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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,833 --> 00:00:02,700 Previously on "Good Girls..." 2 00:00:02,702 --> 00:00:04,736 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,237 Jesus. 4 00:00:06,262 --> 00:00:07,662 Yeah. 5 00:00:07,687 --> 00:00:09,233 Guess we're back in business. 6 00:00:09,258 --> 00:00:11,266 I made some stupid joke about most movers 7 00:00:11,291 --> 00:00:12,310 coming straight out of prison, 8 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,245 and the lead guy with the tattoo thingie, 9 00:00:14,283 --> 00:00:16,501 his rap sheet reads like a CVS receipt. 10 00:00:16,526 --> 00:00:17,627 Lemonade? 11 00:00:17,652 --> 00:00:19,317 He's gonna wash in ways that we can't. 12 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,587 - I'll text you the drop point. - 50-50, right? 13 00:00:21,612 --> 00:00:23,766 - We said 10. - I meant 50. 14 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:28,268 Dr. Cohen mentioned that you could possibly play a role 15 00:00:28,338 --> 00:00:29,937 in our healing. 16 00:00:29,962 --> 00:00:32,496 Remember last winter when we saw that Celica 17 00:00:32,498 --> 00:00:34,363 slam into the pickup truck on I-94? 18 00:00:34,388 --> 00:00:36,292 - Uh-huh. - Is that my life? 19 00:00:36,317 --> 00:00:37,735 So how is this supposed to work, anyway? 20 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,604 Just talk about what's bothering you. 21 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,272 What if it was something you wouldn't like 22 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:42,373 but we wouldn't have to sit next 23 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,541 to the bathroom ever again? 24 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:44,875 His daddy's gonna be proud, too. 25 00:00:44,877 --> 00:00:46,477 I thought you said he was gone. 26 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,998 - [gunshot] - [groans] 27 00:00:49,023 --> 00:00:50,258 Yeah, and then he'll pop back up 28 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:51,382 like he always does. 29 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,583 - Hey, Mama. - Daddy! 30 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,385 What's up, bub? How you doing? 31 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,887 She ain't comin'. 32 00:00:56,889 --> 00:01:03,928 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,819 Yeah, we both know how this ends. 34 00:01:07,844 --> 00:01:14,805 ♪ ♪ 35 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:19,277 So what's up? 36 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:21,279 How you been? Kids good? 37 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,781 [upbeat music quietly playing] 38 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:25,416 You know, my boy says Jane's 39 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,919 like the superstar forward on the team. 40 00:01:28,921 --> 00:01:30,921 You think they'll make the finals this year or what? 41 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:33,524 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,826 Oh. [chuckles] 43 00:01:35,828 --> 00:01:37,295 I gotta show you something. 44 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:44,602 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,905 Lung. [kisses] 46 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,476 Spleen. 47 00:01:56,949 --> 00:01:58,182 Shoulder. 48 00:02:03,856 --> 00:02:05,823 - Thanks, man. - Sure thing. 49 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,129 To your aim. 50 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:17,201 Well, suit yourself. 51 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:23,140 Well, bottoms up. 52 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:25,543 You got a lot to celebrate. 53 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:28,079 Well, you made a beautiful family. 54 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,715 Helped out your community and whatnot. 55 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:33,250 Hell, I bet they name a wing after you at your kids' school. 56 00:02:33,252 --> 00:02:36,854 Don't do... that. 57 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:41,826 It just puts off what's gonna come anyway. 58 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,161 And then you gotta wait for it, 59 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,363 and trust me, that's... 60 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,664 [chuckles] 61 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,066 That's just way worse. 62 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,337 Check it out. 63 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,005 You're my girl, 64 00:02:55,007 --> 00:02:59,677 and so I'ma take it easy on you. 65 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,079 I'll do it myself. 66 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:07,585 Let's get this over with. 67 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,056 What do you say? 68 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:17,561 I'm pregnant. 69 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:28,072 [breathing heavily] 70 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,340 How was that? 71 00:03:30,309 --> 00:03:33,043 - Again. - Again? 72 00:03:33,045 --> 00:03:34,245 Again. 73 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:37,581 Okay. 74 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:40,885 [kissing] 75 00:03:43,992 --> 00:03:47,211 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 76 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:52,630 You awake? 77 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,600 [groans] 78 00:03:56,602 --> 00:03:59,170 - Oh, I need that. - There you go. 79 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,405 Can I... sit? 80 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,507 - Yeah, sure. - [groans] 81 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:05,743 - Is it sweet enough for you? - Huh? 82 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,212 I put in that low-cal hazelnut stuff. 83 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:12,750 Um, can you take Danny to his ortho appointment today? 84 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,752 I'm sorry, I gotta... 85 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,221 What has been going on here? 86 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,859 - Sex? - [chuckles] 87 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:23,360 We've done it more in the last few weeks 88 00:04:23,362 --> 00:04:26,597 - than we did in high school. - It's good. 89 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,332 It's like a circus. 90 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:31,769 Like an awesome Russian traveling kind of circus. 91 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,538 Like the kind with a bear that rides the bike? 92 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,607 No, believe me, I am not complaining. 93 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:37,942 I'm just trying to wrap my head around... 94 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:41,145 I guess I just... 95 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:45,850 Feel like we're in a better place. 96 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,953 Well, any time you wanna visit more places, 97 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,020 I'm... 98 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,991 Totally, like, TripAdvisor. 