regret

If it's not for real

We could at least earn the time...

with our family and our loved ones

As for myself...

I drove my family away

Now...

I would like to say something to them

Mei-mei

Yao-ming is a good husband

Cherish him

I am not a good father

I am not always right

Luckily, I have you to support the family

Thank you

Jing-jing

Marriage is for your own happiness, it's your choice

I wish you and Lok Yi-Ah happily ever after

I didn't like him before as he was poor. It's because I don't want you to live like your mother...

who endured the poor life with me

When I saw the smile on your face while you talked about him

I know your choice is right

Because your mom also smile like you before

Aaron, focus on the girl you're after

Money isn't everything. Your father supports you.

People need to have dream.

As long as you have this passion, your dream will come true

Brother, although you do nothing all day

You are not useless, you are very kind

You know that I am lonely since my children are all grown up

therefore you moved back to stay with me

I know it. But I didn't want to admit it

We are brothers, you must understand

Father

I know you don't want me to work in a TV station

But I hope you could see me today

After reporting the weather for several decades

I finally got the chance to sit in here today

and have a chance to tell audiences about my thinking

I did not fail this position

I can live my life like this

I think I am the happiest man in the world

Thank you. Thank you everyone

Godmother?

Godmother!

Godmother, I'm Siu Hung

I am Siu Hung!

Who were you calling?

Who were you calling?

It's none of your business

Kwok

Kwok, your speech was so nice

My grandson had never visited me

He came to visit me right after listening to what you said

Thank you

Kwok

You've said many things in the past, but nothing meaningful

The things you said today is really something

We are so touched

Thank you

Papa!

Brother

I am sorry to you

Papa

Actually we did something wrong, too

We don't show respect and often quarrel with you

Master, I've decided

to teach her properly from now on

If she doesn't listen to me...

I can do nothing

Papa, although you don't think I am a perfect daughter

But when the two of us are together,

we will definitely not let you down

OK.

Papa

Would you teach me how to use the nail clipper to carve?

So I could...

carve a phoenix for you in future

OK.

Papa

After I hear the touching speech today

I am sure I am your son

Brother

Thanks for taking care of me for fifteen years

From now on, I will let you continue to take care of me

Thank you

You are welcome

I thought you've left

The Space Ark has everything

But...

no one is able to make me smile

It works!

It really doesn't take money to get a girl

I really have to thank Uncle San

- Wake up - Thank you

Thanks papa

The doctor is here

Mei-mei, I found you finally.

What happened, Doctor Fong

I have to congratulate you. You're pregnant.

Really?!

Papa, look...

Yeah!

As it stands now, it is time for you to announce

When will you get married?

It's confirmed

Come on!

Hurry up

Hurry up. Why so powerless?

You guys

Kee Wah bakery, it's good stuff

Of course, it's sponsored by brother-in-law

Brother

Everyone has found a partner except you

How about you?

I want you to introduce one for me

Silly boy!

I was looking for you everywhere

Something must've been wrong with my head after falling down from the ventilation pipe

Just a minute

We are brothers for a life time

It's finally time for you to do something for me

Let me introduce to you. This is my brother

This is Shum Kai-yee

The new news director of our TV station

Understood, brother

Congratulations, sister-in-law!

Yeah!

Mom...

- What a matching couple - Mom!

Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss her...

"Early morning, December 22, 2012"

"According to Mayan prophecy, doomsday will come"

"The world will not see sunrise again"

Everyone

We had just passed the best day of the year 2012

The highest temperature is not that high

The lowest temperature is not that low

General speaking, it is quite average

It's wonderful

A wonderful day.

So...

I'm a bit rusty since I haven't reported the weather for a long time

Let's talk about local news

The latest research

reported that the Hong Kong Treasury continue to be the highest among the world

Therefore the government decided to buy out the three harbour tunnels

The Eastern Harbour Tunnel and the Cross Harbour Tunnel are free of charge from now on

You could even have a five dollar rebate on petrol if you cross via Western Harbour Tunnel

From today, all the petrol stations

will be free of charge for three days

Therefore if you want to fill up your car

You better be quick

Another news

The Macau government...

has decided to continue giving out seven thousand dollars to Macau citizens

However the difference between this year and last year

is that they will provide it to the Hong Kong citizens

We also got a news just now

that Andy Lau is going to participate in the Chief Executive election this year

Therefore, Hong Kong is really a fairyland

We can overcome any difficulties

The happy index will exceed Bhutan soon

We also have another good news

The government had already prepared a lot of funding for the citizens to apply

The elderly not only have old age allowance

They can also have vegetable allowance

Seafood allowance

Wok allowance

Hygiene allowance

If it's too cold, they could even apply the cold allowance

For athletes, we have Forrest Gump

For people in wheelchairs, we have Hawking

As for art industry, we have K Fund for karaoke

Movie producer has movie funding

If you have pets, you have pet funding

Homosexual has foundation

Those who have kids can have kid funding

People who are sentenced to jail for the first time could have their first barrel fund

If the court is too small for ball games and wanted to maintain and expand

You have court fund

Those want to do the plastic surgery can have... Beauty Fund

Others who want to apply can have as much gold as they want

If someone is too slow to apply

we have the lehman fund

Superman and Batman could also apply

The super alloy fund

After the news report

We would like to invite you for a new comedy

starring Chow Yun fat, Tony Leung

Andy Lau, Jiang Wen...

Takuya Kimura, Nicole Kidman

and Brad Pitt take the leading role. It is called Big Time, Big Generation

This is the end of the news today. Thank you

Goodbye everyone