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(clock ticking)
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(sighs)
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Well, Gabby?
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Sometime today would be nice.
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(chuckles)
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Find the surface area...
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Area of the surface...
(chuckles)
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Area... area rug...
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Rug... rug burn...
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You know, I'm really more
of a "visual" learner,
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so I'm just going to close
my eyes for a moment
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and visualize myself
inside the cube.
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Susie:
Come on!
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She's obviously stalling because
she doesn't know the answer!
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Staller!
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(ticking)
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I'm not a staller,
and I'm not stalling.
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If anything, you're stalling.
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What are you
so afraid of, Susie?
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Why is it that you don't want
me to solve this problem?
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What is it about you
that you don't want me...
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(bell ringing)
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Class dismissed.
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Oh, no! Just as I was
about to solve this problem!
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What's up with that?
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Till next time, hombre.
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(theme song playing)
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? Oh, yeah ?
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? I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ?
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? Fit in like summer
and an icicle ?
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? Don't fight it,
just be an original ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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? I roller skate
outside the lines ?
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? When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ?
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? It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ?
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? One of a, one of a kind ?
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? So anytime I feel
some type of way ?
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? Don't understand
the human race ?
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? So what, so what, so what ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? You do your thing,
You do your thing ?
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? When we don't fit in ?
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? We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ?
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? Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ?
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? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ?
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Hey , Gab, got a sec?
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- Not really.
- Great.
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Because I just wanted
to say how hard it was
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to watch you up
at the board today,
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unable to solve
the most basic math problem.
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Like a kitten stuck in a bag,
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mewing, floundering, helpless.
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But not as cute.
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Yeah, yeah. You know,
I'm plenty smart,
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thank you very much.
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Math and I just have a...
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"I don't like you,
you don't like me" relationship.
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Kinda like what we have.
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Uh-huh? Sure.
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Well, if you're ever interested,
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I do offer tutoring services.
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I usually work with
third graders, though, so...
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you'll have some
catching up to do.
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(scoffs)
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Jeremy:
I hate being sick!
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This blanket is too scratchy!
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What did I do to deserve this?
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Here.
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It's too scratchy!
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Uh... okay,
how about a book?
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- "Once upon..."
- I hate your voice!
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It's too scratchy!
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Ugh. Are you always such
a baby when you're sick?
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(raspy cough)
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And now I'm losing my teeth!
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- (tooth clatters to floor)
- Uh...
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No big deal.
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Nobody needs all their teeth.
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- Why don't you just...
- Ah!
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- Try and rest...
- Ah!
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- And let me...
- Ah!
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(sneezes)
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(gagging)
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(continues gagging)
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We both agree that was
your fault, right?
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If that was an apology,
I find it deficient in the extreme
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and, frankly,
somewhat supercilious!
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You're super-silly!
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- (gagging)
- Also, what?
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What did I just say?
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Your voice is still
too scratchy!
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(door opens)
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Hola, familia. Tengo
hambre y quiero un bocadillo.
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You're hungry, you want a snack,
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and you're speaking Spanish!
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Yeah, that's weird.
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I didn't know I was fluent.
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I guess all those years
of yelling at you in Spanish
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have finally paid off.
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Nice work, Dina.
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Ugh! Stupid history essay.
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I don't know what
to write about.
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Here, let me see.
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Maybe write about how
one of the tertiary causes
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of the American Revolution
were The Intolerable Acts.
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The British used them as a way to punish
the colonists for the Boston Tea Party.
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Yeah. That's can
actually work.
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Whoa, Gabby, since when have
you become a history buff?
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Hmm.
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I wish you could help me
on my taxes.
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The error is on line 12-A.
It should have been 642.
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And you can't write off
that many mani-pedis.
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That's an audit
waiting to happen.
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You're right!
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What has gotten into you?
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(sneezes)
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Snot.
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Snot's gotten into me.
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I'm a genius.
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(fly buzzing)
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(grunts)
It's getting worse.
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I think...
I smell like death.
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- (raspy cough)
- Yes.
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Your illness does appear
to be getting quite dire.
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Unfortunately, there aren't
any Earth doctors
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versed in Gor-Monite
physiology...
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but I believe I have a solution.
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The dumb... Orb?