99 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:57,862 [chuckles] Can I shower now? 100 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,697 [chuckles] 101 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,769 Beth. 102 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:15,646 I love you. 103 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:20,684 [dramatic music] 104 00:05:20,686 --> 00:05:23,654 I'll wake up the kids. 105 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:30,861 ♪ ♪ 106 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,069 What nights are you working this week? 107 00:05:39,071 --> 00:05:42,172 Uh, all of them, if they give me the shifts. 108 00:05:42,174 --> 00:05:44,174 'Cause I'm gonna have to meet the girls for you-know-what. 109 00:05:44,176 --> 00:05:45,609 Egg roll. 110 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:48,012 - But I didn't even say... - Egg roll. 111 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,246 I said you-know-what instead of... 112 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,081 Egg and roll. 113 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,287 A safe word can't be two words. 114 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:00,624 Babe, only way this works is if I know nothing. 115 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:03,027 So it's just egg roll, then? 116 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,461 If you don't wanna hear about my job, 117 00:06:04,463 --> 00:06:06,297 then I cannot hear about yours. 118 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,898 - Just to be clear... - Mm-hmm? 119 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,366 - I was about to say... - Egg roll. 120 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,335 Animals! Slop's on! 121 00:06:12,738 --> 00:06:14,772 No, that's a normal wedgie. 122 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,640 Okay, I'm... I'm a bit scared to ask. 123 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:18,542 It's your job to ask, Josh. 124 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,911 Uh, Dr. Cohen. 125 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,815 Fine, what's an atomic wedgie? 126 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:27,751 Both sides front and back same time, 127 00:06:27,753 --> 00:06:29,960 - equal pressure. - Oh, my God. 128 00:06:29,985 --> 00:06:33,090 - Yeah, way worse for a girl. - I'll take your word for it. 129 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,992 You know how they cut those big blocks of cheese 130 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,085 - with that wire? - Okay. 131 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:38,395 And I would, like, get up on a coffee table 132 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:40,631 or the stairs for max yank leverage. 133 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,166 Mm-hmm, nice. 134 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,401 [laughs] 135 00:06:45,771 --> 00:06:47,104 So Beth controlled the remote? 136 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:48,598 Literally every Saturday morning, 137 00:06:48,623 --> 00:06:51,909 all I wanted was nine bowls of cereal and "Muppet Babies." 138 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,411 Uh-huh, and what about now? 139 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,446 What do you mean? 140 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:56,480 How do you handle it now 141 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,983 when she takes the remote? 142 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,818 I have my own TV. 143 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,886 It's a metaphor, Annie. 144 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,456 When she tries to be the boss of you, 145 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,557 what do you do? 146 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:10,928 Same, same. 147 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,297 You give you adult sister an atomic wedgie? 148 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,833 It's a metaphor, Josh. 149 00:07:16,802 --> 00:07:18,335 Okay, hear me out. 150 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:21,338 What if your behavior is just reinforcing her behavior? 151 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,840 What, you mean like it's my fault 152 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,108 that she's a total control freak? 153 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,477 Well, instead of acting like a child, 154 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,979 maybe try to consider where she's coming from. 155 00:07:34,286 --> 00:07:36,153 You learned all that online? 156 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,523 And we're finished. 157 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:41,358 For good? 158 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,160 - Today. - Hmm. 159 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,163 [sighs] 160 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,531 Oh, send Sally in, will you? 161 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:51,035 She's the brace face with the attitude problem. 162 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,771 - Don't tell her I said that. - [laughs] 163 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,209 [door closes] 164 00:07:59,211 --> 00:08:02,413 [Jefferson Starship's "Find Your Way Back"] 165 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:09,520 ♪ ♪ 166 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:17,494 ♪ You know it's been a long, long road ♪ 167 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:21,331 ♪ Since I packed up and left on my own ♪ 168 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:25,502 ♪ And I carry a heavy load ♪ 169 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:28,906 ♪ Just trying to get back to her heart ♪ 170 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:36,213 ♪ ♪ 171 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:52,296 ♪ I sure ain't got no home ♪ 172 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:56,300 ♪ I seem to find love where I ramble ♪ 173 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:59,803 ♪ And when it's time to go ♪ 174 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:03,273 ♪ I hear that voice again ♪ 175 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:05,743 ♪ Saying find your way back ♪ 176 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,745 ♪ ♪ 177 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:11,648 ♪ Find your way back to her heart ♪ 178 00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:13,117 ♪ Find your way back ♪ 179 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,319 ♪ ♪ 180 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:22,559 ♪ Find your way back to her heart ♪ 181 00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:29,600 ♪ ♪ 182 00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:32,503 ♪ Find your way back ♪ 183 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,104 ♪ ♪ 184 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:37,074 ♪ Find your way back to her heart ♪ 185 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,175 ♪ ♪ 186 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,810 ♪ Find your way back ♪ 187 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,612 ♪ ♪ 188 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:45,749 ♪ Find your way back to her heart ♪ 189 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:49,686 ♪ Find your way back your way back ♪ 190 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:51,522 ♪ Find your way back ♪ 191 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,423 ♪ ♪ 192 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:55,493 - ♪ Find your way back ♪ - [knocking] 193 00:09:55,518 --> 00:09:57,351 Mommy, Auntie's here. 194 00:09:57,376 --> 00:09:59,797 Uh, just a minute. 