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Gabby, what is that?
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(buzzing)
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Gabby:
It's a Praxian Fairy.
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They're not dangerous,
just very, very naughty.
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Now, if we don't move,
maybe it won't...
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Now!
(grunts)
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Liv, catch it!
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(blows raspberry)
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Hey, girls.
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Hey, Mom!
Shouldn't you be at work?
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Yeah, but the station
gave me the day off.
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It turns out there's
nothing interesting
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to report on in this town.
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Oh.
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??
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(chittering)
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Dina:
Where's the coffee creamer?
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I put it in there yesterday.
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(Gabby grunting)
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There it is.
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Here you go!
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Oh.
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You would think
something newsworthy
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would be going on
in a town this size.
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(rattling)
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You would think, but guess not!
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(sighs)
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We should start that.
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(dishwasher powers on)
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Open it.
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(angry chittering)
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(both groan)
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(theme song playing)
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? Oh, yeah ?
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? I do normal like
a fish rides a bicycle ?
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? Fit in like summer
and an icicle ?
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? Don't fight it,
just be an original ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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? I roller skate
outside the lines ?
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? When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ?
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? It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ?
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? One of a, one of a kind ?
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? So anytime I feel
some type of way ?
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? Don't understand
the human race ?
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? So what, so what, so what ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? You do your thing,
You do your thing ?
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? When we don't fit in ?
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? We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ?
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? Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ?
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? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ?
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(beeps, stops)
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Yeah!
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Yeah, let's do this.
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I made your favorite:
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Breakfast pie!
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Olivia: It's breakfast,
in the shape of pi.
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You're certainly must be
in a good mood today.
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I am in a good mood.
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You know, I've been thinking:
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Life is pretty good here
in Havensburg.
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I know a lot of that
is the whole
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babysitting aliens thing,
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but aside from that,
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I really feel like
I'm hitting my stride here.
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Ugh!
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Word of advice, girls:
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Don't grow up to be reporters.
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Mom? Are you okay?
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Yeah. I just
was up all night
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trying to scare up
a newsworthy story:
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Combed the internet,
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loaded a neighborhood
watch app on my phone,
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listened to
the police scanner... nada.
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Well, don't worry. I'm sure
you'll find something soon.
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Yeah. I hope so.
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In the meantime,
I'm off to report
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on such hard-hitting pieces
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as "Local Man Expands
Bird Bath Collection."
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Paul's expanding
his bird bath collection?
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How is this not big news
to you guys?
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Wesley: So...
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in conclusion,
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while I have been
informally helping Gabby
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on many of her
babysitting assignments,
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I think the time has come
for me to take on a more...
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formal role
within the organization.
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I was thinking something
along the lines of...
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Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs.
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Absolutely not.
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How about
Chief Associate Director
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of Extraterrestrial Activity?
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Unh-unh.
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Lead Coordinator
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of... Hyper-Dimensional
Accounts?
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(blows raspberry)
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Space Pope?
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Wesley, none of these
positions actually exist!
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Besides, Gabby
already provides me
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with all the assistance I need.
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Sir. I'm just asking to be
involved in alien business
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in an official capacity.
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That's all.
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You really aren't going to leave
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until I give you
something, are you?
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I brought snacks.
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(clattering)
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Oh, man!
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(sighs)
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- Sorry.
- Tell you what.
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I'll give you
a trial assignment.
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And if you do well,
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I'll consider giving you
a more formal role,
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or, uh, whatever it is
you're after.
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Awesome!
What do you need?
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I have a storage unit.
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And it's been rather a long time
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since I've cleaned it,
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and there's a bit
of a mold problem.
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Alien mold.
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Whoa!
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I need you to clean it out.
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But be warned:
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This Narullian Death Mold is
filled with psychotic spores.
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If you breathe any of it,
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it'll infect your brain,
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removing any hint of empathy,
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turning you into
a remorseless killing machine.
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So you'll need to wear a
protective suit while you clean.
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I formally accept this mission.
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Please don't do that.
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Gabby! We've got a Double
D situation on our hands!
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A dog doctor?
(chuckles)
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I knew it was only
a matter of time.
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Seems like dogs get smarter
every year, you know?
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No! Mom's in
the Dina Dumps!
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What? No.
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She's only
a little down, is all.
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If Mom was in the Dina Dumps,
she'd be eating a ton of...
