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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:35,919 ?? 2 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,119 (thwacks) 3 00:00:37,539 --> 00:00:39,039 (crashes) 4 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:44,038 Who's ready for our first Christmas in Havensburg? 5 00:00:44,039 --> 00:00:45,539 Where my elves at? 6 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,619 Head elf reporting for duty. 7 00:00:52,289 --> 00:00:54,209 - (Gabby grunts) - (Olivia laughs) 8 00:00:54,210 --> 00:00:56,000 Gabby! 9 00:00:56,619 --> 00:00:58,079 All over the house. 10 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:01,710 (theme song playing) 11 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:07,000 ? Oh, yeah ? 12 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:10,328 ? I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ? 13 00:01:10,329 --> 00:01:12,078 ? Fit in like summer and an icicle ? 14 00:01:12,079 --> 00:01:14,288 ? Don't fight it, Just be an original ? 15 00:01:14,289 --> 00:01:16,038 ? Ooh ooh ooh ? 16 00:01:16,039 --> 00:01:18,038 ? I've always stayed outside the lines ? 17 00:01:18,039 --> 00:01:20,878 ? When I try to stay in it's no surprise ? 18 00:01:20,879 --> 00:01:22,878 ? It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind ? 19 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:24,709 ? One of a, one of a kind ? 20 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,038 ? So anytime I feel some type of way ? 21 00:01:27,039 --> 00:01:30,919 ? Don't understand the human race ? 22 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,038 ? So what, so what, so what ? 23 00:01:33,039 --> 00:01:35,078 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 24 00:01:35,079 --> 00:01:37,459 ? You do your thing, You do your thing ? 25 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,038 ? When we don't fit in ? 26 00:01:39,039 --> 00:01:41,749 ? We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud ? 27 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,828 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 28 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:45,749 ? I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ? 29 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:48,119 ? Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in ? 30 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,079 ? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ? 31 00:01:51,039 --> 00:01:53,788 ?? 32 00:01:53,789 --> 00:01:55,959 I changed the lyrics a little bit, but, 33 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,920 your part's still the same. 34 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,958 Olivia: I'm really glad we're practicing 35 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:03,249 before Dad gets here. 36 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,328 I'm feeling pretty good about the "fas." 37 00:02:05,329 --> 00:02:07,578 The "la-la-las," not so much. 38 00:02:07,579 --> 00:02:09,788 Are you kidding me? Dad's gonna love this. 39 00:02:09,789 --> 00:02:12,079 It's the perfect gift for a man visiting his kids and ex-wife 40 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,288 for the holidays. 41 00:02:13,289 --> 00:02:15,749 Now, let's blow some Christmas cheer in the mirrors. 42 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,878 - Mom, you ready? - Ready! 43 00:02:17,879 --> 00:02:18,920 Gabby: Then hit it! 44 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:23,119 ?? 45 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,378 (laughs) 46 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:26,709 ? Check the halls all dressed in holly ? 47 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:28,828 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 48 00:02:28,829 --> 00:02:31,209 ? Dust your shoulders if you're jolly ? 49 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:33,419 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 50 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,038 ? Fam's all here, peep our apparel ? 51 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:37,789 ? Fa-la-la la-la-la la-la-la ? 52 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,538 ? As I bust my Christmas carol ? 53 00:02:40,539 --> 00:02:44,999 All: ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 54 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,999 ? See the blazing yule before us ? 55 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,878 - ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? - Blah, blah, blah. 56 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:55,328 ? Now my mom will sing the chorus ? 57 00:02:55,329 --> 00:02:57,459 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 58 00:02:57,460 --> 00:03:02,329 All: ? Follow me in merry measure ? 59 00:03:02,330 --> 00:03:05,999 ? Fa-la-la la-la-la la-la-la ? 60 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,749 ? Droppin' knowledge is my pleasure ? 61 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,999 All: ? Fa-la-la-la-la ? 62 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,499 Both: ? La-la-la-la ? 63 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,459 (sighs) 64 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:18,828 Aah! (Laughs) 65 00:03:18,829 --> 00:03:21,959 The Christmas sisters are on a whole other level. 66 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,249 I love it. 67 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,919 What can I say? The Durans always do Christmas right. 68 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,578 ?? 69 00:03:28,579 --> 00:03:30,999 And all finished. 70 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,579 - Ha. - (beeps) 71 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,170 - (energy surges) - (grunts) 72 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:40,669 (grunts) Jeremy! Oh. What is going on? 73 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:44,250 My traps are working perfectly. That's what's going on. 74 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,619 White Beard won't know what hit him. 75 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,999 Oh, Jeremy. We've been through this. 76 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,828 White Beard the Starkiller is just a legend. 77 00:03:52,829 --> 00:03:54,959 That's what I used to think. 78 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,750 - Computer! - (surges) 79 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:00,038 (sighs) 80 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:01,668 Every Gor-Mon knows 81 00:04:01,669 --> 00:04:04,329 the tale of White Beard the Starkiller. 