195 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,532 [zipper zipping] 196 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,934 Does that look like a mild sauce to you? 197 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,002 - Does it? - Uh-oh. 198 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,043 Mmm, wait. It gets worse. 199 00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:09,105 Sir, they're all red. I can't really... 200 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,441 Why don't you taste it, then, and you tell me? 201 00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:13,777 Our boy just got starched at the Bell. 202 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,280 Hard. Wait for it. 203 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,048 [thudding, yelling] 204 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,316 Oh, no! 205 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,553 - Where'd you get this? - Drunk Detroit. 206 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,555 It's hilarious when you don't know the person. 207 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,124 So did he want mild or not want mild? 208 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,493 It's unclear, but then the cops tase him 209 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:31,600 and he pulls out the Taser cords like some kind of beast. 210 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:32,996 - Are you serious? - Yeah, 211 00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:34,198 and then they choke him out and arrest him. 212 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,780 - For a damn chalupa? - Mm-hmm. 213 00:10:35,805 --> 00:10:37,634 Guess that's why he never made the drop. 214 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,289 Who are you guys talking about? 215 00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:44,341 - This dumbass has our money. - Again. 216 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,448 I gotta pee. 217 00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:02,834 [knocking] 218 00:11:02,859 --> 00:11:05,162 Mom, Danny won't let me play with him. 219 00:11:05,187 --> 00:11:06,740 - You're too little. - No, I'm not. 220 00:11:06,765 --> 00:11:08,332 Yes, you are. You're no fun! 221 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:10,567 - You're supposed to let me play. - I don't wanna play with you. 222 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,230 BOTH: Mom! 223 00:11:12,643 --> 00:11:16,688 ♪ And that day keeps me awake ♪ 224 00:11:16,784 --> 00:11:20,672 ♪ Wondering what to say ♪ 225 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:22,254 ♪ ♪ 226 00:11:22,256 --> 00:11:25,711 ♪ Every time I look in those eyes... ♪ 227 00:11:25,743 --> 00:11:27,742 - It's even better with water. - Oh. 228 00:11:27,805 --> 00:11:29,878 [chuckles] 229 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,526 Sorry, I was, um... I was just doing research. 230 00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:35,506 Brand specs are in the binders. 231 00:11:35,508 --> 00:11:37,108 No, here... come here. Hop in, hop in. 232 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,909 Come on, I'll show you. Come on. 233 00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:40,077 Here. 234 00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:41,612 Hand. 235 00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:42,580 All right. 236 00:11:42,582 --> 00:11:46,083 [laughs] This is a first. 237 00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:48,018 Okay, ready? Close your eyes. 238 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,187 - We have a staff meeting. - I know, I know, I know. 239 00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:52,523 Trust me. Close your eyes. 240 00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:53,624 Okay. 241 00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,427 What do you see? 242 00:11:57,830 --> 00:12:00,831 - People staring. - No, on the inside. 243 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,766 Imagine water. 244 00:12:02,768 --> 00:12:06,403 What... what does that... what does that make you feel? 245 00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:10,774 - Silly. - Okay. 246 00:12:12,044 --> 00:12:15,179 You're in your backyard. 247 00:12:15,181 --> 00:12:17,982 - And it's night. - [sighs] 248 00:12:17,984 --> 00:12:20,351 And there's... 249 00:12:20,353 --> 00:12:23,554 a gentle breeze, there's fireflies, 250 00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:27,992 and you got your favorite drink. 251 00:12:27,994 --> 00:12:30,194 - Negroni. - Perfect. 252 00:12:30,196 --> 00:12:32,396 Now what do you feel? 253 00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:35,132 Mm, possibility. 254 00:12:35,134 --> 00:12:38,135 Ooh, that's good. 255 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:40,137 Possibility's good. 256 00:12:40,139 --> 00:12:42,706 People don't care how things work for the most part, 257 00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:48,045 so I just try to sell feelings. 258 00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:51,348 That's really smart. 259 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:53,984 It's a old trick from the dealership days. 260 00:12:56,756 --> 00:12:59,156 Will you have dinner with me? 261 00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:01,058 What? 262 00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:05,729 You, me, wine, food, wherever you wanna go. 263 00:13:05,731 --> 00:13:08,933 To talk strategy or some bus-dev or... 264 00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:12,336 Whatever you need to tell your wife. 265 00:13:14,407 --> 00:13:16,840 Let me know. I'm open. 266 00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:22,346 Well no wonder people escape. 267 00:13:22,348 --> 00:13:23,681 Look at this. 268 00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:25,082 Right through the metal detector. 269 00:13:25,084 --> 00:13:26,217 - Hey! - Huh? 270 00:13:26,219 --> 00:13:27,618 But they take my Flamin' Cheetos? 271 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,587 - [scoffs] - Why do you even have that? 272 00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:32,790 What if I have to bust out of a trunk? 273 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,758 Meanwhile I get cavity searched. 274 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,460 Which, by the way, methinks she was 275 00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:39,096 - a little too into it. - She was a lot into it. 276 00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:42,967 I'm gonna do all the talking, okay? 277 00:13:42,969 --> 00:13:44,301 Why? 278 00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:46,870 - Because I hired him. - She hired him. 279 00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:48,772 Speaking of which, what is the, uh, 280 00:13:48,774 --> 00:13:51,141 hierarchy of our new business venture? 281 00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:52,243 What are you talking about? 282 00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:54,044 - Titles. - What? 283 00:13:55,314 --> 00:13:57,081 Do we have a marketing strategist? 284 00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:01,151 Who's head of HR? Who's, say, president? 285 00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:03,787 I don't know. We all share. 286 00:14:03,789 --> 00:14:05,055 Do we? 287 00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:06,590 Aren't we all equal? 288 00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:08,592 - Are we? - [door opens] 289 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:18,502 [door closes] 290 00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:19,903 [handcuffs clicking] 291 00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:21,105 Thank you so much. 292 00:14:22,408 --> 00:14:24,174 So good to see you. 293 00:14:24,176 --> 00:14:25,743 Please, have a seat. 294 00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:32,816 They said my lawyers were here. 295 00:14:32,818 --> 00:14:34,518 Well, we couldn't say we're friends. 