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She's already eaten
seven microwave burritos.
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She's in the Dina Dumps.
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That ratty pink bathrobe?
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You mean the Fortress
of Softitude?
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She's been wearing it all day.
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Then it must be bad.
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I'll go see if I can
figure out what's going on.
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Aye, Mami. I don't know.
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I uprooted my family
and moved them
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to Havensburg for my career.
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Pero nothing ever happens
in this town.
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- Mm-hmm.
- (sauce squirts)
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(sighs) Sometimes I think
the whole thing was a mistake
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and we would be better off
back in Miami.
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you sure
that's what Mom said?
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Liv, I'm telling you
exactly what I heard.
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She said there's no exciting
news to report on in Havensburg,
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so moving here was a mistake.
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But I like living in Havensburg!
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Do you know how clean
the tap water is here?
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Like, really clean.
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And if we move somewhere else,
there won't be any aliens
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and then I'm going to have to go
back to babysitting boring, old you.
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- No offense.
- None taken.
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Wait...
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If Mom wants to move because
the news here is so boring,
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we just have to find some way
to make really exciting news
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so she'll wanna stay.
Right?
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Right! Let's brainstorm
some ideas! I'll take notes.
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Ugh!
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Fairy goop.
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Gross!
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Too bad Mom can't report this.
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It'd be the story
of the century.
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Liv, you're a genius!
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Mom can't report
on aliens, per se,
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but we could use alien stuff
to make stories
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that she could report on, right?
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I guess.
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Although that really raises
some ethical questions.
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Nope. Don't have time
for that.
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Get ready, little sis.
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'Cause you and me are about
to make some headlines.
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No. No.
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Gabby:
Okay, so here's the deal...
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We've got to make some
cool news happen in this town
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or my mom could potentially
move us somewhere else.
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You don't really think
she'd do that, do you?
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Quite frankly, we don't know
what that woman is capable of.
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The good news is, we have some
of the best and brightest minds
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in the galaxy here to come up
with ideas for news stories.
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So, let's brainstorm.
All right, what do we got?
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I find the most powerful humans
I can and I rip off...
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- Nope.
- You didn't let me finish.
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- Don't need to.
- Their fingers.
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Doesn't change things.
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I don't know,
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this finger-ripping idea
sounds pretty legit.
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I say we do that.
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I could have you
seven fingers by noon.
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Should we say our goodbyes now
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or later?
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- Gabby: Sky?
- I just wanna say, for the record,
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you cannot ever
move away from me.
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Like, ever.
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Don't worry.
No one's moving anywhere.
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We're gonna figure this out.
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Good.
Because before you,
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my best friend
was a stuffed owl,
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and I am not going back to that
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because he was so mean.
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Okay. Good to know.
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Okay, Wesley.
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Stay smart, stay clean.
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And don't let the alien mold
turn you into a killing machine.
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Let's do this.
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??
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Oh! Oh!
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Break time.
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(scoffs)
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I'm in West Havensburg,
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where area residents are alarmed
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by a pothole
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some are saying has become
a serious threat.
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Oh, tell me, sir.
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Just how dangerous
is this pothole?
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When did they start letting
women do the news?
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Okay, then.
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Are you getting this?
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Exploding fire hydrants.
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They are a threat
to Havensburg's safety.
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What is the cause of them?
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Is our water system safe
or is it a ticking time bomb?
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(all laughing)
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Fish Lou, makin' it rain!
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In a bizarre turn of events,
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the statue of
our beloved town founder,
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Ezekiel Burg, appears to have
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all of its fingers removed.
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A prank gone wrong?
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Or a chilling warning
of violence to come?
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For Local 6, I'm Dina Duran,
and that's what's shaking.
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??
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I'm reporting outside
the Luchachos Taqueria...
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- where a Kodiak bear
- (bear roaring)
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has somehow found
his way inside.
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(laughing)
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I don't know if you
can see this at home,
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but the bear appears
to be eating nachos!
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(growls)
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(roars)
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Too close, too close!
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For Local 6, I'm Dina Duran
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and that's what's shaking!
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(all laughing)
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I was the bear!
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And those nachos were delicious!
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Nice work, guys.
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00:11:58,345 --> 00:12:00,032
Well, Wes,
262
00:12:00,056 --> 00:12:01,451
you did it.