82 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:06,829 Yes, yes. The evil alien overlord 83 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,788 who visits children once a year. 84 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,709 And distracts them with presents so that he may 85 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:13,119 suck their life force and remain immortal forever. 86 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,958 And he wears a red coat because it brings out his eyes. 87 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:19,169 An old Gor-Monite wives' tale 88 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:22,619 designed to dissuade children from wanting presents. That's all. 89 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:26,379 Oh, really? Then how do you explain this? 90 00:04:28,079 --> 00:04:30,958 - (sighs) - A white-bearded creature in a red coat 91 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:32,499 who visits every Earth child 92 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,039 once a year and gives them presents? 93 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,209 - It's White Beard. - Oh, Jeremy, you're being absurd. 94 00:04:37,879 --> 00:04:40,878 Earth Santa is not White Beard. He's jolly. 95 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:43,378 Oh, you simple man. 96 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:46,828 White Beard must have feasted on your life force as a child. 97 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:48,878 Now, if you'll excuse me, 98 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:52,120 I've got a bunch more traps to set. 99 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,789 (grumbling) 100 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:57,828 Oh, Jeremy! 101 00:04:57,829 --> 00:05:00,540 You forgot to unfreeze me. 102 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:06,539 Gabby, look. I found Dad's old reindeer hat. 103 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,958 Nice. The ghost of Christmas past. 104 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:11,079 Okay. Final piece. 105 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:13,709 (exhales) 106 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,120 Perfecto. 107 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:23,828 - And now... - Shouldn't we wait for Dad? 108 00:05:23,829 --> 00:05:25,670 We never do that part without him. 109 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:28,169 We could wait for Dad. 110 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:29,999 Or we could show him how the gingerbread students 111 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,120 have become the gingerbread masters. 112 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:40,329 (music box plays "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") 113 00:05:47,879 --> 00:05:50,039 (cell phone buzzing, jingling) 114 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,039 - It's Dad. - Both: Dad! 115 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,419 Hey. How are my favorite Christmas sisters? 116 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:59,828 Hangin' holly, being jolly. Hey, check this out. 117 00:05:59,829 --> 00:06:02,499 Whoa. Is that a fully-lit 118 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,208 and automated gingerbread house back there? 119 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:06,789 Looks like the gingerbread students 120 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:08,169 have become the gingerbread masters. 121 00:06:08,170 --> 00:06:09,999 Huh. That's what I said. 122 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,919 Bruce: Look, girls, 123 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,458 I don't know how to say this. 124 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:15,169 I'm actually calling from the airport. 125 00:06:15,170 --> 00:06:16,708 I'm laid over in Chicago. 126 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:20,419 It's a whiteout blizzard here. No flights in or out. 127 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:21,920 What are you saying? 128 00:06:22,879 --> 00:06:25,708 I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it in time for Christmas. 129 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:28,169 But we always have Christmas together. 130 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,708 It's not Christmas without all of us. 131 00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:32,749 Liv, wait! 132 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:34,458 (crashing) 133 00:06:34,459 --> 00:06:35,878 - (panting) - (running footsteps) 134 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:37,829 Gabby: Dad, gotta call you back. 135 00:06:38,459 --> 00:06:39,709 - (door closes) - (exhales sharply) 136 00:06:41,829 --> 00:06:43,709 (knocking) 137 00:06:44,790 --> 00:06:46,249 Hey. 138 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,829 Want to finish the Christmas sister stockings? 139 00:06:50,879 --> 00:06:53,329 Move the Elf on the Shelf to mess with Mom? 140 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,828 It's still Christmas, right? 141 00:06:56,829 --> 00:07:00,789 It's not Christmas without Dad. 142 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:02,378 I wish I could help, Liv. But... 143 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:05,329 It's not like I could just make Dad magically appear. 144 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:09,829 Hmm. 145 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,499 ?? 146 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,539 Swifty! 147 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:16,749 - (door closes) - Oh, Gabby. Uh, what are you doing here? 148 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,120 How would you like to save Christmas? 149 00:07:20,459 --> 00:07:23,079 By becoming my dad? 150 00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:29,828 Thanks for doing this. 151 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:32,249 Never seen Olivia this sad before. 152 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:35,249 Normally I wouldn't take part in such foolishness. 153 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:37,378 But it was either this or spend the day 154 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:39,619 trying to escape ridiculous booby traps. 