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(sighs)
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Orb: Have we considered
letting him pass?
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No one would judge you.
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And I could have his room.
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So there you have it.
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According to my calculations,
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Jeremy's Gor-Monite mucus
flooded my neurons,
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thereby changing
their chemical make-up,
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accelerating synaptic activity,
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and making my brain
more efficient!
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So... you're a genius?
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I think the technical term
is super-genius, but yeah.
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Also, I gotta say,
it feels pretty good.
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Yeah, I know.
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So what now?
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Are you going to use
your newfound intelligence
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to solve the world's problems?
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Hmm? I was thinking of
something a little more fun.
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Gabby: "Guess how many
skulls. Win a free taco."
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One hundred ninety-eight skulls.
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Whoa...
that's exactly right.
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(video game sounds)
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Come to mama.
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??
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(bell rings)
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(bell rings)
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(bell rings)
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(bell dinging)
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(bell ringing)
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I'll take two...
of everything.
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But... that's my taco.
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(crunch)
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Just livin' that genius life.
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Get yourself something nice.
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(beeping)
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Orb: The virus is
progressing rapidly.
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It appears to be lethal.
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Sweet.
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I always wanted to be lethal.
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(sighs) That doesn't
mean you're lethal.
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It means that you may die.
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Is there nothing we can do?
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There are two other options.
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We are not letting him die
so that you can have his room.
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There is one other option.
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An infusion of
healthy Gor-Monite cells
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may energize his own
immune system.
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Brilliant! Uh,
where do we get these healthy cells?
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From you.
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Farewell, Jeremy.
Good luck in the afterlife.
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Arcade prizes!
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Ooh, fresh haircut.
Hey, have a toy.
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Check it.
Who loves ya?
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- There you go.
- Girl: Ooh.
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You're welcome.
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Ooh. Hey, guys.
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You wanna know why
math class was so long?
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Because Mr. Pinchman
went off on a tangent!
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(all laugh)
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Get it? Tangent.
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Yep. So funny.
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But the grown-ups are doing
math now, so... shh.
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The answer is
X equals 30 degrees,
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or one-sixth pi radians.
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Oh,
Gabby. It's so cute the way you try.
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- But I'm pretty sure it's...
- Boy: No, Susie.
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She's correct.
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You're solving extra credit
math problems in your head now?
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I don't know what's gotten
into you, Gabby Duran.
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But something's up.
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Oh, poor salty Susie.
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You're like an obtuse angle...
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never right.
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(all laughing)
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Gabby Duran,
I challenge you to a Math Smack-down!
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A what?
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A Math Smack-down.
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You know, you and me face-off
in a math-based competition.
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It's a thing.
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Yeah, I'm not so sure
that it is.
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She won't do it.
She's cheating or something.
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We all know
Gabby's not that smart.
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Okay, fine.
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You want to have
a Math Smack-down,
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let's have a Math Smack-down.
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But let's make it interesting.
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Loser has to eat
Howard's locker hoagie.
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(gasps)
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- (fly buzzing)
- Boy: That's nasty.
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But I'm saving it
for a special occasion!
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Fine. You're on.
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Tonight.
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I hope everyone's ready to watch
Gabby eat disgusting locker hoagie!
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You're eating the hoagie!
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- You are.
- You are!
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- You are!
- You are!
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You are!
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Hmm.
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I guess we both knew
this day would come.
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(Swift sighs)
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Ooh...
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(sighs)
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Ugh...
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On the one hand,
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Jeremy is my beloved nephew,
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and I am specifically sworn
to look after his well-being.
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I definitely do not
want him to die.
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On the other hand,
that is a very large needle.
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Oh, come on!
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(sighs) Fine, fine.
We'll do the needle.
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Sigh. So long, room.
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(Swift yells)
Oh, my!
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Yeah. (Chuckles)
That's really in the bone.
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I don't know why
I agreed to this.
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Why did I agree to this?
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Ohh! Ooh!
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Well, that was horrible,
but it's over now.
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All right then, Jeremy.
Your turn.
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Jeremy.
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(Jeremy grunts)
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I'm cured.
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It's a miracle.
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No needles for me.
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Hooray!
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(mimicking Susie): "We all
know Gabby's not that smart..."