263
00:12:01,475 --> 00:12:03,136
You completed
your first assignment.
264
00:12:04,176 --> 00:12:07,782
Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs,
265
00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:09,136
here I come.
266
00:12:10,845 --> 00:12:12,935
Oops. Missed a spot.
267
00:12:14,306 --> 00:12:15,532
(rips)
268
00:12:15,556 --> 00:12:17,435
(air hissing)
269
00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:22,321
(breathing heavily)
270
00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:23,725
(screaming)
271
00:12:28,386 --> 00:12:30,306
(faint screaming)
272
00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:33,516
Is that a bee?
273
00:12:42,176 --> 00:12:45,435
(screaming continues)
274
00:12:46,595 --> 00:12:49,152
The Narullian Death Mold!
I breathed it in!
275
00:12:49,176 --> 00:12:50,652
(screams)
Narullian Death Mold!
276
00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:53,016
(both scream)
277
00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:54,636
Wait a minute.
278
00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:57,992
There's no such thing
as Narullian Death Mold.
279
00:12:58,016 --> 00:12:59,282
Sure there is.
280
00:12:59,306 --> 00:13:01,571
Swift told me if I breathed
in any of the alien mold
281
00:13:01,595 --> 00:13:03,435
in his storage unit,
I'd become a psychotic killer.
282
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,136
I'm pretty sure he lied to you.
283
00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,056
Are you really going psycho?
284
00:13:09,935 --> 00:13:10,935
Yeah!
285
00:13:12,886 --> 00:13:13,886
No.
286
00:13:15,806 --> 00:13:17,451
Why would Swift lie to me?
287
00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:18,821
All I wanted was to prove to him
288
00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:20,435
that I can handle alien stuff.
289
00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:22,362
Probably just because
he just wants someone
290
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,676
to clean out his storage unit.
291
00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:26,676
He's been trying to get me
to do it for weeks.
292
00:13:27,386 --> 00:13:29,306
So he doesn't take me seriously?
293
00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:32,911
That kinda hurts my feelings.
294
00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:35,516
Yeah, Principal's the worst.
295
00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:39,475
You know,
he has me in his phone as "Don't Answer."
296
00:13:42,306 --> 00:13:45,951
Hey... how would you like
to help me get him back?
297
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,475
Sure, why not.
298
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,612
I've been helping Gabby
with her thing,
299
00:13:49,636 --> 00:13:52,201
but I could
very easily switch gears.
300
00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:53,306
Good.
301
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,492
Because it looks like the spider
302
00:13:55,516 --> 00:13:58,056
is about to catch himself
some spider food.
303
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:00,886
That sounded kinda stupid.
304
00:14:02,386 --> 00:14:03,225
Yeah, I know.
305
00:14:03,935 --> 00:14:06,676
I'm just not a sinister guy.
It's not in me.
306
00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,266
Ooh! People like
car chases, right?
307
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,911
What if I stole a car?
308
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,612
I'm not good at driving
or stealing,
309
00:14:12,636 --> 00:14:14,266
but I think
it could make some news.
310
00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:17,475
I'm gonna go ahead
and not write that down.
311
00:14:18,176 --> 00:14:19,225
Hey, Gabby,
312
00:14:19,676 --> 00:14:21,532
do you mind watching
Olivia for the night?
313
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,321
I've been on such
a hot streak at work,
314
00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:24,742
me and some friends
are going out
315
00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:26,095
on the town to celebrate.
316
00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:28,306
No problem.
You deserve it.
317
00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:30,676
Thanks, mija.
318
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:37,652
You know, I'm in
such a good mood,
319
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,845
you get one too.
320
00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:45,862
You know, that bear story
we did went national.
321
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,095
Looks like everything's
coming up Dina!
322
00:14:52,386 --> 00:14:53,845
Sky, what's up?
323
00:14:54,595 --> 00:14:56,032
Umm...
324
00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:58,435
your mom's not going
to celebrate with her friends.
325
00:14:59,016 --> 00:15:00,435
She's got an interview...
326
00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:03,435
for a job in Pittsburgh!
327
00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:11,821
Thank you for meeting me
on such short notice, Dina.
328
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,321
No, thank you.
329
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:14,911
It's not every day
I get an interview
330
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:17,136
with a big-time
Pittsburgh producer.
331
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,451
Oh, thank you.