155 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:40,750 So, here we are. 156 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:44,289 Okay. But we only have about an hour before Christmas Eve dinner. 157 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:46,379 So if I'm gonna teach you how to "Dad," we've gotta hurry. 158 00:07:47,209 --> 00:07:49,119 First, let me show you a photo. 159 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,619 - (beeps) -(chuckles) Hold on. I have it. 160 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:53,419 - (scoffs) Dang it. - Principal Swift: Oh. 161 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:54,619 Human technology. 162 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:58,378 It's little watching an otter try to start a fire. 163 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:00,209 - Computer. - (beeping) 164 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:04,458 Scan these photos of Bruce Duran, 165 00:08:04,459 --> 00:08:06,539 and create a composite image. 166 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:08,669 (beeping) 167 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:11,120 (energy surging) 168 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,619 (gasps) Whoa. 169 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:15,959 Cool. 170 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,499 So, yeah. It's my dad. 171 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,619 Laid back. Really fun. (chuckles) 172 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:23,419 Goofy smile. 173 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,708 Principal Swift: Quite the impressive physical specimen. 174 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:28,078 He gets me. But, 175 00:08:28,079 --> 00:08:31,419 he also gets Olivia. He even learned German just to speak with her. 176 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:33,459 Ooh. Wunderbar. 177 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:37,419 And this manly man wore that hat. 178 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:41,829 (laughs) No doubt to disguise himself 179 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,249 while hunting prey. 180 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:45,038 No. He wore the hat 181 00:08:45,039 --> 00:08:47,669 because he's full of Christmas spirit. (chuckles) 182 00:08:48,330 --> 00:08:50,788 We haven't seen my dad much since we moved this year. 183 00:08:50,789 --> 00:08:53,668 That's why it's even more important that he be there today. 184 00:08:53,669 --> 00:08:56,579 You know, to make the holidays feel special for me. 185 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:59,620 I mean, Olivia. This isn't about me. 186 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:04,329 My dad's nickname for my mom? 187 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:06,039 Dean or Queen Dean. 188 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:09,918 Wait. Olivia's best subject in school? 189 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:11,668 (sighs) Trick question. All of them. 190 00:09:11,669 --> 00:09:13,619 Relax yourself, Gabby. 191 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,038 I am here to save Christmas. 192 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:18,460 Do you have the DNA sample? 193 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,669 Well. 194 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,330 (squishing) 195 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:31,418 Wow. Check me out. 196 00:09:31,419 --> 00:09:33,710 I am a marvel. 197 00:09:34,539 --> 00:09:38,330 - Gabby, are you seeing these gains? - (Gabby groans) 198 00:09:39,169 --> 00:09:41,749 Please stop caressing my father's muscles like that. 199 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,878 - It's creeping me out. - Right. 200 00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:46,120 All right. Here goes nothing. 201 00:09:48,669 --> 00:09:50,999 Look who I found! 202 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,459 Bruce! 203 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,619 What a surprise. 204 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,918 Hello, Dina Duran. Who I affectionately call 205 00:09:56,919 --> 00:09:59,668 Dean and or Queen Dean. I've arrived. 206 00:09:59,669 --> 00:10:01,538 It is a Christmas miracle. 207 00:10:01,539 --> 00:10:04,620 Wow, handshake. Uh, you've gotten formal all of a sudden. 208 00:10:05,289 --> 00:10:06,459 - Ooh. - (Gabby laughs) 209 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,709 - Um... - Hey. Um, well, 210 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:10,459 I, I thought you were snowed in. 211 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:13,249 It melted. Weird stuff. 212 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,499 Global warming, huh? 213 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,000 Olivia! Dad's here! 214 00:10:18,669 --> 00:10:20,580 Dad! 215 00:10:23,879 --> 00:10:25,668 (chuckles) 216 00:10:25,669 --> 00:10:28,499 (speaking German) 217 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,749 My beautiful grandma? 218 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,119 Dad, did your German get way worse? 219 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,709 Don't use it, you lose it. That's what I always say. 220 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:38,709 Uh, hey, let's go do something else. In English. 221 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:40,710 - Come on. - Dina: Oh. 222 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,619 Hey. Thanks for letting me hide out here. 223 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:47,288 I couldn't sing "Jingle Bells" one more time. 224 00:10:47,289 --> 00:10:50,249 My parents' annual carol-a-thon is getting really out of hand. 225 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,499 Speaking of hands, 226 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,788 what is up with these finger-less gloves? 227 00:10:52,789 --> 00:10:55,168 I mean, the fingers are the coldest part. 228 00:10:55,169 --> 00:10:56,579 They need the glove the most. 229 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:59,620 If anything, they should make palm-less gloves. You know? 230 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:04,539 Whoa. 231 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,668 (energy shimmering) 232 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:14,830 Yep. I've been setting some traps. 