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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:03,619 ?? 2 00:00:03,620 --> 00:00:06,209 And why are you watching an egg? 3 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:08,538 It's some kind of alien pet, I guess. 4 00:00:08,539 --> 00:00:10,918 The owners are on vacation in another galaxy, 5 00:00:10,919 --> 00:00:13,879 predpolaga se 4e trqbva da predpoloja on it for the next couple weeks. 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,288 But don't get too excited, 7 00:00:15,289 --> 00:00:17,499 it's not supposed to hatch or anything until they get back. 8 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:18,670 (egg cracking) 9 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,878 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes! 10 00:00:23,879 --> 00:00:25,288 Witnessing an alien birth? 11 00:00:25,289 --> 00:00:27,620 This is so high on my bucket list! 12 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,169 Come on, little guy! You can do it! 13 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:32,000 Push! Push! 14 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,420 (squawking) 15 00:00:37,039 --> 00:00:38,078 Wow. 16 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,038 The miracle of life is... 17 00:00:40,039 --> 00:00:41,169 (trills) 18 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:42,750 super ugly. 19 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:47,119 Don't listen to her, buddy. You're adorable! 20 00:00:48,039 --> 00:00:49,579 I'm gonna name you Wesley Jr. 21 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:54,079 (theme song playing) 22 00:00:57,210 --> 00:00:58,789 ? Oh, yeah ? 23 00:01:00,619 --> 00:01:02,959 ? I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ? 24 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,119 ? Fit in like summer and an icicle ? 25 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,208 ? Don't fight it, just be an original ? 26 00:01:07,209 --> 00:01:08,999 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 27 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,078 ? I roller skate outside the lines ? 28 00:01:11,079 --> 00:01:12,959 ? When I try to stay in, it's no surprise ? 29 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,119 ? It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind ? 30 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,169 ? One of a, one of a kind ? 31 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:19,578 ? So anytime I feel some type of way ? 32 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,379 ? Don't understand the human race ? 33 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:25,619 ? So what, so what, so what ? 34 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:27,619 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 35 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,788 ? You do your thing, You do your thing ? 36 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:31,329 ? When we don't fit in ? 37 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,999 ? We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud ? 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,078 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 39 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:38,169 ? I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ? 40 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:40,169 ? Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in ? 41 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:42,960 ? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ? 42 00:01:43,789 --> 00:01:46,039 (squawking) 43 00:01:46,579 --> 00:01:49,289 Gabby: Hey, buddy, who's your favorite baby-sitter. 44 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,420 (pulsing) 45 00:01:54,210 --> 00:01:56,000 Whoa, what was that? 46 00:01:56,539 --> 00:01:58,960 I'm not sure, but I have an idea. 47 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,579 Try petting him. 48 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:02,790 Oh-Kay... 49 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,958 (pulsing, rumbling) 50 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,038 Yup, just like I thought. 51 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:10,788 It looks like Wesley Jr. emits strong vibrational energy 52 00:02:10,789 --> 00:02:11,960 when he gets upset. 53 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,419 Don't you, guy? 54 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,710 (cooing) 55 00:02:19,079 --> 00:02:20,538 Alien earthquake bird? 56 00:02:20,539 --> 00:02:21,920 I guess we gotta keep it happy then! 57 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:26,119 Also... how dare you like Wesley more than me! (Scoffs) 58 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,250 (cooing) 59 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:32,460 ?? 60 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,620 ? The night is all about you ? 61 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,079 ? Just go on and have what you want ? 62 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:54,670 ? And do anything that you'd like to ? 63 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:59,079 ? Oh, you don't even have to stop, no ? 64 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,119 ? Set the world on fire... ? 65 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,079 (pulsing, rumbling) 66 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:12,039 ? So do whatever you like It's your right... ? 