296 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,186 That hurts. 297 00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:39,123 So, where's our, uh, product? 298 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,091 - Depends. - On what? 299 00:14:41,093 --> 00:14:42,860 How quick you can get me out of here. 300 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:43,861 Okay, hold on. 301 00:14:43,863 --> 00:14:45,863 Yeah, we didn't throw down over a gordita. 302 00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:48,365 - That's on you. - Chalupa. 303 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,968 Okay, well the cops can find it, 304 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,970 and then I'll just tell them it's yours. 305 00:14:52,972 --> 00:14:55,606 Sit... sit down. 306 00:14:58,477 --> 00:15:00,577 Where is it? 307 00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:06,884 - In my van. - Where is your van? 308 00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:09,787 Wherever vans go when you get bagged. 309 00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:15,959 Do not look at me! 310 00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,896 Nuh-uh. This is not coming my way. 311 00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:21,465 Not this time. 312 00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:25,469 Fine, you can keep looking. It's not gonna happen. 313 00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:34,044 Ran into Sunny today. 314 00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:35,412 Mike's wife? 315 00:15:35,414 --> 00:15:37,181 Yeah, she came in for acrylics. 316 00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:38,816 Mm. 317 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:42,986 - What's the occasion? - You, boo. 318 00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:44,521 [both chuckling] 319 00:15:44,523 --> 00:15:45,589 Cheers. 320 00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:50,661 Yeah, she says, uh, Mike misses you at the station. 321 00:15:52,898 --> 00:15:54,665 She did? 322 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,700 He thinks about you a lot. 323 00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:00,938 She said that? 324 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,941 Yeah, maybe you should, uh, give him a call. 325 00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:05,876 You know, catch up. 326 00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:08,112 Please, I see him at softball. 327 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,581 He barely says a word to me. 328 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:15,652 All right. 329 00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:18,922 I need a van from the impound. 330 00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,693 [exhales sharply] 331 00:16:23,929 --> 00:16:26,697 [laughs] What's in the van? 332 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:30,000 What's in the van, Ruby? 333 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:32,603 Egg roll? 334 00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:34,872 You didn't even run into Sunny, did you? 335 00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:37,174 Egg roll. 336 00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:42,112 [upbeat music] 337 00:16:42,114 --> 00:16:43,280 ♪ ♪ 338 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:44,548 ♪ Bizarre ♪ 339 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:51,855 ♪ ♪ 340 00:17:07,139 --> 00:17:10,841 ♪ ♪ 341 00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:13,177 ♪ She's so bizarre ♪ 342 00:17:13,179 --> 00:17:20,250 ♪ ♪ 343 00:17:30,596 --> 00:17:32,463 ♪ Bizarre, bizarre ♪ 344 00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:39,937 ♪ ♪ 345 00:17:39,939 --> 00:17:41,772 ♪ Bizarre, bizarre ♪ 346 00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:47,478 ♪ ♪ 347 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,546 [keys jangling] 348 00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:51,315 ♪ Bizarre, bizarre ♪ 349 00:17:51,317 --> 00:17:58,622 ♪ ♪ 350 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:02,326 [keys clatter] 351 00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:03,393 [dog barks] 352 00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:08,999 ♪ ♪ 353 00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:11,235 ♪ Bizarre, bizarre ♪ 354 00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:14,905 ♪ ♪ 355 00:18:14,907 --> 00:18:18,075 [hairdryer whirring] 356 00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:20,544 ♪ Bizarre, bizarre ♪ 357 00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:27,818 ♪ ♪ 358 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,148 ♪ Bizarre, bizarre ♪ 359 00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:37,677 ♪ ♪ 360 00:18:53,946 --> 00:18:55,712 - What's this? - Oh, Jesus! 361 00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:58,248 Are you trying to get pregnant? 362 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,470 It's not the worst thing. 363 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,967 [scoffs] 364 00:19:07,317 --> 00:19:09,840 It's a discussion, at least. 365 00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:14,898 Well, let's have it. 366 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,234 - Okay. - Okay. 367 00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:23,040 We have a billion kids, Beth. 368 00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:26,143 - We have four. - It's completely insane. 369 00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:27,744 Why? Because I want it? 370 00:19:27,746 --> 00:19:30,981 Because we can't afford the ones we have. 371 00:19:30,983 --> 00:19:33,216 Well, it looks like you already made up your mind. 372 00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:35,986 And what about you using me in some sort of midlife crisis? 373 00:19:35,988 --> 00:19:38,755 - Wow, really nice. - Or whatever the hell this is. 374 00:19:38,757 --> 00:19:40,123 At least I'm having sex with you 375 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,825 - and not someone at work. - Oh, here we go. 376 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,627 Or maybe I should just learn from the best. 377 00:19:43,629 --> 00:19:44,995 That's what it is, isn't it? 378 00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:46,763 What are you talking about? 379 00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:48,966 The crazy, the toys, 380 00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:50,834 the acrobatics, the outfits. 381 00:19:50,836 --> 00:19:53,236 That's sex, Dean. 382 00:19:56,609 --> 00:20:00,210 Am I just... a sperm bank? 383 00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:12,589 Did you dye your hair? 384 00:20:12,591 --> 00:20:13,890 [scoffs] 385 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:20,464 You know wh... what really sucks? 386 00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:25,602 For like a second there... 387 00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:28,338 we felt like us again. 388 00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:39,249 I'm sorry. I sh... 389 00:20:43,155 --> 00:20:45,621 I don't want another kid. 390 00:20:54,191 --> 00:20:55,932 - Okay, there you go. - Okay. 391 00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:59,229 [indistinct children shouting] 392 00:21:19,063 --> 00:21:21,597 You like oranges? Okay. 393 00:21:21,622 --> 00:21:23,622 Why don't you take two? 394 00:21:35,264 --> 00:21:37,564 I don't know what you know. 395 00:21:41,147 --> 00:21:44,151 But I know you know enough to hate my guts, so... 396 00:21:45,307 --> 00:21:47,645 Hey, way to hustle, Hanna. 