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Okay, no reason to flip out.
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So we received
a mysterious note that says,
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"I know your secret."
So what?
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That doesn't necessarily mean
they know...
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that I babysit aliens.
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That's true.
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They could know
one of your other secrets.
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Like that my middle toe
is longer than my big toe.
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Or that you once
dropped your phone
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into that dirty
restaurant toilet
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- and you had to reach...
- Ah ah ah!
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We agreed we'd never
mention that again.
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(scoffs)
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You know what, I'm not worried.
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This note maker
don't know nothin'.
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Yeah.
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You hear that,
anonymous note maker?
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You ain't got nothin'
on Gabby D and Wescon Five!
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We run this town!
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W-w-wait. Hold up.
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What does it say?
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"I know your secret...
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about the aliens."
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Can I be honest?
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You wish this was about
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the dirty restaurant
toilet phone?
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I wish this was about
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the dirty restaurant
toilet phone.
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(theme song playing)
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? Oh, yeah ?
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? I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ?
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? Fit in like summer
and an icicle ?
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? Don't fight it,
just be an original ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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? I roller skate
outside the lines ?
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? When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ?
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? It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ?
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? One of a, one of a kind ?
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? So anytime I feel
some type of way ?
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? Don't understand
the human race ?
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? So what, so what, so what ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? You do your thing,
You do your thing ?
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? When we don't fit in ?
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? We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ?
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? Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ?
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? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ?
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I can't believe it.
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First, your parents find
your journal and now this?
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It'd be nice to have one day
without having to worry
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about the world
finding out that I...
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bake bananas.
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Bake bananas?
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What are you talking about?
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It's code for,
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you know.
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Babysitting aliens.
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Oh!
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I get it.
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Well, let's maybe find
a new code word.
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Because what kind of psychopath
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just bakes bananas?
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I just don't get it.
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Who could it be from?
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I mean, a banana bread
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or something I could see.
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Enough with the bananas!
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Jeremy!
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He's always
pulling pranks, right?
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I bet this is him
just messing with us.
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Messing with you guys?
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Don't you think I have
better things to do
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than write you some stupid note?
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Uh...
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like what?
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Like finishing
this portrait of me
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enjoying a big ol' plate
of nachos.
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That brush work.
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Okay, that is
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way better than I expected.
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But if you didn't
write the note,
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then who did?
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I don't know.
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Maybe one of the other aliens
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you babysit is messing with you?
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I bet a lot of them
don't like you.
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You know,
'cause of the weird smell.
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I told you, that's just soap.
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And you're wrong,
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because anyone who's ever been
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in the same room
with me loves me.
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Still though,
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I guess it's worth checking out.
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And you have to promise
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not to tell Swift
about any of this.
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He just found out
Wesley knows about aliens.
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If he finds out about this,
he's gonna freak.
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But I'm no good
at keeping secrets!
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The stress makes
the hair follicles
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on my face go crazy.
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I literally grow a mustache!
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Okay, I'm still learning
about all this alien stuff,
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but that doesn't seem like
a real thing to me.
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Come on, Wes, let's go check
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on the other aliens.
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It's not Fish Boy Stuart!
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Not warrior girl Kali!
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Ow.
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Even though
you don't speak English,
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can't be seen in public,
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and were born
in an alternate dimension.
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- Did you send this note?
- (grunts)
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(gasps)
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I'm gonna guess that's a no.
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Wes, don't eat that.
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Jeremy's portrait: You'll
never keep the secret, Jeremy.
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Yes, I will.
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Jeremy's portrait:
No, you won't.
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You're going to tell Swift
the whole thing.
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Shut it, portrait!
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I am the master of my mouth
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and the things that it says!
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Nothing weird's happening!
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Jeremy, a word.
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I feel terrible
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about how I lied to you
and Gabby about leaving Earth.
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And I feel even worse
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thinking about how hurt
you would have been
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when some arbitrary Gor-Mon
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replaced me as your caretaker.
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I would have been fine.
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No, nonsense.
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To make it up to you,
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I propose we spend
the rest of the day
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strengthening our
uncle-nephew bond.