233 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:20,709 Okay, so, Santa being an alien makes so much sense. 234 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:23,418 - Right? - But there's no way he's evil. 235 00:11:23,419 --> 00:11:25,619 Santa? That's guy's brought me 236 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:28,079 so many festive socks over the years. 237 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,209 - He's a sweetie. - Nope. Soul-sucking monster. 238 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:33,878 This jolly old elf? 239 00:11:33,879 --> 00:11:35,749 Check out those cheeks. They're so rosy. 240 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,878 I'm telling you, he's an evil overlord. 241 00:11:37,879 --> 00:11:40,418 And when I catch him, I'm gonna prove it to you. 242 00:11:40,419 --> 00:11:42,709 Uh, I'm pretty sure when I catch him, 243 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:44,330 I'm gonna prove it to you. 244 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,460 We're gonna need more traps. 245 00:11:50,289 --> 00:11:52,499 Things are going okay in algebra. 246 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,119 But what I want is a challenge. 247 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,709 Human algebra is primitive. 248 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,788 That's what I said. Here. 249 00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:01,329 Let me show you. Okay. 250 00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:04,186 - So, it's a single variable. - (squishing) 251 00:12:04,187 --> 00:12:07,806 Olivia: And basically, you just solve for X. 252 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:09,226 What do you think, Dad? 253 00:12:09,227 --> 00:12:12,265 Olivia, why don't you show Dad that new... 254 00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:14,436 trophy you won. Probably. 255 00:12:14,437 --> 00:12:16,765 Ooh. Which one? English, math, 256 00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:18,515 science, or karate? 257 00:12:18,516 --> 00:12:20,977 Never mind. I'll get all of them. 258 00:12:22,727 --> 00:12:24,346 What is that? 259 00:12:24,347 --> 00:12:25,606 (gasps) 260 00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:28,686 (squishing) 261 00:12:28,687 --> 00:12:30,515 I don't know! 262 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:35,105 My, well, his body feels like it's breaking apart. 263 00:12:35,106 --> 00:12:38,187 I can't seem to hold structural integrity. 264 00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,765 (gasps) Does your father dye his hair? 265 00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:44,895 Yeah, he kind of went through a crisis after Olivia was born. 266 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,895 Ha! That must be it. 267 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,265 The hair is so processed 268 00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:51,436 that its molecular structure was compromised. 269 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,806 I need another DNA sample 270 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,936 if I'm going to hold his shape. 271 00:12:55,937 --> 00:12:58,395 But where am I gonna get another sample of his DNA? 272 00:12:58,396 --> 00:13:00,187 Dina: Hey, Bruce. 273 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:04,016 (squishing) 274 00:13:06,016 --> 00:13:07,266 Oh! 275 00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,016 (panting) 276 00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:12,477 - Can I talk to you for a sec? - (blows) 277 00:13:25,516 --> 00:13:27,937 It'd be so much easier if you were really here, Dad. 278 00:13:36,727 --> 00:13:39,807 ?? 279 00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:42,226 I really appreciate you being here. 280 00:13:42,227 --> 00:13:44,186 It means a lot to the girls. 281 00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:46,346 Not everybody would spend seven hours on a plane 282 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,186 to spend Christmas at their ex-wife's house. 283 00:13:48,187 --> 00:13:50,346 So, thank you. 284 00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:53,057 (squishing) 285 00:13:54,106 --> 00:13:56,556 - I... -(chuckles) Oh, Bruce. Why... 286 00:13:56,557 --> 00:13:58,847 Bruce: I'm just overcome by the yuletide spirit. 287 00:13:59,687 --> 00:14:00,976 (squishing) 288 00:14:00,977 --> 00:14:02,395 (gasps) 289 00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:04,726 - All right. (Chuckles) - Uh, hey, Mom. 290 00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:06,686 Did you say Olivia could cut up your favorite green dress 291 00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:08,015 to make puppets, because... 292 00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:10,976 - That's what she's doing. Mm-hmm. - What? 293 00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:13,976 - Quick. Eat this tooth. - Is that what humans do for Christmas? 294 00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:16,015 Because it is unspeakably savage. 295 00:14:16,016 --> 00:14:18,226 It's my dad's. It's the DNA we need. 296 00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:20,346 You keep your father's old teeth? 297 00:14:20,347 --> 00:14:22,605 It got knocked out when he was teaching me how to play hockey. 298 00:14:22,606 --> 00:14:24,556 It's a long story, but very sweet. Now eat it. 299 00:14:24,557 --> 00:14:27,015 Mm. Mm. Mm-mm-mm mm. 300 00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:28,936 (crunching) 301 00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,846 Mm. (gulps) 302 00:14:30,847 --> 00:14:33,306 (squishing) 303 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,187 Oh. 304 00:14:35,227 --> 00:14:36,557 (hat whooshes, then thuds) 305 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:37,977 (exhales) 306 00:14:41,266 --> 00:14:43,847 - Olivia wasn't in there. - I found my trophies. 307 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:49,687 Uh, why don't we all just talk about something else. Eh? 308 00:14:51,937 --> 00:14:55,265 ?? 309 00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:58,476 ? Candles all aglow ? 310 00:14:58,477 --> 00:15:01,936 ? They shine so bright across the snow ? 311 00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:05,226 ? And church bells ring and bugles play ? 312 00:15:05,227 --> 00:15:07,937 ? ' Cause Santa's on his way ? 