67 00:03:12,669 --> 00:03:13,419 (pulsing, rumbling stops) 68 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:14,499 ? You got the stars in your eyes ? 69 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,878 ? Let them shine ? 70 00:03:15,879 --> 00:03:18,459 ? And set the world on fire ? 71 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,209 ? Light up the sky ? 72 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:21,789 (snoring softly) 73 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,288 All right, a little shading on the beak there. 74 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,710 Oh, that's nice. 75 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:31,170 - Wesley, you have outdone yourself. - (door opens) 76 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:32,620 (door closes) 77 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,038 (sighs) 78 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,000 I don't know what's worse: 79 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:36,959 Getting puked on by an alien bird 80 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,960 or having to wear this shirt. 81 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:41,000 - What you working on? - Check it out. 82 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,619 I've been working on a field journal 83 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,379 with everything we've learned so far about aliens. 84 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:48,539 Oh-Kay. 85 00:03:49,079 --> 00:03:50,829 You realize we have to burn this, right? 86 00:03:51,329 --> 00:03:53,249 What? No! Why? 87 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,038 Because this alien stuff is top secret, Wes! 88 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:57,210 What if someone found this? 89 00:03:57,789 --> 00:04:00,038 Or what if Swift found out I told you? 90 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:01,080 I could lose my job! 91 00:04:02,669 --> 00:04:03,830 Is this all there is? 92 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,710 Yes and no. 93 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:08,419 Yes, this is all there is of this journal. 94 00:04:09,289 --> 00:04:10,879 Wes... 95 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,000 There's... two more. 96 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:17,669 (music playing on laptop) 97 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:19,708 I do not get it. 98 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:21,328 - You don't get what? - Nothing. 99 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:24,828 Just a guy on the street saw me and said he didn't like 100 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,749 my Dina Duran human interest segments on the news. 101 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,500 Who cares what he thinks? It's just one guy, right? 102 00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:34,878 Well... when I said, "On the street," 103 00:04:34,879 --> 00:04:37,708 I meant, "In my office." And when I said, "One guy," 104 00:04:37,709 --> 00:04:39,670 - I really meant, "My boss." - Olivia: Oh. 105 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,878 - That's bad. - Dina: Yeah. 106 00:04:42,879 --> 00:04:44,878 The ratings for my segments haven't been great. 107 00:04:44,879 --> 00:04:47,289 And if I can't figure out why my feel-good pieces 108 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:49,499 are making people feel bad, I might get cancelled. 109 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,078 Ooh! Can I help? 110 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:53,119 I love solving work problems. 111 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,828 They're so much weightier 112 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:56,790 and more complex than school problems. 113 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,958 Actually, I could really use an outside opinion. 114 00:04:59,959 --> 00:05:01,919 Yes! I hope you're ready 115 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,879 for some loving-but-honest criticism! 116 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,250 Okay. 117 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:09,920 Trust me... 118 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,709 this is for the best. 119 00:05:12,709 --> 00:05:13,750 Do we have to? 120 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,378 I put a lot of work into these. 121 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:18,328 Every alien experience, every story you ever told me... 122 00:05:18,329 --> 00:05:20,499 All the more reason we have to get rid of it! 123 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,169 Now where are your matches? Huh? 124 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:23,829 Nope. Can't do it. 125 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:26,328 Hey! Give me those! 126 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:28,709 - I won't show anyone! - I can't risk it! 127 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:31,878 You're forgetting: I'm a little bigger than you. 128 00:05:31,879 --> 00:05:33,919 You're forgetting: I fight dirty. 129 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,790 Whoa! 130 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:36,749 - (screaming) - (Wesley grunting) 131 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,328 - Give me those! - No! 132 00:05:38,329 --> 00:05:40,039 They're my journals! 