332
00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:22,363
(scoffs)
333
00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:24,112
Celebrating with friends,
indeed.
334
00:15:24,136 --> 00:15:26,201
That's definitely
a job interview!
335
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,652
We've gotta ruin this thing.
336
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,321
Have bears in Havensburg.
337
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,782
Oh! What if we
start a rumor
338
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,071
that Mom fudged
the margins on her resume
339
00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:35,225
to keep it all on one page?
340
00:15:35,975 --> 00:15:37,975
That... can be Plan B.
341
00:15:38,225 --> 00:15:40,242
No, we need something
more immediate.
342
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,532
Some kind of clever,
elaborate plan
343
00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:43,845
to sabotage this...
344
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,435
(both gasp)
345
00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:48,951
You know, some people
call Pittsburgh
346
00:15:48,975 --> 00:15:50,071
(garbled):
The Paris of...
347
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,636
(Dina screams)
348
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,992
(both gasp)
349
00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:57,266
(everyone screaming)
350
00:16:02,806 --> 00:16:04,992
What did you do?
Why are you even here?
351
00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:06,782
The man collapsed in his soup.
352
00:16:06,806 --> 00:16:07,951
Is this not newsworthy?
353
00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:09,282
We're done with that!
354
00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,345
Now let's get out of here
before anyone sees us!
355
00:16:14,435 --> 00:16:15,725
Jeremy!
356
00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:19,782
(gasps)
357
00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:22,242
(mumbling)
358
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:23,435
What's this?
359
00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:26,266
No.
360
00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:29,595
What's going on here?
361
00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:32,362
Principal, I'm so glad
you're here!
362
00:16:32,386 --> 00:16:34,136
It's Wesley.
He's a psycho!
363
00:16:34,556 --> 00:16:36,701
Eh... psycho?
Well, how?
364
00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:38,136
(rattling)
365
00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:43,451
Initial scans detected
Narullian Death Mold
366
00:16:43,475 --> 00:16:45,451
infecting his neuronal pathways.
367
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:46,701
(chuckles nervously)
368
00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:48,282
Narullian Death Mold?
369
00:16:48,306 --> 00:16:50,806
Eh, that's impossible!
There's no such thing.
370
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,136
I mean...
I don't think there is.
371
00:16:54,636 --> 00:16:57,725
I'm fairly certain
I just made that up.
372
00:16:58,595 --> 00:16:59,636
Didn't I?
373
00:17:00,095 --> 00:17:03,201
I don't know, but he had
a crazy look in his eyes.
374
00:17:03,225 --> 00:17:05,016
I think he went down
to the comms room.
375
00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:13,321
Do you think this is going
to hurt Mom's career?
376
00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:15,071
Having an interviewer
pass out face-first
377
00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:16,885
into a bowl of cold gazpacho?
378
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,175
Nah, I'm sure
it happens all the time!
379
00:17:21,135 --> 00:17:22,782
How did I let this happen?
380
00:17:22,806 --> 00:17:24,702
I was just trying to help
so Mom was happy
381
00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:26,016
and we didn't have to move.
382
00:17:28,095 --> 00:17:30,071
It's not just your fault.
383
00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:31,452
I should've known better, too.
384
00:17:31,476 --> 00:17:33,135
I am eight and a half.
385
00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:36,152
(door opens)
386
00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:38,095
- Hey, girls.
- Hey, Mom.
387
00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:39,556
Were you pacing?
388
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,532
Nope! Uh, so, how was
the celebration thing?
389
00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:46,282
It was... odd.
390
00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:49,056
I mean, everything was
going great at first,
391
00:17:50,175 --> 00:17:51,952
- but then...
- We know about Pittsburgh!
392
00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:52,913
Please don't make us move!
393
00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:54,202
What?
394
00:17:54,226 --> 00:17:55,726
Wait, how do you know
about Pittsburgh?
395
00:17:56,135 --> 00:17:58,306
We can't say, but we just do.
396
00:17:59,175 --> 00:18:01,556
And we don't want
to leave Havensburg.
397
00:18:01,976 --> 00:18:03,016
Oh!
398
00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:05,016
Girls...
399
00:18:07,726 --> 00:18:10,151
I was never going
to take that job.
400
00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,861
I only did the interview
so I could get a raise
401
00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:12,912
at my job here.
402
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,175
That's why I didn't
say anything.
