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Can I help you?
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Nope! Just waiting to
throw out your banana peel!
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Done?
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Mm.
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Oh, look at that.
All full!
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Guess I should take it out.
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You know,
'cause that's my chore!
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Here we go.
This time I got it.
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(car alarm blaring)
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So close!
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(alarm continues blaring)
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Gabby!
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(theme song playing)
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? Oh, yeah ?
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? I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ?
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? Fit in like summer
and an icicle ?
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? Don't fight it,
just be an original ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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? I roller skate
outside the lines ?
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? When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ?
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? It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ?
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? One of a, one of a kind ?
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? So anytime I feel
some type of way ?
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? Don't understand
the human race ?
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? So what,
so what, so what ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? You do your thing,
You do your thing ?
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? When we don't fit in ?
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? We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ?
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? Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ?
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? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ?
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Grounded?
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Mom, don't you think
that's a little...
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Gabby, this is not
a conversation.
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But, Mom...
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(rattlesnake rattle)
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(gasps)
The Death Eyes...
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Mom, I understand
that you're upset,
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but there's a technique
in the conflict resolution book
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I'm reading that
I think might help.
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Let's take this
to the Talking Table.
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Olivia, I just...
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(puppy whimpering)
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The Puppy Eyes!
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Okay, sure. Why not?
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The Talking Table
is about two things:
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Communication and lots of rules
about who can talk and when.
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Any opening remarks?
Gabby?
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Look, you asked me to take out
the trash and I did.
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In a fun way.
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Plus, I cleaned it up!
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I mean, since when did
"Gabby being Gabby"
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become a crime around here?
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Mom? Rebuttal?
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Gabby, I gave you
a simple chore to do,
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and you turned my car
into a garbage heap.
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You don't take the things
I tell you to do seriously.
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No, I get it, I get it.
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You just don't know
how to have fun.
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Excuse me? That is not
what this is about.
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And, actually, I do know
how to have fun!
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Do you remember that house party
we threw last year?
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I partied with your friends
for hours!
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I remember.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, everyone. Who wants
to play Truth or Dare?!
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Whoo!
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I think I'm gonna leave now.
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Take me with you.
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Sorry.
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Ah!
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Oh! This is my jam!
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(laughs) I turned
that party out.
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I wonder if I still have
that shirt.
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You not only ruined my party,
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you ruined the idea of parties.
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And those "dance" moves...
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- Hey! I'm a great...
- Olivia: Uh... ah...
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Gabby has the floor right now.
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We have to follow
the Talking Table protocol.
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Look, I just think
you're blowing
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this whole trash situation
out of proportion.
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Gabby, do you have any idea
what would have happened to me
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if I threw a bag of trash
all over your abuela's car?
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We wouldn't be at a Talking
Table, I can tell you that.
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Look, the grounding stands.
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Talking Table... adjourned.
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Uh...
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I didn't get my closing remarks!
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- Narrator: Fail!
-Gabby: Ooh! (Laughing)
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That's gonna leave a mark!
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Narrator: Fail!
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Hope you guys have a good time
at the Havensburg Opera.
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Me, I'll be here, being grounded
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and watching videos of kids
learning why helmets are important.
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Yeah, no. Mm-mm.
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You're not that lucky. There's no
screen time while you're grounded.
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And please do not get into any
more trouble while we're gone.
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Olivia! You ready?
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Well. One of us
should definitely change.
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Yeah.
(laughs)
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It's not gonna be me.
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(heavy sigh)
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Lousy no screen time...
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Although these bedazzled
bird houses are pretty nice.
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(doorbell rings)
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I need your help.
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Jeremy has been a pill today,
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and I have some very important
Gor-Monite business to take care of.
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(British accent) "I've got
important Gor-Monite business!
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"I've also got stupid legs
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and sleep
in my dress clothes!"
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See what I mean? A pill.
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I'd love to help you, Swifty,
but I'm grounded right now,
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and it's very important...
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Oh, who am I kidding,
I could use the company. Come on in.
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Thank you, Gabby.
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Um... your school trip is
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to Football: The Opera?
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(singing off key):
? Football ?
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? And run ?
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? Make it a touchdown ?
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? Run in the field ?
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You don't like this, do you?
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It's fine.
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Some things are for learning,
not liking.
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(singing continues)
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Hey, why don't we go
do something else,
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just you and me?
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You want to leave early?
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Yeah, I mean, we can have
a mother-daughter day!
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It'll be great!
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But what if someone notices
we're gone?
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Or they take
a second attendance?