133 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,420 (both grunting) 134 00:05:43,579 --> 00:05:46,789 I'm the one who babysits aliens, it's my decision! 135 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:48,378 Stop freaking out! 136 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:49,919 No one's gonna find out! 137 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,000 Man: Find out about what? 138 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:02,709 Hey. Mr. and Mrs., uh, Wesley's parents. 139 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:09,750 There you are! 140 00:06:10,209 --> 00:06:11,669 What happened with your parents? 141 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:12,709 Bah! Don't worry about it. 142 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,750 My parents don't think the aliens are real. 143 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:17,289 But they do think that I think they're real. 144 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:18,878 So I've got an appointment with 145 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,878 the school guidance counselor this afternoon 146 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,250 to discuss my "cry for help." 147 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,749 Wes, this is bad. 148 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:25,750 I know. 149 00:06:25,751 --> 00:06:27,828 Terry keeps a big bowl of butterscotch candies 150 00:06:27,829 --> 00:06:30,499 on his desk, and I have, like, zero self-control... 151 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,829 No! Now another person is gonna see the journal! 152 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:35,749 You really screwed this up! 153 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,790 Me? This is your fault, you know! 154 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:39,749 No one would have found anything 155 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,789 if you hadn't tried to make me destroy my life's work. 156 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:44,750 Well, then you shouldn't have been keeping journals in the first place! 157 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:46,828 You know what? 158 00:06:46,829 --> 00:06:48,499 I'm starting to think you shouldn't help me babysit anymore. 159 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,708 Well, you know what? 160 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,920 I'm starting to think I shouldn't help you babysit anymore! 161 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:54,790 - I just said that! - I just said that! 162 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,499 Wesley Jr. likes me more than you. 163 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,709 (gasps) 164 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:01,670 How dare you! 165 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:08,208 Your parents are very worried. 166 00:07:08,209 --> 00:07:09,878 And looking at some of these pages, 167 00:07:09,879 --> 00:07:11,170 I'd have to agree. 168 00:07:12,209 --> 00:07:13,500 These images are... 169 00:07:15,209 --> 00:07:16,709 somewhat disturbing. 170 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:23,420 They are? 171 00:07:23,421 --> 00:07:25,208 Just in the drawing skill. 172 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:27,670 You're 13. You really should be a better artist. 173 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:29,920 So, Wesley. 174 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:34,669 These "Gor-Mons" you imagine. Do they talk to you or... 175 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:35,878 What? 176 00:07:35,879 --> 00:07:38,620 No, they don't talk to me. It's all make-believe. 177 00:07:39,579 --> 00:07:41,329 Kinda like your own imaginary fantasy world. 178 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:43,120 Exactly! 179 00:07:44,709 --> 00:07:45,920 Well, I can relate to that. 180 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:48,919 I, too, enjoy the world of pretend. 181 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,499 Only for me, it's a vaguely medieval realm 182 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,378 where I'm called Prince Terry 183 00:07:53,379 --> 00:07:55,959 and I rule a kingdom of centaurs. 184 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:00,499 You know, people-horses? 185 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,579 (horse neighs) 186 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:02,750 Cool. 187 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:12,619 (gasping) 188 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:13,879 Terry: Wesley, you seem just fine to me. 189 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:15,708 I see no reason why we need to... 190 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:18,208 Okay, Terry, I'll take over from here. 191 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:21,119 Principal Swift. This isn't your jurisdiction. 192 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,578 I was just dismissing young Wesley here... 193 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:24,669 And I was just remembering 194 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,499 when you and your dress-up buddies 195 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,878 used the school gymnasium 196 00:08:27,879 --> 00:08:30,419 for an unauthorized people-horse battle. 