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Well, let's just see
how much you have to say
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when your mouth's full
of locker hoagie, Susie.
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(sighs)
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What?
(groans)
260
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:04,813
Something wrong?
261
00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:07,522
This thing makes no sense to me.
262
00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:11,152
That makes two of us.
263
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:12,862
What is happening?
264
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:15,443
Give me a math problem!
Any problem!
265
00:13:15,943 --> 00:13:18,652
Uh... okay...
what's 7 times 23?
266
00:13:19,443 --> 00:13:22,272
It's like you're speaking
a different language!
267
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,272
Why can't I count the skulls?
268
00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:37,943
Speak to me!
Speak to me!
269
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,289
(clatter)
270
00:13:41,313 --> 00:13:42,459
It's gone.
271
00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:44,128
My genius is gone.
272
00:13:44,152 --> 00:13:45,272
(sobs)
273
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,459
Okay...
274
00:13:47,483 --> 00:13:50,169
I understand that you're going
through something right now,
275
00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:52,539
but you know you've gotta
clean this up, right?
276
00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:53,902
(groans)
277
00:13:55,272 --> 00:13:56,959
Jeremy, we know you're scared.
278
00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:59,063
But you need this injection.
279
00:13:59,483 --> 00:14:00,919
No way.
280
00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:03,983
Stay back or I'll...
I'll use this!
281
00:14:06,152 --> 00:14:08,772
Uh, that is literally
just a stapler.
282
00:14:10,063 --> 00:14:11,709
This seems like a lot of work.
283
00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:14,193
I say we call it off
and I get his room.
284
00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:16,983
Jeremy, I need your phlegm!
285
00:14:17,603 --> 00:14:19,128
- What?
- Your phlegm!
286
00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,563
Your snot!
Your nose jelly!
287
00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:22,022
- Hit me!
- Now!
288
00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:23,943
(screams)
289
00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:28,709
There, it's done.
290
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:30,272
I'll return to my cubby now.
291
00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:32,402
That's right.
I live here.
292
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:36,063
But sure, let's save
the ungrateful snot factory.
293
00:14:44,772 --> 00:14:46,152
My teeth are back!
294
00:14:46,443 --> 00:14:47,420
Baller!
295
00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:50,039
And we're all
super happy about that!
296
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,248
Now give me some snot.
297
00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:52,498
Sneeze in my face.
298
00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:54,998
No can do, Gabby.
I'm all better now.
299
00:14:55,022 --> 00:14:58,039
No, no, no, no, no.
I need that mucus!
300
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,169
Does anyone mind filling me in
on what's going on here?
301
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,128
I need Jeremy's snot
so I can beat Susie
302
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,878
in a Math Smack-down
and not have to eat
303
00:15:04,902 --> 00:15:07,039
Howard's gross locker hoagie.
304
00:15:07,063 --> 00:15:09,733
Well, I thought he was saving
that for a special occasion.
305
00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:14,789
It just felt so good
to be super smart for once.
306
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:15,998
Preach.
307
00:15:16,022 --> 00:15:18,169
And now I have a Math
Smack-down in a few hours
308
00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:20,169
and I'm gonna look like
a complete idiot
309
00:15:20,193 --> 00:15:21,313
in front of the whole school.
310
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:23,983
I can train you if you want.
311
00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:26,459
- Really?
- But I warn you,
312
00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:28,313
once we start,
there's no going back.
313
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,902
- Are you ready?
- Yes. I'll do anything.
314
00:15:32,313 --> 00:15:34,079
So, what are you thinking?
315
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:35,539
A fun math game?
316
00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:36,669
Or like a cool rap
317
00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:38,103
that helps me divide fractions?
318
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:41,878
Or are you gonna show me all
the places in my everyday life
319
00:15:41,902 --> 00:15:43,248
where I already use math,
320
00:15:43,272 --> 00:15:45,693
and then I'll realize I knew
how to do it all along?
321
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,983
Nope. It's just studying.
322
00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:51,693
Aww.
323
00:15:52,063 --> 00:15:53,498
I thought this was gonna be fun.
324
00:15:53,522 --> 00:15:54,878
There's no other way.
325
00:15:54,902 --> 00:15:56,943
You just have to sit down
and do the work.