313 00:15:09,477 --> 00:15:12,646 - ? - There's something in the air ? -(shimmering) 314 00:15:12,649 --> 00:15:15,765 ? Season's joy is everywhere ? 315 00:15:15,766 --> 00:15:19,015 ? And sleigh bells ring on his Christmas sleigh ? 316 00:15:19,016 --> 00:15:22,226 ? When Santa's on his way ? 317 00:15:22,227 --> 00:15:25,936 ? Just climb on board and go man go ? 318 00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:29,556 ? Let the sleigh bells ring and the music play ? 319 00:15:29,557 --> 00:15:31,395 ? 'Cause Santa's ? 320 00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:37,396 ? On his way ? 321 00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:41,557 (instrumental "Silent Night" plays) 322 00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:45,516 Dina: Come on, Gabby! 323 00:15:48,057 --> 00:15:50,187 (Olivia giggling) 324 00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:55,847 (Dina and Olivia giggling) 325 00:15:58,106 --> 00:16:00,187 Gabby, come join us. 326 00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:05,015 Wow. 327 00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:06,726 This looks... 328 00:16:06,727 --> 00:16:08,977 real. Like... 329 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,395 Really real. 330 00:16:11,396 --> 00:16:14,105 Ah, well, if that was a jab at my cooking, 331 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,726 - I really do not appreciate it. - (chuckles) 332 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:20,056 Look, I even made your abuela's hallacas. 333 00:16:20,057 --> 00:16:21,476 Oh. (Chuckles softly) 334 00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:23,515 Gabby, let me take a pic of you and Dad. 335 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,016 Oh. 336 00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:30,346 You did it, Gabby. You faked a very nice Christmas. 337 00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,226 I, for one, am having an excellent time. 338 00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:34,105 Yeah. Nice. 339 00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:35,606 Smile. 340 00:16:36,727 --> 00:16:38,145 (camera shutter clicks) 341 00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:39,976 Well, I just want to say 342 00:16:39,977 --> 00:16:42,056 thank you, everyone, 343 00:16:42,057 --> 00:16:45,895 for making this the perfect first Christmas in Havensburg. 344 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:49,056 We might not have a traditional family, but... 345 00:16:49,057 --> 00:16:51,016 I love the family we have. 346 00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:54,846 Anyone else have anything they want to say? 347 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,187 Gabby? 348 00:16:57,557 --> 00:17:00,937 I'm just glad everyone's here. 349 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,186 Because 350 00:17:03,187 --> 00:17:05,555 that's what Christmas is about, right? 351 00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:06,976 Family. 352 00:17:06,977 --> 00:17:09,345 Your real, live family. 353 00:17:09,346 --> 00:17:11,606 All gathered around. 354 00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:14,015 And it's also about presents! 355 00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:15,976 - (laughs softly) - Dina: Okay, before we eat, Bruce, 356 00:17:15,977 --> 00:17:19,515 the girls have a special little gift they want to perform for you. 357 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,765 Oh. 358 00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:23,897 - I'll go get the karaoke machine. - Mom, no. 359 00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:27,186 (distorted): Yeah, Gabby. Let's do it. For Dad. 360 00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:30,146 Don't be shy. Your dad will love it. 361 00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:33,186 Yes, Gabby. Do it for me. Dear old Dad. 362 00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:35,436 - (distorted chattering) - No! 363 00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:37,305 It isn't for you! 364 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,436 It's for my real dad! 365 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:42,345 This isn't Christmas at all! (whimpers) 366 00:17:42,346 --> 00:17:43,896 - (crashing) - (shattering) 367 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,805 - (gasps) - (Gabby whimpers) 368 00:17:45,806 --> 00:17:47,477 (panting) 369 00:17:50,056 --> 00:17:52,937 - (knocking) - (door opens) 370 00:17:54,477 --> 00:17:57,976 (sighs) If you don't want to talk to your dad, 371 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,056 you can talk to me. 372 00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:03,515 Or if you don't want to talk to me, 373 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,265 there's a turkey in the tree you can talk to. 374 00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:06,727 - (chuckles lightly) - Your pick. 375 00:18:08,727 --> 00:18:10,897 It's just... I... 376 00:18:13,556 --> 00:18:15,187 I miss Dad. 377 00:18:16,437 --> 00:18:19,896 So let me get this straight. You miss your father. 378 00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:22,806 But you don't want to spend time with him while he's here in the house? 379 00:18:24,107 --> 00:18:26,897 I, I can't explain, exactly. 380 00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:30,015 (sighs) 381 00:18:30,016 --> 00:18:33,476 Look, mija, I know since the divorce 382 00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:35,976 and the move, you and Olivia haven't seen your dad a lot. 383 00:18:35,977 --> 00:18:38,646 And it's been hard for the both of you. 384 00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:40,805 But that's all the more reason 385 00:18:40,806 --> 00:18:43,846 you should make the most of the time you do have together. 386 00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:49,765 What do you say we go downstairs 387 00:18:49,766 --> 00:18:52,186 and have a good rest of the day. Hmm? 388 00:18:52,187 --> 00:18:55,646 - (laughs softly) - (Dina chuckles) 389 00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:56,977 (kisses) 390 00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:00,766 (clicks) 391 00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:03,805 Well, that's the last trap. 392 00:19:03,806 --> 00:19:07,845 Now we wait for that soul-sucking monster to step into our web. 393 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:10,765 Again, not a soul-sucking monster. 