197 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:31,879 (horse neighs) 198 00:08:32,289 --> 00:08:33,289 Good luck to you! 199 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,709 (ominous music plays) 200 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:39,668 (breathing heavily) 201 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:40,539 So, Wesley. 202 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,789 - Let's talk, shall we? - Wesley: Sure. 203 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,580 Hey, here's a topic: 204 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,579 You ever notice how "flammable" 205 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,460 and "inflammable" mean the same thing? 206 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:52,750 That's weird. (chuckles nervously) 207 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:55,538 Here's another topic: 208 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:59,580 Aliens and what you know about them. 209 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,080 (swallows audibly) 210 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,619 Dina: (on laptop) So if you need a new cat groomer, 211 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:08,288 you paws-itively can't go wrong. 212 00:09:08,289 --> 00:09:10,079 For Local 6, I'm Dina Duran. 213 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,500 And the ball's in your court. 214 00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:14,249 So if you're looking for a fun afternoon, 215 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,459 park yourself at the park. 216 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:18,079 For Local 6, I'm Dina Duran. 217 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,960 And the ball's in your court. 218 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:24,039 So it turns out the smell was just a lot of squirrels. 219 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:27,539 For Local 6, I'm Dina Duran. And the ball's in your court. 220 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,460 See? Look, they're great! 221 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,788 - Uh, no. - No? 222 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:36,669 "The ball's in your court"? What ball? Whose court? 223 00:09:37,669 --> 00:09:39,620 I say this with all the love I can: 224 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:41,879 That's straight trash. 225 00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:45,620 Okay. So it's the sign-off. 226 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,619 Okay, mija. We have to come up with something new. 227 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:50,620 Um... how about this? 228 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,039 I'm Dina Duran. And that's the ticket. 229 00:09:57,039 --> 00:09:59,960 I thought you were going to take this seriously. 230 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,460 (sighs) 231 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:05,918 "Everything's fine, 232 00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:07,919 Terry's got butterscotch." 233 00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:10,580 It's like he's trying to get me found... 234 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,079 (squawking) 235 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,169 out. 236 00:10:17,669 --> 00:10:18,460 Whoa. 237 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,210 Wesley Jr.? 238 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,669 - (squawks) - You grew up quick. 239 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,418 (thud) 240 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:27,499 (crashes) 241 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,829 Hey, would you cool it? 242 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,788 The neighbors are gonna complain and then what am I gonna say? 243 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:34,710 (squawking, pulsing) 244 00:10:35,419 --> 00:10:37,668 Okay, let's just, uh, find something you like. 245 00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:38,500 You like songs? 246 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,579 (clears throat) 247 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:43,459 ? Go to sleep, giant bird ? 248 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:46,709 ? And stop shaking the house ? 249 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:47,959 (screeches) 250 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,539 I liked you so much better when you were an egg. 251 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,120 You weren't like this yesterday for me and Wes... 252 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,120 You miss Wes. 253 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,619 Where did you get your info 254 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,500 for this journal of yours? 255 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,418 I don't know what you're talking about. 256 00:11:06,419 --> 00:11:07,750 I think you do. 257 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,959 And we're not leaving this school 258 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,499 until you tell me. 259 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,419 I have got all day. 260 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:21,169 My life is quite... empty. 