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Come on. You can stand
to relax a bit.
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Mom's orders.
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Come on.
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? Football ?
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So I was just trying
to have a good time,
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and then my mom clamps down
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like she's the Fun Police
or something.
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Tell me about it.
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You know, I found out humans
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have something
called "birthdays,"
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and Principal said
I couldn't have one!
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Apparently, Gor-Mons
reproduce through
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a cytoplasmic budding process,
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and human birth is,
like, way grosser.
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Anyway, Principal says our
people don't celebrate Bud Days.
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Which stinks,
because mine is today.
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That's crazy!
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Every kid deserves a birthday.
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It's, like, a basic human right.
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Exactly!
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It should be
a basic alien right, too!
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You know what, I am sick and
tired of the adults in our lives
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telling us when and
when we can't have birthdays,
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what does
and does not constitute
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a responsible method
of taking out the trash.
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We can't let them stop us
from having a good time.
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So you know
what I think we should do?
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Frame them for a crime
they didn't commit
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so they go to jail
and we get to raise ourselves.
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What? No.
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That would take hours
of planning!
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I'm saying,
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we're gonna throw you
the best birthday party ever!
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Even better.
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This stinks.
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You want in on a game
of Punchy Arm
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with me and Timbuk?
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Mm, no, thanks.
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I can't have your one-and-maybe-only
birthday party be this sad.
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Got any other
alien friends we can invite?
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Just Timbuk. But he's got a lot of
alien followers on his Style Blog!
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(grunts)
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Uh, I don't think
that's gonna get it done.
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But hey, I've got plenty
of babysitting clients, right?
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I'll just invite them.
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Sweet. Then we can
all play Punchy Arm!
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No! No one wants
to play Punchy Arm!
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What is it with you and...
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Ow! Timbuk!
What is wrong with you?
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(contented sigh)
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This is the life.
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Just sitting back and relaxing,
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spending time with one
of my favorite...
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Honey, are you sweating?
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A little.
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(mouthing)
A lot.
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I can't help it, okay?
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This just doesn't feel right.
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Sneaking away
from a school trip?
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What if someone see us?
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Should I be in disguise?
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Do you do fake mustaches?
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You need to relax.
Look, it's the weekend
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and this opera field trip
isn't even required.
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So let's just enjoy
our time together.
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Okay?
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I am!
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Oh, look at that.
One hand done!
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That's all I really need.
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If we leave now,
maybe we can get back
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before the big aria?
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(sighs)
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? Shout loud ?
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00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,079
? Bring the crowd ?
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? Bring the roof down
to the ground ?
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(electronic dance music playing)
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? Shout loud,
bring the crowd... ?
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Now this is what I call
a birthday party!
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(music continues)
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Yo, party people.
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Let's hear it for Jeremy!
The king of this party!
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(all cheering)
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I hereby declare,
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this party is turnt!
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(all cheering)
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- (shatters)
- (all gasp)
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(record scratches)
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- Who cares?
- (all cheering)
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? Shout loud,
bring the crowd ?
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? Bring the roof down
to the ground ?
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Ah, yes.
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Sweet, sweet television
from my home planet.
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They're so much better
than the paltry garbage
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these humans call entertainment.
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Ooh, ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Veronicar crashing
Skarlax's garden party?
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Oof, The Real Blob-Wives
of Gor-Monia
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is as scandalous as ever.
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I was right to get
a babysitter for this.
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(contented mumbles)
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? I don't know now
just what you do ?
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? Something 'bout the way
you move got me confused ?
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? I just want you
and the thing you do... ?
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What are you doing?
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Ew, gross.
Give me that.
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Come on!
These are limited edition!
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(song continues)
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And who are they?
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They're followers
of Timbuk's Alien Style Blog!
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Hey! Don't touch those!
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00:11:07,289 --> 00:11:08,580
Why would you even do that?
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00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,460
(both giggle)
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Give me that!
Who raised you?
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00:11:16,169 --> 00:11:17,619
And I was all like,
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"Lady, those aren't antennae!"
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00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,330
Sorry, I need a quick word
with the king.
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00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:26,919
Look, I know
you're having fun, but...
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low-key, I have to pump
the brakes on this party.
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00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,619
What? No way!
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00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:34,788
I'm super baller at partying!
Have you heard my banter?
257
00:11:34,789 --> 00:11:36,709
- I'm crushing this!
- Punchy Arm.
258
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,329
All: Punchy Arm!
259
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,538
See? Why can't you be
more like them?