394 00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,765 Total sweetie. 395 00:19:12,766 --> 00:19:14,805 I'm not gonna lie. 396 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:17,845 I'm feeling really good about all the decisions we made today. 397 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,845 (doorbell rings) 398 00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:21,726 Oh, man. Pizza's here. 399 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,437 (laughs) 400 00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:25,686 (exhales) 401 00:19:25,687 --> 00:19:28,805 (energy shimmering) 402 00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:29,806 (pants) 403 00:19:36,437 --> 00:19:37,647 - (doorbell rings) - So... 404 00:19:38,897 --> 00:19:41,106 How badly do we want this pizza? 405 00:19:41,107 --> 00:19:44,056 Dude, it's pizza. 406 00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:47,647 You're right. Let's do this. 407 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,765 ?? 408 00:19:50,766 --> 00:19:52,266 - (thuds) - Oh! 409 00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:54,016 - (thuds) - Ow! 410 00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:56,607 - (crackling) - (grunting) 411 00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,346 (crackling) 412 00:19:58,846 --> 00:19:59,897 (energy firing) 413 00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:01,516 (grunting) 414 00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:07,516 Oh! Aah! Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah! 415 00:20:09,937 --> 00:20:12,477 - (both screaming) - (crackling, shattering) 416 00:20:16,056 --> 00:20:19,056 Wanna finish the Christmas sister stockings? 417 00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:22,766 Move the Elf on the Shelf to mess with Mom and Dad? 418 00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:28,227 For my Christmas sister? Sure. 419 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,607 (doorbell rings) 420 00:20:35,477 --> 00:20:37,106 Gabby! You'll never believe it. 421 00:20:37,107 --> 00:20:38,845 - There was one plane leaving Chicago. - Dina: Gabby? 422 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,686 And I got the last seat. 423 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:41,897 I... 424 00:20:43,556 --> 00:20:45,937 - Dina: Who's there? - Uh, nobody. Salesman. 425 00:20:47,937 --> 00:20:49,647 I'll tell him to get lost. 426 00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:54,015 Just give me five minutes. Love you. So glad you're here. 427 00:20:54,016 --> 00:20:55,976 I... 428 00:20:55,977 --> 00:20:57,726 Gabby: I just wanted to say, 429 00:20:57,727 --> 00:20:59,646 I'm sorry about before. 430 00:20:59,647 --> 00:21:01,765 I realize this isn't the first time in my life 431 00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:03,226 I've had to say this, but... 432 00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,345 I should not have thrown that turkey. 433 00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:06,896 Olivia: We get it. 434 00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:09,476 The holidays can be hard. 435 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,106 So I have a proposal. 436 00:21:12,107 --> 00:21:13,726 What if we start the day all over? 437 00:21:13,727 --> 00:21:17,265 A Christmas Eve reset, like nothing's happened today at all. 438 00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:19,305 Yeah. I think that sounds perfect. 439 00:21:19,306 --> 00:21:21,015 Seems like you need this. 440 00:21:21,016 --> 00:21:22,686 I'm in. 441 00:21:22,687 --> 00:21:25,647 And Dad, a moment of your time. 442 00:21:28,806 --> 00:21:30,606 Thanks for helping. Really appreciate it. 443 00:21:30,607 --> 00:21:33,305 But my real dad's here, so, don't need you anymore. 444 00:21:33,306 --> 00:21:36,146 - Merry Christmas. Goodbye. - Ooh. 445 00:21:36,147 --> 00:21:39,226 But I was just starting to feel the Christmas spirit! 446 00:21:39,227 --> 00:21:40,896 (exhales) 447 00:21:40,897 --> 00:21:42,646 Okay. So here's the plan. 448 00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,686 Dad's gonna come back in through the front door, 449 00:21:44,687 --> 00:21:46,845 and we're gonna pretend like he just got here. 450 00:21:46,846 --> 00:21:49,556 Everybody got it? It's a Christmas redo. 451 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:54,437 - Welcome, Dad. For the first time. - (Bruce chuckles) 452 00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:57,686 I sense some Gabby D. Hijinks going on here. 453 00:21:57,687 --> 00:22:00,555 But I'm gonna roll with it. Merry Christmas, guys. 454 00:22:00,556 --> 00:22:02,606 (softly): Hey. 455 00:22:02,607 --> 00:22:04,516 - My little girls. - (laughs) 456 00:22:07,647 --> 00:22:10,106 Wait, did you change your outfit? 457 00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:12,015 Sorry, do I smell? 458 00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:14,265 I mean, I've been in this for 52 hours since Miami. 459 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,686 Seriously, Mom. Don't grill the guy. He's had a long day. 460 00:22:17,687 --> 00:22:19,726 Now, who's ready to celebrate Christmas? 461 00:22:19,727 --> 00:22:20,896 Oh, I know I am. 462 00:22:20,897 --> 00:22:22,936 I thought I was gonna have to be alone for Christmas. 463 00:22:22,937 --> 00:22:24,107 Could you imagine? 464 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,805 Hold up. 465 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,556 I'll be back in a sec. 466 00:22:32,437 --> 00:22:34,477 - Hey, kiddo. - (Dina laughing) 467 00:22:39,806 --> 00:22:41,766 Swifty! Hold up! 468 00:22:46,556 --> 00:22:48,936 Hey. I was wondering, 469 00:22:48,937 --> 00:22:52,015 any chance you would want to join me and my family for Christmas? 470 00:22:52,016 --> 00:22:54,266 You know. As yourself. 471 00:22:55,147 --> 00:22:58,476 Well, I was going to go to the gym, 472 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,646 because being in your father's body 473 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,555 has made me rather insecure about my physique. 474 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,646 - (chuckles) - But, 475 00:23:05,647 --> 00:23:08,516 that sounds quite good, as well. 476 00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:14,016 (Gabby chuckles) 477 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,845 Well, we set off all the traps in the house. 