261 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,789 Shall we begin? 262 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,119 Okay, Wesley. 263 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,750 It's been an hour. 264 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:37,038 Let's up the ante, shall we? 265 00:11:37,039 --> 00:11:37,919 (chuckles) 266 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,249 Don't mind me, I'm just going to set down 267 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,499 this steaming hot plate of fettuccine Alfredo. 268 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,999 I'm not hungry. 269 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,459 I just had a bunch of butterscotches. 270 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,960 It's not for you. 271 00:11:50,539 --> 00:11:51,669 It's for me. 272 00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:54,499 To eat in front of you, 273 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:58,120 slowly... and loudly. 274 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,500 Mmm. 275 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,039 (slurps) Mmm... 276 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,210 Oh! Mmm. 277 00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,538 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 278 00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:14,378 You're a monster. 279 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,378 Just tell me what you know, 280 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:18,829 and all of this goes away. 281 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:19,789 (evil laughter) 282 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:24,418 - (pulsing) - Hey, little guy. 283 00:12:24,419 --> 00:12:26,168 I'm your buddy, Wesley. 284 00:12:26,169 --> 00:12:28,378 Look, I'm wearing my coat. 285 00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,919 Remember what great pals we are? 286 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:34,330 Why don't you just sit down and we'll figure out how to... 287 00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:36,080 (screeches) 288 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,378 Okay, fine. I'm not Wesley. I know that! 289 00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:44,379 But Wesley did a very dumb thing and so he can't be here anymore! 290 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,168 So, sorry, but he isn't coming! All right? 291 00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:50,749 So just chill the heck out! 292 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,418 - (screeching) - (pulsing, rumbling) 293 00:12:54,419 --> 00:12:56,459 - (glass shattering) - (gasping) 294 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:59,169 (pulsing, rumbling continue) 295 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:07,750 (screeching) 296 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,393 I'm sorry I yelled at you, 297 00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:12,935 but will you just stop already? 298 00:13:14,805 --> 00:13:15,935 Ah! 299 00:13:18,644 --> 00:13:20,055 I've got to get Wesley. 300 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,434 She clearly told you something. 301 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,143 If you want to save yourself, 302 00:13:25,144 --> 00:13:27,724 just tell me what Gabby told you, 303 00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:29,144 and you can go home. 304 00:13:36,185 --> 00:13:37,724 I don't think I know any Gabbys. 305 00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:39,013 (sighs) 306 00:13:39,014 --> 00:13:41,554 Also, you have a bit of Alfredo sauce 307 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,014 on your jacket there. 308 00:13:44,104 --> 00:13:45,685 Guh! Ooh! 309 00:13:46,975 --> 00:13:49,013 I had hoped 310 00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:52,014 I wouldn't have to resort to this... 311 00:13:57,014 --> 00:13:59,013 Please tell me, Wesley! 312 00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:02,643 I just really need you to tell me what you know! 313 00:14:02,644 --> 00:14:05,185 (crying) 314 00:14:05,935 --> 00:14:07,344 Come on, it'll be okay. 315 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:10,763 Why can't I break you? You're a child! 316 00:14:10,764 --> 00:14:12,894 (continues crying) 317 00:14:13,475 --> 00:14:14,475 (sighs) 318 00:14:17,014 --> 00:14:19,055 Well, that's just perfect. 319 00:14:20,104 --> 00:14:22,054 Okay, yes! Wesley obviously told you 320 00:14:22,055 --> 00:14:24,103 all about how he's been helping me babysit aliens. 321 00:14:24,104 --> 00:14:25,974 And now you're crying because you trusted me 322 00:14:25,975 --> 00:14:27,554 and I betrayed that trust. 323 00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:29,975 I get it. But right now, we've got bigger problems. 324 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,845 He's been what? 325 00:14:33,604 --> 00:14:34,644 I didn't tell him anything. 326 00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:38,014 Wait. You didn't? 327 00:14:38,014 --> 00:14:38,935 He didn't. 328 00:14:38,936 --> 00:14:40,184 I ate a big plate 329 00:14:40,185 --> 00:14:41,894 of fettuccine Alfredo for nothing. 