397 00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:50,724 I know it sounds stupid, 398 00:21:50,757 --> 00:21:52,757 but I was just trying to make it right. 399 00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:57,228 - Does it come without seeds? - Um, try this one. 400 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:59,931 Or at least make it better for you guys. 401 00:21:59,933 --> 00:22:01,933 - I thought that... - Seed! 402 00:22:01,935 --> 00:22:03,201 Eat it, Hayden. 403 00:22:05,539 --> 00:22:10,442 It was selfish and creepy and messed up, 404 00:22:10,444 --> 00:22:12,544 and I would take it all back if I could and... 405 00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:14,646 Janet, can you bring me some more wipes? 406 00:22:14,648 --> 00:22:16,715 Sure. 407 00:22:18,819 --> 00:22:20,452 I need your help. 408 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,357 I'm not pregnant. 409 00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:29,294 - Can we have a play date? - Please? 410 00:22:29,296 --> 00:22:31,629 - No. - No, you have piano. 411 00:22:38,405 --> 00:22:40,605 He will kill me when he finds out. 412 00:23:00,127 --> 00:23:01,626 Thanks for the loan. 413 00:23:09,536 --> 00:23:11,169 [distant dance music playing] 414 00:23:11,171 --> 00:23:13,838 Do we have to invite Uncle Jack? 415 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,673 He just gets so wasted. 416 00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:17,776 Fine, but then he can't sit by any of the nieces. 417 00:23:17,778 --> 00:23:20,045 No, that's not me, Mom. That's the court. 418 00:23:20,047 --> 00:23:22,347 ♪ ♪ 419 00:23:22,349 --> 00:23:25,350 No, I gotta dip. They need me in surgery. 420 00:23:25,352 --> 00:23:28,019 Yeah, subdural hematoma. 421 00:23:28,021 --> 00:23:30,855 I gotta scrub in stat for the craniotomy. 422 00:23:30,857 --> 00:23:32,724 Love you. Bye. 423 00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:35,360 ♪ ♪ 424 00:23:35,362 --> 00:23:37,529 So, how's your mom? 425 00:23:37,531 --> 00:23:38,997 Crazier than ever. 426 00:23:38,999 --> 00:23:46,104 ♪ ♪ 427 00:23:46,306 --> 00:23:47,705 So what's the deal? 428 00:23:47,707 --> 00:23:49,174 She thinks you're some kind of brain doctor? 429 00:23:49,176 --> 00:23:51,142 [microwave beeping] 430 00:23:51,144 --> 00:23:52,710 Surgical assistant. 431 00:23:52,712 --> 00:23:55,387 - Must be hard keeping that up. - What do you mean? 432 00:23:55,412 --> 00:23:56,681 [microwave beeps] 433 00:23:56,683 --> 00:23:58,583 Living with all those lies. 434 00:23:58,585 --> 00:23:59,851 She wouldn't take my money 435 00:23:59,853 --> 00:24:01,219 if she knew where it really came from. 436 00:24:01,221 --> 00:24:04,322 This way, I can take care of her. 437 00:24:04,324 --> 00:24:05,757 - Oh. - Hmm? 438 00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:08,226 All right. 439 00:24:08,228 --> 00:24:09,661 I'm like her hero. 440 00:24:09,663 --> 00:24:11,062 [chuckles] 441 00:24:11,064 --> 00:24:12,730 Yeah. 442 00:24:12,732 --> 00:24:14,365 Give you something to celebrate in the champagne room. 443 00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:15,622 [laughs] Right? 444 00:24:15,647 --> 00:24:19,388 Half my time in there goes to her blackjack problem. 445 00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:21,106 Crazy. 446 00:24:21,108 --> 00:24:24,709 [muffled music continues] 447 00:24:32,886 --> 00:24:34,652 [exhales sharply] 448 00:24:36,857 --> 00:24:39,390 [line ringing] 449 00:24:40,527 --> 00:24:42,260 Hey, Mi... [laughs] 450 00:24:42,262 --> 00:24:44,329 Yeah, yeah. What's up, buddy? 451 00:24:45,432 --> 00:24:49,601 Mm-hmm. No, no, I just, um, 452 00:24:49,603 --> 00:24:52,770 uh, really been thinking about you, man. 453 00:24:52,772 --> 00:24:55,840 Well, kinda need a favor, actually. 454 00:24:59,112 --> 00:25:01,446 - How much was bail? - A lot. 455 00:25:01,448 --> 00:25:03,047 What's a lot? 456 00:25:03,049 --> 00:25:04,449 Everything we made. 457 00:25:04,451 --> 00:25:06,718 For throwing down over some hot sauce? 458 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,086 It's not his first rodeo. 459 00:25:08,088 --> 00:25:10,688 Apparently the judge called him a flight risk. 460 00:25:12,926 --> 00:25:16,561 - This idiot's so not worth it. - He's all we have. 461 00:25:16,563 --> 00:25:20,365 - Yo, where's my rig? - You don't see it? 462 00:25:21,301 --> 00:25:22,667 [softly] Yeah... 463 00:25:22,669 --> 00:25:24,669 We weren't embarrassed at all driving it. 464 00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:25,803 So we back in business? 465 00:25:25,805 --> 00:25:27,572 Soon as we fire up the presses. 466 00:25:27,574 --> 00:25:29,407 We're gonna need a little break. 467 00:25:29,409 --> 00:25:31,609 - Why? - Yeah, why? 468 00:25:31,611 --> 00:25:33,411 It's really not a good time. 469 00:25:33,413 --> 00:25:37,081 Uh, we just spent everything we had on that little bail out. 470 00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:39,517 Well, I'm getting a lot of heat at work, okay? 471 00:25:39,519 --> 00:25:42,453 - From who? - From the owner. 472 00:25:42,455 --> 00:25:44,422 - Dorothy? - Can I go now? 473 00:25:44,424 --> 00:25:45,423 We'll call you. 474 00:25:45,425 --> 00:25:46,491 You're worried about 475 00:25:46,493 --> 00:25:49,494 an 80-year-old with cataracts. 476 00:25:49,496 --> 00:25:51,663 I mean, if she's asking questions... 477 00:25:51,665 --> 00:25:53,831 She asked me what grade I was in, 478 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:56,034 but sure. Bitch's bringing the heat. 479 00:25:56,036 --> 00:25:57,135 Keys? 480 00:25:57,837 --> 00:25:59,671 Oh, sorry. 481 00:26:00,173 --> 00:26:02,040 [scoffs] 482 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:03,641 We'll get up and running, okay? 483 00:26:03,643 --> 00:26:06,211 Yeah, today. Hey. 484 00:26:06,213 --> 00:26:07,378 Don't go anywhere. 485 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:10,348 - You can go. - Do not go. 486 00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:12,517 You just can't help yourself. 487 00:26:12,519 --> 00:26:13,618 What's your problem? 488 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:14,852 What it always is. 489 00:26:14,854 --> 00:26:17,956 I am dealing with so much right now. 490 00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,624 - I just need you to... - You're dealing. 491 00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:21,359 - You need. - Oh, my God. 492 00:26:21,361 --> 00:26:23,027 Because you're the president. 493 00:26:23,029 --> 00:26:24,362 I am not the president! 494 00:26:24,364 --> 00:26:25,697 Oh, I'm sorry. 495 00:26:25,699 --> 00:26:28,180 CEO, Admiral, Captain my Captain. 496 00:26:28,205 --> 00:26:29,477 Whatever you want me to call it. 497 00:26:29,502 --> 00:26:30,768 I'm dead. 498 00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:33,492 That's not a title. 499 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,562 He's alive. 500 00:26:42,015 --> 00:26:43,114 What? 501 00:26:44,751 --> 00:26:46,784 How? 502 00:26:48,913 --> 00:26:50,975 He just is. 503 00:26:55,045 --> 00:26:56,478 - I'm just saying... - Don't. 504 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,780 Even if you gave 505 00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,458 - a sharpshooter three bullets... - Do not. 506 00:27:00,504 --> 00:27:05,164 With specific instructions not to hit any vital organs, 507 00:27:05,189 --> 00:27:07,389 it would be physically impossible. 508 00:27:07,391 --> 00:27:08,958 How are you helping? 509 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,107 - This is how I process. - Can I have another? 510 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,902 So you have a nine month solution 511 00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:20,038 to a permanent problem. 512 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,043 Three months. Maybe four. 513 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:26,944 What are you gonna do? 514 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,179 I'm gonna drink this 515 00:27:28,181 --> 00:27:30,245 and then I'm gonna have another. 