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And I'd like to begin,
uh, by sharing
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some of my most
coveted secrets with you.
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You know...
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I actually feel
pretty bonded already.
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How about we just shut up
for ten hours?
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(inhales deeply)
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Secret one of 158.
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I was nine years old
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when I saw my mother's blob form
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emerge from
the humidity chamber...
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Okay, it's not any
of the aliens I babysit.
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Wes, I'm starting
to get worried.
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What if someone really does
know that aliens live here,
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and it's all my fault?
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What if I really screwed
this thing up?
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Gabby. Relax.
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There's no need to panic.
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Even if someone
out there does know,
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they don't have any evidence.
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- Yeah.
- (cell phone beeps)
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What's up?
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It's a video message
from a blocked number.
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(gasps)
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(cell phone beeps)
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Gabby: "You have until 8 p.m.
to quit your babysitting job
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"or this video goes public
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and the world will know
your secret."
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Is it time to panic yet?
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Oh, yeah.
Definitely panic-time.
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These are our suspects...
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Each person here has a reason,
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A.K.A. motive,
to ruin my life.
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What's with the hats?
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Gabby: The hats show
how much they don't like me.
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The more hats, the more dislike.
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Obviously.
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Who's that?
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Ms. Choi,
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the Librarian.
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Six years ago, I forgot
to return Hopi:
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A Story of Desert Gardeners
to the library,
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and she's had it out
for me ever since.
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She's a suspect, Gabby.
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Probably our top one.
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Oh-kay!
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Olivia: Hey, Gabby.
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(door opens)
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- Can you help me with...
- Sorry, Liv!
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Big girl stuff.
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Olivia:
You are a rude person!
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(cell phone beeps)
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Okay, so we have a little
under eight hours
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before they go public.
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We have to catch
whoever did this before then.
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What happens if we
don't catch them?
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(men shouting indistinctly)
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How could you, Gabby?
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This is all your fault, Gabby!
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I was wrong to choose you
as our babysitter.
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You've put all your
alien friends in danger!
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You are so not baller!
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That's not an option.
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Come on, Wes.
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We've got some
investigating to do.
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Get your fries!
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Every cup sold
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helps a displaced
potato farmer in Quebec!
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??
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Oh!
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A-ha!
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Got you, Jace!
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Oh! I am cramping.
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I'm cramping real bad!
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- Oh!
- It was you, wasn't it?
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It was! It was me!
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- I did it!
- I knew it!
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Boom. Case closed.
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(squeaky voice):
Good job, Gabby!
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Ah! It feels like
someone just took
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an ice pick straight to my quad!
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You really thought
you could stop me
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from babysitting, didn't you?
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Babysitting?
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How would what I did
stop you from babysitting?
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Because you...
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Wait...
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why do you think
we chased you down?
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The silent but deadly
in algebra?
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I squeaked one out
and blamed it on you.
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It was a truly sick burn.
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Oh, brother.
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Come on.
This lead's a bust,
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and we're running out of time.
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Yes, right behind you.
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Oh, oh.
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I could've saved him,
but I didn't.
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Sometimes when I close my eyes,
I can still see his face...
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pleading with me.
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"Not like this.
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Not like this!"
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(gasps, sighs)
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Well, that's all of my secrets!
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Oh!
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Isn't bonding wonderful?
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Care to share any secrets
of your own?
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Nah. I'm good.
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Are you sure?
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I must say,
it really is quite cathartic.
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There must be something
you'd like to share with me.
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Nope. Nothing.
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Jeremy, do you have...
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Is there something on your face?
250
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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I really feel like
there's something
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you want to tell me.
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Nope.
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Oh, I see what this is about.
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You're still upset
with me, aren't you?
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I was a fool to think
revealing my own secrets
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would be enough.
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Clearly what we need
is more bonding.
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Hmm?
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I hope you're ready to do
a lot of trust falls.
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I trust you!
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(thud)
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I know it was you
who sent the note!
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Uh, Gabby,
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you're pointing super close
to Susie's face.
266
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,056
You wanna back off a little bit?
267
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,620
I'll point as close
as I wanna point!