326
00:15:57,483 --> 00:16:00,169
But math is the worst!
And I hate studying it!
327
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,998
Oh, I'm sorry.
328
00:16:02,022 --> 00:16:04,443
I thought you didn't want
to eat locker hoagie.
329
00:16:05,362 --> 00:16:06,522
(sighs)
330
00:16:06,943 --> 00:16:07,983
Wrong.
331
00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:09,563
Wrong.
332
00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:11,603
Picture of a flower.
333
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:13,813
Wrong.
334
00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:15,152
Do them again.
335
00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:17,080
But my brain hurts.
336
00:16:17,104 --> 00:16:19,103
Good. That means
it's working.
337
00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:22,902
(snoring)
338
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:25,943
- (blaring)
- Uh...
339
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:29,813
It's time for the Math
Smack-down. Are you ready?
340
00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:32,943
As ready as two hours of
cramming and a cat nap can get you.
341
00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:36,022
(bell dings)
342
00:16:43,063 --> 00:16:44,338
Wow.
343
00:16:44,362 --> 00:16:45,748
I stand corrected.
344
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,152
Math Smack-down
is totally a thing.
345
00:16:49,522 --> 00:16:51,693
These are my people.
346
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:55,772
Mr. Pinchman?
347
00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:57,878
What are you doing here?
348
00:16:57,902 --> 00:16:59,919
It's a Math Smack-down, Gabby.
349
00:16:59,943 --> 00:17:02,733
Plus, I really want to see someone
eat Howard's locker hoagie.
350
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:05,062
I'm cool with it.
351
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,272
It's time.
352
00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:10,748
Welcome, number-heads!
353
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:13,879
Who's ready to Math Smack-down?
354
00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:17,483
(all cheering, applauding)
355
00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:21,812
Tonight we have
the challenger, Gabby Duran...
356
00:17:26,363 --> 00:17:32,578
versus our reigning champion,
Susie "The Doozie" Glover!
357
00:17:32,602 --> 00:17:35,903
(all cheering, applauding)
358
00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:37,483
(booing)
359
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:44,812
Yep, that's a little much.
360
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,129
Cell phones in the basket.
361
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,863
No pictures, no posting,
no cheating.
362
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,879
All right, you both know
the rules.
363
00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:58,339
Actually, I hadn't heard of
a Math Smack-down until, like,
364
00:17:58,363 --> 00:18:01,062
six hours ago, so maybe
run through them quick?
365
00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:02,959
I give you both a math question.
366
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:04,959
First one to answer correctly
gets a point.
367
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,538
Whoever has the most points
after ten questions wins.
368
00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:09,998
Oh, and... I've never
been beaten.
369
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,602
- Audience: Ooh!
- I've never even missed a single question.
370
00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:15,983
Perfect ten to zero, every time.
371
00:18:17,022 --> 00:18:18,748
And most importantly,
372
00:18:18,772 --> 00:18:22,078
loser gets a mouthful
of locker hoagie!
373
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,772
(cheering, applauding)
374
00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:27,903
You're eating that sandwich.
375
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,983
Oof. Smells like
you already did.
376
00:18:33,772 --> 00:18:34,863
Let's do this!
377
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:38,983
First question...
378
00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:43,419
What is the volume of a
six-centimeter diameter sphere?
379
00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:45,983
??
380
00:18:54,312 --> 00:18:55,748
Ninety-seven
centimeters squared.
381
00:18:55,772 --> 00:18:58,312
- You're right!
- (all cheering)
382
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:02,983
(indistinct)
383
00:19:05,272 --> 00:19:08,839
(indistinct)
384
00:19:08,863 --> 00:19:09,903
(indistinct)
385
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:19,709
(indistinct)
386
00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:21,038
(indistinct)
387
00:19:21,062 --> 00:19:23,903
(cheering)
388
00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:29,102
Okay, we're down
to the final question.
389
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,748
The score so far:
390
00:19:30,772 --> 00:19:32,459
Susie... nine.
391
00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:35,443
(cheering)
392
00:19:36,693 --> 00:19:38,483
Gabby... zero.
393
00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:45,403
Told you, Gabby.
Perfect score.
394
00:19:45,903 --> 00:19:46,959
I think she's had enough.