516 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,686 Sorry I called you a president. 517 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:37,255 [sighs] You didn't know. 518 00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:39,057 You should have told us. 519 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,593 I was afraid he'd come after you guys. 520 00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:45,430 Beth, let's go to the cops. 521 00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:46,798 Then we're all in jail 522 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,933 and I still get shivved in the yard. 523 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:52,303 Well... 524 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,773 It's actually much more common to get shanked. 525 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,375 What's the difference? 526 00:27:57,377 --> 00:28:00,445 A shank's got a sharp edge, you know? 527 00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:03,314 Like a scrap of metal from the license plate shop 528 00:28:03,316 --> 00:28:05,450 or the top of a can of baked beans, 529 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:08,052 whereas a shiv is more like when you melt down 530 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:10,621 a toothbrush or a bunch of Jolly Rangers 531 00:28:10,623 --> 00:28:11,656 to a fine point. 532 00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:13,324 You know, it takes fire. 533 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:17,128 It's just... it's a lot more work. 534 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:22,467 [soft music] 535 00:28:22,469 --> 00:28:24,836 Can we Postmates some French fries? 536 00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:27,238 ♪ ♪ 537 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,440 We can do anything you want. 538 00:28:29,518 --> 00:28:36,896 ♪ ♪ 539 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:40,585 The thing is nobody should have nine bowls 540 00:28:40,587 --> 00:28:42,053 of Oops! All Berries. 541 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,354 I mean, really, you shouldn't even have one. 542 00:28:43,356 --> 00:28:44,760 And... and I would have watched TV 543 00:28:44,785 --> 00:28:46,524 until my face melted off if she had let me, 544 00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:50,261 so I have no business holding that remote. 545 00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:52,497 This is not your session. 546 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,033 Oh. Hi. 547 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,403 Can I go to the bathroom? 548 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:00,838 [sighs] Yeah. 549 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,708 Yeah, sure. It's just down the hall, 550 00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:05,243 to the left. 551 00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:09,914 Sorry. 552 00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:18,723 Fiona walked in on her parents making love last night. 553 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:19,757 - Eww. - Right? 554 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,058 No, you. 555 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,927 Who says "making love"? 556 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:28,232 Question, what is Oops! All Berries? 557 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:31,135 Well, it's not berries, and it's definitely on purpose. 558 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:33,070 I would thank Cap'n Crunch, but he's the genius 559 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,239 who discontinued his own masterpiece. 560 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,909 So your sister was trying to protect you? 561 00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:39,811 She still is. 562 00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:41,179 Is that so bad? 563 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:46,284 Who's gonna protect her? 564 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,087 Hmm. 565 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:54,091 You know what they call this in the biz? 566 00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:57,962 A breakthrough. 567 00:29:58,932 --> 00:29:59,931 Eww. 568 00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:01,265 How is that gross? 569 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,434 It's how you said it. [chuckles] 570 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,137 It's a good thing. 571 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:07,472 What am I supposed to do with it? 572 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:09,607 Well, now you know where she's coming from. 573 00:30:09,609 --> 00:30:11,709 Changes the whole dynamic. 574 00:30:14,781 --> 00:30:17,281 So am I, like, cured? 575 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:20,852 Mm, not till that deadbeat ex of yours pays me. 576 00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:22,320 [chuckles] 577 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:23,621 Oh. [chuckles] 578 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:30,127 [mellow instrumentals] 579 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:37,435 ♪ ♪ 580 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:06,531 - [keys jangling] - Hey now. 581 00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:19,110 How you feeling, Mama? 582 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,414 Nauseous. 583 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:26,851 Let's go for a drive. 584 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:28,553 Get some air. 585 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,657 I should get these inside. 586 00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:34,358 There's ice cream. 587 00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:37,528 Get in the car, Elizabeth. 588 00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:44,569 ♪ ♪ 589 00:31:56,549 --> 00:31:59,717 [upbeat music playing quietly] 590 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:03,955 ♪ ♪ 591 00:32:03,957 --> 00:32:06,924 [inaudible] 592 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:12,964 ♪ ♪ 593 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,099 Hey. You got a sec? 594 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:18,636 I was just on with corporate telling them about my new star. 595 00:32:18,638 --> 00:32:20,504 Great. Um... 596 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,609 Are you o... you okay? 597 00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:28,579 - You can't quit. - Yeah, it's just, uh... 598 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:30,548 Dinner. 599 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:34,085 - What'd you decide? - I really want to. 600 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:36,754 - Great. - But I can't. 601 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:38,122 [stammers] 602 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,758 - I mean, I... I could. - Which is it, Dean? 603 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:45,630 Well, back at the dealership, I had lots of dinners. 604 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:49,400 Couple times a week, even. All different kinds of cuisine. 605 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:50,935 'Cause I was a foodie. 606 00:32:50,937 --> 00:32:54,405 I mean, there was no dinner that I didn't like, 607 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,742 and now I'm really, really trying 608 00:32:57,744 --> 00:33:00,244 to eat more at home. 609 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:02,113 I just think it's healthier, you know? 610 00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:04,949 For my marriage. 