330 00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:46,974 But now that I know... 331 00:14:46,975 --> 00:14:49,054 There'll be plenty of time for you to yell at me later. 332 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,143 But right now, we've got an alien earthquake bird 333 00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:52,974 that's about to level a neighborhood. 334 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,344 Wesley Jr. won't calm down, 335 00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:56,845 and I know you're probably the only person he'll listen to. 336 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,513 Will you help me? 337 00:14:59,514 --> 00:15:00,845 For Wesley Jr.? 338 00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:02,764 Let's ride. 339 00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:04,555 No. 340 00:15:05,055 --> 00:15:06,305 Let's fly. 341 00:15:07,264 --> 00:15:09,935 I'm Dina Duran, your number one fan! 342 00:15:11,104 --> 00:15:14,055 And boom goes the Dina-mite! 343 00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:17,144 That's what's for Dina. 344 00:15:18,225 --> 00:15:21,345 I'm your fave-ensburg in Havensburg. 345 00:15:22,345 --> 00:15:25,264 A.K.A. the Duran-tula. 346 00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:26,975 (rips paper) 347 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,685 - (rumbling) - (car alarm blaring) 348 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,763 (squawking) 349 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,935 (pulsing, rumbling continue) 350 00:15:40,685 --> 00:15:41,893 Oh! 351 00:15:41,894 --> 00:15:43,934 - (Gabby screams) - It's worse than I thought. 352 00:15:43,935 --> 00:15:47,224 This, combined with many other valid reasons, 353 00:15:47,225 --> 00:15:49,555 is why I hate birds! 354 00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:51,724 (screeching) 355 00:15:51,725 --> 00:15:53,475 See if it'll listen to you! 356 00:15:54,935 --> 00:15:57,304 Hey there, buddy! It's me, your papa! 357 00:15:57,305 --> 00:15:58,554 Probably not the time, 358 00:15:58,555 --> 00:16:00,844 but it's super creepy that you call yourself that! 359 00:16:00,845 --> 00:16:03,054 (screeching) 360 00:16:03,055 --> 00:16:04,724 How about some funny faces? 361 00:16:04,725 --> 00:16:06,014 Brr! Brr! 362 00:16:06,845 --> 00:16:08,554 Step aside. 363 00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:10,763 I'll establish dominance. 364 00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:11,974 Caw caw! 365 00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:13,934 - (screeching continues) - Caw caw! 366 00:16:13,935 --> 00:16:15,014 Caw caw! 367 00:16:21,555 --> 00:16:22,685 (all gasp) 368 00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:29,144 - (Swift grunts) - (Gabby screams) 369 00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,894 We need to find cover! 370 00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:37,264 Wesley: Come on. 371 00:16:38,225 --> 00:16:39,435 Gabby: Quick! Into the bathroom. 372 00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:41,264 (screeching) 373 00:16:41,975 --> 00:16:43,394 (screams) 374 00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:48,104 Sorry, Mom. 375 00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:49,604 We tried. 376 00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:51,764 Or I tried at least. 377 00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:54,143 Oh well... (sighs) I guess I'm stuck 378 00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:56,935 with the world's worst sign-off. 379 00:16:57,894 --> 00:17:00,844 (rumbling) 380 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,975 Whoa, what's that shaking? 381 00:17:03,975 --> 00:17:06,145 (angelic music plays) 382 00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:11,013 I'm Dina Duran... 383 00:17:11,014 --> 00:17:13,724 Both: And that's what's shakin'! 384 00:17:13,725 --> 00:17:14,763 Yes! 385 00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:16,434 It's quippy, it's fun, 386 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,974 and it doesn't make me embarrassed to be your daughter! 387 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:20,895 Yeah, it's the perfect sign-off! 388 00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:24,763 Where's Gabby? She's definitely gonna want to hear about this! 389 00:17:24,764 --> 00:17:27,053 - (rumbling continues) - (Swift whimpering) 390 00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,225 Any ideas? 391 00:17:29,435 --> 00:17:31,013 Wait... your journal! 392 00:17:31,014 --> 00:17:32,145 Maybe there's something in there! 393 00:17:32,725 --> 00:17:33,645 Where is it? 394 00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:37,144 I may have left it at school. 395 00:17:37,145 --> 00:17:38,185 Ha! 396 00:17:39,054 --> 00:17:40,304 (grunts) Ha! 397 00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,725 (rumbling) 398 00:17:47,145 --> 00:17:48,685 The centaurs are coming! 399 00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:51,975 The herd is nigh! 400 00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:55,605 Ah! 401 00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:57,975 (both gasp) 402 00:17:58,895 --> 00:18:00,934 Wesley, I don't want to go out like this. 403 00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,474 Not while we're still arguing. 404 00:18:02,475 --> 00:18:03,763 Me neither. 