260
00:11:40,539 --> 00:11:43,168
Jeremy, listen. I'm the one
in charge, and I think...
261
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,288
Yeah, you're getting all
Fun Police on me right now,
262
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,500
so I'm gonna skate.
263
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,289
Your king requires transport!
264
00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:55,668
Smell ya later, Gabby!
265
00:11:55,669 --> 00:11:59,330
(all cheering)
266
00:12:08,366 --> 00:12:11,116
Are you sure you don't want a
bite of my strawberry shortcake?
267
00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:13,155
It's crazy good.
268
00:12:14,696 --> 00:12:16,076
Sorry, Mom.
269
00:12:16,995 --> 00:12:18,736
I want to small-talk
about dessert, but...
270
00:12:19,495 --> 00:12:22,404
I can't stop thinking about how they're
definitely gonna find out about this
271
00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:24,366
when I'm nominated
to the Supreme Court.
272
00:12:25,616 --> 00:12:27,865
Oh, sweetie. I... I didn't mean
to make you miserable.
273
00:12:27,866 --> 00:12:29,446
This was supposed to be fun.
274
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,285
I know but...
275
00:12:32,155 --> 00:12:33,696
can we just go home?
276
00:12:36,285 --> 00:12:39,115
I mean, if you'd really
rather spend your day at home
277
00:12:39,116 --> 00:12:41,075
instead of getting ice cream,
278
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:43,076
going shopping,
and maybe mini-golf...
279
00:12:43,995 --> 00:12:44,995
I really would.
280
00:12:47,035 --> 00:12:48,035
Okay, then.
281
00:12:48,616 --> 00:12:50,534
I'll go let Gabby know
we're coming home early.
282
00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:51,616
Thanks, Mom.
283
00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:56,784
(cell phone buzzing)
284
00:12:56,785 --> 00:12:57,866
Oh, no!
285
00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:05,195
What are you doing?
286
00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:07,616
Stop sniffing my mom's potatoes!
287
00:13:13,076 --> 00:13:15,735
Um, hey, Mom, what's up?
Opera going good?
288
00:13:15,736 --> 00:13:17,075
(sighs)
Not so much.
289
00:13:17,076 --> 00:13:17,946
We're coming home early.
290
00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:19,284
What? No!
291
00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,034
I mean,
you're already out, right?
292
00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,494
You should have some fun...
293
00:13:22,495 --> 00:13:23,994
- Ice cream, shopping...
- Yeah.
294
00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:26,035
- Maybe mini-golf?
- Been there, tried that.
295
00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:27,616
I'll see you soon.
296
00:13:39,946 --> 00:13:41,034
"Went back to the opera.
297
00:13:41,035 --> 00:13:42,235
"Maybe I can get back
298
00:13:42,236 --> 00:13:43,446
"before this haunts me forever.
299
00:13:44,155 --> 00:13:45,785
"Olivia, your daughter,
300
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,995
the little one."
(sighs)
301
00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:51,285
All right, time to leave now.
302
00:13:56,866 --> 00:13:57,866
(music stops)
303
00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,236
(all groan)
304
00:14:01,446 --> 00:14:02,534
Okay, everyone,
305
00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:04,784
we've all had our fun
melting trophies
306
00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:06,236
and puking into the good china.
307
00:14:06,696 --> 00:14:07,616
That's over now.
308
00:14:08,076 --> 00:14:09,865
You don't have to go
to your home planet,
309
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:11,446
but you can't stay here.
310
00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:13,905
Jeremy: No.
311
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,535
I'm the birthday boy...
312
00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:21,655
and I'll party if I want to.
313
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:23,865
And if you can't be cool,
314
00:14:23,866 --> 00:14:25,945
maybe the Party King
should banish you
315
00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:27,325
from his party kingdom!
316
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,575
All: Yeah.
317
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,865
You mean my house?
318
00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:32,155
- Yeah. Not gonna ha...
- Banish her!
319
00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:34,995
Wait. You're joking, right?
320
00:14:35,236 --> 00:14:36,946
Hey! Guys!
321
00:14:37,866 --> 00:14:38,945
Wait! Jeremy!
322
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,075
- Smell ya later, Gabby.
- Come on.
323
00:14:41,076 --> 00:14:43,446
- (all cheering)
- (music restarts)
324
00:14:43,946 --> 00:14:45,995
Wow! Okay.
325
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:48,785
Hey!
326
00:14:49,995 --> 00:14:51,116
Wait. Guys!
327
00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:54,116
Come on, guys!