403
00:18:16,436 --> 00:18:19,151
I know how hard it was
for you girls to leave Miami.
404
00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:21,226
I'm not going to do that
to you again.
405
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:22,885
Okay?
406
00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:25,175
Come here.
407
00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:27,635
I love you.
408
00:18:31,016 --> 00:18:32,202
And besides,
409
00:18:32,226 --> 00:18:33,992
why would I ever
leave Havensburg?
410
00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:37,151
There are some crazy things
happening right here!
411
00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:39,056
Like today at the restaurant.
412
00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:41,976
I think the food
might've been poisoned.
413
00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:45,321
Whoa! That sounds...
414
00:18:45,345 --> 00:18:48,861
(chuckles) like it's probably
exactly what happened.
415
00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:49,952
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
416
00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:51,242
I gotta look into this...
417
00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,492
find their food suppliers,
418
00:18:53,516 --> 00:18:54,861
look into the employees...
419
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:55,936
I'm gonna get to work.
420
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,806
Ooh! So I guess
we're not moving after all!
421
00:19:00,135 --> 00:19:01,952
Oh. I know!
422
00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:03,571
How about we celebrate
with a glass
423
00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:06,766
of clean, clean tap water?
424
00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:11,056
Pour us some cold ones, sis.
425
00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:20,675
Wesley?
426
00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:22,845
Ahh!
427
00:19:25,016 --> 00:19:26,595
Wesley!
428
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:29,095
Wesley-woo!
429
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,675
Oh, what's become of you?
430
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,056
Wesley!
431
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,912
Wesley: (on screen) Cleaning
mold all day makes Wesley cray cray.
432
00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:41,151
Cray cray!
433
00:19:41,175 --> 00:19:43,492
Ahh! Ahh!
434
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,175
- (sinister laughter)
- Cray cray.
435
00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:49,361
Uh, why don't we
just turn the lights on
436
00:19:49,385 --> 00:19:51,071
and have a talk?
437
00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:55,226
Uh, there's no need
t-to do anything d-drastic.
438
00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,111
(Swift gasping)
439
00:19:58,135 --> 00:20:01,936
Oh, mummy, you know
I'm scared of the dark.
440
00:20:04,476 --> 00:20:06,095
I did what you asked, Swift.
441
00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:09,651
I cleaned the mold.
Oh, I cleaned it all up.
442
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,306
Right, right.
Well, that's very good.
443
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,845
You wouldn't lie to me,
would you, Swift?
444
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,992
About Narullian Death Mold?
About psychotic spores?
445
00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:22,385
I'm not some kind
of joke to you, am I?
446
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,782
Why, that's preposterous!
447
00:20:25,806 --> 00:20:27,992
I take you
very seriously, Wesley.
448
00:20:28,016 --> 00:20:29,806
Very serious indeed.
449
00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:32,611
So what's my title?
450
00:20:32,635 --> 00:20:33,861
Umm... well, uh...
451
00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:37,936
Oh, ohh,
it's Deputy... Admin...
452
00:20:40,936 --> 00:20:45,651
(whispers) Senior Executive
Liaison to Intergalactic Affairs.
453
00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:47,532
Yes, that!
That's the one.
454
00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:48,726
(chuckles nervously)
You've got the job!
455
00:20:49,135 --> 00:20:51,226
You got the job!
456
00:20:51,936 --> 00:20:54,032
Cool! Thanks, buddy!
457
00:20:54,056 --> 00:20:56,516
(breathing heavily)
458
00:21:02,726 --> 00:21:03,976
Ahh!
459
00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:05,953
Wesley: Next time,
460
00:21:05,977 --> 00:21:07,226
on Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...
461
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,111
- (both scream)
- Gabby: It was an accident.
462
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,202
So, uh, why does this
feel so weird?
463
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,361
Because we kissed!
464
00:21:12,385 --> 00:21:14,452
I just wish we could forget
it ever happened.
465
00:21:14,476 --> 00:21:15,322
It's a mind-wipe.
466
00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:17,111
Ready. This tech
is pretty glitchy.
467
00:21:17,135 --> 00:21:18,936
(screaming)
468
00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:21,175
- (crows)
- What just happened?
469
00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:24,885
(theme music playing)
470
00:21:49,556 --> 00:21:50,556
Man:
Gorgeous!
471
00:21:50,606 --> 00:21:55,156
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