611 00:33:04,951 --> 00:33:07,018 - I get it. - You do? 612 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,519 Totally. 613 00:33:08,521 --> 00:33:12,123 I mean, it's not that I'm not hungry. 614 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:14,325 We're good. 615 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,626 I love working here. 616 00:33:15,628 --> 00:33:18,829 We really love having you, Dean. 617 00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,631 Well... 618 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:22,800 Thank you for understanding. 619 00:33:23,703 --> 00:33:26,804 [keyboard clacking] 620 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:30,207 Oh, uh, that contractor you connected me with, 621 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,143 I got him on the hook for eight aqua jets 622 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:33,310 for his condo development. 623 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:34,712 You know what? 624 00:33:34,714 --> 00:33:37,314 Why don't you have Tony close that one? 625 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:38,783 But I've already done the heavy lifting. 626 00:33:38,785 --> 00:33:41,852 I'm gonna need you in barbecue accessories. 627 00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:46,557 - Putting me on tongs? - Is that a problem? 628 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:49,627 [distant upbeat music playing] 629 00:33:49,629 --> 00:33:51,629 No. 630 00:33:51,631 --> 00:33:53,330 I'll just go fill Tony in. 631 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:56,333 [somber music] 632 00:33:56,335 --> 00:34:03,641 ♪ ♪ 633 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,179 Your first? 634 00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:11,148 [phones ringing] 635 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,051 No, no. [laughs] 636 00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:16,353 When are you due? 637 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,489 You know, that's a good question. 638 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:19,724 Honey? 639 00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:24,361 I guess that's why we're here, then, huh? 640 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:25,896 [both laughing] 641 00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:29,166 How crazy to think there's a tiny human in there. 642 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:31,035 Yeah, yeah. 643 00:34:31,037 --> 00:34:33,671 Yeah, it almost doesn't feel real. 644 00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:34,905 [chuckles] 645 00:34:37,944 --> 00:34:39,210 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 646 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:42,179 No, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. 647 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:43,547 They're gonna need it. 648 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,952 [chuckles] 649 00:34:47,954 --> 00:34:53,657 [tense music] 650 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:57,029 When was the positive test? 651 00:34:57,568 --> 00:34:59,489 A couple of weeks ago. 652 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:01,889 Date of your last period? 653 00:35:03,509 --> 00:35:05,008 I d... I don't know. 654 00:35:05,065 --> 00:35:07,032 Any idea when you conceived? 655 00:35:09,665 --> 00:35:11,565 Come on, darling. You remember? 656 00:35:11,598 --> 00:35:14,160 I hit it in the bedroom when your husband was at work. 657 00:35:14,223 --> 00:35:15,789 I put it on the form. 658 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,148 Oh, there it is. Okay. 659 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:20,417 Well, it's, uh, probably too soon to see a heartbeat, 660 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:22,419 so for today we'll just take some blood to confirm. 661 00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:24,721 - How long does that take? - About a day or two. 662 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:26,022 Thank you so much. 663 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:27,224 In the meantime, 664 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,658 watch the alcohol, no sushi, 665 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,560 - no deli meat just to be safe. - Got it. 666 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:31,895 Okay, see you in a few weeks. 667 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:34,164 - Hey, Doc. - Yeah? 668 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,732 It couldn't hurt to try, right? 669 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,934 Well, it depends on how far along. 670 00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,502 Let's fire it up. 671 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,340 I mean, what's the point if we can't see anything, right? 672 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:45,041 - Lay back. - Come on. 673 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,743 Got a super excited daddy here. 674 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,011 That's right. 675 00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:49,512 - [both chuckling] - [machine beeps] 676 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,081 Okay. 677 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,184 Just relax. 678 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:59,723 You all right? How's Marcus doing? 679 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,224 Oh, bad as ever. 680 00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:02,759 Yeah, he keeps me on my toes, though. 681 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,494 [both laughing] 682 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,733 - Huh. - What's that? 683 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,504 Congratulations. 684 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:20,710 Strong implantation. Healthy sac. 685 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:23,280 - Lining's nice and thick. - I don't see anything. 686 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:24,481 Well, you go to eight years of med school, 687 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:28,051 then take a look. [laughs] 688 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:30,053 Anything else? 689 00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:32,088 Paternity test. 690 00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:33,990 Oh, you can do that in about a month. 691 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:36,559 [door opens] 692 00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:37,761 [door closes] 693 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:41,464 Thank you so much. 694 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,800 Thank your friend. 695 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:49,639 [dramatic music] 696 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:56,746 ♪ ♪ 697 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,425 Everything okay? 698 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:17,367 - Big day. - Yeah? 699 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:19,636 - What happened? - With what? 700 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,604 - You know, egg roll. - Oh. 701 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:23,340 Can we switch to calamari or something? 702 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:25,608 - I'm sick of thinking about... - There you go. 703 00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:28,845 - No more safe words. - Yay. 704 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:33,049 So, apparently your son 705 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,884 dropped the F-bomb at school today. 