478 00:23:18,846 --> 00:23:20,805 So I guess there's nothing to stop White Beard 479 00:23:20,806 --> 00:23:23,055 from sucking my life force now. 480 00:23:23,056 --> 00:23:25,555 Or, there's nothing to stop Santa 481 00:23:25,556 --> 00:23:28,015 from being a total sweetie and giving you presents. 482 00:23:28,016 --> 00:23:29,606 Only time will tell. 483 00:23:29,607 --> 00:23:31,845 Either way, I got to spend the day 484 00:23:31,846 --> 00:23:35,186 setting killer booby traps and eating pizza. 485 00:23:35,187 --> 00:23:37,106 Isn't that what Christmas is all about? 486 00:23:37,107 --> 00:23:38,977 It is now, buddy. 487 00:23:39,977 --> 00:23:41,515 It is now. 488 00:23:41,516 --> 00:23:43,437 Eh, maybe you're right. 489 00:23:44,897 --> 00:23:48,397 Santa's probably not really an evil alien overlord, anyways. 490 00:23:49,397 --> 00:23:52,346 ?? 491 00:23:56,306 --> 00:23:58,977 (evil deep voice): Ho, ho, ho... 492 00:24:02,556 --> 00:24:05,015 ? Check the halls all dressed in holly ? 493 00:24:05,016 --> 00:24:07,226 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 494 00:24:07,227 --> 00:24:09,436 ? Dust your shoulders if you're jolly ? 495 00:24:09,437 --> 00:24:11,805 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 496 00:24:11,806 --> 00:24:14,055 ? Fam's all here, peep our apparel ? 497 00:24:14,056 --> 00:24:16,515 ? Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ? 498 00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:18,686 ? As I bust my Christmas carol ? 499 00:24:18,687 --> 00:24:21,397 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 500 00:24:22,437 --> 00:24:25,437 ?? 501 00:24:26,846 --> 00:24:29,345 Principal Swift: Next time on "Gabby Duran and the Unsittables"... 502 00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:31,555 I found out humans have something called birthdays, 503 00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:33,396 and Principal said I couldn't have one. 504 00:24:33,397 --> 00:24:36,515 Gabby: We're gonna throw you the best birthday party ever. 505 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,306 Ew, gross Give me that! 506 00:24:39,397 --> 00:24:41,436 - Banish her! - Wait! 507 00:24:41,437 --> 00:24:42,476 (all yelling) 508 00:24:42,477 --> 00:24:43,765 Jeremy! 509 00:24:43,766 --> 00:24:45,477 Let me back in! 510 00:24:46,266 --> 00:24:48,266 ?? 511 00:25:14,477 --> 00:25:15,846 Man: Gorgeous. 512 00:25:32,687 --> 00:25:35,146 ? I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ? 513 00:25:35,147 --> 00:25:37,226 ? Fit in like summer and an icicle ? 514 00:25:37,227 --> 00:25:39,305 ? Don't fight it, just be an original ? 515 00:25:39,306 --> 00:25:41,055 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 516 00:25:41,056 --> 00:25:43,345 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 517 00:25:43,346 --> 00:25:45,345 ? I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ? 518 00:25:45,346 --> 00:25:47,396 ? Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in ? 519 00:25:47,397 --> 00:25:49,607 ? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ? 520 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:04,266 - (knocking) - (door opens) 521 00:26:06,187 --> 00:26:09,345 (sighs) If you don't want to talk to your dad, 522 00:26:09,346 --> 00:26:11,346 you can talk to me. 523 00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:14,805 Or if you don't want to talk to me, 524 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:16,555 there's a turkey in the tree you can talk to. 525 00:26:16,556 --> 00:26:18,016 - (chuckles lightly) - Your pick. 526 00:26:19,937 --> 00:26:22,346 It's just... I... 527 00:26:24,766 --> 00:26:26,397 I miss Dad. 528 00:26:27,647 --> 00:26:31,106 So let me get this straight. You miss your father. 529 00:26:31,107 --> 00:26:34,266 But you don't want to spend time with him while he's here in the house? 530 00:26:35,306 --> 00:26:38,306 I, I can't explain, exactly. 531 00:26:39,607 --> 00:26:41,436 (sighs) 532 00:26:41,437 --> 00:26:44,646 Look, mija, I know since the divorce 533 00:26:44,647 --> 00:26:47,265 and the move, you and Olivia haven't seen your dad a lot. 534 00:26:47,266 --> 00:26:49,936 And it's been hard for the both of you. 535 00:26:49,937 --> 00:26:52,106 But that's all the more reason 536 00:26:52,107 --> 00:26:55,397 you should make the most of the time you do have together. 537 00:26:58,687 --> 00:27:01,055 What do you say we go downstairs 538 00:27:01,056 --> 00:27:03,476 and have a good rest of the day. Hmm? 539 00:27:03,477 --> 00:27:06,936 - (laughs softly) - (Dina chuckles) 540 00:27:06,937 --> 00:27:08,266 (kisses) 541 00:27:10,766 --> 00:27:11,977 (clicks) 542 00:27:12,937 --> 00:27:15,265 Well, that's the last trap. 543 00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:19,015 Now we wait for that soul-sucking monster to step into our web. 544 00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:21,936 Again, not a soul-sucking monster. 545 00:27:21,937 --> 00:27:23,936 Total sweetie. 546 00:27:23,937 --> 00:27:25,976 I'm not gonna lie. 547 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,055 I'm feeling really good about all the decisions we made today. 548 00:27:29,056 --> 00:27:31,146 (doorbell rings) 549 00:27:31,147 --> 00:27:33,265 Oh, man. Pizza's here. 550 00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:34,727 (laughs) 551 00:27:35,516 --> 00:27:37,226 (exhales) 552 00:27:37,227 --> 00:27:40,345 (energy shimmering) 553 00:27:40,346 --> 00:27:41,346 (pants) 554 00:27:47,647 --> 00:27:48,846 - (doorbell rings) - So... 555 00:27:50,346 --> 00:27:52,305 How badly do we want this pizza? 556 00:27:52,306 --> 00:27:55,266 Dude, it's pizza. 557 00:27:55,846 --> 00:27:58,846 You're right. Let's do this. 558 00:28:00,687 --> 00:28:02,265 ?? 559 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,516 - (thuds) - Oh! 560 00:28:04,107 --> 00:28:05,266 - (thuds) - Ow! 561 00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:07,846 - (crackling) - (grunting) 562 00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:09,607 (crackling) 563 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:11,187 (energy firing) 564 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,147 (grunting) 565 00:28:16,516 --> 00:28:19,147 Oh! Aah! Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah! 566 00:28:21,306 --> 00:28:23,846 - (both screaming) - (crackling, shattering) 567 00:28:27,346 --> 00:28:30,346 Wanna finish the Christmas sister stockings? 568 00:28:30,937 --> 00:28:34,056 Move the Elf on the Shelf to mess with Mom and Dad? 569 00:28:36,516 --> 00:28:39,516 For my Christmas sister? Sure. 570 00:28:41,556 --> 00:28:43,846 (doorbell rings) 571 00:28:46,727 --> 00:28:48,345 Gabby! You'll never believe it. 572 00:28:48,346 --> 00:28:50,106 - There was one plane leaving Chicago. - Dina: Gabby? 