405 00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:05,053 I'm sorry about the journals! 406 00:18:05,054 --> 00:18:06,894 I just wanted to be a part of all this! 407 00:18:06,895 --> 00:18:09,264 I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't have made you feel bad. 408 00:18:10,225 --> 00:18:11,645 Yeah, I know it was silly, but... 409 00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:14,645 this job isn't half as fun without you! 410 00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:21,395 (rumbling stops) 411 00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:32,144 Wait. What happened? 412 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,764 We were hugging, and then it just stopped. 413 00:18:35,645 --> 00:18:37,554 (squawks) 414 00:18:44,554 --> 00:18:45,725 (both sigh) 415 00:18:50,685 --> 00:18:51,605 Ooh. 416 00:18:57,395 --> 00:19:01,724 It appears this is a Va'taxian Vibra-Bird. 417 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,224 An alien species that responds 418 00:19:04,225 --> 00:19:08,053 to the emotional vibrations of those around them. 419 00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:12,684 They left very detailed instructions 420 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,225 which you obviously never read. 421 00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:16,935 I skimmed! 422 00:19:17,935 --> 00:19:19,975 Responds to emotional vibrations... 423 00:19:20,514 --> 00:19:22,843 So when we were fighting with each other, 424 00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:24,104 it was angry. 425 00:19:24,105 --> 00:19:25,764 And it calmed down when we made up. 426 00:19:26,605 --> 00:19:28,013 That makes perfect sense! 427 00:19:28,014 --> 00:19:30,013 And, hey, everyone's happy now. 428 00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:33,475 Everyone is not happy. 429 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:38,684 But in the interests of avoiding another bird-quake... 430 00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:40,263 (snoring softly) 431 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:44,185 perhaps we should postpone this conversation. 432 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,184 Of all the nonsense I've put up with from you, 433 00:19:50,185 --> 00:19:54,763 this has to be the most aggressively irresponsible! 434 00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:57,644 You were expressly forbidden 435 00:19:57,645 --> 00:20:00,224 from revealing the secret of alien existence. 436 00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:03,554 - I know, and... - Do not interrupt me. 437 00:20:04,185 --> 00:20:06,144 You gave me your word. 438 00:20:06,145 --> 00:20:07,605 And then you told Wesley anyway. 439 00:20:09,804 --> 00:20:13,435 So you've left me with no choice. 440 00:20:17,645 --> 00:20:20,974 Wesley, I must wipe your mind. 441 00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:22,763 Swifty, you can't! 442 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:23,645 I'm ready. 443 00:20:24,304 --> 00:20:26,514 Just leave me my fifth birthday! 444 00:20:30,685 --> 00:20:32,763 Oh, I was just bluffing. 445 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,604 We don't have mind-wipe technology. 446 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:38,725 This is just a box I keep interesting stones in. 447 00:20:40,975 --> 00:20:42,554 Gabby: Is that a tooth? 448 00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:47,225 But I am still very upset! 449 00:20:48,304 --> 00:20:50,843 We get that. And believe me... 450 00:20:50,844 --> 00:20:52,684 We're both going to guard this secret 451 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,644 like our lives depended on it. 452 00:20:54,645 --> 00:20:55,685 Totally. 453 00:20:58,935 --> 00:21:00,645 See that you do. 454 00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:06,474 This is so awesome! 455 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,974 The aliens of Havensburg are counting on us, Gabby! 456 00:21:08,975 --> 00:21:10,184 Us! 457 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,843 Gah, I just wanna shove, like, a whole bowl 458 00:21:11,844 --> 00:21:13,053 of butterscotches in my mouth! 459 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,724 I know, right? 460 00:21:14,725 --> 00:21:16,434 And somehow, with the journal stuff 461 00:21:16,435 --> 00:21:17,605 and the earthquake space chicken, 462 00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:20,014 no one else found out! 463 00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:33,605 "I know your secret." 464 00:21:35,514 --> 00:21:37,304 Oh, come on! 465 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,974 Principal Swift: Next time on Gabby Duran and the Unsittables... 466 00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:42,434 Gabby: What if someone really does know that 467 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,763 aliens live here and it's all my fault? 468 00:21:43,764 --> 00:21:44,685 Definitely panic time. 469 00:21:45,185 --> 00:21:49,013 Swift: You put all your alien friends in danger! 470 00:21:49,014 --> 00:21:50,605 Now they're messing with my family. 471 00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:52,105 Nothing weird's happening. 472 00:21:52,764 --> 00:21:55,844 (theme music playing) 473 00:22:21,185 --> 00:22:21,844 Man: Gorgeous! 474 00:22:21,894 --> 00:22:26,444 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32636

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