268
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:56,330
Okay, this is weird,
269
00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:59,306
but I guess I should've
seen that coming
270
00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:01,596
when you asked me to meet you
in the school boiler room.
271
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,596
Obviously, something is going
very wrong in your life,
272
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,515
which I can't say
I'm too sad about,
273
00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:09,379
considering how you ruined my
perfect babysitting reputation.
274
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:13,289
But, no, I definitely did not
send you any notes.
275
00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:14,807
And If I had,
276
00:11:14,831 --> 00:11:15,895
it would've been on my
277
00:11:15,919 --> 00:11:17,669
personalized stationery.
278
00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:23,186
(sniffs)
Is that... vanilla?
279
00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:24,750
Is that... vanilla?
280
00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:26,620
It's Tahitian Mint.
281
00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:28,379
Do you even smell?
282
00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:30,379
A good day to you.
283
00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:37,289
So...
284
00:11:37,879 --> 00:11:38,976
I guess it wasn't Susie.
285
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,765
Ugh, I know!
286
00:11:40,789 --> 00:11:42,645
We've spent all day
eliminating suspects
287
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,646
and we've got nothing.
288
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:44,750
(cell phone beeps)
289
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,976
And now there's only a few hours
290
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,556
until everyone knows
about aliens,
291
00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:50,976
and Swift and Jeremy
are carted off
292
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,500
by government officials
in hazmat suits!
293
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:54,830
What are we gonna do?
294
00:11:55,289 --> 00:11:57,145
(cell phone rings)
295
00:11:57,169 --> 00:11:59,169
Ugh. Why is my mom calling?
296
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Hey, Mom, what's up?
297
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,000
What?
298
00:12:10,081 --> 00:12:12,976
"Gabby is a liar.
Ask her about her babysitting?"
299
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,177
Seriously?
300
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,476
Now they're messing
with my family?
301
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,201
What are you
talking about? Who?
302
00:12:17,621 --> 00:12:18,636
Uh...
303
00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,621
Is there something
you need to tell me?
304
00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:23,177
No, Mom.
Everything is fine.
305
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,807
You're hiding something from me.
306
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,386
I can tell by that nervous
307
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:28,040
sweat mustache
on your upper lip.
308
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:30,886
Yep.
309
00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:32,516
I'm not hiding anything!
310
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,516
I just have important things
I need to take care of,
311
00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:36,717
and you're keeping me here
for no reason at all.
312
00:12:36,741 --> 00:12:38,347
So, I need to go!
313
00:12:38,371 --> 00:12:39,290
I'm going!
314
00:12:39,741 --> 00:12:41,717
You do not talk to me like that.
315
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:43,597
I don't know
what's gotten into you,
316
00:12:43,621 --> 00:12:45,097
but I think you need
to go up to your room
317
00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:46,927
and do not come down
until you're ready
318
00:12:46,951 --> 00:12:48,057
to be honest with me.
319
00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:49,927
- Mom!
- Now.
320
00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:51,976
And do not even think
about sneaking out
321
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,121
'cause I'll be checking on you
every 20 minutes!
322
00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:00,766
(door slams shut)
323
00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:01,807
(sighs heavily)
324
00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:03,807
(beeping)
325
00:13:03,831 --> 00:13:04,790
(cell phone beeps)
326
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,910
"Tick Tock, Gabby."
327
00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:14,136
What're you looking at,
mannequin-librarian?
328
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,557
You think you're better than me?
329
00:13:15,581 --> 00:13:16,790
Well, you're not!
330
00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:22,886
Fine.
Maybe you are.
331
00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:24,177
I can't even figure out who sent
332
00:13:24,201 --> 00:13:25,540
a stupid piece of paper.
333
00:13:28,831 --> 00:13:30,976
(beeping)
334
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:31,887
(sighs)
335
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,476
(cell phone ringing)
336
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,387
Hey, Wes, what's up?
337
00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:37,040
Gabby, you're not gonna
believe this.
338
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,597
I got a lead.
339
00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:39,677
What? What is it?