573 00:28:50,107 --> 00:28:52,226 And I got the last seat. 574 00:28:52,227 --> 00:28:53,187 I... 575 00:28:55,187 --> 00:28:57,306 - Dina: Who's there? - Uh, nobody. Salesman. 576 00:28:59,397 --> 00:29:01,107 I'll tell him to get lost. 577 00:29:02,806 --> 00:29:05,476 Just give me five minutes. Love you. So glad you're here. 578 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,345 I... 579 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,106 Gabby: I just wanted to say, 580 00:29:09,107 --> 00:29:11,015 I'm sorry about before. 581 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:13,055 I realize this isn't the first time in my life 582 00:29:13,056 --> 00:29:14,515 I've had to say this, but... 583 00:29:14,516 --> 00:29:16,646 I should not have thrown that turkey. 584 00:29:16,647 --> 00:29:18,186 Olivia: We get it. 585 00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:20,765 The holidays can be hard. 586 00:29:20,766 --> 00:29:23,396 So I have a proposal. 587 00:29:23,397 --> 00:29:25,226 What if we start the day all over? 588 00:29:25,227 --> 00:29:28,515 A Christmas Eve reset, like nothing's happened today at all. 589 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:30,555 Yeah. I think that sounds perfect. 590 00:29:30,556 --> 00:29:32,265 Seems like you need this. 591 00:29:32,266 --> 00:29:33,976 I'm in. 592 00:29:33,977 --> 00:29:36,937 And Dad, a moment of your time. 593 00:29:40,187 --> 00:29:42,226 Thanks for helping. Really appreciate it. 594 00:29:42,227 --> 00:29:44,686 But my real dad's here, so, don't need you anymore. 595 00:29:44,687 --> 00:29:47,515 - Merry Christmas. Goodbye. - Ooh. 596 00:29:47,516 --> 00:29:50,515 But I was just starting to feel the Christmas spirit! 597 00:29:50,516 --> 00:29:52,186 (exhales) 598 00:29:52,187 --> 00:29:54,186 Okay. So here's the plan. 599 00:29:54,187 --> 00:29:55,976 Dad's gonna come back in through the front door, 600 00:29:55,977 --> 00:29:58,146 and we're gonna pretend like he just got here. 601 00:29:58,147 --> 00:30:00,766 Everybody got it? It's a Christmas redo. 602 00:30:02,477 --> 00:30:05,727 - Welcome, Dad. For the first time. - (Bruce chuckles) 603 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:09,186 I sense some Gabby D. Hijinks going on here. 604 00:30:09,187 --> 00:30:11,976 But I'm gonna roll with it. Merry Christmas, guys. 605 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,765 (softly): Hey. 606 00:30:13,766 --> 00:30:15,977 - My little girls. - (laughs) 607 00:30:19,187 --> 00:30:21,396 Wait, did you change your outfit? 608 00:30:21,397 --> 00:30:23,305 Sorry, do I smell? 609 00:30:23,306 --> 00:30:25,555 I mean, I've been in this for 52 hours since Miami. 610 00:30:25,556 --> 00:30:28,976 Seriously, Mom. Don't grill the guy. He's had a long day. 611 00:30:28,977 --> 00:30:31,186 Now, who's ready to celebrate Christmas? 612 00:30:31,187 --> 00:30:32,107 Oh, I know I am. 613 00:30:32,108 --> 00:30:34,146 I thought I was gonna have to be alone for Christmas. 614 00:30:34,147 --> 00:30:35,306 Could you imagine? 615 00:30:39,516 --> 00:30:41,015 Hold up. 616 00:30:41,016 --> 00:30:42,766 I'll be back in a sec. 617 00:30:43,647 --> 00:30:45,687 - Hey, kiddo. - (Dina laughing) 618 00:30:50,977 --> 00:30:52,937 Swifty! Hold up! 619 00:30:57,766 --> 00:31:00,305 Hey. I was wondering, 620 00:31:00,306 --> 00:31:03,396 any chance you would want to join me and my family for Christmas? 621 00:31:03,397 --> 00:31:05,647 You know. As yourself. 622 00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,845 Well, I was going to go to the gym, 623 00:31:09,846 --> 00:31:11,936 because being in your father's body 624 00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:14,765 has made me rather insecure about my physique. 625 00:31:14,766 --> 00:31:16,845 - (chuckles) - But, 626 00:31:16,846 --> 00:31:19,977 that sounds quite good, as well. 627 00:31:23,687 --> 00:31:25,227 (Gabby chuckles) 628 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:30,015 Well, we set off all the traps in the house. 629 00:31:30,016 --> 00:31:31,976 So I guess there's nothing to stop White Beard 630 00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:34,226 from sucking my life force now. 631 00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:36,726 Or, there's nothing to stop Santa 632 00:31:36,727 --> 00:31:39,226 from being a total sweetie and giving you presents. 633 00:31:39,227 --> 00:31:40,805 Only time will tell. 634 00:31:40,806 --> 00:31:43,146 Either way, I got to spend the day 635 00:31:43,147 --> 00:31:46,476 setting killer booby traps and eating pizza. 636 00:31:46,477 --> 00:31:48,396 Isn't that what Christmas is all about? 637 00:31:48,397 --> 00:31:51,265 It is now, buddy. 638 00:31:51,266 --> 00:31:53,055 It is now. 639 00:31:53,056 --> 00:31:55,845 Eh, maybe you're right. 640 00:31:55,846 --> 00:31:59,687 Santa's probably not really an evil alien overlord, anyways. 641 00:32:00,937 --> 00:32:03,897 ?? 642 00:32:07,607 --> 00:32:10,266 (evil deep voice): Ho, ho, ho... 643 00:32:13,727 --> 00:32:16,186 ? Check the halls all dressed in holly ? 644 00:32:16,187 --> 00:32:18,396 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 645 00:32:18,397 --> 00:32:20,896 ? Dust your shoulders if you're jolly ? 646 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:23,015 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 647 00:32:23,016 --> 00:32:25,345 ? Fam's all here, peep our apparel ? 648 00:32:25,346 --> 00:32:27,805 ? Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ? 649 00:32:27,806 --> 00:32:29,976 ? As I bust my Christmas carol ? 650 00:32:29,977 --> 00:32:32,937 ? Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ? 651 00:32:33,727 --> 00:32:38,055 ?? 652 00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:40,805 Principal Swift: Next time on "Gabby Duran and the Unsittables"... 653 00:32:40,806 --> 00:32:43,015 I found out humans have something called birthdays, 654 00:32:43,016 --> 00:32:44,606 and Principal said I couldn't have one. 655 00:32:44,607 --> 00:32:47,726 Gabby: We're gonna throw you the best birthday party ever. 656 00:32:47,727 --> 00:32:49,766 Ew, gross Give me that! 657 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:52,606 - Banish her! - Wait! 658 00:32:52,607 --> 00:32:53,896 (all yelling) 659 00:32:53,897 --> 00:32:54,936 Jeremy! 660 00:32:54,937 --> 00:32:56,647 Let me back in! 661 00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,437 Man: Gorgeous. 662 00:32:59,487 --> 00:33:04,037 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47468

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