328
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,325
Jeremy!
329
00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:57,946
Let me back in!
330
00:15:00,076 --> 00:15:02,735
All must bow
before the Party King!
331
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:06,236
Timbuk! You and Dennis
wrestle for my amusement!
332
00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:07,826
No!
333
00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:09,615
(all gasp)
334
00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:10,825
But...
335
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:11,785
But...
336
00:15:12,326 --> 00:15:14,866
you have to do it.
I'm the Party King!
337
00:15:15,995 --> 00:15:17,325
I'm the birthday boy!
338
00:15:17,326 --> 00:15:18,236
Look at me.
339
00:15:19,236 --> 00:15:21,035
Look... at me.
340
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,785
- (all gasp)
- I'm the birthday boy now.
341
00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:33,155
- (Jeremy grunts)
- (all cheering)
342
00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:38,576
Oh, hey, hey there, Gabby.
Fancy seeing you here.
343
00:15:38,946 --> 00:15:40,615
This is my house.
344
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,825
I think it's Timbuk's house now.
345
00:15:42,826 --> 00:15:44,785
But I'm sure you can get
another one.
346
00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,785
I can't believe I got
kicked out of my own party.
347
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:51,866
What?
348
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,034
You think you kinda let
349
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,446
the whole birthday thing
go to your head?
350
00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:57,446
Yeah, I guess so.
351
00:15:57,866 --> 00:15:58,826
Sorry.
352
00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:02,116
No, this is my fault.
353
00:16:02,785 --> 00:16:04,325
I was trying too hard
to be cool with you
354
00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:06,035
because I wanted my mom
to be cool with me,
355
00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:07,785
and now look what happened.
356
00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:10,534
I guess it's just never
a good idea to party
357
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:12,535
with people you're supposed
to be taking care of.
358
00:16:14,236 --> 00:16:17,195
That's it! I think I know
how to stop this party.
359
00:16:17,196 --> 00:16:19,076
But first, we need
to get back inside.
360
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:21,904
How are we gonna do that?
361
00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:23,696
My mom always leaves
her window unlocked.
362
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:25,785
(grunts)
And it's locked.
363
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,236
Well, Mom's not gonna love this.
364
00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:42,695
You already tried yelling
at them, so what now?
365
00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:43,825
We gonna call the police?
366
00:16:43,826 --> 00:16:44,785
(cell phone clatters)
367
00:16:44,785 --> 00:16:45,616
No way, you doof!
368
00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:48,196
You can't call the cops
on a party full of aliens!
369
00:16:48,866 --> 00:16:49,866
No.
370
00:16:50,366 --> 00:16:51,695
There's only one thing
I can think of
371
00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:52,785
that can clear out this party.
372
00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:56,446
I've gotta go full-Mom.
373
00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,866
(up-tempo music playing)
374
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:02,736
Who's ready to party?
375
00:17:04,905 --> 00:17:08,535
Ooh, Gabby, get down
with your bad self!
376
00:17:08,536 --> 00:17:11,075
Hey, hey!
We having fun yet?
377
00:17:11,076 --> 00:17:13,655
Look at me, guys.
I'm flossing!
378
00:17:14,405 --> 00:17:16,945
Who's ready to play
Truth or Dare?
379
00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:19,904
It's a human mom! Run!
380
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:24,235
(all screaming)
381
00:17:26,786 --> 00:17:27,735
(door closes)
382
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:30,076
Wow, that went better than I...
383
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:31,826
Aah!
384
00:17:32,366 --> 00:17:33,235
Ow, what the...
385
00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:39,285
Punchy Arm champion!
386
00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:42,035
I ate some hair
off your mom's brush.
387
00:17:42,036 --> 00:17:44,735
She should really switch
conditioners, by the way.
388
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,734
(opera singing within)
389
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,076
Olivia! Wait.
390
00:17:53,195 --> 00:17:54,655
Let's talk.
391
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:56,616
I'm sorry I ran off.
392
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,286
I just didn't want
to break the rules.
393
00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:02,654
Okay. I get that, honey.
394
00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:06,075
But all this pressure
to be perfect
395
00:18:06,076 --> 00:18:07,286
isn't healthy.
396
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,154
I'm probably partially
to blame for that, actually.
397
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,076
I know I expect a lot from you.
398
00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:15,535
But you need
some fun in your life.
399
00:18:15,536 --> 00:18:16,616
Okay.
400
00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:18,654
I can't believe I'm saying this,
401
00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:21,735
but maybe you should embrace
a little of your inner Gabby.