340
00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:41,177
Okay, so, I have this
341
00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:42,557
amateur fingerprinting kit
342
00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:44,136
and I thought
I'd give it a shot,
343
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:48,427
and I was able to pull
two fingerprints off the note!
344
00:13:48,451 --> 00:13:50,886
- No way. That's awesome!
- Yeah, so.
345
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:53,307
I bribed my uncle
who's a cop with donuts...
346
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,016
It's not just
a stereotype, Gabby!
347
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,057
- Cops really do love donuts!
- And?
348
00:13:57,081 --> 00:13:58,516
One of the prints
couldn't be identified,
349
00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:01,040
but the other one belonged
to none other than...
350
00:14:01,451 --> 00:14:03,951
Ms. Choi the librarian!
351
00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:06,636
I told you she had it
out for me!
352
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,081
Man, it feels good to be right!
353
00:14:09,201 --> 00:14:12,347
Or... whoever sent the note
used paper from the library.
354
00:14:12,371 --> 00:14:13,807
We can find another clue there.
355
00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:15,766
But we don't have much time.
I'll meet you there.
356
00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:16,581
Yeah.
357
00:14:19,871 --> 00:14:22,871
Now to figure out how
to sneak out of this room...
358
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,428
Yello?
359
00:14:26,452 --> 00:14:27,597
Hey, what are you doing?
360
00:14:27,621 --> 00:14:29,451
Swift and I have been bonding.
361
00:14:30,121 --> 00:14:31,201
It's awful.
362
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,847
He got us matching outfits.
363
00:14:33,871 --> 00:14:35,976
Can you come over
and help me with something?
364
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,928
Like, right now?
365
00:14:36,952 --> 00:14:38,371
I'll be right over.
366
00:14:39,201 --> 00:14:40,581
(doorbell rings)
367
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:43,871
Hello?
368
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:47,500
Hello?
369
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:51,741
Hello?
370
00:14:58,951 --> 00:15:01,081
(buzzing)
371
00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:20,451
Whoa.
What happened to you?
372
00:15:21,201 --> 00:15:23,636
This is what keeping
your secret looks like.
373
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:26,807
- (grunts) Here. Eat this.
- Why?
374
00:15:26,831 --> 00:15:28,516
No time to explain!
375
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,871
Eat my hair!
376
00:15:38,331 --> 00:15:39,951
Man, we look dope.
377
00:15:40,621 --> 00:15:41,951
I feel dope!
378
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,371
No. Never do that again.
379
00:15:54,701 --> 00:15:56,097
(grunts) All right.
380
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,427
Now stay here and cover for me
until I get back.
381
00:15:58,451 --> 00:15:59,557
Sounds good.
382
00:15:59,581 --> 00:16:00,717
I'll just be here rummaging
383
00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:01,847
through your personal items.
384
00:16:01,871 --> 00:16:02,808
Do whatever you want.
385
00:16:02,832 --> 00:16:04,621
Just don't let my mom know
that I'm not you...
386
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,266
or that you're not me.
387
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,410
Or... you get it.
388
00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:13,241
Dina: Gabby?
What's going on up there?
389
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,081
Uh, my butt?
390
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:32,427
- Ah!
- Hello, Wesley.
391
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:33,677
Are you here to return
392
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,677
Hopi: A Story
of Desert Gardeners?
393
00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:40,976
No, Ms. Choi,
I already told you I lost it.
394
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,241
I'm here to ask you
why you sent us this?
395
00:16:47,121 --> 00:16:48,581
I have no idea what that is.
396
00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:51,847
But I do recognize
those letters.
397
00:16:51,871 --> 00:16:53,677
You do? From where?
398
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,097
Someone has been cutting them
399
00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:57,831
out of the free magazines
in the study area.
400
00:16:58,331 --> 00:16:59,290
Thanks, Ms. Choi!
401
00:17:01,871 --> 00:17:04,307
You will return my book, Wesley!
402
00:17:04,331 --> 00:17:06,291
No paperback left behind!
403
00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:19,910
Look.
404
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,660
Gabby:
"Time is almost up."
405
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,121
The glue's wet.