706 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:36,886 - What? - Mm-hmm. 707 00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:39,122 And Ms. Rodner also said that he was going around 708 00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:40,824 the playground asking other kids 709 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:43,860 if they would like to see his coccyx. 710 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:47,163 You know, that mickey fickey told me my epidermis 711 00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:48,865 - was showing last week. - [laughs] 712 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,133 He said that? [laughs] 713 00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:51,501 Yeah, I spent an hour in the mirror 714 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:53,303 checking for my underwear. 715 00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:55,472 Boy, I tell you, even if it ain't dirty, 716 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:56,840 that boy'll make it dirty. 717 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,475 Hey, will you stop? 718 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:01,811 Rodner also said that we should make a swear jar. 719 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,646 You know, have him put, like, a quarter or something in there 720 00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:08,385 and do something good with the money. 721 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:10,587 Oh, we can open a church with that potty mouth. 722 00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,421 [laughs] 723 00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:12,722 How much you got on you? 724 00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:15,525 - Like, 40 bucks. - Okay. 725 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,228 Put half in there. 726 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:21,698 - I didn't say coccyx. - For the van. 727 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,070 - Right now? - Yes, 728 00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,194 or for any other time 729 00:38:28,219 --> 00:38:31,074 that you're gonna have to say egg roll. 730 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,876 [groans] 731 00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:35,712 [exhales sharply] 732 00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:39,682 We're not bad people, Stan. 733 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:43,720 No, baby, we're good people who do bad things. 734 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:51,728 - How long have you been at it? - Two hours. 735 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:52,829 Liar. 736 00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:54,664 Three. 737 00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,268 - Fine, four. - [scoffs] 738 00:38:58,270 --> 00:38:59,369 Dude, you're done. 739 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,078 I have a social studies test. 740 00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:02,269 You always do this. 741 00:39:02,294 --> 00:39:04,474 You study way too much and then you burn yourself out 742 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,443 - and you choke. - Harsh. 743 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:08,678 Come on. Take a break. Come on. Let's go. 744 00:39:08,703 --> 00:39:10,246 - [exhales sharply] - Okay. 745 00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:13,716 What's mexyldreselthate? 746 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:15,752 Brain food. 747 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:17,587 Okay, here you go. 748 00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,923 Eh? Take a bite. 749 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,424 [scoffs] 750 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,229 Mmm. 751 00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:28,898 - It's stale. - Mmm. 752 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,066 Needs some more milk. 753 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,234 It'll soften it up a little. 754 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:36,406 Mm-hmm, so what you wanna do is you just keep replenishing 755 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,475 until the milk's gone, okay? 756 00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,577 And then the sugar rush keeps you jacked up enough 757 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:42,679 to get through the six-hour cartoon marathon. 758 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,914 How did you survive childhood? 759 00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:49,052 Auntie Beth. 760 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:53,823 Mmm. 761 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,328 My tongue tastes... 762 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,097 - Blue? - [laughs] 763 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:03,466 - Just go with it. - [chuckling] 764 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,736 I really have to study. 765 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:09,172 Someday you'll thank me. 766 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:16,758 [indistinct TV chatter] 767 00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:21,484 Okay, one, two, three. Lift off! 768 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:24,687 Push me to the moon! 769 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:34,497 Mommy'll be right back. 770 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,134 Oh, come on, baby. Let's go. 771 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:40,136 - Come on. - Hey, hey, hold up! 772 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:41,671 My shoe! 773 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:44,173 Hey, will you just... hang on! 774 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,675 What? 775 00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:48,845 I just wanna know why. 776 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,717 You're a mom. 777 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,857 But he's not dumb. 778 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,425 [Mott the Hoople's "Through the Looking Glass"] 779 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:03,826 Let's go. 780 00:41:03,828 --> 00:41:10,867 ♪ ♪ 781 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:17,173 ♪ I'm feeling ugly ♪ 782 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:21,010 Hey, where are the kids? 783 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:23,513 Upstairs. 784 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:26,015 ♪ ♪ 785 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,283 What's going on? 786 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:29,352 I tried telling him to leave. 787 00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:32,288 ♪ ♪ 788 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:35,191 ♪ And did I mean it ♪ 789 00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:38,962 What? Who? 790 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:40,863 ♪ ♪ 791 00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:43,566 Says his boss needs him to keep an eye on you. 792 00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:50,206 ♪ ♪ 793 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,875 Who's his boss, Beth? 794 00:41:52,877 --> 00:42:00,550 ♪ ♪ 795 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,843 There's something I have to tell you. 796 00:42:07,203 --> 00:42:12,050 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 53000

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