402
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,866
Gabby... Duran?
403
00:18:24,786 --> 00:18:27,695
You have to admit, the girl
knows how to have a good time.
404
00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:30,405
Yeah, I guess
maybe you're right.
405
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,116
No time like the present, right?
406
00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:38,866
Stick this under that table.
407
00:18:39,945 --> 00:18:40,945
Are you sure?
408
00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:43,616
Sometimes you gotta
break the rules.
409
00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:46,655
(chuckles)
410
00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:52,616
But what if I get caught?
411
00:18:53,286 --> 00:18:55,905
The janitorial staff already
seems pretty over-worked.
412
00:18:58,996 --> 00:19:00,235
Okay, fine.
413
00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:07,155
Hmm.
414
00:19:08,036 --> 00:19:09,826
Look at me.
I'm an outlaw!
415
00:19:10,786 --> 00:19:12,655
(chuckles)
416
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,035
Okay, that's enough.
417
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:17,575
I'm going to properly dispose
of this now.
418
00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:19,536
But still, what a rush.
419
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,496
Okay, that should do it.
420
00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:30,286
Except what are we
gonna do about that?
421
00:19:31,616 --> 00:19:33,536
- (car door closes)
- My mom's home!
422
00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:35,655
You owe me.
423
00:19:45,735 --> 00:19:46,496
Hey there.
424
00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:47,945
Hey, Mom.
425
00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:50,655
Glad to see the house
is still standing.
426
00:19:52,195 --> 00:19:53,785
My shirt!
427
00:19:53,786 --> 00:19:54,695
(chuckles awkwardly)
428
00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:55,786
Yeah...
429
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,905
- Mom, I really want to...
- Can I talk to you about some...
430
00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:00,695
Me first.
431
00:20:01,695 --> 00:20:03,694
I think I owe you an apology.
432
00:20:03,695 --> 00:20:04,735
For all the stuff I said before.
433
00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:08,194
I think I just didn't appreciate
how hard it is
434
00:20:08,195 --> 00:20:09,536
to be the one making the rules.
435
00:20:10,695 --> 00:20:11,826
Well, thank you.
436
00:20:12,536 --> 00:20:13,496
Mmm.
(kisses)
437
00:20:14,826 --> 00:20:16,444
And you take back
everything you said
438
00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:17,536
about my sweet dance moves?
439
00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:20,076
Let's not go
digging up skeletons.
440
00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:23,615
You know, it's funny,
because I think
441
00:20:23,616 --> 00:20:26,496
I've actually found a new
appreciation for you today, too.
442
00:20:28,036 --> 00:20:30,654
Step back!
Bad girl coming through.
443
00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:33,234
I didn't even wait for the car
to stop all the way
444
00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:34,445
before unbuckling.
445
00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:35,786
Maybe you can calm her down.
446
00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:38,195
She has been like this
the whole way home.
447
00:20:40,445 --> 00:20:42,575
I've done things
with gum, Gabby.
448
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:45,235
Rule-breaking things
you wouldn't believe.
449
00:20:47,235 --> 00:20:49,865
We're both
the family misfit now.
450
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:50,786
(Gabby laughs)
451
00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:52,944
Okay, settle down, Jesse James.
452
00:20:52,945 --> 00:20:54,695
Dina: Why is
my window broken?!
453
00:20:59,155 --> 00:21:00,575
Hey, so...
454
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:03,444
we didn't really get a chance
to properly celebrate.
455
00:21:03,445 --> 00:21:05,445
So I made you
a Happy Bud Day cupcake.
456
00:21:06,405 --> 00:21:09,326
Earth tradition. You gotta blow
out the candle and make a wish.
457
00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,615
(Jeremy blows)
458
00:21:11,616 --> 00:21:12,786
Thanks, Gabby.
459
00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:18,535
Principal Swift: Next time on
Gabby Duran and the Unsittables...
460
00:21:18,536 --> 00:21:20,734
It's Sky's first sleepover,
and I really want to show her a good time.
461
00:21:20,735 --> 00:21:22,734
Bring on the epic
Gabby D crazy time.
462
00:21:22,735 --> 00:21:25,115
If any harm
should come to her...
463
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:26,445
- Man: Hey!
- (explosion)
464
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,734
there will be consequences.
465
00:21:29,735 --> 00:21:30,536
Run!
466
00:21:31,116 --> 00:21:32,945
??
467
00:22:00,076 --> 00:22:00,735
Man: Gorgeous!
468
00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:05,335
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