406
00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:33,081
They're still in the library!
407
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:34,740
(cloth flapping)
408
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,121
Over there.
409
00:18:27,621 --> 00:18:28,621
Got ya.
410
00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:40,450
No... way.
411
00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,410
Hi, Gabby.
412
00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:47,541
(clears throat)
413
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:51,331
So wait,
414
00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:53,716
how did you find out that
I was babysitting aliens?
415
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,767
How could I not find out?
416
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:56,660
(door opens)
417
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:03,700
Ugh! Why did I take a job
babysitting aliens?
418
00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:12,767
Okay, well, in my defense,
419
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:14,910
it's really hard to tell
when you're in a room.
420
00:19:15,581 --> 00:19:17,886
But why do you want me to stop?
421
00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:20,081
Because aliens are scary.
422
00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:23,081
And I don't want you
to get hurt, Gabby.
423
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,541
Okay, well,
424
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:26,847
I get that, I guess.
425
00:19:26,871 --> 00:19:29,517
But you could've just come
and talked to me.
426
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:31,386
So you could tell me
it's "big girl stuff"
427
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,291
and slam the door
in my face again?
428
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,121
I wanted you to listen.
429
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,597
Yeah. I guess I haven't been
a great sister lately.
430
00:19:41,621 --> 00:19:42,598
(scoffs)
431
00:19:42,622 --> 00:19:44,450
Probably would've
blackmailed me, too.
432
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:49,517
You know what,
let me make it up to you.
433
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:52,041
I think you're ready
for some big girl stuff.
434
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,041
I want to show you something.
435
00:20:00,581 --> 00:20:03,477
This is crazy!
436
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:04,621
Two Gabbys?
437
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,291
It's just like that
recurring dream I have!
438
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,450
And that nightmare.
439
00:20:17,081 --> 00:20:18,216
Whoa!
440
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,097
Hey, I'm Jeremy.
441
00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:21,081
What's your name?
442
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,847
I'm Olivia.
443
00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:26,267
You know, you smell kinda bad,
444
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,240
but...
445
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,477
you're not really that scary.
446
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:31,871
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
447
00:20:33,081 --> 00:20:34,541
It was nice meeting you.
448
00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:38,977
(buzzing)
449
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:40,847
See, I told you,
450
00:20:40,871 --> 00:20:42,597
nothing to be afraid of.
451
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:43,767
Dina: Hey, Gabby,
452
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,871
sorry if I was so hard
on you earlier.
453
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,477
Here are those nachos
that you wanted.
454
00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:49,557
What nachos?
455
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,477
Oh!
I mean, thanks.
456
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,017
Mmm!
457
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,676
So, now that
some time has passed,
458
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,347
is there anything
you want to tell me
459
00:20:57,371 --> 00:20:58,557
about that note?
460
00:20:58,581 --> 00:20:59,450
Or who sent it?
461
00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:02,660
- Uh...
- It was me.
462
00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:06,847
I sent the note about
Gabby's babysitting.
463
00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:07,871
Really?
464
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:09,950
Why would you do that?
465
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,121
Sister stuff.
466
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:15,331
It's complicated.
467
00:21:16,581 --> 00:21:18,926
You two are very strange.
468
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:21,081
Well, I'll be downstairs
if you need anything.
469
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,291
Uh... no.
470
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,386
(sneezes)
471
00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:34,291
Gabby: Next time on Gabby
Duran and the Unsittables...
472
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,386
Jeremy's Gor-Monite mucus
flooded my neurons,
473
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:38,977
accelerating synaptic activity
474
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:40,307
and making my brain
more efficient.
475
00:21:40,331 --> 00:21:42,477
So... you're a genius?
476
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:45,136
Gabby Duran, I challenge you
to a math smackdown.
477
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,716
Loser gets a mouthful
of locker hoagie!
478
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,517
But I'm gonna look like
a complete idiot
479
00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:51,597
in front of the whole school.
480
00:21:51,621 --> 00:21:52,581
Speak to me!
481
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,331
(theme music playing)
482
00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:23,700
Man:
Gorgeous!
483
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:28,300
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