395
00:19:46,983 --> 00:19:47,943
Mercy rule?
396
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:50,733
No way.
I'm finishing this.
397
00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:52,998
Then let's do this!
398
00:19:53,022 --> 00:19:54,443
(cheering)
399
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,363
Your final
question category is...
400
00:19:57,903 --> 00:19:58,983
surface area!
401
00:20:00,193 --> 00:20:01,483
Surface area!
402
00:20:03,772 --> 00:20:04,733
Good luck.
403
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:07,339
You're not going to be able to
stall your way out of this one.
404
00:20:07,363 --> 00:20:08,693
Staller!
405
00:20:09,812 --> 00:20:12,919
Calculate the surface area
of a 7 centimeter
406
00:20:12,943 --> 00:20:17,403
by 10 centimeter by 14
centimeter rectangular prism.
407
00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:20,733
- And...
- Come on, Gabby, you can do this.
408
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:22,998
Begin!
409
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,983
??
410
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:43,733
I've got it!
616 square centimeters!
411
00:20:44,903 --> 00:20:45,812
Correct!
412
00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:47,863
Boom, baby!
413
00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:51,602
(all cheering, applauding)
414
00:20:55,193 --> 00:20:57,959
But...
but my perfect record!
415
00:20:57,983 --> 00:20:58,983
How did you...
416
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:01,419
Simple, really.
I studied.
417
00:21:01,443 --> 00:21:04,233
And now I'm slightly better
at math than I was before.
418
00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:10,078
You did it, Gabby!
419
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,403
I guess studying
really does work!
420
00:21:11,943 --> 00:21:13,602
No! No!
She didn't "do it."
421
00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:15,709
Hello? I still won!
422
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,339
- Nine to one!
- Gabby: Maybe.
423
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,379
But that's one more right than
anyone has ever gotten against you.
424
00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:22,443
And that feels like a win to me.
425
00:21:22,943 --> 00:21:23,903
Come on.
426
00:21:25,272 --> 00:21:27,772
(audience chattering)
427
00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:29,693
What?
428
00:21:30,693 --> 00:21:31,693
Don't you shake your head at me!
429
00:21:32,272 --> 00:21:33,272
I still won!
430
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:36,403
Don't leave.
431
00:21:36,903 --> 00:21:38,233
I'm still "The Doozie."
432
00:21:45,602 --> 00:21:49,312
Please... I've lost
so many teeth.
433
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,248
Should we save him?
434
00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:56,129
He did save me when I was
in this exact same situation.
435
00:21:56,153 --> 00:21:58,653
Or we can let nature
take its course.
436
00:22:00,102 --> 00:22:02,772
He does have the best room
in the house.
437
00:22:03,193 --> 00:22:05,062
Yes, he does.
438
00:22:07,443 --> 00:22:09,812
This blanket is too scratchy!
439
00:22:10,812 --> 00:22:13,102
He's such a baby when he's sick.
440
00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:17,459
This is going to be epic.
441
00:22:17,483 --> 00:22:19,233
I bet she's gonna barf.
I bet...
442
00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:23,363
- (gasps)
- Gabby: Not bad.
443
00:22:24,602 --> 00:22:25,772
Could use a little mustard.
444
00:22:29,772 --> 00:22:30,879
Olivia: Next time
445
00:22:30,903 --> 00:22:32,629
on Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...
446
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:35,209
Gabby: Our first school
dance is in two days.
447
00:22:35,233 --> 00:22:38,538
It's supposed to be the most
fun night of our lives.
448
00:22:38,562 --> 00:22:40,709
Now I'm gonna be a third
wheel to Wes and Rhonda.
449
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:42,788
She's weird when
it's just me and her.
450
00:22:42,812 --> 00:22:44,578
Please don't back out on me.
451
00:22:44,602 --> 00:22:45,693
The name's Joey Panther.
452
00:22:46,562 --> 00:22:47,772
Will you...
453
00:22:48,602 --> 00:22:49,733
go to the dance with me?
454
00:22:51,363 --> 00:22:54,602
(theme music playing)
455
00:23:20,153 --> 00:23:20,863
Man:
Gorgeous!
456
00:23:20,913 --> 00:23:25,463
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